anyone into sports betting here? the website i play poker at

>good strategy
Not betting is the best strategy

>>77206381
You won't make any money I promise you.

In the end they'll keep your deposit. You'll never cash out.

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>>77206412
>>77206691
shitty sports bettors detected

>>77207601
Nice webm. Saved as 'kid from vancouver.webm'

>>77207601
do you actually bet?

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>>77206381
being a professional gambler is THE most satisfactory career in the world. Prove me wrong.

>>77207614

kek brazil bringing the bantz

>>77207691
It's not being professional if you lose more than you win.

>>77207691
>professional gambler
>parlays on a clean 365 account

>>77207691
what is "BIG @ 2.62"?

horse?

are you mostly just betting on favorites in that baseball parle?

>>77207706
thats bet365s history. looks like this anon is winning if that is his actual screenshot.

>>77207716
it's e-Sports bets, a HUGE underdog qualified for the playoffs this major.

>>77207706
not too good at math are we senor Hue?

>>77207748
do you do any alternate bets like first to score wins or first half second half? or do you just bet all out?

>>77207601
its actually true, the more you bet the more your "middleman" profits

its a zero sum game

>>77207811
what the fuck do i care about the middle man. jew365 can do whatever the fuck they want, as long as they pay me out my winnings.

>>77207937
so do you primarily bet on baseball favorites? or do you bet for hometeams and favorites?

>>77207993
i bet on the team that i think will win

Just leaving this here, so OP can get some help.
https://www.problemgambling.ca/Pages/Home.aspx

>>77208010
how do the parlays work? do you have to hit all 6 or can you get partial wins?

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>>77208050
haha, since you're a leaf i don't mind your retarded questions.

Listen closely my fellow Canuck; parlays are not a smart bet. i just do them for fun, and because i have plenty of money to spare in my betting account. normally to win a parlay you have to get every single event in the parlay correct. however, bet365 also facilitates betting on multiple events where you only need to get a certain number right ( i never ever do them so i don't know what they're called but they exist).

let me know when you're ready to sell me your bet365 account ;)

>>77207806
All out if you want, but you can bet in the middle of the game and have huge wins because teams "choke" very frecuently and also is more easy to predict (bad day, underperforming players etc.)

>>77208129
an old high school friend told me all he does is bet on sports these days. but he actually likes sports and knows stuff about it. i just look at odds.

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>>77208254
i don't recommend trying to become a professional gambler. it's very high risk and there's a good chance you'll lose a lot of money and become depressed when you fail. i've seen it happen and it can be very tragic. just do it for fun and stick to your day job. if you win it's bonus income for you. if you lose, oh well, at least you can still pay your bills and have a normal life.

>>77208331
i just really like the idea about a source of income that a person can earn at home with no bosses or customers.

>>77208544
Be careful what you wish for