/mlb/ - THE BULL EDITION

Kershaw can't pitch. He balks 1 out of 4 pitches he throws, and then he cries to the umpire (who can't do a thing).

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Royals

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Injuns desu

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Tigers better get 2 top 5 team prospects for J Wilson. Lefty that throws mid to upper 90s and dominates right handers.

>>77209006
>SF:Red Sox 'have their eye on' Eduardo Nunez
...why?

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>Yaks

>>77209037
Sounds like Glen Perkins a few years ago

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jays

>>77209037
yeah cuz you got so many good prospects for JD Martinez lmfao

>>77209062
our gm will fuck it up since he sucks ass so i'm not really expecting much.

>>77209021
This post gave me cancer thanks.

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>>77209036
based Indiansbro

>>77209066
Wilson is way more valuable than Martinez, although I agree that trade was poor. Our gm is a clown.

>after Boston finishes raping this team they head to Cleveland for more inside the park walkoff home runs

kill me

>>77209037
You'll get Trayce Thompson and Sergio Romo and be thankful about it. Avila has already shown he has no clue what he's doing.

>>77209104
>inside the park
are you so bootyblasted that Hanley RAPED that pitch that you refuse to believe your own eyes in seeing that it left the park completely?

>>77209110
We are about to suck for like 6 years. I don't want a 34 year old.

>>77209101
He is, but that trade was just a joke.

>trade the best rental bat on the market for 3 prospects from one of the worst farms in baseball
>don't even get a single top 3 prospect from them

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>Phillies win a series

>>77209136
I know man it hurts

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MARINERS!

>>77209148
6/9 Photoshop

>>77209037
>rebuild years too late
>letting the whos out trade you and out tank you

>>77209006
>CLE:Kluber (neck) won't start Friday vs. Toronto
Mad
>CLE:Salazar (shoulder) to return as starter Sat.
Tentatively excited

>>77209129
>needing 15 innings to beat the fucking leafs and being this proud of it
>losing the day before
>unironically starting the frontman of AC/DC

You're not as bad as the >yaks but you're starting to slip

>>77209201
pizza man was desperate and his dream fell short. Now the team is fucked for years to come.

>>77209104
Or they can head to Cleveland to get swept in 3 games again

>>77209201
They had much more value to trade with.

>>77209264
Maybe he should have bought a fucking bullpen

>>77209311
He tried and they mostly all failed.

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Which is harder?
Hitting for the cycle
-OR-
Pitching a perfect game?

>>77209240
>Orioles fan talking shit about other teams
Wew

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>>77209373
>289 Cycles
>23 Perfect Games

>>77209457
What do you think is easier now with these juiced balls?

>>77209464
>Cycles were already significantly easier before the blister epidemic and the batter realization that strikeouts aren't all that bad
Boy I wonder

>>77209496
Can you please state which you think, and not give me some unfinished, sarcastic answer. Please and thank you.

>>77209373
Are you stupid

>>77209527
I heard one of the Yankees broadcasters yesterday make the claim that hitting for the cycle is harder than pitching a perfect game.

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>6 [W]'s in a row

>>77209043
3B.
Need a replacement for the DFA'd fat man.

>>77209552
What about Travis Shaw

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Here we go

77209373
medium bait

>>77209545
Than the yankees broadcaster might be a fucking idiot
A perfect game is without a doubt one of the hardest things to do in a single game in any major sport

>>77209698
Oddly enough, there are less Unassisted triple plays then there are Perfect games

>>77209752
its not odd at all

all difficult things are rare, but not all rare things are difficult

>>77209661
We will win every game from here on out and stun the world.

>>77209752
Unassisted triple plays are based on luck in one inning in a certain situation

Are there any triples that don't involve the ball being misplayed in some way?

>>77209852
Watch a game at Coors.

>>77209752
and no one's hit for the home run cycle except for scooter gennett

>>77209852
Nick Williams had two triples that were cleanly fielded today

>>77209784
even shields starts?

>>77209661
Great now Anderson has a friend to bust with

how the fuck is the stankees game still going on?

>bottom of the 8th
>almost 4 hours
>0 IBBs

manfred is pulling his hair out rn

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>tfw my dodgers mom was paranoid thinking we were gonna lose the game yesterday
>tfw even facing a shitty WS team kershaw still gave up loads of hits and we only scored one run

>>77209937
You have your clock messed up, the game has been going for 2 hours and 40 minutes.

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>>77209937
it gives the radio guys more time to talk about Aaron Judge so its cool

>>77209964
no

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who was the last POTUS to actually like baseball

>>77209979
Yes.

>>77209984
dubya

>>77209979
>>77209985
Who is right? This is so suspenseful

>>77209984
Obama was a Who's fan

>>77209984
obama

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>>77210020
>>77210033

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX0PSoCTFas
obama was a faggot bandwagoner who only "liked" the sox because he was a lawyer in the shitty nigger side

>>77210056
To be fair, the Who's were so bad that no one could name any players

CLE Indians vs SF Giants (#3 of 3)

3:45 PM ET | 12:45 PM PT

>>77210021
>>77210021
>>77210021

>>77210065
Paul Konerko?
Mark Buehrle?
Jake Peavy?
Gavin Floyd?
Jim Thome?
Alexei Ramirez?
Brian Anderson?
Chris Gets?
Josh Fields?
Scott Linebrink?
Matt Thornton?
Bobby Jenks?

>>77209852
at CoPa it happens if it hits the gap right

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>>77210100
>all those super shitty players

>Greg Luzinski finished second in the MVP vote twice
>is completely forgotten
that's a shame he peaked right when Cincinnati was at its peak

>>77210100
What the fuck did Jim Thome do to you that you have to insult him? Please remove him from your list as no one will ever consider him to be a Who

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Go Spurs

>>77209129
series finale in cleveland last year was a walkoff itp home run

>>77210065
Ron Kittle

But then again I only know that because he lived 4 houses down from me when I used to live in Indiana

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>>77210231
bad b8

>>77210231
He was a who when he played and he's a who right now

pretty sure hammy ram walked us off once before already, its nothing new

>>77210231
He has job in the whos front office right now you idiot

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>>77210100
Gordon Beckham
Brent Morel
Andruw Jones
Alex Rios
Dayan Viciedo
Juan Pierre
Omar Vizquel
Adam Dunn
Andre Rienzo
Kevin Youlilis
Manny Ramirez
Hector Santiago
Sergio Santos
John Danks
Addison Reed
J.J. Putz
Josh Phegley
Scott Downs
Brian Omogrosso
Kosuke Fukudome
Randy Williams
Tyler Flowers
A.J. Pierzinski
Brent Lillibridge

God damn what sad memories I have

>>77210255
Good b8 actually
>>77210258
>>77210275

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>>77210327
Well I'll be damned

>>77210315
>Kosuke Fukudome
Puts 1 hit wonder in list but doesnt include Sammy Sosa

Where are all those people that said >we were gonna get swept by the Barves?

>>77210369
They were talking about your series with them later in the year, obviously.

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>>77210356
>>77210315
Oh god I forgot TCQ

>>77210369
They are all above you trying to come up with Who players that someone outside of Niggerton might know

>>77210263
>its nothing new
Well what is new is that it's pretty telling on the state of the situation for the Blue Jays with whether or not they will go for their bullpen and what not. They won't ever do that with them because of the new scandal for that not to go with them and through it all. Where were you? Where have you been the past 10 days? Fucking Canadians man. Anyways, that would help them out, but Hanley shouldn't be doing that without the trending for them to go.

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All this talk about dark age White Sox reminds me of the Forgotten Phillies(For good reason)

remember to always bully the san diego padres. they've only made the playoffs 5 times!

>>77210435
They've still played in a world series more recently than the Dodgers.

>>77210446
REEEEKT

>>77210446
damn

>>77210446
Oh shit son! That was harsh

JK I capped that

>>77210435
The Memeiners have only made the playoffs 4 times and have never even won a pennant. Let's all bully them instead.

>>77210505

but ichiro

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>>77210427
>>77209752
Daily reminder that this dingus had an unassisted triple play

>>77210523
Don't insult Mickey Morandini, please. You can insult Eric Bruntlett though

>>77210446
Oh snap

>>77210535
Played in 3 Eries and has a ring.
Oh wait! You said insult...OK he's ugg as fook

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>>77210505
tfw the M's playoff drought will turn 16 this year and be able to drive

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Tigers getting absolutely ransacked ahaha

>>77210729
So are the Asstros.

>>77210736
Wut

>>77210740
Asstros are getting BTFO.

>>77210746
That's not what "ransacked" means

>>77210736
I believe he's referring to their deals

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>>77210505
>>77210678
the M's initial playoff drought that started in 1977 reached 18 years of age, but was killed by Griffey and Edgar.

This drought right now could realistically reach 20 or more years, unless the M's fluke their way to the post season somehow. the farm is terrible, so they can't buy. They don't have good enough pitching, but their best assets either have no-trade clauses or big contracts, so they can't sell. It's going to be another 5-7 year rebuild where they can't really make many moves.

>>77210753
sorry, not up to date on /sp/ memes
>>77210765
Makes sense

Trading away your far and away best player for a one tool speedster lingering in the low, low minors

>>77210771
It's a word nigga, it has a meaning outside of 4chan

>>77209873
>homer cycle
finishing off the cycle with a HR? or something else?

anyway, the hardest feat to accomplish in a single game for pitchers is 20 Ks in 9 innings, only four guys have ever done it and it's only happened five times.

Can i get a >rags up in here?

>>77210790
solo HR, 2-run HR, 3-run HR, grand slam

literally never happened, so it's the hardest feat

AL Central can't help themselves. Trade away the best American League pitcher for a proven bust middle infielder and one whole entire bag of garbage yum yum

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>>77210800
>RAGS
>A
>G
>S

>>77210767
>This drought right now could realistically reach 20 or more years
The white sox have playoff droughts of 24 and 40 years, you'll be fine

>>77210315
>forgetting Big Hurt
are you fucking serious m8?

>>77210813
the white sox won a WS series since the mariners last made the playoffs, shut the fuck up lmao

>>77210778
Literally the Who's plan to rebuild

What is the batting average of Major League Baseball all-time?

>>77210813
I know, but it's still disheartening to realize the last time I watched the M's in the playoffs, my testicles hadn't dropped yet.

>>77209021
Why do monkeys think they can have an opinion on baseball? Go eat up the shit from my toilet you fucking goblin.

>>77210824
I know my Astros have a lifelong BA of .380 or so. My boys can smash!

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>>77210808
aha. wow, that's actually fucking incredible, esp. coming from a manlet nobody like Gennett

>captcha "4700 cameron"
>captcha'd another 4-HR player
is CAPTCHA a wizard?

>the state of the Asstros

@77210838
>being this mad because Kershaw is literal shit

>>77210808
Scooter Gennett did this

>>77210808
It happened once. in AA.

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>>77210911

>>77210943
Is this the Reddit Effect? Try to force a meme hard enough and people start to accept it?

>>77210977
Calm down Reddit

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>>77210911
Clean my bathroom monkey. Hue hue hue. Eat my shit and drink my toilet water. I'll pay you in toothpaste and soap.

>Brazil monkeys will never experience a major league baseball game.

Wew wew

@77210974
>WS: 0

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>>77210974

>>77210974
>4.55 ERA in the playoffs

>>77210999
Wow, I knew he was bad, but that's very very bad

>dads atm

Reminder that Scooter Gennett never hit for the cycle.

>>77210993
try not to cut yourself on all that edge kid.

>>77210993
Will Brazil even respond to this?

>>77211035
you didnt even watch the game

If a player is "unlucky" for a large enough sample, it's no longer about luck, and it's more about the player's mental state or ability, right? Well, how long is it that a sample size is adequate enough to make that kind of shift in logic?

Gennett's HR cycle is the only HR cycle in MLB history

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broorsfags on kekicide watch

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>>77210393
dude it was 15 innings and bolsinger had 3 K's, it is what it is. The starters are what really shit the bed this season. The offense is just continuing their stellar showing last fall. Only Ezekiel Carrera and Justin Smoak are hitting at or above their career average.

Lots of blame to go around

>>77211057
>he still thinks 4 home runs are the cycle
Wew

>>77211060
>If a player is "unlucky" for a large enough sample, it's no longer about luck
You have no idea how probability works, do you

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/a/stros

>>77211060
how mad are you at this moment? 1-10 gague. I'm feeling a strong 8.

>>77211069
If a player gives up a home run late in a game, it's an anomaly. If a player gives up frequent home runs late in games, it's standard. What's the sample size that takes it from an anomaly, or unlucky, to standard?

>>77211075
Sounds gay

>>77211068
Solo, 2-run, 3-run and Papa Slam. They just call it "hitting a Gennett" now

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>77210995
>77211021
you cannot claim he is shit without the meme postseason argument. he is legitimately the reincarnation of Sandy Koufax.
>inb4 no-hitters

>>77211099
>>77211063
>>77211057
Ah we're still forcing this epic meme. Just like we forced the Kershaw is bad meme years ago

>>77210993
you made the monkey kill himself DG. are you happy now?

>>77211099
>HR: Scooter Gennett 4 (7, 2 off John Gant, 4th inn, 1 on, 2 outs to Deep CF; 6th inn, 0 on, 1 out to Deep LF Line, 1 off John Brebbia, 8th inn, 1 on, 2 outs to Deep RF, 1 off Adam Wainwright, 3rd inn, 3 on, 1 out to Deep RF).
>what is missing a 3 run home run
>conditions I deem fair
Wew, fucking wew.

>>77211103
>He's a reincarnation of Sandy Koufax
>Sandy Koufax isn't even in the top 10 of similar pitchers

>>77211065
low-key nervous that you guys are starting to win again, actually kind of hoping for the brewers to fall apart now

>>77211115
Nice talking points. Fudge the stats to fit your narrative

>>77211103
>9 postseason appearances
>only 2 wins

>Chase Headley will predominately play first as Frazier will predominantly play third
Wew

>>77211129
Haha anon, the postseason doesn't even matter!

>>77211129
see
>>77211103
>you cannot claim he is shit without the meme postseason argument.

>>77211130
Well that's retarded

>>77211125
>conditions I deem fair
>what is a solo home run, two two-run home runs, and a grand slam
>muh dingur cycle XDD

>>77211155
>two two-run home runs
One of those was a three-run home run

>>77211155
Seems like you didn't even watch the game

>>77211161
>>77211165
HR: Scooter Gennett 4 (7, 2 off John Gant, 4th inn, 1 on, 2 outs to Deep CF; 6th inn, 0 on, 1 out to Deep LF Line, 1 off John Brebbia, 8th inn, 1 on, 2 outs to Deep RF, 1 off Adam Wainwright, 3rd inn, 3 on, 1 out to Deep RF).
Read it again. There isn't a "2 on" only "1 on" twice. Until then, I'm right. Now kiss the rings, faggot.

>>77211155
Faggot. I watched the entire game 4 times. It's literally all us Reds fans have had all season. Is your faggot ass going to tell me you know what happened in that game better than I did?

>>77211175
>>77211179
Sounds like you didn't even watch the game

>>77211175
Just go back and actually watch the game man, you'll see what we mean

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>>77211113
Monkeys aren't people. That guy should be cleaning my toilet bowl at this moment. You guys of all poeple should know that I'm a snob about where I chose to release my piss. I hope that monkey killed himself 2bh, what a fucking animal.

>Brazil monkey will never in 'its' life experience a ballgame in a 60 degree sunset afternoon or a Sunday noon game.

wew wew

>>77211179
>>77211184
>>77211187
>le watch the game man XDDDD
>1 on
> 0 on
>1 on
>3 on
>conditions I deem fair
I want Reddit to fucking leave this thread.

>>77211196
>60 degrees
Too cold.

>>77211198
>this mad at Gennett's HR cycle
It's a big deal, but it's not THIS big of a deal

>>77211196
>encouraging bandwagoning

Man these promos are dumb

>LOOK LOOK WATCH THIS TEAM BECAUSE THEYRE GOOD THAT'S RIGHT GOOD GOY

>>77211198
Just because your team never hit for the HR cycle doesn't mean you gotta be salty, my man

>>77211213
>>77211220
>1 on
> 0 on
>1 on
>3 on
>conditions I deem fair
Holy fucking shit, when did /mlb/ become Reddit?

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Another 10:07 start

Gennett hit for the HR Cycle is the new >RAGS

>>77211196
Wow, bandwagon city.

There was no three run homer in that game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOu0mHBjxfE

>>77211246
nice video editing bro

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Thoughts?

>>77211246
Editing the video doesn't take away the actual event

>>77211256
>conditions I deem fair

>>77211246
literal fake news, sad

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> All that shilling for the 6'8 giant American STRONK Aaron Judge
> Only for the 5'5 midget Venezuelan spic Jose Altuve to win AL MVP

>>77211264
>>77211256
>samefagging this hard
At this point, I'm convinced this is Zack Hample forcing this shitty meme on our board. Do it on r/baseball, not here.

>>77211241
>RAGS
is eternal, the homer cycle is just a run-of-the-mill flavor of the month meme.

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>>77211262
enjoy the regular season

>>77211262
I legitimately wonder if you guys get tired of seeing incredible regular season feats like this year after year only for it to not turn into anything in the playoffs.

Gennett's HR cycle was a thing of beauty

>>77211278
Oh don't worry you get a (You) too, fucking faggot. Don't think i forgot your third proxy, Zack.

>>77211287
As opposed to all those times the Rockies turned regular season success into playoff success, right?

Notice that "King of /mlb/" and one of the people he's responding to always respond a minute apart

>>77211312
well of the 3 whole times we've been we went all the way to the world series therefore winning a pennant one of those times, I mean at least its SOMETHING

>>77211330
I'm not King of /mlb/ wtf are you talking about

>>77211338
lmao, stay obsessed, fucking faggot.

>getting utterly fucking humiliated in the WS is like winning the WS to cockies fans.
This is Leaveland levels of rationalization.

>>77211336
>make fun of the Dodgers for not doing anything in the playoffs
>make the playoffs 3 times in your history
>brag about getting swept in the World Series

You are one dumb motherfucker

>>77211354
Sup mo'Lester

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>>77210833
there is probably a sizeable portion of 4chan who were not even alive the last time they were in the playoffs

>>77211374
Nice try, but I'm not a faggot homosexual Cubs fan. I'm a Yankees fan.

Scooter Gennett

>>77211397
Who is the only player ever to hit for the home run cycle?

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>>77211281
>all top 3 batting average leaders are under 6'

looks like manlets have finally learned

>>77211356
Kershaw got bombed by >us last year. The Dodgers aren't winning squat, faggot.

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Why do these threads always devolve into Dodgerposting, then shitposting to stop dodgerposting

>>77211405
>things that never happened under conditions I deem fair
lmao, keep being this obsessed over revisionist history, fucking faggot.

>>77211220
Lying this hard on something so easily checked and disproved.
>why don't you Tweet about it Mr President?

>>77211407
Just how few games has Justin Turner started?

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>>77211287
its hurts senpai. elite normie season then shit post season.

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"Clippard will function as the White Sox closer"

Okay when does the tank get too obvious? The phillies literally have no chance now.

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>>77211427
There it is! There's the intentional derail into /pol/!

Gooter Scennett

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>>77211421
the 2nd largest city in the US has tons of autism. Do you remember 2015 and 16 where it was just Doyers o Giagantes o Los Mets

Don't have a cow over a home run cycle, man

>>77211445
This guy gets it

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tfw gonna take a bus trip to dodger stadium in september

tfw probably spent $75 to see the dodgers get memed on by the rox

tfw gonna buy a $20 carne asada nacho helmet and probable another $12 collectible helmet with my good goy tourism bucks

>>77211459
underrated

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>>77211435
>mfw White Sox fans think they have a chance to catch up to this finely tuned machine
Just wait until the only 3 currently productive players are traded away

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Chupar la polla de tu novia

>>77211477
>implying we're here for productive players
We are in a great position to draft our marketing god, Seth Beer.

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> pitching looking good
> bats are back to normal

Who the fuck can stop us?

>>77211469
Enjoy yourself my MiLB friend. What's the cost for treating your inevitable stab wound?

>>77211469
Is it because of this
>>77211196

good goy indeed

>>77211500
Wouldn't even be mad if you guys won another world series unless you went through us to get there

>>77211498
>Not drafting toolsy outfielders exclusively

Where did all these Rockies "fans" come from?

>>77211500
Too bad Bryant tore his vagina today

>>77211528
they only come out of the woodwork when they can beat up on shit teams like the padres

>>77211528
never seen this post before

>>77211529
It's only a sprained ovary. He'll be fine.

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Nolan Arenado is coming home lads.

>>77211498
That's a dangerous way of thinking. Very Kennyesque. I say we need more impact bats. Especially since Collins is looking busty.

>>77211557
He's gonna be an Angel?

>>77211572
I hope so desu, Trout + Sharknado would be bretty gr8 desu famalampai

>>77211557
delete this fucking post

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>>77211572

>>77211608
Oh, so Mike Trout is guaranteed to be a Phillie then, because before he played professionally he was a fan.

>>77211608
More likely to sign with Angels desu senpai, Doyers are locked up with Turner

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>>77211584
Respond to this>>77211608

>>77211619
That's how it works bro. No need to be upset. Trout will be a Philly and Nolan a Dodger.

>>77211644
I guess that explains Mike Piazza's wonderful stint as a Phillie, or Clayton Kershaw in Texas

>>77211644
But they have Turner locked up for 5 more years m8, by 2020, Turner will be under contract and Arenado is free to choose whoever he wants to play for. The Angels really could use him more and he grew up in OC so I could see it happening famalam

>>77211668
Seething in rage. Just breathe brother.

>>77211687
Remember that time Chris Sale played for the Rays?

>>77211703
Do you remember when Craig Biggio played for the Astros?

>>77211566
>I say we need more impact bats
Seth beer :^)

>>77211710
But why didn't he sign with the Yankess? He was a fan of them growing up!

>>77210812
what is this even

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Look at Nolan gaze at the ravine from the Dodgers home dugout. He's dreaming lads. It can't be helped that it's where he wants to be.

>>77211710
I remember, back in the Biggio days

>>77211732
the player was trying to catch a flyball, but almost went into the dugout, so the coach grabbed him to prevent him from falling IIRC.

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Nolan Arenado will be so psychologically damaged from losing to LA that he will busy a KD and sign with Los Angeles.

It is what it is. If that makes people upset, I don't know what to say. That's the privilege of having money. Just like the Phillies will have the money to sign Trout for 400M. It is what it is.

Get rich or stop posting.

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>>77210999
>Kershaw will have a winning postseason record this season

>His postseason ERA will go down to 3.50

Feels good, man.

>DG is getting desperate because he knows the Doyers/Kershaw won't ever win a Worlds Eries and expects "Bustnado" to win one for him
Pottery

>>77211500
Inevitability and broken fingernails

>>77211761
Similar to the robin flowers thing except flowers actually went over and robin had him like fully upside down. was nuts.

>>77211771
>The Phillies will have the money to sign Trout
Even after they signed Harper?

>>77211790
Walk away from the screen brother.

>>77211771
When is Arenado on the market?

The Dodgers don't really need a 3B right now. Justin "The Red God" Turner is not only the best hitter in MLB right now, but he's an excellent fielding 3B.

I could see the Yankees getting Arenado, long term.

>>77211790
Harper is going to the Cubs or Angels

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>>77211500

>>77211806
You mean the guy that loves playing in Philadelphia, loves the ballpark, and is on record saying he enjoys Philly fans will choose to play elsewhere? How about the Dodgers, since he was born in Vegas which is the LA Market?

Speaking of, Why didn't Max Scherzer sign with the Cardinals?

>>77211838
Harper is kind of a perfect fit for Philly tbqh. He's just the kind of headcase Philly Phans love.

But he would want to be on a contending team, right? He wants rings at this point.

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>>77211838
Walk away bro. Wipe the tears. Grab an ice pack and lower your body temperature. It will be okay. It's just a game lol.

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Can anyone tell me if this is good?

>>77211856
There's a lot of intriguing prospects the Phillies have that will come up and play between now and then, and there's the ownership group that is not afraid to spend the money. I'm not saying it's a guarantee, but the Phillies are one of two frontrunners for his services.

>>77211856
Harper is probably going to reunite with Kris Bryant in Chicago at this point. Maybe Joey Gallo in Texas but I think the former is the case. I think he wants to be with one of his Vegas friends.

>>77211876
almost every player in the history of the league hits better at home than on the road

>>77211876
>Batting .266 away

wew

>>77211856
Mike Trout more likely to sign in Philly than Bryce. Trout's an Eagles season tickets holder and cheered for the Phillies while in the Angels farm system in 2010.

>>77211905
True, though that's a pretty dramatic split.

I guess it's the Coors effect.

>>77211915
Nothing in his playing career has come close to showing any interest in that. He comes back to town for Eagles games, and that's it.

>>77211863
Has Trout ever faced Kershaw?

>>77211903
Bryant is a closeted faggot who is in a forced marriage to hide his gay realtionship from his bisexual partner, Anthony Jizzo. I think that those Cubs comments were to stir up conversation. He'll be a Yankee or sign a short but huge 3Yr contract with Washington who he sincerely loves.

the lgay shitposters are annoying

>>77211934
Read the second part. I'm not saying anything is certain but I still think he pays attention to the Phillies if he was texting his dad about their playoff runs while on another team.

>>77211937
Yup. Single and a couple strikeouts.

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MADE MANAGER
of the new Montreal Expos.

>You may pick FOUR players from any team to start your team.

Who do you pick?

>>77211950
thats not going to influence him signing a contract
the hundreds of millions of dollars probably will

>>77211960
Kersh, Scherzer, Sale, Keuchel

fuck offense.

>>77211960
I have to choose from a single team or can the players be from different teams?

>>77211978
different teams

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>>77211960
Kershaw
Seager
Trout
Harper

Where my ring?

>>77211960
Kershaw
Trout
Harper
Lindor

>>77211960
Cory Spangenberg
Miguel Gonzalez
Nick Hundley
Tommy Joseph

>>77211988
I'm >>77211995
Convince me I want Seager over Lindor.

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>>77211469

>>77211995
>Fuckcisco Lindor
Is this meme stoll buzzing? I thought he was exposed as trash weeks ago?
Why do people think he's good?

>>77211984
Lindor Ramirez Clevinger Kershaw

>no more clippard
FEELS FUCKING GOOD

>>77211960
Is nobody protected?
Mike Trout - Best player in baseball, no brainer
Corey Seager - best young player at an premier position
Clayton Kershaw - No brainer
I'm stuck between Corey Dickerson and Michael Fulmer here desu.

>>77211988
>seager
guy isn't even the best hitter on the dodgers

>>77212030
Hes so bad that the whos are now going to use him to intentionally throw games.

>>77212010
You'd be fine with either.

Lindor is a switch hitter, which is nice.

Seager has a little more power.

They are about equally good in the field.

>>77211960
Cody Bellinger
Aaron Judge
Gary Sanchez
Michael Fulmer
2019-2027 World Series rings please

>>77211960
Trout, Harper, Kershaw, Sale

>>77211998
Best answer so far

>>77211960
Let's be a bit realistic
Trout
Fulmer
Bellinger
LMJ
Assuming the rest of the team is garbage expansion stuff, you need players who are young and controllable

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JUST

>>77211960
Trout
Scherzer
Sale
Seager

why do dodger fans always shit up everything? arenado is not going to ur fuck hole mexican team.

>>77212184
Why are denver fans so racist?

>>77212314
>>77212314
>>77212314
>>77212314
red sox vs jays

mest-cards
>>77212316
>>77212316
>>77212316

>>77212261
Not him but I'd rather live in Denver over LA any day of the week.

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>go-ahead pinch-hit double in the eighth

How can one man be this perfect?

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>>77212350
Alright buddy.

>>77212400
>>77212350
so would i

>>77212398
Le Dissappears in big games man.

>>77210860
>My boys can smash!
Bottom of the eighth in today's game says otherwise, kek.

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>>77212446

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1TVP5OsqZk&t