/hoc/

BROONS

>rags

Real thread here -> >>>77181122

sageru

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>drinking beer for any other purpose than to get drunk
>thinking any beer tastes good
>not just buying the cheapest shit
>not drinking bourbon

>>77181189
>2nd thread
>late thread
Get out.

stop making early threads ruins faggot

>early
>rags

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the jets are elite

>rags
>early

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:DDDDDDDDD

>rags
>early
>rags

Laughing SO HARD with Finland at Minnesota Wild

>early
>rags
>early

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RIGHT ON TIME

>r
>a
>g
>s

How come Alaska doesn't have a team?

Alaska Polar Bears when?

laughing SO HARD at late fags from deleted thread

>e
>a
>r
>l
>y

>broons
>early
>cuck

>broons
>homofaggots
>select both

>bombston bombing

>they traded away thornton

>they traded away kessel

>>77181584
She has developed nicely

>bomston b ruins

>they traded away seguin

>broons
>early

>tfw Pastrnak demands 7 million
>tfw he immediately gets traded for Zac Rinaldo and a second round pick

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Is he Cell key material?

>e
>a
>r
>a
>g
>s
>l
>y

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>>77181769
Is he Adam's apple material?

(yes)

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>>77181584
>>77181729
who is she?

>>77181788
me on the right

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>>77181788

>>77181803
>*brap*
>whew!

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>>77181803

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daily reminder that our prospect pool is elite

me on the left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjN_chxCRGk

>>77181815
was it rape?

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tfw my hic town is shit the AHL team is scheduling lots of home games on thursdays to avoid high school football games on friday

>>77181821
In 5 years NJ, PHI, DAL, and VEG, will all kill themselves for not taking Petterson.

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>>77181821
>Dahlen
>Pettersson

Bretty gud Swedish prospects.

>Boeser
>Horvat

Bretty gud Nord American prospects.

>>77181821
2020 OUR YEAR

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>>77181815

>>77181842
I've been to Bakersfield
kinda of comfy T B H

>>77181851
Demko future vezina desu

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>>77181868

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>>77181851
pic related
WHEEEEN?

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>>77181934
S O O N
O
O
N

>tfw was 100 points like 3 seasons ago
>tfw cupboard is filling with prospects
>if not for the Finnbusts, we'd have completed the rebuild by now

Just a year or 2 now. No need for 10 year rebuild with 7 1st overalls like coilers.

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>>77181928
ew gross

>>77181991
AGDQ is only for degenerates now.

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>>77181991
umm... excuse me, but it's beautiful you SHITLORD!

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>>77182012
what's that

>>77182037
getting your hair washed and head massaged feels pretty nice

but it's too expensive to be done professionally :(

wtf is going on here

faggot ass /hoc/

see you guys when training camp starts

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>>77181821
>>77181821
>>77181821

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>>77182169
>240 fires
>14,000 relocated

Thanks, Trudeau! I hope the fire spreads to Alberta.

>>77182239
not even the worse year we've had desu

>>77182037
It's a videogame speed run marathon for charity. It used to be what you'd expect from videogamers aka edgy white boys but the organizers have banned most of the original players and now it's only hyper autistic trannies and the most antisocial aspies. It's a sad day when /v/ is somehow less autistic.

>>77182342
oh. videogames are for nerds

>>77182358
this.
if you are over the age of 13 and still play video games
get a fucking life

fighting games excluded

>>77182369
I like that he complained about "degenerates" but he's a fucking loser that plays video games lmao

>>77182401
I only play sport games now to kill time. I just know about the marathon because it's shilled online so much.

>>77182450
sure thing nerd

These is literally nothing wrong with video games

>>77182470
hahaha laughing my ass off here

There is literally nothing wrong with being a Finn.

>>77182470

I can't wait for Splatoon 2 desu senpai

>>77182639
Faggot

>>77182470
what are some good video games

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For me? It has to be DASANI. Rehydrate your day with a cool, refreshing DASANI.

>>77182639
Literally the only game I wanted to play on Wii U. Unfortunately since it's all online I'll never get to play it on the offchance I pick up a Wii U on the cheap in a few years.

>>77182684
NHL 97

>>77182704
Bonaqua is better

>>77182775
Bonaqua is literaIIy
>Reddit: The Carbonated Beverage

I bet you >bulju post too, don't you gayboi?

>>77182704
>purified water
is there a thing more millenial?
doubt there is

>>77182704
I rate Kroger store bought.

>>77182800
Found the Bonaqua sipping retard

>>77182873
i have a sodastream

>>77182889
>drinking carbonated water unironically
>paying for Israeli nukes unironically
>being a Finn unironically
Kys yourself.

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>>77182979
dey hate us cuz they aint us

>>77181212
>not poppin 40s in the crib wit yo honies

>>77183174
it's impossible Finns to date outside our race. You can go to Kenya and you will still automatically get drawn to the only finn there except you.

>>77182239
>trudeau gives 10m to a fucking terrorist
thanks trudeau!

tfw no hoc and have to watch football now. at least the titans wont be irrelevant this year

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>>77183174
good lug bekka but dont get your hopes up

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>>77183273
Thanks. I'm almost certain I've got this one in the bag.

>>77183297
I hope you catch the flu on Thursday.

>>77183297
im just saying we aint made for happiness

finniggers what do yall do when nhl season is over.

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>>77183314
thanks

>>77183333
>those digits

Why is bombston so bad?

Literally wasting Bergeron on a team that will never make it past the first round

you now realize that the Arizona Coyotes have been to a Conference final and the post lockout Washington Capitals haven't

>>77183498
>t.cantcups fan

>>77183498
Patrice and the Bruins have won a Cup in the past 20 years while no team based in Canada has.

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Tfw the isles will win the cup this year

>>77181212
>the cheapest shit
That tends not to have any alcohol in it, a la OP pic. Bud Light is basically pisswater.

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>>77183760
a superb feeling desu

>>77183597
The only teams in Canada capable of winning a cup are Habs and Oilers so only two teams isn't fair versus the sheer amount of teams the US has

>>77183846
>muh cups per capita

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>>77183846
>hasb
>capable of winning a cup

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>>77183888
Never said that and Canada has more cups overall regardless LMFAO

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>>77183900
Show me the snes or laffs cup win in colour

Only the frogs oil and flames can claim that

>>77183909
>six teams

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>>77183922
>hasb fan bringing up the past
Color me fucking surprised

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>>77183945
>Four of them were American

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>show me a snes or laffs cup win in colour

Show me a habs Cup win in HD

>>77183922

hasb were the most recent Canadian team to win a Cup but they aren't the closest one to currently winning a Cup. Oilels are the only one who it wouldn't be shocking to see win a Cup in the next 5 years.

Ignore Kippers' posts.

>>77181842
KEK
you wouldn't happen to be a Bakersfield Dragon would you

>>77184031
hi

>>77184047

>>77183846
It's the Oilers and flames more likely. Even with Carey fucking price as your goalie, that offense is stagnant and the defense is mediocre.

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>hasbs
>thinking they can still compete
lol have fun with losing stars to FA and a horribly aging core

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>the Canadiens de Montréal unironically let go one of their best scorers in radulov for the small consolation price of a washed up Hemsky and hissy-fit-throwing Drouin
>they unironically signed Carey "glass hip/knee" Price to an 8 (EIGHT) year contract with an annual cap hit of 10 (TEN) and a half million dollars

You can't make that shit up lads
Thanks frogs for gifting >us Radulov before shitting yourself up totally

Girardi was shit in the past years but damn is he ever good looking no homo though
good night /hoc/

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>Horvat is STILL unsigned

should we be worried?

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Reminder that you shouldn't feed kippers (you)'s

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>crawdad has a no trade clause for 3 years

>>77185246
Could I have a (You) or (Two)? I'm not Kippers.

>>77185231
no, there's still a few months left

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Realistically how are the perds chances of winning a stan lee in the upcoming years?

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>>77181650

>lose the stanley cup
>burn your city down

>lose the lottery
>burn your province down

Is there anything more top kek than BC?

>>77185696
California

>>77185638
>finnish goaltendies
0.00%

>>77185696
alberta
>do anything
>burn your province down

>>77185715
They doubled down on memes and got a finnish manlet goaltender.

>>77183998
leafs
sens
flames
jets

all have a pretty good shot imo

>all finlandians are asleep
yes time for /comfyhoc/ :3

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>still 90 days before the first game
>still 60 days before training camp

Buffalo will make playoffs this year

Good evening. Is it hot as dick everywhere else? Today was bad I just hope tomorrow finds everyone in good health,

>>77185458

>>77185734
According to Don Cherry all you need to win are memes

>>77186014
add uncooked kraft to the chili

have it absorb the sauce

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>>77185788
What made you decide this post was good? Im going to name off 10 things worse than finns. In fact Finns should be on a best list.

>greece
>albertans
>flyers are elite schizo (I hope you didnt off yourself)
>reddithawks sperg
>chubbs
>kip
>nylander sperg
The anime posting preds fan is gone until April at least.
>ted from akron
>that faggot canadian pongs fan

There is literally nothing wrong with Funland

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>>77186014
chilimac

>>77186014
What the fuck
I'm doing this right now

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>>77186059
______ ___ _____!

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>>77186074
it's literally one of the things to do with your KD m8

>>77186101
No I meant that I am LITERALLY MAKING THIS RIGHT NOW AND SOME FUCKING BURGER ON /HOC/ IS AS WELL

>>77186101
this rustles my jimmies

>>77186119
better keep your eye on the chili and mac, don't want it to burn

>>77186094
>be philly schizo
>only response comes in the form of a reaction image and blank lines
Sad!

>>77186101
UMA

>>77186155
thurman :---DDD

>>77186059
>tfw your hard drive crashed and you lost all your preds animu
feelsbadman.jpg

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>>77186314
I have a little bit of animu, anon.

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>>77186314

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Fuck Canadian people

>>77186390
>tfw denied the coilers from another meme cup
thank based carolina

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>>77186338
>>77186380
Based. Thanks anons.

>>77186390
>hating the canucks

pork wah?

>>77186338
>>77186380
w-what's the sauce on this 2d semon d-demon

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>>77186430
I have a bit more but I'm about to go to sleep. Maybe one of these threads can give me an excuse to post mre.

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>>77186546
No idea, lad. I don't watch Chinese cartoons, I just think the grils can be qt

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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Crying SO HARD at hockey off season.

jacking SO HARD to kippers bum

Who here /ice/?
http://www.theaihl.com

Lads

LADS

>>77186059
>/hoc/ so ded you can list off individual anons by their posting style

>>77186599
post pic faggot

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>can't even banter about relocating carolina to quebec anymore

sigh..

>>77186735
Coyotes to Houston just became plausible though

>>77186665
what are my posts then senpai

Reminder that Adam Larsson has more points than Taylor Hall in the playoffs.......................LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77186724
cheers. A+ kips

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>>77186748
ITS JUST NOT THE SAME ANYMORE

gosh the off season cannot end early enough

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>>77186735
>>77186784
We can both shit on the Coyotes and Panthers now mon ami.

>>77186784
Actively looking forward to cheap preseason games.

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t. Ohio
do canadians know what "pregaming" is? what beer do you guys drink

>>77186810
go down to LA

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>>77186748
>Coyotes to Houston

Their arena also can't hold an NHL team. FUCK

>>77186748
Vegas could use a second team

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>>77186928
>Their arena also can't hold an NHL team. FUCK

It hosted an AHL team for a decade and has a listed capacity of ~18k. It also isn't doesn't feature A FUCKING CAR like the >islels

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>>77186992
>slandering based honky the honda

Pedosota needs to sign based Stafford.

>>77187015
>23 years without a playoff series win

A

FUCKING

CAR

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What did they mean by this?

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>>77186992
Well, forgot about the aeros. The car isn't too bad in Barclays. It's the fucking arena itself being a mess

>>77187161
It means Boychuk will go to Winnipeg

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>>77187073
Deviantart hockey?

sleep time good night /hoc/ pls be nice to each other while im gone :3

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>>77187073
>>77187204

t. unironic post and drunk
why so much isles love? such an irrelevant garbo team. shit goalie, shit arena situation, slightly better future? Tavares needs to go to tronna and help Marleau get a cup with based Mathews

>>77182704
Dasani tastes like plastic
Literally dogshit water

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>>77187314

>>77187335
No, I'm right

Dasani is seriously fucking garbage.
I don't take all the xenoestrogens and shit like that serious but when I drink Dasani I can fucking taste the plastic container, it's revolting.
I'm actually worried about you

>>77187281
unironic and drunk response. They're garbage like the rest of the East besides peguinos and caps. The offseason skews the numbers of supporters.`

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>>77181212
cheaper doesn't mean there's the same alcohol content sport.
And beer does taste good.

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>>77187314
True

>>77187281
Isles are the last TRUE dynasty in the NHL, and are the only team that has won 19 CONSECUTIVE playoff series. Our future is bright, goaltending is a good mix of halak and greiss, and defense is solid now with pulock. Only Tavares need a resigning, and a new arena, and we are good to go

THE BUFFALO SABRES WILL RISE AGAIN

>>77187281
As a long islander I can tell you the islanders have barely any fans. In the last year at the coliseum they couldn't sell it out. There's not a very big hockey following on long island and even then it's about 50/50 with the rags. Plus the economics of the team were destined to fail. You can't base a team in a smaller market when the giant market is right there. There's no fort worth stars or st. paul wild for a reason.

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>>77181078
What a shitty fucking cat I would legit stomp it's skull with my boot

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>>77187169
I was at that game (:

>>77187832
sorry for aids pic.
>>77187807
This.

>>77187807
Well I'm on the other side (Brooklyn), and I see fans more often. Problem is, the arena is shit. At least it takes half an hour to get to the games

>>77187832
I was pissed at how early they went up, then was tied, then ladd scored (I believe), and then panik scored the game winner. At least the UKF DnB mix came out the next day. That stuff is good

>>77187552

>sent to the ahl
>good

>>77187807
Well that's probably because the team hasn't done shit in 30+ years
also the fact that NY already has 2 teams in every major sport, it's still a very marketable area even with dogshit NY "2nd teams" over the years (jest, nets, mets) they still have considerable followings

>>77188260
Ive literally watch the garbage teams all my life. The amount of failures by the Mets and jets and isles and Knicks has been immense. This is probably the only time I've seen one of them being able to make multiple runs with a good core. Obviously the jets did that, but I'm talking long term

>>77188212
Halak went from being absolute dogshit to salvaging the season for us almost. I'm glad he was there, because halak was lost in the game early on

>>77186014
First of all amerifag, why are you calling it kraft dinner

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The fucking panthers had a higher average attendance than the fishsticks

isles have a dull future and no fans. thx based snow

>>77188260
But all those other teams are based for new york specifically. A metropolitan area of 20.2 million. Where as the islanders represent long island specifically. An area of 2.8 million.

>>77188260
>>77188416

Anon is right, Islanders struggle because they're a team representing LI only, not NY as a whole. Devils suffer from the same issue but at least they have Newark and North Jersey to draw on.

>>77188359
>Tfw the fanbase has Jews


That's the only problem. Mets and isles have Jews galore at their games. They don't even watch them.

>>77188453
No. It's a struggle also from the team not even advertising as often as the nets do in Brooklyn.

>>77188453
South jersey also happens to be flyerland btw
I highly doubt that even half of the people in LI are rags fans though, probably what 30 years of total mediocrity does to a fanbase

Tfw jumping on the canes wagon for the incoming playoff run

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>>77188523
Everyone is welcome

Even leafs

>tfw 2006

What if tranpa made the finals in 2011 and 2016? Would it be free cups?

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>>77188659
>inb4 riley reid and that stupid ass back tattoo

>>77188635
Yes

>>77188635
>that 2004 refpucked cup

>>77188519
It absolutely is 50/50

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>>77188555
nice trips

I went to see the isles play with my friend on a road trip like 3 years ago or whichever season came before their most recent playoff app. got to see my shorkos win from the 3rd row for $15 a ticket and even pissed off some annoying kids. that retarded YES YES YES chant? well some nearby sharks fans along with my friend and I did that whenever the fins scored, shit was cash. on the way out of Nassau some old drunk faggot was yelling towards me but not at me because he saw my jersey and he was more shittalking the isles play that night but said the old isles would "make guppies out of the sharks" mfw I finally left the middle of nowhere and got to the queens hotel we had and got some dank NYC pizza with my bro

party at my house 19:00 finnish time, be there or be square
we will be watching a lot of patrik laine highlights

bring your own booze

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>>77188864
>laine """"""""""""""highlights""""""""""""""

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pic post which pro arena you'd call home and which arenas you've also been to

Home - Columbus
Visited - Pitt (Consol/PPG), Philly (Wells), Isles (Nassau), Wings (Joe)

Planning trip with roommate to see games in Montreal, Ottawa, Tronna, then maybe Edmonton and Calgary. Hope to see Chicago, Boston, Rags, Caps, Bolts, Sharks, Nucks, and I'm leaving someone out

>>77188864
>bring your own booze

that's codeword for "i'm too poor to afford liquor, please get me drunk for free"

>>77188879
shut the hell up, troll

>>77188879
and btw dont come if you dont want to
you dont have to be rude about it
shut up

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>>77188939
>>77188943
i was just foolin brah

>>77186546
Interviews with Monster Girls.

>your favorite team
>your least favorite team
>your favorite player
>your least favorite player
>your favorite Finnish player
>your favorite national team that is not your own
>your prediction for the 2018 Stanley Cup
>your solution to the Fermi Paradox
>your solution to the Jewish question

Go.

>>77188981
>Colorado Avalanche
>Minnesota Wild
>MacKinnon
>Lucic
>Rantanen
>Sweden
>Pittsburgh Penguins
>?
>?

Good thread

>>77188999

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_question

>>77188981
>Shorks
>Kangs
>Vlasic
>Dustin Brown
>All-time: Teemu Currently: Mikko Koivu
>Finland
>Sh... I'm kidding, it won't be Washington, that's for sure.
>Fermi Paradox? We are truly alone in the universe and are unique, even though statistically that shouldn't be the case. Either that or all life in the universe has already been long dead.
>??

Who is the Idris Elba of hockey?

>>77189106
I will give you $5 to just fucking kill yourself right now

>>77186554
Those chips suck.

>>77188981
oilers
snes
jokinen
jokinen
latvia
pens 3peat
who
what

>>77189128
ill chip in a fiver also

>>77188981
>Nashville
>Anaheim
>Forsberg
>Pick a Ryan
>Rinne
>Finnland or USA I guess
>I'll just go team loyalty and say Nashville
>Possibly system collapse between interplanetary colonies makes real space empires impossible
>Hate the game, not the player

>>77187818
>violent Canadians

Anyone from Boston would murder your mullet-wearing, syrup-drinking ass in two seconds.

>tfw too intteligent for memes

>>77189193
Someone start a gofundme

posting SO GOOD it almost feels real!

>>77188981
>Winnipeg jets
>Toronto maple leafs
>Scheifele
>Marner
>Lehtinen
>tsekki
>oilers and capitals in final, oilers win
>?
>?

>>77188981
>Florida
>Kongs
>Sebastian Aho
>Corey Perry
>Sebastian Aho
>Latvia
>Dallas wins in 7 against Tampa
>We are either too simple for anyone to give a fuck about or life has a tendency to destroy itself before it reaches the stars.
>there are no good answers to it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Finnish_ice_hockey_goaltenders

>>77190056
imagine naming your son "Urpo"

>>77190068
kek, I love how self-deprecating your humour is finns. You are witty and smart. You shouldn't be so hard on yourselves just because the economy took a downturn.

>>77190087
my name isnt urpo, you urpo

>>77188981
>kuks
>hasb
>cogliano
>the rat
>teppo winnipeg
>slovakia
>caps
>we're living in a simulation
>pls no more neggers mr shekelstein

>>77188981
Mild
I dunno reddithawks I guess
Spurgeon
Keith
Koivu
Swiss
Pantsoilers V Pongs
Yes
I've known some, like all people some are cool and some are dicks. They seem to skew towards the dick side though.

>>77188981
>Devils
>Ducks
>Draisaitl/Kadri/Number 4/Henrique/Datsyuk/Laine/Eichel/Jagr/Ryan O'Riley/Karlson/Ovechkin/Miles Wood/Athanassiou/I am too recent to have one specific I think
>I actually dislike Crosby more than Marchand, him playing with 3 concussions really bugs me and every stunt he pulls on ice is hailed as a reveletaion, at least Marchand is steady in his (dirty) game
>Jesse
>Finland
>Harrolina Curricanes
>Interstellar travel requires many resources. Even if there are earth-like planets, they may not have enough resources required for long distance travel (smaller planets), not have proper resources (different minerals), the civilisations there may not be as advanced as us and then there is the matter of the long distance.
>there exists not such a question

>>77188981
>Leafs
>Canadiens
>Andersen
>Evander Kane
>Aho
>Sweden
>Ducks Stanley Cup Champs 2018
>We are not alone
>Less Jews in charge, tyvm

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>>77188981
>SJ
>LA
>Jumbo
>Brown
>Rinne, Teemu
>Russia, Soviet
>Pongs, fuck me
>we're too unintelligent for alien life to want to have to do anything with us. do you stop and try to teach insects about philosophy or logic?
>Seinfeld 2.0 when?

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>>77189247
Give me your address, I'll leave you and your cat in a ditch.

>>77188981
>Mild
>Sweephawks
>Eric "60 points guaranteed" Staal
>overrated defenseman like Keith or Hedman, or "agitators"
>Eric Haula
>Longshots like Czech
>Wild vs Caps unironically
>never heard of it
>machete genocide

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>>77189247
Boston is the silver medal award winner for numales in the entire United States only behind like Portland or Xeattle
This post of yours is embarassing

>your favorite team
Oilers
>your least favorite team
Flames
>your favorite player
Draisaitl
>your least favorite player
Gaudreau
>your favorite Finnish player
Puljujärvi
>your favorite national team that is not your own
Finland
>your prediction for the 2018 Stanley Cup
Pens 3peat for the lulz
>your solution to the Fermi Paradox
No solution humans aren't capable of lightspeed travel
>your solution to the Jewish question
Gas the kikes race war now.

>>77188981
>>rangers/habs/ducks
>>bruins
>>Mcdavid
>>don't have one, I'm a casual NHL fan
>>Laine
>>sweden
>>leafs
>>the aliens are too shy
>>draisatl

nice, eliteprospects now has depth charts

http://www.eliteprospects.com/depthchart.php?team=71

>>77191229
What is
>bay area
>Austin
>Orlando
>Denver
>Vermont

>>77191532
Massachusetts as a whole BTFO all of those states except like Vermont but they just do all the Commie shit for attention I think

>>77188981
>Rangers
>Kongs, Devils, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Broons, Filthy
>Zuccarello
>Simmonds
>Raanta
>Sweden
>literally our year
>circumstances under which life develops are incredibly low so it's not surprising we haven't found other life forms yet but that's no reason they shouldn't exist
>bomb the Rothschilds the rest is fine

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>>77181078
Marchand a shit

>your favorite team
Red Wings
>your least favorite team
BCocks
>your favorite player
Datsyuk, or Zeta if you have to choose an active NHLer
>your least favorite player
Lucic
>your favorite Finnish player
Marko Kiprusoff :--D
>your favorite national team that is not your own
Denmark tbqh
>your prediction for the 2018 Stanley Cup
Oilers
>your solution to the Fermi Paradox
They are already here.
>your solution to the Jewish question
There are none. Refer to previous answer.

If you don't believe in aliens you're an ignorant motherfucker tbph

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>>77191380
Nice find

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>>77191775
>finn
>Is a swedecuck red wings fan

About to take a massive St Louis. Wish me luck

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>>77188981
>Isles
>Hawks
>Tavares
>Marchand
>Laine
>Finland
>Dallas vs Islanders. Isles win in 7
>Send pulujujarvi memes
>Glue penny's to the subway tracks

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>>77188549
Please let the worlds most comfiest scf happen

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>>77190772
Thank you based dane

>>77188981
>your favorite team
Soon-to-be-Atlanta Flames
>your least favorite team
Winnipeg Jets
>your favorite player
Jagr
>your least favorite player
Laine
>your favorite Finnish player
Kari Lehtonen
>your favorite national team that is not your own
Russia
>your prediction for the 2018 Stanley Cup
Pens
>your solution to the Fermi Paradox
Unpredictable
>your solution to the Jewish question
Kill all gentiles so they're not so bothered by the Jewish master race

Just had breakfast lads. I was out of milk so I used water for my cereal (based Aquafina). Was pretty okay.

>>77191980
>hating based Laine because your shitty city couldnt handle a strong team like the trashers
>calling your own team TRASH
atlanta will never EVER get a team and the based JETS are winning the CUP SOON

>>77192326
>I used water for my cereal

I bet you don't have a problem walking out with sandals and socks either

>>77192436
Something wrong with the based Sock/Sandle combo?

>>77188981

>rangers
>fish sticks, broons, cryers
>zuccarello
>something something potvin sucks
>antti raanta
>Sweden
>no jinxes but inb4 our year
>isles fans are practically inhuman close enough
>remove the goyim

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>>77192513
not at all good sir *tips*

>>77192513
ur a faget

>>77192326
Kys

>>77192562
>>77192543
>unironically agreeing with Grease

kys

>>77192619
>being so contrarian that he will promote an awful fashion statement just to disagree with another anon

this poster had it right
>>77192562

>>77192637
>caring about what other people think about your looks

Pretty faggoty if you ask me.

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oilers desu

>>77192412
Fatlanta just got a mls team that will relocate within five years

>>77192661
keep rocking that sock n sandal combo then anon
maintaining your virginity is in vogue these days

>>77192524
>Potvin sucks

You'd wish your team had a potvin in that era

>>77192693

> NHL team left not once but twice

> MLS team is shit and already rumors about leaving

> tomahawk chop

> super bowl LI

living in Atlanta must be a living hell

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>>77192687
This

>>77192744
also there is the constantly being surrounded by gang members or sweaty retarded hicks thing too