/heem/- Gooby Hairstyle Edition

>>77153601
real high def OP m8

HARD WORK

AYO /HEEM/ FORM VOLTRON

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>>77153670

FORM VOLTRON

YEAHHHHH


YEAHHHH

I can't make sense of this! Where is Schaub!? We need his take!

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>>77153800
Form Voltron is a legit strategy, the only one capable of taking down a superstar like Conor McGregor.

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HARDY WORK!!!

>>77153670
>>77153682
what was heems initials reaction to 'voltron' when it happened live? was not here desu

how tall is Tyron? I feel like I could BLEACH him desu

>>77153902
he could be 4'11 no the fuck you couldn't

>>77153942

buddy i'm the most well rounded fighter on /heem/

>>77153964
you could be the most well rounded fighter in belator, no the fuck you couldn't

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best hair

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bless

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Who would win in a trash talk between Gordon Ramsay and Conor mcgregor?

I think this would be the best match up of all time.

>>77154023
>i aint no weasel chef

https://youtu.be/0KUquhXdbbE
https://youtu.be/0KUquhXdbbE

>>77154023
another important hypothetical:

>mayweather's two juiceheads bodyguards vs mcgregor

>>77153980
2 keks

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*heems you violently*

nothing personnel kid

>>77154023
I think Gordon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV3_UHG73oQ

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any br's on?

>>77154115
To be honest we've only seen him up against subservient people who just take the abuse like a masochist would.

Whenever someone says anything back he chokes pretty embarrassingly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KUquhXdbbE

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>>77154100
WHERE YOU GOING BOY

anyone got webms from the last bellator? i read they stopped the fight due to excessive bleeding.

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>>77154149

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>>77154144
good pic, save it.
rate my

>>77154180
A+ filter use

Whose excited for Gokhan Saki vs Henrique de Silva ?

Any theories as to why the biggest fights in recent years across all combat sports have been lightweights or below, when traditionally the only fights people care about are heavyweights?

>>77154195
ok. drop more pics here later

>>77154210
>traditionally the only fights people care about are heavyweights?

not really true at all

>>77154210
memes

>>77154209
Right here brother. Saki is ma boi

>>77154210
UFC heavyweight division is terrible these days

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>>77154149

>>77154436
Sad fedor.

>>77154453
can you shop Johnson onto a bicycle? it kind of looks like hes pedalling

>>77154436
feydor is so sad on this pic.

>>77153682
Holy shit, this man is a fucking werewolf

Please make Khabib vs Tony happen

>>77153867
>what was heems initials reaction to 'voltron' when it happened live?
Cringe

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>>77153682
>even when he's nearly knocked out Tony still meme rolls
WHEREVER I AM I MUST ALSO ROLL

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>>77154502
>>77154469

he always looks kinda sad imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

https://youtu.be/8PL1BC1s8CQ

>Wimbly Final
>British Grand Prix
>UFC at 5

Who a fucking day lads

>>77154594
when does fedor start

>>77154618

1 bong 30 bings lad

>>77154594
>5
I thought it was 8.

Shiiiiit must have checked the main card start time like a mong

>>77154635
well at least the race starts in 30 bings or so

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>>77154453

>>77154209
should be spicy, good for saki that they didnt give him a grappler

>you now remember Mickey Gall

Not feeling the card today honestly. I'll watch but maybe with half interest
What are some potential good fights on it?

I'm surprised Nelson is headlining too, not exactly a big name

>>77154694

This is a casual post

>>77154694
im more interested shitposting on heem than watching the actual card, press conferences pretty much sucked any attention span i had for this card

>>77154710
It's MMA discussion, answer the question if you're so informed lad

And it's not that I don't know Nelson, but him and Ponzi are the lowest key fighters to headline in a while, even for a Fight Pass card

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tfw last american standing

Shit this card being at 5 has messed my day up now.
Why did I think 8 ffs

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>>77154749
Oh man I think you'd be surprised.

>>77153601
The link to the previous thread is wrong you goof

>>77144513
lmao why is PVZ on this list?

>>77154210
Big guys are all nice and respectful now.
Manlets are angry and loud

>>77154889
still playing you're shitty league of legends games?

>>77154210
Schaub's retirement killed the heavyweight division. His return would break all records.

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>>77154902
Never played league in me loife.
And rite now I'm taking a break from paying the piper

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>>77154948
Nice boike, need to save up to get something decent to take on some dirt trails. I hope you share the road fucker!

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HARDY WORK!!!

>>77154995
its just his work bike mate look at the pedals

>>77155059
i like you Australia, has been nice the last few days seeing you trigger every here with conor's insecurities. keep it up kunt!

I need to do my picks where is picks boy

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>>77155114
pick for meh boi!

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Nelson
JoJo
Ray
Janes
Khalil
Mulherron (making picks for 2 debuts kek)

>You now remember 10-8 rounds

https://youtu.be/HM4fKU_TEjQ
This should settle the debate.

>>77154824
She'll give up her virgin ass as a distraction.

>>77155400
When Conor gets absolutely humiliated and finished will Schaub's credibility likewise be gone?

>>77155680
It's gonna be exactly like his MMA career, he'll get embarrassed and Coral Springs will spin it like it's amazing he got to be a commentator at all.

Lads I woke up late today because I got home at 4 last night, unlikely that I will be awake in 7 hours for the fites without staying up.
Ruining sleeping pattern close to semester starting is pretty stupid though
Opinions?

>>77155822
Ask if you can live with yourself if a bunch of strangers on the internet call you a casual

>>77155889
It would be rough to be honest

>>77155926
Then you know what to do.

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>>77154673
delete this
Gus wasn't running it was all game plan

lmao you can actually see the guy who snuck in as a Promoter to the MayMac presser on stream

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>>77153670
HARDOOOSH

Team goob

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Who's you're favorite woman fighter?

>>77154261
I'm diggin Bustamanch's old school chest rug

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>>77156724
also how da fook paul craig is the underdog against r3?

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>>77156724
The eternal GOAT

Yeaaaahhh

>>77154146
He won that exchange though. He was not intimidated.

>Calvillo by submission is +158

Hmmmmm.

Does Floyd always yell his antics? How did boxingfags stand him during all these years?

>>77157081
wat

>>77156062
>>77154568
He makes it look so easy. Wonder if it would be that easy to get backstage during a ppv.

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>>77154948

>>77157083
They were both yelling and going over the top. I only liked Conor's first speech at LA that everybody seemed to dislike.

>>77154568
good stuff, but shouldn't give away trade secrets like that

>>77157339

I don't care about Conor, he's been at the center of MMA for 2/3 years at best. Floyd's been around a lot longer, if he does his yeah yeah and hard work everytime he fights that would be unbearable.

>>77155059
Yeah I didn't want to go full in with clipless pedals cause I like to go to work on bike too. Don't have those gay biking clothes or helmet either

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>you will never have a woman look at you the way juicehead monkey #2 looks at juicehead monkey #1

>>77158162
pretty cool tanktops tbqh

>>77158162
juiceheads turkeys

how many bings and bongs until shit starts?

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>>77157194
kek berry nice

>>77158713
what a shit question

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>>77158781

>leaf

>>77158873
you need a stream too?

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>>77158713
Early prelims start at 18:00 Hans

>>77159124

thanks, ufc website only has burger hours.

>>77159177
You can't do a simple time conversion?

>>77159177
For me it only has britbong hours which is weird but easier to read

>>77158162
His name is jizzymack

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>>77159124

>>77157083
/box/ in all its eternal forms has always hated Mayweather for being a piece of shit.

>>77157142
I know, right? Seems low.

What's Floyd going to do when Conor McGregor flying Spinning Backfists his head clean off?

>>77159625
take Conor's paycheck away from him

who is your favorite woman fighter?

>>77159603
Is Woodley training with Duke Goofus or ATT full time for this fight ? His tan suggests he was in Wisconsin

>>77156724
Josie Harris

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How many bongs?

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>>77159603

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According to a report from BluegrassMMA, amateur mixed martial arts fighter Donshay White has passed away following a fight on Saturday night in Kentucky, a bout in which the heavyweight was stopped due to unanswered strikes in the second round.

MMA literally will be banned within the next 10 years, enjoy it while you can.

>>77159625
130 bings.

>>77159805
jesus fucking christ

so guys where to dump my 63 cent payroll? i want a 100:1 multi that will win please, theres one every card so im bound to get it

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>>77159805

>>77159625
Why are spinning backfists even illegal? or is it the fact that both feet need to be planted?
Big box noob here

>>77159713
cyborg

>>77159932
Not allowed to turn your back to the opponent.

>>77159893
Gunny, Felder, Calvillo, Craig, Marshman, Willis.

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How many fucking bongs?

>>77159890
better than here where they bleep it out

>>77160134
they don't bleep it out here, and they don't put retarded apologies during the broadcast either.

my reaction was to another dumb euro asking what time the fights start.

>>77160125
https://www.ufc.tv/category/fightpass-live-events

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>>77160125
2 ya goof

>>77160216
good, your country is still beyond help too though lol

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>>77160216
I don't remember asking you a god damn thing.

>>77160236
>>77160261
Fookin noice, cheers.
>It's actually four bongs
Weeeeeeeelp, guess I'll do something productive until then.

>>77160339
>>It's actually four bongs

Until the main card. The prelims start in two.

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>>77159919

Which of the Teymur brothers is better?

>>77159625
Disqualify him and not pay him. Boxing rules, m8. Conor has to fight by boxing rules, so he loses.

>>77160515
>boxfags would rather watch a sport where spinning shit is banned

truly the most dull people

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Name one fight worth watching on this card. I'll wait. By the way, I haven't watched ONE fight this year, but I've posted from morning to night literally daily on /heem/.

>Paige Vanzant can beat Joana
-DJ "The Best Fighter Ever" DJ

>>77160603
Well, conor was the guy who signed up for that boxing fight with floyd. I guess he is fine with getting beat up for money.

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>main card is at 4:30am

fuck is this what bongs feel like every american card? i'm gonna nap and hopefully wake up for the prelims.

>>77159890
apologize

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schaub vs. the ufc oldman in pic

who wins?

>>77160748
Lmao I remember this, what bollocks

>>77160756
Well we've adjusted, so to me late night cards are actually really comfy. Anomalies like this throw me off. 5pm is a nice card time, works well with my sleeping schedule too but I can't say I prefer it this way. Eats my day

>>77160752

I would let floyd attempt to knock me out for 100 million dollars.

>>77160756
lol australia cucked with card hours again

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>>77160868
it feels bad, most cards are at lunch time for us so i just go down to the pub order a schnitzel and a beer and enjoy the card but now I am stuck waking up at buttfuck o clock when I have work tomorrow.

being a fight fan is suffering

>>77160831
Well, he would probably succeed, Its not like floyd is bad at punching, he can land a KO, when an opportunity presents itself. But yeah, conor is getting good money for this match, so he doesn't care.

>>77153999
>imagine being this wrong

conor is so ugly

is there an event right now lads

>>77161005
I am a lot bigger than floyd so I could possibly turtle for most of the rounds, would definitely take a hell of a beating though.

>>77161038
I've been on welfare once before and they make you apply for 20 jobs a fortnight and make you go to a shitty interview every so often and I don't have time for that shit when I could be spending it shitposting in /heem/,

australia also has work for the dole where they make you work 9 hours a day in the shittiest place possible for half as much as you'd get if they actually hired you, luckily I wasn't unemployed for long enough to need to do it but i have friends who do.

>>77160671
>By the way, I haven't watched ONE fight this year, but I've posted from morning to night literally daily on /heem/.
are you serious dude

>>77153649
>Defending

lmao

>>77161237
oh that's horseshit i literally don't have to do anything lol

>>77161301
yes no one cares dude lmao

>>77161237
>I am a lot bigger than floyd so I could possibly turtle for most of the rounds, would definitely take a hell of a beating though.
Yeah, but conor isn't exactly a lot bigger than floyd

Will Floyd vs Conor be like Cody vs Cruz?

>>77161326
our government hates poor people so much that instead of making mining companies pay tax they shit on the most disadvantaged people despite a lower percentage than every other 1st world country on welfare.

they also completely fucked the economy, the job market and housing market in various ways and refuse to do anything about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIkUPxboW04

How does Calderwood get so fat between fights? Canada doesn't have deep fried mars bars, so that can't be the reason.

>>77161396
Floyd is fighting a guy TREE TIMES HIS SIZE.

>>77161470
No, Floyd will be happy to lead after two rounds.

>>77161474
This general belongs to the LNP, millennial scum.

>>77161513
>she has the metabolism of a glacier

>>77161474
>>77161540
i see that your country will now be full NSA mode, so congratulations on that

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>>77161396
I thought you were replying to the part about me fighting him for 100 mil. Anyways I think the only way conor gets knocked out is if he gasses which is entirely possible, but I doubt floyd actually KO's him with a power punch, it'll be volume for sure.

>>77161540
unfortunately, labour isn't even much better honestly but the LNP are a bunch of immature cunts that are infighting like preschoolers so hopefully they explode and we get option "slightly less fucked but still pretty fucked"

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>>77161513
So brave of him to fight a career lightweight after all those potato famine-tier weight cuts

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conor is my husbando

>>77161657
I find it funny how Nate being 200lb is just the narrative now. Conor even said it at the media press conference and people even bring it up when mentioning the first Nate fight

>>77161657
Holy shit, why would Conor fight somebody so big lmao? Is that guy a legit heavyweight? What kind of freakshow is that?

>>77160756
Literally yes. European MMA fans are the most dedicated.
Napping is heartily encouraged.

>>77161513
>Floyd - 173 cm
>Conor - 175 cm
>same weight class
>>77161652
>Anyways I think the only way conor gets knocked out is if he gasses which is entirely possible, but I doubt floyd actually KO's him with a power punch, it'll be volume for sure.
Yeah, thats how floyd fights go a lot of times. Opponent gets gassed out or impatient and gets knocked.

>>77161770
>tfw cant nap without waking up 7 hours later

staying up all night yall

>>77161733
Super heavyweight mate

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>tfw middle east time
>tfw always watching the fight at least 8 hours after
>tfw can't log on to heem/BJ Penn until i [spoiler]torrent[/spoiler] and watch the fight because spoilers

>>77161820
He looks a solid foot and a half larger, what kind of athletic comission would sanction this? I looked it up and apparently Nate fights around 170, was this fight open weight or something?

>>77161726
I wish they'd re-weigh these guys on fight night like they do in boxing, would put a lot of silly shit to rest

>>77161855
>there are literally 205ers in the same country as you

He's... no, that wasn't...

this is hurting my head.

>>77161812
napping for me is just falling asleep, turning my alarm up full blast and putting my phone out of range of my bed.

I'll probably just leave my laptop on and stream it to my tv, hopefully the prelims don't heem me back to bed.

>>77161804
Conor has a much bigger frame honestly. I don't think the size difference is gonna be that important anyway, the difference in size and age still can't make up for the grand canyon of experience and skill floyd has.

>>77161855
Nate is only 170 when he's in shape. He came into that fight on short notice so he was actually 254lb's on Fight Night. It was insane Conor even lasted a round against such odds

Ray or Felder? They seem evenly matched with similar styles

>>77161988
>Conor has a much bigger frame honestly. I don't think the size difference is gonna be that important anyway, the difference in size and age still can't make up for the grand canyon of experience and skill floyd has.
Yeah, its very hard to outbox a guy who is 49-0 in proffesional boxing, even if you are a pro boxer. And conor isn't a pro boxer, he is an mma fighter. Being 2 cm taller and having a larger frame isn't gonna help him outbox a guy who is 49-0.

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rate my slip /heem/

>>77161953
205ers? As in Light Heavyweights? I am not that big lol

>>77162019
Why would they let this fight even happen, idgi? Surely Conor wouldn't fight somebody 100 pounds his superior

>>77162273
Don't you listen to Dana my guy? Conor ALWAYS accepts fights and never turns down a challenge, just like he says.
And get this, Conor actually WON the rematch. Insane.

>>77162269
>DC
haha

>>77162273
fucking kys leave now

>>77161362
well I know that I just can't believe you haven't watched any fights this year what the fuck lol

>>77162269
Post stake.

>>77162155
That's the thing, he's not going to outbox him, he's going to outawkward him! He's going to come at Floyd from distances and angles that Floyd's never seen before.

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>>77162273
205er as in people who started watching MMA since UFC 205

>>77162113
> Felder
He

>>77153601
clumsily throwing punches like that is literally suicide when boxing against a top notch boxer as Mayweather
just sayan

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Last chance /heem/

Jump Conor's bandwagon or you're going to look both like a traitor AND a goof come August 26

If you don't respect Brendan Schaub you don't respect combat sports or masculinity.

>>77162454
Oh nah that's not me, I started watching at a friends house for UFC 212. He was a big Aldo fan, and even though he lost it was a fantastic fight. Been following all events since though.

>>77162405
I feel like you're pulling my leg mate, something fishy is going on there. I googled the fight and Conor said "He was at least 190 in their the CUNT" so what's the deal?

>>77154144
>RDA
>Legend

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>they literally think they're fighting CM Punk

>>77162565
Then peg my ass and call me a feminist.

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good thing jon stopped roiding

>>77162407
Can't I hope that Jones didn't find any designer roid replacement? It's hopeful but it's a good pay out for the risk I think.

>>77162420
It's $10 for $190 return, I don't bet big on mma fights because mma is the most unpredictable bullshit ever.

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>>77156724

Joanna. just a fucking savage.

>>77162420
>That's the thing, he's not going to outbox him, he's going to outawkward him! He's going to come at Floyd from distances and angles that Floyd's never seen before.
Yeah, good luck with that. Floyd is 49-0. Withing boxing ruleset and at his weightclass he is basically unbeatable. You think that there is something new that conor can invent within boxing rules which somebody else didn't try to do before? Conor is an mma fighter. He is good at mma. Within mma rules conor would probably humiliate floyd. But unfortunately for conor this isn't an mma fight.
>>77162550
>Betting on mma fighter being better at boxing than a boxing champion who went 49-0.
Nice

>>77154209
Why the fuck in Japan and not in his hometown of Rotterdam? Fucking UFC hates us.

>Schaub and Jones are literally the same height
Holy shit

>>77162591
>at least 190
This doesn't contradict what I'm saying

*forms voltron*

>>77162550
Does Schaub even know how ineffective that stance is in boxing?

Is Schaub even credible to be a boxing analyst?

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>>77162594
RDA is on the Mt Rushmore of MMA my dude.
>>77162693
There's no way Schaub is 6'4. 6'2 at most.

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>>77162834

>>77162909
>when the reply formats your post just right

>>77160748
Manlet body, manlet brain.

Could Schaub beat Floyd in a boxing match?

>>77162909
Was that fucking Stitch?

>>77163080
The fat fuck outweighs Floyd by a hundred and fifty pounds. He could probably get a knockout.

>>77162648
>>77162664
>jon stopped roiding
lol

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>>77162693

>>77163080
With a frame like Schaub has you dont need to have any background to KTFO floyd, you can litereally be a fucking drug addict alcoholic

Why didn't Schaub support Ariel when Ariel was kicked off the MayMac tour? Does he just lack all integrity?

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>>77163109
shaub gets his glass chin blasted by floyds pillowfists my man 100%

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>>77163109
and laughing chemistry-vel

>>77163162
Ah just.. its not my fight man, what can i say

>>77163162
He covered this on the latest Big Brown Breakdown. Now beat it you dork.

>>77163162
Can't jeopardise that showtime skrilla

>>77163162
>Kicked a downed kike
Based Schaub is based

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Rodrigo_Nogueira

>he has 2 KO's

>>77161838
>wait until next day to watch
>have to read through 7 entire threads from the night before in the archive because you dont want to miss a single meme

is it okay to be so addicted to memes?

>>77159932
No backfists period. Against the rules

>YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Schaub only got knocked out 3 times. All against ranked heavyweights. Why is he such a laughing stock?

>>77163321
Makes it too easy to point fight flicking shit and scoring. Sorry forgot the explanation

>>77163328
and you thought rappers were retarded with their rhyming of two syllable words

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>>77163334
How can you not laugh at this?

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>>77163321
>>77163341

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Remember that time that Schaub met Conor's striking coach and thought he was John Kavanagh?

How many buys will Conor Floyd do?

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>>77163361
There is nothing funny about it, it was just a fluke, go back to harkach, bydlo

>>77163334
>Pretending TKOs don't count

Stream?

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Holy shit, Dana BTFO Weasel and OG Weasel

>>77163415
xvideos.com/gay

>>77163427
fake

>>77163436
nice meme

>>77163463
thanks m8 took me all morning to come up with that one

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>>77163334
every one of the fighters he lost to except ben rothwell went on to have negative records in the ufc

he got canned by bums

>>77163334
H8rs cling to any small "failure" Schaub has had. It's sad because his victories in fighting and life far outweigh them.

>UFC
>LIVE AND FREE

FS1 isn't free
neither is fightpass

dana is full of shit

>>77163492
Don't call Nog a bum ffs

>>77163494
You're right, he worked really hard to be friends with Joe Rogan.

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>tfw the starbucks girl fucks up your name

>>77163507
well if you're not a nigger and have basic cable then its free

>>77163515
Nog was a badass, but he was pretty old by that point

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>>77163515
he was a bum when he KO'd schaub, he went 4-1 after then retired. prime nog was a beast my man 100%

>>77163515
he tried to feed a bus a carrot

>>77163454
>fake
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/886410408604557315

>>77163573
>>77163590
It's still disrespectful, say he was old or on a decline
Nog's a cool dude

>>77163602

based dana

>>77163568
>fightpass is basic cable
wtf are you talking about

i have fs1 and fs2 i don't know if they're basic cable though

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>>77163602
>tfw Dana takes off his belt

>>77163602
unverified account nice try armin meiwes

>>77163654
why do you so frequently post this asian woman who is trying to look european on /heem? lol

>>77163641
Well fightpass isnt but its like 2 fights that arent that big of a deal if you dont watch, and i only have like 70 channels and i get fs1 so i think its basic cable. Fs2 isnt tho

>>77163654
>>77163687
It is crazy what makeup can do, think about how wide it makes her eyes vs what they would naturally look like

I could literally knock anybody in this chat out with a stiff jab.

>>77163687
Tsuruko a cute! A CUTE!

>>77163721
i hit my head with all my weight going full speed on a black diamond mountain and didn't go out, are you saying your jab is stronger than a mountain?

>>77163765
don't fall for her tricks, no one looks like that, it might not even be a girl!

sdg

>>77163777
try me

LESLIE SMITH IS FIGHTING IN A COUPLE MINUTES ON FIGHTPASS

>Heavyweight division goes to absolute crap once USADA steps into the picture
>everyone Schaub has lost to had fallen off the radar

Really makes me think, Travis Browne yeah haha watch out for that guy he's gonna be a champ one day lmao

Well, I'm off to bed.

>Hamilton wins the British Grand Prix
>FedeGOAT wins Wimbly

Great day so far lads

Why did Pride fire Stephen Quadros?

>>77163912
Janes is getting starched, Rountree is getting submitted, Calderwood is getting submitted, Felder is going win a decision, your accy is dead.

Lads I've started watching cards while doing other things now does that make me casual

>>77163883
pissmaker war

>>77163949

Yes

DESU if you don't salivate at the thought of watching Leslie Smith fuck a bitch up, you're not a true fite fan.

>>77163927
perhaps, or perhaps janes pulls it off, khalil sleeps the scot, jojo merks the newb and felder gets put to his death

Anyone have a stream?

>>77163986
Is Smith the one who fought Cyborg?

>>77163926
The creepy but decent announcer guy? No idea

>>77164006
https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass?utm_source=dns&utm_medium=redirect&utm_campaign=fightpass

Got you covered bro

[spoiler]STREAM
[/spoiler]

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>>77162882
>Can I be on the mountain too?
Shaub certified my dude

>>77164019
He's actually Kevin Bacon's skeleton. Had to go back to his skin eventually, but he will return

Why is he called the Big Brown?

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This shit has to stop

Why is /heem/ so dead there is LITERALLY a UFC card on right now?

This could be a banger

fuck i don't have flash installed someone give me the play by play

>>77164115
It's a reference to his last fight where he totally broke down against Travis Browne.

>>77164014
Smith is the one who complained about the stoppage in her fight with Cyborg, yessum.

>>77164154
I'm assuming some of you people have families.

>>77164162

>Woymans mma
>Bangers

Schaub got KO'd stiff to a guy with 2 ko wins

>>77164180
You just missed a nip slip my guy.

>>77164162
Smith's been in some good fights, I like her

Why didn't I put money on Smith? She's huge compared to this slut.

>9-7-1

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>>77164206
HAHAH I GOT IT!

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>>77164201

these reebok outfits are fucking SHIT they literally ruined this sport

Diaz-esque in her inability to deal with leg kicks, Joe.

>wheel kicks
worst striking meme

>wmma

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>>77164248
>UFC Pre-surgery Cro Cop

Fuck I got money on leslie. But the bitch looks stiff af

>>77164279
lol get triggered bro, Schaub is just that good.

stream please

Lemos gassed already lel

>>77164280
why would you ever put money on female whos?