YANKEES V TWINS GAMETHREAD

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>>77197771

>bartolo starting

If the Yankees don't win this game they need to sell everything

God dammit. it's the phlegmy throat guy on the Yankees broadcast. Time to listen to John adn Suzyn

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>Cessa
The only reason this game will be in reach is because Colon is pitching. And even that's debatable.

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yankees:

CF Brett Gardner
C Gary Sanchez
RF Aaron Judge
DH Matt Holliday
SS Didi Gregorius
LF Clint Frazier
3B Chase Headley
1B Garrett Cooper
2B Ronald Torreyes

twins:

Dozier
Granite
mauer
sano
kepler
grossman
rosario
polanco
castro

>>77197785
I love John Sterling for his flair and emotion, but he's a terrible play-by-play announcer. He calls an entirely different game than what's actually going on.

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T H I C K
H
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C
K

Does it look like Clint Frazier is timid around the media to anyone else? It seems like he's afraid to say the wrong things.

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T H I C K

>>77197805
I will deadass throw up if people with phlegmy throats keep talking without clearing their throat. It grosses me the fuck out

>>77197835
true. seems like yankee brass/or girardi has him by the balls lmao

>>77197835
Yankees are trying to turn the whole team into humble jeter clones

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

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>MFW Bartolo shuts down the Judge meme

>yankees are going to get blown away by a guy throwing 85 mph fatballs

Inb4 Yankees get shutout and I jump out a window

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Gardner will probably hit like 3 home runs the rest of the season.

>>77197911
BUT THEY'RE 2-SEAMERS...... THEY HAVE MEWVMENT

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twins will win you gay homos lmao

It's already looking bad.

based fatolo

>>77197928
>lmao
>gay
>homo
hi mo'Lester

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jesus fuck yankees

I'm turning this shit off

cOLON HAS SOME NICE MOVEMENT ON THOSE PITCHES. tHINK HE'D WANT TO COME BACK TO THE yANKEES?

>>77197945
>Adult Swim Yankees
>>77197911
>YES
>>77197787
>TY?

Where is Beisbol?

>>77197969
>Where is Beisbol?

Counting all his money and banging thicc latinas in his penthouse

>>77197980
Some guys have all the luck.

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perfect start

Do you think Mike Francesa and Luis Cessa ever get together for dinner or something?

>>77197952

>colon movement
lol

WTF John Sterling is kind of phlegmy tonight. I am going to be driven fucking nuts.

>>77198045
mute it and put some music on -_-

DFA this whole fucking pitching unit

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this ump blows but fuck find the plate kid

>>77198045
It's on ESPN if you want to resort to that

Wtf is with the Yankees walking fucking everyone

>>77198054
>mute the radio

Ramon DeJesus has been a shit umpire all series. He's the one who said the guy didn't show bunt last night when he clearly showed bunt.

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how do you miss the fucking tag

i hate this fucking infield

Who's that qt with the replay headphones?

>>77198060
Fuck no.

>>77198066
I actually laughed out loud at this, but to be fair, I am watching the game with the radio feed as the audio.

>>77198066
>radio

>in the year twenty and seventeen

Sano is a pudgy motherfucker

>>77198099
How many people do you think actually take the game in exclusively on radio?

I hate Cessa.

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Looks like ESPN thought the call would get overturned

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cant wait to walk a run home

not even one fucking hit
god fuck this team

>>77198099
The radio is great for sports, the play by plays actually have to describe what is happening rather than droning on about fuck all

Has Cessa ever had a good start?

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>>77198142
wrong webm

HAHAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK YOU WALKING RUNNERS IN HAHHAHA NIGGA JUST LIKE THROW A STRIKE NIGGA THROW ONE DOWN THE MIDDLE

>>77198155
I got laid-off from Cessna back in 2009 due to the recession. They seem to be doing okay now.....

Oh Cessa.

>>77198155
In 2016 there were a couple

>>77198160
redpill me on Juice guy. Is he a regular for Twins games?

>>77198176
Is he Marlins Man's cousin or something?

Is it me or is Cessa fatter than last year?

>>77198176

>regular Twins games

=\
who the hell are you talking too?

>>77198199
Everyone seems fatter than last year

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Name this player

You can tell Sanchez is frustrated as hell with this pitching staff.

The Twins could literally stop swinging the rest of the game and probably score 4 or 5 runs

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the worst part about this yankees team is they give you hope they will get out of it and than fuck up


game over another lost series GG twins

So are the Yankees going to do something retarded and fire Rothschild over all this?

Ah yes the chapman method

>>77198247
I unironically don't like Rothschild. They could find a much better pitching coach.

Now watch Colon have a 1-2-3 5 pitch inning and put Cessa right back out there

>>77198263
David Cone?

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Time for another 1-2-3 inning for Colon. I can't even remember the last time this team was fun to watch, it feels so long ago.

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>>77198236


HORSE DICK HORSE DICK

HORSE DICK HORSE DICK

HORSE DICK HORSE DICK

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>Tfw yankees/jets/rangers/knicks

can i have one good fucking team

>>77198312
Same here bro. Not too many Yanks/Jets fans

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>>77198312
>>77198327
sup bro's. same here

>bartolo colon
what a bargain basement deal
Why doesn't ever stay anywhere?
Attitude?

>>77198378
Age.

>>77198378
He's an old guy.

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>>77198312
Fuck are you me?

>>77198341
>>77198327
first sport i watch was baseball and i thought American league = American conference when i was four, latter i found out its the opposite plus i like the color green

>>77198395
How old are you now, anon?

>>77198383
>>77198385
he started in the league at 18

???????
You know what, it's fine
fine

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How the fuck is this old, fat piece of shit getting the better of the Yankees?

>>77198395
my first sport was basketball snd knicks were on all the time on NBC and when I got into football cbs played constant jets games (my color is green too). bernie williams is my first fav baseball player so yanks

>>77198420
20 now been a jets fan since i was kid

didnt find out i was wrong till was like 9 and i didnt wanna puss out

i root for every team my dad does except football hes a giants fan i feel fucking stupid but im not a quitter

What channel is this shit on ESPN is playing sports centre

>>77198425
He started in the league when he was 24 you dumb cunt piece of faggot shit.

>>77198452
mlb.tv

>>77198452
pix 11

>minor leagues slapped this guy around last week
>yankees can't shit against him

>>77198452
PIX11 you retard

>>77198461
>>77198464
Thanks. I got a TV and cable so I'm set.

>>77198466
pretty typical for >us honestly

So far what's worse? Cessa walking everyone, or the offense making Colon look like a Cy Young?

>rags
jesus

That ball Sanchez threw back to Cessa just then registered at 90mph.... he's fucking pissed

>>77198490
Yes.

Bruce Levine
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The Yankees are the team closest to getting a deal done with Chicago Wh Sox Robertson-Frazier and Kahnle going if deal completed
5:42 PM - 18 Jul 2017

>>77198502
Robertson??!?!?!

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>>77198502
Please don't fucking give up anything good, Cashman.
>wanting Chris Carter 2.0
For what purpose?

>>77198502
Hope you guys enjoyed clint this past month

>>77198502
>yankees give up ellsbury, headley, and clippard

>>77198573
TICK TOCK HEADLEY

>>77198573
i fucking wish

Bruce Levine @MLBBruceLevine 1h1 hour ago

Todd Frazier a healthy scratch from the lineup .? Boston appears close to getting him and David Robertson Money appears right as well.
34 replies 497 retweets 454 likes
l.

Could be Cashman driving up the price

Ken Rosenthal @KenRosethal 1h1 hour ago

Source: Todd Frazier and David Robertson headed to Red Sox. Rafael Devers part of package heading to White Sox. #RedSox #WhiteSox


I hope to god it's the Red Sox that make the trade

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>>77198623
>Cashman playing $D Che$$

>>77198652
fake

>>77198652
That is the fake Rosenthal account my dude.

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>>77198623
I wouldn't be surprised if that's what he was doing. That'd be a fucking huge package for a team that claims it wants to keep its prospects. MLB trade rumors just announced that the Yankees are nearing the deal 9 minutes ago, so it seems inevitable. Cashman better be fucking fleecing them.

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/beer/?? anyone?

>>77198686
>Jamaican beer
Enjoy your spiders

>>77198669
>>77198677
https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal

please take headley out of the lineup
please take headley out of the lineup
please take headley out of the lineup
please take headley out of the lineup
please take headley out of the lineup

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that was ball 4 cant wait to get shutout by colon

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Bartolo stylin on the Bankees

Last digit: Twins final score
2nd to last digit: Redditkees final score

Cap me I'm wiz

Just imagine, while this game is going on, the Yankees players have no idea shit is going down.

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>such speed

it's because of the weight of his enormous.. booty

>>77198715
Last digit: hits Colon gives up.

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anyone else wanna punch this ump in the fucking throat

>>77198734
>ellsbury is not in the game tonight

Oh shit son

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WAIT. why is ellsbury sitting today??? could it BE??

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>>77198761
>>77198715
KEKEES BTFO

https://twitter.com/TheJudge44/status/327842739209261056

YES WE WON THE BIDDING WAR

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>>77198863
So this girl just so happens to be in Minnesota this week..... You think she might be getting JUDGED?

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The 600 square foot one bedroom apartment for $2900 of the New York Shitskees

I fucking hate Luis Cessa. What a useless piece of shit.

Fill in the blank /sp/

Miguel Sano = _______?
Aaron Judge = _______?

we're seriously going to get btfo by the twinks

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>mfw we get shoutout by colon

"Outside execs said Cashman has been trying to upgrade #Yankees without moving top prospects such as Torres/Frazier/Andujar"

>>77198967
I saw this too. So does that mean the Yankees aren't trading a top prospect or what? This is honestly annoying me

>>77198989
Cashman will work his magic and get them for Headley, Ellsbury, and Clippard

>#99
What a fucking faggot

>>77198989
we're trading Chris Carter and a bundle supply of coloring books to keep Carter busy

Jack CurryVerified account @JackCurryYES 1m1 minute ago

Jack Curry Retweeted Kevin Thomas

Some insight on Mateo's status from Kevin. Still on the field so seemingly safe from being dealt.

Andujar is still playing as well

A JUDGE

*BREAKING NEWS* Yankees also interested in putting Meredith Marakovits in the trade package- other players still unknown.

>>77199019
wew. Please tell me Adams and Sheffield are pitching tonight.

>Yankees get fucked over by defense again.

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Didi double play watch

is colon elite

it's the first time i watch boreball, it's really boring

>>77199067
I could shut out the Yankees

>>77198924
Sano = Beltre
Judge = Jeremy Giambi

>Totally MY SPECULATION: wonder if #whitesox would take Clippard or Headley as way to counterbalance some $ in deal, get better prospects.
YES PLEASE

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>>77199079
>heavy as an horse

>>77199052
didi is elite. never doubt him again!

>>77199077
fuck off quebec

>>77199089
Is an horse an athletic?

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why is it every time this team hits the ball hard its right to a fucking fielder

is it a former star charity match ? i mean the guy throwing the ball looks old and fat as fuck

>>77199146
He's the exception, not the rule.

HEADLEY?!?!??!

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>>77199137
>>77199137
Kepler is a beast

Has Colon had Tommy John?

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>colon misfiring
this should be his last inning

>>77199177
>Nazi
>Beast
>>>/pol/

>>77199202
if i'm not mistaken he had a tear or something and was under scrutiny because he went to some spic country and got HGH shots to the elbow. someone correct me if im wrong

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>>77199210
I don't need this abuse

anyone will abuse me on thees site..

>>77199232
I'm pretty sure I remember that too, and there was a huge controversy about it, but nothing ever came of it.

>stream is censoring commercials
They are censoring the fun damn

>>77199232
>>77199245
It was
>stem cells

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>>77199261

he have a funny culture, you French..

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>>77199261
>Finds baseball boring
>Continues to watch it anyway
>Complains the entire time
What's your endgame here, frog?

>>77199261
I bet the commercials surrendered. You'd know about that.

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fuck cessa hard man

DOZIER'D

bull'ed pen

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>>77199261
he we get a ranking of your replies, excluding this one?

>pour la science

>>77199304
>What's your endgame here, frog?
i'm just there experiencing borebball for the first time in my life
>Colon was throwin

>>77199357
Your picking the absolute worst game to watch. The Yankees have been in a profound coldstreak, and the Twins aren't particularly good.

>>77199357
>Zack Granite
>20 At Bats
> 1 Hit
> 1 Strikeout

Just unlucky?

Andrew MarchandVerified account @AndrewMarchand

If Yankes got D-Rob and gave up Clippard it would only cost them an extra $12M over next two years. Throw in Headley, money is close to even

>>77199433
Nobody gives a shit about whichever plug flaneout >you rats overpay for

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>>77199433
lmao please do this, Cashman. You would forever be loved in New York (unless you trade our good prospects, you faggot)

Jon MorosiVerified account @jonmorosi

3m3 minutes ago

Source confirms reports by @JonHeyman and @Joelsherman1: #Yankees gaining momentum toward trade for Robertson, Frazier and Kahnle. @MLB

>>77199433
headley is elite

>>77199433
Take chapstick

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>Yankees losing to old/fat

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I DONT WANT TO BE JEWED BY THE WHITE SOX SOMEONE PLS DO SOMETHING

>>77199527


I will do.. the woman in this image
where is she?

>>77199527
Why is Meredith so fat now? Why the lifestyle change?

>>77199527
Remember when she wasn't so fat?

Tough break.

>>77199558

preggers
>it's mine

>>77199527
She used to look so good

what just happend ? why did he throw the ball to his teamate ?

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>>77199558
>>77199564
>>77199568
>>77199550
sad to say this, but ripip the meredith we knew

>>77199573
Because it gets there faster than running with it

SANCHEZ"D

sanchez is the man

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>>77199575
oooooooh, but she's just so breedable =3
>i wouldn't be able to help myself

>>77199575
You can tell she isn't happy with herself anymore. Someone should help her. Where is Beisbol, he can trim her down then dick her down

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YAY A GAME TO BLOW NOW!!!!!!


Which incompetent faggot blows the game tonight?

>>77199575
She got too comfortable
They need to hire a new younger hotter reporter girl just to make Meredith feel the pressure a bit

>offense actually doing something

So I guess the bullpen will let us down this game

>>77199595
>>77199593
>>77199610
it all started when Cano left

>>77199610
There was one girl that did radio promos last year. I can't remember her name but she was an 8/10

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>>77199620
Hmm..... this really fueled my figs

Uh oh, that slump is slumping

Judge is back! Rejoice!

>>77199654

J0dge is in the foreground =\
>plus Ps

JUDGED

Is Judge, dare I say it, back?

>>77199682

Just needs a HR I would say
just for good measure

DIDI IS ELITE

now we just need to hold on to the lead for 12 outs
no problem right?

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

ELITE

didi is elite. never doubt him again!

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Some offense finally

DIDI IS ELITE HOLY SHIT!!!

DIDI IS ELITE

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DIDIDIDIDIDIDIIDIDIDIDIDIDINGER

Yankees about to drop a bakers dozen on these fag bois

DOUJIN MASTER DIDI IS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!

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Cop or nah?

Ayyyyy

Bob NightengaleVerified account @BNightengale 3m3 minutes ago
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The #Yankees-#WhiteSox deal presumably will become official at the conclusion of the White-Sox-#Dodgers game..

So now we sit and wait...

>>77199749
Are you autistic? Then yes.

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>twinkiefags right now

hold on twinkiefags

>>77199770
Asperger's, I took that test the other day and got 40/50. I have exceptional motor skills for an Asspie though.

>hes a big guy

>>77199764

who do you think the yankees will give up?

Do you guys think Robertson is happy he is coming back to the Yankees?

Jon HeymanVerified account @JonHeyman 1m1 minute ago
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yanks, chisox hoping to finalize by late tonite. prospect package will go to chisox, probably lower-level, but well-regarded guys.

Isn't Fraizer just the white Chris Carter?

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>>77199799
go to the CIA aspie lab and earn mad bucks
>or maybe it's some other lab
maybe Israel

it's not even enlistment, and it's 'exceptional' talent they're looking for

>>77199825
He's just a throw in piece. Kahnle is the biggest one

>>77199809
Hopefully no one special>>77199818

I'm worried what "lower-level" prospect entails. Is Chance Adams a lower level prospect? There's no way they get this big of a package without a headliner.

please eat a shit ton of money yanks, dont gib prospects

>>77199810
yes

>>77199825
nah Frazier is a good hitter

>>77199848
Sounds like some MK ULTRA shit. No thanks.

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Twinsfag reporting in, hello Yankee bubbas

Blake Rutherford, Justus Sheffield and Albert Abreu to ChiSox

>>77199904
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>77199887

mostly looking at maps and difference between times in the maps
sounds super boring,

Bob NightengaleVerified account @BNightengale 39s40 seconds ago
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The #Yankees are sending outfielder Blake Rutherford, their first-round pick in 2016, to the #WhiteSox as part of the deal.

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>>77199904
>Blake Rutherford
STOP

>Sheffield
lol who pitches then?

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Is anyone here actually from NYC proper? Ive lived in Minnesota my entire life. Whats it like? Is it like the the good seasons of Louie?

>>77199936
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>>77199887
>tfw no hooligan group named mk ultras

>>77199936
This is one of the hottest pics I have ever seen. What is her name?

>>77199936
>>77199938
>cosigned
the rent IS too damn high

Mark FeinsandVerified account @Feinsand

Re: trading Rutherford, Judge/CFrazier showing they can be regulars for years; Yankees have to keep the third OF spot open for Bryce Harper.

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>'87 Series

=3 MY FIRST SERIES YAAAAY

I was 7
>my grandmother was a cards fan >=)

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>>77199961
Ok, I can appreciate the logic behind it. I'm going to be fucking livid if the Yankees gave up Sheffield too though.

Joel ShermanVerified account @Joelsherman1

Hearing that #Whitesox also would get Ian Clarkin if this dela gets done #Yankees

>>77199976
I was 20-days old when they closed it out.

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>>77199948

How long have you been alive?

>>77199961
my thoughts exactly, although i would rather trade rutherford for long term pitching

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>>77199976

>being 37 y.o. on /sp/

are you lost? What were the 90s like, Grandpa?

>>77199997
>$607 Bar Tab
m-mo'Lester?

>>77199997
1554.1 weeks

Jack CurryVerified account @JackCurryYES 4m4 minutes ago

Jack Curry Retweeted Bob Nightengale

Nightengale reporting that Blake Rutherford, Yankees' #3 prospect, will be key piece in deal with the White Sox.

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>>77199989
my story is better because of the proximity of day to Your Mother's Hoohaa

>>77200011
real acid is great, weed is so much better now; the world was better before 9/11, for real, and none of you will ever know
>lost -_-
oh no

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Do you think the Yankees will go for starting pitching now? I don't want them to give up much more than they already have.

>>77200069
I'd rather see them give the younger guys a chance

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>>77200050
acid is the best thing, only had it once, my life can be divided as before and after acid

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>>77200083

I don't recommend it
>I require it

>>77200069
They don't need it as much if the bullpen stays good

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>>77200050
>real acid was great,
Sorry
>to.. everyone who never had some, really.. ;_;

This White Sox farm is going to be so loaded.

I have a feeling they'll manage to fuck it up in the coming years anyway

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>>77200080
Chance Adams when?
>tfw no Kap until at least 2018

>>77200083
how would you compare it to shroom ?

maybe i'm a pussy but shroom trip was scary as fuck for me

>>77200129
I really hope not, for the sake of their fans. They are a dedicated bunch for a team that has only had suffering in recent memory.

Joel ShermanVerified account @Joelsherman1 3m3 minutes ago

Cashman determined not to surrender near-ready top prospects in his proposed deal with #Whitesox. #Yankees
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>>77200134
never done shrooms, but either way, its harmless, i didnt allucinate, i didnt lose control

things were just really good for 10 hours, then i slept for 16, then i was very happy and positive for about a week

"So far, acc. to reports:

NYY get: T. Frazier, T. Kahnle, D. Robertson

CHW get: I. Clarkin, T. Clippard, B. Rutherford

>>77200134
acid is a complete wash out of your mind, maybe what you think of as your soul
your character goes away, and you can see the world through different perspectives
and it get real emotion
like, sta indoors :^)
>behind you!!

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MLB.com’s Mark Feinsand tweets that the White Sox would indeed take Clippard’s contract back in the trade as a means of offsetting some salary. Sherman tweets that there will be no cash considerations exchanging hands.
YES, NOW TAKE HEADLEY

>>77200158
What is the proposed deal?

>>77200183
BYE CLIPPARD HA HA HA HA H

>>77200183
I hate giving up Rutherford. Florial is doing better at single A but he's SUPER raw and i feel like Rutherford has a better chance of being a solid player in the big leagues.

lol at fucking 4 eyes going to the sox. Kenny FINALLY got his man

>no near ready prospects
>clippard
How does he get away with it?

>>77200134
typically a little less visual (unless you get lucky and get some good shit), you also don't feel like you need to puke every 30 mins

lasts a bit longer too. you'll enjoy it more than shrooms

only loosely following the action tonight

should I be happy with this trade? They aren't giving up too much are they?

>>77200260
Clippard, A guy hitting .280 in A (but their #3 prospect) and decent AdvA pitcher

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>>77200173

If I ever develop a terminal disease, I'd like to have one last trip, and a nurse with a "black shot" or whatever they give the legally kill a patient

>>77200260
>Clarkin
Eh

>Rutherford
Hurts, but he's far from ml ready, Yankees already have a ton of options for the outfield

>Clippard
Can't believe Cashman actually did it

Are.....Are those midges flying around the field?

What the fuck has been going on with the Twins' field these past two games?

>USA

>>77200297
would be the best way to go desu

>>77200336
I think this was the way Steve Jobs went out =\
so they is that to consider

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>inb4 all three of the players bust with the Yankees and/or get injured
That would be just our luck.

So if this deal comes through, Cooper and who else is getting sent down?

>>77200321
They jews built it on a cheap ass piece of ground.

>>77200359
Soylent Green vives

>>77200367
and speaking of old movies with eatable people...

Bruce Levine @MLBBruceLevine 2m2 minutes ago
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The White Sox will get four players back in this deal .

Who's the 4th player?

>>77200385
BYE HEADLEY

>>77200378
Probably Shemale Choi

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>>77200383
I was thinking he was just a douche, but yeah..

>>77200392
Ah right, forgot about him

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If Betances and Chapman figure their shit out, this will be a pretty imposing bullpen assuming DRob and Kahnle don't go to shit

>>77200132
if not now o fill pinedas spot in the rotation then September
>implying that kap will ever see the majors since he is literally unable to stay healthy

Yanks should go after Matt Harvey.

>>77200468
Kap's problem has been just his elbow. First he tried rehabbing it but it didn't work so now it's TJ

Not only do the Yankees need a replacement for Pineda but Severino and Montgomery might get close to their innings limit

>>77200484
t. Mets fan

Mark FeinsandVerified account @Feinsand 21m21 minutes ago
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Assuming deal gets done, have to think Robertson moves into the 8th and Betances goes into the Miller fire extinguisher role for Yankees.

Has this fucking cunt not seen Betances pitch this season or something?

>>77200523
i do not understand inning limits for pitchers that havent had injuries. why put a limit on rookies?

>>77200484
hasn't someone already said this on francesa

YANKS should go after Steven Matz.

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>>77200378
deal makes no sense though and heres why:
>frazier
basically chris carter on the oppo side of the diamond that can also play first
cooper
>pretty decent thru the few games we've seen so far
Heres my suggestion:
>keep cooper at first
>put frazier at 3rd
>let frazier actually hit home runs (unlike carter)
>dfa headly and give him whatever amount of money he needs to fuck off
>dfa mitchell
>trade tyler wade and jake cave for a good starting pitcher since theyre both blocked for eternity by judge, elite didi, frazier, elsberry, gardner and more
>move cessa back into the bullpen
>call up mantiply for bullpen
>let cahnce adams stew in aaa so that when he gets called up in spetember he's forced to compete for a job
>??????
>profit

>>77200593
They asked if a team could go 162-0 if they had him

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>>77200615
If they drop Headley, they're getting something for him.

>>77200549
nah fuck that
put kanle and robertson in 7th/8th
then trade either betanceshit or chapman for more elite prospects

>>77200615
buddeh, i dont think the main acquisition was todd frazier. i think frazier may have been the key to get robertson and kahnle

>>77200615
thats literally impossible
the only team that is desperate enough to trade for an immediate 3rd baseman is the red sox but headly is soo shit and dumbrowski may acually be smarter than cashman so wed probably be swindeled for a propsect or 2 if we did that

>Perfect Game
>Maddux'd
>More K's than IP
What a monster

>>77200664
meant for
>>77200627
myb

OH SHIT
Joel ShermanVerified account
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When/if finalzied: #whitesox will be getting 4 players from #Yankees: Rutherford, Clarkin, Clippard and 1 more prospect.
https://twitter.com/Joelsherman1/status/887507716633223172

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*gargles*

> I was there listening on the radio coming home from the beach. *lies*

>>77200664
Picking up garbagio for Headley would be better than nothing at all

>>77200682
I hope it's ref or someone like that