Official Friendly: Manchester United vs Real Salty Lake

We better get a better score than LA

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fucking Americans

Is this why ManU was at my school last week

Real Madrid was here too. Looked like the entirety of Mexico had driven to the school to see the players

>>77186323
Hard not to, honestly.

>>77186350
UCLA right?
Real and ManU are going to have a match soon too there.

Anyone have an acestream url?

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http://frogap.me/app/live2.php

Is ManU the BBC official team?

>unironically struggling against Real Salt Lake

What do they mean by this?

>>77186372
Yeah

I read that Mou really likes our campus and has brought like 4 teams here. He says a perk is no one knows who the players are here so they can wander around and shop eat etc without getting bothered

>>77186388
Thanks, anon.

>>77186426
They don't look like they're struggling. They look like they're taking it easy and waiting for them to score before they counter.

That's what I figure is going to happen.

Why all the balloons on the pitch?

>>77186493
>pitch
>USA flag

embarassing tbhlad

>>77186551
>lad
>USA flag

Embarrassing

>>77186441
>They don't look like they're struggling

>Sham U

But seriously, I'll give them like 2 minutes to get a goal now.

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>these lineups
what's the point of these friendlies?

could someone remind me how much these manchester united players cost?

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>Pogba
>Lukaku
>Mikhi
So this is the power of ManU 'big' signings.

>Phil Jones

Heh.. what a shitfest.

For me, it's officially an end of an era.

>>77186606
I don't EPL. Who is Man U missing?

>>77186606
To embarrass big clubs who should be dominating minnows with their C squad.

So, exactly what is happening now.

>>77186614
Rashford is genuinely a better footballer than Lukaku

>>77186424
Flash Brown from BLACKED is a big MANU fan

>manure

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>still playing Jones and Lingard

SELL THEM NOW

>>77186635
Jason Brown is the patrician BLACKED male star

>1-0

Sorry Mikhi.

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fucking Americans

>>77186693
>what am I doing in Utah!?

>>77186717
LOL

>>77186717
Mass immigration.

>>77186720
Don;t get it.

>>77186746
That's what's in Mikhi's mind

>>77186783
What about Movsisyan

>Utahan defending

>>77186783
He's scoring goal la, Lukaku too.

SLIPPY

which player do you think is most likely to convert to mormonism while theyre in salt lake?

i vote phil jones

>>77186614
Mkhi is genuinely good, don't chat shit.

Finally! Customers, relax.

>>77186807
Don;t get it

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How are we even to compete when they pump steroids into African water supplies?

>>77186836
I already apologized la.

>>77186848

Ah, so he's actually 2 years older than he says

I fucking love football, lads.

>>77186337
Isn't Carrick playing that central role while Pogba is to the left?

Also, who the fuck is McTominay?

>>77186875
>McTominay
A regen who Mourinho likes because he is tall.

>>77186917
So basically a shit Matic?

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>real salt lake

Every time

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>>77186818

>>77186955
No. A tall Cleverly.

>>77186955
No, an even shitter Fellaini.

Fuck Lads, Spurs really are going to win the league

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>>77186997
>Liverpool 5 points clear for the 17/18 title race
>sign gerrard for another stint during the window
>HE DOES IT AGAIN
>tottenham win the league

post stream

The Salt is Real.

>>77187068
http://stream-cr7.net/ch3.php
Don't tell anyone lad.

I'm watching the ESPN stream, and holy shit the commentators are the most embarrassingly horrible commentators I've ever had to listen to

>>77187196
Is one of them Spanish sounding?

Why haven't you guys apologized to Lukaku?

>>77186963
there's lots of newer teams around the world that took their names from the oldest and most prestigious clubs. it's just a thing, get over it.

>>77187196
>a British man and Hispanic

What do you expect?

>valelcia

>this 7up advert they keep showing

>murricans

Why take so long to get out the card?

HahahahahhahahahahahHHhahHHHGbVVGVagagagGGaahahahahahhahHHBHaaaa

>Hackchester United

Couldn't keep composed against our BSA soccer teams

>This ABU commentary

Did a United fan fuck his mother?

next-level chimp shit being that dirty in a friendly

>>77187260
because he cost 75M and he scored against one of the worst teams in MLS. did you see the RSL defender tackle his keeper?

>>77187318
All the chicanos are Real Mad fans.

>>77187331
Why? they don't even fucking sign mexican peasants...

Is it just me or see the cameras dropping to like 240p periodically? Watching on espn2

>>77187340
They did with chicharito though because they knew the meximanlets would fill their coffers with sales

Why is this not 7-1

>>77187350
>chicharito
on season long loan where he sat on the bench instead of sitting on the man utd bench.

>>77187340
hugo sanchez

>>77187207
yeah, barely knows what he's talking about most of the time

>>77187356
Because EPL teams don't automicaly steamroll MLS teams in preseason

I wonder what Gary "shat himself" lineker will tweet after this match. If he has the balls to say what he said last match or not.

Fellaini getting bitched LMAO

>>77187357
Exactly, his presence alone on an already largly Mexican supported club equaled massive shirt sales regardless of what he was going to do, it's like if Man U or Chelsea brought up an American to put in their 18 and give scraps of minutes to

>good call by the ref says the spic
Yeah, being big is a bookable offence.

Thanks MLS standard of reffing.

>>77187363
Alejandro Moreno

>>77187385
They did for a few years with Tim Howard.

>>77187386
I claim that mks refs are worst in the world

>>77187398
Except Tim Howard will always be remembered as an Everton guy, plus soccer here is already a lot different than when he played for Man U, if Pulisic went to Manchester United they'd be seeing dollar signs

Is this game even being shown on britbonger tv or do you have to be a mutv customer to watch?

>>77187370
>MLels

>>77187415
He couldn't hack it at man utd and they signed a 35 year old van der sar instead.

>>77187422
>mr British man cherry picks casually ignoring another mls team drawing an epl club and another brfo a Bundesliga club

>>77187415
dortmund msut be drooling over the possibilities

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>You're in the major leagues now. The major leagues of.. Sawker.

>>77187470
I like Dortmund for pulisics development for a couple more years, let him get more established and knowledgeable under a big team, he's still really young he doesn't need to be rushed

>>77187456
> a team that's match fit in the middle of their season vs a team playing preseason football at half fitness
>still getting blown the fuck out at half pace
>getting help from the ref and still getting shat on by 10 men who are playing their 2nd game of football in 2 days after not playing for 2 months with high intensity training sessions in between.
>still look less fit/fast/sharp

kek

RSL is a legendary club. They destroyed the Beckham hype train.

>>77187456
MLS clubs can't compete with Mexican clubs, who in turn can't compete with South American clubs, who in turn can't compete with European clubs.

It's not cherry picking: US is way down the ladder.

>>77187496
You're in SAWKER country now. It's coming home.

>>77187521
MLS teams are fielding reserves and teenagers as well, these aren't even full strength sides

>>77187526
Mexico is actually a pretty good league though, Mexico Argentina and Brazil would all have high level leagues in Europe, not top 4-5 but right after that

This
>>77187523

Whats the difference between Martial and Pulisic, i'm not understanding the one sided hype, theyre just a year apart. Pulisic is that much better i guess

>>77187526

True

EPL style of play is fairly sloppy and brutish though, some MLS teams could at least park the bus and hang some of the time

>>77187560
>Mexico is actually a pretty good league though, Mexico Argentina and Brazil would all have high level leagues in Europe, not top 4-5 but right after that
That's why they get BTFO in the Copa Libertadores every season.

>>77187569
>Whats the difference between Martial and Pulisic

Pulisic is a scrawny manlet.

manure will end next season on 8(EIGHT)th position, you see it here first, i'm working for gambling mogul

>>77187560
>MLS teams are fielding reserves and teenagers as well
So are all the visiting european clubs.

>>77187569
>Whats the difference between Martial and Pulisic
One is a forward and the other is a midfielder.

Come on, don't embarrass us in front of the Nigels.

>>77187608
pulisic plays on the wing in dortmund, usually subs in for reus
t. customer

>>77187613
They just paid £75m for a younger Jozy Altidore

>>77187613
carrick is your archetypal reddit 2intelligent2score though

>>77187585
Messi is/was a scrawny Manlet of epic proportions and he's the best ever, size has nothing to do with it in soccer at Pulisics position

fuck off

>>77187714
no

>>77187724
you don't outrank me. my league is better than yours. only a spaniard or a german can outrank me. I drive you out.

>>77187767
>my league
>full of foreigners

what was the attendance for this?

>>77187934
20000, max capacity for the stadium

>>77187892
>Indonesia
>Can't even qualify for Asian Cup
>200 million population
>posting about football when your country is ranked 170+ out of 211 FIFA registered nations

My fucking sides

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>>77186654
>YFW Lingard will never, ever be sold

>Real Salt Lake
>la Galaxy
Why have United only played Spanish teams so far

>>77188106
Of course it can't be compared. But I won't take pride in my league if it filled by foreigners running it.

>>77186424
The BBC shows no bias towards football teams.