20 minutes to game
the red sox are Sanchez's daddy
>>77164918
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
Yankees win a close one
T H I C K
Reminder if you aren't from da Bronx you aren't a true yanks fan
both of these games are going to be horrible because both teams depleted their bullpens last night
what if judge never gets a hit again???
>judge
>>77165390
then he's a bust and we should call up andujar
>>77165390
That would be one of those baseball legends that gets told 50 years from now.
>he broke Dimaggio's franchise record
>he crushed the home run derby
>and never hit again
yanks will be a powerhouse after this season screencap this
>>77165419
Would they cancel the home run derby forever?
what if both of these games go into extra innings???
>hanley taking the day off
YOU'RE A DH FOR FUCK SAKE
ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR ASS AND GET UP TO HIT ONCE AN HOUR
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS HANLEY
I'm going to Boston next week for the first time ever for a work conference. What should I do?
>>77165844
go to your work conference
>>77165884
It's not 24 hours a day bruv
>>77165844
Hold your breath and pinch your nose
SO SLEEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77165905
Boston smells infinitely better than New York
>>77165917
I'm drinking a bunch of coke cola. feeling good
Tell me what you guys know about chicken limbo
>>77165932
>infinitely
minutely
i feex, no problelm
>>77165977
The secret was going to the side
Based fat man
good shit fat man
What did C.C. yell right there>?
>>77164918
Why has no hitter accessed the higher plane and learned to smoke line drives at the pitcher on a consistent basis, striking fear into the hearts and minds of pitchers around the league, the rest of this seminal batter's at bats destined to be pitch arounds and IBBs?
Todd Fraziere spray chart overlayed onto fenway park
hmmmmm
>>77166074
It's like they let a retarded kid design the park.
>>77166074
>would already have 33 home runs
Go cubs
>>77166151
Wrong thread faggot, that fast throwing nigger is ours now
>Qt chubby batgirl
hnnnnnnnnnnnnHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG[etc]
>Red Sox talking about getting Frazier AND Dave Robertson in the trade now
If our bullpen was healthy that would be the most dominant bullpen in history.
>Kimbrel
>Carson Smith
>Thornburb
>Cy Kelly
>Robertson
5 guys who could probably close for some teams
Fuck this shit desu
WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77166200
Dave Robertson won manager of the year last year their not gonna trade him
>Win HR Derby
>Can't hit afterwards
>>77166273
Causation doesn't equal correlation, he had slowed down a bit going into the All-Star break
Would you buy a random kid ice cream?
>>77166318
No.
>>77166318
>>77166321
I paid for a girl and her son to ride this boat ride thing at the park. She acted upset when I gave her the tickets. I was just trying to be nice.
What's the secret to attaining a certified thicc BX bomber qt as my gf?
Did Kay just have a stroke or something?
>>77166355
It's nothing new
>>77166353
do you have a BX card?
I wish Mike Francesa was the Yankees play-by-play, the memes would be endless
Anybody who pays attention to salary cap-less shit teams is a total faggot reject.
>>77166330
the ultimate blue pill is paying for a single mother's expenses. she definitely thought you had ulterior motives.
>>77166396
The kid was black, I wanted nothing to do with her , or her kid.
>>77166396
hard to not notice when she's pulling an ulterior motive around in a cart all day :^)
get your balls fixed, kids!
didi is elite
LOL
SHIT SOX INFIELD
>buying concessions
I wouldn't even get myself an ice cream at Fenway
fucking spendy AF
LMAO NICE """"""""""DEFENSE"""""""""" YOU'VE GOT THERE
>>77166074
His home splits are awful this year too
Unfortunate play by the All-Star short stop
>>77166472
Why do women paint on moles to their faces? Do they want moles on their face or something?
>>77166433
you did not provide welfare for tandem BLACKED woman and child did you?
>>77166434
you talking about diddling kiddies here?
>>77166494
talking about getting FIXED before you fuck
should be mandatory for people until there ready to have kids
>>77166494
I mean, I pay taxes. But I in no way paid for anything for the kid. The boat ride tickets were 8 bucks.
What's the word on Castro? Is he still hurt? I came in late to this game, and he didn't look 100% yesterday
based korean man!
>>77166512
be sure to right that 8 bucks off on your nest return
Scoring streak continues! Will we EVER be shut out?
>still haven't been shut out
B I G T O E
I
G
T
O
E
>70+ pitches already
The Red Sox bullpen is going to die today
the yanks kinda need this series
>>77166489
some moles are aesthetic
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Glad we have a weekend series with no FOX/Joe Buck or ESPN/Jessica Mendoza bullshit
>>77166602
Isn't the night game on ESPN?
>>77166602
ESPN has tonight's game
>>77166602
I regret to inform you that tonight we have a fucking ESPN game
>>77166602
Glad to hear kays voice again
Cant stand joe fuck or kenny rosenthal
>>77166602
>mendoza
>>77166612
>>77166616
>>77166623
fuck, still not so bad all things considered
>tfw no Matt Vasgersian this series
yankee bias once again
great job umps
I genuinely think Al Leiter has autism
>>77166612
>>77166616
>>77166623
>[sad trumpet]
maybe i'm in the minority but does anyone else think it's dumb that games finish in the bottom of the inning? like if it's 3-3 going into the bottom of the 9th and the home team scores, the visiting team should get to play the top of the 10th
>>77166698
No, that defeats the purpose of homefield advantage faggot.
>>77166671
are you daft
>>77166707
please stop replying to idiots and morons
Meredith sounds like she's losing his voice
>>77166731
>track the ball
>push your elbow out to bunt with your forearm
RIP Autismo
>>77166736
You first.
>>77166736
you too
>>77166707
that's not homefield advantage, it's retardation
as a yankee fan in nyc, i'm so glad i payed my $200/mo MLB Umpire fees to ensure the best strike and out calls in baseball.
>>77166794
Is this like the TV fees brits pay?
Meredith has a terrible voice
>>77166824
Faggot.
>>77166824
t. homosexual
the fat man can pitch
>Black Ink
Pitching - 42 (37), Average HOFer ≈ 40
>Gray Ink
Pitching - 205 (36), Average HOFer ≈ 185
>Hall of Fame Monitor
Pitching - 171 (32), Likely HOFer ≈ 100
>Hall of Fame Standards
Pitching - 46 (49), Average HOFer ≈ 50
Curt is a Certified HOFer
>>77166857
what
the night game is going to suckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>77166871
>watching the YES broadcast
>>77166857
Now post his political compass faggot. That's all that matters for the HoF.
>>77166857
yeah but hes not a SJW
>>77166698
Each team got 27 outs to work with, so why would it be unfair. Order is irrelevant
>>77166876
>brock holt back
um NOOO????
>J0dge
0.000
ALL RISE FOR THE J0DGE
I think Judge needs a bit of a break too. I'm pretty sure he's played more games than anyone else on the team.
DIDI IS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
didi is elite
>babby field homerun
DIDIIDIDIDIDINGER
I
D
I
N
G
E
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DIDI IS ELITE
>>77166562
Get a position player to pitch. Not like the Sux offense can do shit anyway
nice meme pole
Elite
>>77166960
By far the best SS in Yankee history
DIDI IS FUCKING ELITE
Best since Jeter imo
THAT'S WHAT AN ELITE SHORTSTOP LOOKS LIKE RED SUX LMAO
>>77166978
Yeah, this sounds right
ELITE THIRD BASEMEN
>>77166978
ummmmmm are you forgetting about Eduardo Nunez????????
>>77167023
umm.
Jason Nix?
>>77167023
Nunez had a negative WAR while in NY. Didi's WAR is 7 in 3 years with NY
>>77167051
no no no youre forgetting about Brendan Ryan
>>77167060
m8, do you not understand sarcasm?
>>77167101
I have Aspergers.
>>77167080
your acting like Stephen Drew never graced ny with his infinite baseball talent
Do we have a cool sideline reporter again? I haven't watched a lot this season so this is my first time seeing Jahmai and not Guerin
>>77167023
Any oldfags remember when he threw to first?
>>77166641
>that OP pic
How can bostonfags ever recover
>>77167149
please don't fucking mention that.. the nightmares
>>77167110
That was apparent as soon as you mentioned WAR
>>77167175
t. /nfl/ transplant
>>77167149
heh
>le benny tendy
>>77167175
hi draper
Rookie of the Year!!!!
This is Yankee level RISP Boston
>>77167331
red sox and yankees have the same average RISP this season
>>77167315
Hey pal
Do you think Flaherty hates Leiter?
based kimchi man
G-MAAAAN!!!
Hideki matsui hits a ground rule double
Based Shemale Choi
Is Choi a chinaman or what?
>Draper comes back
>Kimbrel blows a save
really got my neurons firing
>>77167438
kek
>>77167453
Kimbrel is trash, not my fault
>Yesterday's game was well on pace to end under 3 hours before Kimbrel's blown save
>yfw the red sox would unironically trade Price for CC right now
Ah CC, giving me hope as a fat alcoholic that I can be a winner too someday...
Is CC elite?
>Clippard is warming up
>Clippard warming up
Why is he still on the team?
>>77167659
Dare I say it?
>>77167615
no we wouldnt
>clippard
>>77167677
We'll see about that tonight bitch LMAO
The autism in the Yankees booth has been astronomical this series.
Cheeky
A hit!
Judge showcasing his power there
slump over judge hatters btfo hes back
That's a home run in Yankee Stadium
what has judge's batting average been since the home run derby
>>77167773
>Batting average
Tell me his OBP grandpa
>CC pitches an okay game
>clippard's gonna come in and fuck it up
Fuck the bullpen.
>the clippard experience is happening
fuck me
>>77167787
answer the question
>>77167700
CC is too sensitive to play in boston
i bet 5 years from now this girl is thicc
Did they find the most nervous, timid person in the stadium to sing or something?
>>77167877
He got out of this game okay, maybe he'll make it later.
>>77167826
>>77167835
>red sox haven't scored in 19 innings
>being afraid
wat
That was beautiful
>Clippard
shit this gonna get bad
>>77167898
Yeah she was cute.
>2017
>Not just having the greatest singer alive sing God Bless America in every park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ1qKTbPTwk
>>77167893
waiting for his tumblr post about how a fan looked at him the wrong way today
>>77167898
>>77167912
pedos
>>77167911
Even funnier considering that's CC in the picture.
>>77167920
Pls don't be joking, I'd die if he really had one.
>>77167947
Says the guy screenshotting little girls
IS THAT
IS THAT
IS
THAT
AND HE GOT A HIT
OH MY GODDD
It begins
>clippard
>already a hit allowed
Congrats on your win, Red Sox
>tylel clippard
is brock holt our best hitter?
Torreyes seems so annoying to play the field with. Seems to feel the need to call off everyone else on every play even when it's not his.
>PEDroida
>>77168023
he was an all-star after all
the red sox will literally never score another run
>Orioles ready to sell
Will the Yankees acquire Machado early???
when was the last time the red sox scored a run
all offense is dead
>>77168136
that would be lit as fuck ni66a lmao
>can't even get a run off Clippard
Really, Red Sux?
>Clippard doesn't give up a run
Would you guys trade production from Judge for the bullpen to be elite again?
>>77168134
thats our plan IDIOT
>>77168138
20 innings ago unironically
>>77168136
Teh Yankees should go after Eduardo Nunez for a short-term fix at third. Manchado will cost them an arm and a leg
2bh f.am is clippard going to become /ELITE/?
>>77168178
Probably not, no.
peep that legendary batspeed
>>77168155
yes, I would trade some because Hicks and Castro returning to the lineup can pick up the slack a bit
this boy loves hitting in fenway
can't wait till he's on the market
Clint Frazier still isn't ready if we're being honest
>>77168178
funny
>>77168138
boston has been sustained by morbidly obese roiders forever
now both of the ones they had last year are gone
they fucked
>>77168261
you'll only get fraizer once we dont want him
>Abad
yaks dinger contest incoming
>>77168306
>his phone's background is the boston red sox
>dreamed for playing for the red sox
the moment he has the chance he's jumping ship
>>77168323
Proof?
>>77168323
thats great, but you'll only get him once we're done with him
Joe Espada seems a little light in the loafers
>12 hits and 3 runs
it could be worse desu sempai
can we score some runs
>>77168464
sorry, the red sox don't score runs anymore. Could we interest you in something else
I think they'll put in Chad Green for a two inning save.
Rookie of the Year!!!!!!!
>>77168499
a gf
>>77168499
>and with that, the 21st century Dynasty of the Boston Red Sox was over
that was exciting
Who's next?
>>77168599
>red sox
>dynasty
huh
a bloop and a blast and we have an actual baseball game
>>77168617
WHAAAAAA???
Hey if you're here guy that plays HoTS, will you add me so I can have some more friends, please?
Silly question but do guys have to buy their own bats and gloves?
a BLAST turns this into an actual baseball game
>>77168677
Heh, no. They don't even have to buy their own food. They get like $125 a day from the club to buy food.
What a terrible call
>>77168671
i would if i met you ltierally anywhere besides 4chan
unironically
>>77168677
yeah, some players actually have their own sponsored bats though like mookie betts who has his own series of batts
>>77168695
That's not surprising since they're at the park every day, but what if a guy wanted a real expensive custom glove or bat or whatever?
>red sox are 2 for 51 in risp vs NYY this season
how can one franchise be so unclutch
dfa our entire team when
>>77168710
Are they called Mookie Batts?
>yankees beating us in runs AND RISP
it's a beautiful day for golf indeed
>>77168710
Is it because I'm not white?
>>77168727
I'm sure if they do pay for it, they don't pay what a normal person would.
>>77168749
>>77168749
THEY SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!
>dfa your ferrari
>offense goes to shit
really makes me think
>>77168752
wait ur not white???
sorry i dont wnat you to ROB me lmao
jk jk lol
>>77168749
I chuckled
>the red cux couldnt score off cliptard
>>77168749
Think you unironically just came up with Mookie's new nickname bud
You should trade mark this before he puts it on a shirt
>>77168770
I don't fully want to rob you. Only about 33% of me wants to
Just heard Mookie Betts talk for the first time
his voice is a lot deeper than I expected
>>77168796
quick someone cap it for me so I can sue his ass
>>77168843
2late i own the trade mark now haha im rich
>>77168858
Jew Yorker detected
>if it wasn't for zanman boogerts this would be a 0-1 game right now
haha they're saving all their runs for later
>>77168877
what's that ethnic cap on Hanley's head, I don't leave good neighborhoods
>>77168877
god i hate his fucking stereotypical lips is he a fucking aboriginal or something?
gg red cux. chapmeme will blow it for us
>>77168902
It's convenient to wear up there. They just have to pull it down over their face when they go rob somewhere for cash to buy menthol cigs
>>77168902
doo-rag or some shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_RKqQXwcWQ
>>77168902
its a poop rag
>97 mph
Chapman is finished.
>>77168926
Norm is the man
>>77168923
>still thinking the red sox will score
>havent scored a run in 22 innings
>>77168950
I'm beginning to think he was a real jerk
GG Sox. I hate your team and your city but I respect you as fans. See y'all in 4 hours
>>77168958
>chapmeme pitching
>"Mookie's Bats"
>>77168981
thanks, i really needed that right now
>>77168981
>implying
coming back 0-3 vs the Jankees ain't no thing
What do you think the players do between games during double header days?
>>77168981
same thread?
wow hanley very convincing stance there
chimpout the entire at bat lmfao
OOGA BOOGA
oooga booga where da fast balls at
>>77169014
Masturbate in the locker room
7th favorable call for the stankees this series by the umps
>>77169014
rest, eat, fuck a cleat chaser
>>77169047
keeping tabs there Hanley?
>>77169056
Meredith?
PD is the only person on the team trying to get hits
Pedroia would be prettier with make-up
wow what a pretty hit
>wearing Red jerseys in the summer sun
>>77169089
the right make up could make everyone prettier desu
YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!
>>77169107
Nah, some girls are prettier without it. Pedroia isn't one of them
shut out desu, c u guys 2nite
gg yankees
see everyone in 3-4 ish hours
SWEEP
red sox are lucky they're not going to get swept
it should be 3-0
Good job. Not much confidence with Tanaka tonight, but a split is nice.
anyone still here
>>77169545
I left this thread up. watching the wire cause I never seen it before
>>77170271
wallace dies
>>77170287
on season 3. now I have to block all your posts in case you wanna spoil more
>>77170317
stringer and avon die
Since this thread is in stasis, how do we make Mass and NY red?
>>77170861
make manhatten it's own state and call NY state New Amsterdam. I follow the facebook group lol. our state would be something like a purple state that leans conservative. (ohio)
and fuck the safe act and fuck cuomo
>>77170861
I'll move the day this state becomes red
Jingoist republicans are poison
>>77171236
t. guy who learned that word in 10th grade last year
>>77172864
mine has lineups (:
>>77171236
Go fuck yourself liberal fag boy
Is there any hope for the Red Sux?
>>77171050
>implying that the Bronx, Queens and Brooklyn aren't blue
Only red in NYC is Staten Island, chief. Plus the rest of the state will go down the shitter without our money.
>>77171050
NY state would have still gone blue even without the city.
>>77172987
New Yorker here. No it won't. Maybe half of Long Island and a few counties will go Blue but the rest of the state is Red as hell (Trump was the only exception because, East NY went Blue when it normally does because the reasonable New Yorkers know he is an idiot). There is a reason why Upstate NY has a rep of being the 'Alabama of the North'.
Who /rays/ here?
>>77173046
>There is a reason why Upstate NY has a rep of being the 'Alabama of the North'.
it really doesn't outside of NYC shit sniffers. you've clearly never been to Maine.
>>77173046
Literally no one calls it that. And I'm from Long Island.
>>77173128
I'm from rochester currently but lived all over southern tier and also near syracuse. I heard that term before
>Red Sox will never get a hit again
>>77165390
What if I told you....that you can't be the Judge and Jury.
30for30. The Judge who never had a Jury.
You now remember Aaron Judge.
>>77173063
Who?
>/general/ and /redundant/ threadsare still not in here
who /stoned/ here
>>77173382
Here
>and there, sometimes
Good evening, 4chan pals! May I ask why there is another Yankees vs Red Sox game? I saw Yankees won 3-0 this afternoon... :o