/heem/: ponzi edition

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Pray for Brendan.

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Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team

Here

We

Go

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>>77182773
How bootyblasted will boxing casuals and irish people be when May-Mac turns out to be a boring shitfest?

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When will Uncle Dana sign this man!

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Money Money Money Team

Which blacksplosive African will Charlie ward be fed to next?

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Tfw people are talking bad about your boy

>>77182803
I think he's gonna get cut

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>be me
>be 7 feet tall
>good fighter
>get into UFC
>heavy weight division has upper weight limit
>it's 265 lbs
>i can't possibly pack on any muscle and still make the weight
>have to stay forever skinny
>still win most fights

seriously if they introduced a super heavyweight class or removed the upper weight limit this guy would shred

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What did he mean by this?

>>77182792
>approach randos in gyms
>give them boxing gloves to put on
>sucker punch and wail on them till they ask you to stop

is Zelenoff a performance artist?

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Gunnar Nelson

>>77182816
>be 7 feet tall
>Get knocked out by fat 5'10" Samoan guy

What did he mean by this.

>>77182806
Is the the dirtiest fighter in the UFC? Or does that title still belong to Jon Jones?

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>>77182816
He'd bee the Sem Schilt of MMA

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I need more Tyson Pedro in my life.

with LHW the way it is, he could be top 5 in a year from now.

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>>77182820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK22F4DGAL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp0eFFRslk4

>>77182820
>is Zelenoff a performance artist?
No, he's undefeated champion boxer

>>77182843
Good to see y'all have abandoned Misha Cirkunov and are now onto the next meme hype-train

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>>77182843
I can't wait to see Gokhan enter the top 10

>>77182862
How many drinks tonight?

>>77182862
I'm a home-cooked meal

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>>77182791
McTapor

>>77182862
I'm a gormay feast

>>77182834
It's his 1st incident, it was an accident

DC still has 2 weeks to pussy out.

>>77182884
>gormay

>>77182862
>he doesn't want to be ramen noodles

Shiggy diggy

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>>77182884
>gormay

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Reminder: Cuntillo got paid 2500$ and JoJo 5000$ for that brutal hi-5 fight hahahahahahahah

HARDY WORK!!!

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>>77182884
>gormay

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does any of /heem/ want floyd heem conor?

>>77182736
who are your favorite fighters?

>>77182883
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug conner will make up his own promotion and he will make more money than the ufc and and wee pu together in the
whole world fuck off

>>77182909
I want anyone to heem Conor

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Two goats

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>>77182919
Have you hit by Khabib, no?

>>77182736
What are your thoughts on the Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor fight?

>>77182919
great copypasta desu, was it a facebook comment?

>>77182835
that guy is like 40% body fat. slow as shit. no upper limit doesn't mean lardasses everywhere.

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>>77182884
>gormay

>>77182922
if u zoom in on the seams of conor's suit it says 'born in russia, forged in ireland'

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>>77182884
>gormay

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>>77182884
>gormay

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>>77182912

Primary boys:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur

Secondary boys:

>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Tim Boetsch
>Misha Cirkunov
>Joe Duffy

Tertiary boys:

>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Drakkar Klose
>Belal Muhammad

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes
>Thanh Le

>>77182907
I swear to fucking god, fuck you, you fucking greek piece of trash. off yourself.

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What went wrong?

>>77182929
Total farce with an outcome almost impossible to predict incorrectly

>still pooling money to buy the PPV

>>77182940
>hunt
>big cuntry

schilt is the literal GOAT HW kickboxer senpai show some respec

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>>77182909
>alliegance
>Billingual
>sucess

>>77182952
you gon be sad when your boy gets eviscerated within 3 minutes by el cucuy m8

>>77182907
She almost got finished by that Seth Myers looking bitch in her first fight, and she's like 38. She's getting destroyed in her next fight unless they feed her another soccer mom/part time crossfit instructor.

>>77182953
lol how do you survive on here?

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>>77182686
>Are there very few cool Canadians in existence?

How about...
GSP?
Ryan Gosling?
Wayne Gretzky?
Howie Mandel?
Sidney Crosby?
James Cameron?
Mario Lemeiux?
Hayden Christensen?
Bobby Orr?
Norm MacDonald?
Lennox Lewis?
Drake?
Jacques Villeneueve?
Seth Rogen?
Gilles Villeneueve?
Michael Bublé?
Gordie Howe?
Steve-O?
Steve Nash?
Nathan Fillion?
Neil Young?
Patrick Roy?
Ryan Reynolds?
Mike Myers?
Brendan Fraser?
Dan Aykroyd?
Jim Carrey?
Kiefer Sutherland?
Keanu Reeves?
Justin Bieber?
Lorne Michaels?
Martin Short?
Will Arnet?
William Shatner?

>>77182986
Keanu reeves and steve-o are the only cool ones on that list

>>77182984
I think you have it wrong. Being able to tell people off anonymously helps me survive out there, not in here.

>>77182816
>not knowing mma actually stands for mixed manlet arts

real men arent allowed to compete unless they go spooky skeleton. should remove weight classes all together desu, let everyone fight everyone at whatever weight they want

give me one reason they dont do this other than shekels

>>77182986
Seth Rogan
Steve-o
Brendan Fraser
Keanu Reeves
Jim Carrey
Cyrus TPB

Nate Diaz v Donald Cerrone at 170

How would it go? Would it be spicy?

Their 155 fight was great

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>>77182995

>>77183006
They used to do this in the early UFC. Go watch those goof, fights were completely horrible.

Do you prefer mmma or wmma?

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>>77182978
>el cucky
>the same guy who scraped out a 48-47 against someone Eddie Alvarez heemed
>the same guy who got outwrestled by and lost 2 rounds to Danny Castillo
>the same guy who got outstruck and dominated by Michael Johnson, a guy Khabib made a joke of, and who got heemed by Justin Gaethje

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>>77182884
>gormay

>>77183008
>seth rogen
>A HUH HUH HUH HUH IM STONED DUUUUDE THIS IS CRAZYYYY HUH HUH WHOA WHATS GOING ONN
>*masive applause*
can't stand that fat poser, the only funny movie he ever made was superbad

>>77182986
>bieber
>drake
>crosby
>le JUST man
>cool

>lennox
>canadian

ill give you the based villeneuves carrey and shatgod

>>77183020
MMMA is totally gay. Nothing wrong with watching females wrestler though.

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>>77182963
>>77182940
Yeah put some hespect on his name

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>>77183031
>mmma

IM A HOME-COOKED MEAL!

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Has Jones pulled out yet?

>>77182909
i'd love to see mayweather's perfect record shattered by a guy that's never boxed before

connor still have many years to be humiliated

>>77183023
>mma math

>>77183023
>pull out merchant
>cant even make weight for an interim belt and clear shot at the notorious one
>padded "record"

i hope you destroy these webms in a fit of shame and embarrassment afterwards

Yo

FORM VOLTRON!!

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>>77183028
>>lennox
>>canadian

pic related, dipshit

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>>77183042

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>>77183058
>he has no argument, so he resorts to spewing buzzwords in the face of a critique of his favorite fighters' skills

>>77183023
You're an idiot

>>77183068
hes just a canadaboo

born in inglund-ingerlish

>>77182912
Mickey Gall
DC
Curtis Blaydes

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>>77183066
>conor nuthugger

He'll never fight again after he gets heemed by Floyd
He's going to take the money he made and retire while he still has a legacy
He's never defended a belt in his life and he never will

Here it is lads
https://youtu.be/CT1Yku7nG34
https://youtu.be/CT1Yku7nG34

>>77183069
>make a success of yourself
>government comes to break your thumbs

>>77183082
steve-o was born in england too i think

>>77183088
oh fuck yes

>>77183083
mickey gall needs to fight again, its been too long i need more memes

>>77183069
>The rich don't pay taxe-

>>77183087
fucking parasites

>>77183088
that's ok we don't want him

i own boxing desu

>>77183101
That total is probably from like 10 years of not paying taxes

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>>77183088
>steve-o was born in england too i think

>>77183083

how can you like blaydes after that absolutely pathetic showing last time

>>77183113
well, it says it right there

>>77183113
this nigga can't even read

>>77183114
stand by your boy

even if you get heemed you must hug him and tell the world hes still your boy

>>77182986
Didn't know Howie Mandel was a Canadian.

Where did you get this list? If you made it yourself after he ask it's pretty impressive.

why so many leafs

this is /eire/ general

When are they gonna overturn Santiago Pokes-anibbio's dirty win?

>>77183134
Sure Mr. Gormay

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>>77183128
>no one stands by Weidman anymore, not even his own dad

>>77183131
My friends dad went to high school with howie. The only story he ever told us that one time at a party howie put a chocolate bar in the pool and convinced a bunch of people it was shit, then he dove down and took a bite.

>>77182892
>Accident
>Three eye pokes in a row

>>77183114
Because he absolutely memed on Milstead and I'm not gonna abandon /myboy/ after 1 boring performance

>>77183100
He loses his next fight

>>77183071
Coming from the dude who just tried to say el cucuy scraped a decision. He dominated and chose to brawl a dude khabib had to lay on

>>77183144
but he can't shake someone's hand?

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If there was a war between ireland and canada who would win

3 5 month rounds
no other countries are allowed to help either side
no nukes

>>77183144
That's some Bill Murray shit

i will heem ANYBODY on /heem/. just give me a time and a place, i will literally fly myself out, book a hotel for the night, show up in the morning, and heem you in 2 rounds.

>>77183084
>legacy
???
what is conor's legacy?
beating a few manlets
defending...what? once?
novelty fight: 1 loss to Diaz, 1 win against Diaz, whatever happens with oldman Floyd.

GSP, JJ, ASilva - these guys have defended around 10 times each. THEY have a legacy.

Conor's legacy is that he was the best-paid, best-weight cutter, best-trash talker. That's it.
Of course, he can go another 8 or 10 years and maybe he'll be in the same conversation as GSP/Silva/Jones but right now, he's not even close.

>>77183084
Khabib will never touch a belt though

>>77183155
florida would beat either of them

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>>77183149
Damn straight. The rematch of the decade.

>>77183155
Canada, they have much more natural resources, and there's more of them despite majority of canucks being sissies they should win that easily

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>>77183150
The fight was much closer than you and the rest of cucky's nutthuggers make it out to be

>>77183159
>needing 2 rounds to heem us

confirmed pussy

>>77182995
>>77183008
Stevo o was born in London. His mom is Canadian but his dad is American.

Stevo is an American

>>77183155
As soon as we roll out our armoured Ford Escorts it's all over for Canada.

>>77182736

Damn what happened to Gunnar's hairline

>>77183154
That type of OCD usually gets progressively worse as you get older, idk. I don't really care, I was told that story like 20 years ago

>>77183168
thigh boots and speedos combo is so gay I'm surprised Amerirednecks are enjoying this instead of rallying with pitchforks

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>>77183124
>>77183125
Yeah, it says right there...on his Canadian passport, dipshits. You don't get a passport if you're not a citizen, ffs. (Except in Ireland, where you just have to be an Apple employee.)

>>77183144
mfw

>>77183171
It wasn't though

>>77183149
Mickey is going to tappy Laprise and there's literally nothing you can do about it

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Reminder that if two new threads pop up at the same time, the correct one is the one without a Schaub pic.

>>77183159
Come through to Tiger's Muay Thai gym in Brooklyn New York. I'm there Monday to Fridays from 6 pm - 9 pm. Ask for Andre at the front desk.

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When is /ourleanbodyboy/ returning to claim his throne?

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>>77183205

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL27mQ71E4c

>>77183207
214 against Makdessi

>>77183184
It got deleted by a jab in his last fight

>>77183207

Is Sage the white Yoel?

>>77183218
That's scrapped.

>>77183193
>what is dual citizenship

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>>77183218
It got cancelled because Sage isn't allowed to stay up too late now that school is starting again soon

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Who /succ/ here

>>77183193
The initial post was stating the Steve-o was born in England. No one questioned his Canadian citizenship. Dumbass.

>>77183179

Guy MacPherson: You think you know someone, but I just read that you're part Canadian.
Steve-O: That's right, yeah. My mom was born in Canada.

GM: Do you feel like one of us?
SO: Sure, I love Canada.

GM: Canadians love to trumpet any Canadian who is a celebrity. Now we can add you to that list.
SO: Sure. Absolutely. I love gushing about Canada.

GM: Do you? Do you know a lot about it?
SO: Yeah, quite a bit.

GM: More than the average American.
SO: I would say so, for sure. And when I gush about Canada, it's more about how America's kind of going down the tubes. When it all goes down, I don't have a possession that I value more than my Canadian passport.

GM: You also have a British one, right?
SO: Uh-huh.

GM: So the world is your oyster.
SO: That's about right, yeah.

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>>77183228
>>77183234

God damn it

>>77183234
sage is gonna be the coolest freshman

>>77183235
>Tfw to smart too beat Jon

>>77183234
so sage is obviously queer

>>77183234
The best thing about that is Arianny straining to make an emotion through her face.

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>>77183210
Salty loser

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is there a /sp/ approved gym/fight team?

>>77183234
Me in highschool

>>77183234
kek i've never seen webm that before

>vanessa
looked way too eager and happy
>chrissy
couldn't have cared less
>brittney
tried to play it cool
>arianny
hard to tell through all the plastic and layers of sheik semen

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>>77183254

>>77183155
that's a war that's going feature a lot of fist-fighting, and end early with a friendly truce.
Then a lot of friendly fisticuffs, singing and poetry reading, and strongman challenges.
All fuelled by copious amounts of beer & whiskey drinking.

>>77183278
Ok reddit

>>77183276
so like i said sage is obviously queer

>>77183256
She's definitely gonna end up being one of those monster face people Rogan likes to talk about

>>77183269
Is it wrong that after watching dozens of UFC events I don't recognize any of those ring card bimbos ?

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>>77183235
>"Who does Jon think he's fooling, I know damn well he wants that succ"

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What went wrong?

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>>77183282
12-10 record

>>77183295
Yeah man you are obviously queer

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>>77183256
She was SO pretty and then she went and had herself plasticized, and ruined everything.

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>>77183298

>>77183086
>sunglasses indoors

no wonder his coach disowned him

>>77183295
Same, sperg op spazzed out on me for not knowing them by name

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>>77183298
Well, with those neck tattoos he's never going to secure an office job.

>>77183309
she got old

>>77183302
Artem won the fight, cub won the decision.

>>77183295
Everyone is going to forget their names now that Goldie isn't here to say "the beautiful *insert whore*" between rounds anymore.

>>77183258
Yoel was the moneyfight, Bisp'n fucked up. Now he loses belt to Whittaker for nothing

>>77183295
Their names are on literally every broadcast, do you even watch weigh-ins?

>>77183290
???
never been there, what do you mean by that? What's reddit about what i said?

>>77183295

you should at least have a ringfu and be able to recognize one, m8. i would suggest chrissy or vanessa. brittney is for hipsters/contrarians and arianny, well, you don't want to get involved there she's beyond hope.

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>>77183298
No woman would choose a manlet over Chael P Sonnen, P stands for porking Paige on the reg

>>77183327
you're acting like a fag

>>77183311
I wear a hat inside

Do something

>>77183325
I think people subconsciously mute Jon Anik's voice at this point.

>>77183336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1bGuiHHs

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why the fucc is the the thread moving so fast? nothing mma related is happening right now. why ar eyou all posting?

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>>77183336
i'll do something about it

>>77183325
>do you even watch weigh-ins?
Normal people don't, why would you want to watch men with their shirt of do a fake square off? Seriously

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>>77183302
>>77183319

>>77183334
how so?

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>>77183332
Mfw Based Uncle Chael would bully Arianny
>>77183343
Anik is better than, Stann,Hardy,Grisham

>>77183351
>why would you want to watch men with their shirt of
It's much better watching sweaty men grapple with each other huh?

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if you had 1 hour with podcaster, comedian, actor, former professional football player, and retired mixed martial artist Brendan Peter Schaub what would you do together?

>>77183355
by making faggy posts like this

>that's a war that's going feature a lot of fist-fighting, and end early with a friendly truce.
Then a lot of friendly fisticuffs, singing and poetry reading, and strongman challenges.
All fuelled by copious amounts of beer & whiskey drinking.

Read that shit out loud in front of a mirror.

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>>77183348
Because it's the day after a card? One that was full of memes too.

>>77183348
spotter the nigger who can't read

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schaubposter with his boy

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>>77183368

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>>77183368
>full of memes
cynthia was the only meme

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>>77183351

>>77183379
Damn, Coral springs looks like that?!

>>77183325
I'd be able to only point out Chrissy from the crowd and that's only because that camel toe pic of her in silver bikini that gets posted here sometimes.
All those other chicks are so generic and I really don't pay attention to Goldie/Anik saying their names, always seemed weird to me that every event they would announce the name of walking decoration

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>>77183368
conor help

>>77183382

he landed flat on his back and tucked his chin, and he didn't even get hit on the way up. the nog wasted all that energy just to do zero damage

>>77183399
If you don't know Chrissy/Arianny/Vanessa then you're just sad dude. No excuse, they're mentioned/present on literally every single card.

>>77183379
kek, is that really Coral Springs?

>>77183420
>>77183396
yes

>>77183364
A little bit better, at least that's real and the fighters want to do it. No fighters want to do the weigh ins in front of people when they're stressed and preparing for a fight

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Anyone else realise how hyped up black prospects never lose while when a white boi gets hyped up he gets KO'd cold by a jab

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>>77183394
>the way his eyes go down to his chest as soon as Shelby moves out of the way

Joe is so ancient Roman gay

>>77183357
Grisham and Hardy at least have cool british accent, Stann also has a better voice than Anik in my opinion and is a good looking man to boot.

>>77183420
>>77183396
no. coral said he was 6'4. that guy is 5'9 or something

>>77183402
Getting dropped like that can still stun you

>>77183418
Idiot

>>77183443
Damn coral bro is a beast

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I'm a gorilla

>tfw i used to have a TA in one of my classes back in college that looked like a bustier Chrissy Blair
>tfw asked her out in the middle of the semester instead of waiting for the end and she said no

i goofed it up lads.

>>77183434
He lost to Rory and had a very disappointing fight with Wonderboy

>>77183443
>coral said he was 6'4
do you think he's like your internet friend or something?

>>77183448
no u

>>77183434
>marc diakiese
>black bitch

Ngannou next :)

>>77183451
Better to try and fail than to wonder "what if?"

(1) new poke.

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>>77183440
>is a good looking man to boot.

please, what is Galore's secret training?

>>77183466
He lost, get over it lol

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>>77183466
bad shill forgot webm

>>77183450

the funny thing is that Brock is a 6'3" Aryan gorilla millionaire hype sensation and at the end of the day he STILL settled down for a past-her-prime bitch that already had kids by another man

>>77183468
It's a plus when they have to appear in front of a camera.
Stann is tall, muscular and square jawed, Anik is a bald, jewy manlet. Those things matter in world of TV and broadcasting

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>>77183468
Stann is handsome as fuck

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>>77183473
I will not

>>77183113
You can't even fuckin read!

>>77183394
>>77183438
Could you imagine yoel gorilla fucking somebody? Guy must have a massive Cuban hog, right?

Jaime, pull up that gorilla orgy from that Taiwanese zoo.

>>77183482
Fuck that's ugly

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>>77183482
nobody cares

>77183505
NO you weirdo!

Why did brits get so upset when diakiese- a Congolese, lost?

>>77183505
holy fuck, don't google image search gorila orgy

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https://twitter.com/HeatherHardyBox/status/886362883369652224

HARDY WORK FLOYD!!!

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>>77183510

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All good lads

>>77183520
Geez where is safesearch when I need it

>>77183520
I didn't even gen think about it you weirdo
>>77183505
100% a fat hog on him

>>77183520
Lmao I didn't even realize that when I made that post. Guess it's still appropriate

>>77183531
ripping a mormons face off.jpg

>>77183535
>all white

White boi...

>>77183520
whew
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Find myself randomly screaming, "YEAHHHH YEAHHHH YEAHHHHH" lads

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>>77183510
ok pal

>>77183554
>masvidal
>white

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>>77183520
Wait a second, that ain't no gorilla

I said DON'T google it. geez

>>77183563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

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>>77183554
Yes I'm white but not from the waste down

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i like eddie desu. he suffered as a result of being completely memed by Conor both in the ring and out but i think he's still a good fighter, if not much of a talker. seems like a solid dude though.

very fan-friendly style and i love the little pump fakes he does all the time.

>>77183586
cmon dude dont rev up straya

>>77183563
Make Santiago punching the cage afterwards

>>77183599
Blacks cook all the meals because thats the slaves job

>>77183594
>very fan-friendly style

Translation: he blocks 99% of shots with his face

Also the way he beat Pettis was not fan-friendly at all.

>>77183594
He will rock Justin early and finish him the same way he finished RDA. Maybe Conor fights him again because he doesn't want to retire on a loss

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Hold up I think we're getting closer

>>77183535
rookies and has-beens

>>77183594
I wish we got McGregor vs RDA instead like it was originally supposed to be. I don't think he would've mentally cracked as badly as Eddie did.

>>77183619
lol Gaethje is far more dangerous a striker and tougher a chin than RDA

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>>77183482
Cheating cunt. Completely intentional.

>>77183634
Incorrect

>>77183630
I was picking RDA for 196, but he would have gotten blown out hard at 155 lbs.

Mike Perry

>>77183643
Yeah you are that's what I just said

is there money in polar bear coats?

id club a polar bear to death

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>>77183659
to your own death

>>77183659
The fur store in my town has a security guard, iron bars over the door and window, you need to make an appointment just to browse, and you have to buzz to be let in the store. I know this because the local fur outlet is right next to a mcdonalds i used to frequent.

YEAHHHHH

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have you apologized?

>>77183443
I never said I was 6'4 lol. I'm 6'0. King of the manlets

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUC3zHVrGr8

>>77183396
Not me

>>77183567
Johnny Hendricks and usada.jpg

>>77183679
Both of them looked like they belonged working at the CHEESE FACTORY.

>>77183679
Have you stopped spamming heads?

>>77183703
sure we believe you

Alright fuck it I'm going to get drunk and stoned and watch some fights.

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Charlie Ward was unironically outboxing the dude until he tripped

>>77183655
You're wrong again

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>>77183700
>tfw you unironically jumped to TmT because this is so catchy

is this good shadow boxing?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWZGJ4HBzkK/

>>77183734
Literally landed 3 strikes none of which were clean

>my hometown guy fights
>he wins
>/heem/ shits on him

:(

>>77183744
TMT bought Ireland fyi

Mayweather actually owns you.

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>>77183700
>>77183561
https://youtu.be/GMA6xAHo6Ws

YEAAAAHHHHHH

>>77183751
He was getting the better in the exchanges, don't look at some meme stats

>>77183743
I honestly don't care what you have to say anyways because it's obvious you don't know what you're talking about

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BREAKING

>>77183623
100% beast fucking my man. Fat hog

>>77183630
Eddie didn't mentality crack, stop putting loses to the in the head meme

Eddie handled the trash talk well and didn't look nervous until the walkout, he look as nervous before fighting rda and even fought the same until he cracked him

>>77183776
eddie looked perfect until he got hit

>>77183764
The only exchanges that were happening were Bofando throwing meme kicks for two and half minutes. Saying he was outboxing him with all of three strikes is meaningless lol

>>77183765
I haven't been wrong yet, get back to me when it happens

>>77183773
spicy fight

>>77183473
so eyepoking is just fine and dandy according to you?

>>77183787
Wrong. When the distance was closed Ward landed the better strikes

is kailin curran natty?

No more yous fansperg

>>77183804
Lol all three of those strikes sure were effective LMAO

Why are there so many stupid retards like you on /heem/?

>>77183069
Not sure what % taxes are in the US but 26M seems pretty low considering he supposedly made over 150M on the fight

>>77183820
filthy fuck statist those cumstains are lucky they get a single penny

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>>77183721
see the thing about that is, my girl won

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>>77183813
>nattty ufc fighter

>>77183744
Good lad

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wtf is this donk thinking? how the fuck is Cynthia like Ronda?

>>77183860
One trick pony grappler with shitty striking and slobbers Dana's cock

>>77183860
I don't know how anyone can listen to him.

>>77183843
She should get a refund on her roids cause clearly they aren't helping

>1-4 in UFC