/mlb/ general - F edition

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".

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>>77172579
>>77172579
Brought to you by the makers of fine Skub™ products

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4 in a row for the first time in 2 yearsdians

Apparently Abe Almonds hit one 505ft

post more DG tweets

>>77172579
>florida will never go back to this logo

resd...maybe

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>mfw Ryan Madson and Sean Doolittle

>>77172597
Good, fuck you and your shitty team.

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*leaves the haters in the dust*

>>77172628

hello, what's the reason you posted this image

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>>77172640
>why?

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Watch the fuck out phils

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>Pirates memeing just enough to not be sellers at the deadline
Why couldn't >we have the 98 win season this year?

>>77172720

can we have josh harrison in the offseason? thanks

Bart

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>rags

>actually wanting to watch pitchers bat

>>77172605
Someone decided Miami > Florida, but really they're both pretty terrible for their own reasons.

>>77172804

at least the fish was interesting. mcdonalds-lookin miami is flat out lifeless

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>>77172810
>Disne!yspn.com

>>77172832

w...what?

>>77172837


>his name is Dickey Muck
Do you like him? =3

Hi

>>77172848
hey there bart

BART'S HERE!!!!!!!!!

>>77172865
>>77172865
>>77172865
>>77172865
>>77172865
>>77172865
>>77172865

Bort?

MARINERS!

>>77172893
you forgot pic brother

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>>77172893
>>77172897
MARINERS!
thanks senpai

>>77172848
hi bart, how's springfield?

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isqeq

>>77172949

Tasty -_-

ryls

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>29 years old
Life was tough 100 years ago.

>>77172966

My father was born in a three room Sear's catalog house from a farmer's wife; it was 1948
my aunt's helped, young though they were, while my uncle and Grandfather worked in the fields

Yes. Yes, life was hard, and still is for some folk

So this red sox and yankees game is going to end at 1 am EDT right

>>77173013
Hopefully

17-19 inning affair
>completely scoreless

>>77173011

Thanks. I cringed.

if everyone watching Copa Oro??

smoke break?
where'd ya go?
>>77173043
true story dude

>>77173029
fuck you, pls no.

>>77173053
It's called the gold cup you commie and no, soccer is gay.

>>77173067
bart's already here

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>>77173011
>Yes, life was hard, and still is for some folk
You don't know the half of it.

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Injuns desu senpai!

what would you do if your parents named you Bart?

>>77173093

You mean like refugees?

Yeah, likely that's even more tough, worse for the Islamic folks
but not the athletes
Puig is a free man
the guy that brought him here?
>prison

>>77173129
kys myself

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>>77173129
change my name to Rudiger

>>77173129

I wouldn't have a cow, man..

>>77173136
Refugees are fortunate they don't have to watch the White Sox play baseball. They have it good comparably.

>>77173164
>Chiraq

I say a little prayer for you, my friend -_-

>>77173129

i would laugh at their pitiful attempt as it gets thrown out in court. no judge would allow anyone to forcibly change another adult citizen's name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJtDt10fRqw

This man was the most comedic part of seinfeld.

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alright, /mlb/, these ten players have been HBP at a higher rate than anybody else over the last 5 seasons

who's the missing player?

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>>77173204
>>77173204
>still watching Constanza
who the fuck is Seinfeld

>>77173185
>named
he meant from the birth
and you mean to troll

just flagging you =3

>>77173232
brandon guyer

>>77173129
jump on the bort bandwagon

Eat my shorts

>>77173239
good god you sound gay as fuck. fag.

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>>77173294

>>77173129
I'd try to make people forget that my really small cock was shown in a movie

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>>77173273

fpbp

now...pitchers in the same timespan

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>>77173301
>still using the word Fag or Faggot

>>77173320
fuck if i know. I at least knew guyer is a hard cunt that never tries to avoid getting hit

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>>77173067

June 9 Bartolo Colon Bobblehead giveaway
July 4 Giveaway Bartolo Colon
What did the Braves mean by this?

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Where did all the Giants fans go?

I'm fucking sick of Aaron judge already. Espn won't shut the fuck up about him. Shame because he seems like a good guy but I want him to die.


Also what the fuck do I do about jet lag? I just woke up (2 AM here)

>>77173650

i took so many naps during my europe trip...do you have any train trips planned? those are killer nap opportunities

>>77173640
no point to post. I'm a tigers fan and I don't really post anymore since my home town team is a steaming pile of dogshit with no future.

>>77173671
Nah just in London for the week with my family. I slept 1 hour on the plane over and made it through the day so at least I got 4 hours tonight but fucking hell. I'm just gonna get wasted tomorrow night and hopefully pass out through the jet lag

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Any suggestions for /a/stros away games?

I can't decide between at seattle or at boston

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>>77173693
>>77173640
weak

>>77173751
Rather go outside or do something else than bitch about how pathetic my team is all day desu.

>>77173323
>Not going back to plebbit

>>77173694

there's a killer oldies club in soho called troy 22. you can drink your problems away with an excellent playlist and university birds

>>77173729

both ballparks seem like excellent experiences. i was really hoping our ALE schedule this year included @BOS but i was denied

>>77173136
You are embarrassing and sound like you have zero life experience

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>>77173776
Well, y'know, if you have that option

>>77173798
It is okay AL central bro the sun doesn't hurt too much. People are fucking trash though, I would avoid them.

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.308/.389/.636/
1.025
16 HR

PSA: USA won Evo

Please look at the catalog regularly to report off-topic.

Shitposters on /sp/ are nearly dead. It's the home stretch. Long live sports culture. Down with bro culture.

>>77173729
neutral here

Safeco > Fenway and it isn't even close

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>>77173916

>>77173693
I have a feeling your farm system is going to look a lot better in a couple weeks.

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>>77173779
There's a boston series in fenway this september though?

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>>77173998

nah, we play em here. you had me second guessing for a minute, though

>>77173980
Maybe. We will probably fail to develop them like usual.

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Hey.

>>77174037
The Tigers have invested a bunch in player development since Avila started. It's too bad you guys can't move Cabrera and Verlander is having such a down year.

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Imagine being so obsessed with a 4chan character you begin to go literally mad.

What a sad turn of events.

64-29

(10+10+10
10+10+10
1+1+1+1+)

>>77174069
Even if Verlander was doing a little better i don't think we would get much. Maybe Dombrowski would find a way, but dunno about Avila. Only Fulmer would get an absolute haul 100%.

Miggy's contract is abysmal.

>>77174064
closest division this year

anything else?

>>77173729
Fenway is a once in a lifetime experience.

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>>77174020
Oh I was talking about the /a/stros

>>77174116
found the queer. stay the fuck out of Boston.

>>77174116

n-nothing p...personnel, kid

>>77174089
They just need to get young position players and they will be fine lol

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>>77174064
FUCK YOU

>>77174089
Justin Wilson might get some quality prospects. A lefty fireman is a premium and the hauls teams have gotten for relievers lately have been insane, even if he's not in the Chapman/Miller tier. It's especially promising if there ends up being a bidding war between teams like the Astros and Dodgers for him. Pls gib to my Dodgers.

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>>77173729
Please visit our stadium

>Judge

The Derby Curse is back

>>77174140
>Pls gib to my Dodgers.

Who will you give us for Wilson? I want to fantasize for a minute. Wilson is actually really good. One of the few bright spots when watching the games.

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Imagine being so obsessed with a 4chan character you begin to defend that character when you're (supposedly) not that character.

What a sad turn of events.

28 years

(1000+900+80+8
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+x)

>>77174152
yes, please go to Xeattle and stay out of Boston, we don't want you here.

>>77174174
L

>>77173729
Camden Yards and BMore's inner harbor are comfy. And guaranteed wins for the Astros.

>>77174152

trust me, friend...you're penciled in

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>>77174152

woops, forgot this. i really hope the schedule makers decide on parks i haven't been to yet

>>77174163
I'm afraid we're going to give away Calhoun as the centerpiece (maybe Verdugo if we go get Zach Britton) in any deal for a reliever. Him going to Detroit to take over for Kinsler would make sense

>>77174174
if we blow up california, half of the shitposting would stop
I don't know what trump is waiting for!

77174174
Wouldn't surprise me if it was you yourself that setup a Twitter account just to "expose" a dead meme. Levels of autism to thks mental illness.

>>77174247
I'll take it. Wilson has another year of control so at least he isn't a rental.

>>77174261
t. Lifelong gay Astros fan since 2017

>>77174261
Hi Bart

Seattle sucks

but the Mariners are okay I guess

>>77174287
Look bro don't make fun of my Vizio

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>>77172174
none of these people have a ring

>>77174272
I like Wilson, I've watched him pitch a few games and I have him on a couple fantasy teams. He wouldn't cost us as much as Britton either. Calhoun would be a great player for the tigers to pick up in the deal too. He's got serious pop and a good eye, he just can't play defense yet.

>>77172597
You fell for the Indians meme

Get fukt weeb

>>77174372
OK Bart

>>77174383
>he just can't play defense yet.

It is okay, most of our active mlb roster can't either.

>dodgers at 64 wins

Nice, what's their secret?

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>>77173640
they became lifelong cubs fans to spite the dodgers

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What's his endgame?

>>77174419
UNA

>>77174392
>fell for
?

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>>77174419
fucking alanna rizzo

>>77174394
Brolioliolio, eat my shortolio

>>77174261
why don't you own up to being a worthless fag?
nobody wants your shitposting here
nobody likes you at all

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>>77174467
L
this team is gonna make me fucking rich with the bet I made at new years

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>>77172911
>>77172897
MARINYAS!

>>77174510
Eat my shorts

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>>77174520
>2d

>>77174529
who is this

>>77174510
OK Bart

>>77174510
Ay Caramba!

>>77174072
>>77174174
Don't have a cow, man

>>77174467
Imagine being so psychologically dominated by Bart that you begin to lose a grip on reality itself

>>77174699
ay caramba

>DG is in full damage control mode

don't have a vaca, ese

>>77174722
comete mis pantalones

Anybody here watch jap ball? How often do the benches clear?

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1stros

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>>77174735
its rare as fuck

>>77174722
Comete mis pantalones

>>77174467
Giving angry faggots like you a new asshole is why BASED BART will always be welcomed in /mlb/

Play of the day right there

How many of you here identify as an "outlaw" that wants /sp/ to have "bro culture"?

Out yourselves now, though I expect low numbers from this thread, thankfully.

>>77174722
you can't go into damage control when you have a mental illness
I feel bad for pisslover, this is what the dodgers have done to his head the last 2 years

>>77174849

i don't care if /sp/ has a few humorous non-sports threads here and there

yall need to get laid, for real

>>77174850
imagine being this psychologically dominated by a 4chan character that stopped posting in 2015.

>>77174850
>makes outrageous claims in 2015
>people laugh at him
>he laughs back
>dodgers lose to the mets
>silence

>makes outrageous claims in 2016
>people laugh at him
>he laughs back
>dodgers lose to the cubs
>silence

>makes outrageous claims in 2017
>people laugh at him
>he laughs back
>dodgers lose to the _____
>???

How many of you are in favor of janitors? I expect big replies here, as /mlb/ has historically been a janitor supporting general.

>>77174969
What is your opinion on the utterly dominated psychological state of /mlb/ and the man they call 'El Bart'?

>>77174969
>as /mlb/ has historically been a janitor supporting general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXMVhkQ-4LM

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You guys wish you had BASED QUINTANA

>>77174969
>>77174987
the trolling is weak in 2017

>>77174987
I don't care unless they identify as Outlaws.

My main mission is to rid /sp/ of those off-topic loving shitholes.

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Discuss.

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What would have happened if A-Rod stayed with the Mariners?

>>77175022
Is /kershaw/ and /daddygreinke/ posting, dare I say, off-topic???

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the wall HAS been built

>>77175064
>/mlb/'s favorite pitcher and poster
>off topic
Chose 1

>>77175081
What the fuck is that thing

>>77175081
They didn't send their best

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>>77175081
Solo bolkubok-u-chala. Bonapa keesa. Tolpa da bunky na booty cha naga o wanna meete chobodda.

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Just finished watching the rangers replay game

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>>77174969
THis is our favorite janitor desu

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>red sox win

>>77175396
That's not a good thing. We don't like anything Boston here on /sp/

yankees subhumans next stop: the camps.

>>77175396
Probably the first time I've seen Price fired up/smiling in Fenway.

>>77175414
That's not a nice thing to say about Minnesota

>>77175440
it's an unpleasant job, but someone has to do it for man kind.

>>77175414
racist red sox fans next stop: the local klan meeting

I just noticed that David Price is having a good season

>>77175474
we have pretty bitchin' coffee cake, tho.

>>77175484
Doesn't matter. He always does terrible in October. Worse than Kershaw.

>>77175050
127 Wins, swept in the first round.

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why?

>>77175519
who pissed in your cereal this morning? Price is having a solid year is all.

>>77175602
Ask Toronto and Detroit fans how Price has done in October

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>>77175081

>>77175608
Why do you keep saying this? You think his postseason numbers from the past are indicative in any way of what he'll do this year? That's just retarded, dude.

>>77175602
A lot of people don't like Price because of the lack of loyalty perception that he will jump ship the second someone offers him more money. Of course, the argument for that is that any person in the major leagues should do everything in their power to earn as much money as they can, but the argument against that is that it gives people the perception that Price cares more about his own personal achievements than the success of the team he is on.

>>77175635
Yes, yes it does. Just wait and see. And if what you say is true, then why hasn't Kershaw gotten any better in October?

>>77175608
Price was fine for Detroit actually. Blame Max and Joba for putting it all on him.

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who /finally 500/?

>>77175648
Price told us all, every single one of us, that he was saving all his postseason wins for Boston. I believe him.

>>77175649
So, he can't handle the pressure?

>>77175649
What was Jobas ERA going into last night?

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God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!

Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!

We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".

Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking

>>77175697

they probably said the same thing they replaced the polo grounds with yankee stadium

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>>77175684
>Don't ask me, I'm no cocksucker

>>77175746
and they were right
new yankee stadium needs atleast 40 years before it stops being shit

>>77173810
He probably lives in South Side Chicago bro

>>77175648
Kershaw actually has gotten better in October. Man you kids just can't stop hating.

>>77175789
>has gotten better in October
going from total shit to shit is still shit

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>muh prospects

>>77175828
Must be sad to live an angry little life hating everything and everyone. Sad.

>>77175832
>we've become the cubs

welp as horrifying as that is, there really was no other answer

If we couldn't win with Sale and Q, what other option did we have?

>>77175856
you could have atleast gotten good prospects

>>77175856
but they could have, the front office was just fucking retarded as usual

>>77175865
well that was obviously part of the problem

>>77175863
how do you know what good prospects are? How do you know all the ones we got aren't good?

Will the Stankees ever recover? lmao
Run out of town

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We literally had two future cy young winners on our team and couldn't do a goddamn thing.

>>77175697
Old Yankee stadium was a shithole by the end.
Fenway Park is an easy to maintain little league park. It is nice but it fits in a little meme city like Boston not a real city like New York. New Yankee stadium isn't bad.

>>77175900
>new york is so filthy it cant even maintain a stadium

>>77175898
>future
they should have already won multiple if they werent held back by being on the sox

So, is there any way I get can quality as good as mobile from the desktop version of mlbtv? Or am I forced to watch 30 FPS, sub 720 trash on my nice screen and QHD, 60fps on my phone

>>77175898
Detroit had 3 actual Cy Youngs on their team once and couldn't either

Thats the way she goes

>>77175898
There are some teams whose roles are to just be a minor league for everyone else in the league. You're currently one, but it only started a few years ago. Take solace that you're not Oakland who has had that role for about 25 years now

>>77175697
Hi uncle Tim

>>77175961
Bullpen reeeeeeeee

>>77175898
When was the last time a hitting prospect panned out for the White Sox? Alexei Ramirez? That's probably why.

is Kenley Jansen the Richard Sherman of baseball? he balks a lot because he knows the ump won't call him each and every time the same way Sherman holds on every play

>>77176034
>Alexei Ramirez
>hitting
no

>>77176041
More like position player.

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Why do Yanks always try to justify struggles on there team RIGHT NOW with "muh 27"

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HONEST question
should the cardinals sell? the brewers are only getting better and our bullpen is just shitting the bed harder
except now that i think about it we have no one to sell, most of our starters are literal AAA babbies
i mean we're the only team to not have a player with 15 HRs

>>77176145
How was the Red Sox KKK fan meeting, Cleetus?

>Bad Dad Adam Lind Accused Of Neglecting Daughter During Visits

>‘Dangerous’ Adam Lind Accused Of Murdering Baby Mama’s Two Dogs

lgtss
>gnats

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Why does he look so autistic lads?

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where were you when our lord and savior got JUDICIAL RELEASEd?

>>77176187
No one cares about that TMZ shit kike

>>77176172
good
i hope the cardinals are shit for a long time
the most obnoxious bandwagon in baseball needs to be thinned out

>>77176202
fuck you... suck my cawk

>>77176211
>most obnoxious bandwagon in baseball
Try Dodgers

>>77176223
no
dodgers have the worst shitposters on 4chan but in general the cardinals have the worst fans

>>77176176
Not a Sox fan

>>77176226
>but in general the cardinals have the worst fans
That's a funny way to spell Yankees

>>77176223
Dodgers always draw well win or lose. Laker bandwagons in LA annoy the shit out of me.

>>77176226
>>77176230

I'm a cubs fan. I can assure you cardinal fans are actually for the most part, educated on the game and respectful. Can't tell you how many times I've went to cubs and cards games at Wrigley and the cubs were getting btfo and cards fans weren't being smug little pricks. The worst fans in baseball are brewers and white Sox fans. Mostly because they don't even like their own team. They just like hating everyone else more. I met some rangers fans at the game and they were miserable fuckers as well.

>>77176196
Being the only person camped outside Best Buy for the next big sale.

>>77176270
TBFIB thing makes them obnoxious
its not just baseball either. the few people i have met from st louis talk nonstop about how much better st louis is than where they are

>>77175064
what else would /mlb/ have to talk about?

/mlb/ crushes hard on Kersh and DG it's actually cute

>>77176288
How could anyone lie to themselves and actually think st. Louis is a nice city? It's almost like being in a 3rd world country

>>77172579
Oh shit it's been a good while since i've seen this logo. Its so good compared to whatever the fuck they're using now. Should have just changed the F to an M

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>>77176287

>>77176307
If they never would have changed their colors, we wouldn't have to put up with Marlins Man

>>77176196
Shop his photo and put the "PANIC" under it

>>77176270
Did you ever consider the fact that all three of those teams are horrible and give nothing for those fans to be happy about? Why is it a bad thing if rangers fans are miserable, have you seen the >rags? Check your good team privilege.

>>77176304
i dont know not only is it shit but its surrounded by literally nothing

>>77176223
dodgers fans are bandwagoners who only go to take selfies and not pay attention to the game
ever wonder why so many slutty dressed """""""""fans"""""""""" are seen at the game?
they only go to be seen and take pictures
the gangbangers go to defend their territory and fight other gangs
then everyone leaves by the 7th inning """""""""to beat the traffic"""""""""
no team's fans do what dodgers """"""""""""fans""""""""""""" do

>>77176270
Why would broors and whos fans like their own team when they're so shit?

It's like battered wife syndrome. You're forced to root for the shit team because you live on the same region as them but you sure as hell won't like it because they suck and lose all the time.

not a Rockies fan to be seen

fuck Billy Beane

>>77176338
You must be blind then.

>>77176318
White Sox won a world series in 2005 and managed to have bottom half attendance. People just don't like the sox and the ones that do are pretend baseball fans that can't name anyone on their team but they sure as hell can tell you everyone on the cubs and why they all suck. The brewers fans show up to games and get hammered and just look to fight. The rags fans weren't even at a rangers game. They were at a Rockies cubs game in colorado and they were being fucking niggers.

>>77176336
lol fuck off, the only point of following a team is because it's from your region. You're literally the representaiton of all that is wrong with sports fans. If you put up with a losing team forever and they finally win then it matters so much more than being a Red Sox or Yankees fan who gets to celebrate another championship every 5 years

and by the way the Brewers are solidly 1st in the Central at the moment in what should have been a rebuilding year

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>mfw 2nd in the AL east

Is this finally our year?

>>77176336
Idk man. Plenty of shit teams have fans that stick with the good and bad times. Sox fans never show during the good times. Shit brewers are in first place and they still can barely get 20k thru the doors on a Friday night game. They do $4 beers and $1 hotdog specials all the time and still no one goes.

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>>77176316

>>77176379
Nice

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>>77176358
I can literally name every single player on any sox team of the last 5 years when we've been bottom barrel

I'm not like any other sox fan. Through thick and thin is a way of life not just a motto. I love the sox more than anything else because I have nothing else.

Your generalizations are shit.

>>77176373
god bless the united states of the tampa bay rays

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>>77176396
>I'm not like any other sox fan
fag

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>Find, download a 60fps video
>Convert to webm
>changes framerate to 30fps, even if I specifically set it to 60
What the fuck

>>77176426
Did you try deleting system32?

>>77176415
I've survived through seeing ronald belisario """""relief"""" pitch. Dayan Viciedo """""field"""" including seeing live when he gave up a ITPH to a rangers. I've witnessed Robertson and Kahnle blow a 6 run lead in the 9th. I can stomach a lot and a lot more. You don't even know the shit I've been through.

>>77176440
Yes reddit, I tried deleting system32

>>77176373
AYYY SUP LEX

I think it's time for the Yankees to ditch that fucking midget Torreyes

>>77176415
I want a girl like that minus the cigarettes. How do I get one?

WOOO!!!! second place!
Only 16.5 games back of 1st!

>>77176449
What?

>>77176449
Should have traded him for Quintana.

>>77176450

trust me when i say you absolutely do not

>>77176462
Stockings and chokers are literally two of my biggest turn ons

>>77176442
>viciedo is now in Japan
weird

>>77176468

i'm right there with you, big dawg

but the baggage ain't worth it

Gonna move to Kentucky soon, lads. What team do people even like there?

>>77176495
none
just bourbon and meth

>>77176495

i'd say 80% reds, 20% cardinals

but be prepared for tons of "big blue nation" fans who never attended or had family attend UK

>>77176450
Ask DG

>>77176500
I've met more Cardinal fans in the 20 years that I've lived here and never once met a Reds fan.

>>77176521

what part of ky?

>>77176307
Press M to pay respects.

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>>77176529

>>77176500
Reds have their AAA in Louisville too, right?

>>77176623

yep. supposedly it's comfy af, i still have yet to make my way down there for a bats game

>>77176512
>>77176512
whose dg?

>>77176645
Bart

>>77176647
who was he before bart? I always see the name DG in here but I've never seen anyone actually named DG

>>77176652
Bart

>>77176652
DG was an iconic 4chan personality who posted on /mlb/ between 2015-2016. He has since left us and is survived in 2017 by falseflagers.

>>77176721
ay caramba

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>>77176442
>blow a 6 run lead in the 9th

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Fulmer
Faedo
Manning
Burrows
Funkhouser
Norris
Boyd

>>77176824
Who names their anything "Funkhouser"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfEZKvQnlyo

>>77176832
His name is Kyle

>>77176645
Da Gayest
he was a Dodgers fan til the Cubs raped them

>>77176862
Yes, but I mean at the core, how does that become a surname?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDWtCusiqmc

>>77176878
don't know how reliable this is but

https://www.houseofnames.com/funkhouser-family-crest

>>77176878
All I know is that they will all win a Cy Young in the future

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>>77176172
just call up some of those prospe--oh wait >we have them all hehe
shoulda been honest

>>77176721
Nice try dg

>>77172579
>CHC: Jose Quintana dominates Orioles in Cubs debut

And as long as the following happens, our pitching is solid.
>Arrieta needs to learn how to control the ball and realize he can't pitch himself out of bases loaded with no out jams like he could last year.
>Lester needs to know that Contreas is not Ross yet.
>Lackey just needs to not die and give up a home run every first inning.
>Butler needs to stop throwing 20 pitch innings.
>Montgomery needs to get back to the bullpen ASAP.

Even if the bullpen is a coin flip, we're on the rise again if the hitting can remain consistent.

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>>77174413
This is actually is what happened.

For context, here's what drove the Gnats to become the Cubs' bitches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96yjSyNlj68

>>77177272
Your season ended in May. Just watch the Dodgers from this point forward.

>if our pitching lowers their ERA a full 2.5 runs per 9 innings pitched we can be good again
>if our hitting can score 4 more runs per 9 innings we can be good again
>if our defense can be all-time great again like in 2016 we can be good again

Stop.

>>77177331
did they beat LA?

>>77177348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEi7CsB7j3g

Do you really want to Rizzo to break Kershaw's heart again in the playoffs? The NLW is the NLC of 2015, you'll spend all your time beating each other up in the WC and DS, only to shit the bed against the Cubs in the CS.

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>>77177365
>Rizzo
>playoffs
Stopped reading right there. Just take the L papi. Succumb to the BBC.

>>77177393
I can smell your fear.

>>77177363
They made LA and Kershaw their bitch in the clinching game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLq4C295QM

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>Cucks talking about playoffs
>aren't even in WC position
>can barely sniff the fucking brewer's
>b-b-but 2016
kek
KEK

you're beneath me bro.
don't ever again address me directly, find a playoff spot first, until then, listening to something like you 'speak' is like listening to a Braves fan talk playoffs.