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Is this the mexican hokkei thread?

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Is he Cell key material?

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>>77200770
When will Bettman expand to Mexico?

Mexico's economy is doing pretty well and they have like the 5th richest billionaire in the world.

>>77200844
Mexico has about twenty hockey fans, whereas Nicaragua has zero; so, Nicaragua is way more likely to get a team soon.

>no Queen Maud Land nhl team
fucking racists

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that's a good player to rink ratio, mexicans must get a lot of ice time

>>77200854

I can consider myself one of them.

>>77200885

Does that consider rinks that aren't regulation size? There's a rink near my house but it's baby size.

>>77200854
>there are no fans there
>so we shouldn't put a team there

What's marketing for?

>>77200885
>half the population of the US
>not to forget the 100,000,000 million Mexians in the US

They could take over hockey if they wanted to.

>>77200923

Unlikely considering the height requirements for Hockey, I'm 1.70 and I regularly see people shorter than me. Mexico being short is no lie.

>>77200934
Might have to do with diet or something. I've known 3 Mexicans and 2 of them were super tall, but one was like half black.

>people shorter than 170cm

damn...

>>77200833
>that flag
>that pic

eugene?

>>77200934
What's the average height of Mexican men?

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>ywn be inducted into the African Hockey Hall of Fame

>>77201007
your son will

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>>77200899
how big is the rink?

this one counts even though it's pretty small

mexico should open up a rink in some big elevation place, hockey parents would pay a lot for off season training in a high altitude place

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>>77200923
already have

>>77200951
>>77200998
Not the same anon, but yeah, it's the diet. This last years with more food (and overweight) people tend to be 10cm taller at least. Now youngster are between 1.75 and 1.85 (except fucking me) and olders are shorter than that.
>>77201042
This one seems pretty good. I don't know about the anon, but I've seen 2 or 3 rinks like that in Mexico City. No idea other places. The city is like double of Denver of altitude, so I guess it could work

Just really can't fucking stand kippers

>>77201109
cute oinker

>rags

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>posting on an anonymous website
>give yourself a name
>just so you can two word responses in an offseason general

>tumblr reaction images

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>>77200844

LA and Anaheim both have teams tho

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3p

>>77201879
>implying Bill isn't being traded to the Yotes
>where he will captain them to a Cup just before the team moves to Seattle

morning everyone except resident canucks fans

>morning
it's 10:34pm

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>>77201947
Good mornings, it's currently snowing in Edmonton

~~~~Ed from Edmonton

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>>77200844
mfw the Tijuana Toros enter the league before Queerbec

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>>77202017
Nice digits

I wish it was snowing here, too fucking hot

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>>77202088
IKTF senpai. it snowed here once 10 years ago

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>>77202067
>not the mexico city mexicans

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>>77202093
>mfw you have to wait until october to wear a /comfy/ sweater

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

desu is just a code word for t b h

T b h is just a code for jtp

finland is a code word for the liquor store

>rags

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>rags

>>77202198
keep your head on a swivel, champ

>>77202206
desu there should be a reverse trapazoid rule. like the goalie can play the puck anywhere, only in the trapazoid area they are fair game to be hit

>>77202217
I'd be fine with this. too many goalers abuse the current rules and step intentionally into someone's path and flop for a penalty

If you're a goalie do you have to use a stick? Could you use like 2 blockers?

>>77202240
besides looking retarded, you would be an absolute rebound machine and it would be much harder to corral the puck and get play blown dead.

>>77202269
what about 2 gloves

>>77202269
What about two sticks then?
>>77202198
Reminds me of when Hongcouver injured Rinne in '15. Still pissed about that because he was in great form then.

what if a goalie just wore a big blocker that covers his entire body?

>>77202198

The biggest blow to the Swedish royalty since the Stockholm bloodbath of 1520

>>77202303
how the fuck would you wield two sticks adequately?

>>77200764
Liga MX de Hockey Sobre El Hielo when?

everything hurts

>>77202497
What went wrong?

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HUOMENTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77202668
norja

>>77202240
Pinball hockey when

>>77202017
>it's currently snowing in Edmonton
>July

wot

Who here /ice/??

www.aihl.com.au

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>>77203046
not >us

>rags

>>77202240
Yes Dan Blackburn did 2 blockers
>He retired after missing the entire 2003–04 NHL season due to a nerve injury sustained just before training camp to his left shoulder. He had nerve exploration surgery on March 31, 2004, then made an attempt to return to hockey, sporting a pair of blockers rather than the conventional blocker/catcher combination, as his injury rendered him incapable of rotating his glove hand.

Reminder that the KHL starts in a month so you can curb your hockey withdrawl

>>77201879
>winning anything with that center depth lol

GIVE HOKKEI NOW!!!

>>77204027
heres the old team picker flowchart

notable exceptions to the list are the Fin's Jokerit and the ching chong bing's HC Kunlun Red Star

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>>77204999
what a waste of trips to not post the image

>>77205044
Well you got dubs

>>77205044
god the khl logos are awful

>>77205242
russia is awful country

>>77205044
there are 5 teams in moscow?

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>>77205415

>>77205469
I didn't ask for a map you fucking faggot

>>77205479
It answers your fucking question, doesn't it? Or is reading a map too hard for you?

>>77205507
why are you still talking to me

>>77205044
I'm not legally allowed in Russia anymore, guess I guess Dinamo Minsk.

>>77205566
>I'm not legally allowed in Russia anymore
Are you the guy from candydoll?

Hey boys, I'm headed to a Big 10 school for Grad school. I'm going to start going to open ice, learn to skate, and hope to start playing rec in the spring? Anyone play Rec leagues?

>>77206750
no

>>77206750
Yes I play. Did u have a question

>>77206750
fuck off we're full

>>77206902
How accessible are they for novice players? Do you think I could learn to skate well enough in 4-5 months and then move onto a novice rec league? Like how "novice" is a novice league?

I'm 6'4 and 205 and I am putting on weight from my weightlifting still, so I think I have a good build.

Will draisatl sign this summer?????

>>77207184
no he'll join Köln and bring us olympic gold
cap this post

>>77206944
In afraid I have no idea how good people are in America. Just learn how to skate and then join games.
Need to know hhow to stop at least so you don't hurt anyone.

>>77207198
Would be cool if a lot of players signed for euro clubs this season. But unlikely!

>>77201007
>you will never play in The Coloured Hockey League

>>77207324
why would it be cool, the talent pool is watered down enough as it is in the NHL

>>77202459
I wield two sticks all the time

>>77207371
To teach betman a lesson

>>77207397
he gets paid regardless of whether league makes revenue though
the only ones to suffer in this situation are the fans forced to witness a lower quality game than possibly available

honestly couldn't find this thread.

fucking can't associate mexican and american flags with hockey.

>>77207687
>not using hocgeneral.com

>>77207387
Kippers wields one of you penis' all night long.

>>77207692
I'm not falling for your nigerian phishing scam.

>>77207692
I clicked this link and now my computer has virus

McDavid or Matthews and Nylander?

Which do you want for your team?

>>77207870
Obviously the ladder

>>77207870
None

>>77207870
Obviously the first, and it's not even close

>>77207870
Nylander

McDavid and Matthews will take up too much cap space

>>77206944
Adult leagues generally have tiers and I would recommend joining the lowest tier

There you will find people who've been playing for years and still can't skate and don't give a shot about getting better skill wise or learning the game, just having fun

Very accessible

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>tfw someone remade an original /hoc/ meme
http://imgur.com/a/185ua

>>77207870
Matthews + Nylander
McDavid is a speed babby and will regress to 60-70 points a season when he ages enough.

>>77208681
did they copy from >us or?

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>>77208681
>>77208702
just updated this

>>77207870
mcmeme, meximatthews is going to gain weight and slow down and peelander is going to be concussed out of the league

cap this post

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yo yo yo

where the hokey's at???

>>77208686
good answer

h to the oh eye see

where my niggas at

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r8 my team pls

>>77207870
If Toronto is true to form they'll run Matthews out of town within five years

>>77209962
you act like superstars have never been able to handle the spot light in the past

fucking Sundin a SWED was able to spend his career under the spotlight, matthews is prime grade bust material if he cant hack it

>>77209941
9/10 elite forwards with good depth, decent blueline and elite Goaltending

What program is that?

>>77208681
I don't get the Bifugly's 3 for 1.

>>77210028
websimhockey

it's not free tho

>>77210045
I'm guessing it's because of his tendency to pin players (sometimes several at a time) towards the boards behind the net

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DOGGOS

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>>77210453

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>>77210459

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>>77210453
>>77210459
>>77210464

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>>77210453
>>77210459
>>77210464

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>>77210487

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>>77210502

>>77210453
>>77210459
>>77210464
>>77210487
>>77210502
>>77210504
>>77210538
>>77210637
Nice hockey discussion, way to go!

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>>77210660

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>>77210660

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>>77210660

>>77210660
I looked at my stick by the door the other day and thought, "I wish an intruder would try and get in."

https://twitter.com/hcpce/status/887674695595765760
Looks like Zadina is committing to Halifax. 2018 Memorial cup winners?

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>I support the Washington Capitals

>>77210747
it would probably break if you hit him with it tho

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>I support the redditsburgh YouCanPlayguins

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>>77210660
/hoc/ is notoriously filled with shitposters

it's so hard to get a hockey discussion going, they never allow and will always derail it

>>77211314
>this level of ironing

>season starts oct

how do i put myself into a coma and wake up 4th oct in time for new season?

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>>77211388
get acid thrown on you so you can go into a coma for the next 3 months

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>>77210660

say that to my face motherfucker and not just online

>>77211411

i dont work in london anymore :/

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>>77211415
wait a minute.. dogs don't have thumbs, how does it hold the stick?

>>77211481
lmao look at that fucking dog

>>77211481
Giving dogs human jobs/traits/clothes is fkn hilarious, always cracks me up
Great picture, what a happy doggo

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Where my flyersbros at?

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>>77211481

IMPEACH DOGPF
#RESIST

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>>77211946
aren't cats haraam as well?

#imwithfeline

>>77211965
Stop posting you fucking pathetic sack of shit
Nobody here likes you, your shit questions you ask when all you want is replies, or your shitpost pictures you accompany all your pictures with trying to get some form of interaction with others
Sad as fuck

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>>77212206
it's sadder that you get so upset at someone shitposting on a taiwanese basket weaving forum

these yuros keep responding to grease so they need to go

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>NHL will let (at least some) AHL players go to 2018 Winter Olympics

>>77212307
based

>>77200923
>100,000,000 million
Jesus Christ

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>>77212391
Bulju apustuhustiloa Päläpa soumanen markanen samianen solopolua Namëyvva

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>type up random gibberish and make it sound finnish
>it's actually real

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>>77212599
Pöllö voi auttaa sinua

>>77212707
I remember in chel 12 my bro and I were picking intl teams to play as and saw this fuckin logo and lost our shit

>offseason

WHAT DO

>>77212391
dumb frogposter is dumb

>>77208681

Methot's finger was the only good one. God leddit humour is so SHIEET!

>slow thread

For me, it's Nevada.

>>77213153
it's like they looked at everything funny that's happened in the last 10 years since we made the original and then they said nah let's not include them

>>77208681
Who even made this?

>>77202312
>what if we just used a shooter tutor instead

What if Wales had a hockey team? All of the fans chanting would sound like
>lyyts go shyypfyggyrs!
>amddyffin!
and so on. I think welsh posters would be a good compliment to the finns.

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disquss

>>77214721
>Malkin over Fedorov
>Zubov over Moligny
Lmao

>>77210012
>matthews is prime grade bust material if he cant hack it
Unlikely since he had the best rookie season since Ovechkin and even if he's a playoff bust he's still a formidable scorer and quite frankly Matthews is no Ovie, he isn't a dick and will still move his weight fairly against big guys like Ristolainen. He'll be fine.

>>77202206
>padqvist
>champ

>>77207397
>damn you bettman you greedy jew
>why don't you give in to a group of greedier jews

>>77214721
>ranking khabibulin
>zhamnov over yashin

shit list

>>77211481
Based memesota

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>>77214721
why no zherdev?

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>Dallas
>2 Finnish goaltenders
>one of the worst teams ever

>Canucks
>2 Swedish goaltenders
>???

>>77211481
Should have ran for president tbqh

>>77212307
nice proxy kippers

>>77215960
are you saying a dog is a better president for the us

>>77211267
>you'll never club a burglar to death with your gretzky signed Titan wooden stick

Does anyone here watch Hockey Wives?
Shits pretty cash, I watch it with my gf

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>>77214721
Read the 1 and 2 again. That ranking basically contradicts itself.

>1. malkin could (but isn't currently) be #2 all time
>2. fedorov is #1 all time

Eichel will be a PPG player next season

Wayne Gretzky would be just an average player in today's league.

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the jets are elite

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>>77217595
Gretzky in his prime would score at most 80 points a season.

Lemieux will score 120 at his prime.

>>77217616
in what world
they have one good player

>>77217595
>muh physicality

>no big hockey news
>Vanek still not signed
>bored at work since nothing to do and coworker is a dumb instagram-addicted slag

I miss hockey lads, only 30 more days till CHL-Hockey though

>>77215930
And yet the Canucks suck even more in an average season than the stars do in a bad season lmao

>>77217633
>melanin is $323 an ounce
>implying the entire body has melanin
also who buys it? what the fuck is wrong with afrocentrics

>>77217595
i mean he pretty much admitted himself that he got lucky by being able to play in an era where hockey was a lot more open

>shit defense
>goalies would attempt to make saves standing up because of no butterfly
>small pads
>no shit like trap hockey
>stacked team
>etc

>>77217904
vanek could go back to detoilet, but i doubt he wants that

>>77217970
nhl desperately needed their version of a superstar at that point too, so he'd get awarded a secondary assist anytime he was on the ice (and sometimes on the bench) for a goal

>>77218003
Detoilet still needs to resign some players too so I highly doubt he will go there

Probably going to end up in some east coast team

>>77218106
literally never happened

>>77218536
its true thats why he played for la. nhl was >growing the game.

>>77214721
Malkin and Ovechkin over bure

>triggered

>>77218742
How can you gauge how good Bure was from the IR?

tfw no dog

post your doggos

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>>77219489

>Per #Flyers GM Ron Hextall, Nolan Patrick will not skate today due to an infection in his face.

Why did they draft such a fragile and sickly boy?

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>>77219835

One on the right looks like mine :3

>>77219835
>cats
>>>reddit

Friendly reminder that Argentina is #1 at both field hockey and in-line hockey

If we cared about the icy version we'd dominate it too

>Nolan Patrick sidelined by facial infection

Will he even play 100 games in his career?

>>77220595
his name is Patrick Nolan

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>>77219489

>>77220595
h-he's n-not in injury prone!!! just bad luck..

>facial infection

Is he such a weak babby that he cut himself during his twice a year shave and caught MRSA?

>>77220595
>eating that phillthy pussy

>>77220695
no stop being a faggot. he just got cum in his eye

>>77220726

fucking stings doesn't it

>>77220753
hi fuk_ponek

>>77220762

Delete this

>>77220719
I don't think it was pussy he was eating.

>#Flyers say Nolan Patrick has "an infection in his face," which has kept him from going on the ice the last couple of days.

Patrick "Glass" "The Glass Man" "They Called Me Mr. Glass" Nolan

>>77220671
GOOD pet. What's his name?

this fake norge replies to grease and trifpags and needs to be gone

>>77221274
Patrick Nolan went to the Flyers? He was projected as number 1 but then went number 2 after Hischier? I don't remember

>>77221473
Never replied to the greek.

>>77221473
why don't you shut the fuck up loser? everybody's sick of your bullshit

you did last thread you cocksucking faggot

>>77221656
Wrong

>>77221431
Newman

>>77221834
reply to me now so you can piss him off. Come on, he can't do nothing!

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https://www.nhl.com/news/johnny-gaudreau-thinks-flames-can-take-next-step/c-290447392

Flames next dynasty, 2 cups in the next 3 years screencap this post

>its a grease begs for (You)s episode

Are Vancouver Canucks the biggest chokers in NHL?

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>>77222373
hey bby

>>77222373
is that for me?

>>77222075
>thinking you can win a playoff series with mike smith in net

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>>77220183
My cat dominating my roommate's dog

>>77222376
>forgetting about the Toronto "jobbers for 50 years straight" Maple Leafs

I don't understand the decisions Daniel Alfredsson, Näslund and Sundin made. They played almost their entire careers in shitty canadian clubs, then when they were 1 year from retiring they moved to win the cup but they choosed teams that were meme teams. It's strange that they didn't just sign for Penguins or Blackhawks

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>>77222399

>>77222414
eh no, it was for >>77210502

>>77222476
oh

ok


NO PROBLERINO HERE :D

>>77222376
bloos
though for recent memories yes >we are

>>77222459
>It's strange that they didn't just sign for Penguins or Blackhawks
how did that plan work out for iginla?

>>77222376
>>77222507
it's the craps now

>>77222563
craps are just shit all around
getting beaten by superior teams in the second round is not choking

>>77222581
they have won the president's trophy how many times in the last decade?

>>77222586
>falling for the regular season meme
it was 3 times, canucks won it twice and made the SCF during one of those season and lost to a memetender. now that is choking

>>77222586
no one has expectations for them nowadays cause they're always a choke team
especially how they went all in this year and still got beat in the 2nd round

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>>77222609
>they are such big chokers every year that it's not choking anymore

>>77222618
see: 90s bills
failing in the ploffs in the same position every year is worse than constant basement dwelling

>>77222644
what are you even talking about now

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>>77222644
>90s bill

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>>77222418
In 19 playoff games Mike Smith posted 1.88 GAA .945 Sv% and 3 shutouts playing for the garbage yotes D

Watch for CGY to be top 2 in the pacific this year when Smitty gets to play behind arguably the best D in the league

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>>77222722
he has also proven he can hang in there in a "best" on best format

>>77222586
>>77222600
>>77222609

you damn casuals. How can you characterise a team as chokers so easily???

look at this braindead over here>>77222600
>made the SCF during one of those season and lost to a memetender. now that is choking

no it's not choking if you make the Stanley Cup finals. Unless Wayne Gretzky fixed it.

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>>77223073
>jobbing in playoffs every single year
>not choking

@77223073
losing game 7 at home when you were up 2-0 in the series is the definition of choking

>>77223362
but what if they tried really hard

>>77223422
then you riot

>>77223434
woah that sounds rather uncivilized

>>77223450
sometimes resorting to barbarism is easier than accepting the truth

Why are all 1 seeds in the central such memes?
2014: Avs, beat in 7 games descended into mediocrity
2015: Blues, beat in 6 games still chokers
2016: Stars, fluke run against >Memesota lose to Blues and then fail to make playoffs
2017: Cawks, swept

>>77223542
cursed by the meme season victory

>>77223542
The regular season doesn't matter

>>77223542
>be blues
>job every single year in the playoffs for what feels like the last 10 years
>nobody memes about it because nobody cares

okay yeah lets give the caps shit but the blues are consistently disappointing. the only difference is the blues don't have the presidents trophy

>>77223889
the perds were the same as the blose until this year

>>77223910
are you telling me that if the bloos made the scf /hoc/ would be inundated with false flagging (bandwagon) bloosfags?

>>77224001
yes

>>77224001
i only jumped on the preds bandwagon because a) fuck the ducks b) fuck the pens c) their fans make the preds home arena fun games to watch

>>77224053
thanks reddit

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>Finnish golden shower generation

RIP
I
P
Linkin Park

>>77224131
>commits suicide
what the fuck

>>77224131
holy shit
they were suppose to play in Toronto in 2 weeks

F

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I TRIED SO HARD

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crosby tweeted la

>>77224131
lel, what? Did they finally realise they were sellouts? Or that they couldn't say no to their managers and producers?

>grease
such is the life when you're too dumb to use google

>>77224165
RIP IN PIECE

>>77224165
AND GOT SO HARD

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>>77224165
IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

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>>77224759
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN

>>77224131
>In an interview, Bennington revealed that he suffered sexual abuse from an older male friend when he was seven years old.[8] He was afraid to ask for help because he did not want people to think he was gay or lying, and the abuse continued until the age of 13.[3] The abuse and situation at home affected him so much that he felt the urge to kill and run away.[3] To comfort himself, he drew pictures, and wrote poetry and songs.[3] Later, he revealed the abuser's identity to his father, but chose not to continue the case after he realized the abuser was a victim himself

welp, the lyrics make a ton of sense now. rip

was that the band fred durst played in

>>77225090
>left behind 6 kids
fuck him seriously

>>77225155
while they may not have their father, they will still be well taken care of

>>77225171
>he was rich so it's okay
Jesus Christ

>rags

>>77225190
he was a fucked up artist, and his mentor just an-hero'd in the spring

im not saying its ok, but if was that fragile he wasnt the man to raise children

>>77225219
yeah, he was the man to sire them and leave them behind. they will probably grow up completely non fucked up now

>>77225277
he's a hillary supporter they didn't have much hope anyway

>>77225277
Guy was a drug abusing, suicidal musician who was always touring. It's not like they weren't going to grow up fucked up anyways.

>>77225219
Cornell?

>>77225155
>suicidal from the age 8
surprised he lasted that long

>>77225323
yep. he sang at cornells funeral, and today is cornells birthday which is the day he happened to kill himself

>>77225310
haha praise kek

>>77225311
well, it's better to have a fucked up dad than a dad who killed himself

>>77225357
>implying

these wounds
they will never
h-h-heaal

>>77225395
unless he was a violent asshole, yeah. Killing yourself is like a big fuck you to the family as well. They'll probably get a lot of complexes

>>77225155
shut the fuck up. What do you know msiter so high and mighty?

>>77225090
Chris Cornell wasn't abused. Carlos Santana was and hasn't killed himself

>>77225090
so crawling in my skin meant he was unhappy
listening to his old songs is so weird now, i can see it so clear

>>77225488
what are you even talking about, did you even read my post? his past clearly explains why LP lyrics are so edgy, he used poetry as an escape from getting fucking raped as an 8 year old

>>77225521
yeah and breaking the habit was about him being addicted to getting fucked in the ass

>>77225532
I wasn't contradicting you, I am jsut expanding the conversation

>>77224149
well that might just be why

Holy shit David Bowie died

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>>77225739

>>77225739
hahahahahahahh

>>77225739
kek
KEK

>>77225739
another reply for you

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>>77222399
>>77222464
who is that cute girl???

>>77225739
B I N L A N

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>>77224131

>>77224131
S

>laffs

>>77226263
wow and to think I kind of liked you

fuck you

linkin park sucked ass anyway

>>77226329
↑

>>77226323
huh, isn't S salute

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>>77226376

>rags

Last two digits is how many games Patrick misses next season due to "freak" injuries

>>77225090
Holy shit
Grew up listening to them 24/7 when I was a teen
Some of their old school songs makes more sense now, lol

"Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
There's something inside me
That pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear
Is never ending, controlling
I can't seem to find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence)
(I'm convinced that there's)
(Just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before so insecure"

Daym