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UFC FN 113 OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

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Main card (FOX Sports 1 at 3 p.m. ET)
Gunnar Nelson vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Joanne Calderwood vs. Cynthia Calvillo
Stevie Ray vs. Paul Felder
Jack Marshman vs. Ryan Janes
Khalil Rountree vs. Paul Craig
James Mulheron vs. Justin Willis

Undercard (FOX Sports 1 at 1 p.m. ET)
Danny Roberts vs. Bobby Nash
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Neil Seery
Charlie Ward vs. Galore Bofando
Danny Henry vs. Daniel Teymur

Undercard (UFC Fight Pass at 12 p.m. ET)
Brett Johns def. Albert Morales via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-25)
Leslie Smith def. Amanda Lemos via TKO (strikes) at 2:53 of R2
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Thank you OP
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>IMG

Wait a minute... is this a spammer thread?
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Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
Calderwood vs Calvillo
Ray vs Felder
Marshman vs Janes
Rountree vs Craig
Mulheron vs Willis
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UK off to a 1 point lead
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Manlets getting btfo
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>>77165398
Gooner
Cynthia
Stevie
Marshman
Craig
Mulheron
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>>77165380
yes


we're here >>77165279
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thats a tough fucking manlet
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HARDY WORK!!!
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>>77165585
W-wil she sit on my face lads?
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Wow Janes is in slow motion
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>>77165424
Ireland isn't in the United Kingdom ;)
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there is something about that leaf in the red shorts that wants me to see him KTFO!
Never had that with a fighter before
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>>77168931
He does look rather cuckish. Plus his head is straight up.
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>>77168931
Right after reading this I feel the same way.
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Marshman is the GOAT

Also he's surprisingly tan
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0 head movement from the lanklet. Lotta cans on this card
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Holy shit this sport sucks
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>>77165432
Are you having a laugh?
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>latin tattoo

yeah this kid deserves to get heemed
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>>77165432
I got some bad news for ya
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>>77168931
Oh he will get heemed, believe you me
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canadians are always the least aesthetically pleasing fighters
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Why does the canuck hang his chin out to dry when he throws strikes?

dude looks goofy as fuck lmao
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>>77169011
lot of truth in this
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Dude who called my secretary lmao
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This Canadian looks like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men whenever he gets hit.
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Time to end this suffering
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why cant Scottish people into MMA?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Nelson_vs._Ponzinibbio

no one even cares enough to update wikipedia lmfao
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is this better or worse than the big tiddies fight?
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>>77169031
you love me

>>77168975
>Lotta cans on this card
fucking eight out of 12 fighters on the main card don't deserve to be on the main card
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wasn't Marshman the guy Sam Alvey called out in one of his recent fights?
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>>77169054
are you stupid or slow?
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>>77169062
I won't love you until you post a picture of your tv bud
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This goof in red has literally no head movement. Fucking math teacher looking dork.
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I could heem both of these guys from my couch
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Janes should pull guard here
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>>77169019
world class boxing. I heard he is on the floyd conor undercard
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>>77169011
>I'm not imprezzed with your pozt
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>Canadian
>literally only jabs, tries to avoid fight at all costs
hmmmmm....
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>>77169074
were you born retarded or did you major in it at university?
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>>77169078
you love me now and you've been obsessed with me for sooo long

stay that way idiot lol

>>77169080
he punches like a woman too
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>>77169093
If you knock out your opponent, they win
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>>77169071
yes
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>>77169104
Sorry bud no tv, no love.

Seriously guys who called my secretary lmao
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>>77169092
>iya em not imprezzed wit yer pozt
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Marshman... more like Darshman
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literally the only thing this card determines is if cynthia gets spammed every day on here
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Janes is such a big stiff idiot
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>>77169125
more like MarshBUTT
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>>77169126
that is until the PONZ becomes /heem/s pet boy
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>>77169126
i 100% guarantee that it will happen no matter how the fight goes but cynthia will choke her unconscious tho
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I will be at 214 my tickets were $234
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>this tripfag just begging for (You)s
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how can you have that level of boxing and be on a UFC main card? Mayweather could use that footage to roast Dana and Conor
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>card's on early as fuck
>i might fall asleep
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>>77169125
Looks like you think you're a pretty good shitposter huh hotshot. I've been doing this for 22 years.
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>Wins 2 slams at age 35

Who is the Roger Federer of MMA?
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>>77169147
ok
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What's Janes doing?
His striking looks horrible, like there's no power in anything. He's a grappler but he's spent the entire first round backing up standing in the fight.

They tried to listen in to his corner but they weren't saying anything. Why aren't they cornering him during the fight? How do they think that was a good round? Grapple him
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>>77169169
>slams
>old
DC
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>>77169147
im gonna be at fight night long island next week. my tickets were $56 each. i was at 210 too. those tickets were $94
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>>77169125
Randy Marsh would had heemed that canuck bum already
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>>77169147
what did you have for breakfast?
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this fight has gone on literally since the big bang
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>>77169169
Silva
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>>77169092
>when the country's most successful fighter perfectly proves his point
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would rather be watching some amateur heems
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>>77169169
i could be

>>77169181
buying nosebleeds lol
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>>77169176
He is fucking up my picks thats what's he's doing faggot
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Man this main card has been shite hasn't it
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>>77169176
Why is everyone shitting on Janes so much? He's been countering Marshman all fight and arguably outstriking him. Good timing on his punches and moving around well other than his head
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>>77169197
floor seats for fight night long island were $250. i would have done it but i have to buy 4 tickets
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>>77169204
why the fuck would you pick against the MARSH MAN?
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>>77169185
coffee, can't afford food now for a month
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This fight card is fucking HORRIBLE. How do you guys watch this shite regularly?
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>>77169176
Nobody wants to be seen as a boring grapplefucker by casuals. Now they're boring air punchers.

It really is a monkey's paw outcome.
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lel
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29-28 Marshlad
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>>77169229

By not being casual fucks
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Give it to Janes for the lulz
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who won?
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>>77169229
fight night cards are really just there to keep /heem/ from getting stale in between ppv events
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damn the canadian mouthbreather is gonna win
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Lanky dude won
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janes is the saviour of wmma
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>There are people posting right now who dont even remember when the prelims used to be streamed on Facebook and the Youtube

Fuck off you casual fucks
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Janes says "have you seen my wig around?"
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>>77169222
I actually thought that faggot had good ground skills
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>>77169250
you by not watching it
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>>77169221
fair play
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>>77169218
Because fighting straight-backed with your chin hanging out looks goofy as fuck. He survived on chin and height alone.
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>>77169261
>and the Youtube
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Is there something wrong with Janes posture he looks so awkward in a fighting stance
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I have Marshman taking the first two
Janes taking the last

29-28 Marshman, but I can see it the other way because Round 2 was close. Marshman just seemed to have more effective strikes

>>77169160
I'm with you senpai
Literally yawning
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>>77169218
because he looks like a fuckin' goof
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I thought it was an okay fight. Marshy likes to stand and bang but he's not the most durable guy in the world.
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juss give me goony
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>>77169285
He showed he has no way to make anyone fight his fight unless they brawl or back straight up to the fence, even tho he won he's got a lot of work to do
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>>77169278
>lanklet
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only 4 goofs this round
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robbery
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k I picked marshmanlet but did he really do anything
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Fuck me, this guy got punched into a Bogdanoff!
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>>77169261
>the Youtube
>""the"" Youtube
>[THUH yu-choob] (emphasis author's)
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fuck its too bad Bosse had to pull out of his fight
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>>77169285
It was okay, feels worse because this card has been somewhat bad

I'm worried it's going to heem the casuals around me, it's annoying this is one of the few cards they can watch timing wise and it's this poor
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i'm really not used to hearing welsh accents outside of rugby
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>>77169283
urijah faber's home
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>>77169297
I don't deserve to be goofed for the first fight.
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>>77169240
>casual
literally cringed
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Man I hope calderwood heems Cynthia just so another one of wme's hyped up fighters hype train gets rekt
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>tfw my picks are SET IN STONE

place your bets scrubs
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all tied up with 2 fights left. this is gonna be close
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>>77169322
>literally cringed
get out faggot
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>>77169297
>5 of my pick sets already goofed
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>Janes' defence in those highlights
just CTE my shit up brah
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>>77169303
kek
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>>77169339
>picking more than 1
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implosion of the ufc when
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>>77169330
i don't think she's a hype train, she's an unattractive 30 year old who was literally working at the cheesecake factory in march 2017
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this fight will be lit, truss me on dat
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Why aren't they playing the good Jones/DC promo?
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>>77169343
His chin will be deleted in no time
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Stevie Ray sounds like a tranny pornstar name
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>>77169308
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>>77169339
>Not submitting pick sets of every possible combination
It's like you don't even care
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>>77169349
this

hardly sporting desu
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more hyped for maia woodley than jones cormier desu
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Is felder a meme fighter favored by reddit
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>>77169309
Not every card can be 189, but I understand where you're coming from. It seems like the matchmaking got much worse after Joe Silva left and right now a lot of the divisions are up-in-the-air as far as depth, so it's hard to really bill anyone as a superstar at the moment. Hence why the co-main is a Scottish can fighting a rookie and the main event is an Icelander fighting an Argentinian who.
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>>77169367
I only do that when there are 4 fights on a main card
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>>77169356
sounds like your prototypical chick fighter's background
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>>77169373
dummy
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Plastic Paddy calling himself "Irish Dragon"
Scot calling himself "Braveheart"

if they killed each other in the cage nothing of value will have been lost
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>>77169373
for what purpose?
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>>77169361
stevie ray? didn't he kill steve irwin?
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>>77169365
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>>77169373
no one
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>>77169373
woodley maia has a high posibility of both circling each other for 4.5 rounds
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Why don't they do an A league of 15 fighters, then a B league of 15 fighters?
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>>77169385
What, he clearly is a Mel Gibson fan
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>>77169373
You better not bitch about it when it turns out to be another snoozefest, then.
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>>77169393
[shits self to death]
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>>77169403
lol no one would watch the b league
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>>77169405
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More like Paul Folder
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>>77169400
i know, but i've already seen cormier jones and the division is not as interesting
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>>77169356
Do you seriously not think calvillo is getting hyped up?
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>>77169308
What a cunt hope he dies
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Fight of the Night incoming

Not that it has very stiff competition
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heeminder Maia is very strong in R1 maybe stronger than Woodley
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Felder is kill
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>>77169421
Did they bang?
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>>77169403
That's what the B in Bellator stands for
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>>77169435
for sure my man
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>>77169435

Reminder that Maia almost heem'd Condit
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Janes got robbed
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>>77169425
yeah of course because she won against a couple other shitty fighters, i'm saying they didn't bring her in because of her looks or story or whatever like Sage Northcuck
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>>77169435
>Guy that used to fight middleweight stronger than a ww
not surprised motherfucker
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When are they going to take Condit out of the rankings hes clearly retired
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>>77169356
They literally just had a promo comparing her to Honda and McGoobs.
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OK, who
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woodley's fight iq is underrated
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>>77169470
I had money on him at +500
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>>77169435
shit I just realized I havent heard anything from Condit since this fight. He retire after this?
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>>77169481

You
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Paul Felder is such an odd-looking motherfucker.
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>>77169489
Believable, but no
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>prelims better than main again

love this meme
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>>77169479
When are they gonna take Gilbert Melendez out and of course Ronda
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if he loses this fight he should change his name to >stevie gay or somethin
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SPICE INCOMING
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lol the ref looked like he was about to fight
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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USA!!USA!!!USA
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>Scottish athlete
>nicknamed Braveheart, Flying Scotsman or Tartan something
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>>77169496
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>>77169487
He said he might retire after the Lawler fight. Getting subbed inside a round right after probably didn't help matters.
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>>77169333
Dork
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ray via 2nd round tko
cap this
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>>77169517
tartan braveheart would be a good nickname
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Calvillo = Lineker
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>CM punk
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WAR FELDER
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LETS FOIGHT
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Which one of you madmen did this?
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Snoop Dogg's weed series
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Are they singing hymns?
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HEEM SLEEPY
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PROUD IRISH AMERICAN REPORTING IN

LETS GO FELDER
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best place to watch the snoopcast online without paying for it?
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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DUDE WAS OUT COLD
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MICKED
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irish dragoon
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Wow he looked knocked out from the knee
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those elbows were bruta
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>El país maloliente de Scotland
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That's what you shits in the crowd get for trying to sing
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felder won lol
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>>77165432
mama mia
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>the city of Scotland
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FUCK ME AND MY PICKS I KNEW THESE SCOTS WERE CANS
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i guess what i'm saying is i don't find anything annoying about hyping cynthia, they didn't bring her in because she's from the WWE or a model or a freak athlete with meme kicks
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down to the wire now
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CAME HERE TO PLAAAAY!!
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Felder's too big too strong
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AND WHAT?
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>>77169577
UFC.tv w/ your 7 day free trial to fightpass
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>WHAT PART OF IRELAND ARE YOU FROM FELDER?
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heemed into death
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>THE CITY OF SCOTLAND
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he bounced the fuckers head of the canvas with that elbow damn
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as an irishman i am proud of fellow irishman paul felder
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craig fucked my picks up

calderwood/nelson
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EIRE
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>>77169523
Nope
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Felder won the fight, ray won the decision
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lol stevie gay blocked a punch with his butt
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>be a high flying striker

>try a bunch of meme clinchwork
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Scots cant into fighting
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UNITED STATES OF EIRE
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AHAHHAHA I FUCKING KNEW IT

Damn I should have bet some money
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small cut Felder is unstoppable
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>>77169602
First fight shouldn't count
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>>77169620

dont encourage pretend irish americans lad
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>>77169608
sweet thx
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>>77169191
Delete this and replace it with Fedor teleporting people in different plane of existence
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WHO /IRISH AMERICAN/ HERE?
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LMAO UK

Your men are garbage
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It all comes down to Calderwood. Home team cant win but they can tie. Calderwood fighting for all of the British Isles
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PAUL "MY IRISH BOY' FELDER
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>>77169634
Dead Dad Felder > Dead Dad Shields
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Good stoppage, weird fight
Literally Nothing really happened up until that knee out of nowhere. Loads of clinch work with no one really gaining favour

The knee and follow up elbows were beautiful though
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>>77169622
>Ray is Brazilian and Glasgow is Rio
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those elbows were nasty
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>>77169634
this

just as long as he isnt big cut felder
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>>77169602
WHY DID I BET ON THE LEAAAAFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77169649
JoJo will not be able to match Cynthia's tenacity.
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scootland btfo

Get out of our UK already plebs
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>scottish people fighting haha
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>>77169647
Think again sweaty
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how long until the only fight I care about?
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Felder kinda LOOKS like a dragon
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felder's dad died so he had extra motivation to win

is that considered a ped?
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Would love to see Felder vs Mcgregor in Dublin. I wonder who that crowd would go for though.
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>tfw scottish posters post under the UK flag

i feel sick
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who else /irish/ here
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U CAME 2 PLAY WIV THA IRISH DRAGON?

LOL
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>>77169635
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I didn't give Stevie a chance against Paul desu. Too big of a step up for him.

Not a good day for Scotland, I hope JoJo can save the day.
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>>77169649
kys you fat mong
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>>77169654
That was really odd, they took turns dropping for the same ineffective TD on the fence. Was expecting a striking match
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EIRE EIRE EIRE
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HAHAHA EAT SHIT YOU JOCK CUNTS
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>>77169670
It's 3-2, buddeh. About to be 4-2 after Calvillo crushes that squeaky-voiced can.
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>>77169649

give em Gunni.. he trains at SBG and is also from an island nobody cares about
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>>77169550
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>Post yfw 3 Scots get heemed by Americans on the same card
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>>77169649
Felder is Irish lad
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who did this
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>>77169683
Wtf is wrong with you
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>>77169685
Right here my man, 1/8th on my mom's side and couldn't be prouder right now.
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>>77169683

The plastic paddy
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>>77169682
only if you have them killed
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>>77169703
the trolls are going to town on that wiki page
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>>77169693
I had flashbacks to Rumble wrestling DC, knew my picks were fucking rip
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>>77169670
the weak should fear the strong
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>>77169702
gunnar's from kimmage lad
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>>77169690

makes you wonder about lauzon
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>>77169709
clearly Janes
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>Podrig from GOT is the biggest celebrity there
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>>77169602
do i get special goof status if all my picks are wrong?
>>
>>77169711
It would be a great striking matchup in their hometown. You don't want to see it?
>>
Paul Feyodor is goodman
>>
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>>77169602
MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

YEAHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHH


YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
Cersei dies tonight
>>
them feels
>>
>>77169670
He's about as British as Bruce Springsteen.
>>
i'd trade him for charlie ward any day desu
>>
>>77169685

My great grandmum on my father's side.
>>
>>77169736
You become an honorary Australian.
>>
Wonder why that promo didn't mention Jones popping for estrogen blockers.
>>
>>77169683
Nah
>>
>>77169602
lol only 1 of my 12 submissions is left
>>
>>77169644
>>77169685
me, my father Jerome McDublin was a proud scots-irish
>>
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Why is DC playing this lame ass therapist shtick
>>
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DC is NOT the champion
>>
>>77169729
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunnar_Nelson_(fighter)

>Nelson was born in Akureyri in the north side of Iceland but has lived in Reykjavík, the capital of Iceland, almost all his life from early childhood. He played football and ice hockey in his childhood years. At the age of 13, he started training in Gōjū-ryū Karate and won the Icelandic Juvenile Kumite Championship title in 2003, and again in 2004 and 2005. He took home medals in every karate tournament he participated in during 2003 to 2005. In 2005, he was chosen Iceland's most promising up-and-coming karate talent of that year
>>
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>>77169708
>>
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wev
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>>77169703
>Mighty Mouse heeming Stiopic in torteen seconds
>>
This Jon Jones promo
>he a gud boi, dem demons got'im
>>
which fighter promised their father they'd win as he was dying?
>>
>>77169685
My family literally came over in the 30s. My dad was the first person to not have an accent.
>>
If you can't do coke and do dumb shit what's the point of being the champ?
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>>77169756
My great, great grandad's best friend's dog brushed against a potato once, so I'm also Irish.

WAR CONOR MCGREGOR! GOAT!
>>
Jones won't even make weight without his precious cocaine.
>>
>>77169785
Chael
>>
>>77169778
God you are such a dumb fucking obtuse shithead I hope Calderwood retires Calvillo
>>
>>77169764
White privilege that's why
>>
>>77169777
i was not being serious
>>
>i am a GOOD PERSON
what did jon jones mean by this?
>>
>>77169795
DC won't make weight without his towel
>>
>>77169778
>the IRISH dragon

If he was American he would be the American Dragon u dork
>>
>>77169806
That doesn't make any sense you idiot, also they're talking about his drug use.
>>
>>77169795
>implying he stopped using drugs
>>
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>>77169803
you dont even believe that
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OY7baj4AU
>>
lmao blow Jones some more, Hardy
>>
PISSBREAK INCOMING!
>>
Refused to be hype for this fight until actual fight night after the co-main event.
>>
>>77169685
grandma 100% irish other grandma somewhat irish

all the irish genes in my family are fucked though, you've got addiction and depression but you're probably big and strong too
>>
>100% pure celtic warrior genes
>sit at home and illegally stream mma events
>>
>>77169815
everyone knows irish dragons are american

fucking goof, get that shit outta here
>>
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>>77169815
>if i call myself the chinese dragon that makes me chinese
>>
Calvillo by Submission = Free money

Just do it fellas
>>
>>77169816
You're an idiot
>>
After Cynthia rips Calderlel's throat out I don't want to see any sweaty jocks posting on heem ever again
>>
>>77169812
He meant DC thinks of himself as a good person whereas he thinks of Jon as a bad person.

How did you not understand that?
>>
There is literally nothing wrong with doing cocaine
>>
>>77169846
BOUNCE YOUR HEAD OFF THE CANVAS
>>
>>77169844
thats actually a pretty true quote
>>
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>>77169857
>i am autistic
what did you mean by this?
>>
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>>77169812
he's impersonating DC you pleb
>>
Scottish crowd booing Game of Thrones actors wtf why??
>>
>>77169812
he was quoting DC's narrative
>>
>>77169851
Nah that's you
>>
>>77169847
That makes you also a dragon
>>
>>77169847
stop spamming this image calendarbro
>>
>>77169852

JoJo is a joke
>>
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lmao jimi manuwa is ranked #2???nice fucking division
>>
>>77169812
Why are there so many stupid people on heem?
>>
>>77169873
their boy just got KO'd and they were mad
>>
>>77169814
>>>/x/
>>
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Calvillo wins this in under 1 round
>>
>>77169888
No way
How is Gus not there
>>
>>77169884
That dork is one of the biggest spammers on heem
>>
>>77169888
>turns back away from you and walks away
>>
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>"Hey, here's our greatest fighter of all time
>"Here's a montage showing that he's a felonious drug addict that hits pregnant women with his vehicle"
>"P-p-please root for him"
>>
>>77169891
educated crowd, joe.
>>
Women who try to act tough are so cringey
>>
>>77169893
>hey Daniel, you wanna get high ?
>>
>>77169672
Calderwood is starting now.
>>
Calderwood has a sexy voice
>>
>>77169901
i think gus is #1, jones isnt ranked currently
>>
>>77169888

Valerie reminds me of that slut mom from Kingdom
>>
>>77169373
LOL!
>>
>>77169901

Gus is #1 Jones is unranked
>>
>>77169917
Oh
Weird
>>
>>77169901
he's #1
>>
Why is the UFC setting up Cynthia to lose? She's a prospect, why fly her out to her opponents hometown?
>>
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>>77169915
And a child that is strangely never mentioned.
>>
>>77169888
I'm going to have to ask you to quit posting my fightfu
>>
>le soft spoken scottish lass affectation
how contrived
>>
calv makes short work of jojo

calderwood isnt a fighter, shes a housewife
>>
>>77169915

>ASMR voice and uggo but facefuckable face

shes an unusual kind of boner
>>
Cynthia is a meme
>>
>>77169937

Just trolling Scotland pretty much
>>
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Prep you're dangly bits fellas
>>
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>>77169929
>Gus is #1
Really makes you think
>>
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THIS JOANNA SCOTTISH LADY HAS SUCH AN ADORABLE VOICE OMG :3
>>
>>77169400
maia has total garbage old-man standup, while woodley is apparently on wonderboy's level
they will not circle each other
>>
>>77169945
i definitely would
>>
im hype. JoJo is getting subbed unfortunately
>>
usin me elbews usin me nees
>>
holy shit is JoJo ugly
>>
Calderwood is ugly as fuck, and that annoying voice would do your head in.
>>
>>77169953

WHY?
>>
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>>77169942
why was your girl so scared of my girl that she pulled out?
>>
God JoJo's voice turns me on so fucking much

imagine how she sounds like when she cums
>>
>Saying you're gonna KO someone with that sweet little voice

Aww :3
>>
Calderwood looks like a toilet, Cynthia looks like an urinal.
>>
>>77169954
>le tap out again DC man
>>
>>77169967
she looks quintessentially scottish
>>
BAWWWWLDERWOOODD
>>
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>>77169976
>>
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>>77169942
>>
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>>77169970
clean it up wagie
>>
Cynthia already talking about the belt, isn't that crazy?
I just think of her as so inexperienced
>>
>>77169977
>le lose to African Americans man
>>
>>77169792
Pretty sure he was out for a second there when his ass was in the air, otherwise he could have tried a triangle/armbar
>>
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>>77169953

>tfw i do this at least once a week in my local supermarket

imagine being so pleb that all you can do is clean up my piss. they deserve it
>>
>drew similarities to cody garbrandt

lmmmmfao
>>
>>77169997
WME been whispering sweet nothings to her
>>
>tfw you realize Schaub could heem everyone on this card
>>
>>77169992
Pedophile loser
>>77169997
She's 2 wins away from the belt
>>
>>77169953
that's not piss
>>
>>77169976
............. what?
>>
>>77169997
she seems raw as fuck but pretty talented desu
>>
>>77169971
fuck what dude does this chick look like?

I can't put my finger on it
>>
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>>77169990
>>
>>77169976
A fancy Japanese toilet? a kind of fancy French one bidet or just a plain American one?
>>
>>77169999
recognizing quads
>>
>>77169997
she gave DANA a good SUCC. Now sky is the limit
>>
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>>77170014
>>
>>77169997
she's getting the paige treatment.
>>
I LOVE CALVILLO
>>
>>77170023
My secretary lmao who called her lmao
>>
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>I'll take your respect
>>
>>77169958
Maia is tricky and Tyron is patient
>>
>>77170035
Does Dana realize how fucking stomach churning that is
same deal with his love affair with Rousey
>>
>>77170023
she looks like aphex twin
>>
>>77169997
5 pro fights, dude
>>
kikewani and mma pravda back to suckling Dana as usual hyping this fight to no end
>>
>>77169997

feed her to Claudia desu
>>
>>77170018
Maybe even just 1 win if she gets this
>>
FIGHTING UNDER THE TUTELAGE OF JUSTIN BUCHHOLZ
>>
cynthia calvillo looks like casey neistat lol
>>
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>>77170042
lol you love me bud
>>
Fresh memes coming
>>
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>>77170035
DANA WHITE

DANA WHITE YOU A PIMP
>>
>>77170055
butifel webm
>>
Fuck she is fat 2 pounds over weight
>>
>>77170071
ruined
>>
>booing cynthia hard

scots about to be eternally btfo
>>
USA USA USA
>>
Calderwood is twice her size lol
>>
Jesus women are so unathletic this is embarasssing how is it the comain?
>>
>>77170036
Alpha male fighters always get special treatment it seems desu
>>
>>77170071
scotty nguyen
>>
who is the fat bitch
>>
LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A
LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A
LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A


LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A
LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A
LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A

LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A
LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A
LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A
>>
>>77170106
sick pedo
>>
>>77170105
that's a woman you're talking about
>>
>Lineker is 30

WOOOOW I thought she was like 25
>>
>>
>>77169972

I know a couple of guys that train at the Griphouse and Wossobama, will consult and get back to ye....
>>
Jojo was tree times teh size of me in there yeh
>>
why do people get butthirt at scots booing. >we literally do this at every sporting event. the british/english national anthem got booed to the high heavens at the scotland v england match recent;y
>>
calderwood sucks
>>
Julianna Pena in her striking is Calvillo
>>
>wmma
Terrible
>>
>tfw you try to get excited for female fights but then you realise they are completely meaningless
>>
Common gremlin girl, get that motheruckinass takedown!
>>
>>77169971
Injury
>>
>>77170121
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>
nothing happening
>>
where can i watch this card? is it on fight pass?
>>
Seriously, if there were two more dicks in the octagon this would belong on the contender series. Just awful.
>>
CYNTHIA A SHIT!!!!!
>>
cynthia is asking to get headkicked
>>
lmao how do you score this?
>>
the absolute state of wmma
>>
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LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A

LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A

LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A

LETS GO B A B Y C Y N T H I A
>>
>>77170145
>expecting anything from meme fighters
>>
Gee this womyns fight sure is spicy....
>>
SNU SNU SNU
>>
10-10 round
>>
>>77170145
don't worry, norway. calderwood will knock her out in the 2nd or 3rd round
>>
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>co-main event
>>
SHEEM TAPPY
>>
>Cynthia had an opening to sink the choke but grabbed the titty instead
>wmma
>>
waifu war
>>
FUCKING SECONDS FROM FINISHING THIS
JOJO IS FUCKING DONE
>>
>>77170182
You've been doing this the entire card. Good troll.
>>
>spanking her butt
welp, i have a BONER
>>
>>77170160
I feel like I just lost that round 10-8
>>
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>>
Team Alpha Male bitch
>>
Like how Calvillo used Calderwoods cornrolls as a grip to pull the head back during the RNC attempt


also shades of Ronda Rousey with the rolling armbar
>>
not enough scambley grapplin fights these days
>>
>>77170183
she had a chance to power out that armbar but she punched her in the titty instead
>wmma
>>
>>77169981
kek
>>
>>77170151
http://buffstream.com/watch/mma.php

or BT Sport 2
>>
>>77170194
"she's losing the standup"
o yea?
>>
>>77170193
Loser
>>
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LETS FUCKING GO
>>
WHAT A FIGHT! SUCH HIGH QUALITY
>>
10-9 Cynthia
Threatened submissions in an otherwise somewhat inactive round
>>
>>77170160
10-9 spammed spic
>>
why is wmma a thing
>>
>>77170201

Gunlad and ponceynips could deliver
>>
>>77170201
There's a reason for that actuall and that's because of how prevalent the wrestling ride and back attacks are now, it prevents a lot of current scrambling/defensive sets from opening up.


To counter rides people need to focus on wrestling style quick stands
>>
webm of the ass slap pls
>>
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is Scotland the last white nation left in Western Europe?
>>
objectively what is the spiciest (or least shitty I guess) WMMA match
>>
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JEW JITSU WILL WIN AGAIN
>>
>>77170233
Get out /pol/
>>
What are they chanting?

>POO
>POO
>POO POO POO POO
>>
>>77170234
Hill vs Andrade
>>
>>77170241
Don't use this trash early thread
>>
>>77170241
dude fuckoff
>>
sooner or later something big is gonna land, and when it does... nothings gonna happen cause these are tiny chicks
>>
>>77170224
because women spend more money on ufc shit than 4chan neets
>>
>>77170227
only reason i'm awake is to see my boy goony masterfully piece together a beautiful, flowy submission
>>
>>77170231
This
>>
>>77170226
>>77170226
>>77170226
>>
SHEEM
>>77168833
>>77168833
>>77168833
>>
HERE:

>>77170278
>>77170278
>>77170278
>>77170278
>>77170278
>>
can't wait for Joanna to heem this goblin
>>
>>77170263
Why would I spend money on crappy Reebok gear?
>>
>>77170264

are you not enjoying scotland getting btfo
>>
>>77170291
>>77170292
>>77170293
the fucking state of heem
>>
New
>>77170226
>>77170226
>>77170226
>>
>>77170241
>>77170268
>>77170291
>>77170292
>>77170293

fucking retards
>>
Main event thread:

>>77170278
>>77170278
>>77170278
>>77170278
>>
>>77170291
>>77170292
>>77170293
fuck off threadniggers
>>
>>77170291
>>77170292
>>77170293

Why do people have to be so autistic about making threads? Like no one gives a fuck whats in the op
>>
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>>77170335
>>77170322
>>77170320
>>77170313
>>77170307
>>77170306
>>77170293
>>77170292
>>77170291
lmao
>>
>>77170234
Tate vs Zingano
>>
>>77170297
i mean, i'm not complaining about it. i'm just saying women bring in a disproportionate amount of money compared to the quality of their fighting. wmma exists because wme makes profit off these girls thumpin' each other for 15k/15k
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