/cric/

Tripfags. Disgusting.

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First for the Man With No Name

>>77177788
Zimbabwe

1st for Zimbabwe

>>77177816
he actually looks better with his facial pubes

>>77177788
French cricket team when?

>>77177814
what a fucking newcunt

I was about to ask you if you REALLY didn't recognise the tripcode formerly associated with "zachattack" but then I remembered that there were NO kiwis on /cric/ before 2015 and you ARE a pathetic little seething newcunt parroting outdated and lame /nrl/ memes

>>77177836
although I would like cricket to grow, there have to be SOME standards as to who we let play the game

>>77177816
Based

>>77177838
not him but I was here late 2014 desu, along with kane spammer, daniel and ams
still new but there are newer posters on /cric/

>>77177838
Actually I've never posted on cric before, but I think I've found a new home.

>>77177836
Cricket in:
>France
>Germany
>Netherlands
>Poland
>Argentina
>Turkey
>Iran
>Indonesia
>Ghana
>Egypt
>Oman
>Mongolia

How to improve my throwing arm lads?

>>77177861
really no fucking clue I literally can only underarm it

>>77177861
Rub it w/ coconut oil xx

>>77177838
>parroting nrl memes
Please point to the nrl meme in my post so I can avoid upsetting you in future posts.

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>>77177869

looking forward to some redditor making a le funny underarm to NZ joke

>>77177874
>he doesn't know about the anti-tripfag crusade that led to the complete expulsion of trips from au/sp/ territory barring /afl/

>>77177861
Mastie.

>>77177860
Let's just focus on cricket staying popular in the main countries first

>>77177891
okay, it is

now let's expand

ok philander is good

>>77177895
told you he was a gun mate

>>77177888
why does roosterman still post

cannot wait for sri lanka to lose

>>77177888
>he sincerely believes greentexting is an argument

>>77177895
he's good like anderson was good, a total conditionbabby

>>77177905
go to bed

who replaces Ballance?

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Mfw poms actually thought they were going to whitewash >us

>>77177914
I'll be up for hours 2bh.

>>77177915
selectors have a big chubby for ballance so will probably give him another 10 tests

>>77177920
why?

>>77177918
Lmaoing@ the state of you we're winning the series mate

>>77177901
Poosterbitch is one of the few exceptions

You WOULD know what the trip situation was like years ago if you WEREN'T a freshcunt

>>77177905
>umm no I won't read this post because it's not black

>>77177918
People rarely use the words "white" or "wash" when discussing saffa lad.

>>77177910
theyre both very good conditionbabbys tho

>>77177924
how has he not fixed his technique yet, literally every bowler in the world knows how to get him out now

FRESHIES EVERYWHERE

>>77177939
wow btfo kek reddit lmoa

>>77177926
Well it's school holidays dumb old cunt lol

>>77177945
excuse me but having a number 3 with no footwork that gets bowled/pinned lbw all the time is absolutely fine

really hate Daniel for ushering in the current Poo Peeland crowd

>>77177950
>everything I don't like is Reddit
LOVE this one.

>>77177937
I'm the other nz poster, not the one who just stumbled in to get angry
I don't follow nrl so I wouldn't know much abur him
I do remember walkbro getting bullied away though

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>>77177953

>>77177954
Daniel.

>>77177967
my meme

>>77177814
>>77177859
>>77177874
>>77177905
>>77177920
>>77177939
>>77177947
>>77177951
>>77177957
>>77177967
this is a new low for NZ posters

>>77177969
Wrong again.

>>77177972
umm no I invented and pioneered it

>>77177973
No.

>>77177954
I saw him on /int/ last year when he tried to learn Icelandic
I reckon that brough in a bunch of "LOL FLAG BANTZ XD" types

>>77177975
umm no

>>77177980
KEK really? That's vintage Daniel right there

>>77177981
You might be able to fool the other freshcunt kiwi itt but not me you total shitter.

>>77177984
yeah his band was covering sigur ros I think

Why would you be so obsessed with Iceland anyway as a kiwi

You already live on a volcanic island colony, what has another one got to offer?

>>77177988
He used to blog about moving there a while back.

>>77177927
Not if we manage to keep Duminy out of the squad lad, he's been deadweight for a while now.
Philander is also looking quite good, for someone who has hardly practiced domestically.

>>77177939
Fuck off retard, no one wants you here

Nice thread lads.

haha get fucked shit lanka!

>>77178004
back to your containment general

Nah.

Sri Lanka require another 255 runs with 7 wickets remaining

>>77178003
he'll go to bed soon, just ignore him

Get that cock out of your mouth, son.

love saffers
love poms
love paddys
love krauts
love curries of all kinds
love west indians
love ankush
hate kiwis

>>77178031
sorry but i dont love you back

>>77178031
where did trinibro go

Oof btfo
Will the kiwi who wants to be your friend ever recover?

>>77178038
he posts occasionally, but I think he gave up on cricket

>>77178040
nice /nrl/ memes

>>77178041
Gave up on /cric/ more like

>>77178046
lmoa kek ahaha

>>77178044
Point them out so I can avoid triggering you in future posts.

>>77178041
him and kashmiri were nice
paki weeb as well, not a fan of weebs usually

next wicket seals the deal for both games being played

>>77178047
Thanks

>75 replies in half an hour
wew

>>77178050
Tbh I found the concept of a pakistani and caribbean weeb fucking hilarious

Is there actually cricket on

>>77178054
not really, these two could both make tons and we would still lose

>>77178061
yeah just making an /r/cricket tier observation to try to bring the thread back to the grig

>>77178058
>12 posters
/cric/ is the face of autism

>>77178068
i think you are fighting a losing battle there pal

>>77178068
is this the designated sledge thread?

>>77178074
certainly is u hobbit bastard lol jk

>Seems like Kusal is cramping in the hand. It's the bottom hand.

based zimbo

is it safe to say all the blacks on the SA roster are quotas or is /cric/ exaggerating
because bauvama and rabada seem pretty elite

>>77178123
bavuma definitely is not elite

philander, amla and rabada all deserve their spots though

>Now Mendis is cramping in the right foot. More work for the physio as he comes running out.
Kek, literally on suicide watch

>>77178123
Zimbabwe will win

>>77178123
What about big vern

masakadza is a big guy

>>77178123
rabada and amla would be in without quotas too
philander too maybe

>>77178127
>>77178140
I forgot about philander
>amla
do the quotas literally apply to any non-European saffers
didn't expect the ANC to stick up for asians

>>77178140
philander definitely, abbott is a meme

>>77178149
>do the quotas literally apply to any non-European saffers
>didn't expect the ANC to stick up for asians
yh its kind of bullshit

>>77178123
Philander, Rabada, Amla are all examples of players who deserve their spots.

Bavuma is still unproven, needs to get some runs to justify his spot.

An example of a quota player is Duminy or Behardien

>poo poot

>Poot

K E K

Joe Poot
haha

>Joseph Edward Root, captain of England

lads did you see that?

still better than kohli
objective ranking is smoth > kane = root > kohli
>>77178163
I though duminy was in because the selectors got lazy, he's been a mainstay for years

>>77178180
Yeah mate I did I even made a post about it

now that has happened we are unlikely to win

>>77178182
Duminy is genuinely talented he's just a bit shit

>>77178189
you don't say

>>77178199
we genuinely had a chance of winning but now it is gone yes

>>77178182
Nope, Duminy has made a career from that one successful tour of Australia he had, otherwise, he's been quite shit to say the least.
But he's a coloured, so he gets in because of that.

>>77178180
I saw it, haha, thanks for sharing

these two will take england home

>>77178189
Cook double century incoming

>>77178201
stop embarrassing yourself

anyone remember years ago on cric an anon posted the story about how he got molested at the cricket by a doctor that looked like JP Duminy

still gives me a good chuckle to this day

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>be 32
>still don't know how to order a haircut at the barbers
>be me yesterday
>walk into local barber without mum
>get instant anxiety because don't know what to do and then all the guys stop talking and stares at me (customers and hair cutters)
>"Can I help you bro?" one of the barbers say
>red faced now and fight or flight initiates
>"o-o-one haircut please"
>a couple of people start laughing and then I turn around and basically run walk out into my car

>one haircut

>>77178213
teams chase 400+ 4th innings all the time, looks like you just dont understand cricket unlike the TMS pundits yesterday

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>>77178214
Kek what that sounds jokes
Anyone have a screencap?

>>77178215
Absolutely ded do you unironically have autism?

>>77178215
love the /r9k/ copypaste gimmick

>>77178227
>do you unironically have autism
yes

>>77178224
470 in 2 days isn't unbelievable, but when your openers apart from Cook have been absolutely shithouse you have to look at the balance of probability and say that it's not gonna happen

love playerunknown's battlegrounds
hate playerunknown's battlegrounds crashing

>>77178236
i'm not talking to you any more, you just don't have the knowledge to compete with me

>>77178224
>teams chase 400+ 4th innings all the time
genuinely laughed out loud

>>77178239
looks fun but I don't like paying for games to begin with yet alone nearly 30 on an unfinished product

>>77178239
such a shit name for a video game
thus being a shit game overall

>>77178232
I'm sorry mate

whats the least amount of money you would bum straffo for?

>>77178272
0

>16 unique posters
nice quote unquote poomunity

>>77178286
a patrician sport is by definition not that popular

>>77178293
there were definitely more than 16 people that used to post in cricket matchthreads, but /sp/ is a dead board so I guess it's not that surprisingq

lads just had the biggest David Warner of my life
it was a floater

>>77178320
WE'RE UP TO 17 POSTERS
ACTIVE COMMUNITY CONFIRMED

>>77178343
shall be resetting my router to bring it to 18

victory chances are looking slim now

>>77178367
I'd say, looking at the balance of the match right now, you'd have to give South Africa the edge.

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>english batting

>>77178343
18

>>77178367
still in it

Is morris /elite/

>>77178399
definitely not

>>77178278
bearing in mind it's a sponto fuck so his cleanliness will be a lottery and he may have had kfc the night before

>>77178406
thought you were talking about killing him

Guys I need a new cricket bat for casual play.
What size should I get if I'm 6'? Any recommendations?

>>77178417
short handle is fine for any grown man

>>77178417
they're all pretty much the same, lump of wood with a handle innit

would not go under 50k iih

>>77178399
An upgrade of Starc 2bh

>>77178431
umm

shall not and will not succeed in life

what's it called when you don't want to live any more?

>>77178440
shan't be succeeding in life

>>77178452
seeing the light

>>77178452
sobriety

>>77178452
gary ballance

>>77178465
kek

>>77178214
>>77178227
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/26311976/#26312789

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>>77178470
Holy shit that's fuckin gold kek

still cant decide whether to go shaman or priest on felmyst tbc (when it comes out friday)

>>77178553
>private servers

people will play for a month and give up

>>77178560
yeah me included but i will still play while it's still alive dummy

revising my prediction to a fairly routine 5 wicket win

Any chance of Zimbabwe winning their test?

>>77177964
only smugger file i've seen on spee is perro caca

>>77178661
yeah a good one

>>77178661
none

Fucking hell Dad threw away my Star Trek DVDs while I was away at uni lads

based

dude just play ur natural game lmao

someone pls tell me how england can still win this

these two are unironically going to take england home

>>77178763
score 390 runs without losing their remaining 5 wickets in a day and a half of play

stokes le impact player man

Just got in from work lads, how did it come to this? Could someone in Nottingham do a rain dance please.

>>77178775
easy as that ey

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>>77178765

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>>77178793
:^)

>>77178796
yeah simple as

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big man moeen putting england on his back

mammoth partnership incoming

>>77178949
>mammoth partnership incoming

you also argued yesterday that 4 inches was average

*farts*

>>77179057
no he was arguing that

based SA

shall start reading Camus

feel like that's what my mental state is ready for

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>>77179163

How do we rate Maharaj lads?

>>77179196
6 if I'm honest

mom, amla or philander?

Hope Root is considering declaring soon

>>77179215
I'd do it myself as a laugh

reminder realitycuck predicted a dras and has been exposed YET again

>>77179222
t. hanse cronje

>ingurland

what a way to go

JUST

>>77179224
*draw

sad!

hello where are the memes?

http://www.espncricinfo.com/afghanistan/content/story/1111637.html

Arrival is probably overrated

I miss when the Danish anon used to post pictures from the train on here, 2bh

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Gawd, when are we going to remember how to play test cricket instead of treating it like an ODI that lasts for three days?

>>77178661
Dubs and Zimbabwe exposed as perpetual minnows

>>77185854
based zimbabwe

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Friendly reminder you are not a /cric/-posting patrician if you don't have one of these badboys

>>77186254
hahaha what an epic find my friend :)

https://streamable.com/brp46
is it kino?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/6nktxj/fixing_england/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=Cricket
daniel's getting BTFO lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjCW0XhLd3c

Hoping the next test is a nail biter for the good of the game.

>>77186872
>plebbit freely linked all over the board

ripip /sp/

>>77188290
freshie

Why do real sausages take so long to cook?

>>77183095
see
>>77179377
>>77179510
>>77179540
>>77179583
>>77179710
>>77179741

lmao at the absolute state of the Greens lads

>ICC Women's World Cup, 1st Semi-Final
England Women
South Africa Women
Match scheduled to begin at 10:30 local time (11:30 cest)

>>77188433
Haven't been keeping up. what happened?

>>77188470
lost two senators because they had overseas citizenship including their deputy leader

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>>77188480
nice, good to hear

>>77188450
>women's cricket

reckon zimbabwe need another 5 wickets

>>77188554
don't understand this post

>>77188593
Zimbabwe are fucked, but is there a stream?
Women's cricket is reddit

>>77188611
>but is there a stream?
probably

>Women's cricket is reddit
nah

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recall when?

tell me about the poor stumping decision

68.4
Sikandar Raza to Dickwella, no run, turn and bounce! Perfectly-pitched offbreak, creates an opportunity. The square leg umpire has referred a stumping chance. Dickwella is in trouble. Side-on replays show that the back foot is bang on the line. Not even an itty bitty part of the foot behind the crease. Shamshuddin, the TV umpire, examines various angles, but there is nothing behind the line. Surprising/shocking (delete by preference) decision from the TV umpire. Not out is the verdict. Zimbabwe's players are stunned, as is their coach Heath Streak in the change room. Lovely piece of bowling from Raza nonetheless. He tosses it just a shade outside off, gets it to grip and break away past the outside edge, leaving the batsman overbalanced; the keeper flips the bails off swiftly

About to crank one out lads

>>77183095
Sorry, I did it in /bundes/ this time. I'll return to /cric/ next time I'm on a train.

Zimbabwe have it in the bag

>>77188823
we appreciate it mate, it's peak comfort

tipping Cremer to get a 9fer

zim have been robbed

You greens are bunch of druged up welfare depending parasite who is ready to give australia on silver platter to islamics

>>77188883
this team is half filled with anglos living in a post-2000s Zimbabwe, think they can push through a bit of adversity mate

>>77188480
>ludlum was a kiwi this whole time

should have seen that one coming

We dont wants ungrateful islamics who wants to kill us and distroying western civilsation .. turn all in to child molasters and pedophiles like how mohomed lived 1400 years ago ..

>dropped

>>77188914
kek I'm pretty sure I read that

over

remember when Zimbabwe were famous for fielding?

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>collapsing faster than Australia in Nottingham
what went wrong?

wicket next over

>>77188955
bit off but I'll still take it

Someone give me some links so I can also be part of the internal Australian politics please

GIVE YOUR POWER TO ZIMBABWE
\O/ \O/ \O/

http://www.hdporncollections.com/priya-rai-cricket-my-cock/

how has this not come to /cric/'s attention previously?

>>77189090
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-18/citizenship-issues-in-parliament-how-does-this-keep-happening/8721012

>>77189117
>fake tits

>>77189136
>male pattern baldness

>>77189144
how unheard of, im basically a freak

>>77189165
I didn't say anything about freaks m8, you're putting words in your own mouth here

>>77189176
derp

>chakabva

>>77189117
already have posted it in this thread and a year ago

think the local houso abos stole my fucking hose

fucking hate this shit. I moved a year ago and I've already had my car broken into four times and anything that isn't clamped down gets fucking stolen

what the fuck do they want an entire hose for anyway, you only need like 10 cm for a bong

caught a bunch of them trying to break into my car just three months ago. Jokes on them since I'm poor as fuck and there's nothing in there

really have nothing inherently against abos but they really make it fucking hard not to be racist when 99% of them are fucking cunts

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>>77189124
Thanks lad.

mfw I will have to go through the same processes they did

>>77189240
where are u living?

>>77189245
prolly WA

>>77189249
nah, just outside of Melbourne

>>77189252
I though Victoria was pretty empty when brits arrived

>>77189244
only if you run for federal politics

what a bunch of dumb fucks they all were
>born in Canada but don't think you have a Canadian citizenship
>expect that Australia and fucking New Zealand would not have dual citizenship laws

>>77189254
the whole country was, there was less than a million abos in the entire region at the time of colonisation

not all of them stick to their traditional hunting grounds, that's actually fairly uncommon from what I understand. A bunch live near me because they're housos

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high brow humour

>>77189252
My gf teaches and she says that majority of the problems are caused by abo kids lol, despite there only being like 8 of them.

The one kid is only 9 years old and was caught with weed.
They're literally like our darkies here.

>>77189286
>My gf
How does it feel been an unironic mail-order spouse from Africa?

>>77189286
so you're back with her now?

yeah it's a messy situation. My cousin works up in the territory and apparently they're told to just let the abos do whatever they want since just getting them to show up at school in the first place is an achievement. apparently there's some deeply ingrained cultural thing about going to school or whatever and anyone that actually does it and tries to learn will often get shunned

it's a sad situation Tbh but I find it hard to be empathetic sometimes when shit like this keeps happening

https://www.instagram.com/jackson_warne18/
warnies son is such a chad

>>77189323
>photos with warnie get twice the attention

you JUST know people only like him because of his dad

Shane's a massive bender these days

Witness, the new generation of free to air TV background extras

https://www.tvnz.co.nz/shows/why-does-love/episodes/s1-e1

Starts 29:35 ish

>>77189315
Yeah, she says that a lot of times they just go absent from school, and they're told to not follow up with them about where they've been, etc.

Seems quite odd to me, I mean, even our lot over here are starting to realise the importance of a proper education.

>>77189311
If that is the case then I think I am doing okay, no?

>>77189315
A couple of weeks back I did an 'Indigenous awareness training' where they brought in an Aboriginal speaker and a BIG STRONG AMERICAN on secondment at my agency attended it (for shits and giggs i guess? it wasnt compulsory for him).

The Aboriginal fella said that this was a place where we could ask hard hitting questions and there wouldn't be any hard feelings.

Not long thereafter the septic tank asked him something to the effect of "why are aboriginals so violent, why do they molest their children and why do they always quit their jobs and go walkabout?"

>me: BIG

>>77189352
my parents watched this
feels weird you were on my mums telly daniel

abos in the outback can be a bit fucked sometimes

heard a story from a friend who worked in a hospital up north where some kid who grew up in sydney went up to meat his abo Dad for some meme ritual and it turned out they were going to circumcise him. they messed the procedure up and the poor kid's dick got mangled

>>77189352
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Is Daniel in this? Im only signing up if he is

>>77189378
apparently he couldn't even piss properly even after surgery

also *meet, I swear I'm not stupid

>>77189381
honestly don't give the slightest fuck about Daniel anymore myself

he's gone from someone to laugh at to someone that I genuinely dislike

>>77189381
yeah for all of 2 seconds`

>>77189386
>to someone that I genuinely dislike
why?

he was always a conceited fuckwit (not criticising, I also am). he just has more confidence now

>>77189378
Sounds like the shit that the Xhosa do up here, one of their cultural passages of manhood is for the boy's to be traditionally circumcised, lots of fatalities come from it

>>77189393
guess he's just not masking it behind his depression meme anymore

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fucking kek how

>>77189407
based mugabe freeing his people from the shackles of wage slavery

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>>77189407
based

>>77189427
You literally have a job

>>77189433
i beg to differ, unless you know something i dont

>In late January 2013, the Zimbabwean finance ministry reported that they had only $217 in their treasury and would apply for donations to finance the coming elections that is estimated to cost 107 million USD.[164][165]

why is that so fucking funny

>>77189446
Didn't you have some sort of teaching gig?

watching Tanya Tate's sex tour of Ireland

ama

>>77189456
i was doing a teaching degree but i got behind with work lol, i'm going back in september

>>77189510
How the fuck do you get behind in an arts degree? Come on m8, I'm an arts graduate and we all know it is basically adult babysitting

I used to just sit in class watching the /cric/

>>77189476
dunno how you guys cope with fake tits, its why i basically only watch amateur porn

>>77189520
its not an arts degree as such a teaching degree its own thing, work was intensive

how does one become a cricket umpire? i'm ever so slightly deaf in one year, would this exclude me?

>the pride of chelsmford the eternal anglo and the saviour of test cricket is a neet

>>77189567
would miss a lot of cricket if i had a job

shall be deleting my Zachy B folder and refraining from all contact with him in the future lads

no time for association with people who waste their lives away if I'm honest

>>77189381
Yeah and two other dark turd memebers

But you should really sign up for the quality NZ free to air tv tttt

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>>77189588
i can sense frustration, slow week at work, wagie? oh wait, please dont tell me your a student and you think that gives you bragging rights

>>77189407
they got rid of all the whites in an aggressive campaign of redistribution

>>77189632
How did you get the job?

>>77189632
Back to /r/cricket Daniel

>>77189633
all of those people behind the frog have jobs

>>77189642
please use capitals when writing reddit tier responses or it'll look like me

>>77189639
There are casting calls like this all the time, most are pretty lame, but we signed up for this because they wanted bands and we thought we'd be able to get some shots of us all in the background together which would be hilarious for cult band trivia. Was still a laugh. That one scene was a full day and about $230 each

But then they split us up and also Tim was being a knob and made up a shit excuse to not come
AGAIN like he did for our art film

>>77189640
Ok bye

>>77189632
>>77189639
>>77189662
All Daniel

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>>77189671
ok

>>77189662
Still don't get that short film
Too cerebral for a non-prog fan like myself

>>77189676
Very adept with photoshop Daniel

>>77189662
tell me about tim doyle

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>>77189681
Genuinely almost died with laughter watching that in the theatre, such a hilarious weekend

It has a genuine plot and every single shot is a metaphor for something but the entire point was to totally take the piss and make it completely indecipherable

Like the colour green represents innocence, for example

>>77189699
pic

>>77189711
imagine being autistic enough to use 4chan memes in normal conversation

>>77189711
>those messages
is he a radical centrist?

How many times do these dumb cunts leave shit in foil and it keeps cooking

>>77189711
Is Ben Peploe AMS

This is winter /cric/, populated by only the most elite and successful of /sp/ (kek)

We have a lawyer, accountant, civil servant, IT monkey (he is a subhuman), engineer and whatever it is that the German does (optimising efficiencies I assume).

If you're a NEET, you may find yourself at home over at /nrl/ or /afl/

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>>77189721
You wish you had cool memespouting band buds with hip band drama m80

who is the most mentally unhinged of the /cric/ regulars lads?

>>77189743
Did you reach the dark turd to speak in au/sp/ vernacular
You're too far gone

>>77189754
Fuck I laughed

Going to try this with my foreign gf

>>77189754
Yeah

We constantly talk about endgames

And use phrases like "pooicide watch" regularly

>>77189739
but those are crap sports

Like during the saga when we were betting on whether Tommy or I could get gf first we both referred to our options as "endgames"

>>77189765
This is arguably worse than telling Ivana about /cric/ cyber bullying you

Would love to go to Russia and find that the only English they know is mattposting thanks to Krazy

>>77189779
I'm sorry that I have friends with similar interests.

>>77189784
Fuck off you fat skank

Does Fatt still post?

>>77189778
Going to need a screencap of this

and who won?

will be successful like the rest of you one day lads , just going through the most profound of existential crises, it was simply my destiny

>>77189863
Life can turn around pretty quickly. 12 months ago I was in absolute doldrums

>>77189840
Take a guess