The White Sox line up before the firing squad the next two games. Get the blindfolds ready. It's gonna be ugly.
First matchup is Kershaw vs Gonzalez.
First pitch 7:10PM CST.
Tell me the sox traded latoddunn and I wouldn't give a flying fuck if we lost 15-0
come oooooon hahn
Todd was just scratched from the lineup
It looks like it might be happening soon
>>77197822
>white sox get devers due to hahn magic
>>77197794
Dooooyers Perfect Game
Todd is actually decent. Putting him in the same category as Dunn and LaDunn is a crime.
Is there even a point in playing tonight? Just give Kershaw the no-no and we'll take the 1 game gain on the Giants and Phils.
>>77197837
People always sleep on Hahn.
>Yankees fans: "stupid ChiSox fans want Clint Frazier for quintana"
>Hahn gets a better outfielder than Frazier and a top 100 pitcher
The Red Sox get a lot better by trading for him, too.
>>77197845
A good chunk of his home runs from his 40 dinger season were from games when they were out of reach. His baserunning awareness is a godsend, but the boom/bust batting is just awful.
>>77197859
Is there anyone that the Sox would love to get with the 1st pick?
>>77197845
No. Just no. Look at his stats with risp. solo dingers don't make a good
HUGS CONFIRMED
I REPEAT
HUGS
FUCKING
CONFIRMED
>Kersh couldn't convince Doc to let him hit
dammit
Seeing Smith try to throw people out is pathetic.
>1-31 on SB attempts
>>77197940
Collins has easy ticket to the majors with the catchers we have.
>timmy's WAR is still above zero
not for long
>>77197953
hes literally leading the league in errors
how
I like how the Sox uniforms have the white sock inside the diamond on the sleeve.
Looks sharp.
FRAZIER AND ROBERTSON CONVERSING IN THE DUGOUT
>>77197976
I personally think it should be the primary. The interlocking "Sox" is great too, but it serves better as an alternate.
Ouch
>>77197977
The anticipation...
welcome back migo
Bellisingle
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 2m
Sources: LHP Chris Sale returning to #WhiteSox in trade, 3B Todd Frazier & RHP David Robertson to #RedSox
>>77198022
Sounds like Todd will need to ditch the white socks for red ones.
>>77198041
please don't say stuff like that
not that we have anything against bellinger or anything like that, no
its cause it sounds too familiar to he who must not be named
>>77198053
Ok, I laughed.
>>77198053
Fake news
>>77197977
>>77197891
shut up faggot
>>77198053
Statement from Chris Sale: NOOOO NOOO I WAS OUT. I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN. FUCK. WHERE ARE MY SCISSORS?
This is going to be a very poor loss
Stellar start migo
picking up right back where you left off I see
Rack 'em
>>77198071
He was a Dodger too, you know.
>>77198120
doesnt make it any less horrifying
>tim gets a fucking hit
fucking wow
A HIT
alright I'm good with this game now
trade Frazier and I can sleep a happy man
Leggo!
>he steals a fucking base as well
i just got access to the dogs show n my goodness this kershaw felatio is extremely overrated
shaw this, shaw that
im out brehs
dg you suck
>already not getting no hit
>todd is seemingly out the door by the time the game ends
Seems like a good day to me boys
Come on get traded already
>walking avi
are we in bizarro world
>>77198304
Don't worry, Dingerson will strike out to wake us up.
>>77198265
Migos probably gonna shelled real soon but whatever
>>77198315
Grounder to second
sheeeeet
wew
sheet that was close
We are entering madness
>>77198424
We better get something huge for that package.
>>77198424
>trading LITERALLY our last two decent pitchers
What the fuck
>>77198424
Who the fuck is coming at that price? Certainly must be a pitcher or two, maybe a starter.
>>77198424
>yfw Frazier for Frazier
wow migo actually gets a 1-2-3
>>77198424
Gary Sanchez or no deal.
>>77198424
thinking about it more I don't think I'm comfortable trading away Chicago Typewriter. He has potential and has grown a lot since THAT game in KC... yeah THAT one.
ANOTHER HIT
and by salad too
whoa
at this rate maybe we could even miraculously avoid the CGSO
>>77198424
https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/887474778742956032
Holy shit what the fuck does hahn have in mind
>>77198488
Pardon me for asking, but where did the Chicago Typewriter nickname come from. I reminds me of the quetzalcoatl nickname for Quintana.
>yolmeme DHing
>>77198511
>>77198488
Now would be the time to trade him if there ever is one. He's having a great year and he's got 3 years on his contract, he's probably one of the most valuable relievers on the market right now if not the most.
>>77198523
People nicknamed him Tommy Gun (Tommy Kahnle) when he was mowing down hitters and nearly King everyone. I took that a step further and I think mines is better cause of the local Chicago part.
>>77198511
These trade talks are more exciting than this game watching yolmer strike out
>>77198560
Oh fuck me, that makes more sense now. And I knew the nickname for the Thompson as well.
haha catchers interference
what a break for shitty kevan
>Tommy Lasorda falling asleep when they cut to him
hahahaha
>>77198560
Tommy Guns have a Chicago significance, no?
>>77198620
why is he in Chicago?
>>77198640
Exactly, Al Capone and what not hence the nickname. He does have great value. I'll actually miss him. All that potential.
>Bruce Levine @MLBBruceLevine 1h1 hour ago
>Boston has another ML scout on the White Sox starting today Red Sox top official was following Chicago all weekend .
The Red Sox sent a scout today. They definitely got cucked by the Yankees.
>>77198640
not sure if serious, or why I'm even bothering asking
>>77198650
Dodgers Ambassador
Looks like Kershaw is a little off his game so far.
Could make it an interesting game at least.
>>77198675
White Sox offense is still anemic so it's going to be of no harm to him.
>>77198675
Yeah his command definitely doesn't seem to be there tonight.
Hopefully the offensive gives him a break.
Why doesn't Hahn like left handed pitchers?
>>77197794
Come on Doyies, let's get something going
Soxbros:
You guys have a lot of cool logos. How would you rank them? I'm a fan of the 1930s one, personally.
>>77198719
Batting man is #1
>>77198719
The early to mid 80s logo is on the top of my list.
>>77198743
Batting man really gets his arms extended.
>>77198719
>>77198743
>>77198752
Thirded
rbo you posted the image I was looking for ha
>>77198706
Did they just Bellingod on intentionally? I miss when they'd just throw 4 balls to walk someone
>A Dodger gets a hit in front of the Modelo advertisement.
Pottery. Would have been better if it was A-gon though.
>>77198778
No. Migo just sucks that badly
>>77198424
My face when New York doesn't even get past Boston in the AL East and Boston loses to Houston.
Anyone remember who was the pitcher that couldn't even intentionally walk a pitcher in that dreaded Rangers game last year?
>>77198781
Would of been better if it was a Corona. L.A's beer of choice according to Fast and Furious 7
>intentional walk just to unintentionally walk the next batter
>>77198815
Ranaudo?
>>77198719
I always liked this one
>>77198703
I don't know, man. People were saying OF was out biggest hole (before Robert and Jimenez), but our top LHP prospect is Aaron Bummer.
>>77198821
Corona is popular among people who don't mind drinking piss (aka most people), but those who care about taste prefer Modelo or Pacifico.
>>77198815
>>77198850
Scott Carroll
shuddering at his name
he was the beginning of the end last year
>>77198850
I thought it was someone else. But imagine Manfred's walk rule being enforced that game. The spaghetti could have been less embarrassing to watch.
>>77198865
>wanting all that taste to get in the way of getting shitfaced
>>77198889
>>77198892
Oh, you mean for us. Ranaudo was the Rangers pitcher who walked 5 people in a row or something like that. And then we picked him up when they DFA'd him.
>>77198889
Not gonna lie. I forgot he existed.
>>77198918
ahhh Ranaudo. He did give us this moment
>>77198918
yeah that was funny
and then he had a good start vs the cubs and even hit the first sox pitcher homer since Buehrle until he got ventura'd
>>77198925
>you now remember jason coats
>>77198971
favorite/worst memory of venturaing
when smarch was actually pitching a good game against the tigers until the 8th when he started giving up hits and then runs and then lots of runs and you could see him mouth "Why the fuck am I still in here?"
>balk
bwahahahahaha
avihits!
>>77199026
Are you watching some super delayed stream or something?
not a balk lol
>>77199015
It was a bullshit call though. All mounds should have a white to make it clear what's a balk or not.
It doesn't matter tho, Kershaw got out of it.
>>77199007
2014 San Francisco when Robin lost an argument against the ump over Flowers blocking the plate, got ejected, and then replaced Quintana for "him" shortly thereafter.
>>77199035
At Bat slow as fuck
>migo hasnt given up 5 runs by now
astounding
>>77199148
There's still time.
>hitting a pitcher with 2 strikes
damn
>>77199148
The Dodgers had bases loaded twice and only score once. This feels like a "meh" game from my Doyers
>>77199207
we know that feel
hell happened just over the weekend vs seattle
yolmeme getting a hit
hahaha wow
Great double play
>kevshit
Shoulda tried to induce catchers interference again
I love Adam Engel so far
>>77199426
I wonder if I actually love him or its just the relief of not seeing May out there
>>77199444
What actually happened to May? Where is he?
>>77199392
Seager just got a Double and now the Turner is batting for us. Come on, let's do this.
>>77199463
Again, forgot he existed.
>>77199463
I thought he'd be raking in charlotte but guess not
Here comes the migo implosion
>>77199485
Are you going to the same repression therapist as I am?
>name Scot Linebrink just suddenly popped into my head
Fuck he doesn't work
Why are there so many dudes wearing cubs gear at Sox games? It's not the crosstown. They have been there both times that I've gone to games this year and they weren't even AL vs NL games
Where them twitter posts? We need mooooore
>>77199519
insecurity
Brian Bilek: look for OF Blake Rutherford in return
migo just "unintentionally" walked bellinger
>>77199551
Almost freaked but then
>Bilek
aka guy who "CONFIRMED" Sale was heading to texas or some shit
What deal would Kenny Williams be cooking up right now if he was calling the shots instead of Hahn?
>>77199570
>>77199551
WSD eyeballs or no dice.
so many DPs
>>77199473
>3rd double play already
fucking hell
>three double plays
wow
>>77199594
Hahn has gagged and tied kenny up in a closet with what he's doing
Damn it either the Dodgers are winning it or the White Sox is going to score like 2 runs in the 7th inning and beat Kershaw. Shit game from my Doyies :/
If the sox win this game I'm going to orgasm
>>77199551
How good is rutherford
>yfw
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blake_Rutherford
I do not welcome the return of >risp
>>77199643
At the rate it's going you might very well.... damn it
>>77199647
>1997
fuck, im getting old
I just love how the whole organization is in on the rebuild.
>tweeting minor league updates
>showing minor league highlights on TV
>CSN airing knights games
>CSN airing White Sox Cornerstones
>bringing in Luis Robert for a big signing ceremony 3 years before his ETA
They said Sox fans couldn't handle a rebuild.
Okay like seriously
https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/887486327905636352
JUST CONFIRM IT ALREADY
>rsip
rsip
>rsip
rsip
>rsip
My Dodgers are coming back!
Finally a 1-2-3 inning from Kershaw. Now let's get the bats alive.
would be happy with 7 innings from Kershaw after those first couple innings
WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN CODE HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/887492778984259585
Max Scherzer is better
I'm going to be pissed if the return isn't gigantic. That's literally all of our trade pieces in one package.
>>77199752
SPIT IT OUT ALREADY
>>77199752
>yfw the sox tie it up and we go onto 15 innings
>>77199760
Justin Verlander please. your
>>77199765
Rutherford + ?
And we still have Melky
>joc
who heard him yell fuck?
>>77199765
Technically melky will be left :^)
>>77199644
Drafted out of high school. 20 now in Low A. ETA 2020.
Likely a corner outfielder. Good/great offensively, okay defensively.
Scouting grades: Hit: 55 | Power: 55 | Run: 50 | Arm: 50 | Field: 50 | Overall: 55
#30 overall, #3 Yankee, would be #6 White Sox
Wow is this what it's like to have an actual fanbase on /sp/.
CONFIRMED
https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/887494139310297088
holy fuck migo
>>77199812
That's only because there's shit going on, otherwise I'm sure it'd be a ded thread long ago.
Not that I hate this though.Our stubbornness glues us together.
I don't know whats more amazing
this trade right now
or Migo actually making it to the bottom of the 6th
>>77199870
Both of them give me...hope, for lack of a better word.
>>77199863
I don't man migos actually not sucking
and we kind of hit a bit Kershaw
No runs but still, it's not that bad a game
>>77199913
I don't know man*
hit kershaw a bit*
jesus all this excitement I type can't
WHITE SOX ACQUIRE B.RUTH. FROM THE YANKEES
AVIHITS
>>77199940
Ironically they actually almost did
>>77199947
HE JUST KEEPS HITTING
Shiet if he had started the ASG, he could have faced Kershaw
also WSD is besides himself right now
>popping a bunt
you dense motherfucker
Come on Dodgers. Do something
haha thanks mustachioed white sox guy
>bunting
Fucking rick
Just end this game and announce the trade already.
hold tihs ffucken L lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wow seriously what the fuck was that?
It's almost as if rick intentionally didn't want to score there so the game wouldn't go to extras 1-1 and we had to wait until 2 AM to hear the trade
>even a groundout or sacfly woulda got the run into tie
>but nope lets make the guy who already got a hit off kershaw bunt
Fucking stupid as fuck.
nice bunt fu manchu
>>77200054
Yes! Luckiest inning of the game yet.
dumbest thing about that bunt
they were already playing in just waiting for it so even if he managed to get it fair it still would have been nothing
like fucking seriously
Melky is fast for a fat dude
>>77200087
He's not fast, he's just so slow that it makes routine plays look like they take a lot of effort.
>>77200087
He makes those catches look good.
>overbunting
>now over pitcher switching
I mean if it wasn't gg before its certainly gg now, ricky overmanaging like mad now
>>77200120
Based Sox Manager keep it up
T.Doyerfag
Who did this?
>https://twitter.com/Feinsand/status/887499040375664640
>clippard
Are the Dodgers finished? They should have at least 8 runs now
>>77200152
>Yankees for now
Lol
>>77200182
they'll be lucky to win 80 games
>>77200182
It's on off night. Everyone has them.
>>77200152
>Born: May 2, 1997
im 21 and i masturbated to a donald trump porn parody today
>>77200160
>Hahn: Alright, Cashman, we're getting close to an agreement. I just want one more piece. I want a bullpen arm that can come late into games and blow any lead that may have accumulated in the early innings. I'm trying to tank here.
>>77200160
Yankees fans were ragging on him when they played a few weeks ago. Bracing for the worst.
>>77200182
You forget who is on the mound for them
they dont even try to hit the ball when shaw is pitching
>>77200241
>>77200245
kek
>Reliever Tyler Clippard also in package the #WhiteSox will receive from #Yankees, per @Feinsand, helping offset Frazier/Robertson contracts
kek
pls no
I think he's out if they have a super close view
>entire job description is "look for stuff to challenge"
sounds comfy
Tim Anderson is a bust.
bringing down the tank
Deal looking to be finalized now. All the pieces are here.
-> NYY: Frazier, Robertson, Kahnle
-> CWS: Rutherford, Clarkin, Clippard
damn it timmay
literally the same move as the balk call
fuck these umps
>>77200351
https://twitter.com/MLBBruceLevine/status/887502693073379328
One more
>>77200382
Holy shit
Wow
>>77200382
Is Andujar too much? I wouldn't be surprised either since we got a good look at him that last series.
>>77200382
It's JUDGE
>>77200382
>that first reply
You can do it, Dodgers.
>>77200382
>Clipppard should not count as a player
Kek
We are seriously looking at belisario 2.0
The good thing though unlike when bellyshit was with us, we're not trying to win right now
>jennys in
Well, about 4 innings late but things are about to get ugly
>>77200465
Belisario was too busy doing coke rails off of a Venezuelan hooker's ass to pitch accurately.
>>77200465
It's amazing how fast relievers fade
Between two years, maybe 2 of the top 10 relievers are still on that list. And the other 8 aren't just off it, they're 6 ERA shitters
>>77200465
>belisario
fuck i forgot you guys had him too
okay time for one of those unicorn right-handed dingers from Grandaddy
>bases loaded
>jennys
I'm more happy seeing jennys btfo than migo. Migo did good today.
>>77200517
He singlehandedly gave the white sox at least 30 losses in 2014.
>>77200543
He was really elite as a Dodger in 2012. Probably the best reliever except Jansen.
RACK'EM THE FUCK UP
I can't hold all these double plays
>another doubleplay
Is it 2015?
>RISP
>DP
fuck
HOLY FUCK JENNYS ACTUALLY GOT OUT OF IT
I'm NOT sorry I doubted you because fuck you jennys you fucking suck still
>>77200465
He just offsets Frazier's contract and will eat up innings just to ensure we don't forfeit games for lack of bullpen.
>about to lose 1-0
the tank works in mysterious ways
Fucking hell giving me flashbacks to the Mattingly days
>>77200581
>not wanting to see Melky Cabrera come in to pitch
Dodgers in dangerous need of some offense. Gonna need to trade for either Stanton or Frazier.
>>77200581
lack of bullpen? Can't we just like call back ynoa or something?
>>77200584
It really is the most fitting way for us to lose a kershaw start. We got 7 (SEVEN) hits too!
>>77200587
Hoping this is bait. But just in case.
https://www.teamrankings.com/mlb/stat/run-differential
With Frazier gone are we gonna call up Moncada?
>yfw this yankees deal was made possible by the Sale deal that put a lot of pressure on the yankees in the division
Rick "5D Chess" Hahn
nice catch
fuck
TYBP
Dang melkman getting robbed
>>77200599
The last few games have shown they are gassed.
TYBP
>>77200630
I think so, but service time is still an issue.
>>77200630
We should
Lopez too
>>77200657
I believe his super two time was 7/14 so he should be good now
>>77200649
>>77200637
Holy shit I remember making this image. Glad to see it's still around.
Welp that was probably the last chance we had at runs what with Jansen coming in next
one more inning
suddenly everything quiet
>>77200743
well there's this
https://twitter.com/Joelsherman1/status/887507716633223172
4th player is a prospect
>"Corey, I follow your wife on Instagram!"
Thanks for the laughs Chicago stranger.
>>77200794
It's funny because he's not married.
The Red God is officially in line to be the batting champ
And here we go die or die time
3 outs until the trade is finally officially announced.
So much warning track power tonight.
Is Guaranteed Rate a pitcher's park?
>>77200834
Given our shitty hitters over the past half decade, it has become on statwise
No seriously
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
Fuck, so close to Dingerson
phew that was close
AWWWWWW SO CLOSE DAVIDSON
GODDAMNIT
>>77200834
My case in point.
This isn't the first time Dingerson just barely missed a huge 9th inning homer
Damn that sucks. So close yet so far.
Yolmeme pls
keeps it alive
Come on Narv
>His team used to be called "the White Stockings"
>>77200894
Pale Hose > White Stockings > White Sox
>>77200894
Brooklyn Robins (1914–1931)
Brooklyn Superbas (1913)
Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers (1911–1912)
Brooklyn Superbas (1899–1910)
Brooklyn Bridegrooms (1896–1898)
Brooklyn Grooms (1891–1895)
Brooklyn Bridegrooms
dodgers don't have room to talk
WE LOVE IT!
gg soxbros
Yolmer with a hit off Kershaw and then Jansen
I'ma miss this guy. Hope we can find some way to keep him as a utility player or something
welp there wasn't much hope there
GG dodgers
1-0 loss to kershaw
fitting
NOW FOR THE TRADE
gg Dodgers.
Now, for that fucking trade.
good game Soxbros. Definitely my favorite Chicago team. See you tomorrow.
Now lets find out more about the Frazier deal.
>>77200933
Dodges have always been the NL team I root for :3
>>77200930
What the fuck, is Sanchez also going?
>>77200915
>Robin
It's a bird who cares
>Superbas
Literally nothing
>Trolley Dodgers
Dodging traffic is manly as fuck
>Bridegrooms/Grooms
At least it's named after a guy and not a woman's piece of clothing
yay
gg soxbros
>>77200944
No but you know there's not gonna be any room for him when Moncada comes
unless in some crazy twist yolmer takes SS from anderson!!
>>77200962
Time will tell. But that's for later. Might as well enjoy Sanchez now while we still can.
>Chapman in the process of blowing another save
I hope they make Kahnle the closer
>>77200974
Most definitely
>>77200984
How is the person who studied under Mo not gonna take his role back?
>Davidson was 5 feet away from denying Kershaw his 11th straight win
Damn
oh shit twitter lighting up now
Deal is coming
absolute madman
https://twitter.com/barstoolWSD/status/887516978864435200
https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/887518011925581825
Haaaappening
>>77201056
just how drunk is he?
Alright official white sox communique now not just beatwriters and bloggers
https://twitter.com/Schumouse/status/887519822963105793
There we go.
Still no 4th player yet
AND THERE IT IS
GOOD BYE LATODDUNN FRAZ
Bye Chicago Typewriter, former I should say ;_;
>>77201222
>>77201222
>Wankees get rid of Clippard
looks like they won this trade