Cubs [46-45, 2nd in National League Central]
Jon Lester (L)
1. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Willson Contreras (R) C
5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
6. Ian Happ (S) CF
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Javier Baez (R) SS
9. Jon Lester (L) P
Braves [45-45, 2nd in National League East]
Julio Teheran (R)
1. Ender Inciarte (L) CF
2. Brandon Phillips (R) 2B
3. Freddie Freeman (L) 1B
4. Matt Kemp (R) LF
5. Tyler Flowers (R) C
6. Nick Markakis (L) RF
7. Sean Rodriguez (R) 3B
8. Johan Camargo (S) SS
9. Julio Teheran (R) P
Left or right?
Excited for the madbowl
Someone need to catch those free falling rockies, ideally us!
Damn that Cubs ring is nice
>>77184418
Definitely right
Feels good for the cubs to be back. I gotta good feeling about the 2nd half
>weather delay
well that's unfortunate.
>>77184605
Weird, it's a south moving storm.
>>77184605
>turn on stream just in time for the introduction
>we'll be right back
>weather delay
Are weather delays gonna be a regular game-1-of-the-series thing?
>game scheduled to start in half an hour
Time to make a sandwich and tea I guess.
>>77184542
They did what's a good team would do to Baltimore but the real question should be what will they do to teams like the dodgers and lastros?
Game is about to start lads
Whats everyone drinking tonight? Got me a spotted cow for the game to sip on.
>>77185172
water
>>77184501
Just what I was thinking. The Cubs ring is gorgeous.
Though I feel somewhat conflicted saying that, since a Cubs championship ring is still a crime against nature.
>>77185172
Got me some butterfly peaflower tea
Way too late for alcohol for me.
which version of Lester is pitching tonight?
>>77185284
They completely ruined Pinhead in the new movie, like turning the Lament Configuration into a smartphone app.
>>77185172
sweet tea and gravy
>>77185284
Kinda looks like the banjo kid from Deliverance.
>>77185217
Underrated post. Water is the best to drink. It keeps you the most hydrated and it's the best for you
>>77185531
>Dihydrogen monoxide keeps you the most hydrated
Wow got my noggin joggin there lad
>>77185589
Don't you mean hydrous oxide (H20)?
>>77185642
Good one
so far so good
>>77185642
Quite sure he's talking about μ-Oxido dihydrogen
>tfw Braves fans are excited about being 45-45 so far through the season
>tfw Cubs fans are bummed about being 46-45 so far
Who woulda thought? In the 90s, the Barves fans were spoiled and always clinched divisions and the Cubs fans were just nothing more than lovable losers
>>77185691
I'm talking about hydrohydroxic acid
>>77185679
>brought the rake
>Chubs going to waste a Jon Lester dooble
>>77185736
nah he's gonna dinger
Does running the bases affect the pitchers at all? In the Backyard Baseball games it did, but what about real life?
>>77185706
Isn't that a salt of H+ and OH-?
>>77185736
It was a conflict double so best to leave it where it was found.
atta boy Julio!
JULIOOO
why is the cusb defense so much shit compared to last season?
Cusb in charge of turning two
>>77185250
TrumpCare just died in the Senate, again. I think I'll celebrate the fact I'm not losing my insurance by entering the Cubs raffle to get a championship ring.
So how is this new stadium of the Barfs? Is it run on peach pits? And what's with the press box seating in the infield?
>>77185825
>>77185830
Because their defense is just that of mortals, not gods. Watch the shit Baez did in the playoffs last year.
>>77184501
>all those fancy cut sapphires and rubies pressed into grooves
Those will always the first to fall out. I don't get how they don't pulverize them pressing them into hard channels like that unless it's all epoxied in.
>>77185841
Fuck you. I don't want to have to pay for your subsidized insurance.
And don't you worry, Trump will be in office for another 3.5 years. It's a matter of time before Obamacare is shot down.
MAGA
>>77185841
Hitters ballpark. Reason Tehran has struggled.
Aside from that it has a waffle House so it's better then any stadium in my mind
>so many shitcongo fans at the game
>>77185841
you are on taxpayer subsidized obamacare?
>diaf sponge
>>77185871
>>77185883
>>77185904
seemed pretty reasonable to not want to have to pay for your healthcare
>>77185904
eat shit faggot
>>77185927
>>77185928
>>77185932
Baseball.
He's just baiting for reactions.
>>77185932
The point I believe is that this is about baseball and not politics.
>schwarber k
>>77185970
he's the dipshit who brought up politics to begin with, then got asspained when people slap him down for being an insufferable leech on society
>>77185970
He brought it up though, Bjorn
Hey bros happy we got s budget, can't wait to get my madiganbux
Go cubs! They're back baby
>>77185983
>>77186000
Yeah I misread the comment he originally replied to, my bad.
Doesn't help that the game is relatively stale either.
>>77186019
>cant wait to move out of illinois
>>77186031
this
anywhere looks better. even fucking indiana
>>77186031
>t. Rauner after the 2018 election
>>77186063
>implying Rauner is the problem
>>77186020
>sigh
We need poster ID's on this board.
>>77186073
But how will I pay for my three cats, my art supplies and my weed?
Fuck, you can't stop talking about politics can you?
>>77186106
The Cusb fan base is cancer
wtb: orioles pitching
How do they get the runner on base on the fox box before he even gets ball four. Is there a delay between video and score keeping?
>>77186118
What can you really expect? They are from Illinois and they actually look up to Obama
>>77186153
Fuck off back to /pol/, keep politics out of here
>>77185172
Fuck I miss that shit
>>77186173
>>77186153
End your lives and stop shitting up this thread, fags
>>77186173
>let me just close my eyes and say "lalalala" and that means things will stay the same in the outside world
Change has already happened, and another 7.5 years of change is coming
>>77186171
meh
spotted cow isnt that great
20 years ago it was some of the better beer available in the region, but now there are tons of better options
>tg now ships dinosaur beer to illinois
>>77186208
>Thinking you'll even get even 4.
Better hope the Russian cloud goes away very soon then.
>Lester up with men on 1st and 2nd and no outs.
Cheeky bunt or for the fences?
>Can you smell what the Baez is cooking?
Should I nuke the thread?
>>77186244
fences now lol
Braves trying to one-up our trash defense.
ive seen this episode before....
>>77186262
No, Cubs are actually doing something we can talk about the game again.
Holy fuck, this ump is blind.
>>77186276
Okay bud.
>2-1
Based Zo.
ZOBIWAN
And now, let's hope they don't collapse in the latter innings.
>julio in charge of pitching at home
cmon kyle dont fuck this up
If this post ends in 4, Schwarber gets a grand slamy
Kyle "K" Schwarber
No thanks, not right now please
>>77186429
btfo
fuck
that should have been a double
Can't stop the freeman
Damn, nice stop.
>pie rats add an insurance run in the 8th
Nice fielding. Base clearing dubs if Freeman wasn't there.
>pie rats 4
>broors 2
stop fucking up
>Baez striking out on a pitch a foot off the plate
why
>>77186669
Because otherwise he would not be Baez.
sonofa
fuck off freddie
>>77186725
I detect baez in your statement.
FREE FREE MAN
Fuck you Fred. You just cost the Cubs 5 runs now.
Happ on 3rd with no outs.
>stranded
wtf
fuck off freeman you bitch
Based
Cubs are scum.
>>77186826
>Calm down Francis
Schwarb with the defense
Who the FUCK designed that wall?
>>77186826
Just like their fans
SchWARber
>7th inning
Braves runback imminent
>Schwarber almost getting injured for an out.
sunovabtch
based rizz
Heh gimme some more of that rizz
>Rizzo home run
>"Catch that one Freddy Freeman!"
Shit like that is why JD and Len are the BEST.
Wait, what happened to the schwarb?
>>77186966
tumbled into the stands catching a fly ball
he's fine
>>77186966
He's trash this season
>Julio walked Lester in 4 pitches
Digits and Cusb ship schwarb, stinky Lackey and prospies for Gray and a prospie
Carl Skellington's arms are so thin they're almost transparent.
>>77187003
>Hate speech posting
>Being an inning late.
Terrible.
>>77187037
>Skellington
He's the Dinosaur man now.
>3 consecutive quality starts for cusb pitching
wat
>>77187052
Why?
>>77187058
lackeys going tomorrow it ends
>>77187063
>>77187058
4 consecutive games without giving up a 1st inning run
>season high?
>>77187058
>Has a folder of hate speech for the cubs.
This is sad.
At least make it pedobear or Clark.
>safe
Dang kemp
Safe or out that was a good throw
>>77187077
Well dinosaurs are the coolest thing, for sure.
>that Heyward ab
>>77187082
>Clark
>nonthreatening male mascot who wears clothes but no pants
At least Atlanta isnt full of niggers like Shitcongo
Russell returning to form?
>>77187063
When the Cubs were in Washington DC to play the Nationals, it's tradition for the World Series champions to go visit the White House. Two Thirds of the team skipped out seeing Trump with most citing family or visiting friends. Carl Edwards Jr. excuse was.
>"I'm trying to go see like the dinosaur museums."
>>77187186
youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
>>77187186
Shut up before we clone Sherman and send him back to south to redecorate your shithole of a city. Again.
>>77187115
Favorite dinosaurs everybody?
>>77187190
>>77187128
>>77187081
>>77187058
>>77187003
>Trying this hard to jinx the Cubs with the Blackhawks curse.
Pathetic.
>>77187186
>t. iveneverbeentothesouth
>>77187215
>believing in curses
>>77187186
>Atlanta: 57% Black
>Chicago: 32.9% Black
The entire Atlanta economy is built around strip club, Chick Fil A and trap music.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._cities_with_large_African-American_populations
>it's an Uehara episode
Koji pls do good.
>>77187208
M first dinosaur toy was a brachiosaurus.
Good Koji sighting confirmed
>>77187082
>>77187043
Enjoy the (You) you wanted
>>77187258
>implying those three things aren't awesome
You could've found much worse things about nigger culture tbqh famalam
>>77187333
Don't post a hate speech memes.
That's even worse than politic posting.
Shut
It
Down
>>77187367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXfNY308rOQ
>>77187362
>pepe
>hate speech
wtf I'm le nazi now
>>77187362
With that Reddit spacing, you're either an elaborate troll/shill or tried to find r/MLB and got lost.
Well played and/or fuck you, take your pick
>>77187376
>>77187389
Nazis plz go.
>>77187389
>implying 4chan isn't reddit now
>>77187400
Chelsea found 4chan I guess.
Chelsea your mom doesn't like the Cubs anymore, you're supposed to like the Stankees now
wtf are you doing Wade
Rally time boys
Tie it kemp
>>77187389
Piss off t_Donald
>runners on the corners
The wrong Wade showed up fellas, it's Dwyane
>>77187267
>e-e-e-eito
everytime
>>77187391
nobody gives a shit about the opinions of traitors
WILD PITCH
>>77187445
Born in Midwest, lived there and the South.
The South is so much better (save for Alabama and Mississippi) but I also get to like Chicago sports teams :^)
OPEN
IT
UP
Bad time to start a blown save Wade
>Cubs 'fans' embrace /pol/
>Cubs immediately collapse
Trump was a mistake
hey guise
i can help
is it time to panic yet?
Oh shit, the collapse.
>>77187514
>>77187489
The cancer is to strong!
drill music > trap music
go cubs
On a scale of 1-10 how many layers of ironic shilling is /sp/ on
Lane is fast as fuck. I always forget
>>77187540
at least like 9 or 10 my dude
>braves lead the MLB with the most last at bat wins or go ahead runs
>Starting pitching finally starts to be consistent
>Bullpen turns to shit
BRAVES MAGIC
how the fuck did he not go
laughing my ass off to be honest family
His bat crossed the plate, what the fuck?
GODDAMN FUCKING GEORGIA UMP
THAT WAS A GODDAMN SWING, TELL EM JOE
Reeee nervous
>Wade Davis still hasn't blown a save this season.
[ W ]
Holy fuck are the braves annoying. Stop with the chop already
>Maddon looking through stats
The only at bat that matters is this one right now!
Even with the attempt to jinx the Cubs with frogposting, the Cubs survive.
/pol/ BTFO
frogs BTFO
>>77187623
Didn't appeal.
God damn, I need a drink after that one.
Good Game Braves.
[ W ]
Being a fan of Chicago sports teams (and the Bootyblasters) is gonna give me a fucking aneurysm
ZOBIWAN
ZOBIWAN
ZOBIWAN
ZOBIWAN
ZOBIWAN
[W]
[ W ]
That's 4
>>77187678
that's hilarious
>>77187694
No thanks to your spam.
RIP
>>77187719
>>77187747
You know what's funny? Treason by conspiring with the Russians.
>>77187829