>Chris Smalling
>Actually quite tall
>Schweinsteiger
>1.83m
>190cm master race
>Actually his waist size
>Ronaldo
>Doesn't drink alcohol
>Michael Owen
>Hates films
>Redditor
>Posts on /sp/
>Drinkwater
>Actually drinks water
>Shane Long
>5ft 9
>Marc Albrighton
>Not very bright at all
>de gay
>has a gf
>Eric Berry
>not a fruit
>>77194353
>Shane Long
>3 inches
>luis boa morte
>not dead
>or good
>Tom Brady
>doesn't actually braid things
>>77194353
>Shane Long
>5ft9 penis
>this thread
>trash
>/sp/
>actually reddit
>>77194328
>>77196185
More like Kelli-Jean Retainwater hehehe
>>77194104
good post
>dickilous buttuskissutus
>his dick doesn't kiss butts
>not greek or roman
>>77193981
>rojo
>not a red skin
>jamal blackman
>is a black man