>Messi:Who's the best player in the world? >Wife:Ronaldo

DOMESTIC ABUSE! THIS IS VIOLENCE TOWARDS WOMEN! JAIL HIM! JAIL HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

based like indians

Post Antonella ass

>>77208563
>based
>like indians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k
Literally subhuman scum

>>77208543
Allajlhuh akbahr

>>77208543
is this the power of autism?

>>77208575
Kek that's hilarious

>>77208575
>*crying in the background*

kek

>>77208543
>Messi:What's the best drink in the world?
>Wife:7up

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>>77208575
hue

>>77208543
They're swingers right?

is he seriously throwing sand on his wife? what thebfuck

>>77208543
ANOTHER AUTISTIC OUTBURST
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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I hate to say I told you so.

>>77208543
Suarez's face.
>WTF is he gonna do it?
>Wew lads

>>77208912
>yfw antonella finds messi's autistic outburts to be manly and charming

>>77208965
You mean his money.

>You now remember she was riding Chad's dick until Messi became relevant.

>>77208543
Wife: w-wha,... did you just hit me???
Messi: Men are in charge of women by [right of] what Allah has given one over the other and what they spend [for maintenance] from their wealth. So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in [the husband's] absence what Allah would have them guard. But those [wives] from whom you fear arrogance - [first] advise them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and [finally], strike them. But if they obey you [once more], seek no means against them. Indeed, Allah is ever Exalted and Grand.

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>>77208555

>>77209003
t. Insecure beta /r9k/ faggot

>>77209289
look it up fag, not even memeing

>>77209289
She's damaged goods.

>>77209312
>>77209503
Virgins detected.

>against taxing and big government
>beats his wife
>chokes black players
Holy shit why hasn't he been stopped?

>>77209312
>>77209503
proof

>>77208543
biggest sideboob ever

>>77209866
the "proof" is that she, an attractive girl, had a different boyfriend before messi

yeah, it's shocking

>>77208575
>Fuck this guy's sister!
kek

>>77208930
>cap this post

>caps it himself and uses it to try to get recognition on an anonymous himalayan sewing forum

why is portugal so autistic

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>>77208572
Anda bien la negra

>>77212579
muy bien

>>77212579
womanlets are disgusting lmaooooooo she literally looks like a child

Why the fuck is he literally ALWAYS traveling and hanging out with Suarez?
Creepy and gay to be desu

>>77212579
pero mirá ese ojete papá

>>77212689
They're swingers.

Suarez was having vacations with his family and then Messi who was supposed to be in his Honeymoon appeared at Suarez' place.

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>>77208688
>Implying Messi doesn't anally fuck the other 3 one after the other

>>77212645
>not appreciating all sorts of sizes of women except fat

gay fag homo detected

>>77208543
Absolutely based, this is how you treat women. Take notes, betas.

>>77213127
her figure is oddly child like

>Be Antonella
>Wake up the morning after the Balloon Door ceremony to a dull, constant thumping noise
>Messi is standing in the corner next to the bed in his Sonic pajamas kicking the wall and muttering 'gotta go fast' to himself
>He pauses, looks over at you like a retarded chipmunk that saw a treat
>He grins at you and runs out of the room without saying anything
>Lay down and close your eyes and remember last night
>Your phone buzzes on the nightstand
>Text from Penaldo
>"You left your purse here last night"
>"I know, I can't wait to come back over and pick it up"
>"TSUUU baby"
>Smile genuinely for the first and only time all morning
>Messi runs back in the room with a plate of burned toast, cold scrambled eggs, and a glass of half-spilled orange juice
>Smiles and tells you "I-I made you breakfast!!"
>You're allergic to eggs
>He trips and spills the food in the bed
>Shouts "o-oh no! Bad Sonic!"
>Panics and begins to pick eggs from your hair while you hold back tears
>Cleans it up and eats the eggs he finds trapped between the bedsheets
>Tells you hes going to take a shower and sprints out of the room again
>Hear the shower water turn on
>Turn to your phone
>Google images
>"Ronaldo abs"
>Run your fingers over each image
>Hear Messi slip in the shower and he cries softly
>You cry softly

>>77208543
>lying down facing away from the ocean
He really is autistic isn't he?

>>77214420
he fookin slipped

>>77209883
This is the most autistic kiss ever. Did he try eating her face?

>>77213781
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny_in_humans

>>77208543
Suarez' face makes this golden.

>Oh shit nigger you actually did it

>>77214420
Quite erotic, actually.

>>77214420
>TSUUU baby
mild kek

you guys think Suarez or Neymar fuck her when Messi's playing FIFA?

>>77216894
>>>/gif/10958128
I would

post antonella REAL bf

>>77208543

>hahahaha I got you! Quick let's catch that crab and then have some sprite and build a sandcastle and get some ice cream! Can we? Can we? It's hot where's my hat? I want pizza.

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>>77212579

Do you think Bradley Cooper asked Irina if he compared with Donaldo in bed?

Do you think he felt inadequate or superior?

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dunno why but this made laugh so hard

>>77212645
t. manlet that wants taller women

>>77208575
says the monkey who eats monkey

G-guys, can Messi swim without Xavi and Iniesta?

>>77208575
good ol' /copalib/ chimpout

>>77222269

this just reminds me of that indian image

"NEYMAR IS NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND"

"SUAREZ IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW"

>>77208661
kek

>>77222320
>obviously never had a gf who was too short to kiss
greeks are embarrassing. all of you are manlet tier wogs here

>>77224849
I have to break my back to kiss some girls. I fucking hate that.

It took about 10 years later than most but Messi is now peak Chad