Women's Euro 2017 - ENGLAND vs SCOTLAND Game Thread

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SEXY WOMEN'S
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duggan

I've watched a couple of the tournaments in the past but this is the first game I'll be watching for years

looking forward to it tbqh

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>no murderball
>no falling on each others boobs

If these don't happen, ogre.

Should be worth a laff

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post qts

Let's beat those disgusting beta scottish females

Just hoping for some keeper fuck ups. Hopefully it's a meme match to distract from the fact that a /sp/ XI would comfortably beat both teams.

>>77208678
How is she cute? Fucking melt looks like she has Foetal alcohol syndrome

>>77208700
I remember a match at the women's world cup where someone took a free kick against a wall of 10 people

>England and Scotland
>Spain and Portugal
Aesthetically pleasing group desu

someone have a good stream?

>>77208771
dude just turn channel 4 on lmao

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>>77208678
post some rare Kirbys

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>getting drunk when I have work in the morning
>£20 down the drain on women's football
absolute state of my life

>>77208779
lmao got him good lad

>Scottish and English women.
Nothing but ugly munters

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>>77208782

>Two national anthems

You fucking what?

>scotland playing this bagpipes nonsense
>god save the queen is their real national anthem

Reminder that ISIS threatened to bomb this match.

>>77208782
>>77208816
>Germany have won the last 6 (six)[S I X] european championships consecutively
what the FUCK is this sorcery
hope we beat you in the final

>The ground is full of anticipation and excitement
>The camera shows the stadium is, at best, a quarter full.

God Save the Queen is literally "going down with the ship: the soundtrack". It's no wonder England never win anything.

This women's pink Scotland kit is actually quite cool.

Imagine voting no when being offered independence

Absolute banter

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>tfw found out Kirby is a lesbian

>scotland have a nigger in defence
always amuses me when i remember they have darkies up there too

>the absolute state of that kick off setup by scotland
i feel to turn it off already, what a mess

How do you Englanders feel about God Save The Queen? I think it's a fucking awful song to play before a sporting event. You'd be far better off with Jerusalem.

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>>77208869

Wow, what an unanticipated turn of events.

>>77208860
It's Women Football, what do you expect?

>>77208893
Jerusalem's a cricket song though.

>>77208866
>englishmen were allowed to vote
Hmm

>>77208893
And did those feet in ancient times is about how England is really shit now

Only daily mail rugby supporters who don't understand blake want it

>all those empty seats
what a bunch of bloody sexists!

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>that kick off routine

>>77208893
>>77208861

>>77208860
reminder that one ticket costs 10-20 yuros
reminder that literally nobody wants to see this shit

>>77208860
Announcer must be a united out Chelsea fan

stream anyone?

>>77208893
FUCK THE QUEEN

are there any qt's on these teams?

>Lilly Bright

Claimed tbqh.

>>77208938
turn on your tv man, it's running on yurosport 1

>>77208946
toni duggan

>all this commentator hype about England

we're doomed

>such a high tempo start to this game

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>>77208942
Try it, fugg boy.

Still more attendance than a City home game

The scottish left back looks like a right filthy chav slag

>>77208952
>tfw they don't show women's soccer on ameriburger tv

>these experts who usually follow normal football sounding bored as fuck

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>tfw no qt scottish left-back gf

>close up shots of groups of people to give the impression there's lots of people there

I see what you're doing channel 4.

>>77208956
>Tfw we will never be the plucky underdog thanks to the arrogant media

>>77208964
>>77208975

Gr8 taste

>>77208960

She's 396, she's fucked anyway.

>one thousand weeks of uninterrupted monarchy wanking will happen in your lifetime (but after the queens

>>77208946
scottish left-back>>77208975

>>77208984
>impression
Should have just put everyone in the same stand

>>77208984
yeh they should be doing close ups of the empty seats instead

not sure if i can manage 90 minutes of this
these lot are fucking shite mate

>>77208908
nop

>>77209005
actually they do when they shoot corners or replay failed shots on goal

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>>77208946
Fran Kirby

mfw the scottish goalkeeper can kick better than my teams goalie

>>77209028

If they're filming a corner or a shot on goal they're filming empty seats then are they, they just happen to be in the shot.

me and my friends used to hang about with a girl who played football when we were wee lads. she was actually very, very good for a girl, and i'm 100000% confident she'd be playing in this game for Scotland if she didn't turn into a junkie ned in high school. SAD!

>>77208989
Is this the retarded communist circlejerk thread?

>the size of the Scotland keeper

Looks like someone put Valbuena in goal.

why the FUCK isn't duggan starting

she is the only competent english player

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First for /beinganunprofessionalcunt/.

>>77208968
some fellow burger said espn streams all matches for a janitor salary except the final.

dang

Would anyone kiss the english manager? Do you think the players give him a kiss and pinch his bum?

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would a women's team be taller than this?

FOOTBALL CONFIRMED FOR COMING HOME

GOOOOOOOALAAAAALALALALALLOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!

>>77208942
t. Amir Abdulrahman

EAT SHIT SCOTCUNTS EAT SHIT SCOTCUNTS EAT SHIT SCOTCUNTS EAT SHIT SCOTCUNTS EAT SHIT SCOTCUNTS EAT SHIT SCOTCUNTS

>The state of that defending

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FUCK OFF

>>77209078
yea but i'm a poorfag without espn

>>77209065
Is there anyone in Scotland that isn't a chav?

>>77209096
ahaha ya wee bastard like

>>77209033
pls dog let her be not a pusy slurper

>>77209099
Limmy

>independence

>>77209050

A girl I know who got debilitatingly sick was telling me about how she wanted to be a footballer as a kid, but her illness prevented her from doing so. Her Granddad took her to a women's footy match and she started crying. ;-;

Also SCOTLAND BTFO OUT! YOU JOCKS A SHIT!

fuck off england.

we'll pull it back when you have to sub on some pakis in the 2nd half

>>77208800
>bet on england to get a corner in all 4 corners of the pitch
>already completed both sides for the first half
13/10 was actually unreal value

>>77208908
not true m8, we would have voted yes to finally get some peace from the whiny ginger cunts

>>77209099
Ours are called neds you cunt.

>>77209065
The absolute state of scottish politics

>>77209051

I just don't understand how you can have a modicum of self respect and still be a monarchist, it's pathetic.

Why aren't some of these brave women playing in the men's team? They have the mental fortitude that the men lack. Also why aren't our nurses and soldiers getting paid as much as Wayne Rooney??

>england's women team
>doesn't play any ethnics
>actually quite good


really poodles the ol' noodle

>>77209115
*300 triggered replies*

>>77209134
>The absolute state
stop that mate

>>77209065

I like how little fucks the SNP MPs give desu.

>>77209140
>Implying our first priority shouldn't be ensuring that referees are on footballer's wages

business idea: give womens footballers soldier's wages

Was going to criticise the lass for that aimless long ball but that's what Chris Smalling does every week.

>>77209140
Some great points here lad. and why isn't the minimum wage raised to 30 quid an hour. It's a disgrace

>>77209157
Why should they, they're only there to try and force a referendum. Any actual politics doesn't mean shit to them

>>77209168

Scottish women are so pretty in a scary bod person way.

>>77209175
Aye and he's shite too

>>77209138
It's painfully obvious you're 16

>>77209140
https://supportersnotcustomers.com/2013/09/08/soldiers-should-get-footballers-wages/

Lovely piece of writing right here

>>77209178

Yeah, which is fine I suppose. I think it has more to do with just wanting to be independent, and therefore inherently not respecting Westminster and all it's weird, arcane laws.

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would you?

>>77209177
But everyone should be paid that

Trust me guys, communism would work

All other versions of communism weren't communism

I unironically enjoyed the Women's world cup two years ago

>>77209205
>Implying her standards are low enough for anyone here

Do you think if one of them started attacking their own goal, the rest would do the same, like that handball webm?

>>77209205
I'd let her fuck me with her fatty meaty clit, sure.

Hmmmmmmm sex women ;))))

>>77209205
of course i would

>>77209229
the virgin post

first time watching wehmens footy lads, lets go

>>77209194

Why? Because I don't believe in unelected do-nothings who only hold their position by pure chance? Okay, lad, why don't you get back to fluffing Gustav XXI's hairy bollocks.

>>77209229

Anon, ya da's been postin' on the forums again

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the scottish is actually not bad

the scottish goalie looks cute

Please remember to watch Limmys new web sketch show, 'Limmys Homemade Show' funded by gullible twitters via Patreon.

Begins next month on his youtube channel.

You just know that of those women in the media that call for higher wages for women footballers, none of them have ever paid to go and see a women's match.

>>77209287
fuck off limmy you aren't funny

>>77209261
She will look like my grandad in 5 years.

They zoomed in on /sp/.

even the defenders don't trust the goalies

>>77209205
>ugly
>play football
>lesbian 90 %
>would you
Dumb question

>>77209309

Can I get his number, mate?

>>77209287
look out for my name in the credits la x

>>77209309
I'd like to fuck your Granddad

>>77209241
I'm not really a monarchist but the idea that they do nothing is bullshit. Plus they're a revenue stream for the UK. If you brought millions into the economy just by existing, the government would be happy for you to do fuckall all day too.

STOP FOULING MY WAIFU KIRBY YOU LITTLE KEKS

SHE IS THE ENGLISH WOMENS MESSI

there you go, 2-0

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>SCOTTISH FOOTBALL

THE GIFT THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

>the fucking state of that goalkeeping

Fuck off love.

FUCK OFF SCOT CUNTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA


OUR WIMINS>YOUR WIMINS

GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN

>>77209309
i'd shag your granda up the arse

More like Scuckland!

IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING! FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME!

>>77209140
I haven't seen this in years to be fair. I think it was a short phase by utter retards.

The England women's team is everything I wish the men's team was.

GET FUCKED SCOTS HAHAHAHA. WHAT A SHITSHOW. FUCK OFF.

It's like watching a 1 star match on fifa

>>77209375
AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING DYKE

stop bullying us or we'll take off the left-back and all the other attractive players

>>77209371
I'd say they play at about the same caliber :^)

>>77209371
But the men's team IS a bunch of tits on the pitch

>>77209371
your men already lack balls

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>Women's football

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ji2PQBonaA

Shame non-league football doesn't get this much mainstream coverage when more people attend and care about it.

>already won the u20 world cup and the u19 euros this summer
if we win this too then surely another men's trophy has to come soon

>>77209371
they're already a load of cunts

>>77209396
Shut up you fucking prick.

>>77209396
fuck off you fat smelly virgin

>women chanting

i never considered this happening, sounds so strange to hear

>>77209388
NOW that's what I call banter

>>77209361
That was hyperbole but I definitely see the media going on about how unprivileged they are, completely ignoring context. My mum just says, "stop forcing male interests on women, let them like what they like"

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>the goalkeeper panicking, racing off her line, not even thinking about her angles to cover the goal

>>77209384
found this post a lot more funny than i should have
just want to thank you for your contribution to the thread my jock friend

>>77209375
>I wish I was back on Tumblr mocking male tears about doctor who

>>77209421
sounds like Joe hart

goalfest incoming

E
A
S
Y

Scuckland getting BTFO!

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

*sharp intake of breath*


AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

White women can't jump

hope we absolutely embarrass these jock cunts, 7/8-0? it's possible

It's like assigning a controller to the opposite team in FIFA and playing against that

Lmao shit whores

That has to be the shittiest keeping I have ever seen in my entire life.

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Why are the Scottish so cucked?

>>77208800
reminder that both of my bets are looking almost won
going to place the winnings on england to win the whole tournament

>>77209441
Fuck off, some of us realised that Scotland being 'independent' meant we lost so much shit because SNP is literally FREEDUMB: THE PARTY.

>>77209473
When the fun stops: stop.

the commentary on women's games does make it feel like you're watching children play

they never rip into players for making mistakes

>>77209490
>>77209473
What do you guys reckon to a tenner on Southampton being first at Xmas?

>>77209490
first gamble i've done since the end of the season
not really an addict desu but it makes shit games like this fun

>>77209490
good advice

>>77209495
>they never rip into players for making mistakes

That would be sexist.

>>77209468
First women's game? Not exaggerating, there's usually far worse than that in each game.

>>77209490
Retarded tagline. Addicts are addicts because they can't live without it. Don't they understand it's not about fun but about feeling normal?

>>77209506
paypal me that tenner instead mate

>>77209495
>Woman scores own goal in semi final
>"The girls did just as good as the men could! We're proud of them and remember that mistakes happen"

>Beckham gets a red card in the group stage
>Burn effigies of him outside the airport when his plane lands

Gee, I sure am glad we're treating these ladies equally to how we treat the men's team

>>77209510
i wouldn't say its that it's just the female commentators are soft

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We may have lost the match, but we won the Most Attractive Player award, and that's all that really matters lets be honest

so fuck off england

>>77209396

>Hull fan complaining about other teams not playing well

>>77209508
The only thing that would make this game fun would be a shot of Nicola Sturgeon crying in the crowd as the 10th goal goes in

>>77209525
I'll paypal my cock down your throat if you don't stfu you faggot.

>>77209506
Nah, it'll be spurs mate

Cap this

>>77209521
Like second, honestly. I am staggered by how shitty the general playing ability is.

>>77209553
ger-swe wasn't that bad

DAINTY
SCOTTISH
GIRLS

POWERFUL
ENGLISH
WOMEN

>>77209533
qt 2bh

Bit disappointed they aren't picking out all the attractive guys in the crowd for the TV. Bit sexist innit?

>the scottish lad at work is on holiday this week
shame desu, would've bantered him in the morning

>>77209560
That's good to hear. Seriously though, why is there even a debate about the differences between men and women? Like, how can so many people remain so delusional when examples like this exist?

>>77209571
Go away fag.

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>>77209533
>but we won the Most Attractive Player award
no, (YOU) haven't

>Scotland

>>77209576
I don't disagree with that, but being fair, most womyn players are semi-pros.

>>77209583
Disgusting reply desu

Kick it out!

>>77209576
>>>/pol/

>>77209553
Women play to the level of ~13 year old boys. The best women's teams can't beat 14 year old amateur boys.

>>77209586
I'm English m8 and even I can admit the Scottish players are infinitely more attractive than the bull dykes we've got.

>>77209586
"no"

>>77209603
should get duggan off the bench

>she's spotted the keeper off her line!

Yeah, that's why she had a go..

>>77209600
>le /pol/ boogyman meme

Ok. Butthurt scotsman, I presume?

Our strikers pretty good on the counter attack

How long until Chelsea make a bid?

God channel 4 can't commentate

>even in women's football, scottish players are in the english second tier

>>77209618

Well then why did she?

>>77209616
>Duggan

My waif

tbf i do think womens football will improve significantly over the next 20 years

>>77209635
I'd hope so, it cant get much worse

>>77209603
>tfw I'd bang any of them
>tfw Carla Humphrey isn't in the squad

>>77209635
And Aston villas chairman reckons they'll be the third biggest team in the world in 4 years time

Doesn't mean it'll happen.

Do PL & other Euro clubs across the board have a female side of the team? Real Madrid, Bayern, Arsenal, etc?

>>77209575
>your lot got fucked last night mate!
>w-what?
>at the women's euro 2017 group opener against England! Your girls got hammered! Slags
>haha r-right

>>77209596
What is the appeal of this then? Are the supporters in these competitions just diehard NT supporters, or are there those who legitimately enjoy this level of play? Not trying to be insulting, either, just legitimately curious.

Half time male chavs?

*silence*
*scattered yelling from little girls*

We don't need 3 commentators.

>>77209656
Not all of them do

They can't if Birmingham city ladies are a champions league tier team

>>77209655
thats just delusional though, there's no reason to think that

whereas women's football is being shilled pretty hard at the moment and participation and resources available for it will increase as a result

>This girl is on fire

HomerVomiting.jpeg

>>77209667
Sounds like my sexlife, desu.

>these we buy any car adverts

I'd rather give my motor to the scrapman

>>77209633
Because you can shoot on sight in women's football. You've got a decent chance of it going in or the keeper fucking up and presenting another chance. Even when the Scottish keeper is on her line she can't reach the bar.

>>77209656
Almost every top flight western European club has a womans team(although the u21s teams have more fans)

>>77209662
There are no supporters in women's football. The attendance is in the hundreds in league games. The only reason the media push it so much is politics.

>this SJW channel 4 advertising

Fucking hell.

going to have a wank over the next goal-scorer.

hopefully it's scotland

>>77209721
>You humans are so predictable
>Clearly you've never met a woman

Christ

>>77209635
Are women suddenly going to make a massive jump in coordination in the next 20 years? Will their lung capacity and oxidisation suddenly change. Will their bones suddenly become denser?

>>77209744
*M'ladys intensify*

Did anyone see that 'documentary' by Claire 'Eddie Izzard' Balding on how women's football was really the most popular sport of all time until the white patriarchy put an end to it?

Really made me think

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For me, it's Amandine Henry

>>77209717
Do they just leech money off of their clubs, then? That sounds fucking retarded.

But I suppose it wouldn't be nearly the first time that a "feel good" virtue-signalling activity was subsidized by something that is actually profitable.

so fucking glad michael owen isn't commentating

genuinely would turn it off if he was

Half time steam key giveaway
Q6W6R-EYZKA-PIB8T

POST QTs

Could world womens xi beat a ryman league team?

>>77209773
she looks like Kurt Russell with a blonde wig

>>77209744
No, I'm not saying they're ever going to reach anywhere near men's levels

but they can definitely eliminate the general lack of tactical awareness and horrendous blunders that you see

>>77209790
will not even be installing it but thanks all the same

LEE <3

MHV7N-0PLXE-PQPZC

>>77209760
This is the opppsite of "m'lady". Women can't really improve beyond this because they're not physically capable. These women do a lot of training and have dedicated their lives to football. They're not shit because of a lack of trying or facilities. They're shit because this is their top level.

Might just go and play GTA 2bh

How long until we start seeing the 'Men's' World cup and the 'Men's' Euros?

>>77209774
Pretty much, and they constantly complain they aren't subsidized more.

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>>77209822
took this one too with no intention of playing it

>>77209658
he always chats to me about footy, he's not actually on holiday just booked the week off so i would bet he's watching the game tbqh

>>77209822
thanks for the free Warcraft 3 CD key

PVL7I-HNVXM-ZIM4Z

>>77209774
If I'm not mistaken, Man Utd are the only top team in England without a women's team.

>>77209766
I fucking hate Balding.

>car with a WiFi hotspot

Darwinism is increasing

>>77209845
never heard of it

067B8-PEBRV-BHCDY

Has Nolan finally delivered a good film?

>>77209831
We'll get the "Budweiser international European championship" first

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>>77209862
I will actually play this

2Y5FL-V3JCI-M2V0T

>>77209869
what was it

i got it first but i already owned it

>>77209884
euro truck 2

YJMN4-FKTT6-2KLAD
final one

I think we need to have mixed football now, it's 2017

>trying to copy the leipzeg webm

>>77209849
Has there been some push to get one started?

>>77209895
i want mixed sports across the board so all the women and male feminists get a reality check

some guy the other day was saying how no one can say that Serena Williams wasn't the greatest player of all time, man or woman, because she hadn't played against the men, so it' s impossible to tell who is better

>>77209895
>>77209916
Inevitably, this would turn into every single instance of a co-ed sport in history: trying to minimize the damage that the required women will do to the team's ability to play the fucking game.

Seriously, why do women want to play sports so bad? They are objectively worse, but still see fit to insert themselves into practically everything that men excel at.

>>77209895
Remember when I did that at school
Half of them were fucking scared of the ball

>mfw it was actually real

lmao, your a good cunt anon

Anywhere in Scotland worth visiting?

>>77209916
but she did

she got beat by a drunk having a laugh

cant remember the name

>>77209929
Jesus, anon, you need to play more vidya.

>>77209901
Apparently there's been some pressure put on the club to start one but the club don't give a fuck and there's no signs that there'll be one any time soon. Just looked it up, Man Utd and Southampton are the only PL clubs without women's teams.

>>77209926
>why do anything if you aren't absolutely elite at it
guess we'd better shut down every amateur mens club in the country as well then

>>77209895
>mixed football
Good idea for porn

>>77209895
it would be funny because each team in the top ten divisions in each country would still have a full squad of men

>>77209929
HELLO GRANT MCKEE

>>77209916
i know she was like 18-19 at the time, but didnt the williams's get btfo by someone ranked ~300 after he had just done a round of golf

>>77209932
Edinburgh
Inverness
Anywhere in the mountains

>>77209944
i've only got a crap laptop

[spoiler]im saving up for a switch[/spoiler]

>>77209926
They don't, generally. But there's no point circlejerking about this.

>>77209929
>he realised it had his name in it

lel

>>77209929
hi grant_ton

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>>77209966
>>77209989

>>77209656
the BBC ran an article recently complaining about Man Utd's lack of equality for having no professional women's team
All of the prem clubs have a women's team apart from man utd and southampton

>>77209957
Removing all the teams in Merseyside is pretty cruel m8

>>77209956
Good for them.

>>77209957
The irony being, of course, that "professional" women's sports would be at or below the level of amateur men's. And the amateurs do it for free.

>>77209978
You're right, I suppose. I'm not a sexist by any means (I love my wife, etc.), but it infuriates me when people (women in this case) willfully choose to ignore reality. Oh well.

what position would you play women in if you had to have, lets say, 3 of them in the team?

I'd go for a male goalkeeper, 3 male defenders, 3 midfielders, 1 striker and then stick the women in a sort of free attacking/midfield role

>HISTORY MADE

beautiful chip
7-0 incoming
cap this post

Get fapping Anon.

H A T T R I C K

HISTORY. GET FUCKED ScuckLAND. YOU'RE NOW IN THE BOOKS FOREVER NOW HAHAHAHAAHH!

>>77210018
I'd have them on the bench

Good job ladies, now humiliate them.

ENGURLAND

>>77208855
pls

>>77210036
obviously i didn't mean that dickhead

So what about Geoff Hurst?

>>77210018
assuming everyone has to have 3 women then
the 3 in a 4-2-3-1

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Aberdonian here.

I want to merge the local authorities of Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire, Moray, Orkney and Shetland into a Crown Dependency.

That is my life goal. I am not Scottish. Scottish people are Irish rape babies. I am a Pict.

>>77210053
Did he score 3 in an opening game?

>>77210066
Maybe I misheard, I thought he said first England player to score 3 in a major tournament or something

>destroy their team within the hour
>starting literally killing individual players

Good girls.

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Who are some male players that would openly mock women's football if they were forced to attend a tournament?

honestly i would watch mixed football

would be interesting

>>77208800
so the first bet is definitely in and I've broke even at least
I just need England to get a corner on each side now

>>77210059
i would support this

while we're at it, can we glass glasgow?

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>british girl accents

>>77210090

But Muller's existence mocks football itself

TONI :3

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>>77210079
PUT THEM TO THE SWORD

>>77210093
>Pepe defending alone against 3 girls

TIME FOR MY WAIFU DUGGEN

>>77210093
Would be a health hazard for the women.

The England head coach seems to take himself really seriously. What do you think happened to him that he ended up coaching women instead of men?

>>77210116
its duggan you fucking casual

it's funny that "dug" means dog in Scotland, because Toni Duggan looks like adog

>>77210108
>>77210116
do womyn do this when a player like Giroud or Llorente come on/

How to make women's football more interesting:

1. make the playing field 75% the size it is now
2. do the same for the goals, alternatively allow men to GK
3. stop using men's formations. Scrap wingers and play a cheeky 5-1-2-1
4. play in bikinis

>>77210093
The women would be getting serious injuries every game, that is if the men were treating them like any other player.

>>77210120
would love to see someone like kurt zouma getting physical with little white women in the box on set pieces

>>77210141
pretty sure you do mate

>>77210141
Women don't watch football desu

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>women's football

Not interested. Even half of the stadium is empty.

>>77210144
>allow men to GK
>every game ends 0-0