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fights on right now

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>>77165279
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>>77167153
you just KNOW.
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10-9 white guy
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>>77167153
>the same height as a goblin
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Daily reminder that these two were the key to making the MayMac fight happen
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STILL GOTTA HUNDRID MILLYUN I AIN'T EVEN TUSHED DAT SHIT
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Danny Roberts is a good lad.
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Muh dick
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i KO'ed McGregor in sparring ama
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joanna.
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me and my brother would heem mcgregor
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first for meisha
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>>77167230
Just had a wank, so I'll take the food.
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>>77167223
were you the same guy who ko'd him before the eddie fight?
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everyone gets a free nut shot, if you don't kick your opponent in the nuts then ur a shit fighter FACT
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>>77167251
go back to your containment board
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>>77167241
a cute
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Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUC3zHVrGr8
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give me a non-lagging stream
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>>77167215
Who are these eldritch horrors and why are they posted on every board
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>>77167251
post skin
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>>77167236
i..is that zyzz with a brazilian belt buckle?
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>>77167153
when will they learn
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HEEM

ref was too quick looked like
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B L A C K E D
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>>77167280
Yeah, looked quick. Disappointed.
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>>77167263
The old one is better

https://youtu.be/nxuHLtq4-7U
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>IM BLACK

What did he mean by this?
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Perry took shots like that as if it was nothing, says a lot
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HEEEEEEEEMD
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Based Platinum
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Stoppage seemed so easily but it was actually perfect
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>>77167280
Nash was completely out
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>>77167303
ask your gf
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>>77167309
Yeah that was a really good stoppage
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>>77167309
>Stoppage seemed so easily but it was actually perfect

Are you drunk?
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>>77167271
yeah he'd be a BJJ god if he was still alive
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that wasn't a KO or a TKO, it was just a knockdown

referee was stopping it during the first hammer fist

pussy sport
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>>77167263
but WHO is the money team?

also a 40 year old man could get any song made for him but chose this shit
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If Platinum heems you, you get some Platinum on you.
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>>77167309
Early*

>>77167327
My bad
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This kid Danny comes to bang. Heem or be heemed.
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>>77167261
Maybe the culture is different in the UK, I dunno. In the states the drivers are either really fickle or extra nice. I used to get free appetizers thrown in with my orders at a Chinese place
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where the fook are the webms
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Nash dropped like a sack of onions, good stoppage.
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>>77167318
His head was up after he hit the ca-ca-canvas, looking right at Roberts coming at him.
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>>77167339
Answer his question. Are you drunk?
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>>77167336
you aint Money Team
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>>77167327
His hands were at his waist not even trying to defend, he was out of it completely
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>"declaring the winner by knockout"
but he didn't go unconscious
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>>77167343
That dude Nash has no chin. He got a heemed by a chinaman a few months back.
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holy fuck dan hardy won't shut the fuck up about "unnecessary strike" tonight.
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>>77167353
Onions?
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Home team takes the lead again
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>>77167343
now post the perry ko
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>>77167350
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Lads among all the new rules, old rules bollocks I've realised I've forgot the rules myself.

What defines a grounded fighter now? Is it one palm on the ground or two? Knees excluded of course
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Mike Platinum Goat Perry confirmed massa of British Isles, aka Britanistan
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>>77167371
Such a dork
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>>77167355
Yeah but he was completely out of it and defenseless
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Why are English people all black?
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>>77167359
Are we watching the same fight?
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>>77167374
Two palms
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>>77167345
How many videos of employees pissing and fucking with food do you have to see before you stop buying shit from take-aways and fastfood holes?
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>>77167374

One palm does not make a fighter ground, it has to be two and I'm not even sure if fingertips only counts to be honest.

Knees obviously mean the fighter is grounded
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>>77167374
One palm is not considered grounded anymore, that's it
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picks are set. good luck goofs
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>>77167322
>tfw no gf
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>>77167388
Yes. Youre just a dumbass
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Brendan Schaub is the only thing keeping MMA and Boxing afloat.
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>>77167383
And originally from Congo
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>>77167383
it just means your white boy training is shit, since black people have high base stats
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>>77167396
It must be palms, just fingers down is not grounded.
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>>77167373
Jacare tapped him in the UFC rematch, though
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Didn't Gooden say Danny Roberts was a professional Boxer? I looked him up there's shit all
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>fake champ Bitchping and bunch of women
piss break
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>>77167388
I think so, would you like to argue that he was defending himself? Because he definitely wasnt
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also, if this guy is here then you should resubmit with the 6th pick because youre about to get goofed
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are the jews botnetting the streams?
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>>77167410
Nobody can deny that.
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>Tyron "Death 2 all crackas" Woodley saying Floyd will easily handle Conor

Color me surprised. Why is this racist piece of shit allowed to hold a belt?
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>>77167383
Bisping is the only good white fighter the UK has ever produced. Aside from him, they just applied their colonialism model to MMA and grabbed all the mandingos they could from other places.
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HARDY WORK!!!
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Stoppage looked quick but it wasn't. Nash was out with his hands outstretched and about to take several massive hammerfists.
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>>77167421
Probably amateur
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>>77167373
>>77167419
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>>77167443

I don't know what it is about her but she just screams Sexually Abused
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>>77167441
*colour
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>>77167442
Conor McGregor says hi
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>>77167389
>>77167396
>>77167397
Thanks lads
Two palms it is to be grounded. One hand ain't shit
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>>77167236
fuck I miss him lads
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>>77167461
subbed by the guy whittaker just walked away from

glad memesasi is in bellaturd
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>>77167431
goof me then cunt, fuck that nobodies fight
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>>77167443
pregnant girls probably shouldnt be sparring
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>>77167471
>UK
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>>77167467
They all scream 'sexually abused'.
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>>77167476
STYLES
MAKE
FIGHTS
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>>77167476
>denial.gif
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>>77167479
absolutely based
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oh man please get Waterson out of there she adds nothing
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Waterson does not belong on FS1. Can't put together a sentence without stuttering, slurring or fucking it up somehow
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Looks like the press tour made the bookies rethink Conor's chances. They have really tightened up the odds from what they opened with. Hey probabaly saw how shook Floyd was.
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>>77167421
http://boxrec.com/boxer/41416
found him
>3 KOs 15 losses
>debut 1937-06-23
sounds bout rite
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My boy Santiago
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>tfw just got my 43inch 4k TV yesterday

These are gonna be some crystal clear heems
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>who knows how to put his own SPIN on things

cringe.bmp
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Calvillo looks like Lineker
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>>77167410
I honestly hope you get hepatitis.
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>>77167383
White Brits do boxing
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>>77167517
Lmao based Vampire
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>Iceland's greatest Ju-jitsu practitioner

oh god it gets worse
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MoneyMoneyMoneyTEAM
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>>77167334
Too many have complained about late stoppages, so now it's fucked with early stoppages.
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wheres the webm of that bofango, bodango or whatever that black dudes name is that slammed whitey into oblivion and repaid white people for slavery thus ending racism?
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>>77167538
Guinness is so mediocre
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>>77167519
43" are you fuckin serious bud?
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He's walking slow! Injury?
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>>77167515

Odds are set by amount the bookies are expected to lose... The only thing that changed is casuals thinking Mcmeme has a chance

They played up the B side really well
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>>77167333
Gods don't die.
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>>77167567

Its just the tv for my bedroom, not downstairs lad
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>>77167538
Borders are a social construct. I'm as Irish as you are m8.
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some of you faggots need summer jobs this is ridiculous
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>>77167565
t. luke thomas
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>>77167568
I think his suit is so tight it's cutting off his blood circulation and he's slowly heeming himself.
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>>77167576
a 43" TV holy bud it's not 1996 anymore
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>>77167568
He knows he's about to kill a man
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>you now remember this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi9a5k-wvQ
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Am I the only one who thinks the main event is a complete mismatch? I can't see Gunni not easily winning this one.
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>>77167568
that red dwarf on the right could fuck up every1 in the UFC
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>>77167584
why do you think we're teenagers like you?
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>>77167568
he has a goof with a camera in front of his way maybe
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>>77167584
It's Sunday you dork.
>summer job
Grow up
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>>77167568
ears are clearly creating too much drag
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>>77167602
Mma fans shouldn't be older than 18

Grow up
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>>77167584
its sunday, why would people be working?
Or are you referring to the picks guy?
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>>77167599
Nope I think the same
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>TIDDY FIGHT
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What are the odds that JoJo is a good wholesome girl that doesn't drink or do drugs or have promiscuous sex, and just wants a nice respectable guy to settle down with and start a family?
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>>77167538

Change it to Philly
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>battle of the fats
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>>77167565
Its good in Ireland, stout doesnt travel well so yeah its not great elsewhere.
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>>77167568
He's trying really hard not to make any noise while he lets out a long fart
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>there are people who think fat fucks like these deserve athlete pay
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Why are they showing two obese men fighting each other?
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Big boys time
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This is going to be a shitshow
Ffs why do these fights always pop up when I put fights on the big screen
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>>77167634
9/2
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>>77167634
have you seen all of her shitty tattoos? i'd say thats very unlikely
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>>77167650
positive discrimination
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I should be on this card
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>>77167597
I remember
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Come on. Why are all heavyweights doughboys?
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>>77167599
>>77167624

Ponzi is good at making fights ugly and he's got a lot of power. I don't think it will be easy
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>>77167634

She literally competes in Professional Foxy Boxing and lives in a dorm with sexually frustrated men who do nothing but train all day

she gets dicked like you wouldn't believe
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>>77167667
not all
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>>77167667
hard to get that big with USADA ruling
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>>77167584
It's Sunday, they should be in church.
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any country/vpn that streams the main card on fight pass?
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>>77167667
small pool of humans who are that heavy
even smaller who are that heavy and low bodyfat
even smaller who are that heavy and low bodyfat and are fighters

hth
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>>77167669
Gunni is also a pretty good, unorthodox striker and is probably the best grappler in the division other than Maia. I think his striking will be good enough to not make it one-sided on the feet, and I think he takes Ponzi down at will and very possibly subs him.
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>>77167688
What retard made this? 3 Ngannou's beat 2 gorillas
2 may die but they will win if they plan it out properly
Get the gorillas head turned and knock it clean out
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>>77167639

I had it while in Dublin and it still sucked

also there are Guinness factories onsite in the US that produce for the US market exclusively and it still sucks here
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>>77167667

Two reasons

1)They can't make 205 and weigh less than 265 so they don't cut any weight at all, and
2)The extremely athletic big boys play other sports instead
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JWill Via smother rd1
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>>77167683
>She literally competes in Professional Foxy Boxing
Gonna need a webm
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>>77167711
Lol Gunnar vs Woodley MMA grappling, Gunnar gets killed
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>>77167715
>a human can knock a gorilla out with a strike
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>>77167667
Because the athletic ones play apehoop or football
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>>77167719
Maybe you should stick to Bud Light then pal.
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Who /heavyweightlimit/ here?
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Those tiddies
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>>77167742
right here
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>>77167667
well heavyweight class athletes usually gravitate to football or rugby
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>>77167711
I think he will submit Pbzbbzi too, but I don't think it will be easy. If Gunni can keep it nice and flowy on the feet, he'll win easily. If he gets drawn into trying to finish Ponzi on the feet, the fight will get ugly.

Pppzzz is tough to finish
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Is Willis peak performance?
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>you may not like it but this is what peak KFC looks like
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>>77167737
Shin to the head will sleep that primate
I'm a biology student with a primatologist expert at my school
I've specifically spoken to him about ape vs man fights and forces to knock an ape unconscious
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who ate all the pies, who at all the pies, you fat bastard, who ate all the pies
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>>77167762
100%
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>>77167730
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English guy with that no neck no KO evolution

Based darwin
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>>77167767
>the state of Australian academia
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it's beautiful to see normal sized humans fight
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thick solid tight
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This fat English dude looks like they picked him up from the Pub
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>5 foot 10
>heavyweight

why?
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>>77167791
Off the cuffs bants mate, we have pretty good tertiary education here
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whos your favorite BIG BOI?
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if this fight doesnt end in a knockout im heeming myself
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>tfw getting goofed by the first fight
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BASED J-Will using that Serao jiu jitsu
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>>77167825
Eugene taught him well
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>mma
the fucking state of these two fatties
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>>77167816
How much does a gorilla skull weigh?

I'm not convinced. I think their skulls might weigh double what an adult human's would weigh and might require even more than twice as much force to heem.
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>>77167793
Wanna go check out the sales at Walmart sometime?
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>>77167821
dc
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>>77167688
What about 7 mighty mouses vs 2 ngannous
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this is going three rounds!!

Heavyweight was a mistake
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>>77167777
wew

Too bad they don't have tits as big as the guys fighting right now
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>>77167688
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>>77167767
>>77167715
>Some MMA man is going to shin kick a 4-500lb gorilla which fights like this
https://youtu.be/3T0z1CT-nR8
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>>77167856
20 DJs couldnt beat 1 Ngannou
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JWill showing off some nice hands in rd1. Going to finish in the second.
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>Ee's gettin more tired than you are

No shit. He's doing fuck all.
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This can't end up worse than Kimbo and DaDa.
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Is anyone else's fitepass stream constantly mucking up?
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>>77167841
Not sure about weight but the brow is much more prominent and the jaw is huge, the issue would be putting the shot in the right place due to the smaller brain and subsequently the smaller area of skull surrounding the brain.

I don't know what, if anything, a great jaw shot would do with the shape of a gorilla skull but if you hit the area surrounding their pea brains with somebody like Ngannou aiming to kill it's going to be severely rattled if not unconscious.

This is also on the basis the gorillas attention is diverted at the time
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>>77167873
>you would think they could, like, spray them, or something?!
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>>77167873
I didn't think Ngannou and Lewis ever fought...?
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>>77167873
They're way quicker than I thought. Frightening
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>>77167873

Omaha is one of the most metal zoos I've been to

its huge and the zoo keepers don't give a fuck
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TMT vs Conor

who wins
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>>77167930
>Serao
Why are all Floyds juice pack white
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>>77167930
Conor, none of those dudes can even through a proper punch
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>>77167867

kek
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>>77167867
I mean, at least make it competitive. The Schaubs would get absolutely GADOOSH'd.
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LETS GO BIG PRETTY
LETS GO BIG PRETTY

LETS GO BIG PRETTY
LETS GO BIG PRETTY
LETS GO BIG PRETTY
LETS GO BIG PRETTY

LETS GO BIG PRETTY
LETS GO BIG PRETTY
LETS GO BIG PRETTY
LETS GO BIG PRETTY
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Why do they put fights like this on the main card? I genuinely don't understand.

It reflects badly on MMA I think
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JWILL
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>>77167942
if you are going to pay someone to do a job, the last person you'd hire is a nigger
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>>77167909
Nah
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>picked mulheron based on record
>didn't bother to check physical stats

Just goof me
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Willis is picking him apart. If Mulheron stays gassed (which he will) he's gonna be in big trouble. He has to let those hands fly if he wants a chance, but I wouldn't want to let my hands fly in the ring with another huge trained fighter either. I don't blame either of them for the inevitable boos.
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>>77167873
>The state of American Civilians
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>>77167867
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Jesus imagine how many dinners these lads are going to eat tonight
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>>77167944
Conor would be dead
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>>77167988
You should listen to the care/don't care preview. JWill used to train with Eugene, he was an obvious lock.
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>>77167944
>through
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Ngannou on pooicide watch
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>>77167958
A freakishly large but unatheltic and unskilled fighter is by principle a bigger draw than a 125lb manlet who is technically perfect. That's how it's gotta be on this bitch of an Earth.
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where were you when racism was ended?
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Conor got knocked out in sparring yesterday.
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Holy shit there's an entire round left

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
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Why are these fat cunts signed with the UFC? They are literally regional circle tier bums.
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>>77167958

HW fights should be canceled after the first round
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Heavyweights were a mistake
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>>77167439
lol
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>>77168034
Prove it hypebeast
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>>77168013
Just noticed that, find me and heem me.
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Gabi Garcia would soundly defeat both of these athletes.
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>>77168032
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>>77168001

think any of them were "cutting weight"
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>>77168027
But these dudes aren't really freakishly large, they're just heavy dudes and I'm not sure they're really a draw either.
They're not athletic big like Brock to be a draw, a lot of it is flab
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>>77167873
>>77167990
>those soccer moms trying to high ground two animals instinctively fighting
Really embarrassed that they're American tbqhwyf
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>>77168032
If there was ever a group of whites and blacks that shouldn't have a reason to dislike each other, it's the Irish and the Congolese.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26VsCGCgb0
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>>77168055
Charlie Ward and Ireland btfo
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This is terrible

The one time I can watch UFC with bros this shitshow of a fight pops up
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>>77168027
>freakishly large

mulheron is literally just 5'10 and really fat
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>muh brightest British heavyweight prospect
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lmao that spinning clotheline
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>>77167914

If the skull weighs twice as much as a human skull, it requires twice as much force to move.

I would assume that their small brain would have to get rattled more than a human big squishy brain, no? I have no idea about any of this but I would think it might take literally more than double the amount of force
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>>77168069
I'd never lump a whole country, especially as large and diverse as USA, in one category but you guys have some dumb fucking cunts who think they're not completely braindead
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>>77168091

I could find 10 Mulherons in the local pub
>>
English lads record against English cans tell you everything you need to know about Conors '''''''''''record'''''''''''''''
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OFF THE CAGE
OFF THE CAGE
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>>77168087

give him a proper nutritionist what weight you think he'd fight at? Middle? Welter?
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Who is your favorite manlet fighter (under 6'2)?
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>>77168113
SUCK HIM OFF
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>>77168063
It's still a freak show, and freak shows sell tickets. In a bar fight, would you rather watch two dudes who are 5'10" and 150lbs going at it or two guys who are 5'11" and 245lbs?
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>>77168096
Not sure if the relationship between size and force would be so linear, also it would help to have a chinny gorilla in the sense that the exact same shot can affect two men differently, maybe a gorilla that's taken a lot of beatings would get slept easier
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This is an insanely long 5 minutes

Props to Hardy and Gooden for still having the will to continue commentating
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>>77167823
heem yourself
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BIG FUCKING PRETTY GETTING THE JOB DONE
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What a shitfest.
>>
GET THOSE MEN A PACKET OF CRISPS
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The ease with which a gorilla can move a man
Skulls are also fucking huge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umokxn3Vc38
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>>77168127
>also it would help to have a chinny gorilla in the sense that the exact same shot can affect two men differently

that's true but it ultimately always comes down to impact on the brain and a larger skull requires more force to heem

in my opinion, the guys who become notoriously difficult to heem in each division usually have big fucking heads
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>mfw argie commentators are jsut talking about which FOX series they watch instead of commentating this snoozefest
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For my UFC debut I'd like to wrestle ineffectively and fight "smart"
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what the fuck was sean shelby thinking when he signed these fat fucks?
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Zane Simon picked Mulheron because "I want him to, and he's a slightly crisper Roy Nelson, just without the ground game"

Fucking zilch
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>>77168107
Obesity is that big of a problem in the UK ?
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>>77168055
The ref should have been quicker, dude was out when he hit the mat.
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Brits are all bums

Bisping is Californian btw
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>>77168041
that's a weird way of spelling WMMA
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BIG PRETTY

P
R
E
T
T
Y
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>>77168160

Imagine how shit scared this man must have been?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m9zwir6Keo
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Big Pretty Tiddy got a couple of you goofs
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>>77168160
>>77168165
wrong vid but yeah man fuck that just the teeth and speed are gonna fuck you up

homeboy that's a primatologist studies shit like timucins and spider monkeys primarily
>>
What the fuck is this audio
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>>77167688
1 gorilla could take that many. You don't fuck with gorillas.
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>>77168181
He picked Willis though, he just said he wanted the other goof to win.
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who's your favorite wmma fighter?
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How can there be such a skill disparity from guys like Cain and Stipe and then these two fucking bums?
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>>77168165
big head, hard to heem, confirmed hypothesis

ive only been heemed by getting jumped by more than 1 guy
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Home team not looking good
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Fake crowd noises? Seriously?
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>goofed by two nobodies AGAIN

seething rn
>>
What happened at the weigh-ins yesterday? Hardy just mentioned some bullshit
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>>77168211
UFC pullin a weasel on the gorilla
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>>77168184

They are the fattest country in Europe?

when I was in NewCastle for work I saw the fattest most melted incoherent human beings and I'm from Arkansas
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>>77168234
JWill made a silly face.
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>>77168234
womandrama
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>>77167688
theres enough of them they could grab the grillers arms and legs one each and fucking pull it apart
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>>77168227
>Ireland
>British island
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>>77168126
But this isn't a bar fight, it's MMA in the premiere organisation for it yet but we're subjected to this.
Why put this on the main card? The comparisons aren't really the point, it's just a fight like this in general.
The first fight you'd hope would get people to tune in and stay tuned in. You really think these bodies are going to get people to go "hey let's watch the UFC tonight"?

I'm an MMA fan and I'm a bit pissed off sitting through this since I do have casuals watching with me and it just makes the UFC look shit. Even on paper you could tell this wasn't really going to be a great fight. Maybe you could hope for a quick KO but that's a big hope to rest the opener on
>>
>>77168227
no sir I don't like it

too busy
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>>77168248
Could you explain why Arkansas is pronounced arkansaw?
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>>77168200
Meh, picked this card while taking big brown to flush town, in retrospect should had checked at least the sizes of these guys
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>>77168217
valentina
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>>77168260
yeah human grip is strong enough to restrict the movement of a limb of a gorilla

holy fuck
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>>77168165
>>77168127
Wouldn't the layout of a gorilla's skull affect things more? If the brain is smaller, then it has more room to be knocked around but if there's a lot of connective tissue, that might not matter.
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>>77168265

It says the British Isles you illiterate fuck
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>>77168248
>NewCastle

wow dude
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>>77168227

>0weight

If you don't watch the nilweight fights, you're not a real FiteFan
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>>77168267
It's a free tv card. Calm the fuck down
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>Khalil Rountree

Someones mum got BLEACHED

based arab mum
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>>77168297
Fight fans gained from this event: 0
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>>77168273
it's derived from a native american language you unread fuck
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>>77168280
one hole guy that big grabbing the hole arm or leg thats all hes doing fucking yeah hed be able too
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>>77168248

Brummy fucker
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>>77168260
Are you fucking serious? A gorilla would heem the shit out of all of them.
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>>77167873

>I don't like what's happening and I'm going to complain until it's fixed
>white woman
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>>77168267
I agree with you wholeheartedly, family. The HW division seems to turn off as many fans as it brings in these days.
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>>77168299
This may come as a surprise to you but American Woodley fans often have mudslime names
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>>77168216
Willis probably got rightfully exonerated from a domestic violence case so Connor Zilchbusch and Zilch Simon probably hate him
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>>77168217
Breaded Snorkel.
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>>77168282
What do you think "Isle" is short for?
Go on, think about it for a second. The answer might surprise you.
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BEARJEW
E
A
R
J
E
W
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>>77168318
arabs dont have white names

blacks have white names

Rountree was born in Los Angeles, California. When he was two years old, his father was shot and killed in an attempted robbery while working as the tour manager for Boyz II Men.[2][3]
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>>77168273

Weird legacy French pronunciation from some Native American tribe
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>>77168338

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles

End yourself
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>>77168310
how the fuck does it do that when they grab one arm n leg each? fuck off
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>>77168325
keep giving them views you cuck
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>>77168297
You're right desu I just want the sport to grow a bit and have a better image.
That fight was just a waste of time
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>>77168314
>Not liking HW's
Then they're not fight fans.
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>>77168362
I like the show so I will :)
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>literal fatswing
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>>77168338

Ireland is part of the British Isles. Great Britain being the biggest island of them all. If you don't like it take it up with the Romans.
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roundtree time
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>>77167619
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>>77168363

>heavyweight feels

it's either a spicy KO or a shitfest
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>>77168357
Ireland thanks for a much needed laugh seriously
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>the nazinord will never heem the bearjew

sad days
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>>77168357
You're an idiot.
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>>77167251
agreed
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>bearjew
???
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>>77168353
Go on. Think about it. What do you think "Isles" might be a shortened form of? Is there another word that's similar to it that you can think of?

>>77168374
You dumb nigger. Where do you think the word "Hibernia" came from?
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>>77168370
ok then :)
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>>77168363
I'm with you on wanting the sport to grow but it's not like the fight was a shit show. Decent little scrap on a program we don't have to pay for with some legitimately exciting fights on the way. I promise that fight will not hurt the sport
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>>77168368
Stipe, JDS, Cain, Overeem, Ngannou, and Werdum are legitimate heavyweight athletes. Mulherron and Willis are fatfucks who took some classes and shouldn't ever be compared to the actual HW talent. Even current-year Mark Hunt is above those fucking zilches.
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>>77168413
Willis is a good heavy hitting striker, Mulheron just has a great chin
>>
If KhaLEL doesn't get grapplefucked for fifteen rounds, this will probably be a fun fight.
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>>77168403
it's your you fucking moron
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>>77168425
It's a 3 round fight so
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>>77168425

Think khalel might heem him, bearjew isnt good
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THe bearjew nickname strikes me as a bit problematic tbqh
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>X is a Kung Fu fighter
Every goddamn time.
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>>77168430
*moran
>>
Kung Fu?
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>wwma heem
>decision
>decision
>slam heem
>late manlet sub
>heem
>HW snugglefest

REALLY up & down card, fellas
>>
What is Kal-el doing here isn't the Justice League meeting?
>>
Craig will be BLACKED
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Why does the Scottish guy have an arab beard?

Is that a legacy of the Romans or something?
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>Khalil's idle animation

>>77168411
I don't really think it was a decent scrap at all. I get what you're saying but it's not this fight in particular, it's the larger trend of shit like this that I reckon harms the sport

Anyway new fight now, hopefully card picks up again cause the prelims were nice
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>blackguy booed
He looks super pissed.
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Round Tree looks too relaxed. He's gonna get rekt.
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is he really jewish?
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>inb4 craig gets heemed brutally
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>>77168444
My favorite was Roy Nelson being billed as a Kung Fu fighter when he had a Bjj black belt
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>>77168440
Khalel has truly shit grappling, Bearjew has great ground game. It's over if he gets a takedown
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>>77168408

"The British Isles are a group of islands off the north-western coast of continental Europe that consist of the islands of Great Britain, Ireland and over six thousand smaller isles"
>>
30-26 coming up
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white boi gonna get knocked tha fuk out.
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LETS GO ROUND TREE
LETS GO ROUND TREE
LETS GO ROUND TREE

LETS GO ROUND TREE
LETS GO ROUND TREE
LETS GO ROUND TREE

LETS GO ROUND TREE
LETS GO ROUND TREE
LETS GO ROUND TREE
LETS GO ROUND TREE
LETS GO ROUND TREE
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Do something Bearjew
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>>77168521
he'll do something. he'll get heem'd
>>
>this hip movement
>>
John Gooden is so fucking shit. Never let him commentate again.
>>
>>77168491
The answer is "Island". "Isle" is a contraction of "Island". Stop drinking paint.
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>Rountree trying those soccer body kicks he heemed that guy on TUF with

wew
>>
HEEM SLEEPY
>>
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
>>
HEEEEEEEM
>>
What a nigger
>>
>>77168486
he fights like this he's losing
>>
>>77168542

Isles is plus, aka the The British Islands, yes.
>>
HEEM SLEEPY
>>
BLACKED
>>
Mismatch.
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OY VEY ITS ANUDDAH SHOAH
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TNB
>>
HEEEEEEMED
>>
Fixed fight
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BLACKED
>>
Scots cucked into oblivion

How he stared him down when he was out
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HEEEEMMMM
>>
Rountrees a badman
>>
I told you Craig was bad
>>
Rountree a straight busta for that one
>>
>standing over the guys dead body
Lmao what a psychopath
>>
Khalil is Diet Rumble
>>
OYYYYYYYY VEYYYYYY
>>
That was a rumble uppercut
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>>77168565
>>77168486

told you my man, heem.
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BLACKED
>>
KEK'D
>>
straight up gorilla GnP
>>
Heem sleepy

Craig was way too cautious
>>
Craig is a legit nobody meme fighter.
>>
>>77168567
And Ireland is not a British island. See how that works?
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>>77168480
Finnish Prophet.
>>
Rountree is such a scary striker

Shame Craig has absolutely no wrestling or boxing though. Literally just a jitz guy with kicks who looks for trips
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req danny and bofando finishes
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Love those mandingo hammerfists
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Blacks have won every single fight
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USA carrying the load for the rest of the world
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>>77168609
>tfw goofed

still 6/11 so far on ufcpick em
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>>77168609
First time I'm still in the picks after the second fight.
>>
I knew it was over when he kept countering one kick with two punches
>3 times in a row
>>
Why did he just stand there afterwards?
>>
>>77168630
UK whites are lesser men
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>>77168614

It's not part of the political union of Great Britain. It's part of the archipelago known as the British Isles.
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>>77168633
THIS DOES NOT FOOKEN SLIP
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Stevie Ray
>Harshman
Calderwood
Based Gunni

r8 m8s
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What the fuck is Meek doing
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>>77168633
Dana for the goofhead again ? I think occasion appropriate heads would be cooler, like Bisping for this card perhaps
>>
>>77168633

It's just what we do.
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>>77168633
As per usual
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lol Khalil sounds like such a skater bro
>>
>>77168633
Biggest dork on heem
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oh look more hateables
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>>77168609
Why was my predicts not added? People before and after me were added but I was skipped.
>>
stupid sexy meek
>>
>Meek
Hahaha
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>mma
>in england
>not gay
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>>77168665
Premium file name
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>>77168630
Rountree lost tuf to 2 white guys.
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>>77168633
USA USA USA
>>
Why did Roundtree just stand there and stare at him
>>
>>77168678

>tfw potato

Sucks man

>dat sexy meek

my burnin loins
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>>77168682
spainsperg is gonna fap to that, believe you me buddeh
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sup /heem/,hungover as fuck and forgot fights were earlier for NA. just tuned in and caught the Rountree fight, how has the rest of the card been?
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>>77168682
>>
>>77168633
I like when you do these. Good job, InternationalBanterSperg.
>>
REMINDER THAT KHALIL LOST TUF TO A WHITE GUY, GOT ANOTHER SHOT, AND LOST TO ANOTHER WHITE GUY.
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>>77168699
to be memorable instead of just another generic black fighter on a giant roster
>>
Whites vs blacks just shouldn't be allowed, too unfair. As soon as the fight starts you know the black is gonna win, looks so much more relaxed, confident, stronger, athletic, better physique
>>
>>77168650
It's not a British island. Britain is a different mainland to the east. Ireland is geographically and politically distinct and has been defined as such by the inhabitants of those islands for millennia.
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>>77168715
>the crowd not giving a shit
love it
>>
>>77168726
literally no one cares
>>
>>77168665
i was thinking of doing a UK fighter like Bisping but i dont have any Bisping heads and i waited until the last minute. i'll start picking the goof earlier
>>
>>77168699
Khalil has become very serious since he dropped his first two fights. Craig also just mean mugs everyone and was getting in Khalil's face all week
>>
>>77168715

Who is Lee gonna fight next? Barboza? Poirer? too bad Gaethje is wasting time coaching TUF that would be a good fight
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>>77168724
whites vs whites is just goofy fun though
>>
>>77168722
You have to understand just how desperate the UFC is for Light Heavyweight prospects.
>>
khalil lookin real good
>>
>>77168740
who cares the division is on hold anyway
>>
>>77168726

I will take the word of every geologist and scientist in the history of mankind who include Ireland as part of the British Isles over your opinion, sorry.
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>>77168701
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>>77168724
for sure my man
>>
>mentioning Calwhooh alongside McG and Rousey
lmfao pump the breaks already
>>
>>77168746
Crazy how far lhw has fallen considering it was the Marquee division for like 10 years
>>
>>77168722
White bois seething

Take your L and stay quiet
>>
>>77168722
>and lost to another white guy
>>
Holy shit that promo for Cynthia
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>>77168764
Are you literally trolling? You think that geologists created the term "British Isles" as some kind of scientific term? What the hell are they teaching ye over there??
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>>77168773
listen to him now
believe him when it happens
>>
>>77168777
>triggered shitskin

you haven't W anything in life lol
>>
>>77168782
in Calderwood's fucking hometown too.
>>
>>77168746
As they should be. Fucking Shogun could be in line for a title shot
>>
>DC trying to look hard

lmao
>>
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>Ryan James

Looks like fucking Novak to me
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>>77168768
fucking kek I've never seen that edit before thank you so much Ireland
>>
>>77168706
Prelims were decent, main card been eh
>>
>>77168777
Woodley has lost to multiple white men :)
>>
>>77168633
>canada
hahaha what did they actually mean by this
>>
>Ryan "The Giraffe" Janes

Can't wait to see this smug cunt KO'd
>>
>>77168793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB7jGJ1T83k

Shogun is literally one pullout or 1 good win from title shot
>>
>>77168810
ye now he owns the welterweight division, shields, nate and rory are done. Nobody can stop t-wood now, he will become the welterweight GOAT
>>
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>>77168849
r u black
>>
HEEM TAPPY
>>
Janes looks goofy as fuck
>>
New
>>77165336
>>77165336
>>77165336
>>
jack swampthing
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>>77168878
get the fuck out of her you faggot. 11 posts early for what reason?
>>
I'm actually rooting for a fucking leaf
>>
New non-spammer thread
>>77168833
>>77168833
>>77168833
>>
>>77168787

Nearly all of our geographic and scientific names are from Latin and Greek, you can call them the Irish Isles if you want, it doesn't change the fact the islands of Ireland and Great Britain are part of the same archipelago
>>
This fucking guy needs to tuck his damn chin.
>>
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>>77168893
fuck you too. you've been getting way too comfortable making your shitty threads
>>
>>77168891
I don't know anything about either fighter

other than the canuck is goofy looking as fuck
>>
why is this on a sunday and not saturday?
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>>77168915
relax guy

the american thread is a gamethread, I just made the new /heem/ thread, no big deal dude and the op doesn't matter anyways

>>77168928
to capitalize on that game of thrones audience my man
>>
>>77168937
game of thrones isnt tonight is it??
>>
Dork in red literally has no head movement.
>>
>>77168980
yes dude it starts tonight
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>>77168988
>2am in the uk

hmmmm, might stay up and watch if theres a decent stream
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>>77169021
Nah m8, watch tomorrow in HD.
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>>77168777
>white
>bearJEW
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