/rug/ - Rugby.

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>>77182168
shit thread, do one

>>77182191
Great input. Well done.

This the real thread?

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>>77182719
Yeah mate.

*pisses on you*

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Kiwi's are up!

>>77183015
Ka Mau te Wehi!

I am up

Top 30 players according to some Welsh shitrag

30.Stuart Hogg (Scotland),
29.Alun Wyn Jones (Wales),
28.Israel Dagg,
27.Wesley Fofana (France),
26.Agustin Creevy (Argentina),
25.Louis Picamoles (France),
24.Kurtley Beale (Australia),
23.Michael Hooper (Australia),
22.Taulupe Faletau (Wales),
21.Sam Whitelock (New Zealand),
20.Sam Cane (New Zealand),
19.Bernard Foley (Australia),
18.Facundo Isa (Argentina),
17.Eben Etzebeth (South Africa),
16.Leone Nakarwara (Fiji),
15.Sergio Parisse (Italy),
14.Aaron Smith (New Zealand),
13.Tadhg Furlong (Ireland),
12.Sonny Bill Williams (New Zealand),
11.Billy Vunipola (England),
10.Conor Murray (Ireland),
9.Israel Folau (Australia),
8.Jonathan Davies (Wales),
7.Owen Farrell (England),
6.Dane Coles (New Zealand),
5.Brodie Retallick (New Zealand),
4.Ben Smith (New Zealand),
3.Maro Itoje (England),
2.Kieran Read (New Zealand),
1.Beauden Barrett (New Zealand).

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>>77182172
Who can stop us?

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>>77183796
>Itoje

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>>77183842
*blocks your path*

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>>77183910
*steps you*

Scotland

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>looking at potential japan visa sponsor jobs
>see a good one, study and work in tokyo while the company sorts the visa stuff
>apply for it
>as of today 924 candidates have applied for this job

>>77183856
>all blacks fedora

>>77183796
>Bernard foley
>israel Folau
>Michael hooper

What part of New South Wales did you say this guy was from again?

Who here /rebels/??

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Football > Rugby

>>77183796
Itoje above Retallick? Christ.

>>77183796
>5 second skim
>Shitoje #3
Stopped reading instantly.

>>77186549
hows the wooden spoon lads

>>77186632
Fuck off soccer fag.

>>77186632
soccer is terrible lad

>>77183842
The other 7 teams 2bh.

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>>77186632
The difference between your photo and mine is that your girl is wearing armour and ours isn't.

>>77183015
Best saffa 2bh

>>77183796

>Facundo Isa

I miss him so much.

>>77186666
Can't wait to fold in the next 5 years

>>77186549
I don't know how to feel about the reblels. Feel a bit sorry because they never really had an opportunity, but then again, they weren't getting fans and they also were given open slather to take as many Players as they could and they were unsuccessful, much like the force have always been.

Ultimately I think them going is a necessary evil.

>>77186632
Has an American Hand Egg Player never had his scrotum ripped open during a game, gone to the doctor and gotten stitched together and then come back on the field to play?

>>77187577
Yeah right-o Buck you fucking manlet, back to the nursing home.

>Michael hooper is 8 kilos heavier than Buck Shelford

EXPOSED

http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2017/07/damian-mckenzie-set-for-move-to-leicester-tigers-report.html

>>77187781
>get exposed so badly you leave the country

>be 2nd tier fullback
>move to England
>player of the year

>>77187781
>The 22-year-old has been a key cog for the Chiefs this season, but theRugby Papersuggests he has been questioning his place in New Zealand Rugby after finding himself low in the All Blacks pecking order.

>Called up to the national side for last year's Rugby Championship, McKenzie was underwhelming in the few times he made it on the park.

>>77187826
Gopperth was probably about 4th tier and he he moved over there he became player of the decade.

>>77187781
Didn't an English lad report this a couple of days ago and the WIDF went in to full autistic overdrive?

>>77187998
A BSA did the other day and when asked for a source by another BSA he couldnt confirm it

>>77187998
What's WIDF

Still the Sharks year.

>>77188092
Waikato internet defence force.

>>77188099
Love ya work but that was pretty abstract.

>>77188098
If "your year" means getting btfo by the Lions by 20+, then yes, it's literally your year.

>>77188122
It's all an elaborate plan your primitive islander brain could never comprehend.

>>77188137
If by "primitive Islander" you mean "based Anglo" then yes, the sharks are indeed garbage.

>>77188099
>>77188109

Waikato and Defence Force were pretty obvious, but Internet was a toughy. Had to phone a friend on that one.

Whos your money on to win the whole thing lads?

>>77188109
>>77188248
You guys must be new. The only letter you should have had to work out was the W, which should have been obvious from the context.

>>77188317
Didn't think about it 2bh.
Just asked.

>>77188098
You're damn right it is, lad

>>77188204
>hating on the literal good guys of the whole tournament
Hope you go down with Crushedchurch next time, 2bh

>>77188317

Na, the first thing that comes to mind when I see IDF is Israel Defence Force, probably due to that fresh cunt a couple of weeks ago.

>>77188342
The more common one is the jidf, which had its own website. I've never been on /pol/ and I know about that as a result of Americans being such yids.

>>77188342
More like Israeli Defeat Force kek

>>77188335
Sharks are the poosaders of South Africa and are literal bad guys. And I'm not from Cunterbury that's very insulting.

>>77188372
The bad guys of SA Rugby will always be the Stormers, and good, it was meant to be insulting

>>77188387
Well, the insult worked, and now we'll never be friends. I used to cheer the sharks too.

>>77188315
ladners

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>>77188315
Blues

>brumbies are so confident they will beat the hurricanes they are literally playing a recovering cancer patient at 12.

Fucking state of the canes.

How to fix Australian rugby
Merge WF and Rebels and make them play in Adelaide

>>77188653
Bit unfair to shackle the Force with the abortion of the Rebels

>>77188653
to fix aussie rugby you just put more cash into grassroots

Dear Coles,
Last week I purchased some of your "smart buy" toilet tissue and I have some thoughts to share with you.

For my first use I folded it twice like I normally would, but it was so weak it broke, at which point I realised I had fingered myself. That's right. No romance, no weekend in Venice, just one swift digit up the wrong 'un in a cold bathroom.

So what exactly is "smart" about "smart buy"? My eyes certainly smarted a bit as I jabbed at my rectum. I spent the next few minutes in the saddest bathroom scene since Oscar Pistorius, debating whether to sacrifice a bath towel, a sock or the fleece of the first staff member I find at my local store.

A few more minutes passed, the anger subsided and I made a second attempt. You see this stuff might be half the price of branded stuff, but I found I needed to bandage it tightly 7-8 times around my hand to prevent me from molesting myself a second time, leaving me looking like an Egyptian mummy that's just performed a prostate exam.

The feeling of shame was soon replaced with regret, as I realised I had better things within arms reach to do the job. Even the pumice stone on the edge of my bath looked like it could do a better job than the stuff you supply.

I noticed in the news today your sales have dropped 7.5% in 3 months. Looks like it's not just the competition you can't wipe out!

Yours truly,
Zachary

>>77188781
this
and stop recruiting exclusively from private schools, its what started the view that union is an elitist sport in australia

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>>77188816
Who is Coles? I know you aren't talking about the man the myth the legend

I will be at the final between Loins and Lelsaders desu. can't wait to watch the lions lift their trophy

>>77188830
>poosaders in the final

>>77188830
>lions in the final

>>77188893
what's your prediction then?
inb4 chiefs

GOAT views from Hutt today
fuck this country is a beauty

>>77188907
lions vs landers

>bookies have Lions as the favourites
>STILL haven't played an NZ team
Love the format of this competition

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>>77188913
I would actually love that
>>77188922
last week i put the lions down as outright winners at 5/1 (they were 3rd favorites a week ago). also NZ teams are not a problem for loins as you saw last year when they finisehd 2nd on the combined table

>>77188934
>correction
NZ teams are not a problem for loins, except for Hurricanes unironically

>>77188909
Packed as fuck or bot bad?

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Lol

>>77188946
What's the flag in the left tip corner?

>>77188945
busy in parts, less so in others

>>77188946
rubgay btfo
which handsome and superior NFL team should I support

Flatmate just gave notice lads.
Not gonna get another.
Hate living with randoms.

>>77182168
Rugby.

just cucked my flattie into paying more rent

Is it QF1 winner vs QF2 winner, 3 vs 4?

got a new flatmate lads

>>77188976
because it's totally fucked if it is.

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>>77188976

>>77188973
>>77188977
haha yeah m8 classic

*shits under your duvet*

>>77188987
Yeah so you'd expect Lions vs Chiefs and Poosaders vs Hurrs right?

>>77188819
Yeah let's start recruiting people who've never played rugby before just to keep Keith the diesel fitter from Penrith happy. That will surely make rugby thrive with a group of people who neither like nor understand it!

Honestly it would be fine if they recruited only from private schools if league wasn't doing it to. All the best league players in history were poached from private schools.

>>77188963
When I broke up with my GF I got a pet yank that lived in my spare room and paid me $200 a week and worked in hospitality. It was pretty good.

>>77188992
Yes. I always thought it was Q1 winner v Q2 winner and Q3 winner v Q4 winner but that's not what they say on the Super rugby website. Weird that you keep your seeding into the Semi finals

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>>77188992
prolly going to be lions vs stormers and poosaders vs canes though

>>77188994
Yeah but AFL and League have cultivated a much better grassroots campaign and made itself much more to working and middle class australians. Union has become to be seen as a rich mans sport because to have any chance of being picked you have to have the money to go to private schools like nudgee college here in brisbane

>>77189019
Q1 v Q4 and Q2 v Q3 is what I meant

>>77189015
I liked fatties when I was younger, but a bit over it now.

>>77189019
Not really. Especially when there's the possibility you could be playing on the other side of the world. It's important that the team that does best gets the benefit of home finals. If it was played entirely interconference and then there was a neutral final venue that would make sense.

>>77189026
Well one of the issues is that a big emphasis is placed on schoolboy rugby, wherein one must attend a school with a rugby team. If the focus was instead on youth club teams it might be different

>>77189030
>fatties
kek I meant flatties but I gad some fatties too

>>77189041
Yeah
Compared to AFL's Auskick for kidd in school and leagues independance from schools Unions way of doing things is fuckign stupid
Not a single school in my area (bayside area) had a dedicated union team

in year 6 we had some aussies come over and teach us AFL
was a fun time

>>77189046
Agreed. About a year is the longest you can have one I think.

Not an issue for me any more because I bought a place last year.

As for fatties, I don't deal with them any more but every now and again I think of the absolute udders on some of the girls I was with in uni and look back on it fondly.

>>77189055
In 6th form, the captain of the 1st XI dislocated his finger while we were playing Aussie rules in PE class. Coach was seething.

>>77189066
>6th form
hi grandad

>>77189033
Q1 v Q4 and Q2 v Q3 does the normal knock out round format. Going back to the seeding to reform the brackets for the Semi finals seems strange.
I thought how it always worked was Q1 v Q4 (highest seed at home) and then the same for Q2 v Q3. With the seed format it will be Q1 v Q3 and Q2 v Q4 which just seems really weird and abnormal for a knock out/finals round

>>77189065
When I was 22-23, we got a flattie who was at art school. She said she was 20 and was very pretty and thicc as fuck i.e. borderline fattie. Porked her for months. She was 17 all along. Kinda hot.

>>77189073
Hey buddy.

>>77189084
my grandad would never say "buddy" fuck off

>>77189086
Hey sport.

>>77189091

Hi slugger.

>>77189094
Champ.

>>77189091
>>77189094
hey champ! wanna go throw the pigskin around?

>>77189097
Sure thing matey potatey.

>>77189097
You still posting on your gook cartoon forum ya little faggot?

heh

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*dabs in Welsh*

>>77189103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHu9D8armIA

>>77189111
Fun fact the common welsh surname "Davies" originally comes from the welsh word "dabies" meaning "meme-loving fuck".

>>77189119
Haha yeah m8 classic

*pisses on your flag*

>>77189146
this had potential but you're overusing it, it should be reserved for when someone asks for a stream

>>77189158
haha yeah m8

*regulates your meme*

>>77189158
I've only used it twice. I borrowed it off that other lad.

>>77189194
But people always use my work, so he shouldn't mind.

look out

Rubgy

.ybguR

˙ʎqbnɹ

>>77189235
>>77189251
>>77189258
A bit bored lads?

>>77189263

All me lad.

>>77189263
im board m8

ЯЦGБУ.

>>77189263
Yeah m8 AMA

ラグビー。

>>77189267
>>77189272
>>77189280
Why are you guys so bored?
Its like 10 pm there or something no?

ΓμkβΥ.

>>77189297
9pm.
I was sexting with an Asian chick, but she left and now I'm frustrated.

>>77189297

Waiting for the missus to come back from yoga so we can watch Preacher together.

>>77189306
you mean you were obsessively cyber stalking her and she got weirded out

צפּפטז

>>77189328
Nah, she lives in a dorm, so when someone arrives she disappears on me. Had her spreading her filthy vag for me last night, Shit was cash.

>>77189339

Now to trawl through all the members of that FB group and finally doxx you off /rug/ for good.

>>77189347
what uni

>>77189359
Not telling you that sempai

>>77189359

You tryna cut his lunch lad?

>>77189358
doxxing is for fags tßh

>>77189326
Why don't you go to yoga with her sometimes?
Flexibility training and free brownie points, lad.

>>77189306
Have you got that Yellow Fever?

>>77189363
ha! haven't heard that in years
>>77189366
yeah I got it bad

>>77189358
Good luck, I'm behind 7 Kaitiakitangas

>>77189306
Based Daniel

>>77189366

I often do, but was on the wind trainer tonight as I'm prepping for a 160km ride in November.

>>77189370
how do you even get yellow fever

>>77189395
by liking Asians?

>>77189403
yeah but it has to be brought on by something
like how paedos are often victims of child sexual abuse

It's always tiresome dealing with people who take exception to other people's taste. Such a fucking lame NZ trait.

>>77189391
I wish I had the space to cycle, own a pretty good Bianchi, but literally cannot ride here or else I will be run over by a taxi and/or a freighter.

>tfw have been told that I have to do dancing classes with the gf when I get there.

At least my footwork should improve.

>>77189435
Nah I'm genuinely interested because Asian chicks are pretty popular on 4chan, and I've never really been huge on them

>>77189442
There were just a few hot Asian chicks in my formative years. A Japanese homestay when I was 10, a cutie Chinese kiwi at intermediate, half Vietnamese gf at uni.

>>77189459
Lived in Japan, banged a lot of hot japanese girls. Couldn't go back to kiwi girls. They're shit. There were some Eastern Euros along the way too, Pretty fucking hot. But nuts.

Kiwi girls are awesome if you're into women with shoulders that wouldn't look out of place in a shearing shed.

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>>77189485
>tfw no eliza gf

>>77189498
She's basic as fuck lad.
Look at that plain face.

>>77189500
well she is from north shore

The firewall has been playing up tonight lads. Going to have to reset and reconfigure it.

>>77189506
So am I and I'm fucking handsome m8

>>77189509
What are you running?

>>77189395
kpop desu

dead

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>tfw two 14 hour workdays in a row
i am as dead as this thread

>>77191893
i've been at work for 7 hours and i've done nothing except drink tea, nap and 4chan post

>always the little spoon
://

>>77191893
Just got home from work.

Left a cheeky 30 mins early.

>>77191893
literally unemployed and waking up at 4pm here lad

Cheetahs and Kangz officially joining Pro 12 next season. I have no idea how this is going to affect champions cup qualifications and fixtures etc

>>77188372
>Shorks are the Poosaders of South Efrica
>Have 0 titles

Sort it out mate.

>>77188816
I read this as if it was a piss take of Stan by Eminem.

>>77189280
What is Rug?

Benny don't hurt me

Don't hurt me

No more

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>>77183796
>Owen Farrell

>>77183796
Folau isn't even the best fullback in Australia let alone a top 10 player.

Foley is a joke at international level, Michael Hooper is literally cancer for the Australian backrow because he weakens both scrum, ruck, lineout, and can't make a turnover even at SR level.

we deserve maybe one spot and that's for Adam Coleman.

1- Dane Coles
2- Brodie Retallick
3- Ben Smith
4- Jonathan Davies
5- Kieran Read
6- Beauden Barrett
7- Sean O'Brien
8- Louis Picamoles
9- Maro Itoje
10- Sam Whitelock

Better top 10?

I'm up boys.

>>77194979
Why is Ben Smith playing prop mate? Where are the other 5/13 players?

*wipes face*

>>77191893
I finished at 10 tonight and I start at 7 in the morning
having a brew then off to bed
>>77194979
>LFWRLABM at 1
>no Kaino
>JD2 that high
shit list. Warbs and Tipuric are better than SOB as well. SOB had a great Lions Tour but before that hadn't been impressive for a long time.

>It's a Pro12 shits itself and fucks everything up season
>Again

I fucking hate this league

>>77196782
Feels good.
Super Rugby starts to uncuck itself and cucks the pro14 in return.

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>>77196882
>Pro 14
Just rolls right off the tongue

Hello friends.

>>77197459
*hurls glass at you*

>>77197467
*360's around in a twirl of leather longcoat*

Heh, best you got kid?

>>77197491
Nah mate
*pisses on you*

>>77195025
when you kill someone you become them

although recently the only thing he's killed is memekenzies career

>>77197587
Ever seen the movie taking lives?

Just watched One Hour Photo, lads pure kino

What's your favourite Robin Williams kino?

>>77197709
I was thinking about that movie on Monday when I was watching there will be blood because I remembered that Paul dano played the young serial killer.

>>77197759
Mrs Doubtfire

>>77198308
Fuck. Wouldn't that be bleak. Along with everything going on in the world at the moment, to learn that New Zealand have a like 3rd to 4th choice centre locked in for the next 100 years.

>wallabies squad named
>more Waratahs than force players

Literally fuck the ARU.

>>77198986
another year another 3-0 series

>>77198308
based fucking crotty really making the commitment lads

http://www.rugby.com.au/news/2017/07/18/23/42/wallabies-extended-squad
>naming a 40-man team with only one specialist first five

What did they mean by this?

>>77200785
There are literally 2 fly halves in Australia at the moment - Quade and Bernard.

>>77200846
cooper is better than foley though

Anyone got the schedule for the end of year tour lads?

>>77200877
Cheika doesn't think so. He made some pointed comments about why he wasn't selected today.

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Y'know what I love about this image the most? The way it tries to make hooper look good.

Let's compare him to Amanaki Mafi:

>8 pilfers (3rd overall, 2nd in Australia behind George smith)
>184 runs (first overall)
>166 tackles (3rd overall, 2nd in Australia behind George smith)

Literally fuck the NSWRU.

>>77201158
It's on the AB app so it's available

dude,
Rugby


lmao

>>77201404
WOW

So THIS is the power of BSA posting.
Truly phenomenal.

>>77200785
Jono Lance would be about ready to murder someone for a spot at the moment

>gay rugby shit
not even once

>>77201507
this desu

Sup unemployed saffa bru
Morning faggots.

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So what days are australian leagues played on? im starting to get into this cause i cant seem to fall asleep in the summer

>>77201619
it was all canceled

>>77201632
I don't think so, nelson.

If that did happen would australian rugby fans go mental and start burning shit like hockey in the u.s / canada?

>>77201619
>>77201671
League or rugby?

>>77201694
Rugby. Arent there 3 of them Afl,union and nrl?

>>77201709
Rugby is rugby
League is league
Aussie rules is aussie rules

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>>77201724
theres no difference to burgers

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>>77201764

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>>77201764

Is that hue thread still alive?
No idea because IT DOESN'T FUCKING SHOW UP ON SEARCH

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>>77201764
Americans are fucking retarded

>>77201764
My favourite NFL team is the Cleveland Gladiators.

If I stumble into /nfl/ and act retarded, will I get some (You)s lads?

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So THIS is the power of New Zealand rugby.

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>>77201326
Jesus just throw as much money at Liam hill as you can afford.

The Japanese backrow is unironically more impressive than Australia's.

>tfw no qt3.14 leitch-Tui-mafi backrow

>>77201587
Is there a 3rd Saffa who posts here?
They best not support the Stormers.

>>77202027
You and him should definitely fight to the death.

>>77202055
No need, ANC supporters will do that in due time.
My fights are reserved for Shitsprouter and Red's supporters, everyone else seems pretty chilled.

>>77202066
why do you insist on saying shit"sprouter"
it really irks me

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>>77202066
>Reds supporters

>>77202066
reds are the good guys of australian rugby though

>>77202073
It's his "gimmick"

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Any Poosaders fans in this thread?

I'm gonna kick your ass

>>77202226
Yeah mate
Comin atcha like Cleopatra

>>77202239
ooh that's quite catchy

>>77202250
vintage Ali G mate

>>77202066
eww

>>77202226
Yeah mate I'll meet you outside after the draw at the local.

>the state of /qa/ right now

>>77202254

That was clearly The Mighty Boosh you fucking sperg.

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What should i have for dinner fellas
something not trash like fast food but not too expensive

>>77202550
dab some spag bog m8

>>77202109
The reds epitomise the downfall of Australian rugby better than anyone.

Head and shoulders the best provincial team in the world prior to professionalism. Crush super 10 two years in a row. Professionalism starts. Suddenly players move around. Queensland is still strong, but not top of the table strong.

Competition expands. The force come in to existence. They take Nathan sharpe, Drew Mitchell and David Pocock. Later they take JOC. Queensland goes through its roughest patch. Force and rebels fill their rosters with Queensland schoolboys straight out of high school.

Queensland rebuilds, wins premiership, coach gets promoted to wobs. NSW plot to have him fired and disgraced because they don't like him. He resigns after a season. Queensland gets left with the most incompetent coach in the history of super rugby. Downfall continues.

Like how the fuck do they not get that when qld rugby is strong Australian rugby is strong. No one in this country gives a fuck about rugby except Queensland, and they do everything they can to preference everyone but Queensland. It's fucking pathetic.

>>77202550
Have some soup and a toastie, its the official meal of /rug/

>>77202550
Get some sushi

>>77202581
Fuck off you fucking kiwiboo.

The official food of /rug/ used to be biltong. Look at you now. Selling out your heritage so the big strong kiwis will notice you.

Pathetic.

>>77202587
South african biltong is shit to be fair

Barbarians, November 4, London
France, November 11, Paris
French selection, November 15, Lyon
Scotland, November 18, Edinburgh
Wales, November 25, Cardiff

Yes that's it fight amongst yourselves. Tear each other to shreds.

>>77202604
Based. Met your RWC Team when we hosted and had a good chat with them. Most seemed like top blokes

>>77202587
Why are you so angry all the time?
Just relax, I know you live in a literal shithole of a state, but it could be worse, you could live in the Northern Territories

>>77202610
I'll tear your mother to shreds.

>>77202630
Mum died in 2015.

>>77202610

To shreds you say?

>>77202639
Sorry to hear lad, was she on a night out with Jerry Collins?

>>77202669
Likely Ben Smith

>>77202669
No, leukemia.

http://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/SuperRugby/kolisi-plays-like-a-kiwi-says-all-black-cane-20170719

What a cuck, lmao

>>77202721
>le cug xd

Neighbours yappy cunt of a dog won't stop barking, lads. Is there anyway to eliminate it subtly?

>>77202721
fuckken lul, that's like when you hear teams say shit about italy like 'they're a tough team'

>>77202944
Give him the SBW special lad

>>77202964
gently pat him on the head?

>>77202973
convert to islam then kill the dog since allah didnt like dogs

>>77202973
No legally tackle him.

>>77202976
Lucky girl...

>>77202677
Mate Christian leillililiano beat leaukaemia in less than a year and is already back playing rugby. What's your mum's excuse?

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>>77202976
disgusting

How to fix Australian rugby:
Ban league

>>77203073
anons mum BTFO

Who are the /rug/ approved bands?
I need something new to listen to as I am all out of HOME tracks

>>77203435
sigur ros
the dark third

>>77203435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSx5BLaK10o

Remider that based Daniel is now a paid actor

>>77203456
handsome
muscular
intelligent

probably fucking his asian gf right now lads

bit jelly tbqh

>>77203499
>muscular
nah mate
remember he started lifting to "lose weight" despite already being approximately 50 kgs
kek

>>77203517
probably fat for a manlet

If kiwis can kindly fuck off to sleep that'd be great

>>77203435
The Who
Thom Yorke and the Radioheads
Wilco

>>77203499
Daniel looks like a 13 year old boy.
None of the adjectives you used there fit the characteristics of a 13 year old boy

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>>77203537
>tfw day off tomorrow

>>77203557
why did you take a thursday off?

when does the rugby 'championship' start? I wish to observe teams inferior to the lions

>>77203563
Because he's a NEET, he's got every day off

>>77203572
all members of the rugby 'championship' made it out of their pools in the RWC

>>77203563
have to take my sister to the airport in the middle of the day and i havent taken any holiday since i started working

>>77203580
kek that was decades ago, meanwhile
>australia lose to scotland, ireland and england
>argentina lose to wales, scotland and england x4
>south africa (lol)
>new zealand get win record obliterated by ireland and lose lions series 1-1
can anyone stop us?

>>77203689
you peaked too soon family

by the time the world cup rolls around you'll be shitting yourself

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>>77203713
>team filled with fat cunts like fatvea and laupoope
Feeling confident Tbh

>>77203921
the only reason they want to be in the all blacks is because they've been told that black is slimming.

>>77203921
imagine getting caught by jonathan fucking davies

How do you score in rugby?

>>77207446
Literally almost the same as a touchdown.

>>77203921
>when your 10 is faster than your entire back 3

Go jags

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>>77207705
Next year lad

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English /heart/

>>77207654
Except you actually touch it down lol

>>77203073
she was an 60-year-old woman and didn't have millions crowdfunded for expensive treatment.

Hey.

>>77203572
You'll never know because we'll never tell you. You'll never get a stream. We'll never answer your dumb questions. You'll sit their alone posting, trying to make everything relate back to your Lions, which everyone has already forgotten.

Posters who are done:
(You)

>>77209572
I think I'll be taking my rugby advice from South Africa from now on, they've actually won a lions series in the last 10 years,

>>77210084
Why would you take advice from a team that hasn't won a RWC in the last 21 years?
I suppose it's still a step up as they did make it out of their Pool and to the Semi finals last world cup. Baby steps and all that jazz.

>>77210188
lions tours > world cups

>>77210300
>in the history of rugby no British team has ever won a lions tour
Makes me think about how SANZAAR is the rugby powerhouse of the world tttt

>>77210337
>literally just beat you 1-1

>>77210365
No, none of England, Scotland, Ireland or Wales have ever won a tour vs the Lions. NH confirmed irrelevant to world rugby.

>>77210084
Yes, please direct your inane bullshit at the saffa poster.

*dabs*

Just finished making a rendition inspired by Ronan Keating's cover of Tomorrow Never Comes for the missus.

What have YOU done recently to show your significant other you care, /rug/?

>>77211601
Gave her a hidings.

>>77211601
Gave her warning and a spit before ramming it up her jacksie

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*Wins*

>>77211921
>the two best players in the world are both muzzies

Have the philipinos been lying? Are muzzies actually the most powerful race on earth?

>>77211601
I let a big strong Maori man fuck her.

I hope the Chiefs win this weekend.

In the drive thru at KFC lads

>>77212654
Where did your life go wrong?

>>77212203
Based hurricanes fan

at the airport lads

where does shitspouter work

>>77212808
He is a kid that is studying in jaffaland

>>77212863
he worked at the dunkin donuts near the airport. not the one inside