Orioles vs Cubs gamethread Q's debut for the Cubs is today

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uBBaldo Jimenez

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Today >we go over .500

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>Q's first inning is a painless 1-2-3

Q confirmed goat

Q already looks like the best pitcher on the Cubs and he didn't give up a home run on his first pitch as a cub unlike JOHN FUCKING LACKEY

Len and JD are too comfy

Theo, trade lackey and rizzo for sonny gray

>>77166294
> trading the heart and soul of the team.

Idiot

how is Ubaldo still on this roster. Don't even trade him, don't even send him down, just CUT him

Q never got run support from the dirty sox, hopefully he can pitch as well as Sale

>>77166312
you best be joking calling me an idiot, rizzo a fukken bum and lackey is a great pitcher

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>>77166288
This, I spent a lot of time listening to the announcers of other teams and most of them are just dry and try to hard to be funny. Only announcing crew that's close to JD and Len are the Gnats crew.

>>77166325
Well he's getting it now. 3-0

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nice to see the offense showing up for the second half

added starting pitching depth should help

Q with run support should enjoy his time on the northside

now to chase down the broors

>>77166317
Jesus Christ just walk out to the mound and tell him he's off the team, this has gone on long enough

>>77166341
Low energy bait

HE WANTED THAT 2ND PIECE OF CAKE

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tfw you take a pitch to the nads

I don't understand, why wouldn't you wear a cup as a catcher?

>Willy gets hit in the balls
>JD and Len start making jokes about it.
>We need a sponser for this specific incident.
>'when protecting the family jewels...'
Ha

>>77166615
He was. Cups don't stop it from hurting.

>>77166615
You ever try and wear a cup and crouch?

>>77166615
Getting hit in the cup still hurts.

why don't the rest of the world play baseball and why do the US hate football

>>77166700
US doesn't like soccer because it's boring. Not comfy like baseball, just boring.

>>77166700
the US loves football

rather indifferent to soccer tho

pretty much the entire western hemisphere plays baseball - also japan

>>77166785
To soon you faget

>>77166813
> implying q isn't throwing a perfect game today

>>77166700
Because the rest of the world, except for India and Straya, is 100% divegrass, while in the US you've got luckswing, apehoop and handegg saturating the sports niche.
Luckswing has a decent following in Central America and Venezuela, though.

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>>77166813
just reminding you who won the WS

oh shit a perfect game so far...

CRAB CAKES
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C
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>>77166874
i cant see his dick...all muscle tiny penis

>>77167002
maryland dragon crabs make the worst crab cakes. dragon meat is too tough

>>77167013
Why are you even looking at his dick?

D I N G E R
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DINGER

K B O O M
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LAUNCH MODE!

>>77167047
nothing wrong with look at penises
...show me your and i'll show you mine

>>77166874
>tfw your arms are bigger than your legs

>>77167091
Is that you mo'lester?

I don't see how the cubbies can lose this lead, but they sure will be close to it.

God, Ubaldo is just awful

>>77167102
i'm his cousin chester the molester

Q is schedule to pitch on July 27 against the white sox at Comiskey Park

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>>77167414
>Q gets to finish up the sweep against the Who.

fuck you Q for giving up the no hitter faggot still an undercover white sox potcher

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10 Ks

>>77168210
11

are the baltimore oreos players just bugs or something? why are they so STUPID

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7 beautiful innings by Q.

Time for Dinosaur man.

R I Z Z G O A T
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Prob gonna end up posting this once a day

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Prepare the brooms.

Also Willy's first 4 hit game.

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SAY IT WITH ME /SP/

>Broors

[W]

>>77169206
No flying it until after the final out.

[W]

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Now you can fly that W.

How's that for a first post All-Star break series? We back!

Well that wasn't fun at all. But the fire sale hopefully will be

good win boys

>>77169441
always feels sad when teams sell big (in a good way)