Let's buy The Rockets /sp/

>>77182090

I'll pitch in 100

>>77182090
You could combine the income of every single poster on /sp/ and it wouldn't even pay Harden's salary.

>>77182134

First action we take as the new owners is to cut the choking ass No-D ass doorstopper sized dick ass nigga you call James Harden.

How much money per person do we have to pay just to buy out Harden's contract?

>>77182158
Well, the total value of his contract is $228 million. There are only a few thousand new replies on /sp/ per day, at most 9000. Even if you assume every reply is a new person (it isn't), you're talking at least $26000 per person. Realistically it's more like $100000 per person, since I think it's safe to assume that everyone who visits /sp/ at any time during the day makes at least 4 posts.

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>>77182090
Is there a rule against owning a team while in office?

>>77182090

>Buy it
>Go around asking the spics for their documentation
>Deport the illegal 'fans'

>>77182188
OH BOI

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will they finally let this wonderful man buy a fucking team?

As of right now I have $30 on me. How much do the rockets cost?

>>77183857
in february, forbes valued them at 1.65 billion.
but consider this in the first place before breaking your piggy bank: forbes valued the clippers at 575 million in 2014 - and you probably know that they were sold for 2 billion - despite being located in a better (imo) market, their financial situation is worse than the rockets'. i predict something around the 3-3.5 billion mark