/cyc/ /tdf/ Tour de France - Stage 15

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>using pedals

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Hello /TdF/. Look what I've found.

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Why doesn't Sam Bennett haka before the stages?

Morning la

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sixth for Astana killing each other
MV: Did he (Fabio Aru) lose the jersey or what? Reporter: Chris Froome has it now.
MV: Ah good.
https://twitter.com/killeroc/status/886374310746763265

No Cataldo, no Fulsgang, Zeits and other kazakhs being useless. It's over for Aru.

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>>77153974
lyl

>>77153974
wuuuuut

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>>77153974
top lel

I can see AG2R doing something today if they think Aru looked weak yesterday

>>77153974
the video is even worse than the text.

>>77153906
C'est quoi ? C'est rare ?

Hello my friends

>>77153974
wtf I love denmark now

>>77153974
he may be saying that because they don't want to control the race

Waiting for a breakaway between Meintjes, Contador, Quintana and Landa

>>77153974
wtf I hate AROO now

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>>77154110
Ça coûte 40 balles apparemment, je pense pas que ce soit très rare. Trois bouquins sur l'histoire du Tour de France de 1903 à 2003. Rétrospective complète, tous les résultats et anecdotes. Une merveille.

Lars Bak was once bitten by a snake

After 3 days of agonizing pain the snake finally died

>>77154168
Ok, ça a l'air sympa, je pense que je le prendrai, j'ai envie de voir des images des vieux tours

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>>77154211
Tu ne vas pas être déçu.

I love you /tdf/

Alaphilippe should be back for the Vuelta

I'm ready

>>77154307
y-you too

>non-French will never see drone's images of Puy-en-Velay

SAD!

>>77154238
looks fucking awesome

It's a big break.

why is the thread so dead

>>77154460
Everybody still hungover from going out yesterday.

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>>77154440
Isn't it? Le Tour was top comfy back in time

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>mfw Sky team helmets are yellow

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So today the Tour is arriving in my region. Le Puy is only 1h30 away from here but I don't have enough friends who like cycling to go there be a spectator, if it was a football or a rugby game we would already have the tickets since many weeks

>>77154513
>Hover handing
I bet he really really really really likes little girls

>>77154543
just go you homo

>>77154543
>I don't have enough friends who like cycling to go there be a spectator, if it was a football or a rugby game we would already have the tickets since many weeks
But Anon, Le Tour is different. It's completely free and you can meet a lot of people.

>>77154543
Why do you need friends to go? I've been to the tour down under multiple stages on my own and had a good time every time.

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>>77154513
look on this pic and despair foreigners

>>77154543
>friends
how do you get groceries?

>>77154558
>>77154562
>>77154569
I don't feel like going there alone. I always go to the events with my friends and I would feel too alone :/

>>77154569
Tour de France's roadsides have a no singles policy.

>>77154591
>normie issues

>>77154591
it's a nice change to do something on your own sometimes. You'll blossom into the man you always wanted to be.

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>>77154591
Go there and greentext the road, this is an order, I'm tired of asking now. Do it faggot.
Now you have a task it's as if you're not alone.

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>it's another day of aru follows froome's wheel episode

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>>77154591
>pussy ass french faggot normie

Q'uel surprisemont

>>77154591
We'll be with you in spirit, and you will be a /TdF/ legend

>>77154660
>follows
lelno

Comfy village

>>77154621
I go fishing alone most of times, it's just that I see the Tour as a big event and every spectators go there with their family or friends and I would feel too alone
>>77154671
I'm unemployed and no girlfriend

>>77154678
well I'll check the way they're going to take and if it's possible for me to be there on time

my country is so beautiful

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>mfw i feel to weird and shy to go and watch Tour of Denmark sprint

What the hell do people do for jobs in these small villages? Are they all farm hands?

>>77154719
Write:

ROLF ER REN

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>Pelaton is strung out into one big long line

>>77154721
for now

>>77154730
they are for a lot of them and the other ones work in towns nearby

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>Saint Geniez d'Olt et d'Aubrac

most french name

>>77154727
They usually pass by my uncle's farm so some years we go there and put a sign up on a hay bale and watch them come by.

>>77154746
So, main towns not far away.

based barguil

I lanaged to motivate a friend to go with me, taking a shower and I'll try to be on the side of the road at time

>>77154806
take a sign with >Pinot or something wrote on it

>>77154804
He'll exhaust himself.

>>77154814
>frenchman winning the TdF

>Eurosport commentators saying they're going to a break whilst actual things are happening
>Some shitty top 5 clips start playing
Why can't Sporza start airing from the start instead

>>77154834
allez romain :D

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>>77154730
The communist French system subsidises farming and agriculture with ludicrous amounts of cash

Rural communities can become millionaires simply by making smelly cheese

>>77154834
>Armstrong did nothing wrong

Hey guys, today´s stage is Le Etape?

how this work? they can ride with the atletes?

>>77154783
i'm over here in the city but i would like to see that frederiksberg stage. now this year i think they are going reverse for some reason so there will be start here and finish in jylland.

>>77154847
That must be why they all kill themselves

>>77154814
I got a caordboard but I don't have any big marker, I would have wrote /Tdf/ or >using pedals

>>77154837
this x1000

Depart on Canvas and switch over to een at ~14h

>>77154869
That's too bad, really

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>>77154806
Don't forget to pack your memes

>>77154847
>le angry briton

>>77154837
based rtbf is where it's at Kees

Based Contador saving us from boring boring Sky even though he's not that fit. GOAT

C O N T A D O R

Stupid Barguil.

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CONTADOR

WRECKING SHIT UP

Benoot in this stage's pussy

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>cars overtaking riders on narrow roads

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>>77155011

>being a shit teammate

Tim Wellens abandoned

>mfw le Etape is on veeeeeeery north closed to italy

>they do far away of real competition on purpose

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>160k to go
this is going to be brutal

>>77154857
I live in Copenhagen too, but somehow never seen the finish in Frederiksberg. The hills of Vestsjælland just make for better racing I guess.

>>77155079
will they ever learn?

>>77155079
they are a shambles, but then most of these 'teams' are

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/movistar-are-burning-out-quintana-father-claims/

>>77155088
fucking finally

There is no way a sprinter wins this stage right? What did contador do?

>>77155142
>contador
attacked and got reeled in

>>77155121
it's pretty comfy watching the circuit from Valby Bakke or something. I recommend it. But like the other Danish anon said, they finish in Aarhus this year.

>>77155181
yes i told myself i would go and then it's aarhus. It' because they are the EUSSR sportstown of the year or something.

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>>77155088
Should've taken the performance enhancing hayfever drugs 2bh

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In 4 words or less explain to me what's gone on so far in this stage, I forgot it started earlier today and missed it.

>>77155444
Barguil takes mountain points

Is this going to b a sprinters stage?

>>77155444
Bike-sale; no pedals

>>77155270
yeah. I just saw that they actually pass by my parents house on the first stage. It's a really shitty narrow road, so I might go see that.

>>77155011
>shimano car effectively ending his career

F

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Why are some of the climbs uncategorised?

Are the Frenchmen just too lazy to measure them all?

>>77155536
stage 2 is the Chateau stage

>>77155704

not enough horses to measure them

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>>77155136
>implying he doesn't have them lined up right where he wants them and is going to attack in the alps

these rolling fields and rocky outcrops are pretty comfy

>>77155714
what?

>>77155136
Sunweb is not like that. I saw a documentary when Kittel was with them (then Argo Shimano), and they seem to be different and very laid back. It was a team of different cultures that made fun together and got epic results even now. There are teams in this tour that blow a whistle if someone is speaking their own language instead of English. I'm not shitting you. That alone irritates the shit out of riders. Why would you give a shit about your team? Can you imagine that you are not allowed to speak English but must speak French at all times? Fuck that. Quintana's father is right. Movistar is treating him like a robot. A cycling contract that must get results. He will get a lot of money out of this tho.

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>mfw cows are literally walking beefburgers

Ok time to go, wish me luck guys I hope i'll be there on time and find a good place

watching el tour de los france while cleaning los apartment is hella comfortablé amigos

>>77155818
They pass 9 chateaus on fyn

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>>77155957
Here's a Laura for good fortune.

>>77155957
good luck ami

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>>77155957

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LAURA ALERT
Navarro said it had been hard for the break aways so far but they would keep trying. He is in the break so he didn't lie to Laura. Laura obviously motivated him.

>>77156027
Every day

The polka dot jersey has always been special

>>77156109
It's the french yellow

>>77156027
The only shitposter here is the french /pol/yp

>>77155973
oh cool, didn't know that. It could be a good race this year

>tomorrow is rest day
w-what are we supposed to do?

>>77156180
Yes they beefed up the vejle stage a bit last year.
It's only a matter of time before it becomes a GT.

>>77156178
THAT guy. haha

>>77156352
tbqhwy, a Tour of Scandinavia would be cool as fuck.

any chances of crosswinds today?

>>77156303
idk.. n-normie stuff?

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How was your morning ride lads?

I arrived in the kingdom of the mountain jew yesterday and decided to "treat" myself to to a miniature purito stage. I knew the steep climbs would be unpleasant but I thought itll be okay since its only 50km. I fucking died, and the descents were stressful as fuck too because steep and narrow roads with realistic chances of tractors behind every turn. My average speed is just fucking tragic 2bh. At least the views were comfy.

>>77156303
>>77156412
Watching cycling documentaries.

>>77156380
The norwegian tours are pretty nice and comfy.

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How much will Landa help Froome today?

That waterfall looks pretty comfy

>>77156178
hello newfriend

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>>77156446
Good work lad

50km with climbs is a decent days ride

>le pont des nègres
kek

Heli cam is the mvp of this stage so far

>>77156303
Read books and listen to choons

>>77156585
zut j'ai raté

>>77156446
105 km gravel ride. Bretty good.

>>77156446
That's pretty hardcore desu. Do you not ride your own stage over and over again? So you can fight your own ghost?

John Kerry is riding with Cannondale.

>>77156446
>max speed: 93.6
This is in km/h right? Fucking hell, I start to panic after I hit 70km/h

CHUTE DE CAVENDISH

>>77156446

Nice ride. I might go later after the tennis

>>77156644
They didn't spent a lot of time on it as you can imagine

>>77156303
finally do some work for Uni hopefully

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>>77156446
>Max Speed
>93.6

wew

This is it, the day where we finally get a 20 man break that beats the peloton.

I'm happy

>>77156446
Fabian pls

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>>77156446
no ride today but i did this yesterday

Lads, LADS... it's finally Pinot time

>>77156106
(you)

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SUDDENLY

JOHN KERRY

>>77156446
>506 watt output

lol what's your stack fraud? deca/tren?

>>77156809
This is bretty cool. You do this often?

>>77156809
>more than 1kw output
>amateur
>froome gets flagged for ~460w as a pro

mfw

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what would this kind of profile be called in the tour?

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--cuties general--
https://www.instagram.com/podiumgirlscycling/
https://www.instagram.com/letour_hotesses/
https://www.instagram.com/prixantargaz/
--Yellow jersey cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/jessica_mll/
https://www.instagram.com/mariealexie13/
https://www.instagram.com/laurence_galon/
--Green jersey cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/mcarmen29/
https://www.instagram.com/calymecha/
--Climber cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/melaniecrg/
https://www.instagram.com/marierachelcastel/
https://www.instagram.com/sabrinadutranois/
https://www.instagram.com/cariiis/
--Attacking rider cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/lizouute/
https://www.instagram.com/oceanepagenotoff/
https://www.instagram.com/prysc_cm/
--Youth jersey cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/nounhette/
https://www.instagram.com/maria_rose_lfn/
https://www.instagram.com/sev_gonnet/
--Stage winner cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/andreavannier/
https://www.instagram.com/estellevgn/

>>77156999
That 1kw output was probably a short burst of mere seconds.

>>77157031

Could be a decent time trial stage

>>77157043
That's kinda creepy

>>77156825
the polka dot girls are aloof from the common herd, a breed apart, elite

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hol up esse, chou're not gonna drop me at you?

>>77157031

Rest day

>>77156999
>I don't know how power works
>>77156946
what does this even mean
>>77157031
basically flat by their standards, maybe slightly hilly

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>>77156673
>>77156766
That was a nice long straight at -9%ish, I was just coasting and getting aero and had no idea I was going that fast which caught me out a bit when i reached the next hairpin. Luckily nothing bad happened lel, but certainly a lesson learned from that one.

>Camelkowski

>>77156446
>>77156809
>>77157031
I want to see the time, not the meme watts.

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Impressive

>>77157155
>>77157210
ahahah

>>77156957
sometimes, it was a groupride with some team mates

>>77156999
>>77157076
yeah the max was for one second, even max 5 second average was below 1k

>>77157210
>I used to be the world champion you know

I hope they pay you good Michal

I used to have a route called
Liege-Hareskov-Liege

>>77157308
no doubt on this

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>>77157158
I was watching a MTB race in the middle, which might have messed up some numbers

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>>77156809
>Avg Speed
>29.1

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>>77153974
Michael Valgren @MichaelValgren 19h19 hours ago
Sorry if people misunderstood my post race interview. Sad to loose the jersey but don't think it is bad for us.

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>>77156903
>Skoda earings

>>77157119
kek

So what is happening? How is sky doing?

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>>77157425

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>>77157467
haha. i didn't notice that.
I wonder if she has Skoda panties..

>>77157210
THICC

thats a big breakaway group

>>77157417
>caring about average speed on an easy group ride

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>>77157425
I hope Aru leaves and then they sign Kristoff and Morkov so it can be a fully Danish team.

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>>77157630

>>77157340
AWESOME
But again i ride the same route and clock my time. I'm maybe old school. But i do this for years. Screaming on my bike, and die a thousands deaths. I should get Strava.

>>77157651
>Kristoff
>Danish
?

>>77157651
>Morkov
>Danish
ashigidigy

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>Spending your best years as a camel

>>77156946
>>77156999
what is average/sustained vs max/burst?

>>77157721
We need a pure nordic team tho

>>77157755
nice

What's happening in the race so far?

>>77157721
Norway should be part of Denmark.

M. Matthews, hmmm???
I think if he was from Sky people would be screaming.

>>77157794
Or rather the opposite, dannebrog manlet

>>77157651
Juan...?

>>77157764
>pls have one swede

>>77157755
OC?

>>77157748
It's not a slavic name. sorry zlatko

>>77157848
Are there even any good swedes?

What would the nordic team look like?

>>77157091
Where are you mate?

>>77157919
Do Swedes have the cycling culture?

>>77157845
&only

ps it's him, yes.

WASH YOUR HAIR AAAAAAAAA

>>77157826
Your ruled by the house of Glücksburg.
>>77157845
this was the stage were Tony almost got it.

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>>77157919
pic related
>>77157958
yes, not competitive tho.

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rate my comfy food

>>77157919

Muhammad Salman & Ali Jafaya are 2 super promising young guys

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This chick is seething
...................

Jane_Holst @Jane_Holst 7h7 hours ago

Why would anybody have @MichaelValgren in their team? Happy to lose & throws his team leader under the bus - he doesn't know what a team is.

Jane_Holst @Jane_Holst 4h4 hours ago

The worst 'TEAM' in cycling? @AstanaTeam - They are happy when Aru loses & Sky take the jersey! What a joke, do they even have a director?

>>77158064
>swedes

>>77158089
A woman can never truly understand sport

>>77158007
>FDJ

>>77157919
Only the swedepro is Tobias Ludvigsson

>>77158064
kek

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>>77158029
Uma delicia

>>77158007
They broadcast the tour every year in Sweden? And people are watching it? Like Belgium, France, Denmark, 5pa1n, Italy Portugal. It's part of the culture. How many riders dope, the tour goes on.

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>>77157787
Nothing m8

Get back to work

>>77157320
There's a short Strava segment near here through a forest that some joker named Arenberg.

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how do danish people get into hill cycling? literally no hills in denmark.

>>77158258
Live on eurosport, meme following and little media exposure. Yet everyone in the cities are cycling.

Well it's pretty much a done deal that Kristoff moves from Katusha and will want to take Morkov with him. Katusha didn't take Morkov to the tour even though Kristoff had expected him to be his lead-out man.

>>77157850
yes

>>77158355
>tfw too intelligent for hills

TURN OFF YOUR PHONE REEEEE

>>77158371
>2nd highest pro cycling team budget
>do fuck all

how

>>77158355
I'm from the same area as Michael Rasmussen and there are some crazy steep climbs around there. Only problem is they are maybe 200-300 meters long.

>>77158416
Well done then, saved

>>77158355
Both Rasmussen and Fuglsang rode MTB. But your bodyshape is the biggst factor.

>>77158364
>and little media exposure.
Goddammit.
If the public broadcaster have the rights they can make /comfy/ programs in the summer.

absolute drama in f1 lads

>>77158519
We got top comfy commentators on eurosport at least.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAvnsN3pTlk

>feel when can't watch f1 because no canal+

>>77158447
They aren't developing much other than the russian. They sign riders when they are already established/stars so it gets Expensive.
They doesn't seem to have good management.

WE WUZ MAQUISARDS

>>77158519

We were lucky in norway to have hushovd/Kurt arvesen who did well. Without them the people would not care here either

>>77158733
Elaborate please

>>77158754
I heard Vacchi is a legend?

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>>77158754
>>77158802

>>77158847
Vacchi got me into cycling desu.

>>77158847

Vacchi is god

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>>77158800

>>77158810
F1s house nigger needing gigantic luck to gain points on VetGOD while teaniggers cheer that an african is winning their GP under their flag.
Pretty much.

>Pinot

>>77158993
>I'm not mad at all!

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Chris Boardman Retweeted
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Only just realised you can sing 'Fabio Aru, where are you?' to the tune of the Scooby-Doo theme.
........
holy fuck Aru is getting bullied out of the peleton by everybody

>>77158802
Halvorsen & Stake Laengen are the future for North Denmark cycling

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cant't wait "Vélo Club" to see Marion Rousse

>green jersey
>not owned by Kittel

>>77159185
shes a lot less attractive in motion

>>77157544
I wonder if she even wearing panties

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>>77159020
Aru you kidding me

need pirelli tyres in cycling to spice up the racing

>>77159185
You kidding me, man? Look at that jaw and teeth. eeewwww

>>77159303
Probably not.

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The score is six apiece. There can only be one.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13424280
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13424280

>>77159185
not her best outfit

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>>77159327

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>>77159368
M U L T I H A T E always and forever

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post youre bikes

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>>77159562

Will aru attack on the final climb to shut all these haters up? Surely someone will attack hard since tomorrow is a rest day.

>>77159427
I'm with you lad. Jewess is normie as fuck who's probably taken literal miles of cock whoring herself out to holidaymakers. When the tour's on, she'll want to go to the beach. Multihate has depth, will give you her virginity and never leave you. When the cycling's on, she might not watch it but she will cuddle up to you while shitposting on /r9k/ and literally hating every other man she encounters online and IRL. Occasionally, as she's resting her head on your lap, she will look up and say "I love you anon. I am so lucky I got to meet a guy who's nothing like all those other arseholes. Am I OK to give you a blowjob or are you too into the cycling?"

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>>77159748
U rang?

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>>77159562
took this today

my butthole is a little sore from taking a poo

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>>77159836
>tfw you'll never be swiss

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>>77159836
lel what the fuck is that thing in the middle doing. Paint being a shit.

>>77159902
feels awful mang

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muh commuter in China

>>77159907
What's the traffic like on a road like that? Like how many motor vehicles will you see per minute?

>>77159806
Oh lord, need more Multihate fanfic.

>>77159748
Sources close to me have told me Quintana WILL attack

>>77160046
that "like" was pretty unnecessary.

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>>77159562
This isn't my bike, mine has campag centaur goup and bora wheels, but same model and year.

Just arrived. Comfy stage so far? What were the happenings?

>>77160046
about 0.1 per minute, only the main roads are busy. I saw a lot more cyclists on these rural roads than I saw motor vehicles. The main roads are a bit busy, tons of motorcycles today on the twisties.

How many km left?

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>>77159748
attacking froome is against the rules m9

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I'm thinking about buying this.
I'm to fat for a race bike right now.

>>77160187
79, are you watching?

>>77160171
>What were the happenings?
They are all too comfy for any happenings

>>77160205
kek, just noticed Froomes face when that happened.

>>77160246
>too fat
>treck

Good choice actually.

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>>77159983
muh commuter in S. Korea

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>>77159562

This region is top comfy.

>>77160290
based S.Korea bro

China is a fucking shithole. I love Koreans and Japs but Chinks are trash

>>77160205
WOW so cheeky, he so smart...
Srsly this is pathetic, and unacceptable behavior

>>77160377
Your country is comfy

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>>77159562

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>>77159562
posted an older photo of this in a previous thread as well. Swapped the wheels, saddle and handlebars since.

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>>77160297

This fucking Federer guy. Is he the Lance of tennis?

>>77160290
>>77160290
also
>commuting on an Orbea

also what are those fenders called again? I almost bought them for my bike then never got around to it.

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>>77160487
A lot of nice places I guess, but some regions are really above the rest.

>>77160512
How much would that cost?

>>77160444
They have awesome cycling infrastructure there. You can ride from Seoul to Busan exclusively on cycling roads.

>>77160530
Crud road racer MK2

>>77160512
sexy bike anon

>>77160246
>to fat for a race bike
No such thing mate unless you're literally approaching "can't walk under own power" stage.

>>77160112
In written form, perhaps. Although in spoken form, it would sound robotic and autistic if I asked two questions without a bridge. I think. I know a linguist, I'll ask her if she's about.

>>77160177
I am green with envy. Calm roads are basically non existent in the UK unless you're in deepest darkest nowhere and even then, you get the occasional knobhead driver forcing you into a hedgerow.

>go for breakfast
>come back
>over 7'00"
What

>>77160537
Compare that to my swamp.

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>>77159562

>>77160553
>They have awesome cycling infrastructure there. You can ride from Seoul to Busan exclusively on cycling roads.
That's good to know. Is there the same thing in Japan? I'll have to move to Asia for my work in a few months.

>>77160537
France is really one of my favorite countries on earth. I was so suprised to see the large diversity in climates and scenery, really comfy and epic place.

>>77160548
about €4k

>>77160524
delete this

>>77160537
NE Lille Area didn't make it huh

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>>77160565
and even then....

>>77160611
WOW!
That is some serious hobby.

>>77160512
Plan on getting this when they finally sell in America. What are your thoughts on the bike?

>>77160553
wow Busan to Seoul...tfw usa will always be backwards as fuck and they'll never even make bike-exclusive roads around this part of Michigan

China was so shit. I'm going back to Europe to study now, but I hope to eventually move to Japan or Korea after that. China was shit, but overall I would like to still be in Asia, Japan was god's country