PENALDO BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GEORGINA PREGNANT

>>77190460
>40% of one's net income and net worth has to be given to the mother of the child until he or she turns 18.

What kind of backwards shithole wrote that law?

>>77190460
I'll wait until I see it in the Guardian thank you very much.

>>77190511
An american

>>77190460
he can move to florida

>>77190531
>the Guardian

>>77190460
Penaldo will regret this for the rest of his life. He should have kept on making test tube babies if he wanted more children.

>>77190704

All that effort in the science lab and he got trapped after all. Sad.

OP is a moron. RonalGOAT obviously isn't the father. He's keeping face by not accusing his "gf" of cheating, but they'll have already settled it discreetly.

>>77190460
>30-something millionaire guy with three kids finds a young woman that can deal with his eccentric way of life and acts motherly with his sons
>probably will have a couple kids more with her
yeah, he truly is living in hell

>>77190826
ummm "gay" is spelt with an 'a' not a 'u'

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>>77190826

>yfw he's so used to fucking men he forgot to pull out

just marry her then

>>77190460
the most surprising part is that he actually sleeps with her

>>77190897
Kek, that guys face is so fucked. I'll never understand how genes that bad survived

>>77191077
There is some randomness involved in evolution.

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This makes no fucking sense.

He went through all that effort, creating all these lab babies without inserting the dick, robbing his son of a mother, all to just get trapped by this basic hoe who he has been with for like 3 months?

There has to be more to the story. No way did Chris take a L here. If not even he can win against women, no one fucking can.

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>>77191150
>who he has been with for like 3 months?
maybe is not his?

>>77190460
holy shit, he got caught
i can't believe it
how is there hope for any of us

ronaldo - caught
messi - cucked

what is going on

>>77191202
I can't believe this. How could he slip up like this?

This is a very dark day.

>>77191237
Slip?

>>77190460
Maybe he loves her?

>>77191259
Only one Ronaldo loves is himself.

>>77191259
You are joking right? Christiano fucking Ronaldo? Loving anyone but himself?

how do you create this well-functioning test tube pipeline for yourself and then get trapped like this anyway?

what a lapse of judgement

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>p-please raise my surrogate's mother son
>what?! you and i are dating for more than 5 years and you want to have a child with me? eewww

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
A MAN BUSTED HIS ASS OFF SINCE COMING OUT OF HIS MOTHER'S WOMB TO BECOME THE GOAT FOOTBALLER IN THE WORL WITH A NET WORTH OF SEVERAL MILLIONS AND THIS FUCKING 22 YR OLD SKANK IS GOING TO GET 40% OF EVERYTHING HE HAS OR EVER WILL HAVE

SHE
JUST
HAD
TO
SIT
THERE
AND
GET
CUMMED
INSIDE

AND NOW SHE IS SET FOR SEVERAL LIFETIMES

HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUSTICE DOESN'T EXIST
NO EVENT IN THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE CAN EVER HOPE TO ATONE FOR THIS UNFAIRNESS

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>now you raise my surrogate mother's son and their brothers
>you want me to do WHAT to your WHAT so you get WHAT? well, anything to make the rumors go away

>>77191345
This is scary cause Ronaldo was really one of our last hopes against the evil thieving whores that trick athletes and other rich successful men. They do nothing but poke holes into condoms and collect millions.

If even this mentally deranged individual lost against the power of the pussy, then whats the point?

Clearly no one can win.

This is retarded. If at least she was a 10/10 then your kids will be insane Chads, but they will probably be average.

>>77191357
literally george michael on the left

>>77191259

he loves himself too much for that

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>>77191513
>tfw George is kill
>he had to die on fucking Christmas
i keep forgetting and then remembering again and it makes me sad

>>77190511
Very confusing wording. Is the mother under 18?

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>>77190460
Get him.

>>77190460
Either Ronaldo is really fucking dumb and had a child with a woman he has been seeing for fucking what, 4 months? Or he is just paying that woman to be seen with him and let's her have other boyfriends etc. I think the latter is more believable as he just had surrogate babies, why the fuck would he fall for a woman after that?

>>77191623
>he or she
>the child
This is your fucking language my dude.

>>77190511
it's a god-tier law designed to prevent divorces

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>>77190460
She aint even hot

>>77191765
I know what it means but technically it suggests that the mother is under 18. Ronaldo is the Portuguese Adam Johnson
>he or she
It's 2017 m8, a mother doesn't have to female

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>>77190460
Classic Goldigger

>>77191866
Is she? Seems she's grabbed the shitty end of the stick having to provide another child for his paedo nursery and raise some fucker else's offspring

>>77191937
>Implying she won't divorce him, accuse him of cheating or domestic violence

>>77191345
Lol calm down, flan

>>77191782
How does this law prevent divorce? If anything it incentivizes it.

>woman divorces man
>gets 50% of his income in the divorce
>then gets 40% of the remaining 50% in child support.

>>77191345
there's still time for an "accident".

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RIP Tsunaldo. desu i really hope >>77191150 is right, I have a hard time believing he'd be so careless as to impregnate this random whore after being so careful with his other 3 children.

>>77192076
The kid is an accident.

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>>77191150
That pussy was just too good

>>77191782
Newsflash moron, 99% of divorces are initiated by women.
This gives women an easy way of life without ever working...in western countries at least.

>>77190460
>(at least according to spanish marital law)
They're not married though?

She's a cute 22yo whose life is now ruined

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I want to be cummed inside by Ronaldo, too.

>>77192318
I'd love for my life to be ruined if it meant getting millions in settlements from TSUU every year.

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>>77190460
CHILD TSUPPORT

>>77192422
Kek

>>77191782
This, tbhfam.

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>>77192422

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>>77192422

The real question is what man was he thinking about while fucking her?

>sells everything and moves to manchester
>problem solved
kek

>>77192551
>sells everything and moves to milan
fixed

>>77192683
This. Give him the idea of being the saviour, the one who lead Milan back to the top. I think he loves getting attention like that.

>>77192551
>Sells everything and moves to PSG

>>77192526
Himself

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For me its Cr28

>>77190460
there goes all the respect i had for the man

imagine getting pounsed by cristiano lads. nigga must fuck like a god

:3

>>77191150
He denied the pregnancy until now even though you could see it already.
My bet, they reached an agreement.

Besides, they aren't married. So the 40% and 50% don't mean shit.
He can fight her for custody, and leave her childless and in misery. He already proved he can raise kids alone and that bitch is nothing more than a cashier at a store.

Either way. We learn another lesson here, either by CR losing or him winning.

>>77191338
How can he handle going from fucking this every night to that common whore?

>>77193274
>He can fight her for custody
Western courts are biased towards women so he has no chance. If I was CR I'd have her killed.

>>77193528
Honestly Irina ain't that great looking either. Tsuu could have literally anyone but he has such bad taste in women.

>>77193553
Thank God someone agrees with me. Now you have to say Cara Delevigne is ugly and you'll be my best friend

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>>77193553
>Honestly Irina ain't that great looking either

Yeah I'm sure your imaginary girlfriend must be way hotter

>>77193586
>Cara Delevigne
Googled her, she's pretty but she has some weird eyebrows

>>77193598
>le typical 2/10 pointy ankles memes xD
Go back to >>>/r/eddit/ you virgin
Not everyone has the same tastes in women

>>77192228
Confirmed for never actually reading about how divorce cases go. This isn't like a fucking lifehack, you gotta have good attorneys.

>>77193680
It literally is a lifehack in the west you clueless fool
This bitch literally cheated on him and got 140m pounds
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4400892/US-tycoon-Randy-Work-hand-half-140m-fortune-wife.html

Wake up imbecil.

>>77193528
I find the common whore more attactive than Irina.

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>>77191077

Some of his features like his big round eyes would look good in a woman.

Remember that one feature doesn't ruin the entire face, its the combination of them.

>>77193924
So small eyes are better? Whos the guy on the left?

>>77193987
For men, yes.

Women are more attracted to men with narrow eyes, chiseled chins and taller than average.

>>77193924
>Macaulay Culkin on the right
JUST

You guys don't get it, this is all part of his master plan. In order for his Ronaldo FC to work properly he needs a couple of lesser players that can handle the dirty work: that's why he's willing to taint part of his offspring with a motherly presence. In a few years the team will be completed, with the youngest star being the first human synthetized from two men's sperm ( his and Messi's)

>>77194012
I'm 5'7. Round face and big eyes. Women call me cute but I still get friendzoned. I might become a trap one day

>>77194187
>5'7
I've got some bad news

>>77191782
While it disincentivises divorce for men, it does the exact opposite for women. They're guaranteed an enormous payday once they have a child, massively skewing the balance of power in the relationship in their favour. Suddenly, they have carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want, because even the slightest resistance from their partner can lead to absolute financial rape.

>>77193680
What did Argentina mean by this?
https://filminginargentina.wordpress.com/2014/09/11/documentary-erasing-dad/

>>77194336
It's bullshit since men are the least likely to divorce(except if they're niggers...but they just leave their home and don't bother with papers anyways)

It's just not in our nature. Some of us might cheat but most of us just don't mind the status quo so we don't divorce because we don't have irrational hormones like women do.

>>77193586
>Cara Delevigne
cute boy, no homo

>>77191150
di caprio actually won against women

>>77194616
Yeah but he never won that Oscar

>>77190460
Is this going to be a nigglet to?

>>77194924
Alabama must not have much internet

If a man can't make a women abort or prevent her from avorting he shouldn't have to pay shit
this should only apply with married couples and to have only 25% of the earnings of the male with 1 million being the top
women can work now, no need to pay that much

>>77191937
This post is all kinds of stupid

Meanwhile Brad Pitt the so called most handsome man has only created one kid wich is now going to get his vagaina cut to make a penis
The new barbosa century has just began.

>>77190460
WTF Reeeeeeeeeeeee

What went wrong.

>>77192422
Lmao

>penaldo
>scored 1 goal from penalty last season

>>77190460
The Tsuu is not gay?

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>>77196271
How should we call him?

how can gay have a kid?

>>77196729
ask your dad

>>77196729
>>77197066
Kek

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>>77194616
And now he's lonely and fat.

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>>77196085

>>77193274
I doubt you're off the hook for child support just because you're not married

>>77190956
>implying he tops

>>77196729

It's not like gay/bi men can't get aroused from fucking pussy

it's just not as fun for them as dudefucking

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>>77190460

JUST

>>77190460
>"Dad, Who is my mother?"
How does Tsu react?

>>77199074
Rape them into silence

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>>77199074
honesty is the best policy

>>77194336
>massively skewing the balance of power in the relationship

the balance of power was already skewed toward the woman when they were married, the only way for a man to uncuck himself is to avoid getting married, which just exacerbates all the problems this law was probably designed to curtail

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>>77193680
>you gotta have good attorneys.
Yeah that's right, hehe got that bitch now, how is she gonna pay for the the lawy-
>Husband is forced to pay the wife's legal fees
BTFO

>>77192422
Audible kek

>>77199074
Apparently they tell him she's in heaven or travelling

>>77202810
>heaven=sky/céu in portuguese
>travelling
so she's a flight attendant?

>>77197229
and fucking rich. and free.

>>77190704
>Penaldo
>Not Pregnaldo

>>77197229
He can literally create a giant vault filled with money and swim in it like Scrooge McDuck.

>>77190460
Another tabloid bs?