/trans/ - Compasses at the ready edition

Compasses?

Thinking of sending gf on loan for a while

>400 posts early

When the fuck is Iheanacho joining da Foxes?

Angery that we aren't doing the fake rumors meme

'ere we go

El Bumpo

Other one please this one was made after

http://www.strawpoll.me/13479837
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AIOLA SNAPS UP VERATTI

>Mino Raiola has just signed up a new client in the shape of PSG midfielder Marco Verratti.

>The Italy international has been linked with big money move to Barcelona and Man United. The timing of the switch is sure to raise a few eyebrows.

>Veratti has parted company with Donato Di Campli and joined Raiola, who has excellent links with Manchester United after helping them secure the services of Romelu Lukaku, Paul Pogba, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Henrikh Mkhitaryan & Sergio Romero in recent times.

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola says he is not in the market for Alexis Sanchez because he already has a pair of dynamite strikers in South American duo Gabriel Jesus and Sergio Aguero.

>Everton defender Ramiro Funes Mori is expected to be out for six to nine months after undergoing knee surgery in Barcelona.

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>>77209783
It was made stupidly before

If you autists want to use this thread be my guest

>tfw finally got money
>tfw finally talked with another person again
>tfw banned from twitter for cussing out Linekar

It's a good day lads getting the brews in as we speak

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>>77209838
good for you lad

Gf to anon deal cancelled as gf deems club infrastructure to be inadequate

>>77209886
t. small league player

>>77209886

>women focusing on infrastructure
Don't understand that location is everything.

>signing poor man's Pikachu

chelsea will finish 8th

>>77209838
What ya say to him lad?

>>77209859
>mfw I got a warning for low quality posts when I posted a Pepe on /a/

Wow you british OP's sure are doing a lot of work proving me wrong you lazy fags. Stop making me dislike a breed of people I actually genuinely like on a general basis.

>morata costs the same as suarez
lmao

>>77210052
different times

ffs

Does anyone actually think Morata will score more than Lukaku?

Serious question.

>>77210078
no

>>77210078
My money's on the guy with more PL experience

Thomas Müller not for sale, despite interest from Arsenal and Liverpool

>Four Premier League teams are interested in signing Bayern Munich’s Thomas Müller, according to Wednesday’s print edition of Sport Bild. With the arrival of James Rodriguez, it’s not a too far-fetched rumour.

>With Chelsea agreeing terms with Real Madrid over Alvaro Morata, it’s unlikely they’ll now move for the German, but Arsenal, Liverpool and Juventus are all said to be linked.

>Although Bayern Munich CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge has denied these claims, he’s called for improved performances from Müller, who suffered a less-than-impressive spell under Carlo Ancelotti last season.

>“Both the club and Thomas agree on the assessment of last season – it wasn’t a good one. [But] Thomas is still not for sale because he’s a perfect fit for Bayern. This is not a matter of discussion,” Rummenigge told Sport Bild.

>Given Müller’s importance to Bayern, it’s unlikely they’ll sell unless it’s for a substantial amount. But, never say never in the transfer window.

>>77210078
Not more goals, but I reckon Morata might be a better player for Chelsea overall. Can't say anything yet, but it's just a hunch. Also worth noting Lukaku's stats look a whole lot worse if you take out maybe 2 or 3 games this season. He'll score a lot in one game and then do fuck all for the next 5-10.

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LEVY DO SOMETHING

>Álvaro Morata will sign a five-year contract at Chelsea, and will earn €9m (net) per year.

Lads, is >>77209660 real?
Cant be right? Wasnt he scottisch?

>>77210131
He's not good enough physically. I give him 10 games to be benched.

>all these Sperms fans
Don't like it lads.

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what did he mean by this?

>>77210189
But he's 6'5, they just reviled his real height

>>77210131
>Also worth noting Lukaku's stats look a whole lot worse if you take out maybe 2 or 3 games this season.
Same can be said about Morata though, almost half of his league goals were against the bottom 5

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>>77210192

>>77210217
Have you watched him? He can't win shit physically. He relies always on his technique.

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>>77210131
>this damage control

morata is welbeck tier

>>77210217
He's actually 6'6, lad.

>>77210233
im sure he can at least win headers at 6'6

>>77210233
Not true, considering he's 6'8

>>77210248
Batsh can do this and costs 80million less. Morata is going to replace Costa ffs

>>77210266
stop downplaying he's height he's 7'0
big ol' la

>>77210078
No.

>>77210078
I didn't, but then I saw this

https://twitter.com/morataskills

so Mbrape to Madrid it's all but confirmed?

manchester snubbed once again lmoa

>>77210298
They have just raised over €100m from Morata and Danilo

>Geoffrey Kondogbia’s agent says “Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain have called us” but “if Inter want him we’ll continue”.

>The midfielder has spent the past two seasons with the Nerazzurri, but has been increasingly linked with a move away from San Siro this summer.

>“Almost all of the names which have come out are true,” brother and agent Evans Kondogbia told Tuttomercatoweb.

>“Geoffrey is a great player and it’s normal that there are so many teams after him. Offers are never lacking, and they’re still there.

>“I can rule out Valencia, there’s nothing with them.

>“I’ll repeat though, so many of the clubs who have been linked with Geoffrey are real, so even PSG and Barça have called us, but nothing more.

>“It was just to talk, ‘how is the lad?’.

>“Is he happy at Inter? Absolutely, yes. My brother is fine in Milan, he’s focused and working hard.

>“The chances of him staying? I’d say high, but it’s not just down to us, it also depends on the will of the club.

>“It works like love, like with your partner, you’ll be together if you share it. If Inter want him, we can continue without problems.”

Stop lying about Jeff. No one wants him

>>77210296
i guess he can look a bit clumsy at time given hes 7'2

>>77210221
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Morata probably won't score a whole lot, but he'll probably be a good player overall. While Lukaku on the other hand will probably contribute some goals when it doesn't really matter, and a few when it does, while not contributing with anything else on the pitch.

I'll never forget when he tried to steal, and then claim, Davies' goal on his debut against Man City. I don't usually give a fuck when I watch teams I don't really care about, but that has got to be one of the most scummy things I've ever seen on a football pitch. You can call it "strikers instinct" all you like, but that was fucking blatantly him trying to pad his stats. The ball had nearly already crossed the fucking line when he stretched his foot out.

>>77210322
>Geoffrey Kondogbia’s agent says “Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain have called us” but “if Inter want him we’ll continue”.
Kek
What a fucking lies

>>77210078
Lukaku will score more but Morata Will be the better player

>>77210421
Still a downgrade. Costa makes awful games after awful game with Spain and Morata still can't get ahead of him.

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One nacho, please

>>77209801
fugg

>>77210335
Have to correct myself here, it wasn't actually his debut. Still, it was only his third senior appearance in the Premier League at 18 years old and that selfish prick tried to steal his goal right out of his palms.

Latest reports suggest that Chelsea are paying £58 million for Morata, after Real Madrid turned down Man Utd's £70 million offer.

I guess the whole fax machine fiasco came back to bite Utd.

>>77210506
United won the battle, but Chelsea won the war

>>77210506
>£58 million for Morata
not 80m but still quite high

>people claiming Morata is tall
>same height as me

cx

>>77210506
It's still insane, but all things considered I'm more fine with this transfer now than when I read the initially suggested price.

>>77210543

It's not too bad considering the sale of Costa will offset the price by half.

>>77210119
I really really hate buyern.

>>77210544
tall is an auxiliary compliment, it only means something if you're already good lucking. Bet you think Pantilimon is a hotty.

Drinking again lads

>>77210544
>Still posting after your pedo youtube channel got exposed
ballsy

>>77210544
Tall in a sport full of manlets

>>77210544
Not the same weight though you shitcunt

>>77210580
>buying Costa's sub for twice his price isn't too bad

Kek, I wonder if this board remembers Morata is literally benched by Costa (a hue nigger) on the NT.

such bants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipe2AelIFm0

>>77210506
I like how Perez apparently had a grudge with Manu because of that De Gea issue even after what Manu had done to him by lended him their best players

In other news
>Scottish women

>>77210588
i am good looking tho la'

>>77210598
not my problem

>>77210601
uhh sweety, me and Morata are the same weight

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>>77210614
Just watched this one. I mean what the fuck is he doing? He's clearly hiding the camera

>>77210630
Didn't it actually turn out to be reals fault in the whole de gay shit too?

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>>77210590
same here

love ellies celebration

>>77210602
They don't, they're all just ABU niggers who will say anything in an attempt to make them look bad, even after united cucked Madrid 2 years ago with de Gea

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>>77210657

Solanke looking good. Chelsea fucked up once again.

>>77210614
Have we checked crimewatch to see if this little girl is missing?

>>77210591
It's a bold strategy, Cotton

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I'm losing weight but looking fatter

>>77210642
Tbh, it's their own fault for waiting until last day

>>77210683
So you're losing muscle then.

>>77210670
again?

>>77210683
how is that even possible?

>>77210675
if she is missing, we know the first place to look inside of.

>>77210639
please post a selfie describing each of your sharp facial features

>>77210683
wish I could lose weight

>>77210705
no

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>>77210717

>>77210614
is this actually 190kg

story?

Reminder that the pleb sports journalists will link Veratti to United tomorrow because of Raiola

>>77210004
in 2223

>>77210730
yes

he uploaded a couple of videos on youtube and someone somehow found them

he pretends to be Irish on youtube despite being from Swansea

>>77210639
>same weight

Well sure if you take away his muscles and swap them for fat

>>77210052
Did suarez cost 58 mil?

>>77210738
this is all 100% true

>>77210738
right...

is there anything actually linking him to this channel, or did some guy just find a random nonce channel and say it was him, much like that autistic irish lad who everybody says is him here, despite that obviously not being the case

>>77210730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0

Does anyone here knows where you can find the latest numbers on clubs revenue?

>>77210752
look at his videos, it's definitely him. Has the same chin/wrinkes/offset eyes etc etc

both are autistic too, 190cm admits he's autistic and the youtube guy can't make eye contact with the camera

>>77210761
fifa 17 career mode when you select a team

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>>77210760
>>77210766
oh, so it's the irish guy

bit sad that he is a nonce desu

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>>77210779
>fifa 17

What a fucking trainwreck that shit was. Tried plugging it up again today, two 0-0's in a fresh career mode and that was it. It's like they designed it to be as boring as humanly possible.

>>77210670
He is going to suck

1. Aston Villa
2. Norwich City
3. Middlesborough
4. Derby County
5. Sheffield Wednesday
6. Fulham
7. Wolves
8. Reading
9. Leeds United
10. Birmingham City
11. Hull City
12. Sheffield United
13. Sunderland
14. Brentford
15. Cardiff CIty
16. Bolton Wanderers
17. Nottingham Forrest
18. Britstol City
19. QPR
20. Millwall
21. Burton Albion
22. Barnsley
23. Preston North End
24. Ipswich Town

thoughts and your predictions?

>>77210614
Just went onto the video and turns out I have the top comment. Right smart arse I am.

>>77210851
very good and bias-free prediction from a norwich fan

>>77210851
Brentfords year la

>>77209886
Another rough blow for FC Manlètte

>>77210869
not a norwich fan but did have second thoughts as soon as i clicked post
swap em with boro

>>77210855
Nevermind. It's actually the one of him in the car with 3k views.

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get on my level laa

>>77210851
>steve bruce
>titles

>>77210883
I have a youtube channel that i've only ever uploaded one video on back in 2009
the said video has a million views

>Pookaku
>Snubchester
https://twitter.com/ConteMindset/status/886571040851324928

>>77210878
i also meant ipswich being bottom

they're shit but mccarthy is a decent manager and there are definitely 3 teams worse than they are

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>>77210883
There are so many times I've went back to a YouTube video I've got forgot I commented on and then it has like 100 plus likes. Not that impressive but gives you a slight ego boost. Maybe I should give reddit a whirl.
:)

>people unironically rate players like morata as if they're world class
wew

>>77210170
Still gonna win the league

>>77210909
most managers that win the championship haven't won it previously
plus promotion is all that matters

>>77210927
Not if he had signed for man united. He'd be getting absolutely shat on

>>77210923
mccarthy ain't all that
ipswich will be in the relegation battle at least

>>77210922
>being this mad because you were snubbed

Shock breaking news coming out of Anon FC: Anon FC have announced they have terminated gf's contract with immediate effect stating she was refusing to work with rumoured new signing 'top lezzer model' and that anon fc was way too big of a club for gf. Anon FC spokesperson appeared to be wiping away tears as the statement was read out. More on this on the hour

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>>77210926
good for you

>>77210851
>ipswich getting relegated
>millwall staying up

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>>77210959
Thanks.

>>77210966
It'd be great if West Ham got relegated and Millwall stayed up

>>77210966
>leaf knowing anything about proper english football

>>77210851
Birmingham to go up, Aston Villa to fuck up in play-offs, UTV to top self

>>77210922
>poocackeww

>>77210996
careful its probably the one who claims he's english yet says he never in all his life saw a paki liverpool fan

>>77210947
>being this mad you got an absolute shithouse of a player

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>>77210983
np bebe

>>77210984
That meme rivalry died when hooligans got BTFO by police and the millions of CCTVs installed in England
>>77210996
>flagposting newfag
>having an argument

>>77211001
UTV is an utter mug, can't believe he hid after we were relegated
there seems to be several other villa posters who often have an autistic effect on threads so I would assume one of them is UTV

anyhow blues are fucking shit, no chance they'll finish above us

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heh

>>77210984
I see someone's watched green street
>>77211006
yeah, not going to reply to him again

Should I grab a 20 bag lads?

Redditors really need to go back with their cancerous posting

>>77211087
35

>>77210431
To be fair to them it's not like Chelsea are doing it out of choice. Costa is pretty much forcing himself out of the club and has been whining about going back to Atletico for like a year and a half now.

In an ideal world I'm sure they'd rather just keep Costa.

>>77211087
get some acid lad weed is a waste of time

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>Morata's best career games were against Bayern Munich and Real Madrid
>Lukaku's were against Hull and Bournemouth

>>77211087
get an eighth for 30 lad

>>77211101
>bristol rovers shitposter's brain has been completely fried by acid
explains a lot

>>77211054
It was alright, yeah. Don't know how realistic it is though

>>77211101
I lost my tabs though got 8 lying around the house somewhere but it fucking escapes me where they were hidden.

>>77211107
August 12.. Calm the tits.

>>77211087
do it

>>77211159
Filthy scousers trying to stab people is

>>77210922
https://twitter.com/ConteMindset/status/883315386397184002

>>77211260
>The funny thing I still rate Lukaku, I even said after I released it, to this day I think he would've been the best player for Chelsea.

>>77211260
>being this sad

The guy said he still wants Lukaku after the video la, but you were desperate to make him look silly so I'll give you this one

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>Kyle Walker says he left Tottenham to join Manchester City because he wants to start winning trophies.

imagine giving a shit about cancerous twitter accounts

I have the yellow fever

>>77211339
Imagine giving a shit about people barely talking in reference to a twitter video.

>>77211332
absolute scenes when tottenham win the title next season hopefully, maybe, probably not

>>77211332
Has there ever been a traitor that never said those words?

>>77211363
imagine giving this much of a shit about my post

>>77211331
Just pointing out how much of a toilet twitter can be, mate

>>77211087
>>77211101
>>77211107
>>77211121
>>77211185
>>77211191
>>77211260
>>77211331
>>77211339
>>77211351
>>77211363
>>77211379
>>77211385
Great shitposting friends. I wonder what all of these posts have in common

imagine unironically living in leafland

Oh look another one to add to the list

>>77211506
>I wonder what all of these posts have in common
They're all me?

>>77211524
>cuck
>that flag
huh

>>77211563
you have a gay flag

>>77211098
I would rather have Morata than Costa.

Costa is a good player, but he seems to be a dressing room problem.

>>77211533
no they aren't they're all me you cunt

Juventus don’t yet have a deal with Fiorentina for Federico Bernardeschi, but it’s thought a transfer is close.

>Neymar has told close friends he's joining PSG, according to Globo Esporte.

The reason Jetro Willems' move to Eintracht Frankfurt has stalled is a disagreement over fee. PSV now want €7m. More tomorrow.

>Spartak Moscow are interested in signing Max Kruse, per Bild. He has €15m release clause valid until 31 July. Russian club have CL football.

Can pookaku dab?

>>77210851
Wednesday win the title, Fulham finish runners up
Bolton win the playoffs to get promoted 2 seasons in a row
Bristol and Barnsley get relegated, not sure who finishes 21st, maybe Hull?

>>77210984
Suddenly I see the genius in designing stadium seating that encourages fan violence

>>77211591
He's black friends with poogba take a guess

>>77211587
>willems only 7 million
Is he just another meme like Depay or what?

Juventus don’t yet have a deal with Fiorentina for Federico Bernardeschi, but it’s thought a transfer is close.

>Neymar has told close friends he's joining PSG, according to Globo Esporte.

The reason Jetro Willems' move to Eintracht Frankfurt has stalled is a disagreement over fee. PSV now want €7m. More tomorrow.

>Spartak Moscow are interested in signing Max Kruse, per Bild. He has €15m release clause valid until 31 July. Russian club have CL football.

Sky sources understand Glenn Whelan is close to completing a £1.5m move to Aston Villa from Stoke.

>Sky sources understand Stoke and Manchester City remain in talks over a deal for Fabian Delph.

Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has signed a new deal and he wants to celebrate by signing a new left-back.

>The Daily Star is reporting that Conte is eyeing up potential moves for Monaco's Benjamin Mendy or Southampton's Ryan Bertrand

Former Arsenal goalkeeper Vito Mannone has completed his switch from Sunderland to Reading.

>Marco Silvestri has completed a permanent transfer from Leeds to Italian Serie A side Verona for an undisclosed fee

>>77211628
from eredivisie so you know shite until proven otherwise

I still can't understand this Danilo move. He would be such class player as RWB.

>>77211365
Spurs won the pressure trophy

>>77211657
City play wingbacks just with two CBs instead of 3

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The Gold Cup is on, if anyone's interested

please watch our continental tournament

>>77211305
>>77211305
>>77211305

>Reports: Neymar tells PSG's Brazilian players that he'll be with them next season

https://en.as.com/en/2017/07/19/football/1500499291_105552.html

can hues find sauce?

>>77211633
I always thought Neymar would join United, given all the noise on the Brazilian press.
They would be the ultimate bad guy team, if they hired him and Aurier.

>>77211673
Kek, he can't pass for shit tho, gonna need a excuse for that

>>77211657
Is his left foot any good? Poop might play him on the left as a wingback

>>77211688
I hope no team is dumb enough to get Aurier he's lockerroom poison

>>77211657
Now that he's at City he won't be burdened with having to defend

>>77211702
It's great, lots of long shots with his weak foot. Thing is, he can't pass for shit, and he's too vertical for a team like City.

>>77211682
https://esporte.uol.com.br/futebol/ultimas-noticias/2017/07/19/neymar-conversa-com-brasileiros-do-psg-sobre-transferencia-e-assusta-barca.htm

>>77211704
Mourinho was the one who bought Costa.

>>77209783
>>77209819
>caring

wow sad

>>77211702
FM has him as two-footed

>>77211705
Find me a excuse for his terrible passes and we're good.

>>77211734
Thanks for link
Mou is a bit retarded these days 2bh

>>77211673
City played like 6 different formations last season. Fuck knows what Pep was setting his team out to do half the time.

>>77211704
Isn't he still banned from entering the UK?

>>77211787
didn't know he was in the first place tell me more kind sir

>>77211757
He has a great footballing brain, but he has problems when dealing with players with difficult personality.
So, get him with Casillas, Ramos, Costa and Ronaldo and you have problems. Get him with someone like Azpilicueta and both get better.

Dunno if he learned that he should buy based on personality.

>>77211799
Couldn't join the team for that CL match at Arsenal last season because he'd been convicted for assaulting that police officer

>>77211801
I think football have changed faster than he could adapt

>>77211826
He is still a great tactician and he has signed very good players the last season.

His biggest problem at Real and Chelsea 2 was relationship with players. But seems like Manchester's players are mostly good guys. Unless he decides to bring Aurier.

>>77211826
Yep, agree 100%.

Why is morata supposed to be good?

Costa to United, a shock move?

>>77211987
There's only like 5 strikers that are actually world class so mediocre players are overrated

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http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-bid-accepted-newcastle-united-13357581

>Everton's £6m bid for highly rated Newcastle and England u17 left back Lewis Gibson accepted

>>77212035
Let me guess, you consider Kane as 'world class'. Top kek.

>>77212043
I remember Newcastle.

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>>77211987
He's young and handsome. Chelsea can market the fuck out of him not only to football fans but teenage girls who will buy shirts and Chelsea merchandise.

>>77211987
He scored some goals in the UCL for Juventus and did well with Real when he played.

>>77212044
Kane is world class.

>>77212044
kane could be considered world class

>>77212035
This.

>>77212081
>>77212091
>Kane is world class.

Fucking HOWLING.

>>77211987
He isn't. 2 seasons at Juventus and couldn't be a starter. Overrated and overpriced.

>>77212081
>>77212091
I disagree with (you). King tapin, yes.

>>77211987
He is quality, but not a physical striker. 10 games and he'll be benched by Batshu.

>>77212099
Other than Suarez and Lewandowski, can't think of any other number 9 that is clearly better.

>>77212044
World class strikers:
1. Suarez
2. Lewandowski
3. Higuain (big game choker)
4. Ronaldo (basically a striker)
5. Kane

This is in a random order btw so calm your autism. Feel free to add to the list. You could add people like Aguero and Costa when they're in good form too but those 5 are the most consistent imo

>>77212043
>selling a talented young left back so Paul Dummett can keep playing with no competition

Newcastle pls

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>>77212111
dunno about tapins mate

>>77212132
>>77212149
What the fuck are we basing it on? Messi scored the most goals last year in a league and regularly plays as a direct striker.

1. Messi
2. Suarez
3. Lewandowski
4. Higuain
5. Ronaldo
6. Neymar (if we're pulling the le not job to score goals meme, he's assisting well enough)
7. Dzeko
8. Cavani
9. Sanchez
10. Lukaku

In no particular order as well.

Those are just some players who are better than Kane. The fact Kane can't manage to do shit in Wembley and has a terrible international goal record until the last 2 games, just proves this.

He's 24. He's not a wonderkid. I'm sure he'll be world class eventually, but not now.

>>77212188
Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar and Sanchez are not strikers. Dzeko is not world class. Cavani is too wasteful.

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>>77212158
>no competition

Big Haidara is about to fuck the league up

>>77212211
and higuain chokes in big games

>>77212188
kane is better than lukaku, dzeko and cavani and about as good as higuain

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>tfw your pants are on fire

>I'll make up excuses as to why a player is good or not
>N-not a striker!
>N-not in X league
>W-wastes chances, ignore what he does score!
>B-big game choker!

>>77212099
>>77212111
undisputable world class strikers (in no particular order)

Messi
C. Ronaldo
Neymar
Lewandowski
Dybala
Aubameyaeng
Costa

disputable world class strikers (also in no particular order)

Suarez
Bale
Hazard
Sanchez
Aguero
Cavani
Kane
B. Silva

overrated players that are not world class

Griezmann
Higuain
Benzema
Lukaku
Sterling
Di Maria

>>77212230
And Kane doesn't? Where was he in the Euros? What about games at Wembley?

>>77212243
If we are rating strikers, it is kind of weird to group non-strikers. When we are talking about the best centrebacks, do we talk about Marcelo?

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>>77212043
As long as it keeps them away from our true rising star

>>77212254
what does that have to do with anything I said?

>>77212252
Many of those are not number 9s.
Also, how is Bale not "indisputable world class"?

>>77212188
no zlat?

>>77212252
Costa, Lewandoski and Dybala are fading

Damn why is ur average Football fan such a pleb

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>Arsenal aren't the best team on eart-

>>77212252

Benzema is great. Higuain is a choker but he can steamroll a league. Cavani is overrated shit. Higuain outshined him in Napoli. every Napoli fan was sad when Higuain was brought in to fill Cavani's place but he turned out to be better.

>>77212339
from the looks of it Napolis system is more to thank for the goals their striker gets more than the individual striker

ITT: bad opinions about who is world class

>>77212357
Nah they have some pretty decent strikers desu.

Milik has the potential to be better tgan the Higuain and Insigne is Insigne, he has all the talent to be one of the world's best, but will it even happen

>>77212380
>implying there is good opinions who's world class

>>77212389
and mertens turning in to a goalscoring machine?

>>77212390
Certainly theres better opinions than the lads in this thread saying higuain and Kane are world class

>>77212339
Benzema only plays because Zidane is French, I don't see what people see in him. You may be right about Cavani and Higuain though (I don't watch Ligue 1 or Serie A)

>>77212252
>costa is better than hazard
confirmed for having never watched them play

>>77212407
Mertens has always been class too

And with Hamsik being a white Pogba, really they should have a Serie A title imo

If Kane played on United/Chelsea/Madrid, no one would doubt he is world class. The only reason people think he isn't is that he plays in a small team.

>>77212188
>kane doesn't perform well in an abysmal international team so he's not good
>dzeko, cavani or lukaku better than kane
Okay

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>>77212435
>small team

>>77212436
>A fucking leaf
>Hasn't watched any of these lads play
I'm a spurs fan and even I think those strikers are all better than kane

>>77212432
dunno mate ofc you can't put any retard up front for napoli but I think you should be a bit more carefull when picking strikers from napoli in the future. Sarri got a good system going for him

>>77212408
But Kane is world class. Never post again unless you use a VPN for a different country.

>>77212435
But would he get the same goals in those teams?

Protip: No, Vardy is better than Kane

>>77212484
Go back you cancerous redditor

>>77212494
Being top something in a position =/= being a world class.

>>77212496
>*ardy

Now we're talking

>>77212496
wew nice bait

>>77212496
Why not?

>>77212510
If you are top 5 in a position, you are world class.

>>77212524
Name the top 5 right-backs please.

>>77212523
Not even bait, England will acheive nothing with Kane over Vardy.

Vardy scares defenders, he's top class

>>77212494
Let's take some world class strikers and use them as examples real quick
>Bale
>Plays for fucking Wales
>Carried his team by himself in the euros
>Ibra
>Carried his team by himself in the euros
>Carried his team almost entirely by himself in the CL for years in a row
>Messi
>Ronaldo
>Higuain
>Managed to help Messi support that garbage Argentina team in the copa America, as well as in the WC 2014
Now we go to Kane
>Has yet to truly carry a garbage English team in any major tournament
>Has yet to win a league that even LEICESTER FUCKING CITY has won
Sorry lad, he's good, he's not world class

>>77212544
This is actually hard to think of. Same with top 5 left-backs

>>77212544
Bellerin
Dani Alves
Lahm
Kimmich
Walker

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Will Liverpool finish above City?
Will >we finally win the league????

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Mendy announce tomorrow?
https://twitter.com/benmendy23/status/887808565225947136

>PSG coach Unai Emery: "Neymar has progressed a lot, the club is working to attract top 5 players. Not easy but we might succeed." (L'Équipe)

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>>77212631
No

I think I broke my fucking toe lads

send help, this sucks

>>77212544
took some research from transfermarkt but

1. Azpilicueta
2. Carvajal
3. Kimmich
4. Walker
5. Bellerin

>>77212631
Depends if Pep wants to show the PL an ounce of respect by actually playing a defence

>>77212652
unless it's the big toe the hospital usally don't do anything except maybe give you painkillers

>>77212662
>signing a defender who's one good attribute at Real was attacking

sod defending m8

>>77212612
Overrated
Definitely
Retired
Don't know if he's good or not so can't comment
Clyne is better than him

>>77212505
Nice reddit post. Whats it like over there mate?

>>77212612
There is also Azpi and Carvajal.

Azpi is very underrated.

>>77212631
No because Klopp can't get the players he wants.

>still no dm
>the most important position in his system

>>77212612
>>77212661
I guess Bellerin and Walker are world class then. And also Kimmich, despite not having a single season as a starter.

>>77212647
he's been trolling for ages but went quiet in the last couple of days, fully expecting >we get gazumped by chelsea thanks to txiki's lowballing

>>77212719
They're ok, but id take Lahm and Alves over them two

Experience > Anything

>>77212724
When he signs Liverpool legend Mascherano who will be laughing m8

>>77212661
>>77212719
Dave has been a CB/LB for a long time tho.

>>77212149
>Kane
>le 3 season wonder

He's going to have to keep scoring 20+ goals for the next 5 seasons before you can even start to consider him world class desu.

>>77212698
Clyne was better at Southampton

are we living in the age of the RB drought?

>>77212665
it is the big toe.

I've broken another toe before (same foot) and let it heal on it's own, I can tell this is different

>>77212754
Kane scored the most goals he's ever scored in a season while still playing 12/13 games less than the last two seasons

As of right now he is world class

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>>77212726
>>77212749
Call me crazy, but I rate Kimmitch. Top 4-6 is a tossup between Walker, Bellerin, and Clyne

Also i just picked from this list, the quality dipped from the top 3 of my list imo.

>>77212795
Defenders and strikers tbqh. Shit load of good wingers and midfielders though

>>77212795
wait a few more years and i'll be a top rb, watch this space

>>77212850
This is a good opinion

>>77212839
>kimmitch
>rating how good a player is by their market value on some website
What are you doing

>>77212188
Yeah mate Dzeko's world class, that's why city got rid of him and kept Aguero

>>77212839
>Call me crazy, but I rate Kimmitch.
Lmao everyone in the world rates him. Problem is: you can't call him world class if he hasn't played a single season as a starter yet.

You also named a CB in your top5 RB lol.

>>77212887
>Kane scores a fucking ton of goals
>world class
>Dzeko scores a fucking ton of goals
>shitty

Nice logic.

>>77212091
Can't be considered WORLD class when he only performs in the domestic league

>>77212597
Rodriguez
Marcelo
Alex Sandro
Alaba
Felipe Luis

>>77212928
Then, you wouldn't call Icardi world class?

>>77212928
That's Higuain's case too.

>>77212912
Sarcasmo você macaco

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>>77212887
>pellegrini sold him for a packet of quavers and got Bony for 100 gorillion pounds

>>77212928
Name 5 players that perform well for England. I mean the last manager unironically had Kane taking corners in the Euros that team is in shambles

>>77212966
Let's totally forgot about CL, right?

>>77212966
Isn't it basically only Rashford who plays well for England?

>>77212994
>falling for the media meme
england have better players than rashford but the media loves united so everything he does gets hyped up

>>77212936
>ac milan has a top 5 lb and a top 5 cb
I just realised this. They really might return to glory

>>77212994
Any young player that breaks onto the scene rapidly usually makes a good impact for them upon their call up. Then they seem to lose the ability to play football like the rest soon after, for the national team that is

>>77212994
>9(1)

>>77213021
Yeah Dier has been playing pretty well

>>77212994
I personally think Alli is good.

>>77213037
If I watched Serie A, I would be very scared of AC Milan

>>77213041
They managed to not do well when their team had Terry, Ferdinand, Ashley Cole, Lampard, Gerrard, Rooney and Crouchinho.

>>77213065
I wouldn't

Signing a shitload of players isn't gonna help a team that was already disorganised

>>77212983
True but that was the entire team and he only played 3 out of 6 matches, scoring twice

WHEN THE FUCK IS MOURINHO GONNA SIGN FUCKING FABINHO ALREADY
COULD HAVE HIM ALREADY BUT NOOOOOO HE WANTS TO SIGN AN OVERRATED CROAT

WE CAN GET FUCKING AL SHAARAWY FOR LESS

>>77213094
Fabinho is great. No idea why Pep signed Danilo instead of him.

>>77212966
Vardy
Rashford
Dier

Only managed 3 desu

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>he paid 90 melons for a benchwarmer

>liverpool now has an official tyre sponsor

why?

also how many slipping jokes were there when this was announced?

>>77213112
Probably because he's a CDM now. Why is he not selected with your NT?