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WALKGOD WEDNESDAY
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>watching QLDwinslol
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>lads
>oi
>went on tinder today
>yea
>saw a girl
>yea
>called her
>yea
>we on a date
>yea
>i shat on the street
>OOOOOOOOH WALKGOD XDDDD
Why can't you guys just talk sports?
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OI LAD YOU THERE LAD
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>>77197128
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Every time I think I'm getting over her, she pops back into my head.
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>>77197248
yeah lad ama
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Sick of all these grubs in the media just tryna get them clicks mate!!!!!!! it's a bloody disgrace!! they should be ashamed... keep your chin up brother!!!
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The AVO expires in 11 months and 17 days.
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While NSW players are getting pissed at the rsl, Cronk is meditating at an ancient temple on top of a mountain, wearing nothing but a pair of stubbies as his mind and body are both cleansed.
That is why NSW can't win.
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>>77199869
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*Team List Wednesday
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Tried to get through a day without looking at her facebook, lasted 5 minutes lads.
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>>77201763
>he doesnt block his oneitis then unblock her as he feels miserable
my oneitis got too old and now I just perve on her to see how she's doing. I'd never be interested in her again, but you still miss the girl who you spent so much time and love with.
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>tfw broke up with oneitis after highschool for stupid reasons
>she doesnt want to end it
>we break up anyway
>almost a decade later she has moved on and has had a series of chad boyfriends
>speak rarely
>i facebook her every single day
Why did I leave her lads? Makes no sense looking back, I might not have turned out so miserable of I wasn't such a retard. Now she has had the taste of an alpha male, there is no way she will come back to me. Every girl I have dated since has been a stepdown from her. I'm getting married soon and I would ditch my fiance in a second if she said she would have me.
I don't think I will ever stop loving her.
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>>77199834
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That was a truely pathetic post, even for this thread's standards
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>>77197128
The sport we watch is terrible - there isn' much to say about it. Also please watch our sport
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any true blue fair dinkem aussie battlers out there lads?
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>>77201887
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whats for dinner lads?
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>>77201981
ya mums cunt
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>>77201992
serious?
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Any faggot Queenslanders in this thread?
I'm gonna kick your ass
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>>77202241
don't shittalk or my workers permit might get revoked
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>>77202241
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>>77202255
*sniffs*
*rubs nose*
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>>77202241
I'm /north queenslanda/ lad
you dead this weekend famala
you're gonna be eating your fush n chups through a straw bru
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>>77202255
>they did it for him
is Queensland the best state in this country lads?
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>>77202294
even our cops look out for those south of the tweed
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>>77202304
cops are tops though
everyone fucking knows that you dumbcunt
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Just took a massive Queensland lads.
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anyone itt nearly this alpha?
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>>77202249
How's the scaffolding going m8
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>>77202356
cringe
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had to read about 150 pages of law today lads
lawgod is not amused
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Refreshed her facebook page again and her friend count just increased by 1. Fuck I hope it's not some bloke.
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Craig Wing btfo
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http://www.nrl.com/latrell-on-gagai-watch/tabid/10874/newsid/110137/default.aspx
Latrell on Gagai Watch
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more like Dane Straightguy
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bruh im weak af
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>>77202255
*artificial laughter*
*hides fear of looking dumb and inauthentic*
*makes sure people wait to hear his generic scripted answer*
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>>77202663
He's a big guy
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>>77202413
/nrl/ literally runs nrl.com
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>>77202663
bitch tits
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>>77202663
Walkie doing GOMAD without going to the gym
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BroncGODS will win
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if you didnt lift weights yet this week youre piss weak
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>>77202743
I lifted your mum
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>he isn't a fair dinkem true blue aussie battler
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>>77202743
I lifted and shoveled and other shit for a few days now.
>lifting
kek
KEK
K E K
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who is walkie and why is he always mentioned?
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>>77202762
Dylan walker. Player on the bunnies
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>>77202769
oh the guy who OD'd on pills?
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>>77202769
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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
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Lads, heres the rundown on the only SC games to be watching this week
>I love lamp vs GummiBears RLC
I love lamp clearly has the superior team. Gummi bears only hope appears to be trading in pod options and getting lucky with his captaincy. The top sides will be hoping for a gummi bears upset for an easier game in the finals however the mid table sides will be hoping for a I love lamp victory as his PD is too large to overcome if teams get logjammed against him on 22 points.
Tipping a I love Lamp victory
>The Fabulous vs Cowbucks
Cowbucks still a slim chance of making the 8, but with almost identical teams its unlikely he could win by enough to force his way into the 8 in rd 22. A loss for The Fabulous would put a massive dent in his chances of making the 8, but it won't completly stop it. Even with Danny still to play in rd 22 he might have to rely on other results (ie gummi bears losing every game) to make the 8 with a loss.
With maybe 4-5 differences between the team one being DCELITE, I can only tip
The Fabulous
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>>77202894
this guy looks like Cooper Cronk
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REAL /pringles/ hours WHO tf up
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Just saw Ian Roberts in a Coles at Kings Cross AMA
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How to fix the NRL
1: Relocate the 2 Sydney teams in most debt to Brisbane and Perth respectively
2: Actually have fans show up at games
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We need a new Brisbane team lads.
What is your suggestion for its name? My suggestion is the Brisbane Battletoads
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>>77203075
Brisbane Barebacks
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>>77203075
The Bears
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>>77203075
Brisbane WalkGODS
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>>77203075
West Brisbane Tigers
Also time for the Wests to go
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How to fix the NRL.
Roosters to Perth
Tigers to Brisbane
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Collected another trippy on my filter list lads
Gotta collect em all
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Despite the fact I love Knights this had made my day and even made me smile ear to ear. Seeing a former NSW halfback and Newcastle Knights superstars Trent Hodkinson taking this beautiful young girl to her formal. She may look perfectly happy in this photo but this poor little girl has ewing sarcoma terminal cancer. Meaning at this very time she has a very high dosage of morphine just to keep all her pain away. It's a credit to this strong, determined and obviously very powerful young woman to put a smile on her face and get on with day to day life. I admire Hannah for this and i hope she has the most wonderful night.
To donate your time no matter who you are to anybody whose worse off says about you as a person. Trents in a position to make a difference and make this poor little girls night unforgettable and take away the pain and suffering for her and her family!
Credit to Kurri Kurri Highschool for putting together an early formal for her as she may not make it to the end of the year to the actual formal.
What a legend. Up the Knights! #Legend #KeepHokoInNewcastle
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>>77202690
the madman
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>>77202990
Call him a poof?
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>>77202241
Do not ever try to engage in origin banter again kiwi faggot
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>>77203257
Nah, just admired his fashion sense and how jacked he looked
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goooooooooooooooooooooooooooone
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who to trade in for Johnson lads? literally anyone, regardless of position. I already have Cam Smith.
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Moylan
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>trading in pooylan
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He's good
PROVE ME WRONG
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>>77202912
Based SCP
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>>77203459
Depends upon how much of a madman you are. Piss, Milford or Norman could all be elite options this week
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>>77203213
who is this and why is this photo always posted
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>>77203578
thats walksis m8
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>>77203561
I ain't that much of a madman.
Was thinking guys like Munster, DCE, Slater, or Cleary
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I have that outfit
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>>77203582
is it actually walkies sister? im so out of the loop with walkie memes and each time i ask no one gives me a straight answer
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>>77203607
sure
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>>77203607
yes and no
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what's he thinking about?
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>>77203612
>>77203615
this is exactly what im talking about -.-
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>>77203646
'how much is nose surgery'
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>noticing what a guy's nose looks like
gay
GAY
G A Y
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>>77203584
Piss has newcastle this week and memeford can go big at anytime and both have low ownership rates. If you need a POD i'd go with one of them otherwise DCE has been the most consistent or Cleary if you think penrith will rack trys up everyweek for him to goalkick.
Morgan is another option
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>>77203671
m8 it's that far off to the side of his face it's all there is to notice about him
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Good save
kek
KEK
K E K
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>>77202912
Look at his side, Cowbucks lacks the depth to cover SJ and Merrin. He's in deep shit and N is really lucking out by playing him this week.
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>>77203725
yeah I don't see myself making the 8 Tbh. Those injuries were the final nail in the coffin
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The anon going to watch the cowcucks BTFO the kiwis, take pics of stuff for your /nrl/ family plox <3 :* :*
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>>77203745
How many trades you got left?
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>>77203764
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>>77203780
Oh.
f
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Is it too late to become a SC lads
I'm missing all the fun :(
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>>77203814
yes way too late
start next year
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>>77203815
Ok I will thank you <3
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>>77203780
Dude what? Literally how?
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>>77203527
>>77203526
>tfw had the choice of moylan or cleary a month ago
>tfw took moylan
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>>77203837
I was just addicted. I wasn't expecting to be stuffed so badly through injuries.
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>>77203873
yeah I did this too kek.
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Based Moylan will have a comeback the likes of which will make your head spin
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Look I've narrowed it down
Johnson for Tom Turbo or Slater?
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Tell me about it! You'd think a player like BMOZ who has always given 110% to any jersey he's put on from St George to NSW to the Bulldogs, would be afforded a bit of respect and comments without the negative bullshit. But not on the kennel.
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SLATER
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>>77203956
You can't get Slater, I'm getting Slater. Pick someone else.
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who to reserve when Papalii is back - him or Walker?
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Got Slater lads
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>>77204004
m8, that "team" is dogshit
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>>77204057
so, papalii?
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Getting bullied over my team lads
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>>77204073
tell me about it
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I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE IN
I BELIEVE IN COWBUCKS
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>>77204120
take pics
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BWuF_D1gm7Y/
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fitzy a cute
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>>77204177
ugly and stupidly big mouth and teeth
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I like big teeth Tbh
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Tbh I agree with anon, she's ugly as lads
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Getting bullied for my big teeth lads.
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Would definitely fuck that terminally ill girl.
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>Trent Hodkinson is so pathetic he has to go to year 12 formals
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>>77203660
it ranges from $3000 - $20,000. AMA
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>>77205396
Post your nose mate
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Reminder QLD is 11/12 and that based me saved the thread.
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walkcunt
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>>77210136
Based walkie on holidays
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It's really me, Sean.
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>>77204177
Dont mind the bug teeth but hate the surfy blonde look with a bogan accent
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Just woke up lads. I dreamed about her last night, now I am awake and I have to go to work. Why is lofe so cruel
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Is Manly fucked lads? Based Fox Sports getting behind tbe club which is good to see
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>>77203591
Backstreet's back
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stop fucking posting in these threads
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Refreshed her facebook again
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Feel a bid sad lads
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Why's that
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She won't reply or even acknowledge my existence when I see her around town.
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Anyone else got a feeling of a Bulldogs bounce back
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>ZERO
>TRADES
>REMAINING
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>24 trades left
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>>77215365
Not really honestly lad. They look as though they have sort of just given up and are waiting for their elite signings to start next season
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winning the hip lads
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Hope all you lads are in your respective unions
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Reminder that /nrl/ votes LNP
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>>77216768
and none of them know why
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Ladbrokes offering up some free money to BroncGods supporters for being good lads.
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>>77216768
surprising /nrl/ would actively vote against their future
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walkcunt the smallcuck
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>>77216238
Thanks for bumping our thread senpai
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i'm with walkgod right now as he's on holiday in miami, we're about to fuck some instagram models
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he actually thought he would fit in by posting that
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fuck off but watch our sport
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>upgrade to nbn from adsl2+
>HFC 25/5
>multiple speed tests show 23/4
>download speeds are exactly the fucking same as before
anyone else get turnbull'd?
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Turnbull is very niggardly
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kek get 30/5 no problem. not taking the risk with the tin cans and string
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>>77217348
And the cunts charge more for it. That's why I'm not getting a contract, going for the fastest speed and if I'm not getting I'm getting a fucking refund.
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>>77217348
My speed went from 1.8MBp/s to 2.8MBp/s so not much of a difference.
Pretty sure it's just Telstra being a Jew and giving its customers the shittest NBN plan they can unless you ask for the best plan and pay more money.
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If a girl from tinder doesn't provide a timestamped pic, they are definitely 100% fake, yes?
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My browser is starting to run real slow on my toaster, but i don't want to upgrade it lads.
Why the fuck is it constantly using 25-30% of my cpu
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>>77217601
did you download the botnet
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Best way to protect myself from getting robbed or stabbed on a tinder "hookup"? Pretty sure I'm walking into a trap, but I'd definitely regret not going.
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>>77217630
do what you do when travelling overseas. have 5-10$ in your wallet for them to take and any other money split between the rest of your pockets and keep your drugs in your shoe or socks.
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No, firefox
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what about acestream
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>>77217642
What if they take my car keys and drive off?
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>>77217672
take an uber or public transport.
probably good to take your old phone and hold that in your hand as a decoy
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>>77217702
Alright cheers. If you don't hear from me by 8pm, I've been murdered.
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>>77217735
create a weak trip code so we know its you
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>>77217738
Done.
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>>77217735
>finds out a big black cock is waiting for him
>next morning anon is on blacked.com
wew
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>>77217735
>>77217745
I hope I see you in the news man. Which states newspaper should I look out for.
Also hoping you are the new balconybrah.
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>>77217755
no no no no NO no no no no nonnoononononono ___________________ *jumps*
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>>77217755
Look out for mackays Daily Mercury
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>>77217759
a womens *logic*
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I hope your alright chuds
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Why is Hodkinson dating a 15 year old?
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He came clean. No getting murdered tonight, but still might get my dick wet.
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>pooboys fans are homosexuals
well i'll be
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I've literally already forgotten my trip
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r8 lads. Trades to burn as well
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why bother us with this fake shit man.
let him suck you off though
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>>77217886
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dont talk shit or ill have to chin ya out
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Test
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SJ -> Slater, Cleary or Munster?
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>he doesn't already have Slater, Cleary and Munster
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>>77217925
I have no embarassment in saying that whoever that guy in the pic is, should not be getting posted for 'humour'.
He's better looking than me, and I guarantee better looking than 95% of this thread. He has a stable job and makes a living rather than living off centrelink.
He's pretty tall by the looks and those forearms aren't exactly twink tier
Good on you, whoever you are, i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing WITH you, at these losers posting you.
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>>77218057
but if you had to have one and only one you'd have... ?
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>unironcally bringing in cleary, slater or munster
>EVER having cleary, slater or munster
FACT: None of these players will be relevant during finals
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>>77218115
and instead you'd have.... ?
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>>77218125
Hey Cowbucks are you really out of trades?
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>>77218065
how do you live off centrelink? following what happened recently with the robot debt collection, i feel like your claim has to be legitimate & air tight
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>he fell for the centrelink will definitely find out about under reporting your income meme
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>>77218143
i aint playing in whatever league you think i am
to answer your question though i have 4 trades left but I only want to use 1 and that's to drop Shaun Johnson for either Cleary, Slater or Munster
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>>77218150
they literally have your TFN
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>he fell for the declaring your tfn meme
>he fell for the centrelink can do anything with your tfn meme
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This thread is stinky. Someone make the broncGODD game thread.
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Centrelink will always get you eventually, it's just down to how many decades pass before they do
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FACT: You should always tip 5 home and 3 away teams every week
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>only having 4 trades left
lmao, you may as well just give up senpai
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do /nrl/ers not know how to reply?
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>>77218242
Good advice
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>>77218242
Thats an opinion not a fact you fucking doofus
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Yeah we just dont (You) faggots
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Going out with some m8s tonight lads, have fun staying at home like a bunch of fucking losers lmao
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Staying in tonight because I am an adult with a job to go to in the morning
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>He isn't already retired
KEK
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I am already retarded.
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>>77218283
Mentally or Physically?
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>>77218271
what the hell am i doing here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
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DELETE
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NOT at the game lads
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Kill me
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Vonnie a cute
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are they going to do the final team lists or what? it's been 20 minutes since -60
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>>77216886
thanks lad
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>>77218427
Vonnie is literally the worst girl on fox sports
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Might share my login details with my /nrl/ family.
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>>77218602
You got showcase?
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>>77218615
Got all the channels lad
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>>77218218
>>77218225
*new message in your myGov inbox, please login to view*
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>he fell for rupert murdoch's tricks
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>ben hunt is a great player
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WALKGOD HOUSE!!!!!!
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>>77218633
give me the deets lad I need my GOT fix every week
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>somebody unironically pays david klemmer to play on their team
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>>77218696
username/email: [email protected]
password: maximus4740
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>>77218696
>giving a fuck about GoT after it went full normie
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>someone unironically pays Aaron Woods to play on their team
>someone ironically selects him for rep footy
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Never been a fan of GoT to be honest lads
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I started the /nrl/ family stuff
I'm very emotional right now
I love you all
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>>77218708
>sacraficing lyanna mormont to the sjws
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I'm back, lads.
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>women in league round
>no women playing in either team
???
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What did you get us?
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Who is best fox girl
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>>77218756
lara
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>holding the women's hands like they're special needs kids
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hnnnnnngg those women
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Scumdogs
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Milford is so fucking fat right now.
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>poorfag who is the disappointment of the family got his dads foxtel login
since you dont have the cable app you are bragging about having a free trial. fucking kek
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>he wears pink socks
gay
GAY
G A Y
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based female touchie
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You're at the Normanby and this guy slaps your arse and winks. What do you do?
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>>77218740
>mfw that scene
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I'll try get a few shots of her lads to inspect how skillful she is.
>>
>>77218823
bend over and call him daddy
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Just got 3 sets back to back and achieved nothing lads
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>>77218852
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>>77218849
XDDDDD
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If only the intelligence of this general was gas. Retards wouldn't have enough fuel to power an ant's motorcycle around the outside of a penny.
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Garse**
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>>77218873
>>
Milford finally got on the hgh
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Please stop bullying me about my weight
>>
Can't think of a funny name for moga lads
>>
Can you kick the ball forward after the play the ball lads?
>>
ooga moooga
>>
>>77218881
Good post
>>
>transferring to the knights
F
>>
The knights will literally win another premiership before I lose my virginity
>>
>>77218939
Based delusional 28 yr old virgin broncgod customer
>>
thaiday is on, broncos to score next
>>
>>77218964
Excellent post
>>
Remember that one time Thaiday literally outran everyone on the field including milford to score a try
>>
>>77218974
Thaiday the jet
>>
KEKEKKEKKEKK
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Based balldrop man
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Ben cunt
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Missing that conversion will NOT matter because based BroncGODS
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Sam should retire. He is the oldest player in the nrl
>>
28 year old virgin Broncos and Maroons supporter here. That was definitely forward.
>>
I think one of those passes was forward but never mind
>>
based female touchie would have spotted that forward pass
>>
Picking my nose but NOT eating it lads
>>
>>77219058
Scrub
>>
>Brisbane scoring off a forward pass
Hmmm really makes me think
>>
Doesn't matter if it was forward broncgods would have won regardless
>>
Took a big shit and my asshole bled a little bit when I wiped lads but it's OK now
>>
>>77219079
I've had that for the past 8 years or so hah
>>
I wonder how much dosh Thaiday has saved up since he's in like 4+ ads for different things at any one time + radio and tv appearances.
>>
>>77219091
Enough for a tanker full of avgas
>>
Bit of casual racism there lads
>>
Des on pooicide watch
>>
state of origin game 2 HT score line lads
>>
Gillette, the best a man can get.
>>
Female touchie has cute earrings
>>
>>77219191
Fuck off with your sexism cunt we respect female touchies here.
>>
>mfw this BFT
>>
>>77219079
little bit of blood every time is normal
id be worried if I so no blood
>>
>>77219191
Noticed that. Holy fuck. Why are they so effective
>>
>>77219079
You've got chrons or ulcerative colitis
I just did my 2nd shit and bright red blood, mine must be flaring up again.
>>
>Taking the poo
>>
kek the kennel is in meltdown lads
>>
Why my brown bulldog customer?
>>
Just the usual doom and gloom, des, the refs, their shit players.
DESaster
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Kekekekekek jmagine dropping that
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These coconuts are pissing me off.
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GRUBdogs
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Just upgraded to Foxtel platinum lads
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live action shot of reynolds
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>>77219302
Good non-poor cunt
>>
How many sets have the dogs even had this half lel
>>
Based kind of fat and slutty mother in the crowd
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>poodogs
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Say the line
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>>77219318
>>
I T I S O V E R
T
I
S
O
G
R
E
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Are lebdogs the new knights?
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>Brisbane get 4-0 penalties second half
>Brisbane get 85% possession second half due to refball
>The dogs just don't have it in them
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>>77219349
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>won't make 50 because wayne is going to rest players
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"kek"
>>
Spilt his lollies
>>
>>77219338
At least the Knights play one half of the game
>>
What did rc predict?
>>
>>77219403
dogs
>>
Sick of that bullshit with the scrum
>>
Stupid coconut
>>
>>77219410
agreed m80
>>
COMEBACK
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>>77219432
Based FAS doggies fan
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>>77219432
That's a 10/10 in sydney
>>
>klemmer hugging roberts
Double agent confirmed
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Fucking Gummi Bears
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>>77219480
>He's going to get away with it AGAIN
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Female touchies on ninja warrior when
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>poodogs
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Goodnight lads i hope everyone sleeps well. Talk to you all tomorrow
>>
Newcastle en route to their third consecutive spoon and they still have a better future outlook than Fullwogs
>>
There's some qt on the footy show lads
>>
No work tomorrow lads who here is /drinking in moderation/?
>>
Holy shit she is cute. That white girl pony tail is so good
>>
>>77219593
Half sloshed rn ;)
>>
>>77219593
6 pack down and have work tomorrow
>>
>>77219646
I couldn't do that, it's hard enough sober.
What do you do?
>>
>>77219655
Im in my 30's and have been doing it 10+ years. It keeps the sadness away.
>>
LAST FOR BRONCGODS
>>
good post
>>
Last for crippling alcoholism
>>
Usually do 10-12 beers a night but I think I have like maybe 19 beers out of 30 left. Yay me.
>>
LawGOD Ltd.
>>
You guys must be fun at parties...
>>
thinking about Daly lads
>>
Based LawGOD
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walkie
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http://www.sMh.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/phil-gould-bars-penrith-panthers-players-from-state-of-origin-20170720-gxfglf.html
SHOTS FIRED
>>
Linkin Parks singer has DIED
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>>77227245
>Died July 20, 2017 (aged 41)
Yet another victim of Australian shitposting.
>>
i dont drink cause ill reveal my powerlevel and/or get violent
remember when i said the bulldogs were shit and Des needed to get sacked and reddit couldnt stop saying I was wrong? haha. i'd fucking cut my dick off if reddit said it was a bad idea. bunch of fucking retards from facebook all memeing together.
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I want to suck big Australian dicks
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It should be afternoon at aussieland now, but there are no posters. Another emu war going on or what is it?
>>
Thread just started to fucking stink lads
>>
Smells like the cum from my dic
I'm stroking myself thinking of sucking an Australian dick
>>
Doing a poo lads
>>
i dated a girl that was australian
almost punched her in the throat when i was drunk because i couldn't deal with her horrible accent
she gave good head tho and always wanted to fucc and bought me things
i was going to wait to break up with her after she took me to australia but she found me snapchatting other girls
>>
How jealous will /afl/ be when they see all these BSA's in OUR thread lads?
>>
>>77226623
>old man gus having a sook as usual
>>
Thread is fucking reeking lads. God it stinks.
>>
Its still morning in Australia Germany. Plus /nrl/ /bluecollar/ so we dont knock off til 3
>>
Looking forward to hearing the Linkin Park songs that will be played as part of Channel 9's Friday Night Football broadcast lads
>>
>>77229484
good morning can i suck ur big austrailia dick pls
>>
*SNIFFFFFFFF*
Aah... the exotic fragrance of /nrl/
>>
NRL is TRULY the world game.
>>
>>77230733
Good post
>>
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/nrl/ rules
/afl/ drools
>>
Lol!!
For more relatable Australian content make sure to like Wilin Down Unda on Facebook!!
>>
Why am I laughing so hard
>>
This is like scrolling through facebook omg I just spat my drink up XD
>>
>poosters "fans" unironically vote for jewcolm
>>
walkcunt
>>
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Knights and Soufs will win tonight lads
>>
>Adam Reynolds playing with a broken thumb
That's the kind of guy I'm proud of representing our game, willing to put his body on the line for his team
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyr_ePoWYI4
>betting
>>
Hope they go after him and break it again lel
>>
>inb4 Reality Check """tips""" the favourites for every game this weekend
>>
BILLED
>>
>a woman is touching them
Just wrong hey lads.
The women should have their own ashes of a burnt up used tampon.
>>
Why are cricket fans so sexist and misogynist? Why haven't they realised it's 2017 like we here in NRL have?
>>
*pisses on you*
fuck league and fuck nrl
>>
a board of this quality deserves more (you)
>>
BILLED
>>
>>77232316
He's gotten a lot better looking as he got older.
>>
how can a man date or marry a girl whom he is aware of the previous cocks she took
fuck, sure, but relationship?
>>
Mate girls are fucking at like age 14 these days. Your dreams of finding a "pure virgin qt" are slim to none.
>>
>>77232507
Theres a pure virginfu and then there's fucking a girl knowing who she has fucked
Cuck
>>
>says words like virginfu and cuck
>hates women ESPECIALLY based female touchie
>takes his insecurity out on women
>wonders why girls don't like him
>has no doubt asked himself "I'm a nice guy why do I keep getting freindzoned"
kek
KEK
K E K
>>
Looking forward to Shaun Kenny Dropall losing the Knights the game today
>>
>>77232709
Smellyfoul really hit rock bottom
>>
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Getting this haircut lads
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Short back and sides is the /nrl/ haircut of choice lads.
>>
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This is the official /nrl/ haircut.
>>
Buzzed head because you're balding in your 20s is the official /nrl/ haircut
>>
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I'd like this look Mr. barber sir
>>
>>77232883
literally me
>>
>>77232883
Gonna be buzzing mine really soon 29 yr old here
>>
>>77232851
Based JT
>>
>>77232899
What did she eat lads?
>>
>>77232917
Coconut
>>
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Is Michael Lichaa the next Cameron Smith?
Listened to Minutes to Midnight a couple of times today lads. Makes you appreciate the music more when you know it's actual real anger not manufactured bullshit.
>>
Keep getting Despacito stuck in my head. Also didn't realise how popular it was until a few days ago.
>>
>>77233001
Got tired of that song about a week ago
>>
I want to die
>>
>>77233017
haha classic moot
>>
i haven't actually heard it lads.
>>
>>77233025
Moot is a fucking newfag
>>
Yay we get to make fun of poocastle now
>>
I Just remembered when matt got publicly banned by moot
>>
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>>77233061
t. matt
nobody remembers or knows you
>>
>>77233073
virgin
>>
Based Elite Matt (BEM) lads
>>
Niece and nephew gave me 50 bucks and a packet of M&Ms for my birthday lads
>>
>>77233089
they in drugs or what splashing that kinda dosh out
>>
Gave my uncle some drug money lads
>>
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Leddit stealing our memes, lads
>>
Imagine being Pat Mata'utia
>>
>>77233105
they come here and perve on the big bad scary 4chan posters then take the clever observations back for meme points
be nice to them, they need the meme points like you need the yous
>>
Imagine not scoring a try against poocastle in the first give minutes.
>>
/nrl/ EYES ONLY
>>
imagine being a phoneposter and getting cucked by autocorrect.
>>
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Not a dirty phoneposter just made a type my freinzoned friend.
>>
LGTSS
>the city of Milky
>the city of N
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>>77233123
pathetic.
>>
>>77233136
why are you so gay
>>
>poocastle
>>
>>77233135
I want to kill myself every day, being a Knights fan is just the cherry on top.
>>
>>77233143
Seems to be some kind of stadium and some kind of sport players on the field.
>>
/afl/ here, fold this sport
>>
Daily reminder that a nrPOO player cannot satisfy his wife. Therefore, forcing her into the arms of an AFL executive - not even a player. SAD!
KEK
>>
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Please stop bullying /nrl/
>>
>>77233143
hey mate please delete this
also i fucking laugh watching the cameraman try and avoid showing the crowd in every shot
they do some magic closeups after tries and use retarded perspective when they kick for goal trying to minimize the time the ball is in the air
>>
>>77233149
""""""""""sport"""""""""""
>>
>>77233148
>"""""stadium"""""
>"""""sport"""""
>>
>>77233123
>>77233143
fuckin lol there's more people on the field than in the stands. fold this pathetic ""sport"" before BASED /afl/ cucks you to an assisted suicide
>>
>>77233154
you can tell that guy is dead on the inside
>>
Brumbies vs Hurricanes tonight
>>
>not try
BUNKERED
>>
>SKD with 100% score rate for the Knights
BASED future Knights immortal
>>
NRL crowds are perfect for comfy suburban grounds, just need to stop playing at Anz
>>
>>77233182
Like looking in a mirror hey m80
>>
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?
>>
What is it like to be young and in love?
>>
Lost my virginity to a footy player after the formal last night lads
>>
Fucking kek
>>
Haha all you guys do is say lad and talk about tindr haha BIG MUSCULAR AFL AMI hahaha heave ho una XD
>>
>>77233242
(((they))) wont stop playing at the big grounds until the government uses taxpayer money to (((redevelop))) the big stadiums by paying (((private development companies))) billions of taxpayer money
it is the oldest scam in the book in sports
>>
>>77233263
cringe
>>
The jews cause all the world's problems.
>>
>le fugg le jooz
Stop trying to fit in, we all love jews here
>>
>>77233271
https://theweek.com/articles/629756/outrageous-ripoff-taxpayerfunded-stadiums
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadium_subsidy
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/public-money-used-build-sports-stadiums/
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-16/study-finds-taxpayer-funded-sports-stadiums/7634768
Any (((questions)))?
>>
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Keep it down with the politics lads
>>
Shaun Kenny Dropall
>>
Young and in love here lads.
AMA.
>>
oy vey the costs just keep going up! thank you generous goyim taxpayer!
>>
I bet this cunt doesn't even work and pay taxes
kek
KEK
K E K
>>
>>77233291
goyims use the stadiums every week with the NRL! We need to make the stadium get $1bn in free money to make it better! That $2bn will go a long way to making NRL better! $3bn is all we need goyim! It's just $10bn goyim!
>>
Embarrasing playing by poocastle
>>
>not ahead at half time
Knights win confirmed
>>
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>lets sell public assets into private hands to fund 2 partial stadium upgrades in sydney
>>
Mum just stole my kfc
>>
>>77233309
What did you expect?
>>
>This will be the start of Newcastles Dynasty says increasingly nervous man for the 500th time in three years
(also 500 get)
>>
Life's too short to have sex only with women.
>>
>>77233332
based walkie
>>
FUCK i responded to the wrong post again
>>
Hi, I'd like to return this smelly greek faggot to his home general. His name is Con Stavros, but answers to Reality Check, and he comes from /nrl/. I'll just leave him here
>>
>general
>>
hey lads just pretended that the private companies dont collude to make taxpayers pay for billion dollar useless projects in stadiums
>>
500th for milky and N
>>
I want to die
>>
>>77233337
meant for
>>77233373
>>
What was for dinner lads? I had homemade rissoles with veggies and smashed potato
>>
leftover lasagne that mum made last night
based mum
>>
ya mums cunt
>>
>>77233427
Microwaved mccain chicken parmy
>>
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>not making your own parmy from scratch
>>
Just did a big Newcastle knights lads
>>
It's ALWAYS more fun to driver a slow car fast, than to drive a fast car slow.
>>
I'm making the new thread
>>
>driver
>>
I hate people who are "into" cars.
>>
>>77233479
Not if i stop you hehe
>>
so the mata'utias are weak against elbows to the face.
>>
>>77233503
Ahhh, getting heemed, my one weakness
>>
Gummi Bears WILL win
>>
>>77233503
I didn't do it on purpose
>>
>>77233518
is this fergo or sims?
>>
>>77233361
th-thanks m8
>>
>>77233515
Posting in caps won't just make it happen
>>
y-y-you too
>>
>>77233515
No! He WILL NOT get away with it again
>>
splendour stream on JJJ makes me regret not going to splendour lads
i forgot that fun was a real thing
based depression
>>
>vcing gallen with yates on the bench
Nah, better to just match his captaincy
>>
>>77233523
Yea m8
>>
DALY
>>
Why do the refs hate Newcastle so much? We're already dead
>>
wtf james roberts is only 24 WTF cunts been around for so long i thought he was late 20s
>>
This fucking refball
>>
LOLLY LEGS
>>
Knights are a fucking joke
>>
Refs are more of a joke though I guess
>>
Give the refs fucking clown costumes
>>
>cheering because you put someone over the horizontal
>>
IT IS OVER
>>
>le forward is le goal kicker xD
>>
Did 6 or 7 poos today lads
>>
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nice poomunity you got here kek
>>
Thanks, I'll sign them right up.
>>
Souths will win tonight btw lads.
>>
Should Newcastle just quit and leave the league
>>
>>77233655
What would that achieve? I don't think the NRL is hungering for less ticket sales that much.
>>
Well that'll do me. I think I'll go watch my DVD of the '97 GF and try to sleep this off.
>>
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>>77233664
>ticket sales
>>
>>77233679
Standard Poosters home game mate
>>
>>77233668
>not watching the next game
gay
GAY
G A Y
>>
>>77233162
I really hate sometimes when they're trying to do a crossfield shot and they use a really tiny FoV and cut the the winger off
>>
>>77233687
I'm not your mate, buddy
>>
>>77233679
oy vey we muz demolish the stadium and use white goyim tax to rebuild it it is a shoah
>>
Roosters looked gassed.
>>
>>77233668
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/newcastle-bloke-still-high-1997/
>>
Any decent quality copies of the 1997 final on the internet lads
>>
I have a crush on Gus lads
>>
>>77233742
Fuck off. Knights only one cause Tooves got his head stamped on.
>>
>>77233537
I heard Ocean Grove and Kingswood play while I was at work and they were good.
>>
Never been to a music concert and I'm 32 lads
>>
>>77233763
The last time I went to a concert was when I was in uni and still had friends but I won some tickets on the radio a couple weeks ago so I'll be going to my first concert in like 8 years.
>>
Puke POOis XD
>>
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Saw walkgod manning the side of the tunnel as the sharks were coming out lads
>>
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>I will never have this
I'll be the guy on the right and in the background always
>>
Female touchie is ready
>>
>>77233813
is it the brunette one?
>>
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Soufs looking garsed
>>
Just threw out one of those magazines that people leave on your doorstep and come back for that said not to throw it out lads
>>
>pooths "defence"
>>
Dat ass of the rabbits player
>>
>>77233835
Good to see them supporting aussie companies
>>
>>77233775
Fuck off faggot, Lewis is elite
>>
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Just went to collect the magazine I left at someone's house and it wasn't there, the fucking cunt must have chucked it out lads
>>
>pooarks
>>
>>77233811
lawgods about to be a lawyer so i know i can land any girl who wants a lawyer husband
but i want a good waifu, not just any waifu
>>
A pseudo trippy just (you)'d me lads
Gonna go take a a shower.
>>
>>77233933
Wipe your feet before you go in.
>>
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Wut
>>
D E A D
P O O M U N I T Y
>>
GOATnulla
>>
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BFT update lads
>>
>taking the poo
>>
Taking the two WILL win them the game
>>
win the game for soufs
>>
where did my /nrl/ family go :(
>>
>Gallen taking the run
Top keg
>>
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>>
BIFF
>>
Fuck yes fighting 300 game man
KEKEKEKEK
>>
Baloney
>>
>taking the poo again
>>
>yfw it's golden point 20-20 and Luke Lewis makes a le 90m man run for the win
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>taking the poo again and missing
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Elite psyche out tactics from the sharks here, letting the rabbioths know they don't even NEED those 2 points
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It's time to unleash Cook
>Inb4 Souths start him in a week or 2 and they go undefeated for the rest of the year when it's too late again
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what music was that?
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literally cannot stop thinking about her. i just want to be inside her again.
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>>77234275
Your mother is a lucky woman to have such a loving son
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I tipped 2/2 winners so far. Tipped Bunnies too but whatever. I've stopped caring. I've lost so much I've become a shallow representation of my former self. My wife has left me and I'm now only attracted to young adolescent virgins. Don't know how I will recover from this, but just letting you know I probably won't be providing expert tips anymore.
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>>77229657
good post
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if she told me to move on, does that mean i have to move on or do i still have a shot?
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that is john farnham and not linkin park
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>Mum goes to check her hotmail on my computer
>Search suggestions redirects her to "hot mom give son the perfect handjob in the morning" video
I ran away from home. I'm not going back
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>triple m was playing bloody linkin park songs today
Had to turn it off lads
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>>77234340
KEK please be true
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What is THE best Linkin Park song?
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im making the new thread
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Not if I make it first
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Somebody make a new thresd and make sure to put the quick rundown of dce in the op pls
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>>77234340
Why dont more people just admit to themselves they wanna fuck their mothers? Why do we hide such an obvious psychological fact
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>>77234390
>this is your average /nrl/ poster
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why are some people so fucked in the head that they ruin their lives for fun?
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getting my perv on tonight lads
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I strongly regret spending $35 on pizza hut just then.
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>>77234412
What did you get, everytime I get dominos I regret it, undercooked grease is what I usually get.
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why was i given the once chance to be with a gorgeous woman that i could have spent the rest of my life with but also given such a fucked head and such fucked timing
literally watched my father from a disease whilst trying to keep a relationship with a nutcase
fuck my life
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>>77234397
t. closet homosexual
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>>77234412
Spent 45 myself mate but it was for 3 people
>>77234421
Got some correctly cooked oil here mate
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I have a feeling some of my /nrl/ family are a bit sad, we're here for you and support you <3
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
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>>77234407
Left >>>>>>>>>>>>> right
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>>77234442
fuck off with this shit. people can have problems in life and not be depressed you cunt.
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>>77234442
Gay cunt
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>>77234463
Ok not a fan of beyond blue my sad friend. /nrl/ loves you.
https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/online-services/crisis-chat
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havent had a shower in days and i keep jerking off into my shorts lads
bit smelly
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the way segeyaro is swinging that forearm you wouldn't have guess it is on the mend
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>reynolds is injured
Wow, never heard that one before
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>newfriends getting triggered by my depression help posting
keg
KEG
K E G
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Was just thinking lads why dont the mods touch us? For as long as I have been posting her, its been 90% off-topic shit
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>>77234442
You seriously think these people can help? As of this weekend, it will have been three weeks since I fucked things up with her. Still can't stop thinking about her. Still can't function at work. Still can't study. Still can't eat properly. I'm seriously genuinely considering suicide.
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>>77234473
nah but desu i have sever mental issues anyway. i already get help. currently dealing with the death of my father on top of a severe flair up of depression and a break up with "the one".
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>>77234484
>laughing farm machinery
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>posts beyondblue first
>not based Lifeline, the official suicide hotline of /nrl/ and the go to link for Feelabitsadlads posting
You're the fresh cunt, not him
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Saw my ex today. Still can't bring myself to speak to her.
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Come to my hood and i'll end you for free. You sound like a crybaby white boi.
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Thread reeks lads
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Can someone give me the quick rundown on Walkbro please
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>>77234490
>>77234493
>>77234512
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Goodlife Health Club charges an $1800 initial licence fee and a weekly rental fee of $293 for their personal trainers. Then they charge an annual licence fee of $550.
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>>77234538
my ex is a parra supporter
everything reminds me of her ;_;
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Is it okay to go out by yourself if you go late enough that everyone else is already drunk?
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Felt a bit bad for kicking people when they're down lads
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depression is a meme
meditate and get physically active for at least 30 minutes a day
problem solved
i was in prison for 18 months and just memed the time away
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>>77234560
mine is most definitely taking the dick. shes the worst because she doesn't have standards. she will fuck anyone that gives her attention.
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Reminder that John Sutton got robbed of an Origin spot in 2013
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>letting sutton barge over
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>>77234573
It's true, I was fucked up for ages, started going outside and exercised. Felt way better.
What were you in for m80?
>>77234576
Sounds like someone worth pinning over then m8
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My first oneitis gf for 6 months had borderline personality disorder and made me feel like a god for a while then started being a huge cunt to me and i was confused as fuck
Ive watched her do the same thing to 4 other long term boyfriends since me, kek
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>>77234592
i think you mean 'pining'. although i would like to 'pin' her down.
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>>77234623
>borderline personality disorder
They seriously need to teach guys about that in school.
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>>77234623
i have based BPD
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Did everyone just see 300 game man shoving his hand between that guys legs in that tackle or was it just me?
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Going to a strip club by myself tomorrow night.
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>>77234634
its mental, they reckon only a minority of girls have it but id say its closer to a majority
>>77234635
LONDON
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Wish I was a girl, lads.
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>>77234657
Where are you? I'll come with
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Tsundere is the BEST archtype lads
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If a potential employer has to do a background check on applicants what does this involve? When you get your ID scanned at a licensed venue does that information stay attached to your licence number, and then anyone who does a background check on you will see where you've been, including strip clubs?
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>>77234665
Mackay, Queensland, Australia.
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>>77234688
There would be major privacy issues with that I think. Background checks are things like police checks I think m8.
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It means they ask google to check your most common exhentai tags
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>>77234704
Shit wrong state, was born there though hey.
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>>77234705
But then how do other licensed venues know where you've been when you get your ID scanned? It must be attached to your ID and anyone can look it up.
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Just saw the women in league logo on the field and decided to start respecting women lads
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i had to get a background check and legit shit myself cause i really did have an AVO on me but that doesnt come up cause its not a crime
based non criminal but still prohibative orders
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Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
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>>77234728
I didn't know they tracked where you've been? I thought they just grabbed your ID so if you start shit they have your face and license to track you down. First I'm hearing about them tracking you.
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going to bed. its easier to just sleep because i dont think about her. after years of being alone i never thought a female would have this effect on me. goodnite
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i shouldve fake converted to islam and married my muslim gf lads. she was tops. bit of fake praying and shit wouldve been well worth having a loving wife and mother. plus she was rich. next time i wont be so steadfast in my loyalty to agnosticism.
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>>77234749
As soon as your ID is scanned they can see where you've been and if you've been involved in any incidents at other places and if you are banned from anywhere.
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>>77234761
goodnight
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>>77234767
Oh shit well there you go, didn't know that.
I doubt that shit would come up for a background check though.
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>>77234761
You need to talk to another girl and replace her even if it's a e-girl or whatever, stop fixating on this bitch
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Wish I had a girlfriend.
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I tipped soufs lads
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>fuckin shit fuckin shit
Going to sue channel 9 for broadcasting this filth when my young children can hear it
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>300 game man wide open
>Don't give it to him
Ice cold
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Wish i had a friend
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>>77234539
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>>77234813
I'm your friend, we're going to the strip club together
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>>77234789
right up until she makes you go out with her friends
nah its alright, getting tired of being single, just gotta finish uni then im inheriting 400k and will buy an apartment and get a gf
CAPTCHA IS A FUCKING JOKE!
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>>77234688
Yeah. All your employers are gonna know you've visited 'Boys2Men Gentlemens Club"
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I invited you cunts to come watch origin in my hotel room in sydney cbd and none of you came, fags
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>>77234827
>inheriting 400k
I'm jealous and hope she takes half your shit out of spite
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>>77234822
>Virginwalk Angel ArrowsonON! Mute present 10 past 10
that doesn't make much sense m8
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>>77234837
Didn't know you were serious and sounded like I'd get raped/rolled
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>>77234837
Which hotel?
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>>77234838
the way its setup shes unable to take anything, using trusts lad
a defacto could fuck me over a bit, so id have to break up before defacto seems likely if i dont want to marry her
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>>77234851
rydges world square
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>>77234859
I'm just jealous is all
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the only acceptable races to be in this country are white, any type of white european, asian and wog (excludes any type of arab).
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You become defacto after 12 months m8
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>coconut drops the ball
Sick of this show desu
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>>77234867
I'll come if your there in a few weeks
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>>77234870
400k doesnt go far in sydney mate. but yeah getting a free apartment is better than not.
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>>77234876
>tfw my ex had the most perfect little girl and i was looking forward to being her stepdad even though she already has a father that she is close with
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>>77234876
im LAWGOD lad i know the laws. defacto isnt 12 months, its nothing objective, its a subjective term that the courts decide exists based on examining the relationship as a whole
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>>77234895
Spotted a pedophile lads
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>>77234893
My brothers house was 390k and is a really really nice place. But I guess you're right. I'm not getting any inheritance or anything ever hence jealously but I do hope you do well in life of course
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>>77234904
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/fla1975114/s4aa.html
LAWGOD dropping elite legislation
> (1) A person is in a de facto relationship with another person if: (c) having regard to all the circumstances of their relationship, they have a relationship as a couple living together on a genuine domestic basis.
> (2) Those circumstances may include any or all of the following:
>huge list of criteria here
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time to post her insta so you can all see why i am obsessed with her
you cunts ready to fap?
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Calling yourself lawgod is so fucking gay, can't you just be an anon. You seem like an ok guy apart from that and the blogs. Just be an anon <3.
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>>77234927
>inb4 you post some random cunts info with no proof you have any relation at all
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>>77234914
cheers you too bud. i had a really bad teenage and early 20s but ive turned things around and im positioned myself for the best life possible. could be better, could be much worse.
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>>77234933
/thread
if not I'm going to post her picture all the time on the thread hehe
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did you cunts know that courts can dismantle your company or trusts to give your divorced or defacto partner some of your assets?
family law is fucking retarded it can take money from anything it touches, literally can dissolve a company if they want just to pay out your girl
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>>77234912
she's such a great kid though. liking kids doesn't mean you want to fuck them, you SJW piece of shit.
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There ya go, see people will know who you are but you aren't being gay.
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You can't trust a bloke that gives himself a nickname lads
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Is it a good idea to marry a 28 year old womanchild covered in tattoos that had two affairs whilst being engaged to the father of her child?
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>>77234970
its not a good idea cunt its a great idea
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>>77234978
I feel like I am the sort of guy that needs this level of danger and excitement in a relationship. Normal nice girls are boring.
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>>77234998
Sounds like me, it'll end in tears if you're lucky though.
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>>77234892
work only has enough budget to allow me to travel down once every quarter
so it'll be like december before im down there again
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>>77234998
sounds like youre retarded
i used to do lots of dumb shit, not sure when it stopped exactly, but now im all about avoiding dumb shit. i think it was probably when my friends started going to jail and i didnt want to goto jail. you learn to avoid people who are drama and gravitate towards people who have their shit together and clean pasts.
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>>77235017
I don't have my shit together and I don't think that I ever will. It depends on what you classify as 'drama' but for me, I don't like what I classify as drama but I like crazy shit. I like the kind of girl that will get kicked out of a nightclub for stabbing someone with her stiletto.
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>>77235037
get your shit together and learn to appreciate sensible people. rule of thumb for me is if i wouldnt want a person around my children or my grandparents i dont choose to spend time with them.
obviously you cant avoid all people but choosing to spend time with grubs will get grubs on you.
lie with dogs get fleas.
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god the professor is so shit
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Fucking media grubs lads
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>>77235050
What if I have found someone that is in between what you call a grub and a good person?
Let's say for instance, a former prostitute that still managed to look after her daughter really well whilst being an ice addict?
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>when youre stalking her on instagram and find out her friend is going through chemotherapy
hope she pulls through lads
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>>77235083
thats not even close to a good person, thats a junkie
based junkie poster
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>>77235098
She has chronic mental illness though. She literally can't help it. At first, I thought she was just being a cold bitch but after I learned about what she has been through and what she continues to struggle with, I made the assertion that she is a good but troubled person.
Is there seriously anything wrong with that?
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>>77235083
>really well
That kid is going to fucked up
I had a alcoholic mother and I'm here. That should be all you need to know.
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>>77235113
I had a good upbringing and I am here. Your point?
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>>77235112
yes mental illness is not her fault maybe but also not a reason to ignore her problems and allow her problems to become your problems
keep grubs away from you at all times
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>>77235125
My point still stands as you're an exception.
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>>77235149
I want to rescue her though.
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Knights dynasty will begin after the Wests takeover
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>>77235152
Alcoholism is a bit different. This kid has no idea her mother was an ice addict. Nobody would have guessed she was on it except for the fact that she lost a lot of weight but she always looked good. She is off it now and recovering so her daughter is never going to know unless she tells her. Alcoholism is in your face and it rarely ever gets cured.
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>>77235162
shit i better start playing the pokies again so i can help us sign some good players
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>>77235180
Well we'll see I guess, you really need to find another girl or a hobby or exercise this shit ain't healthy you need to move on mate.
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>>77235187
come to wests new lambton tomorrow night
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>>77235203
dont have id atm lad. who are you? are you that lad that lives in new lambton?
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>>77235210
no im not josh reynolds
if you can get a mates ID and wests member card you can get in
just flash them to the guy at the counter as you walk in
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>>77235210
show your prison ID to them
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>>77235202
I know. It's coming up to a year since I first met her. I have LITERALLY thought about her every day since then. She consumed my thoughts for most of the day as well. I went from not giving a shit about women to this... There is definitely something wrong with me and most definitely something wrong with her and maybe that is why we didn't work out but I want it to work out. Even though she told me to move on...
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>>77235242
i talked to someone on here a couple of years ago that was in the rugby threads. he said he lived in new lambton. maybe you're the lad that lives in jesmond...
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>>77235272
yeah I live in jeso
there was also someone that lived in north lambton/waratah west
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how do I pick up a hot abbo chick
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>>77235297
jesmond is little syria now
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I know she still thinks about me, lads. She told me months ago that she always thinks about me. She told me that nobody has kissed her and gave her goosebumps like I did. Surely that counts for something, right?
Why can't she have some sympathy and empathy for what I was going through during that time. I know I said awful things to her but isn't it normal to be a cunt when you are in hell...
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>>77235312
it's cheap to rent because there are 2 (two) housing commissions within 500m of each other
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>>77235308
tell them you'll give all your money to everyone in their family, pay for their lawyers, let them live rent free in your house and let them trash it, provide all their habbits like smokes and alcohol and pay for all their food, give them a brand new car every 2 weeks after they've ruined it and to get them over tell them you just got some premium unleaded for them.
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>>77235352
are you at uni?
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>>77235252
There is nothing wrong with you mate, I've been through the same shit twice and yeah it fucking sucks but you'll get through it.
I don't want to be a cunt but it isn't going to work out. Stop looking for hidden meanings or rationalize things.
I'm guessing every time you think about her you try push her away and try to not think about her. It might be different for everyone but you might want to consider confronting those thoughts, think them through if you want. Think of the worst times you had and be relieved that you don't have to do that bullshit anymore, think of the best times and be happy you had them and know you'll have happier times if you put the work in.
The most important thing is to start focusing on yourself. It's time to think about yourself alright. Become a selfish cunt. Everyday do something no matter how little to move forward from where you are now. Want to have a bottle of coke or some shit, have a glass of water instead. Can be the littlest shit but you improved that day so you should be happy. Work you way up. An anon said exercise is good and it is, it helped me so much so consider that if you can.
I bet every guy has been through something similar with girls in their lives. You'll be right mate.
Don't be a cunt and reply with it's too hard, I just wasted like 10 minutes typing this shit for you so make an effort alright.
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>>77235376
yes
ill be going to the in town campus in sem 2 tho
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>>77235411
nice. studying what?
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>>77235467
bus/com
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I've just used trivago to book a room for next weekend. Gonna go out and hopefully get a girl to want to fuck me again, but this time I'm prepared.
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>>77235537
boring
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>>77235586
primary teaching student #59495996999669999999 detected
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>>77235600
i'm an artist m8
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>>77235606
the only art you do is to the cum on your face after you milk your dad every night
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>LEDS GHED THIS BAD BOI DO 1000
pathetic
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>>77235380
I don't think you understand what mental illness is and what it does to people. I have a serious condition.
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>>77235632
worse PP trip ever
wish cricketfan69 would go to your house and crave your PP skull in
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>>77235627
great reply
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Didn't read any of the blog posting lads
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>>77235648
Hey arsehole, get fucked
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>>77235668
you would like that wouldn't you
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>tfw havent been able to bost in the last 2 days because of some connection error to the site
I'm back
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Reminder that this is Shitspouter's Lastfm account and he is a literal neckbeard ugly cunt.
https://www.last.fm/user/toementor
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>>77235673
Pick your peanut brain up out of the gutter
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>>77235685
haha yeah mate thats me alright
*pisses on you*
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was gonna go to the Cowboys game tomorrow lads but I'm too autistic Tbh
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rape.murder
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>>77235637
Maybe so but it's still good advice, keep wallowing in your shit though.
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>>77235572
Good lad.
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might as well
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I only consume Swiss chocolate.
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hey
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asl?
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>>77235722
Go and bring a /nrl/ banner so we can spot you
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18/f/nz
u??
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14/f/cali
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haha lol
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so whats up hehe
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want 2 cyba?
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walkie u up m8
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ok :D
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Last for fridged kiwis
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im naked
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Last for watching planet of the apes
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I'm in my underwear :@
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Bit cold. Got stiff nips
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give your love to a cowboy man (man)
he's gonna love ya all as he can (can)
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It's so cold there are ice barnicle things on my thingy down there
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Last for based BroncGODS
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my belly is full of pringles, chocy and biccies.
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My belly is full of 7 beers and I fell sober
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why is lindt so smooth lads
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The double barreled shotgun held by the lindt cafe terrorist was a smooth bore I promise you that.
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are you somehow implying lindt is bad because of that incident?
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Yes, the lindt staff should have been ex commando operatives capable of killing the terroist with a bar of chocolate
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i bet you think cadburys is quality chocolate
>>
Whittaker's
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might go to the brothel and see if my ex is working
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I don't eat chocolate it gives me pimples even though I'm 30 years old.
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i have really bad pimples on my ass and my bf likes to pop them while he licks my butthole
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>>77237716
based walkie
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Last for based LawGOD he is so smart and amazing
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really would not mind a nice fat cock up my ass. a nice big thick 7 inch cut cock would do the trick.
either that or watching my ex get railed by the guy she was seeing after we broke up.
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Thats me but just like you don't dip your dick in crazy you don't dip your dick in desperate man arse
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>>77237900
fucking crazy girls is where it's at you utter pleb. what the fuck do you get out of fucking normal girls? they are always so fucking boring in bed. especially really hot ones, they never make an effort.
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>>77237929
That is a young mans game, I'm too long in the tooth for that.
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>>77237944
so you like your woman to lay back on the bed like a dead fish?
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Any holes a goal
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so why not fuck crazy sluts then, moron.
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Just watched The Saint again and it made me depressed lads
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going for a walk
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Last for getting raped by the APEX gang.
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>living in lelbourne
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