Yankees vs Twins Game Thread

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>>77184296

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T H I CK

>>77184677
I've always wondered how much Photoshop she used in that photo.

>>77184741
found this photo on her facebook. probably a lil editing from a phone photo filter. I wish I could actually friend her for more photos though :(

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Last time Brian Mitchell started against the Twins, it was the meme game of the year. Will we get the same this season?

>the worst YES broadcasters are calling the game
please win to make this easier on me

Twins are a big wc competitor, this is a huge series

Btw did that guy call mike?

>>77184835
He said he did, but the producer said his call wouldn't be able to make it through today

God damn Meredith lay off the sweets

Meredith looks particularly fat today

>>77184873
The whole thicc meme was a mistake

>>77184872
>>77184872
she also had a wet spot near her thigh.. what the fuck was she eating/or drinking before reporting?

>>77184776
She doesn't accept friend requests?

>>77184905
denied mine, at least lol

>>77184912
You didn't make the 3k person cut?

>>77184790
I had a sex dream about Press last night because of all this posting

Was kind of hot though

Dfa judge

>>77184960
>because of all this posting
Ironically enough, I've really cut down on the Press posting in the past month

>>77184960
What's wrong with you? I don't even think her girlfriend has sex dreams about her

How do we fix Judge?

>>77184984
She's not bad. I think she's like a 6 or 7. I don't understand the fascination with her though. I can't control who I have dreams about

Hey Mike, you think that now that Judge isn't hitting lately they will take down the Judges Chambers?

What's up with all these manlet second basemen?

Why isn't MLB stopping this?

>>77185014
>judge finally goes through his first slump of the year
>not even a serious slump as he's still hitting the ball hard and not flailing at everything
>people are giving up on him

Fuck you fairweathers

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i like stealing bases. huge series, yankees gotta hammer down!!

>>77185029
that was a call i heard today lol

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>>77185032
Clint better be thankful he can play baseball or he wouldn't be pulling this kind of ass

>>77185005
7 is a little generous but I don't understand the fascination either. I think it's just like 1 or 2 guys here like TY.

>>77185014
I can't wait until they take it down

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I've given up hope on the Yankees. It's almost like they don't want to win. Seeing Ellsbury and Headley constantly in the lineup pisses me off beyond belief too, even though they don't really have any good replacement.

>>77185014
You waited for an hour to ask me that? Get lawst!

>>77185062
He wouldn't look as bad if he weren't a red-haired, freckled fuck.

>>77185080
>He wouldn't look as bad if he weren't a red-haired, freckled fuck.

Can be said for all gingers

lmao at cutting chris carter you guys are going to regret when you can't even find a first baseman lol he led the league in home runs last year

>>77185089
I mean, he'd probably look like a Chad if it weren't for his faggot ass hair color.

>>77185110
He sucks kill yourself

>>77185110
You've been posting here a lot since you've been cut, haven't you Chris?

>>77185110
I see Chris Carter is back to posting on Yankee threads

>>77185110
why hasn't anybody picked him up yet then?

>>77185110
Well you're going to have to hit a lot over the next 2.5 months to match last year, Mr. Carter.

>>77185132
Rangers have interest

Defending Chris Carter is probably the quickest ways to get (You)'s in a Yankee thread kek

>>77185154
Have they watched this season?

>The Yankees might get David Roberston and David Phelps at the trade deadline
Trade deadline reunions are the biggest wastes of prospects you can do. Just fucking keep the players.

Redpill me on this pitcher. Is he any good or are the Yankees going swing at everything today?

What are the odds Bartolo pitches 7 innings against us tomorrow?

>>77185175
He walks a shit ton of people, so that means faggots like Castro will swing at every single pitch.

What's even in Minnesota?

>>77185194
Target

>>77185194
a bunch of bullshit

>>77185194
They have that Mall don't they

>>77185194
Somalians

>>77185194
snow

>>77185194
somalis raping people

What's even in New York?

>>77185194
a place where the Vikings perpetually lose

>>77185226
Relevance

>>77185226
Pizza and that's it

>>77185226

a big statue of some slut

>>77185226
The greatest city in the world. The. The rest of the state is trees and inbred Appalachians

How was the Mike and Mad Dog 30 for 30?

Now that the dust has settled, why are Red Sox fans so obsessed with Judge?

>>77185194
Somali cops that gun your ass down if you call 911

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love the yankees forever. and they will love you back!! *hubba hubba*

>>77185278
A century-long inferiority complex.

>>77185287
Who's that faggot behind Jeter?

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>>77185278
>>77185278

Juiced balls
AND
Boston is your natural rival

>>77185278
Inferiority complex

They talk about us when Sox aren't even playing the Yankees.

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>>77185268
Ummmm who's waters is she in again????

>>77185301
Yankee fans weren't obsessed with Mookie Betts last year though, and Red Sox fans weren't obsessed with Gary Sanchez last year. For some reason, they are REALLY obsessed with Judge.

>>77184824

Holy fuck. Who did Ryan Ruocco blow and/or butt blast to get this gig? Voice sounds like he's gargling jizz while speaking. Where the fuck is Kenny? They need a 3 broadcast team on the road. Don't tell me Yes doesn't have the budget.

Going one more inning then switching to the Twins broadcast.

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>>77185308
>owning water
Jersey is full of meth head and nigger zombies

>>77185302
The Yankees could be 30 games behind the Red Sox and they would still be obsessed.

getting real tired of your slow arm didi

I'm so fucking tired of this team

Hicks would have had that

>>77185321
THE WHOLE LEAGUE IS STUPID

now shut up, I'm watching the based ball

>>77185325
It doesn't seem like Ken has been on in a While. Ruocco is alright but he definitely shouldn't do play by play. He doesn't have the voice for it; sucked on TMKS too

>>77185298
its the fab five https://www.sbnation.com/2012/1/12/2701114/looking-back-at-baseballs-fab-five

I'd rather deal with then watch Pineda do this game.

I'm so happy I'll never see him again, sad Yanks couldn't trade him for something

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>>77185363
The worst part about last season was the Yankees not going all in on the sell. They didn't trade enough people.

>>77185356

Ruocco makes my ears angry. Plus he has no data or insight to share. A wannabe like what's his face on Fox. Michael Kay would have talked in detail about Bird right now and who team is going to go for in an epic trade.

>>77185396
Who else should have been traded?

>>77185418
CC, Pineda, Headley, Gardner, Betances, and possibly Ellsbury if they took on some of the contract. Get rid of all of these faggots who are wastes of space.

>>77185363

The Pineda memes will be missed my friend.

>Garrett Cooper trade
>big trade
Literally what the fuck did Ruoco mean by this?

>>77185415
Yeah he's just doesn't have the personality. There are a lot of broadcasters that have never played an inning but you can still respect. At least Kay knows his shit and he's really passionate.

Anyone else dislike Romine?

>>77185433
Speaking of CC, anyone know what the deal it with the QO?

If he takes it, then the Yankes get him for another year. If he doesn't we get a first round pick if some other team signs him?

>>77185433
Nobody is gonna take on that Ellsbury contract. I really think they just putting him out there to validate the contract

>>77185462
He's a back up catcher. His numbers are fine for that role. Most backups are total trash. Only problem is he's playing way too often at first

>>77185468
You don't even get a first round pick anymore for a QO. There's no reason for the Yankees to even try it

>>77185433

Headley and Ellsbury need to be traded pronto for sure. Eat the fucking money. CC is the glue of the team.

>>77185433
Nobody wants junk, it really only makes sense to trade if someone actually wants what you have to offer. Why give away players just to give them away

>>77185470
they really need to put some young guns out there, and see what they can do.

>>77185477
He's playing way too often in general, and I would be fine if he were at least a good defensive catcher (which he's not).

>>77185487
Headley and Ellsbury have overstayed their welcome and need to go.

>>77185494
I don't think they're at the fuck it point in the season yet
>>77185487
You're right. Ellsbury is shit but he's better than most AAA center fielders

>>77185462

I like him. A true pro. Trade the Spanish speaking only catcher for somebody. Sanchez wears out a path to the mound every game. A catcher needs to speak fluent English. The relievers are not fucking up by accident.

Mitchell's kinda have had some shitty luck so far

If Ellsbury was making $7 million a year, how would you like him?

>>77185526
>The relievers are fucking up are fucking up because Sanchez doesn't speak English well
>but the two relievers fucking up the most both speak Spanish
which one is it?

>>77185533
I'd still hate that faggot because he's shit, but at least he isn't shit coated with fools gold.

>>77185533
Would still hate him because he won a ring with the Red Sox

This team fucking sucks so much.

Based judge

JUDGED

Judged

judge with the cannon!

>>77185551

You drunk buddy? Think Clippard.

WHAT THE FUCK

what the fuck is an "old timers right field throwing arm"? - who is this stupid fuck calling the game!

FUCKING ERRORS!!! WHAAT THE FUCK!! those bitches only get 3 fucking out. fucking stupid shitty 1st basemen. go back to Trenton you fuck

Judge bailed you the fuck out, and you had to fuck it up

>pitchers cannot be expected to catch balls, field and throw balls, run the bases, and hit

What are they good for?

>can't throw
>can't catch
just take him to the bullpen and shoot him in the head

>>77185608
They're good for loading the bases with no outs.

mitchell needs more motherfuckin PFP!! pussy ass motherfucker.

Watching the Yankees has become a chore

>pitcher gets charged with error
>counts as unearned run

This semen slurping sport isn't for me

>>77185582
What happened I missed it?

*SLAMS GAVEL*
LIFE SENTENCE IN AAA

>>77185645
Bases loaded with no outs, Judge caught a decently deep fly ball, and threw the runner out at home.

>>77185110
how come no one has re-signed him yet

>>77185645
https://twitter.com/NYYDJ2/status/887116732749500419

>>77185659
What can't Judge do except hit the ball the past few weeks

If you're going throw at Ellsbury, aim for the knees or his face

JACOBY FINALLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT

I would respect Ellsbury more if he just stepped into every pitch and took it in the back

Holy shit. Twins broadcast even worse than tonight's Yes. Sounds like Simpsons voice actors calling a Springfield High School game.

http://www.mlbstream.me/482447/4/minnesota-twins-vs-new-york-yankees-live-stream-online.html

DROPPED.

>J0dge

Ellsbury, you piece of shit. You could've beat that out.

I want to see Judge run into a catcher this year

Espada looks like he's 5'1" when he's next to Judge.

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ahh score a fucking run

Oh fucking of course.

WILL
THEY
EVER
GET
A
BREAK

Meanwhile our fucking fielders drop routine balls thrown from 10 feet away. Fuck this team.

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R E T R O

>>77185812

You're referring to the ball right? Read an article today about the huge rise in pitcher hand blisters being connected to a change in the ball (lower seam height) that allows longer flight.

>Twins have a bunch of soft contact hits, that happen to find the holes
>Yankees have hard contact hits that have been stolen by good defense
Why the fuck are they so unlucky right now?

>>77185856


>deadspin
you read a shit article

YES commentary team tonight is TOO FUCKING VANILLA

DIDI

>>77185903
I know fuck this guy
Evan Roberts of YES

Why doesn't Kay travel with the team anymore?

Mitchell better give the greatest blow job to both Didi and Judge tonight, because they're the only reason he's still in this game.

>>77185916
He's bigger than that

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What is your drinking pleasure tonight, /sp/??

i coach high level baseball, and i can confirm that the seams in NCAA baseballs are flat. homer numbers in the NCAA are up too. balls, are not likely juiced.

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>>77185934
my tears

also didi is elite

>>77185934
blue raspberry slush puppy

>>77185955
That was a nice looking bird

Fuck he's out

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>>77185867

Idiot losers like you are a major reason I rarely contribute this thread anymore.

Here is the article you fat fucking asshole: https://theringer.com/mlb-pitching-blister-increase-baseballs-d585997d1857

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>>77185934

Headley has no power, everything he hits is a soft liner

>>77185976
How about you don't contribute at all you whiny bitch

>b-b-b-blisters!!!!

Just like your sprained vagina right? Pitchers make up bullshit reasons as to why they're hurt all the time

alright im not watching this garbage anymore i dont even know what the fuck im watching

how hard can it be to fucking hit a moving ball with a big stick

I'm so fucking tired of how shitty this team is. I'm so fucking tired of how shitty Girardi has managed the bullpen this season. They could've really put together a decent year.

>>77185998
I can't blame Girardi too much for Betances and Chapman being shit

Garrett Cooper is elite

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>>77185992
>You'll still be back for Tebow

>>77186012
I can blame him for continually putting them out there when they clearly were having trouble. Especially when there were better options in Warren and Green.

>>77185916

Roastie wifey makes him stay home. Had a kid at 55+ and (we) paying the price with shitty broadcasts.

This game would be tied of Mitchell weren't a chapped cunt.

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>>77186035
Dam

>>77186027
Warren was on the dl for like a month

>>77185986

Who's this virgin?

>>77186027
Warren was injured when Chapman and Betances were shit, and Green usually wasn't an option

when you string some hits together, you get RUNS!!

>>77185986

This is one of my screenshots some anon saved. The Sanchez pizza memes are mine too. Imagine if I contributed more often. Frustrated fags like you repel quality away from the thread.

>>77185955

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>>77186134
he's right

>he came here looking for quality

L e g e n d a r y
b a t s p e e d
a
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s
p
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d

>>77186134
No one gives a shit, go contribute on Reddit you fucking dork

how will the yankees fuck this up

ill tell you already

strikeout
groundout
flyout

JUDGED

You guys thought the Yankees had a trash bullpen? Wait until you see the Twins

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please dont strike out hoilday

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I didn't know rebuilding teams bought at the trade deadline

Their defense is pissing me off lol

>>77186167
now we just need the flyout to complete the obvious prophecy

>>77186278
Go back to your Red Sox gamethread

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fuck that was a good play this defense is killing us

>>77186294
No, we need a strikeout

Castro's lack of plate discipline has to be the most annoying thing we put up with on a consistent basis.

>>77186278
there was countless idiots asking about verlander on francessa today.. I love the yanks but our fans are dumb as shit

>>77186334
>you now remember last year some people wanted a rich hill for aaron judge trade

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>i wonder if their are any Twins fans out there :^|

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>>77186392
>they're
derp

Hey mike can we make Caleb smith the closer

Twins have the worst bullpen in baseball.

Girardi or Cashman will need rip their assholes if they don't score a run tonight

>>77186334
Let's be honest, that typical wfan callers. They ask the dumbest questions and make stupid comments

Hey Mike, you think the yanks should trade didi and elsbury for lindor?

This team's offense is really pissing me off

>>77186423
Joe D called Kim Jones today. It's hilarious listening to that guy talk.

>>77186328
it was a shit at bat for sure, but homie is batting over 300

wtf i love headley now?

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>>77186475

>hitting with risp

Does Cooper know what it means to be a Yankee?

>when headley, romine and a guy whos been here for 4 days are the yankees offense

So that's why they call it cooper town

>>77186504
His OBP isn't anything special though. He's the type of guy that absolutely needs to have a high average, because he doesn't walk enough.

>>77186534
I remember that almost no hitter in his second start in Texas, and thinking he would be a decent relief in 2009.

And those are the only positive memories I have of him

how come they never run to first
theres still a chance they could fuck up the throw

>trash field

How many people have made their ML debut with the Yankees this year?

It has to be a record

>>77186593
I think it's 12 or 13

>>77186593
Well, it supposed to be a rebuilding season so might as well bring up all the kids and see who can play for pay.

>>77186682
>clintfrazierandhispussypossy.jpeg

>>77186682
Doesn't Wrigley or wherever the WSox play also get that trashy?

Kek, can't believe he swung at that.

Can we just like

Kill clippard now

>Smith is just now making his debut
>Clippard is still on the team
What the fuck is this FO doing?

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>>77186589

You are a solid poster on /tv. Cool you are a Yanks fan.

Name one relevant Yankee from the past 30 years.

L E G E N D A R Y
B A T S P E E D
A
T
S
P
E
E
D

I really like Frazier's aggressiveness on the bases.

Pussies

>Judge is on a coldstreak
>Still gets walked
kek

>judge still scares people

>>77186776
>Walk judge
>Pitch to Holiday

They got it wrong. Judge has been cold while Matt has been clutch

>>77186795
Apparently not

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>>77186809
This is what it feels like to be the sports pope

Yankees are literally reddlt: the team

>>77186761
dean anna
zealous wheeler
john ryan murphy
stephen drew
chris carter

Woah, all this time we've saved with IBB.

Thanks Manfred!

WHY FUCK DID THEY TRY TO BUNT! ITS USELESS IN MODERN BASEBALL.

What the fuck was that Didi...

>>77186795
>>77186785
you guys are dolts. his previous at bat he saw 10 pitches and ended up skying on. happened to be a can of corn. but whatever the fuck. QABS baby! and a BB is a QAB

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>this image was made 15 years ago

>>77186857
I'm not saying he's irreparably in a slump, but it's pretty clear that he hasn't had his best at-bats. He's gotten unlucky a lot, which doesn't help things.

>>77186847
you suck goat cock. didi didnt get the bunt down. it was perfect opportunity for suicide squeeze. especially with fraziers speed on third

>>77186878
It was also the perfect opportunity for one of the best lefty-on-lefty batters in the game to drive in a clutch run. Especially when Didi has literally never been good at bunting.

More like Mike Cuck
lmfao

Fuck this reddit team

>>77186868
seeing 10 pitches in an AB is not unlucky. smoking a pitch down the dick to the deepest part of the park..moderately unlucky. punk motherfucker should have gone oppo

>>77186897
What the fuck are you going on about?

>>77186904
He got unlucky twice yesterday though. Unless you think his coldstreak just started today.

This is getting really fucking annoying. Why can't the Yankees catch these breaks?

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Cuckees BTFO
ALMOST HAD ME WORRIED

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT NOT SHOWING BUNT??????

Man yanks are so unlucky

Fuck this team.

the bullpen done it again

>>77187008
Wasn't even really his fault this time. Got fucked on a lot of soft contact balls that found holes. It doesn't help that the Yankees have been robbed like three times this game of good hits.

>>77187020
Oh yeah, and Mitchell's fuck up in the second gave them a run

>>77187020
well at least the rain will save them for another run now

Game over, man.

Ah well

This can't be blamed on the bullpen.

This team is so un-fucking-believably hard to watch

AWWWWWWW THE IDDY BIDDY FLYOVERS ARE AFWAID OF A WIDDLE RAIN

>>77187046
underrated

>headley
>cooper
>romine

Oh well, GG twins

Cooper is actually pretty decent defensively

>>77187056
lol yanks have a fun team to watch a lot of good young guys. This smith guy looks pretty good too

>the Yankees have a West coast trip after this series
This season is over with.

>>77187086
The bullpen has been underperforming at an extraordinary rate though, and it's costed the Yankees countless games in the past month alone. Even if the Yankees comeback here, the bullpen will blow it.

>>77187057
t. DaQw'aan "Little Italy" Martinez

>>77187035

No

>>77187092
I'd rather see them struggle now so they can sell

>>77187111
They won't sell shit though

>>77187083

Neck beard thread repellent dildo.

Fuck Didi for trying to bunt with a runner on third.

is kintzler elite

>>77187145
Anyone can shut down this anemic offense

that fucking reaction from the closer lmao

The only good thing that came out of this game was that the bullpen got rest. And maybe it helped the retards on this team that continue trying to bunt realize that it never works.

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GG, Yaks

sorry about the rain ;_;

>>77185017
Why would they stop it? Manlets make the best second basemen. Just look at Altuve and Pedroia.