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news: gabe still has not apologised
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>>>/fa/
Not a sport, please fuck off.
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^How does Pele do it??
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It has been a while since I don't get first post in this, what are you talking about?
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has he still not apologised?

lmao what a shameless cunt
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>>77198364
I think gabe died.
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>>77198465
uncommon flag
How popular is tennis in Iceland?
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>>77198465
hopefully
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I'm Gabe AMA
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>>77198638
why haven't you apologised yet?
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>>77198638
any reason why you havent apologised yet??
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this became an /int/ tier general, started happening at the aussie open, went to complete shit at the RG, now i dont even come here anymore. Fuck gabe, michael, german waifufags, anyone who ever posted a picture of ostapenko and fuck that UAE guy.

I will come back if kyriGOD saves us at the Irrelevant Open this september.
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>>77198673
nice krautism
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>>77198673
the fuck I thought everyone liked the UAE guy
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>>77198611
Not much
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>>77198673
You'll come back once you're bored on your cruise also that nigger is getting hip surgery and will have a dead career like Tomic and Hewitt soon
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Andrew John Murray is the greatest tennis player of all time, in terms of talent and eventually, in terms of slams- He just needs to light the match and set fire to his first slam and eventually he will burn down the opposition with his fiery attitude and incredible hot streak.

Andrew Murrays forehand is something quite incredible. The overwhelming power he gets on his shots would make even Hulk Hogan cower in fear and wet his pants in the corner. Not only is it overwhelmingly powerful, but it is deadly accurate, like the bullet of a sniper rifle, or the free kick of Roberto Carlos in his prime. But if you think his forehand is good, well, let me tell you, it is merely a hamster when compared to the roaring Grizzly bear that is his backstroke. His backhand is possible the most beautiful move in sports history- A rabona from Zidane, a right hook from Ali, a racial slur from John Terry, a backstroke from Murray.

Not only are his shots incredible deadly, they are also impossible to read, as though they are written in Arabic by Michael J Fox. You can see the look of confusion in his opponents eyes as he swaggers arrogantly to the net, before choosing his shot more casually than a fat person choosing something from the menu at the Chinese. Then, BOOM, he has made his shot, and he is 15-0 up.

That is not the only part of his game that makes him the all time best. His ability to smash exceeds even that of Richard Keys, and his all round attitude ensures he gets the results his natural talent should bring.

I am honoured to watch him play. In 50 years we will have statues of him in every town square across Britain, and will tell stories of Andrew Murray, to our children, all of whom are named Andrew Murray. He is my hero
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>>77198693
What happened to him anyway?
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>>77199147
He said he was leaving and would be back to shitpost after the US Open.

I thought he was joking desu but he never returned
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Gabe said he'd never post again if Federer won Wimbly which was weird because he knew Cilic would blow it
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>>77199468
t. gabe
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Graphite was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS5_FkarRiY
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>>77199695
Nope
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When Federer won the wimbly wobbly I logged on to Steam and bought the 1,9,2,0 emoticons on the community market. This way I'm ready for at most 22 slams. Even though I haven't played video games on it for years
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>>77200309
>buying emoticons
We need an asteroid impact pronto.
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What are your thoughts on Wimbledon's codes and rules?

Personally, I think it's an important part of its identity and culture

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11734754/Wimbledon-2015-Controversy-over-A-list-celebrities-absent-from-Royal-Box.html
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>>77199967
Fun to see the 70's era matches now. So much more shot making and having to construct a point rather than just "hit big serve, hit big forehand, repeat". I'm not so much nostalgic for the wood days b/c the game was a tad slow, but the era with the first graphite rackets was perfect. More power but not the overwhelming power of the sticks today.
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>>77200845
I've watched Wimbledon since the 80's. It's always been stuffy and stuck up and...fucking British, but that's part of what makes it fun. Players don't get to wear the day-glo bullshit they do the rest of the year, the grass can be an equalizer for players that aren't used to it, and the surface rewards shot making over the typical Murray/Nole baseline snooze-fests.
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Kino
https://youtu.be/WqyvErJcL6I
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>>77200935

Hell yeah
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tennis
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>>77199967
>that boop on the mic
what a man
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Shitlic absolutely BTFO
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BWstYZMAQzy/

the punching bag is my penis
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>>77202833
best bod on the tour
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>>77200765
have to play the games they were meant for to obtain them and I don't want to spend money on a game I won't play
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tfw no 10is between non-clown players
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>>77198364

How the fuck are there no tournys? Do you even tennis??

There are 3 tournaments in Croatia, Sweden and US.... not to mention the WTA meme tournaments..
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>>77203987
>macedoniaposting
>worksafe
wait what
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Leave BIG 4 to me
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>>77203987
no news, no fights
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>>77204232
The real big 4 of fat asses would be
>nadal
>stan
>succ
>????
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>>77204391
thiem you silly goose
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>>77204412
brain farted and forgot his name, silly me(me)
really makes me(me) think that the fattest asses on tour belong to claybabbies
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>>77199468
>>77200192
t. gabe trying to get people to stop calling him gabe

SHUT UP AND APOLOGISE GABE
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>>77203987
its a meme
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:(
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Your life is wasted if you don't spend every night after your 9-5 job reading the comments section of tennis articles

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/13/of-all-the-dumb-traditions-of-wimbledon-its-sexism-is-the-worst
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>>77204683
wtf? isn't she czech?
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>>77204873
>RollyW
>watch skill, not merely brute power.
>Often the ladies matches are far superior in terms of outright skill than those of the men.

Even though The Guardian is already a leftist drivel spewing piece of crap, this comment still makes me think
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pls stop gabeposting, that is not what this thread is about

and pliskova cant speak czech? whats this about
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>>77204438
You know more than one person with my flag posts here right? Whatever makes you sleep better at night dude
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>>77204959
But the wta literally is all about power, post-Williams, at least for those at the top/winning slams.
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>>77205048
I don't know , maybe someone drank the "men dumb brutes, women graceful dancers" kool-aid a little bit too much
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>>77205035
I lurk here often and the only BR I've seen is Gabe.
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>Brown has to play this clay MM because he needs the R1 money to live
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Will Coffin be back at the Leafo pen?
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Iz da leafo pen and Cincinnati played B2B?>>77205478
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>>77205498
Yeah, Cincinnati starts right after Leafo pen ends
That's how I remember Federer getting BTFO in USO pen 2014 because he overplayed those 2
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>>77204877
>>77205019

Probably for the same reason here in Germany Bavarians get subbed when they try to speak "german".
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>>77205508
Fedora confirmed that he's playing Shanghai and Cincinnati, so I guess he'll skip the Leafo pen. And Paris-Bercy too.
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>>77205777
skip Paris? rip
I've heard the """"fast"""" indoor court of Paris hasn't been fast for years.
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bold prediction: Federer will win 3 more titles this year including USO and WTF to finish as #1
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>>77204391
Tommy Haas.>>77204412
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no geams
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Is there a difference between Toronto and Montreal? Court speed, weather and etc.?
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>>77206832
>Is there a difference between Toronto and Montreal?

Yes, they're two different cities entirely.
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>>77206906
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>>77206906
krautist tier
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>>77206906
*inserts reaction image from r*ddit to respond to le quirky g*rman post*
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>>77204391
the answer is obvious
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>>77207439
slag
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>>77206906
>>77206832
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>>77207439
*pretends to have tits*
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>>77207506
*pretends to have ever touched tits*
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>>77207513
*gets upset when someone points out your waifu is flat*
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>>77207506
>>77207513
*pretends not to be the same fag*
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>>77207506
>>77207513
>>77207529
samefag
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absolutely horrendous and dismal string of posts
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Any euro channel broadcasting some tennis?
All i get is Womens tennis on SRF2
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>>77207575
>not rating WTA
Ha homo
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>>77207846
<Insert demoting statement with sexist intend here>
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For me, it's Lizz Tayler.
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>A fan of pornographic actress Briana Banks, Tayler has Banks' signature tattooed on her own abdomen.

Literally having the signature of a pornwhore tattooed on youe body. Infinite JUST!
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This man comes up to you in the club and slaps you grand slams ass

What do you do?
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>>77208593
Call him a nigger fraud then proceed the inflict upon him life threatening injuries.
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>>77208454
At least she isn't a coalburner.
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>>77208664
gudd point. I take back what I've said before.
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Why is protected ranking allowed?
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>>77208874
Big 3 and Murray attendance insurance
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http://www.tennisworldusa.org/news/news/Roger_Federer/45582/roger-federer-speaks-in-chinese-says-he-will-play-shanghai-event/

>>77208874
Because players are not able to protect their ranking when they're not playing due to injuries.
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>>77198673
This is why generals are terrible.
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>>77208895

BIG FOUR REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77209144
even Wikipedia disagrees
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>>77209265

>Since 2004 only Safin, Warwrinka, Cilic and Delpotro have won slams outside the big four

Should Tennis be DELETED after the big four retire?
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>>77209347

> Murray
> Big Four


You now realise Murray has the same amout of Majors as Wawrinka.
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>>77209370

>Stan
>4 slam finals

>EBAM
>11 slam finals

These two things are not equal
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>>77208593
not so fast roger, this is a slow court slam
;)
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>>77209381
So you're saying Murray's a choker?
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>>77209413

Im saying Murray is better than any American play of the last 15 years
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>>77209429
who is serena william
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>>77209450

>Women
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>>77209462
Andy himself would disagree mate
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Hottest day of the year and it's fucking hailing.
What did nature mean by this?
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sup ten haven't posted since jelena and coco lost.. just wasnt interested in the rest of wimbly at that point. hopefully masha saves tennis at USO.. anyways hope everyone is doing well except for all british posters
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>>77209722
based michael
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>it's a jizzner and karlovic wins everything episode
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>>77209722
eat shit yank
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>>77209921
>tfw ywn be a tennis top 20 gatekeeper who earns money from most of the tour not being able to return your serve
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>>77202833
Instaboner Man, her boddy is super tight
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>>77202833
>halepeño will never punch me

why liv
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>McEnroe gets £200k from the big black cuck just to spout his senile opinions
Why is this allowed?
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>big four
>one has 3 fucking titles

Is this some kind of joke

Andy is a distant 4th, he is in the group of Stan and Delpo, not Federer and Nadal

He's always been a shitter and only delusional Brits think otherwise
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>>77210899
*grand slam titles
of course
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>>77210899
>11 GS finals (3-8)
>1 WTF
>14 M1000
>2 singles Olympic gold medals
>1 Davis Cup

>4 GS finals (3-1)
>1 M1000
>1 Davis Cup

>2 GS finals (1-1)
>1 M1000

>1 GS final (1-0)
>1 Davis Cup

Maury is closer to Federer-Nadal-Djokovic than he is to Stan-Cilic-Delpo.
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>>77202833
One of the few times webms were better without sound
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>>77211468
Yes, but he's still not in the Fed/Nadal/Djoko group.
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>>77211794
those are some of the weakest punches I've ever seen, even by women's standards
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>>77211894
Jaja yo piensé esto también
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>>77212105
pinche cabron
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>>77211794
she reminds me of kim from better call saul
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i told this girl her boobs look bigger today and now shes mad
who understands women tbdesu
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>>77212151
Ayyy carumba!!!
>>77212193
Im a girl ama
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>>77212193
>complimenting a woman evr
bad move
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>>77212349
im sorry im not as alpha as u, del potro
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Any good Tennis games?
Tried Tennis Elbow but the movement felt horrible
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>>77212193
She's probably on her period. My sister gets bigger boobs when it's that time of the month then she complains and has to spend $18 on a bra from VS
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boobs
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Post tenni cutes
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How would each of Federer, Nadal, Djokovic and Murray have done if the other three didn't exist?
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>>77213320
Fed, nadull, djoko: golden slams multiple times
Murrie: about what he has done, maybe a cheeky aus open or two.
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>>77208921
lmao cringing @ vid
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>>77213921
CHING CHONG LING LONG
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>>77213991
TACO BURRITO AVOCADO JALAPENO
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>>77212634
post sister
b oob's
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Creo que esto subr*ddit sería mejor si argentinANO envie mas y gabe continua no enviar
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>>77214808
>gabe gon
>finlandiANO gon
>michael gon
hu will b next
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>>77214846
All other agents
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>tfw i can nice tennis dennis every here and twice on sunday
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>>77214985
Based dfw poster
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>>77214966
wait u suggesting...they waz all operatives? psyops?
an interesting take
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>>77215041
I am not SUGGESTING young argentinANO a man named Alex Jones REVEALED this.
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>>77215087
huge if true. ..now in akshual tennis news, great swiss hope henri laaksonen beat pablo cuevas today, ON CLAY
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>>77215300
Thought he was a f*nn 2bh
Also big news: our guy goffin is officially back
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>>77215392
half finn I reckon....all them swiss ppel seem 2 b half somethiyng....makes u think, such a gud and cool counry, must b that famous hybrid vigor
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>>77214846
I'm still here
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>>77215643
Fuck off
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>>77215643
a) apologize
b) after a) continue to follow thru w/u're word after the goat one
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>>77215690
What does he need to apologize for?
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>>77215751
RARE
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>>77215751
at this stage, iz easjer 2 ask wat doesnt he hav 2 apogize for
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>>77215778
I mostly lurk.
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>>77215794
Is tennis big there? I-it can't be.
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>>77214846
these are all good things doe
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>>77215807
Nothing is big here.


Except my dick.
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>>77215793
stop imitating curry nigger culture, reddit king
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>>77215828
and harldur's chin
heh
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>>77215830
Attention: all the agents have yet to leave
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>>77215830
not sure wat u mean but I take no heed to kc acolyte
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I am from future, thanks me later
Canada cup: Thiem beats Nadal
Cincy: Federer beats stan
USO pen: Nadal beats Murray

>>77215884
Now this was an absolute peach of a post. Quality thru & thru
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>>77215884
didn't even read what you wrote. LOL
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not evn gonna bother quoting
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>>77199045
good post?
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>>77208655
>proceed the inflict upon him life threatening injuries
top lel
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>>77216294
>
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>>77212669
good post
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>>77215999
>murray playing uso pen and making the final
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>>77202613
bit of an underrated post my dudes
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I can't wait for Karlovic-Isner finals this week. No even memeing, i'd be pretty disappointed if I don't get that sweet sweet 7-6 (8-6); 6-7 (7-9); 7-6 (15-13) type of servebotting match
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Life is pain
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tennis
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how does gabriel reply within 20 seconds?
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>>77217821
forgot >>77216724
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>>77217829
Must be a turbo autist that refreshed the catalogue every 5 seconds.
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>>77213921
Me too, God he's the most cringe actor ever
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>>77217190
I noticed last year some player was wearing the "RF" Nike shirts. That British lad who the press were making a big fuss of.
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>>77217975
at least he tried to pronounce chinese words.
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whats up plebstars
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i'm considering to visit the usopen this year... do you guys recommend? want to visit every GS, so have to begin somewhere..
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>>77219530
Can you buy me tix? I live like 20 minutes from flushing hills

We can sit together and watch tennis and be friends
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>>77219713
>flushing hills
Jesus Christ what am I doing
Last week of going in super early into work swear on me mum
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>>77219376
He's utter cringe, m8.. Stop making excuses
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dologopolov is a fucking clown. totally let zeballos get away with it
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>>77219497
>t. Michael

Masha has really bad skin.
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>>77220055
t. Jamal, refugee from Libya
Don't you have to go apply some cocoa butter on your skin?
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zeballos getting btfo
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>>77220114
michael pls
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Babsi lost. Again.
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>>77220309
>german """"tennis"""" when it's not relying on a russian brat
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>>77220309
It's baba and ;-;
Think her is klose 2 reaching Neunundneunzig
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>Patty schnyder will be playing in a wta qf in an hour or so
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>>77220452
All german Barbaras are Babsis. Only Neuburgers use Baba.

>>77220529
Is Patty Schnyder the biggest JUST in the history of tennis?
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>>77220055
yeah? well so does your mom
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how did cirstea lose to a scrub at her home tourney in the 2nd round?
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>>77221323
cause she's an ugly gypsy
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>be tennis
>have 3 month clay court season
>follow it up by 3 week grass season
>after grass season have more clay
???????
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>>77221714
There are clay tournaments in February between AO and IW too.
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>>77221344
She's a hot piece of gypsy ass. But a choker nonetheless.
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What did she mean by this? (For real, I can't reed gerban)
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>>77222727
>send a text with the word 'AID'
Gee I wonder what it could possible be about
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>>77221714

They rigged the system to make it look like claydal is the GOAT since he was 6514598198198191 clay tournement wins
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>>77222829
aids hotline?
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>Boris Becker has been declared bankrupt after he invested what was left of his money in Nigerian energy market.
His fortune was once worth nearly 200M€.

I thought Germans were supposed to be smart.
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>>77223103

Im sure he makes plenty from his BBC gig
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>>77223103
>he invested what was left of his money in Nigerian energy market.
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>>77223112
>>77223144
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/17/boris-becker-invested-nigerian-oil-firms-plunged-value-losing/
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>>77223103
At least he has a qt daughter
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Why can't the USA develop good male players anymore
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>>77223103
>Nigerian energy market
Who else remembers the Nigerian prince scams via e-mail?
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>>77223224
We have JACC SUCC
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>>77223103
He's a white nigger.

Never learned how to handle money and became rich with 17. I'd argue he lost most of his money to the golddiggers though.
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>>77223224
The USTA kills any upcoming talent and hands them free WCs until they become complacent with mediocrity. IMG/Bollettieri does the same
t. armchair opinionist
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>still no one to save us from Fedelel
>spanish roids only work on clay
>murri is an injured SCAM
>nole is going full hippie
>GBAZ is a meme
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>>77223165
short head
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>>77223394
Thiem the meme
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>>77222727
financial aid for retards
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Löttnër beats patty schnyder
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Ferrero joins Alex Zverev's team.
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>>77225169
Bandwagon gets bigger
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>>77223394
>Nadal is going to play every single tournament there is until year's end
>he's going to spend half of next year injured as a result
Now Federer has a legit chance at RG.
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Dr Ivo is about to operate

Can't wait for that sweet sweet ace/servevolley game by Karlovic <3

All aboard the Ivo bandwaggon bitches! We're bout to win a title this week!
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>>77225494

That sweet sweet first game played within a minute without losing a point

Hnnnng

Why aren't you still on the Ivo bandwaggon?
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>>77219868
underrated
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Memefils lost vs Dutra da silva....
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>>77223224
serena williams
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>>77225974

Memefils failing to convert 0-40 into a break

Such a meme player honestly...
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Come on Ivo........... :(
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Damn Ivo, back at it again with a tie-break win! Let's go for another one!
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>>77226098
When did you become such a prolific poster macedoniabro. Are you just a big fan of our based croatian servebot?
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>>77226725

I am bored right now so I decided to shitpost for the glorious servebot that is Ivo.

I am a Nadal fan first and foremost, but I really like watching Karlovic and Muller. Just seeing older players so casually winning points makes me hype.


I just love seeing Ivo and Gilles this part of the season.

I hope Isner gets to the finals as well, I really like seeing matches between servebots
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>>77226776
Post more often bro
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Ivo nooooo

Fuggg

>>77227115

Will try to do so
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jewport confirmed for iwl
>>
made me a bit sad reading that string of macedonian posts, the increasing disappointment
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>>77228503
from conquering the world to shitposting on tennies
more like alexander the grape lmaio
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walked past an asian girl with very big boobies today
have 2 report my findings to my tennis friends
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found gabe's class photo
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>BNP Paribas fined $246 million over currency manipulation
Indian Wells is finished
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>>77230339
That's chump change
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>>77229201
>conquering the world
hold yer horses ther pal...,this is FYROM we's talking about, not historic (greek) Macedonia
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BUCHAREST (Quarter-finals)

13.00 Maria - Suarez Navarro
14.30 Begu - Parmentier
16.00 Sevastova - Bogdan
19.30 Goerges - Degheru

GSTAAD (Quarter-finals)

11.00 Sorribes Torbo - Korpatsch
12.30 Larsson - Bertens
15.00 Marincova - Lottner
17.30 Kontaveit - Witthöft
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>>77232930
>no jewport
wow racist
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>>77232952
>wow racist
thanks but I don't even know what you're talking about.
>>
Who would you pick in Fed vs Djokovic on clay?
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>>77232975
ATP - SINGLES: Newport (USA), grass
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>>77232995
>ATP

whatever:

Newport (Quarter-finals)

19.00 Isner - Novikov
20.30 Herbert - Fratangelo
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>>77232994
They're tied on clay funnily enough.
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>>77233041
it was the american requesting, not me
i just check flashscore
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O S T A P E N K O
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>>77233909
see >>77198673
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>>77233965
see me not giving a shit what some german who posts 'save us kyrgoat' every day thinks about penko posting
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>>77233965
Sup senpai you back already loooooool zyklon urself
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>>77233965
>>
>this is your world number 1 (one) for tonight
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>>77230215
>evolution
the biggest myth other than a round earth
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>>77235791
kyrie pls go
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Witthöft vs Kontaveit soon
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>he doesnt like UAE
this is why i hate fedditors
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>>77236879
so i guess he's been hearing the recent news while in coma?
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watching verdasco and I'm thinking holy shit this guy could be another nadal if he's not hitting one UE for every 2 forehands

>>77236896
yeah he broke the records of having the most kneecaps broken LMAO
>>
>khachanov
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>>77236922
>watching verdasco and I'm thinking holy shit this guy could be another nadal if he's not hitting one UE for every 2 forehands
if u want real frustration watch Almagro...if only he had evr learned 2 dominate himself
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>>77236922
Fiasco is capable of playing some good meme matches in his career.
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>>77237069
>meme matches
>good
:thinking:
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>>77237086
Australian SF 09 and 1R 16, Blues clay against Nadal, Wimbly QF 13 against Andy. He can perform well once in a while but rarely so meme matches.
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>>77237027
Almugro started with a choke in his first FO match and he'll end his career with a choke.
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>Nadal declined a €500.000 appearance fee from Hamburg. He would have been No. 1 by reaching final. Montreal next
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>>77237840
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>>77237840
Hamburg got royally fucked when it was moved to after Wimbledon, and then it took another hit with the extra week between RG and Wimbly. They should really consider becoming a hardcourt tournament instead. Or better yet:
>become a grass tournament
>Wimbledon gets pushed a week forward
>put Hamburg before it
>make Halle into a Masters
>now there finally is a grass season
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>>77237975
did you meant wimbledon pushed a week back?
>>
/comfy/
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>>77226003
hilarious and original
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>>77238000
Yeah, my bad.
>>
Arabbro hasn't posted in a while. Is he okay or did he get scared off by that German faggot a while back?
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>>77238031
im so sick of anything other than hardcourt. seeing a red clay court gives me physical pains
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>>77238314
Blue hardcourts are cancer though. Green ones are best
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>>77238314
t. michael

but Im actually with you on this one.
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>mfw trying to evade post Wimbledon melancholy by watching wet lawn golf
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Paradorn Srichaphan's nickname is "Ball."
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Shitgyrios pulled out of Atlanta lmao just lmao
>>
>>77239584
>tfw theres an atpleb event in my city but no wta event
why live?
>>
>>77240758
I have both thanks shittyo pen
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>>77238031
/ourgirl/ in semis. another WTA title incoming?
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>>77241328
maybe another meme title. literally means nothing. hmu when shes winning majors
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>svitolina at age 28 on the right
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Holy shit Rublev beat Fognini? Why has no one mentioned this?
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has Gabe apologised yet?
>>
>>77243103
>eating macaroni
>a great achievement
>>
>>77243879
No
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>>77243879
I bet Aristotle would apologise if he made such foolish errors...but Gabes only a pseud
>>
>Ilie Nastase has been banned from all International Tennis Federation events. The suspension will last until December 2021 due to behaviour in Fed Cup
lel

>>77243103
>fixnini winning when the odds are with him
even bigger lel
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>>77245380
he is literally only banned from davis and fed cups tho lol
>>
Who is literally the perro caca of the tennis world?
>>
>>77245762
Unironically gabe
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>>77245525
ITF includes slams. He can still go to Madrid doe
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>>77246406
Nope. Gimmelstob cleared this up earlier Slams are their own entities and are not under the jurisdiction of the itf with the exception of *playing* rules and records.
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>>77246478

Well, is he?
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>>77245762
Bird Shit
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>>77246554
I felt bad no one replied so I bumped it thanks blog
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>>77245762
DoggoPoolove
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WTA

BUCHAREST (Semi-finals)
14.00 Begu - Suarez Navarro
15.30 Bogdan - Goerges

GSTAAD (Semi-finals)
11.00 Sorribes Tormo - Bertens
13.00 Martincova - Kontaveit

ATP

NEWPORT (Semi-finals)
20.00 Ebden - Goyowczyk
22.00 Isner - Fratangelo
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>>77241473
still, it is WTA. also would help her to get to top20 in the race. which would mean she could get to play for elite trophy at the consolidation of season. at this stage of her career it's worth to play this kind of tournaments.
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>>77248134
Oh so now you remember jewport
>>
>>77241473
>hmu when shes winning majors
>she's winning majors

babby got a slam shoved up her little pooper and there are people who think she started to win majors. Cute!
>>
Donna has a mannish voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tURwgD8wuCA
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Peter Doohan died (on my birthday)
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will he ever win a tournament again?
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>>77250185
no after hip surgery he'll be fucked like hewitt

>>77249808
m*chael btfo
>>
What's happening to golf right meow with a different champion every other month is what is going to happen to tennis soon
>>
>>77250597
Federer is champion every month
>>
>>77243879
>>77250203
>referring to people by their first names on an anon board

It's why I am no longer here.
>>
>>77250597
We have Serenaless women tennis as an adequate indicator for what it's going to be like.
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>>77250597

After the big four we're going to enter a meme era of tennis
>>
>>77248714
DONT reply to kikel. Anett a beast.
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>>77249045
Not really
>>
How willl you celebrate Federer winninng the USO and his 20th slam?
>>
>>77252319
making Rösti
>>
>>
>>77252319
drink the romanian's tears
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>>77252543
????
>>
>>77252319
Does he retire if he actually wins it?
>>
>>77248714
im a fan of anett, but literally nothing matters besides the 4 slams. everything else is a meme, especially in wta
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>>77248936
what? she righfully blew the fuck out of players who have been trying and failing in the later rounds for years (halep, wozniacki, and probably your favorite player) and just made a solid run at wimbly - all at the age of 20 for only being a pro for a few years.

just look at the trophy faggot
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>>77253946
calm down
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>pipo still rare oinkapiggo
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>>77254204
post rare piglets la
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>>77254233
Apropos to nothing: why does sharapova have such broad shoulders?
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>>77252141
Who will be the last of the big 4 to retire?
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favourite lewd piglet pic
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>>77254299
ostapenko
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>>77254269
because shes a beautiful lanklet that makes many small men upset that she simply scoffs at any man under 6'3"
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>>77254299
Murray or Fedora
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>>77254316
>dopeapova
>beautiful
keg
KEG
K E G
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>>77254316
Any woman who isn't willing to pick a man the same hight as herself, isn't wotrth it.
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>>77254330
shes literally the most beautiful woman on this entire flat earth of ours
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>>77254353
good post
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>>77254339
masha is 6'3" dont let (((google))) fool you
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>>77254353
my gf in the pic
rate
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>>77254389
10/10
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>>77254299

Federer

Nadal, Novak and Andy will all be outside the top 50 within 3 years
>>
>>77253880
she kind of needs those wta wins to make sure she is seeded at USO among other things.
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>>77255905
yeah, dude, i understand why shes playing them and its great shes winning alot of them but its not necessarily the thing to be boasting about tbqh
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Okay. Which one of you did this?
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>>77257241
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>>77257258
>nordic resistance movement stopped by woman
aren't this guys intent to fight muslims or what?
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>>77247938
lel
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>>77257241
>>77257258
it was me

hell seger
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>>77257241
https://twitter.com/lynnlovestennis/status/888850691204288512
lel Ferrer looks scared
>>
Ivo lost against a guy that today allowed 5 FUCKING BREAKS ON GRASS IN A MATCH AGAINST THE 249TH PLAYER IN THE WORLD WTF
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>>77257674
slowly, steadily, the swedish steel is bending back
>>
>>77257241
based michael
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>>77257722
He's almost 40 doe he can't take bench press + serve that much longer
>>
>tfw they never do fun meme tennis matches anymore

Nadal/Agassi vs Federer and Sampras was kino
>>
>>77257241
>>77257258
>blak fist instead of roman salute
>shirt in english in stead of nativ language
a bit gay 2BH
>>
Was the 5th set of the AO this year the most important moment in the history of tennis?
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>>77258343
why do you think it is? you dont think youre overextending a bit?
>>
>>77258343
I don't know but I really thought Fedora would bottle it somehow.

>tfw he didn't
>>
>>77257258
>>77257241
Would have been shot if in USA
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>>77257410
ave caca
>>
Did you fellas know heem has a Rafael Natal????

Crazy!!
>>
tennis
>>
>>77266906
Good
>>
>>77258119
Maybe Laver Cups will bring us some.
>>
>>77253946
>halep, wozniacki
lol the two most notorious chokers on tour. Beating Halep in a GS final is literally a free ticket since all you have to do it to wait until she shits herself.

>and probably your favorite player
what? She played Chrico, Puig, Tsurenko, Stosur, Wozzles, Bacsinszky and Halep. I don't rate neither of them.
What's even more of an irony:

>but literally nothing matters besides the 4 slams. everything else is a meme, especially in wta
>iterally means nothing

It's funny because when I look at her oponents I see that the only thing that prevents her from playing only meme players is playing a washedup, roided grandma in R4 who hasn't been good in at least 4 years.
You said it by yourself: only the slams matter. So basically she won the slam without beating anyone who ever won a slam. How can somebody say she didn't get this title for free?

Just admit that the RG title was given away this year and Oinkapiggo was only the one who didn't step back in line fast enough and ended up as the """champion"""-
>>
WTA

BUCHAREST (noonecareslol)
16.00 Irina BEGU - Julia GOERGES

GSTAAD (Final)
11.30 Anett COWTITVEIT - THICCIE Bertens

ATP

(((Newport)))
21.00 Isner - Ebdon
>>
All WTA slams are 'free' wins desu
>>
No I dont want to play first serve in
No I dont say five instead of fifteen

Club players really piss me off
>>
>>77268906
veery veery funny. have your (You).
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LGTSS
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what's the best website to find torrents of tennis matches? thanks
>>
>>77251112
We don't miss you, Geoff.
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a little too many UFs from kontaveit, especially in service games, but good defense move and some nice winners. one more break and it is all even in the first set.
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>>77269199
Her service game completely collapsed in the middle of the match against Woz in Wimbledon. Wonder if this is an accident or it is going to repeat during her career.
>>
>>77269293
yeah, i feel that for some reason her serve is actually getting worse... she used to hit 10+ aces in a match quite often, even out-ace kr plickova in one game, but in recent games, it seems like her receive game has improved a lot, but she is losing more service games. i think this season her service games won % is still one of the highest on tour though.
>>
>>77269087
t. Michael
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>>77269402
one match*
>>
http://www.ubitennis.net/blog/2017/07/23/novak-djokovic-hold-press-conference-following-elbow-treatment/

What did he mean by this?
>>
>matt ebden is in a 250 final
fucking lmao what is happening
>>
>>77269402
We also have to take into account the clay surface though. It's much harder to hit aces on it. And of course easier to defend. In the first rounds of Wimby her service game looked extremely strong though.
>>
2nd set much better from anett, won all service games and broke once. i think she is favorite to win the 3rd set now.
>>
At least Thiem & Zverev play next week.
This time of the year sucks.
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Bertens howling her head off, gets comforted by her coach and then BTFO Kontaveit. That was pretty funny.
>>
>>77269657
Bertens is an underrated cute.
>>
For me, it's Rafael Nadal
>>
>But instead of feeling like he’s let his fans down, Tomic believes the success he has generated from such little effort is something to be proud of.

>“I think all my career's been around 50 per cent and I haven't really tried and really achieved all this, so [it’s] just amazing what I have done,” he said.

>“I never loved tennis. I am just going to go about it as a job.”

>“Wouldn't anyone want to take a job in a professional sport in one of the biggest sports in the world and only give 50, 60 per cent and earn millions of dollars? I think everybody would take that.”

>“Not many things can make me super happy,” Tomic added. “If I ever get the chance to win a grand slam, I think only then will I feel the feeling of being really, really happy.”
Why doesn't he just retire now?
>>
>Dolgo Poo Love

>>77270230
gotta stay around longer and continue milking it
>>
>>77270230
At least he is radically honest. Better than all these dull athletes who give the most fitting interview answers spoken like a politician.
>>
>>77270273
Most players on the tour love tennis tho. I really doubt there's a lot of "it's just a job" players in the top 100.
>>
>>77270329
Absolutely. I'm talking about all kind of athletes. Watching sport is entertainment after all and non-robotic answers are more interesting. It's childish and yet more attractive for the outsider. Most players love their sport especially the best ones, no doubt about it. I already wrote too much about it but it probably touches the emotional part of the brain. Otherwise we would be watching chess matches 24/7.
>>
>go away for 15 mins
>poo love is now 1-5 down in the 2nd set
Why is this allowed?
>>
>>77270458
You should stop fapping while tennis is on.
>>
>>77270329
>Most players on the tour love tennis tho
really? especially on the women's tour the vibe I get is that most of them were forced into it very young and have never known anything else or any other options
>>
>>77270513
Timea pls. Not everyone had a fucked up childhood like you.
>>
>>77270513
I'm talking about men.

What I mean is, generally I'd think it's impossible to become a top 100 player if you don't love tennis. How could you find the dedication?
>>
>>77270513
>forced into it very young and have never known anything else or any other options
That's pretty much what Agassi admitted in his book.
>>
>Ferrer has squandered 4(four) championship points
Is this what smoking 2 packs every day feels like?
>>
Kontaveit chocked hard
>>
>>77270640
>ching ching chong

sorry dont speak gook
>>
>>77270736
it's fine I don't speak prison either
>>
>>77268536
what round did kerber choke in? i dont even remember
>>
>>77269434
He'll probably announce he's taking a break to recover his elbow.
>>
Novak fans on twitter are legit insane
>>
>>77275667
Nole senpai rise.
>>
>>77243103

And now he is about to win his first atp title at 19. Flying under the radar much?
>>
And he did it.

Gotta beat one of the big four to start receiving attention and hype it seems.
>>
>>77270688
i would not use the word choke, this would imply she was ahead at some point. but she def did not play her best tennis in the third set. it turned out she had a minor left leg injury, this might explain why her serve was off, she is also gonna skip bastad because of it. but that does not explain many UFs that were probably more mental than anything else. anyway still a good week, USO seeding pretty much guaranteed, top 20 by the end of the year quite realistic.
>>
>>77276422
She is #1 in my heart
Also can't determine if Estonian or Finnish sounds more absurd
>>
>>77276634
Hungarian sounds by far the most absurd, it is not even close.
>>
>>77276775
Hungarian sounds like someone tries to make up turkish sounding words.
>>
Big Serving John adds another impressive 250 title to his countless achievements. One day he will tell his grandchildren how good it felt to win tournaments of such high caliber with his carefully crafted gameplan and genius shot making.
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>>77277214

>Implying he will live long enough to tell them shit.
>>
page 10 save rave
>>
>shitty open next week
>all the advertisements are genie poochard
Disgusting
>>
Good tenni when?
>>
>>77277214
He was never going to amount to much beyond being a big serving lunk who will do well on fast surfaces. Too tall, no ability to move like the top players in the game. It's not his fault really. What is his fault is he's a mental midget.
>>
>>77275667
They are and I don't get why. The guy is completely unremarkable in every way. His game is unappealing, his demeanor on court is dour, he can't go more that 12 seconds without looking up at his box. Yeah, he did some funny impressions of other players for a couple years, now he's like watching ice melt.
>>
>>77282256
Cincinnati.
>>
>>77282346
delete this right now
t. nolefam
>>
>>77276171
Rublev and Sascha are the only two worth paying any attention to. Kyrgios might be worth a damn if he weren't a headcase.
>>
>>77269434
hopefully he'll kill himself live
>>
>>77282777
trips checked
also since when did Japanons come to /tennis/
>>
>>77282777
>i rate zverev
lmao just lmao
>>
>>77282791
I'm one of the Swissanons. Just on /tennis/ while on holiday here ayyy.
>>
>>77282872
are you the Kyrgiosposter?
>>
>tfw all the swiss tenni posters are rich af
is not fair
>>
>>77282997
No, I have actual taste.
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>>77283110
Me on the left with the cakes on makeup
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>>77274105
R1 and I could tell you exactly why. in details. but something tells me don't want discuss tennis at this point.

just admit RG was nothing but luck.
>>
>>77283110
>tfw not getting paid 2 pose in garish wimbledon towels and sponsor racquet bags juxtaposed w/ all white clothes on2 clean grass backdrop for Æ S T H E T I C S-maxxd pr0m0 picshures
waz the point of living as anything but pro tennis player 2bh
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>>77283035
>one of them is Federer
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>>77269434
Will he even win if he does the whole Fedelel time off thing? Why doesn't he ditch his hippie guru?
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>tfw no poleling wife
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>>77284423
He probably just doesn't like tennis. After that his RG title his mind just shit down.
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Only 34 days until the US Open
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>>77285208
>it's an kerber fucks the bride and her brides""""maid"""" episode

i've seen this too many times already
>>
>>77285208
i am kind of confused about woz and kerber - do they consider themselves to be polish or not? i've been hearing very mixed signals from them on that front.
>>
>>77270230
Tomic sucks. The "I don't try" angle just his coping mechanism for sucking.
>>
WTA

BASTAD (R1)
15.00 Blinkova - Sevastova
15.00 Errani - Korpatsch
16.30 Siniakova - Peterson

BASTAD (qualy)
Now: Kovinic - Lister
Now: Lemoine - Bara Irina
10.49 Rus - Naydenova
12.00 Kozlova - Eraydin
12.30 Krejcikova - Soler Espinosa
12.30 Trvisan - Tomova

>>77285930
Wozniacki is the daughter of ethnic Poles. Kerber is the daughter of ethnic germans.

Wozniacki was born in Odense as Karolina Woźniacka. Kerber was born in Bremen as Angelique Kerber.
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>>77204438
you're just as bad as the namecunts, humouring their shite
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anyone got streams of Bastad? there's literally no sport on today and i need something to fill the void wimbly, golf and tour de france has left whilst i sit here at work
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>>77286062
http://sportstream365.com/tennis Just translate from russian
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Djokobot out for 6-12 weeks
t. recycles twitter posts
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>>77286202
bless
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>>77286224
Rip
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>>77286224
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>>77286224
Model recalled, RIP
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>>77286224
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>>77285930
THeyre polish m8
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What does 10nis think about this?
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>>77287450

About whamen tennis players posting lewd photos on Insta?
Not enough!

Ok, no Nadal this week and no Ivo so I am going to to some Muller posting this week in hopes the absolute Luxemburgese (how the fuck is a citizen of Lux even called?) continues the year of his life.
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>>77287450
Not much at all hbu
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Djokovic doing one of those roid retreats. He will dominate as soon as he's back.
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>>77283244
luck? no. ostapenko came back from losing the first set many times at RG.. she earned the trophy stop being mad
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>>77287888
Djokovic is finished m8
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for me, it's Krunic
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>>77288117
Love me some Serbian qt3.14's
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>>77287888
If Federer and Nadal are anything to go by, Djokovic would win the AO next year: they both won their favorite slam at 31, after more than a year of being slamless.
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>>77288117
for me, this meme is r*ddit as fuck
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>>77288117
for me, it's you
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Almost just crashed on the highway. Women should not be allowed to drive motorized vehicles
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>>77288314
for you
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>>77288352
Are you a grill?
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>hamburg draw
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Childhood is thinking Alexander was the coolest person during Hellenism

Adulthood is realizing that Aristotle was the GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaRAOuWMvGU
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she's in my city ... should i pop up and tell her how bad she is at tennis ?
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>>77288314
stole another of mine. noted, argentier
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>>77289113
Do it
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>>77289306

LMAO 10/10 response
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>>77290752
Michael got blocked for this.
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me on the right
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>>77290994
How does she even earn money now? Just Nike?
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>>77291054
nike and softporn
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>>77291054
own candy brand when?
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qt alert
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>>77291547
That's not a qt, that's penko. Also fruitcase without pineapple. What's the point?
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>>77291547
Was about to post
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>>77291677
penks is a qt dood
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did the man hit the ball over the net? did he hit it with a stick? did it bounce and the other man hit it back? oh wow did he miss it that time?

great fucking sport you've got there dickheads
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>>77292320
Go to bed Andy
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>>77291547
Looks like proper slut here
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>>77292602
not really
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>>77292622
Yep, that's the facial expression, combined with the glasses and hat, of someone who fucked at least three different boys that week. Sorry to tell you that m2.
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>>77292691
oh ok
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>Djoko to leave for between 1.5 and 3 months
>his season is effectively over
Literally who can stop the old man from winning fucking everything he plays?
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>>77293802
vamosRafa can
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>>77289270
never stole nething pal
iz just hivemind
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new thread boyos
>>77295830
>>77295830
>>77295830
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>^7 posts early
end yourself spic shit
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>>77295835
Too early m8.
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>let me tell a 23-year-old who made $5 million in prize money alone what a loser she as I eat my chocolate chip cookies and watch porn
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>>77288057
>ostapenko came back from losing the first set many times at RG

so what? This just means that she got pushed on the verge of a defeat. Good for the developement of her mental strength but this isn't really an argument for a solid performance.

Dude, calm your tits. I still rate you since - despite all the waifuism - you're still one of the most competent posters when it comes to WTA. Don't ruin your reputation by stupid fanboyism and just admit that your opinion in this case is solely based on symapthy.

Just compare this to Muguruza's first title. In order to win she had to beat - besides Stosur - also Kuznetsova and Williams in the final, all with 2:0 straight. And during the entire tournament she only gave away the very first set against some chocker whose name I don't even remember.

Beating roided Williams in a GS final is an accomplishment, beating a self-harming, notorious choking Halep is not.
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>>77296984
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