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who is your favorite female fighter?

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Spohn vs De Anda
O’Malley vs Khashakyan
Le vs Stojadinovic
Outlaw vs Cora
Hamilton vs Kenney

>>77195076
lol every day this loser sits here for 18 hours straight

Get a fucking life, you fatfuck nigger.

>>77195076
>couldn't submit the most submittable fighter in her division

Have you apologised to Calderwood yet for your slanderous assertion that she'd get choked unconscious?

>>77195076
Quit it with your pedophilia yeah?

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>>77195076
Oh fuck guys she wants to talk boxing
Did I autism ???

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWrV3sBDD2L/
How has Tony not been diagnosed with something thpinal yet?

>>77195194
this would be nice why not post a current photo of her?

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Jones is a fucking savage. I love him.

>>77195198
You spelled Conor's name wrong so you've already exposed yourself.

>>77195198
She's clearly a coalburner lad, you just blew your chance.

>>77195198
lol i woulda got hell technical showing of my fight knowledge to impress her

she has a snoz as well

>>77195198
>connors

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>>77195171
Spohn
O'Malley
Thanh Le
Outlaw
Hamilton

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>>77195198
>Not being part of the money team

What a loser lol

>>77195216
hahahhaha old school jon

>>77195220
>She's clearly a coalburner
whitebois projecting their fantasies onto everyone these days

Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

15% to publicist
10-15% to manager
15% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as around

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still good money, tho.

>>77195240
>>77195252
Wow you really are a pedophile

>>77195240
SUCK SHIT PEDO CUNT

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>>77195216

>>77195198
At least you didn't say "blablabla" "dodging bla bla bla counter"
What you said reminds me of what Connor would say
Good bantz/10

>people just now figuring out the nigger spammer is a pedo

I've been saying this for a while.

>>77195257

only money that will be taken from his earnings is dana and tax

>>77195294
hopefully the janny deals with him

>>77195274
>>77195300
Can you stop doing this? What's wrong with you?

Baby_cynthia.jpg triggers the spammer, thanks CalendarBro!

Conor vs GSP when?

>>77195314
just report him and don't give him attention

>>77195311
The janny is a pedo too. That's why he became a janny, so he can look at CP.

>>77195300
Pena is living proof that if you a woman isn't obese, some absolute retards will find her attractive.

>>77195329
December.

>>77195332
I don't report him because I want him to be able to take our picks.

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My girl's bagwork

HARDY WORK!!!

Lads were there ever any numbers released for the last Bellator PPV? Can't find anything about it which makes me think it bommbed harder than downtown Baghdad on market day

>>77195339
No one cares that you're a virgin that hates women.

>>77195242
I'm E14, so its pretty much a 10 minute bus ride for me. I went there a couple of times before the exam. Its pretty good desu.

I guess you can take DLR and that would be like 20 minutes.

>>77195369
they didn't release the ppv numbers

>>77195369
Probably did Aldo numbers

>>77195372
Unironically looks like a dude.
>>77195373
Nobody cares that you have garbage taste.

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>>77195369
>bong attempting jokes about muzzies blowing things up
that joke bombed worse than an ariana grande concert

*points at the easy work*

>>77195216
>savage
kys

>>77195430
Maybe stop spamming pictures of little girls on 4chan

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who is your favorite current champion?

Everyone ITT: Fast Food

Me: Home-cooked meal

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>tfw h8rs deny Schaub's success

>>77195339
She's hardly the ugliest girl that gets posted here, also shes thicc and you're just a huge faggot so kys

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What emotion is he trying to convey?

Elkins vs Bermudez

Who do you got in this potential spicy banger?

>>77195470
He's incredibly successful at making himself out to be a moron. For sure, 100%.

>>77195479
>I'm a faggot because I'm not attracted to a woman who looks like a man.

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I'm really fucking up now

>>77195491
You're a faggot because you like dicks in your mouth.

>>77195492
What are you doing you eejit? Literally say that you are a home cooked meal and see how she reacts

>>77195492
Showed your power level too fast. She is going to have no idea what you're talking about. Abort now and cut your losses.

>>77195492
seriously, just heem yourself

>>77195492
Tell her you could heem Conor and he wouldn't be able to handle your angles.

>>77195499
Then I'd probably want to suck off Pena.

>>77195369
Chael said it was around 250k on mmahour

>>77195511
Wow if he isn't lying that is very impressive.

>>77195492
>jenalyssa
tell her she has a stupid name and you would heem her father

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>>77195490
Cute boyo

>>77195511
>>77195518
Lol if that was true you wouldn't be hearing it from Chael first. Ben Askren and Sean Wheelock said the ppv did quite poorly.

>>77195492
This is even more embarrassing than loooooooool

>>77195492
Step your game up you punk

Like em or love me you can't deny that this is 100% correct.

https://youtu.be/HsjOD9MZ6fE
https://youtu.be/HsjOD9MZ6fE

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>>77195171
De Anda
Khashakyan
Stojadinovic
Outlaw
Hamilton

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>>77195533

Finally I know where Shogun MFWing at Conor flexing comes from.

Would you watch a sitcom about the adventures of Conor, Gunnar, and Artem?

>>77195257
why do you keep reposting this
and why do you think all those people would be getting a percentage? and not just some fixed price
seems really retarded

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>>77195171
De Abda
Kazakstan
Le
Outlaw
Kenny

>>77195492
cmon nigger, conor is a manlet

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****SPAGHETTI PILE TIPS***

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>>77195604
Wow this is just horrible

>>77195604
honestly this was your best response yet

>>77195604
If you're good looking you would pull this off.

>>77195604
Dude do yourself a favor and read what you wrote out loud before you send it

>>77195611
he is or she would not be there

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>How about I teach you a hold or two. You can tap out ;)

>>77195161
SE13

>>77195608
He runs game better then floyd m8
Mctapout, wheres nate Diaz?

>>77195604

honestly this is pretty funny. you could have worded it better but you had the right idea. if she's game she'll bite, if not, fook her.

>>77195604
Ask her if she'd like the good o'l lickeroo

>>77195604
ask her if she's a fan of the rear naked choke. or if you're feeling cheeky ask her if she's a fan of getting choked while naked.

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Oh no

>>77195741
pls dont be real, still my boy they don't call him the sister pfister for nothing

>>77195604
Fucking zilch

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>>77195741
Is Pfisting you sister considered an assault on family member in some states ?

>>77195604
Why are you making something so simple so hard? You didn't even answer the question.

>>77195733
Don't do this, in fact never do this ever.

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who should be the betting favorite randa markos or alexa grasso?

Todd Grisham was supposed to be commentator for UFC 213, did UFC pull the plug when he butchered that one fighters name?

>>77195798
tough call

how good is grasso's wrestling?

>>77195492
God you are such a faggot

>>77195481
that's the classic "im a dumb nigger, how do i make it seem like im something more than that" look. i live in an area with a lot of aspiring rappers so i see it all the time.

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>>77195798

>>77195799
No he wasn't.

>>77195809
t.whiteboi who got beat up a lot

>>77195798
Grasso. Markos is too inconsistent to be the favourite against anyone with a better ceiling than van Zant.

>>77195830
I want to breed with her

>>77195809
No Khalil just became very serious after getting memed on in his first two fights

>>77195368
is this the power of autism?

>>77195834
>australia
bet eveything on markos

>>77195832
Grisham and Stann were said to be commentating for 213???

>>77195833
im not white and i dont even like wypipo, that's the look tho. deny it all you want nigger

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>>77195492
jesus fucking christ, anon.

>>77195854
No

>>77195604
Is >>77195604 still here? We need an update!

i cant wait for the real GOAT to return lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSnwg4xF_T0

>>77195860
> i dont even like wypipo,

what did we do to you

>>77195853
Markos has lost to Karolina, Esparza, Penne, and Kish.

Throw away your money, the fuck do I care?

>>77195798
Is Felice Herrig actually legit for beating all these undefeated newcomers or were they just can crushing cans ?

>>77195853
Just about to say this 2bh

>>77195894
>markos lost to esparza

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UFC! UFC! UFC!

Heather can beat that Cuntillo ass now or in a year bby

HARDY WORK!!!!

>>77195911
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/7796/Randa-Markos-vs-Carla-Esparza

Check the record, bud. Nobody but you and four goobers think Markos won.

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>>77195786
>Don't do this, in fact never do this ever.
damn it, i want to see this train wreck develop further

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>>77195875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OY7baj4AU

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>>77195898
fuck with a former stripper at your own peril senpai

>>77195573
>and why do you think all those people would be getting a percentage? and not just some fixed price
Industry standard is percentage, that's just how it works. Very low-level, like local contests, you might find someone to work for a set fee, but not at this level.

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>>77195959
>white women not named jenna jameson getting ass tattoos
JUST

>>77195573
>why do you keep posting this
He get (you)s every time

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>>77195883
industrialization, modernity, post-industrial economies, global hegemony of deracination and atomization. the fact that plenty of white people are suffering these things doesn't make it not their fault.

i wish to sit in my house and hear the dogs barking in the next village over and be content having never seen it. fuck you white devils.

>>77195875
lel at the manlet getting shoved the fuck away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_WWMTR9LU

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>>77195257
No one in the UFC has shown as much heart will power and sheer determination as Bisping. Most fighters woulda walked away from the sport after Hendo KO or at least eased his way back.

Most fighters woulda thrown in the towel after the Anderson knee not go hell for leather in the next two rounds to close out the fight.

Who other then The Count coulda believed he could beat Rockhold after losing to him in the way he did?

Who but Bisping could eat 2* H-bombs and still come back and out work him for a win and avenge a loss that could have negatively shaped his entire career?

He isn't the best fighter kicking around but by god he is a warrior who never gives up and if I had to go to war he would be one dude you would want at your side.

He is the Champ and he can say whatever the fuck he wants about whoever the fuck he wants

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>tfw i could heem every here

>>77195979
what is stopping you from moving into the middle of nowhere in africa?

>>77195461
Stipe

>>77195304
lol
you've got a lot to learn about the world, kiddo.
he's got a publicist, a manager, an agent - you figure those people are volunteers? how young are you?

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>>77195894
Markos is the most inconsistent fighter I've ever seen, on paper she should beat grasso but she won her last fight and hasn't strung consecutive wins together in the ufc

>>77196009
Audie Auttar is all three of those things and he certainly is not going to get 30% lmao

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>>77195988
The longer the beard the more evil the Jon

>>77196002
>t. idiot reductionist western individualist faggot autist point-misser
ill kill u

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>>77196000
>armbro
>that baby chest
bro i would wrestlefuck ground and pound you like lesnar did to mir at ufc 100

>>77195329
If Conor beats Mayweather, then GSP/Conor would be great.
Normally Conor wouldn't have much of a chance, but with GSP out for what is it now, like four years?
That's going to affect anyone and should even things out between them, if not tip it in Conor's favour.

>>77195963
the more money you have, the more choices you have as well
why would you pay millions if you could choose?
I can understand the percentages if you are getting paid peanuts, but its a 100 mil fight

>>77196034
what are you suffering from exactly? too much of a good thing? I don't get it
you are free to leave all of this behind if you choose to do so

>Anderson Silva: 10 defenses
>Chris Weidman: 3 defenses
>Michael Bisping: 1 defenses
>Luke Rockhold:

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>>77196036
feel free to post a pic of yourself, coward

>>77196070
Luke and michael both got KOed in their defense though

>>77196080
I don't think so sweetie

>>77196087
What did I tell you about calling me sweetie you fucking weirdo

>>77196093
Sorry honey

>>77196093

not him but take it easy, sweetheart

>>77196098
>>77196104
Don't ever (YOU) me again you dorks, have I made myself clear this time!

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>>77195198
>laddy

Yanks were a mistake

>>77196093
>>77196098
>>77196104
not me >>77196080
but don't call me sweetie weirdo

>>77196111
You seem grumpy, go take a nap. Thanks sugar.

>>77196069
>I don't get it
yup
>you are free to leave all of this behind
idiot do you think you can just recreate a milieu by yourself? next you will suggest i start an "independent commune." you cannot go back to the past but that does not mean you must love those that created the intolerable present.

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>>77195198
>Volleyball ey?
>Ey. Volleyball.

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>>77196077
>mfw I had that phone but not those abs

>>77196127
Lol you're such a dork

>>77195604
wew

>>77195198
You are such an enormous faggot I fucking hate you so much

>>77196052
The higher you go the more you need the best people - and those people all work for a percentage.

>>77196032
Auttar is an agent. He'll do what an agent does. A publicist will do a publicist's job, and a manager does a manager's job. Unless you're on the bottom rung of the ladder you won't have one person doing all those things.
There simply isn't time to get everything done - or to maintain networks in three different professions.
One thing missing from this list

>>77195257

is a lawyer.
They're not cheap, and for a fight like this they'd have been pretty busy for a long time. That's very spendy.

>>77195604
You still there? Did she unmatch you?

>>77195505
What power level, dude can't even spell Conor's name right, I don't think he knows shit all

>>77196127
there are plenty of people living in conditions that are middle ages tier
can you expound upon what you are looking for exactly? also what about the amish for example?
they are practically living in the past
so you can start independent communes, with a few caveats

Whens cheap tuesdays start?

I CANT FUCKING SLEEP AAAAARHGGGGGGGGGG

>>77196171
What time is it in Russia now?

>>77196150
You are honestly really really stupid for not only that list but actually thinking almost half of conors earnings go to PR lmao

Like really really stupid

>>77196171
just under 3 bongs I think

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>>77195198
>"connors"
>calling a girl "laddy"

>>77196177
12:11am

Does Dana White hate Scott Coker?

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>>77196192

>>77196210
Thanks for using my OC Lewandowski

>>77196209
doubt it, probably a lot of mutual respect there

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You can cut one UFC fighter. Pick one.

>>77196226
Cyborg, women's 145 is unnecessary

>>77196226
jake the juggernaught

for his health

>>77196226
Demian Maia, P4P most boring fighter

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>>77196226

>>77196226
Josh Barnett. I want to see him in RIZIN.

>>77196156
i don't extol the primitive for its own sake. it's just a matter of history that the great mistakes which have led to this present occurred at a time of relative technological limitation. Just because Nominalism took off in the 13th century doesn't mean i wish to live like a 13th century dirt farmer. or an 18th century dirt farmer, either. duh.

>>77196251
what do you mean? you've never done bjj I assume

>>77196276
so you just keep whining and whining
you also somehow imply that these "mistakes" are permanent and can not be fixed in any way
what are these mistakes?

Who wins in a fight Ben askren or Colby Covington?

>>77196226
Travis Browne

>>77196226
Mcgregor

>>77196309
Askren mauls him
But at the same time it'd be nice to see Askren get some legit competition

>>77196309
People with insomnia

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>>77196294
I only swang n bang, jabs are a waste!

>>77196306
you're the one who keeps asking, retard.
and i didn't say the mistakes were permanent, merely that you can't recreate the past, because that's what you fixated on as a stupid reductionist faggot.
>what are these mistakes?
first among them, Nominalism.

>>77196309
i haven't watched askren since bellator but i hear he just man handles dudes in one championship

>>77196309
>>77196333
Askren will have the edge in wrestling but Colby is a better striker and might have the cardio edge too.

Any of you goofs remember when UFC tried so hard to push Charlie Brennaman? Curly headed fuck kept getting slept

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>>77196226
Sage, for his health (all those PED's, fuck; pic related)

Conor, for the health of MMA (if he loses to Mayweather, MMA will have a hard time recovering)

>>77195377
Yeah man it's simple for me to get there. What class did you do?

>>77196343
christ you are a faggot

>merely that you can't recreate the past
what the fuck do you mean? you can recreate a community that does this like they were done in the past, there is nothing stopping you
are you saying you can not forget something that you already know? because I don't think that is true either

what is your problem with nominalism and how does it affect your everyday life? or society?
Nominalism is a philosophical position, I just don't understand how this can be construed as a mistake?
somebody thought of something and told it to somebody else, and now the world is shit
what in the fuck

>>77196346
Both of them would just try and wrestle fuck each other
>>77196352
No but I remember him derailing story's hype train

>>77196385
Askren would, because his striking sucks, but Colby is more comfortable on the feet and would likely mix it up more. Askren's probably the better wrestler, but Colby's would likely be good enough to cancel it out.

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>>77196382
you're unironically a brainlet. you can't even deduce a basic causal connection between philosophy and history. like, you're not even MIDDLE brow, you're just an enthusiastically benighted moron.

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>>77196343
>>77196382

to add to this, at first you start whining about white people deciding they don't want to live in mudhuts anymore and also advance philosophically in their spare time

for some reason this is very bad
fortunately for you, the way things are going, white people will be extinct in a century or two, and after a while humans will probably stagnate back to living in mud huts (assuming the asians don't get enrichened)

I'm sure all these philosophical positions will be forgotten as well and your ancestors will be worshipping whatever mumbo jumbo you think is good, or not a "problem"

https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/887424327515160576/video/1

Deal with it nerds.

>>77196464
>deal with it
By ignoring Brando entirely? Will do.

>>77196464
Anyone who actually thinks there's a case for a NC is a fucking moron

>>77196464
Wow, he's actually making a decent point

>>77196484
Schaub nailed it again!
>>77196482
Scram h8r.

>>77196493
Go back to r/thefighterandthekid if you want a hugbox you fucking dork.

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>>77196456
you keep repeating the word nominalism
to start with, nominalism can mean many things
second, you somehow seem to imply that the notion of nominalism has led to numerous negative consequences in the modern world, but to me this is not so obvious (and I doubt it is to most people as most people don't even know what the word nominalism means)

but don't worry, you'll get your mudhuts back soon

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Hardy > PVZ

HARDY WORK !!!

>>77196226
jon bones jones.

it's time to move on. no more dissappointments

>>77196491
What did he say?

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>>77196464

>>77196500
>g-go away
Scram h8r.

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>>77196464
For sure I thought that karate stance was unbeatable my guy

>>77196521
Pretty much that gunnar should have backed off and told the ref he was eyepoked and that they cant really rule it as a NC

Is it just me, or does Shwab always sit like an effeminate beta male? He pulls his limbs toward himself, afraid to take up space.

>>77196537
but gunnar got punched in the face not eye poked

Just saying this dan hardy is a great commentator talks heaps about stand up not just joe rogan tier ground fighting only

>>77195924
Holy shit, how does Bellator let their fighters say stuff like this?

>>77196552
Alphas don't need to overcompensate with posture you dork. He knows he could heem every person in any room he walks into.

>>77196566
anythings better than Dominick "every little autistic detail" Cruz

>>77196575
what if the room has Roy Nelson?

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>>77196294
ur opinion=wgaf

>People who commit suicide, the real gangsters, they don't tell anyone. The people who tell someone they want help, they don't want to die.

Do you think Schaub ever listens to what he says and thinks "What the hell did I just say?"

>>77196152
He's fucking her right now dumbfucks

>>77196597
Have some respect, he has serious brain damage

>>77196575
>Alphas don't need to overcompensate with posture you dork.

So is Conor *not* alpha, then?

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Find a flaw.

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>>77196536
How will McGregor react to a karate stance for real?

>>77196576
I don't mind cruz either i think he will get better once he retires from fighting

>>77196607
Lol he's a manlet

>>77196575
>>77196591


what if mark hunt was in that room

>>77196608
What the fuck is going on with wBW?

>Diaz out of the top five at LW

kek

>>77196608
How the fuck is Jones 7th p4p ? Either have him back on top or don't have him at all

>>77196621
https://youtu.be/de8t0S59jEc
>>77196591
USADAd and gadooshed

>>77196621
>For sure, I match up real well with brock my man, 100%

>>77196463
>>77196501

>first you start whining about white people deciding they don't want to live in mudhuts anymore
nope
>advance philosophically
if you think nominalism advanced philosophy you are part of the problem. in fact it was the death of philosophy.
>fortunately for you, the way things are going, white people will be extinct in a century or two
not my wish, and ultimately just another result of western nominalist """""philosophy"""""
>your ancestors will be worshipping
what my ancestors did already occurred you buffoon

you're so dumb you don't know how dumb you are. have fun unknowingly contributing to your own people's demise.

>you somehow seem to imply that the notion of nominalism has led to numerous negative consequences in the modern world, but to me this is not so obvious
here's a basic sketch
nominalism unseated metaphysics which led to cartesian bullshit which led to the worship of empiricism to the detriment of rationalism and ultimately the rejection of Tradition big T (including the entirety of classical philosophy) altogether.

the causes of your understandable demographic panic have deeper roots than you realize.

>>77196608
I hope they match up calvillo with herrig next

>>77196608
Cynthia and Jojo both should have been dropped from the rankings.

>>77196645
This is the gayest shit I've ever read literally no one gives a fuck you enormous faggot

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>>77196635
That video is more homosexual than DC giving the Jon bag a handjob.

>>77196608
Oddly enough these rankings make more sense to me than the most recent sherdog ones

>>77196592
thats not me, don't do bjj at the moment but I've done it before and its quite fun (just muay thai right now)

I don't really understand people who don't like grappling/bjj that watch mma
why don't you just watch kickboxing/muay thai then? that seems to be what you care about

>>77196661
https://youtu.be/E_TO51DKIyI

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>>77196659
thanks for the (You)

>>77196654
nah i bet they do Cynthia-Karolina

>>77196675
Oh for sure no-one has ever talked shit about a fighter and then not signed a contract.

>>77196682
Imagine if she gets Karolina to the floor and still completely fails to RNC her.

>>77196681
No problem bud

>>77196695
Oh for sure you're another desperate h8r in shambles.

>>77196368
beginners BJJ, I think its about £15 per session but you can always buy a monthly membership which would probably be cheaper per session if you go a lot

>>77196682
I think karolina would wreck her shit but I could see how it might be a winnable fight for her

>>77196500
r/thefighterandthekid hates schaub though lol

>>77196708
The facts are that Schaub is like a woman with the way he sits. Why do you hate women? Why do you consider that a bad thing?

>>77196713
>karolina would wreck her shit
did you miss Gadelha/Karolina or something?

>>77196645
so basically science/modern philosophy is shit because it keeps changing
thats pretty retarded
you actually believe you can say anything about the real world without empiricism?

one of the reasons for this demographic shift is the worship of equalism, which is just not scientific
so the actual problem is too little scientific thought in the general populatioin, not too much of it

>>77196714
I'm surprised at leddit not being completely retarded then.

>>77196716
The fact is your fingers are covered in cheetoh dust and you're an obese virgin. Do you think those things are related?

>>77196608
Women in P4P
Choi above Elkins
Condit in top 5
LaFlare being ranked
Giblert being Ranked

Whos your current boy (only allowed 1)

For me its platinum.

>>77196710
Cool I might give it a go. The submission wrestling though, not BJJ.

>>77196736
Laflare is 13-1 and only ever lost to Maia.

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>>77196739

>>77196742
fair enough, I think they are both kinda similar. Have you done grappling before?

>>77196713
Karolina could win a decision but she's not wrecking anyone, if it goes to the ground its over for her

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I could reveal why Felice Herrig was flashing her ass that day(with a 4 min video) but only if you accept Heather Hardy as the Queen of /heem

HARDY QUEEN!!!

>>77196734
The only hater here is you, my friend. You need to let go of the hate in your heart that's been introduced to you by this Schaub character. He's a terrible influence.

>>77196720
>so basically science/modern philosophy is shit because it keeps changing
not at all what i said or implied
>you actually believe you can say anything about the real world without empiricism?
didn't say that empiricism was bad
>so the actual problem is too little scientific thought in the general populatioin, not too much of it
didn't say too much science was the problem either

how about you actually pay attention to what is being said instead of pretending i'm saying stuff you've rehearsed responses to a hundred times. fuckin brainlet.

>>77196759
Alright deal.

>>77196716
Comparing gadelha and calvillo ground games is retarded

>>77196759
Stop posting this old hag and pay debts.

>>77196761
Clean your fingers, lose weight, and get laid you dork.

>>77196773
>all this hate
Your heart is heavy because it listens to Schaub. Remove him from your life and embrace love.

>>77196771
Are you seriously suggesting that Karolina wouldn't get subbed in the first if she fought Calvillo the same way she fought Gadelha?

>>77196773

why are shwabbers such babyshits?

Jones keeps mentioning his new love for Jiu Jitsu and how his ground game has developed leaps.

Do you think that will translate to him not trying as hard to stuff the takedown because he feels more comfortable on the ground?

>>77196780
>all this cheetoh dust
youre like a woman with your passive aggressive posts. Pathetic.
>>77196786
Why are all the h8rs obese virgins?

>>77196789
Not with Cormier
>i bet i could take you down

>>77196789
Doubt, playing guard from the bottom isn't a good strategy in MMA especially against a world class wrestler like DC.

If anything it may mean that Jones will pursue his own takedowns more. Also it may allow him to be more confident/wild in his striking if he trusts his BJJ in case he gets taken down.

>>77196780
That's exactly what I'm saying. Calvillo wouldn't even be able to get kk into the same position Claudia had her in

>>77196789
his last fight against OSP he did pull guard for a half second to just nail him with elbows and then spring up

Not sure if Jones should do that against DC

>>77196797
The difference between our lives is clear and obvious, and it's all down to your blind following of a con-artist. Open your eyes.

>>77196815
The difference is quite clear, you're an obese virgin and I'm not. Clean your fingers.

>>77196809
>Calvillo wouldn't even be able to get kk into the same position Claudia had her in

You literally cannot be serious rn.

Conor v.s. Tyron at Welterweight.

WHO

YOU

GOT

>>77196828
Why would Conor ever fight Tyron?

>>77196766
tradition is not be all end all
this is what you seem to be implying
you know the people who reject everything just because we have done something in a certain way before are just as wrong as the people who say all change is bad

the problem is still just too little rigorous scientific thought, even if it leads to uncomfortable positions

also you just going through the history of humans, I could just say that coming up with fire was the first mistake
I really don't understand what you are getting on here? what is your point
things are shit because ???
you want to live like the old days but not really because reasons (??)

>>77196834

For the belt, you goof.

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BASED

shwab was probably the worst HW of all time.

I guarantee you I would heem him in under 1 round, cheeto dust and all. let the facts trigger you.

>>77196839
Erm sorry sweetie, Tyron is getting backpacked.

>>77196834
chance to become the champ champ champ

Conor McGregor
Floyd Mayweather
Brendan Schaub
Tyron Woodley
Cynthia Calvillo
Nominalism

>>77196854
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>>77196822
Oh man I should have looked at your flag before I gave you all those (you)s

>>77196857
H8rs in shambles!

>>77196805
>>77196808
>>77196813
Yeah it sounds like a bad idea against DC, but people often come in with a heightened sense of confidence that leads to them making stupid decisions.
On his back is somewhere he didn't want to be before, but now, working from there, even subconsciously he may not work as hard to stop DC being on top. I don't know, I guess Jones is too high level for these sort of mistakes

>>77196840
i cant stand this faggot. cant wait until he gets heemed again for my entertainment.

>>77196869
>Calvillo wouldn't be able to outgrapple KK

Are you fucking high?

>>77196925
not me

>>77196925
shaub pissed himself a little bit in that photo

Why does Woodley always have a look on his face like he just overheard you saying "nigger" from two tables over?

>>77196939

imagine how bad oral springs smells

>>77196925
It's like on of those Bongo Sewer shops but it isn't even shopped, astounding

I NEED A COFFEE

fuck but i don't wanna wake the house up

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is this good form?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWsvZ8_F2jP/

>>77196959
I shower regularly and I'm not obese

>>77196966
eat some fruit

>>77196966

Just RNC everyone for 15-20 seconds before you start, they won't wake up that way.

>>77196974

you look like you stink senpai

>>77196988
You don't even know what I look like tho

>>77196990

>still denying

shit in your other hand

>>77196990
>>77196925

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>>77196835
i'm not saying tradition is the end all be all. i'm saying that completely abandoning tradition is huge mistake and that mistake has its own historical development. and like i said before its not even the chief mistake.
>you know the people who reject everything just because we have done something in a certain way before are just as wrong as the people who say all change is bad
??? ok

>the problem is still just too little rigorous scientific thought, even if it leads to uncomfortable positions
the problem isn't too much or too little of any one kind of discrete thought. it's the parceling out of thought in discrete areas in the first place.
>also you just going through the history of humans
i didn't realize that humanity was 800 years old.
>you want to live like the old days but not really because reasons
how is it possible to miss the point this badly when i've explicitly stated that that is not the case being made.

>I really don't understand what you are getting on here? what is your point
nominalism was a mistake [and wypipo exported that mistake and all its monstrous offspring to the rest of the world].

>>77196990
I've got a buddy that's from coral springs, going down there to visit next year sometime. Can I crash at your place?

Man I didn't even know Shogun tapped to Jones as the fight was called off

Don't have webm

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still a better attempt than loooooooool tbch

>>77196969
not for boxing, her shoulders are too squared up
but she's not a boxer

>>77197037
Damn she looks super old for a 19 year old

>>77197037

that's Wanderlei Silva in a wig

>>77197014
Wouldn't have any room for you, but we could chill maybe.

>muay thai is extremely overrated
-some brit on /heem/
do you agree?

>>77197037
Realistically if you invited a girl over for Fight Pass and Chill, what's the best fight to put on? Something not too interesting.

Local gym claims to follow Machida Karate

Should I ask if drinking piss for lost nutrients is part of the curriculum?

>>77197060
Only if you wear your tfatk t-shirt so I can recognize you