/heem/

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bispiss' days are numbered

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right here

>>77175087
>>77174990

He's amazing at getting people to play his game and he has so much leverage with picking opponents

Like they constantly give him a list of people to fight and he picks the best match for him

Eddie should've fought Khabib and Conor probably should've fought Frankie at 189... He immediately got the Nate rematch and got it delayed when he needed more time

Hes also great at pushing the pace on people he fucking sprints out the gate

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should i include fighter birthdays on the calendar?

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>>77175128
my first ever contribution to cynthia posting. someone should make a head picture out of this

Anon why did that girl heem you?

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What's this guys problem?

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>77175180
can you do something similar with this one

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>>77175186
lose my number freak

>>77175180
Got slammed on his noggin that's what.

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Would Ronda Rousey beat Mayweather?

>>77175165

Not him but he was probably young

before boys really start developing upper arm strength around 13-15 girls and boys the same size are about the same strength

When I used to do Karate 12 year old girls would heem 12 year old boys all the time

Hell the best wrestler at my high school was a girl who wrestled at 103 where the boys weren't developing yet

>>77175180
who hired the untrained kneegrow to make that png?

>>77175205
In a spelling bee?

>>77175165

It was in acting class and the teacher assigned us as a pair to do a one-act play. I'm 6'2" 215 lbs and the girl was maybe 5'3". During out scene there was a part where her character slapped mine, and when we were rehearsing we only pantomimed the slap. When we ran it for the teacher he suggested it would be better if she slapped me for real, and I agreed since I didn't think she could really hurt me. We started the beat over and this time she slapped me for real, next thing I know it's 5 seconds later and I'm waking up off the floor with everyone staring at me.

>>77175205

>The only way Floyd would beat me is if we were dating

>>77175232
slapped right on the button!

>>77175205
Am I the only one who's happy she's over with? She was annoying as fuck.

>>77175232
Reem is that you bud?

>>77175238
why are you tripping on heem? as you can see you are the only one. we are not a tripfag general

>>77175238

she was awesome until she opened her mouth and the other women caught up

Cowboy oliviera vs ryan laflare should be the 5th fight for picksbro

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>>77175196
Sure.

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two goats

>>77175257
Not yet ;)

>>77175260
That, and the constant ass kissing and over saturated media coverage.

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>>77175270
two goats

>>77175232
Damn lmao not only did you get heemed by a chick but you got heemed by a slap, not even a punch. Her stance must've been 100% akward to generate that kind of power my man.

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>>77175205
>when ronda's head clatters off the canvas then you will know it's not all talk

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>>77175270
two pullot goats

>>77175307
aspen looks like 165 here

gentle but firm heeminder to ignore and hide all tripfag postings

treat them like the scum shit they are, thank you

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>>77175270
two goats.

>>77175307
She looks like Joe Swanson

Was you guys joking when you said Cal vs Cal was a great fight? This is shit

Also Cynthia has a lot of stomach blubber

>>77175323
>giv pre-roid clouwja gf

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>>77175270
a couple goats

>>77175344
damn bruno mars looks like THAT?

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>>77175270

two GOATs

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>>77175307
>>77175317
>>77175331

>>77175275

Ronda heeming most girls in like a minutes was pretty entertaining especially when you consider the low finish rate in WMMA

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zero goats

>>77175338

i like her better after the roids tee be haich

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>>77175336
why are you such a hater?

best value is mayweather ko at +300 to +500

yw

calderwood is such shite

expect a little more out of her for how long she been around

>>77175385
I'm not I like stomach blubber

But the fight shouldn't have been co main

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>>77175381

>>77175388
TKO/Corner stoppage is the best bet because that's what will happen.

Who is your favorite undefeated boxer?

Please take time to consider your answer. It will be graded for correctness and spelling counts

>>77175406

Conor McGregor

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>>77175406
Charlie Ward

>>77175406
Rocky Marseano

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>>77175270
two goats

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>>77175406
conor mcgregor and it's not even close

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>>77175406
Gervonta Davis definitely, who else?

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>>77175270
3 steaks

>>77175406
mcgregor has never even been touched and he is boxing so all other answers are completely irrelevant

>>77175420
>meeting a UFC fighter, and a champ at that, in real life
>opting for the side to side arm over the shoulder buddy pic instead of the faceoff pic

*rubs chin* what did he mean by this

if you have zero professional boxing fights and beat a guy who is 49-0 how good does that make you

>30-27

WTF

>>77175449
Makes you world-class. Even if Floyd is 40.
>>77175455
Yeah what a joke

>>77175448
are you retarded? why would you want a faceoff pic with a man 3 times your size just to maximize your manlet status

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>>77175444
>not a big rig joke

>>77175475

fair point. i'm 6'3" and jacked so i never really consider dese tings.

>>77175449
Not good, when are people going to realsie that if you put a guy who genetically has one punch power agaisnt small guys, the small guy loses. Floyd is going to get knocked out but he's still the better striker and boxer.

If Conor does heem Floyd where does he go? Seems like a peak desu

>>77175444
USADA

>>77175143
>Like they constantly give him a list of people to fight and he picks the best match for him

>Nate is a good matchup for Conor

are you retarded

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>>77175455

>>77175475
Stipe is 6.3/6.4 so Hoodie bro could be 6 foot

Based

>>77175511
>Nate is a good matchup for Conor
A sloppy boxer with an overrated ground game and no wrestling with a record that could give Artem a run

Yeah it should have been a good match up

my striking is improving at astronomical rates. my right hand has legit KO power now and I'm comboing well off my teeps

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>>77175493
>goes to wme headquarters
>walks up to ari's desk
>"beg me"

>>77175511
Nate was 2-3 in his last 5 before fighting Conor took an ass beating from RDA and Bendo and actually got TKOed by Thompson

hes a tall gangly dude who talks enough shit to sell the fight and gets hit

lets be honest everyone said Conor had HW KO power after Aldo and he believed his own hype. Conor thought Nate would be easy...

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>>77175536
>>77175570

Nate is a nightmare matchup for McGregor. There are few fighters that line up to be more difficult for McGregor to beat than Nate.

*cuts down 3 weight classes from my natural weight*
*uses superior size and strength to ragdoll much smaller people*

heh nothing personnel kiddo

>>77175615

Conor didn't see it that way which is why he asked for Nate


Khabib gets hit a lot which is why hes asking for Khabib now

>>77175585

His burger shop actually looks really comfy I'd love to try it if I'm ever in Rio

>>77175615
>>77175626

Conor would also heem Gaethje and if Gaethje wins another its who hes gonna ask for watch it

>>77175626
He asked for RDA. Aldo and Edgar were asked to be replacements and both declined.

It was literally Nate or that garbage can Cerrone. He picked Nate out of a choice of two.

>>77175307
Wtf ladd is huge. Steroids did not agree with her body.

>>77175570
it's never the whole story to judge a diaz by his record

he didnt give a fuck in the Bendo or RDA fights. out of shape and lethargic, and didnt even make weight for RDA. then he's actually motivated and sharp like the MJ fight he's a whole different animal

terrible matchup for conor at 170 because nate actually has a frame for WW, is impossible to put out, and has cardio for days

conor tried to steamroll him the first fight with no regard to a contingency plan... worst possible way to fight a diaz.

had to eat some serious humble pie

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>>77175626
>Khabib gets hit a lot
Oh boy this meme again. "Rocked by johnson brooooo totally" fuckin moron

>>77175659
cerrone would unironically be the easier fight. his track record against southpaws in any fight that matters is atrocious

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>>77175661
>tubby short girl
>steroids

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>>77175667
i can see it

>>77175663
Nate absolutely does not have the frame for WE. There's a reason actual welterweights fuck him up. He's a wristlet, a forearmlet, shoulderlet, and doesn't have the height to make up for it. Tony Ferguson is more of a natural welterweight than Nate.

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>>77175679
>look guys i passed my drug test.

The fact that she had to take this picture makes her look guilty. Her body has also changed since this picture, but you go ahead and think shes clean

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>>77175692
megan too?

Conor could of followed Nate to the ground in the 2nd fight and tried to get the stoppage

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>These men would literally murder everyone on /heem/
Heh

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>>77175685
on paper he's got the size and reach to be a normal or even above average size ww

neither diaz bro does proper strength and conditioning though and would rather just train and do traithlons

>>77175679
cute!

>>77175700
Not if we had to pass a USADA exam first.

>>77175659
He was never going to fight frankie

And he had the choice between nate cerrone and Urijah and chose the one who wasn't training because he figured it was the easiest one

>>77175701
i felt he purposely added size for the second conor fight knowing it would make him even more durable but it ended up hurting his cardio

>>77175700
> 6'3 240lbs
> 6'4 265lbs

Yeah, and?

>>77175710
i liked the part where you claimed to know all the criteria that factored into the choice

urijah is a joke of a choice, he would get slaughtered

is it just me or does cynthia look like a weird cross berween a cute 18 year old latina fuck toy and ane old decrepit dinner lady/janitor?

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Anybody else realise how black prospects always beat white prospects? Blacks own boxing, now we taking over MMA.

White bois can run but they can't hide

>>77175667
WTF I love KFC now

kek could you imagine if they did Conor vs Urijah at 155 for an interim belt and Urijah won?

>>77175701
>on paper he's got the size and reach to be a normal or even above average size ww
There is more to frame than just height. Nate is just naturally lean desu, just look at his shoulder width. Not a wide guy.

>Donshay White, an amateur MMA fighter, died last night after a bout in Louisville. White, 37, collapsed after a fight for the Hardrock MMA promotion at Expo Five. The fight was stopped. He walked from the ring backstage, but became unresponsive backstage. He was given CPR and transported to KentuckyOne Health Sts. Mary & Elizabeth Hospital, where he died. His cause of death was unknown according to WAVE Television in Louisville. (thanks to Steve Williams)

RIP

>>77175663
>nate actually has a frame for WW
Dudes got feddaweight shoulders, not a good frame for ww at all. Look at him compared to the other 6 foot welterweights, Nate looks small compared to Tony, he has the frame for ww

Not to mention Nate hits like a bantamweight

>>77175707
>I could beat elite heavyweights if we did drug testing
Ugh no sweetie.

>>77175728
If they failed the test I'd win by default.

>>77175725
tony is a freak

for whatever reason people sleep on how weird his proportions are.

claims he can make 145 which would be ludicrous if true.

>>77175716
Looks like the woodley autist finally got over the trauma of gaethje-johnson and came slithering back

Be honest, did you cry yourself to sleep after that cornfed hick beat the little blackboi senseless til he curled up like a bitch?

>>77175709
Him never fighting Frankie actually kind of sucks... would have loved to have seen that fight

>>77175701
Nate looks fucking huge here

Fun fact: Nick Diaz walks around at less than Khabib and Tony yet thought as a small welterweight and even middleweight in his career

>>77175205
yes and no.

>>77175402
I love to look at pictures of Claudia. She tries so hard to be sexy and really plays up that side of her, but she always, unable to help it, looks very flat, small and blocky. Like she'll wear a bikini and initially you see her smile and pose and want to be like "Wow, she's hot!" but you notice theres no ass, no tits and she is kinda ugly, and if you look real close in her eyes you can tell that she knows she is a 12 year old boy looks wise and she hates her body and the ugly mole on her cheek

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>>77175720
>tfw urijah has to defend an interim LW belt against RDA or some shit

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>>77175749

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>>77175721
>Nates got narrow shoulders
Love this meme

>>77175733
Yeah I don't know what the deal with tony is, he's a legitimate freak. He looked fucking massive in that fox sports segment where he demonstrated the d'arce and he looked bigger than Woodley when he was casting. Then he makes 155 like it's nothing and he's not even sucked up, he's lean and athletic. Absolute anomaly.

>>77175738

I still can't believe they are wasting Gaethje on TUF

nobody gives a shit about TUF and Gaethje isn't all that charismatic either... all the "Beef" hes gonna build up with Eddie is going to be unbearable

also with Dustin not getting the rematch he was promised

stick him in the cage with Barboza or Lee where he belongs

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>>77175738
Spammerniggar btfo

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>>77175759

>>77175767
ive seen a lot of people complaining but do you guys realize that shit only films for like 4-6 weeks?

it's not really affecting his turnaround at all since he has to be on the shelf a bit anyway after that war

>>77175767
>not wanting to learn moar about this obviously based banger
lose my number pls

>>77175733
Dudes huge, people just don't realise how long he is, if he had shorter arms they'd look huge but because his biceps are so long people think he's skinny.

I dream of having shoulders like him even though he looks scary

>>77175760
>barely broader than a framelet 145er
great argument brah

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>>77175786

>>77175767
t. knows nothing about promotion

>>77175713
You can't even reply to the right person lmao you're a mess

>>77175786

hes so intense and high energy with literally everything he does

.... his poor wife

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kek imagine having this little leg muscle

>>77175700
>Rothwell
probably, yeah
>Barnett
no chance, his chin is already in the afterlife

>>77175790
Nates way broader than him, not to mention Max is raising his shoulders while Nates relaxing him. Also people with narrow shoulders, their shoulders are low down due to their small frame, always looks awful, Nate doesn't have this problem. He's just average, a good frame but nothing to write home about

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>>77175722
>37 years old
>still an amateur

c'mon son

>>77175722
>cause of death is unknown

pretty sure it was the fight

>>77175798
When i first saw Tony I was young and I knew nothing. Thought I would look like him with a bit of work because I was 5'11 with a 78inch wingspan, now I'm olderand realise I'll always have a horrible small frame. I can make featherweight. Why did I have to have long arms and small shoulders I look like a freak

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>>77175841
could you imagine if you had an nba freak athlete training mma from day one?

this is the shit heavyweight is missing

you may laugh now but Browne is going straight to the top of the Bellator hw food chain where he's gonna make an easy living heeming washed up old goofs 2-3 times a year for the next 5 years

help me out here heem!!!

If Conor heems Floyd I'll ______

>>77175859
could you imagine if the pay was even close to comparable

>>77175841
you need to eat more, called bulking for a reason

>>77175875
Doesn't increase your shoulders

>>77175868
no

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>>77175867
not believe it.

Literally impossible my man.

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>>77175841
It seems like 80% of brits have narrow shoulders, I do as well and so does another one who posts here.

78 wingspan at 5'11 is impressive though

>>77175859
>$20 million a year versus $1 million a year
>getting hit in the face versus not getting hit in the face
Nah I can't see anyone doing it. Jon Jones is the closest we'll get and we only got him because he fucked his own shit up early on in life. Even then he only made it because his bros had the NFL drug stacks to take him to the next level.

Phil Davis is the Dwight Howard of MMA. Really good and seemingly the perfect body for his profession but can never get it done when it counts.

>>77175663
>it's never the whole story to judge a diaz by his record
It's the best way to judge any fighter, m80.

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>6'7 without shoes
>between 250-275lbs at his peak
>fast as fuck
>cardio to play two 24 minute stints of basketball
>7' reach

*jumps across the cage*
*heems you violently*

"heh, nothing personal kid"

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>>77175867
Cash my $50 bet because it's a guarantee. Floyd is slow as molasses and old as fuck and is no longer a top 200 boxer and no longer can punch due to broken wrists. Conor will catch him.

>captcha: bananas

>>77175626
>Conor didn't see it that way which is why he asked for Nate

Yeah and look how that turned out for him. Nate is a nightmare matchup for Conor, the only other person I can think of that would be worse would be Tony or GSP

>>77175880
Doesn't increase your shoulders because you don't understand how to work your shoulders properly. I increased my shoulder mass after 25 by working correctly and eating right.

>>77175906
Post before and after

>>77175893
problem with Davis is he was an amazing collegiate wrestler but because of takedowns

so in MMA his base is wrestling but he isnt good at getting to it. has taken to the submission game but he's mediocre on the feet without a way to get a TD ... not a great recipe

>>77175912
>doesn't believe me
I don't really care, we both know you're retarded and lazy. Put the work in if you expect results.

>>77175914
>but NOT because of takedowns

woops

Phil davis is a lil nigga, lost to white boi bader twice lmao

Pathetic lil bitch

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>he doesnt train for hand size

>>77175950
davis btfo

>>77175679
What is the 90 ml thing? Im not familiar with usada

>>77175924
Bad bait

>>77175841
gain lean muscle you stupid dummy

>>77175960
Bad routine, bad diet

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>>77175906
Max Holloway will never have wider shoulders and he is 5'11. That is just his natural bone frame. You might put muscle on your shoulders, but you can't maker your bones wider or thicker no matter what you do.

>>77175966
Bad bait

>77175963
I have done, will still never have Tonys shoulders, kick rocks same fag

>>77175975
No fucking kidding, leaf. Thanks for your input.

>>77175975
He's baiting, I've seen him do it b4 about hand size

>>77175958
that's the amount of piss they take

>>77175978
are you even trying m8? this is why you can't put on any muscle.

or maybe you're 60 years old?

>>77175975
it goes a long way to develop a defined yoke with more traps and upper back development

same with building the lats to create a v taper which makes the shoulders appear wider

was ponzi really the underdog?

>>77175993
It goes a long way but you'll always have narrow shoulders

Others wont

>>77175984
>bitch mittens

>>77175999
not him, i am thankfully 6'2" with normal shoulders and modest reach advantage

if the Irish are so good at fighting how come they keep losing to the British?

>>77176005
Cole Miller

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>to them you're just a FREAK
>like me!

>>77176012
why does britain rule over ireland?

are all born irishmen slaves?

what are the types of people who choose to fight for a living?

>degenerates and dropouts
>people who wrestled up through college and have stockholm syndrome so they have to keep competing

>>77175897
Basically what happened to boxing. Heavyweight used to be just your run of the mill big guys, now it's NBA sized behemoths.

>>77176028
>struve could be living large making 20 million a year to play basketball

what a justed life he chose

Prime machida vs romero, does romero still win?

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>>77175716
>>77175738

>>77175975
Max's shoulders honestly aren't even THAT bad.

The undisputed GOAT framelet is Cruz.

>>77176021
My dream is to fight for a living

>>77176043
kek

>>77175975
Max Holloway has a shorter wingspan but longer arms than almost everyone he fights lol

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>>77176042
nope

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>>77175993
>he's a framelet
keep dreaming bud, you will never be thick like RDA is thick

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>>77176059
>tfw i tower over RDA

What is worse heem or Youtube comments that repeat the same things like misquotes he was never my friend/mayweather conor post conference stuff

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turby I have a quick question, is the whole thing with spamming memey wmmma chicks supposed to be funny because you know that they are bad but you pretend they aren't, or is it supposed to be funny because you know they are good and don't care if everyone else thinks they are bad?
intent matters a lot and I'm quite curious

>>77176072
i don't read youtube comments

>>77176072
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>77176080
I didn't really think that any adults did

I thought it was all kids?

>>77175859
I could imagine him getting KO'd in the first by Timothy Johnson, yes.

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>>77176042
in his prime yoel is still an olympic wrestler and once in a generation athletic specimen

that beats karate

>>77175859
>this is the shit heavyweight is missing
hmmm i wonder why

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how to get train my chin

>>77176095
because only degenerates willingly fight for a living

>>77176099
>because only degenerates willingly fight for a living
hmmm i wonder why

>>77176093
Prime Machida heems him as he steps in.

>>77176101
because it's a stupid as fuck career choice regardless of pay

*gets $100M contract to hit a baseball*

>>77176096
Neck training

>>77176108
>regardless of pay

lol what

is there a cooler nickname than The Natural?

>>77176045
His shoulders are bad but he looks alright because he has a short neck and head and not wide hips with good posture so he doesn't look real out of proportion.

I'm the goat framelet

>Max's shoulders
>head twice as big, long head
>really long pencil neck
>arms way longer than Max, look freakish
>tiny hands with feminine fingers
>awful posture, like Gegard, stomach sticks out
>big nipples
>cant grow a beard
>shit metabolism


Dominick Cruz ain't got shit on me

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>>77175893
>Jon Jones didn't play in the NFL because he was a framelet
POETRY

>>77176108
>heeming people is stupid

>>77176121
>those hardgainer feels

>>77176043
JOHN WAYNE GAETHJE

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>>77176121
>decided to drop out of college, where he was studying Criminal Justice

really burying the lead here anon

>>77176116
Shogun and Rumble are pretty good.

>>77176116
Blonde Fighter

>>77176043
there is something off about that guys police uniform

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I don't see how Floyd can win honestly.

He's over 40, slow, small, small hands, small head, past his prime, not unique, no mewvment training, his skin displays weakness, doesn't work hard like Mcgregor

it's all too much for little Floyd in the end

>>77176156
oh shit I forgot about this one

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>tfw you will never be the runt of 3 NFL-caliber athlete brothers and go on to become the p4p GOAT in combat sports in your early 20s after deciding to start doing mma on a whim

why even live bros

>>77176116
Gamebred

El Cucuy

El Nino

you guys watched game of thrones yet? conor should have done that instead of the mayweather fight

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>>77176074
>>77176074
turbo can you please address this post

>>77176116
>Nick "The Promise" Ring

>>77176177
Jesus this is 100% me

Is there anything you can actually do about foward head? I've been trying to fix it for ages now

>>77176181
dude conor is actually in this seasons of got though lol

>>77176190
is he really, i though people were just talking shit

>>77176158
it's actually the uniform from one of the resident evil games so it probably looks a bit cartoony if you look hard enough

>>77176192
yes he is really

later in the season he picks a fight with the hound and gets fucked up

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>>77175087
Powerful Rountree

>>77176195
stop bullshitting me queer

>>77176192
no he isn't. canada is desperate for attentionright now

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What UFC fighter, male or female, would you like to spend a day hanging out with, strictly platonically?

For me, it's Reem.

>>77176203
>>77176205
look it up boys I dun give a fook

>>77176200
Punished Rountree

>>77175270
two manlets

as an above-average sized man I could heem both these goofs at the same time

>>77176208
i did, and the first thing that comes up is Conor denying it

>>77175818
Poor Tugger Schlob more like

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>Brendan "Peter" Schaub

what did he mean by this

>>77175786

Is Tony bigger than Khabib? They are both enormous 155ers, but in past fights I've often thought that Tony must be the biggest dude in the division

why the fuck doesnt the UFC take ref cam footage even if they dont use it during the broadcast

pride was doing this shit like 10 years ago

>>77176232
why the fuck don't the multiple camera views on fight pass ever actually work?

it'd be dope to be able to switch cameras on the fly

>>77176231
tony has the bigger frame but khabib might be stockier, he always has a monster weight cut

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>>77176231
>>77176245
pic related

>>77176245
>>77176247
khabib has a fuckin monstrous skull

>>77176239
They work on full replays of PPV cards. Not sure how far back it goes tho.

>>77176247
the mma gods failed us, we were one day away from that fight

>>77176255
oh unreal I didn't know

thanks bud

>>77176256
am i stupid for thinking tony could fend off khabib's grappling long enough to meme him on the feet and take him in deep water?

i could also see khabib just latching on to him instantly and doing his thing

>Georges "In A Hurry" St Pierre

>>77176043
NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE :O

>>77176263
I'd be surprised to see Tony get grapplefucked by anyone desu dude

and I'd also be surprised to see someone not get seriously hurt while working for a takedown for any length of time

lads anyone else finding it hard to get excited for DC v Jones II?

It should be a GOAT fight but its been rescheduled so many times

>>77176231
Tony said on instagram he got up to 200 pounds before the Khabib fight but his normal walk around weight is 185-190

Khabib has a said before that 190 is his walk around weight so they're pretty even

>>77176274
everyone's holding their breath. i'll be hyped as fuck to see what Jones looks like when i hear buffer announcing it

>>77176274
not at all, fight between the two arguable GOATs and get to see Jones fight again

>Bones comes back
>actually on the straight and narrow
>only cares about training
>steamrolls DC
>starts fighting every 3-4 months
>goes ham on all comers

a man can dream

>>77176258
>>77176258

you should also be able to switch between corner audios on PPVs

listen to Diaz audios its always hilarious

"HES A BITCH SLAP EM NATE!!"
"209!!!"

>>77176285
is there an "eddie's wife" audio?

>>77176284
he's gunna destroy dc, but the rest of that is definitely wishful thinking

>inb4 Jones becomes a full-on redemption story role model and DC becomes a full-time mma analyst

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just a lil heeminder

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another heeminder that no one on heem has any idea what they're talking about

>>77176298

Can you imagine paying like $1000 plus for some ring side seats to an event you always wanted to see and fighters you love

only to be seated next to that shrieking banshee.......

>>77175128
>>77175111
>>77175087
>couldn't tap out Calderwood despite taking her down twice

LMAO
M
A
O

>>77176275
200lbs holy fook, that is wild

I guess if their walk around weight is 190ish then they are probably the same then. it's wild to think that Tony Ferguson walking around would be comparable to Luke Rockhold on fight night in regards to weight.

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what did Nate mean by this?

why doesn't heem have its own board on 2x4chan?

>>77176326
they dont have the dedication and discipline of Sage to stay like 8% bodyfat year round

>>77176326

I'm 185 and I can't imagine making that cut let alone competing right after it holy shit

>>77176326
Your an idiot. On fight night tonys like 175 maybe max and luke is 200+. Dumb leaf

>>77176331
>somebody dial nick's pager
>BABY, WE DID IT

>>77176325
>start training at 13 < start fighting at 29

>>77176332
because we aren't faggots

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Heeminder that Nate Diaz retired Conor McGregor

>>77176332
start one, could get rid of all the filthy casuals

>>77176348
*burns a pile of leafs*

>>77176361
Clever.

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make a good next fight for Pettis

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>>77176367
Can't wait for Trump to nuke your country, you snow mexicans

Can someone post Thiccenzie pls

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>>77176376
no

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>>77176376

>>77176374
Go back to the discord you fucking twat

>>77175776
The coaches can't take a fight until it finishes airing. Gaethje won't fight until December.

>>77176378
>>77176381
Wouldeat

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>>77176389
she'd eat you too

>>77176394
where do i find an escort with this body

>>77176381
>implying there are seasons in combat sport

I literally spent the entire day walking around outside and heeming anybody who wasn't wearing Reebok.

>>77176395
find a former high level gymnast around mid 20s down on her luck and you'd be good

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>be careful
>be careful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOsI7yLz3zE

what did eddie mean by this

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>>77176394
>>77176381

Maia looks good in GoT

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>>77176398
there certainly is

how long after the Mayweather fight would it take Conor not fighting for the UFC to strip him?

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>The state of Scotland

>>77176414
Maia fucks his sister and has a metal right hand?

>All English fighters are bums

>>77176421
2019.

>>77176447
no disrespect tho

>>77176446
like most brazilians his age

Is SBG a meme gym?

>>77176466
>artem
>pendred
>conor

three goats

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>>77176454
Mfw camera focused on Bisp'n looking all kinds of asshurt

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wow how fucked is DC?

>>77176479
probably not at all, Jon could already outwrestle him gaining all that muscle might mess up his striking

>>77176483
DC will be heemed to a living death

Jones is gonna make him too braindead for analyst work