/f1/ - BRITISH GRAND PRIX RACE THREAD 3

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First for HWL

RBR DID A GOOD PITSTOP

Alonso

RAIN IN _

BINLAND BULLIED

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racists btfo

first for lewis technical failure

WHEN RAIN

>>77155707
>>77155707
>>77155707
REAL THREAD
>>77155707
>>77155707
>>77155707

ALONSO


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>mclelren

box box box~

>honder

Dat red bull pitstop

ALONSO IS POWERLESS

>Honda

>no power

>The city of Mchonda

>2.1 sec

does the mere presence of bottas make people things do FAST

Fernadout Alonslow

>Dreaming of Power

Alolso

MCLEL

ALONSO DREAMS OF POWER

WAKE ME UP

Alright let's go double finn podium

>ALO

I already thought this would be the race where both McLarens finish

THE POWER OF DREAMS

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>dreams of power

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Only the rain can save this race.

Worst race of the decade?

NO POWER

nothing happening for two hours. f1 is a disgrace.

This got real boring, real fast.

>>77157334
GIVE AMX BETTER PIT STOPS REEEEEEE

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Post yfw no rain

>Gets bored of driving
>I'm out

Bye

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FUCKING HONDA

Pls let Alonso back into Ferrari

Did the voice thing just say Verstappen even thougj ricky was talking?

RIP HOnda

go steal some points from Vettel, bot lad

>VES behind BOT

what happened?

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>McLaren

RIP in peace Alonso

another McShit retires again

worse than caterham and manor

dubs and they quit f1 next year

>ALO
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>no power of dreams

BLUE FLAG I MEAN HONESTLY

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>Honda
>Dreaming of Power

>>77157427
They did fusion dance

Make Formula Kino the premier race

>>77157437
rbr pit strategy

>watching formula cuck in 2017

>BOT -1s to VET
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

>>>>>>>VTEC KICKED IN

>>77157437
Ferrary pit strategy

>>77157427
It did sound like amx, not tricky desu

I'm enjoying the race though.

>>77157427
Nah, AMX just working on his Australian accent.

>>77157402
This/Tää

>>77157423
best job ever

>>>>>>>MCLAREN

>>77157332
>Vettel
>carbabby
Nope.

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;_____________;

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>Mclaren

Dubs decide what tactics I test in PES next.

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Wake me up from this nightmare

Perez:
>rather crash than let Ocon through
>let Ricky Ardo pass like there's blue flags
HIS TIME

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Activate it.

>favorite team is sauber
>favorite engine supplier is honda

HA HA next year's gonna double suck

is there any chance for rain ???
cheeky 10 laps at least ples

Based tricky

does Alonso now have as many retirements are AMX?

WTF on screen graphic says Buttass is on soft tyres?

>>77157466
Then why were they showing ricky on cam?

horner always sounds like he just doesn't care

>>77157438
smug cunts had it coming for a long time

>>77157488
do you like losing?

>>77157481
memenpress

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>>77157402
I want Emilia on my podium.

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STILL I RIC

Who will be the next PU supplier for McLaren?

>>77157477
>his smile and optimism, gone

>>77157481
9-1-1

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So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
what's done is done, it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending

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RAIN ALREADY PLEASE

If it rains during this race, I will name my first daughter Lewlew. Please, Satan...

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Do ya miss me, /sp/?

bullied

B O R I N G R A C E
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Who /dyingofboredom/ here?

>>77157507
i do. it fits me.

this race needs two things:
safety car now and rain 5 laps to go

>>77157481
7 Hamiltons forward

remember when ferrari was fast?

For me, it's Hulkenberg

>mclaren renault

>>77157481
3-4-3

>>77157514
do you think she's into anal?

>>77157481
WM modulo

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You mad pinkies?

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>>77157477

rain please

plz David
be quiet
stop shouting

This is like Canada all over again

>be alonso
>get two championship titles in the bag early on
>rest of your career is pure suffering

>>77157526
Alonso should leave for LeMans and Indy

How many RIC passes is that now? About 16?

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>>77157517

>Rickster single handedly having more overtakes than the rest of the grid combined.

>>77157498
Because Ricky was busy battling the FI. Max probably had someone being bluefleg'd in front of him

FEDERER MATCH STARTED

bottas shouldnt have pitted he would have been 3rd at worst driving with same tire entire race

>the bully chad is charging

>gets onto gravel at restart like a retard
>DotD

>>77157481
pol tictacs

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>RIC powering through FI and Haas

If he doesn't get DOTD, I'll riot

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SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

>>77157481
The Russian Torpedo

>>77157481
Peps magical 0-5-5

>Croft getting excited about a front running car overtaking running chicanes

I'll boat for Tricky Ricky

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bully saves the day

>>77157481
5-5-0

>>77157547
yes

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Kimi quicker than Vettel
GIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>77157481
full Bielsa

3-3-3-2 with sweeper keeper doubling as centre back

>>77157488
How could your favourite team ever be Sauber? They are one of the most bland teams in F1.

>>77157541
Remember when F1 was good?

ITT: ADHD negros who need memes to enjoy sport

If you said boring in any of these threads you are autistc, confirmed.

how is verstappen falling behind both vettel and bottas by so much

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STILL I RIC(E)

>>77157526
TUMBLING DOWN

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>>77157551
With an A77 like that? Sure thing.

>>77157537
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hungary will be the fucking mother of boring races because absolutely 0 overtake zones and 2017 cars

>>77157563
>few points away from being a 5x WDC

>>77157613
French engine

>>77157613
red bulls superior strategy

>>77157481
5-3-2

>>77157618
Lel, that's Maxxyboii

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>>77157541
I do remember the Schumacher/Brawn/Todt/Byrne era, yes

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>>77157607
In b4 "Kimi, Sebastian is faster than you"

>>77157613
he sucks

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>>77157475
>Vetlel
>The ability to fight cars of equal performance

>>77157613
He probably just wants to finish

>>77157537
Posting here is way more interesting

TYREKILLER

>>77157633
>one signature away from being a 7x WDC

>>77157612
B o r i n g

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>>77157618
wrong photo, gross

>WEH
>3 stops

da fuck

Did Bully's toe jam kill Brundle?

>>77157612
ciucciami le palle coglione

>>77157631
Literally the best track in the whole entire calendar

>>77157613
not as good as them obviously

>>77157618
>bahama pleb posting max instead of ricky

>>77157540
>they go on a massive counter attack after a turnover
>suddenly they all brake and bump into each other and fall down

>>77157424
>Pls let Alonso back into Ferrari

he's a washout. when he was with ferrari he caused splits insidetheteam. not one of the engineersactuallylikedhim. one of them said fernando always praised the car for being the best ever at the startof the season. every car from 2010 to 2014 was specifically designed for him and his driving style. but despite having the full backing of the team, he just went "man i wish i had a red bull" at the middle of the season and started trashing the engineers for doing "a bad job".
fernando is a bit of a shitter. he got both of his championship under flavio "man of many cheats" briatore. his teammate was fired for not listening to team orders and being on-pace with alonso. every time there is a driver of any caliber withing the team, he gets BTFO'd.

never 5get '07

>>77157633
>in cars that aren't the best in the field

What is Haas' plan here?

BLISTERED TYRES

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for me it's danny boy

GIMI "ISSUE" IN 5 MINS

>>77157481
1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1

Pretty shit race desu

HAMILTON HAVING TYRE PROBLEMS

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>>77157481
Already said in last thread lad

>>77157657
>>77157665
toothpaste too slow to see my fix
just like max

>>77157660
torna a casa

>>77157668
>2007
What a meme season

>>77157613
He's AMD

>>77157663
only track where kovalainen won :D

I'm bored. Post something nice please.

GIMI #1
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1

>>77157674
>not hulkengoat

>>77157613
they're faster

>>77157541
Aye last month wasn't long ago.
Got Alzheimers?

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Why is Hamilton so quick at this circuit?

wtf MAG

got cucked by 4 cars.

did he pit?

>>77157678
pls no

>>77157613
His package is inferior

Car/engine too

>>77157613
Because you can't block from behind

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Race is boring.

What are some top tier porn stars to fap to?

only rain can save this race

>buttass too slow to catch up with Ferrari

Reeeeeeee

>"not satisfied with kimis performance"
>be kimi
>want to please sergio-senpai
>be second
>"vettel is faster than you let him pass"
>ok senpai
>ree kimi why are you third LOSER

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>McLaren will never be good again

most boring race ever

>>77157481
6 full backs 1 CB 1 MF 2 ST

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Yes

>>77157668
He should just go to indy or something 2bh.

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>>77157694

>>77157678
ALRIGHT KIMI WINDOWS IS NOT RESPONDING WE NEED YOU TO PULL OVER AND PRESS CTRL ALT DEL

>>77157668
too much salt in your pasta, be more careful with the measurements next time

>>77157612
Then how come Le Mans 24hours was more exciting than this?

>>77157707
LIFT ME UP

what the fuck are those the cars from Cars??

>>77157693
See? It favors our Mongolian brothers it was engineered for them Kimi-Bottas 1-2 confirmed.

that cars 3 garage is fucking depressing

>>77157618
>>77157657
Lel literal blind fanboy

>>77157713
Your mom

>>77157707
mercedes has a better front wing and works better with cold tyres

>>77157713
Tarra White. Filth.

>>77157713
Bruna Butterfly

>>77157668
2005 and 2014 still hurt?

>>77157686
>can't even do it right in the first place

Who's objectively the best driver in F1 at the moment?

>>77157672
THERE'S MILK IN MY TEA

PLEASE WATCH CARS 3

im watching sky for the first time, who is the clown commentating with di resta?
all he says is either wrong, hamilton related or irrelevant to the race

>>77157713
Juliana Wetmore

>>77157754
Joe Lee and Palmer

>>77157740
they have honda engines

>>77157754
Palmer

>>77157730
>You now realize that his gf is a 9/10 while your gf is ugly or non-existent

B O R I N G
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>>77157754
GIMI

>I don't think those cars can turn right
top bantz

>>77157713
Mistress T

is this the most boring race of the season?

holy shit even Austria was more fun.

>>77157754
I hate to admit it but it seems that Ricciardo is

>McQueen garage has Hockenheim forecast or whatever

Silverstone&England cucked

>>77157713
Adria Rae.

>>77157754
Max verstappen or stroll

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>>77157723
there will never be mclaren - ferrari battle again

HOLY FUCK THIS IS BORING

>>77157758
wtf is that flag

>>77157771
not ugly is she then

>>77157730
>BLOCKS YOUR PATH (ps youre teamates)

what do ?

>>77157713
Bella Bellz

>>77157668
alonslow is indeed a legit cunt

everything he touches turns into shit

>k-keep britbong gp, b-because it's an i-important track, b-belive me.

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>mfw valteri torpedos seb

>>77157753
Joe Lee and Palmer.

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Done my part.

>>77157792
torpedo them

What other race of the year was as boring as this one?

>>77157707

It's probably is favorite track.

>>77157777
Quads confirm, shit race

>I don't see any Sainz

fuckign Croft, he retired on lap 1

>>77157754
GIMI :DDDDDDD

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What do you think Chloe Stroll is doing right... NOW?

>>77157708
Yes

>>77157754
Unironically RIC

>>77157811
Monaco

>>77157798
Pls go to Brands Hatch

>>77157754
Hamilton when he's not sulking

>>77157811
Russia.

why did mclaren take honda shit rice engine? asian trash

>>77157754
Massa, if they all had Mercedes cars.

>>77157713
Harlow Harrison
Indigo Augutine

>>77157691
What a glorious season for us Ferrari fans

>GIMI RKO'd out of nowhere

Hulk and Ricky will have a fight at the end

>>77157668
Autistic Finnish Vettel fan doing some desperate damage control

>>77157811
Monaco

>>77157754
ricciardo
>>77157778
BASED

>11 more laps of this snoozefest

>Crofty shilling hard against team-orders again
Team orders are bad goy unless the nigger profits from them.

t. Crofy affirmative action c uck

>>77157785
I miss it so much

>>77157790
Finlan bls

>>77157777
Have you forgotten Russia?

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I regret nothing

GIVE YOUR STRENGTH TO BUTTASS

\O/

>>77157713
Natalie Mars

>>77157811
Austria, Monaco.

>Sky keeps pushing "Ferrari needs to swap places" so they'll have something to blame on Ferrari for the next two weeks

Double
Finn
Podium

>>77157811
Monza will be

>>77157820
snapping a chat with me

>>77157713
Sarina valentina

>>77157825
You're right, I forgot all about that race

>Hamilton wins lol

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f1.com/vote

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Only rain can save this boring race

>>77157820
flicking the bean

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>>77157754

>>77157481
Ok no dubs yet. Just make a benis shape :DDD

>>77157713
Anny Aurora. I fucked her earlier this year when she was on an escort tour in Australia. She has a nice down under

AMX DED

>the absolute state of this '''''''''''''sport'''''''''''

>>77157875
You and me brother

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>>77157888
kek

Would VET and RAI pit again?

Just tuning in, can someone me a quick update on why Hamilton is 12+ seconds ahead of everyone right now? What happened?

DIGITS AND MAX DNF
TRIPS AND HAMILTON DNF

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>>77157754
Alonso

He just doesn't have a functioning car

>>77157864
They keep saying it so when it happens (and it probably will) they'll go all Nostradamus Ha! We told you so, ferrari cheats!

>>77157781
>flag
opinion discarded

>>77157884
There won't be any.

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>>77157754

>>77157857
Won le mans

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>>77157888
Cup is in the bag I reckon boys

Dubs for VET BOT collision

>>77157905
so what do singles do

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>>77157795
didnt he win 2 championships with a frog car?

I am a fool for not going back to medieval fair. Watching horses and jousting would have been far more exciting than this.

PLS BOTASS, TAKE ON VETTEE

>>77157888
You got it senpai.

>>77157910
>flag
No real country

Topzozzle

>britbongs literally hating Vettee's guts

Digits and Bottas passes Vettel for 2 fins on the podium

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>>77157820

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>42s behind his teammate

>>77157713
Sarina Valentina

BOTTAS LEGGO PLS

>inb4 Vettel bullies the fuck out of bottas

>>77157713
Professional porn is pleb. Amateur/homemade is patrician.

give valteri your power

Why is VET allowed to push people off the track?

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>>77157754

>THE STATE OF VETTEL

EXPOSED

>mfw Seb will be too scared to try and block BO77AS and just has to let him past like a good little cuck

>boatass

I miss Baku

GOA77AS incoming

>Bottas trying to do an Amx

>>77157713
Bailey Jay

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BO77AS GOING FOR A77

give boddass your power :DD

>complaining about max being too agressive
>is being the same against Bottas
What did Vettee mean by this

>>77157938
wow dood you got me XDddD

Based vertel telling botas to fuck himself

Vettee gonna ruin his car and lose 25 points to Ham.

Calling it now.

VETTEL USES SMOKE BOMB!

what a turd of a race. [spoiler]HONESTLY.[/spoiler]

BINLAND LOSES

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>>77157713
N A T A L I E
A
T
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I want the T cam back

EZ PZ

GG NO RE