/trans/ 700 gorillion edition

1st for Ruri Saijo

> PUSY TO MAN U

Michael Zorc said Aubameyang stays at Dortmund (goal.com)

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can't wait la

xth for neymar to psg is legit

Barca is kill

>Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 27, has arrived in Turin to complete a £10m move to Italian champions Juventus. (Evening Standard)

Manchester United's French forward Anthony Martial, 21, may be used in a swap deal for Inter Milan winger Ivan Perisic, 28. (Gazzetta dello Sport)

>Inter Milan have included winger Ivan Perisic in their squad for the club's pre-season trip to China and Singapore. (Sky Sports)

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is staying Borussia Dortmund, according to Sky in Germany.

>Tottenham defender Kieran Trippier has signed a new five-year contract at the club. (Sky Sports)

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>>77191361
Ouch!

>>77191371
Some image Sky made when Klopp's Dortmund were doing real shit.

>>77191519
Newcastle 2bh

>>77191593
>failing FFP

it slipped lmao

>>77191763
>Manchester United's French forward Anthony Martial, 21, may be used in a swap deal for Inter Milan winger Ivan Perisic, 28. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
What went wrong? He was supposed to be the new Henry.

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>Welcome to the pub lads. What'll it be

-1 days to Game of Thrones lads

>>77192110
That's obviously not going to happen

>>77192115
Double Jameson and Coke please la'

>>77192110
>What went wrong?

women problems.

>>77192110
he scored twice less goals than his first manu year, but played twice less games....

Is Nerman really worth 220gorillions? What are your thoughts?

>>77192164
For PSG absolutly yes. He's huge in media and getting him would show that they are for "real".

>>77192164
the only player that should even be close to 220m is messi. its a beyond ridiculous price and shows how fucked football has become.

lol @ wenger getting rid of fabianski and chesney for peanuts
now left with cech (35) and manlet ospina, will have to shell out at least 30 mil for a new GK

>>77192183
anglo clubs are the reason why prices raised up like hell

>>77192164
No, last season was a poor season.

>>77192110
He is really the new Henry. He failed at Juve because they were making him play winger. He's doing everything like his idol.

lads

LADS

>Schalke

>>77192229
so move to Real, flop, be a goat at Liverpool ?

>>77192229
belgium speaks the truuuuf

>>77192164
For money laundering purposes, yes.

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>>77192239
>schalke

>>77192122
Twas meh 2bh

>>77192241
No, flop in Man U then become a star in Serie A. He's reverse Henry.

>>77192183
i dunno how it is for soccer, but with basketball lebron brought someshit like 2bil to miami and got paid 30m a year

neymar might be worth it

>go to bed fuming over United bias on BBC
>wake up
>Romelu Lukaku scores first Man Utd goal in friendly against Real Salt Lake

FUCKING BBC FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>77192268
alright lad calm down

>>77192268
after the keeper got cleared out by his own defender no less

>>77192110
Hes a striker that never plays upfront. The first season he plays there, which obviously will be away from man united with lukaku and rashford ahead of him, he will smash it and score 30 goals in a season.

Seriously, and I've asked this question before, how would Neymar be allowed to be transferred again when he's still under investigation for his money laundering transfer to Barcelona?
It makes no fucking sense. You just know he's going to pocket so much cash again and not pay due taxes.

>>77192253
Ist episode is always lackluster, it's just a catchup of all the main characters and plotlines

>>77192268
>go to bed fuming over United bias on BBC
lmao, that's pathetic

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>scouse messi has been a free agent for almost a month
>no club has signed him yet

Why is every Premiership team overlooking what would be the bargain of the window?

>>77192301
>Innocent until proven guilty

What the fuck have sky done with their sports channels. Seems like a stupid as fuck gimmick.

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>Neymar to PSG

>Hazard to Barca

>Sanchez to Chelsea

>>77192327
too busy starring in game of thrones

neymeme isnt happening

>Neymar wants to be the worlds best.
>Goes to play in a league where nobody will see him
?

>>77192322
Sorry we're not all fence sitter cowards like you without any convictions lad. Just ride the wave of whatever's popular, avoid confrontation lad for your beliefs.

>Juventus general manager Giuseppe Marotta is reportedly meeting Sampdoria to resolve Patrik Schick’s situation.

>The Czech striker was all-set for a move to the Bianconeri, but there was an issue with his medical and his contract wasn’t deposited.

>The Blucerchiati insist he’s fine, and have put him through a new set of tests, but it’s not clear if the €30m deal will still go ahead.

>According to SportItalia, Marotta is meeting with Samp President Massimo Ferrero in Rome today, in order to resolve the situation.

>It’s possible the Old Lady will take Schick on loan initially, with a mandatory buyout if he plays a certain number of games.

>>77192284
When he goes on loan to the Championship maybe

>>77192301
Because Spain federation and justice are corruption shitholes, just look at the investigation they recently openned to the President and his son.

I mean, i'm with you here, he should clear the matters with justice first and then go to PSG, but again, spaniard justice.

>>77192338
Apparently they're repackaging the sports deals and that, in a way that you'll be able to chose what channels you want and not have to have a pile of extra bullshit, might be cheaper

>>77192396
>Rugby
>Golf
>Tennis
all the meme tory sports GTFO

>>77192317
Ye but it still felt meh apart from Clegane scenes.

>>77192396
what football rights does sky have?

>>77192007
Is /trans/ pro-Israel now? Cool

>>77192416
Fucking ed sheeren bullshit scene completely dropped the immersion, can't believe they actually had to have him sing on top of it

>Muh special celeb guests

>>77192410
>when May literally goes to England games
Wew lad.

>>77192438
I lost it when he said "it's a new one", christ that was stupid

>>77192410
Exactly

>>77192417
Most Premier league games
La liga
Dutch league
Championship
Mlels
Some random ass Italian league games sometimes

>>77192317

It was OK, re-establishing foundation of whats coming up this season and pretty sure some things will come full circle.

Second episode will surely have more action.

>>77192417
Premier League
Football League
League Cup
>Scottish Football
International Tournament Qualifiers/Friendlies except England
La Liga
>Chinese Super League
Womens Super League
Youth International Tournaments
Eredivisie
Italian Cup (for some reason)
Spanish Cups

>>77192463
No Portuguese Primeira Liga?

>>77192463
probably some more but got bored

>>77192455

I know, how embarrassing.

>>77192461
Yeah i agree

>That underground mountain made of Dragonglass in Dragonstone

>>77192477
BT shows portuguese games occasionally

>>77192463
>>77192459
Decent. Viasat here got

• Premier League
• Champions League
• La Liga
• Serie A
• FA-cupen
• Ligue 1
• Eredivisie
• FA-cupen
• Ligacupen
• DFB Pokal (tyska cupen)

It's pretty neat

>>77192498
The FA-cup is so important I listed it twice

>>77192463
But for reason we can't show 3pm kick offs, so they make the big teams play at weird times much to they're detriment

Im convinced that if one decent team just said they refuse to have they're fixtures moved and played at 3pm Saturday most weeks they'd win the league

>>77192498
Football Netflix when!

>>77192522
they do that so you fuckers go to the stadium. It affects us too since you claim over tv-signals can reach you. We got two 3pm games

Reminder that Brad Jones won a league title recently and Liverpool hasn't.

>>77192191
Szczesny and Wenger had a huge falling out, it was impossible for them to work together again

Cech still has a year or two left in him, might retire at the end of this season as that's when his contract runs out, and Ospina is a hell of a lot better than most people realise, but yeah, we're gonna have to buy a new keeper at some point. Probs a ligue un baby

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Fabinho to ManU fugging when?

>>77192191
just identified your Polish bias
at least we have Bielik laa

>>77192537
But clubs are making it harder to go to stadium, with tickets only available for being Paid "Members" and even more sectioning for Season ticket holders.

The whole things f'd

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>>77192536
u dont have?

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>The state of Southampton
APOLOGY WHEN?!

>>77192385
I think Ligue Un is more competitive than people think. I'd say the top 3 teams in Ligue Un are almost in the same category as Italy, Germany and maybe England, but the rest of the league is Championship tier. To be a top 4 Ligue Un team, you don't need much, but to win, you do.

>>77192553
Who needs Fabinho when you have Fellaini?

>>77192563
>Yann Karamoh

Guaranteed he's a Black DMF

>>77192559
Kek, our Espn and Fox Sports also have football netflix, how come the brits dont

>>77192539
>Liverpool hasn't.
They won in 2014

>>77192579
Or a pacy black forward

>>77192563
Karma for grassing on Liverpool.

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>>77192438
It felt weird yeah and forced but it didn't actually annoy me that much.

>>77192498
tyske pokkal

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>>77192574
You think you're funny?

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>>77192582

>the slip was 5 years ago

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Do you like my new footy shity? (me on the left)

>>77192628
Meant to say shirt lads. Why is the time to delete a post so long?

>>77192628
Based KKB

>>77192638
It's the same amount of time to make a new post. So 60 seconds.

Sky sources understand Javier Manquillo is currently undergoing a medical with Newcastle at their training camp in Dublin.

The Spanish defender spent last season on loan at Sunderland from Atletico Madrid, but will sign a permanent deal at rivals Newcastle

>Sky sources understand Crystal Palace have completed the signing of Ajax defender Jairo Riedewald.

>We understand the deal is worth €9m (£8m).

Sky sources understand there is interest from Aston Villa’s city rivals Birmingham in signing their defender and former captain Tommy Elphick.

>Tony Pulis has confirmed Jonny Evans as his new West Brom captain.

>>77192557
Bielik is the new chesney when it comes to attitude problems, he publicly stated Poland's coach was shit during the U-21 Euro and that the team had no balls. He was absolutely right but he was perceived as breaching the unspoken rules of politeness and got talked down by Boniek.

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10 July: Cassano joins Verona.
18 July (am): Cassano decides to retire.
18 July (pm): Cassano un-decides to retire.

Dare I say it, absolute madman

>>77192628
Wasn't your one in the middle shagged by an afro-chink calling himself the crusher or something
I vaguely remember a shitstorm on /mu/ about that

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>>77192338
any anons finally stepping up and investing this year or am i gonna be the only season ticket holder on /sp/ again

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where is bundesliga?

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>>77192733
1 gorillion kcal or as 190kg calls it: a snack

>>77192730
Literally kill yourself

>>77192721
>The father of Focaccia

>>77192730

actually a pretty good price for it

>>77192725
yes
kkb are /mu/ approved crusher-core

say I came to jolly ole england and wanted to catch a match at old trafford. would I be able to score a couple tickets or would I be sol?

>>77192164
no

>Milan boss Vincenzo Montella has revealed that he is considering a switch to a three-man defence next season.

no shit lads

>>77192765
Maybe, why wouldn't you just try and buy tickets online before you decided to travel over ?

>>77192765
> Customer

>>77192795
>reddit spacing

BREAKING NEWS
>West Ham have signed Joe Hart on a season-long loan from Manchester City.

Whoops, posted in old thread

>>77191796
In a system managed by big Frank I can see quite a few Dutch players succeed. It'll take some time for De Boer to get settled in though.

Also, the dude plays heavy favourites and his substitution game is ass. Be prepared to be annoyed by this a lot. As a manager and a team-builder though, you pretty much cannot get any better.

Ironically, because of the years under Frank de Boer mostly being spent getting healthy financially it's harder for him to attract Ajax players because we can just ask €10m for a dude that has barely played at all last season. If our financial situation was like how it was before fdb took over, you could've gotten him for like 2.

>>77192787

I'm just asking if they'd be available for purchase prior to arriving

>>77192795

I'm not asian

>>77192765
I will fuck your ass with broken glass

>>77192803
>Toothpaste

>>77192730
I have a season ticket for Chelsea

>>77192833
course you do

>>77192854
sorry *had

>>77192115
one beer please

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>>77192813
You're hard

Game of thrones is a shit show. You should be embarrassed for yourself if you watch it.

>>77192191
They have Martínez, Keto and Illev as well.

>>77192882
i hope he makes wearing that cap his thing

Did Chelsea sign Belotti, Aguero, Morata, Benteke today? no? surely tomorrow then ah ah

>>77192882
R E L E G A T E D

>>77192607
two two snow it

>>77192164
Considering Real Madrid made back for example a third of James Rodriguez' transfer fee within a few weeks through shirt sales, I would say that commercially speaking they'll probably make a fuckton of money. The top tier players are simply indeed worth this much, because there's a whole lot of money in football. Though the amounts are hard to imagine.

>>77192881
You are fat

>>77192730
Sorry, not gonna invest until we get a new stadium. Only so many times I can hear 'Three Stands and a Garden Fence' or 'You're Shit And It Smells Of It' before I kill myself.

>>77192882
do west ham make all new signings do this? it's fucking embarrassing to be honest

>>77192880
I am now. Post Palvins

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>>77192926

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>>77192905
hehehe

>>77192881
>>77192917
both of these statements are true

>>77192882
>black wristband tatoo (?)
What did he mean this?
Also, does Slaven have any say in these transfers? He seemed really smart when he was on ITV during the Euros but maybe he's a charlatan.

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>>77192937

>>77192926
It's cringey as fuck when clubs make players act like they're 'lifelongs', knowing that they'll play for another team in a couple of years, even their rivals

>>77192950
Needs a 190kg shop

>>77192459
Casual reminder that the deal to get the Dutch league rights involved one billion Euro

West Ham get an easy time in general. Fact is that they are a pretty cringeworthy club.

>>77192956
>one billion Euro

Tulips and Clogs you mean

>>77192522
Could you maybe refresh on your ability to differentiate they're/their/there? Thanks.

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>>77192960

>>77192960
BLAHWING BABBLES IN DA EHHHHHR!

>>77192952
Also it's only a loan, what a ridiculous thing for Joe to agree to.

so neymar is not actually leaving right?

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>>77192968
Autism

>>77192708
I kinda like that, from what I've seen of him he's a pretty hench guy with some good dribbling, I have every faith he'll be at least a bench player for us. We need our own Fellaini and Costa

>>77192948
Think they're to do with mourning.

Similar to how teams wear black bands when someone important has died. Usually you get them higher up your arm though like Dybala, not on your wrist.

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Imagine looking like you should be a binman but you're actually a self-made multi-billionaire

>>77192730
I've had a Huddersfield season ticket for 24 years.

>>77192966
No, literally one billion Euro.

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>>77192920
yeh in some eyes we have a suspect arena with a couple of dodgy stands/tents/fences
but thats not gonna stop me walking down to the mem every other saturday and supporting them
i've been going on and off for 15+ years and we are now in the best position by far on and off the pitch during that time
the club is on the up lad trust me we'll be up in the promised land within 3 years

>>77192996
It's your language, at least be halfway proficient in it.

>>77193001
What's with the UK and tattoos anyway? I worked in a cafe in a touristy area last summer and every single budding slag fresh from her complementary Auschwitz tour had a tattoo of varying quality.

>>77192996
He wasn't disagreeing with you anyway, you autist. Don't get mad that you've been exposed in your native tongue by a Dutchie

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>>77193017
Yeah but ours is literally just 3 stands and a fence. It's fucking awful.

>>77193021
We drink.

>>77193020
Its an /sp/ board at least provide some /sp/ related content, if 4chan wanted a spell checker I'm sure they could just write a bot for it, they don't need an Autistic Toothpaste scanning every thread for typos

>>77193031
>drive up and watch the game in your car with the radio on

Pretty comfy

>>77193031
I thought you were exaggerating, that's fucking hilarious. Has the ball ever gone into the car park?

>>77193031
>tfw there are teams in our highest division RIGHT NOW that have worse stadiums than this

Woeful feel my lads.

>>77193038
Autism isn't a laughing matter.

>>77192115

Snakebite black
cos I'm 'ardcore

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>>77193038
>Its

>>77193046
As I said, there is a fence.

>>77193047
Yes. It can be expanded either because the car park is owned by the old chairman who refuses to sell it. So we have to build an entire new stadium. Fucking hell.

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>>77193059
>tits

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>>77192929
Who's the best hungarian player currently?

>>77193031
Imagine Lukaku's first touch in there

>>77193024
Stay on topic

>>77193048
Dean Court is a premier league ground.

>>77193063
Fucking hell don't have to be rude lad, I was making a light hearted observation.

>>77193068
Puskas.

How exposed are Spurs gonna be on a Big Pitch

Official | AS Monaco extend and loan out promising attacker Irvin Cardona

>Irvin Cardona has signed a new deal at Monaco until 2021, and has also been sent out on loan to Belgian side Cercle Brugge, all in the same day.

>The 19-year-old centre forward joins the Belgian side in a bid to gain first team experience, after making just seven appearances for Monaco this past season.

>Cardona has been quite active in the UEFA Youth League throughout most of his career, boasting a record of six goals in 10 games in the competition. This move to Brugge will help Cardona with regards to first team football, with the player hoping this move will provide a platform to break into the Monaco side soon enough.

Monaco news. It's fucking nothing

>>77193088
>currently

>>77193063
I mean it can be expanded but it won't.

>>77193080
I wasn't being rude, I just said there is a fence.

>>77192385

>Neymar wants to be the worlds best paid player
fixed that for you lad
no charge

>>77193038
Try using punctuation correctly so you don't end up with a huge run-on sentence. It looks like you're rambling. Ironic how you use a lot of commas but no period at all. When combined with the unnecessary capitalisation you really come off as being rather poor in communicative skills.

>>77193076
No shit? Haha, that makes me feel slightly better. Who does it belong to? I've been out of following English football a bit.

>>77193096
Yes. Puskas.

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my fucking face when Barcelona cannot sign Verratti and then lose their second best player to PSG

GAZIMBLED

>>77193100
Stay on topic

>>77193100
You have to go back

>>77193100
Bournemouth. Dean Court isn't the one pictured btw in case there's any confusion, it's just equally shit.

>>77193068
Dominik Nagy

>>77193072
Y-y-you too

>>77193076
Chairmen are killing football. Too much power and half of them are batshit

where will they be at the end of this transfer window?

>Morata
>Mbappe
>Van Dick
>Naby Keita
>Alexis Sanchez
>Fabinho
>Fellaini

>>77193089
CL tier exposure

>>77193126
That's always been the way though.

>>77193107
cute :3

https://twitter.com/ToonTransfer/status/887320865129598977

Murphy and Manquillo confirmed

>>77193127
Milan
Manchester United
Arsenal
RB
Manchester United
Manchester United
Some belgium club

>>77193106
Kek this

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>>77193114
Go back where, my friend?

>>77193118
Ah, I didn't even realise. Shows how out of it I am, I guess. It's not quite De Koel-tier, I'd imagine.

>>77193107

>perisic on tour with inter

Now why do you think that is? Maybe someone else came available and another someone in a shitty league are about to get gazumped

>>77193127
>Morata - Milan
>Mbappe - Staying
>Van Dick - Liverpool
>Naby Keita - Staying
>Alexis Sanchez - PSG
>Fabinho - Staying
>Fellaini - Staying until the end om time

>>77193127
>Morata
AC
>Mbappe
BARCA
>Van Dick
L'pool
>Naby Keita
Stays
>Alexis Sanchez
Arsenal
>Fabinho
Monaco
>Fellaini
Man Utd

>>77193107
>lose their second best player to PSG
alcacer isn't going anywhere, faggot

>>77193144
customer detected

Delusion close to scouse levels desu

>>77193127
All at Liverpool, la.

>>77193127
MLS

>>77193159
>letting Sandro go for FREE

>>77193151
I don't even want perisic

he is too expensive

>>77193160
> italy

>>77193127
>milan
>monaco
>southampton
>redbulls
>arsenal
>monaco
>manure

>>77193160
So easily triggered

Lorient have announced the signing of defensive midfielder Fabien Lemoine from Saint Étienne for a deal worth €1m.

>Former Marseille, Real Madrid, Chelsea and Arsenal player Lassana Diarra has officially joined the Abu Dhabi club FC Al Jazira.

>>77193127
>Morata
Milan
>Mbappe
Monaco
>Van Dick
Southampton
>Naby Keita
Red Bull
>Alexis Sanchez
Arsenal
>Fabinho
Monaco
>Fellaini
United

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>>77193127
On a Football Pitch

>>77193160
>>77193161
Just in time

>>77193160
Anyone saying 'Manchester' United is obviously a customer, it's a dead giveaway.

>>77193183
>>77193174
Thanks for the (you's) what part of Essex are you from??? Also which temple do you go to my brown friends?

>>77193186

finally a good dm instead of meme Wakaso.

>sign Neymar
or
>sign Mbappe + Sanchez + still have at least 50 million leftover
Seems a bit dumb

>>77193193
Ay, true fans refer to them as, The Stop Before the Trafford Centre Reds.

>>77193196
forgot i came to italian chan oh wait this is english chan

can you fuck off you spaghetti

>>77193173
luis enrique's choice, the worst part is he kicked sandro out to keep munir ay

>Central defender Vukasin Jovanovic has officially completed his move from Zenit to Bordeaux after making his initial loan permanent.

Reposting. Pls r8.

>The launderer of Lille
>The tax evader of Toulouse
>The suspect of Strasbourg
>The money dealer of Metz
>The crook of Caen
>The bamboozler of Bordeaux
>The gangster of Guingamp
>The robber of Rennes
>The malefactor of Montpellier

>>77193196
>This mentally disabled Italian

>>77193203
Try speaking English then

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>>77193196
I go to whatever temple Gal wants me to go, if you know what I'm saying

>>77193209
Don't really get it desu

How do you filter specific flags lads? I have a specific flag I wanna filter.

>>77193206
yeah you're better off without Enrique but then everyone thinks that

>>77193215
This is English you scouse prick

I can't believe spurs are going to win the league. Poch is a genius

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>>77192987
Murphy and Manquillo are literally in Ireland with Newcastle doing medicals right now

>whispers

Worried about the effect this lack of signings is having on lrl desu.

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>>77193209
Reposting this from /seriea/

-Romanista bow to Monchi
-In contact with Eredivisie agents
-Possess psychic-like foresight abilities
-Controls Rome's 7 hills with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Monchilla will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of ACL tear research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Monchi babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries, Area 51, Florenzi's hospital room and the shrine to Totti
-Ancient Sumerian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented transfers
-They own Tottibot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Tottibots inside you right now
-Is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, Roma Ultras and the pope, forwarding the word of God to the Olimpico. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Nainggolan high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years)
-They learned fluent Italian in under a week
-Nation states entrust their runner-up trophy reserves with him. There’s no gold in Ft. Monchi, only silver
-He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being, existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe (when Roma will win the Scudetto). We don’t know hi ultimate plan yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

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I'm off to holiday, lads. See you all in 9 days again.

Lucas Tousart turns down Watford and Red Bull Leipzig

>Lyon central midfielder Lucas Tousart turned down Premier League side Watford at the beginning of this transfer window, according to Foot Mercato.

>Red Bull Leipzig are also interested in the French youth international, but Tousart’s camp are confident that following the departure of Maxime Gonalons, he can nail down a place in Lyon’s starting XI for the 2017/18 campaign.

>>77193236
>>77193236
no one gives a fuck germany

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>Goztepe

>>77193127
Madrid
Madrid
Madrid
Leipzig
Madrid
United
Monaco

>>77193236
Have a nice time bbz x

>>77193236
Have fun!

>>77193223
Do you have 4chanx? if not, install it.
Click on the little arrow on the same line as the post number, filter, flag, do this on a post from the flag you don't like.

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>>77193236
Bye lad.

>>77193211
>>77193203
Blimey I'm fishing with dynamite here. I'm thinking Chelmsford and Canvey Island respectively?

>>77192268
A brazilian pundit said he is one of the 5 best strikers currently. What do these guys see that we don't?

>>77193236
where are you going lad?

>>77193257
Im currently in your mothers bed giving her the Big British Cock

>Lyon full-back Christophe Jallet has terminated his deal with the club, and signs a three-year deal with OGC Nice.

>>77193236

Don't forget to shitpost with your holiday flag.

>>77193255
Thanks... effort.

Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>77193236
careful, the outside world is dangerous

>>77192881
you know nothing

>>77193236
Have fun in Croatia.

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>>77193257
>he fishes with dynamite because he's mentally retarded

>>77193284
Due to be announced any day now la.

PSG jump back in for Alexis Sanchez

>PSG Sporting Director Antero Henrique continues to track Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez’s situation.

>Sanchez is widely accepted to have chosen Manchester City as his preferred destination, but Arsenal have no intention of selling the player to a Premier League rival.

>Bayern Munich have been priced out of the race owing to Sanchez’s high wage demands. PSG have been informed that they will have to offer Alexis €16m net in order to have any offer considered by the Chilean international, according to Foot Mercato.

>This, despite Arsène Wenger’s assertions that Alexis will not be sold this summer.

>>77193312
>PSG jump back in for Alexis Sanchez

Literally nobody wants him. If anybody actually wanted him they'd just throw £50mill at Arselel and they'd be retarded not to sell.

>>77193312
This might be a solution that Arsenal and Alexis settle for. He wants to stay living in London and just commute to City, he could feasibly do that at PSG as well.

Wouldn't expect Arsenal to sell for less than 50-60 though as they don't want to

>>77193312
It'd be pretty lame if Wonga sold him to P$G just to avoid him going to City. If Wonga is 'nice' he'll let him stay and then join City on a free.

>>77193321
It's bollocks yeah, but Arse want £60M outside PL and £80M in it.

>>77193325
I highly doubt it would be feasible to stay in London. Going up and down to Paris/Manchester everyday for training would be ridiculous.

>>77193289
>>77193236
Beware: /trans/ means something different to normies

>>77193350
w-what's it mean?

>>77193350
I love /trans/ lads!

Arsenal should offer Alexis 350k a week 3 year deal.

>if they don't qualify for CL he is released for 18mil (to recoup the wages they wasted on him that year)
>if they win the league they pay him the 2.6mil he would have earned on the 400k he's asked for and bump his contract up to 400 for the rest of the contract

Seems fair all around, he is by far Arsenal's best player but 'muh champions league' argument isn't valid when he was very much part of the team that blew the CL spots for the first time in 20 years.

>>77193289
Agreed, Based don't go outside no mo squad reporting in.

>Inter boss Luciano Spalleti admits Manchester United target Ivan Perisic had a problem – with his tooth.

>Perisic has travelled with Inter to China for their preseason tour of Asia, amidst speculation that he still wants to join United, but while Spalletti stated he could still count on the Croat, he assured he would not “lie” to the fans.

>“I would’ve liked a few more days to work with the team, but there are some brand-specific needs, which we must tend to,” he said before taking a flight to China.

>“We have to adjust, but like Milan, we’ll also find another Inter ‘stronghold’.

>“The transfer market? I know that sometimes you go looking for shortcuts, but we had some obligations relating to UEFA,

>“However, the club have remained available: we’re looking at a few things and obviously trying to conclude them.

>“As for Ivan, I won’t lie about it: he had a tooth problem. The fans must know the truth.”

>>77193347
Quite a lot of players do it and theres even Manchester based players who are trying to move further south. Helicopters and fast trains make their commute fairly short, especially when you consider Manchester based players don't live in Manchester.

>PSG are indeed in talks with Neymar's entourage; Dani Alves could be a crucial element in a potential deal, according to @parisunited6.
https://twitter.com/parisunited6/status/887326260946456577

>>77193371
He was by far the best player on that team that blew the chance and scored 24 goals and supplied 10 assists, it's fair to say he did everything he could, he's acting like a lil bitch but fair play if he wants to leave

Is this shaping up to be the best transfer window ever?

>>77193371
Should sell Ozil, and pay Alexis 500k a week.

>>77192385
neymar just want to play csgo senpai

>St Étienne are in the process of pulling off a major coup by signing teenage attacker Yann Karamoh from SM Caen after they reached a fee agreement today ahead of a possible transfer, according to L’Équipe.

>>77193419
He said he'd stay on £400k.

>>77193419
Agreed with that, problem is >sell Ozil...no one wants the cunt.

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sign someone Swansea. We played Leroy Fer as right back last year

you are barcelona and psg gives you 220m for nerman, who do you sign?

>>77193431
A little extra to keep him and his dogs sweet.

>>77193432
Vitesse might be looking for an AM.

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>>77193434

>>77193434
You'll get nothing boy.

>>77193418
Every transfer made me yawn

>>77193220
It's an offshoot of a meme that deals with Higuain

>>77193451
veratti and Ousmane Dembélé to start with

>>77193452
They should offer his dogs youth contracts and make the youth team play with them during training sessions. His heart will melt and will stay for peanuts

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>>77193453
our new right back yay

>>77193497
there is bound to be some decent RB in spain or italy go scout

>Liverpool have confirmed that midfielder Lucas Leiva has joined Lazio for a reported €5.5m.

>>77193540
bit of a bargain in the current market

>Sky sources understand Burnley are keen on Eibar midfielder Gonzalo Escalante.

>>77193559
>leave spain and come live in Burnley

What did they mean by this?

>>77193574
cash rules everything around me
CREAM get the money, dollar dollar bill y'all

>>77193559
can't see this happening, they've already got too many foreign players for dyche's liking

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I don't like how china is becoming a threat to the beautiful game.

>>77193600
>li li bi li wang

The back 5 sounds like a Lady Gaga song

If Neymar ends up leaving Barça this summer I'll eat my own balls for breakfast

Has Neymar to PSG actually happened or are people just speculating?

>>77193600
>4 wangs on the pitch

>>77193600
>zhang
>zhang
>zhao
>zhang
>zheng
ahh yes

>>77193197
wakaso a shit
t.PAO fan

>>77192268
What else is there to report? Also customers are the largest audience.

>>77193630
Hue source. Might be some talks but players agents/entourage talks to club when they want more pay at their current club

>>77193630
what do you think lad?

>Pepe Reina’s agent has reportedly arrived at Napoli’s training camp to negotiate a new contract for the goalkeeper.

>>77193630
It's to force the Barca board to increase wages that they can't afford
Meanwhile Verrati tried to do the same thing and he was shut down hard by PSG's alpha board, had to record an apology video like a bitch

>JUST IN: @DiMarzio claims #Juventus have decided to pull the plug on their deal for #Sampdoria striker Patrik Schick. More to follow...

>>77193647
>Rooney scores goal
>Article + Video for days
>Alli is totally worth £140M, here is an article explaining why
>Article for days
>United rumours
>Article for days

And so on. Salah, Lacazzete and so on all scored on their debuts; but guess what? No article.

>>77193681
I think Verratti actully wants to move

>>77192115
Shots of your cheapest whiskey and keep em coming

>>77193698
Small club news

>>77193698

>English media likes to report on English players

Shocking that m8.

>>77193600
>Witsel

JUST

>Real Madrid have agreed a €32m bid from Tottenham Hotspur for Croatian international Kovacic. The London club will attempt to push the deal through before the start of their North America tour on Wednesday

Title winners elect la

>>77193732
Total bollocks, mate.

>>77193730
Both those clubs finished above United last season. Arsenal finished above them the season before. And before that. And before that.

>>77193752
sauce?

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>>77193148
This is Dean Court.

>>77193770
looks comfy with a decent pitch

>>77193756
Still small clubs on the global scale with nothing but a few cups between them in over 10 years

>>77193776
wait i just realised this is bournemouth's ground fucking hell i thought it was league 1 or something haha

>>77193752
Would be a very exciting signing

UEFA has just decreed that all clubs must pay back all of their debts by the end of the coming season or be completely dissolved. Which teams are the worst off afterwards? Which teams are the best off?

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>>77193783
>Liverpool are worst that United
Now you're just shitposting.

>>77193089
I think Everton tier