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Kansas City Royals feat. Serj Tankian

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#Wood

>>77152165
t h i c c

>>77152165
I'd give her some wood if you get my meaning

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rate my new purchase

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>>77152165
>>77152170
>>77152181

>>77152156
wut

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>there is more WAR in this single frame than 22 teams in baseball
Talk about shit you can't make up....

>>77152165
I'd take her to a full count, if you catch my implication?

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>>77152165
>>77152202
Why do Japanese qts throw so well?

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>>77152202
>korean characters on the back of jerseys

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>>77152249
it's like its the korean league or something

>>77152246
Bomi isn't Japanese senpai

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>"it's time to come home to /los-ángeles/ Yu-San!!!"

>>77152246
I'd like to post something about equality amongst the sexes and how baseball is popular for all genders in Japan, but this is 4chan so I'm gonna go with, "Strong pitching arm from all that masturbation to tentacle porn."

>>77152267
Sorry famm, I'll remember that next time I post this webm

>>77152263
>korean league
what else would you expect from a meme league
NPB doesn't use characters btw

>>77152270
>ywn have a first game certificate to commemorate
fug, i miss going to games as a little one ;_;

>>77152285
Here is a little tip to distinguish Korean from the other languages
if you see a lot of rounded shapes it's always korean
Also, Koreans have very light skin

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Ocho entradas
Dos hits
Uno carrera limpia
Uno base por bolas
Tres ponche

the angels are cursed to not win anything unless they get rid of the "los angeles" in their name

>on December 6, 2016 the Boston Red Sox sent Travis Shaw, Maurico Dubon, Josh Pennington and a player to be named later to the Milwaukee Brewers in exchange for Tyler Thornburg

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HAHA FUCK THIS TEAM

>>77152325
Nice one you bigot piece of shit. Next you'll tell me a good way to distinguish a Dominican from a Black American is to look at their circumcision. Gtfo with that bigot shit.

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>tfw your team's manager expertly conserves relief pitching ahead of a double header against a division foe
couldn't ask for more

>>77152473
Nah I think he just wants you looking at black penises.

>>77152473
WE

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DO SOMETHING

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>mfw 10 runs almost isn't enough

>>77152567
>astros, yankees, and then red sox after tomorrow
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>77152581
trade for a fucking reliever holy shit

>>77152592
>bodypaintbitch.jpg

>AL
1. Chris Sale
2. Corey Kluber
3. Ervin Santana
4. Jason Vargas
5. Michael Fulmer
6. Luis Severino
7. Dallas Keuchel
8. Lance McCullers Jr.
9. Marucs Stroman
10. Yu Darvish

>NL
1. Max Scherzer
2. Clayton Kershaw
3. Zack Greinke
4. Gio Gonzalez
5. Robbie Ray
6. Ivan Nova
7. Jimmy Nelson
8. Mike Leake
9. Jacob deGrom
10. Stephen Strasburg

>>77152249
You haven't heard of Korea's great Eric Thames?

whats the manbearpig team

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Who's going?

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>>77152649
>Dallas "15IP" Kikeughl
>No Alex "undefeated" Wood

What an epic, epic, shit post.

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>tfw you take 10 years to develop into a good player

>>77152716
Wow literally how did I forget about him

Strasburg btfo

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>mfw the Braves make the postseason and knock out the Doyers

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>>77152649
this list is missing someone

>tfw scared that the sox will only half finish the job and in a couple years try to fill in the holes in the roster with "seasoned veterans" akin to adam laroche, todd frazier and james shields

sox please

>>77152649
This is unironically a solid ranking
Good job
I hope deGrom can continue climbing up

>>77152592
Definitely. With Ross out for TJS, they need another starter too.

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>>77152739
Your list is all fucked up.
CYA Today:

>Max
>Kershaw
>Greinke
>Alex
>Ray

CYA by September 30:

>Kershaw
(((huge gap)))
>Alex
>Greinke
>Max

>>77152798
I thought doyer fans specialized in their knowledge of regular season accomplishments

Gio isn't good. Nelson is a bg surprise and is his teammate Anderson are both top 10. Ray is top 5 and Jake DeShit looks sharp enough to climb to a #6. Max will blow the fuck up like last season and be at 2.7-2.9 meanwhile Kershaw will be at 1.7-1.9 with 22+ wins. Cake.

No shade at max. It just is what it is.

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>>77152820
Refute me.

(you can't)

Kershaw has yet to even reach his peak regular season form. He's only just begun to hit his stride.

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>>77152649
>1. Chris Sale
>2. Corey Kluber
>3. Ervin Santana
>4. Jason Vargas
>5. Michael Fulmer

What do all these guys have in common?
Comedic if you really think about it.

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besbel

>>77152915
Bad post delet and try again

>>77152915
niceroyo

>>77152906
They're all starting pitchers?

>>77152915
ryls

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r o y a l s

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The royals girl

ruyels

Post your walk-up song ROYASLS ONLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY0Mk9kTs8M

reales

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*slips*

Post your walk-up music (Kansas City Only)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkFPiu400bk

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the anime girl

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The dog image

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Post Royals anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

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Cat want's trophy

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Doc

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nd we said NAY
WE ARE BUT MEN

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Post Royals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8

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fuck the royals desu

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Fuck the White Sox, but you boys make me HORNY
post Royals

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Imagine Royals and it will be so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

Maximus
Decimus
Clickemus

Love ya Royals bros, got senpai in Wichita so I'm an honorary fan :3

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>>77153460
My gorgeous boy
Link the 00s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

KansaS City

GL fellas that was a tough nut, the "been drinking" nut. Go Royals.

>>77152649
Wew an actual good list

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It's time for Q on Cubs. They're nice enough to have his first start be against a baby league team so he can be eased into the new team and not have to worry about the stress of manly men actions, like batting.

>Tebow is hitting .321 and .911 OPS in the Mets minors
If MLB is rigging these games for Tebow they better keep doing it when our autistic organization calls him up

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>wake up
>latoddunn STILL not traded

I'm a Rays fan now guys. Expect posts of me dick riding Longo, LoMo, and Dickerson hard soon

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I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper Overlord.

>>77152202
That was a nasty curve

I went to a home game against the Tigers late last season and for some reason my section was filled with Asians

>>77152906
Sale doesn't anymore but I get the point. Best division on Earth, baby

>7.2 IP, 13K, 0 R
>Have an come in to close out the game
>still lose
Explain yourself Red Cux lmao

>>77161189
*an elite closer

BRANDIOSE NO

https://www.milb.com/milb/news/gwinnett-braves-announce-name-the-team-finalists/c-241972864/t-185364810

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>tfw Liriano ded again
>tfw still no fucking offense

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day games suck ass. the dodgers already have tomorrow off

Hey /mlb/, has your team scored a run in every game this season? Mine has

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>>77162828
Reporting in.

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Indy ball fag reporting in.

Both Friday and Saturdays bakersfield games were canceled due to one of the stadium lights shitting out and making part of the field unsafe to play in.

The county owns the ballpark and did not send an electrician to work on the lights because they did not want to pay him overtime for working on the weekend or something.
mfw the train robbers just cucked me out of $10 and fucked my weekend plans

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>>77163081
Oh you remembered you're a houston fan this time

>>77152521
>Sale pitches a great 6 and 2/3's of an inning
>takes him out with someone on first and judge coming up
>had he just left Sale in there the Sox would have won last night
yeah sure is expert

>>77163285
>doctoring posts of mine that I never even posted lmao this is just pathetic obsession

>>77163417
i saw it happen
we all did

>>77163536
Lmao link me to the post then faggot. Don't post your doctored pictures as evidence.

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MARINERS!

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Jesus christ you still give him (You's)

look, you can claim you didnt do it all you want but the point is you know what you did. I know. Other people in the thread did. you have lost what little credibility you may have had and your houston trip is now meaningless
dont bother replying, this is the last time i will ever acknowledge your existencd

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fell asleep before i could reply, just wanted to say i approve of this post

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>tfw fell asleep during the 9th and almost missed Trevor Gott blowing an 8 run lead

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>>77152617
>gib closer nao gotdammit.

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>>77163942
gift 9th inning man

>>77163285
>>77163417
>>77163536
>>77163552
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77142561/#q77150572

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77142561/#q77150490

>>77164015
Tanner Roark vs Homer Bailey today
Gonna be a lot of runs desu senpai

>Sources: #Rockies interested in J.D. Martinez, who is especially valuable in NL West due to high number of LH starters in division. @MLB

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>>77164253
>mfw always awaiting the return of 2016 Roark and dreading the return of 2016 Gio

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>>77163081
What is this?

>>77164659
a photoshop

>Hottest Tigers trade target at the moment: Alex Avila. Multiple clubs interested.

Imagine getting traded by your dad

>>77164771
>getting traded by your dad
He was already let go by his dad last year

>>77164598
If Stras can stay off the DL that would be good. More importantly, who can we call up from Syracuse to replace Joe Ross's 6.00 ERA? Jacob Turner should be able to give up 6 a game.

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Do I have to talk shit about Quintana now?

After last night's performance Jose Ramirez falls to an abysmal .330, only good enough for 3rd in the majors and 2nd in the AL

>>77152194
Where'd you cop from?

>>77165152
The fact you let him go for one prospect that's a crap shot and 3 that are fool's gold. You better start praying his arm blows out and he doesn't pull a Sale where he decides to start playing good.

>>77165214
The fact that you think giving him no better of a defense behind him and making him have to bat will improve his shitty he is

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go broors!

lowest payroll in the league and 11 games above .500

>Sources: #Nationals acquiring Doolittle and Madson from #Athletics for Treinen and two prospects.

Well there you go I guess.

>>77165214
>pull a Sale where he decides to start playing good.
Sale was always good

>>77165264
>Doubting the Cubs after the all-star break

mest-rocks
>>77165371
>>77165371
>>77165371

>>77165356
He sure wasn't last year.

>>77165357
Wow, they're beating the O's. I better check myself

>>77165407
>Says increasing nervous man.
Prepare for sweep.

>>77165386
>all star
>led the league in complete games
>200+ ip
>200+ K
>finished 5th in Cy Young voting
I don't really care about it but he also went 17-10
So...the fuck are you talking about

>>77165447
And he's doing a lot better for the red sux for someone of his supposed talent.

Just admit he phoned it in for the who.

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>>77164856
Who can will call up from Syracuse to blackmail the offense into getting >10 runs each start. That was Joe's specialty.

I was at the game on the 4th of July. It was nice

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>>77165326
wtf is this?

How does Treinen have any trade value????

Cool I guess.

>>77165214
Eloy Jimenez is as much of a crap shoot as any other prospect. That's part of the rebuilding game. His upside is as high as Giancarlo Stanton level.

Sale is having a career year, but he didn't just "start playing good". He has been a top 5 pitcher for years. He has only been getting attention because he's on a better team that gets more media attention.

If you have any idea what rebuilding is all about, you know there is no way of judging the White Sox's moves until the prospects they acquired can be judged. It doesn't matter how Quintana or Sale or Eaton do because their contracts expire before the White Sox plan to contend. The important thing is that they got some value for them ("some" is an understatement).

>>77165425
Against a team with literally no starters? Wow.
The Braves are sweeping the Cusb

>>77165493
>And he's doing a lot better
He really hasn't gotten better, he just has a better team around him

>>77165542
>there is no way of judging the White Sox's moves until the prospects they acquired can be judged
wrong

How the fuck did the As get fleeced this bad

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Remember me?

>>77165264
>go to fangraphs and sort by team defense
>cubs are 3rd, white sox are 27th
ok

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>>77165623

>>77165542
>A top 5 player
Who bottomed out during his time on with the Who magically.

>>77165616
>all become all stars somehow within a few years
>it was a bad move because some autist on 4chan's sports board said so years earlier

>>77165632
Team defense as measured by what?

>>77165609
His FIP is 2.00 this year. It was 3.46 last year, and had never been below 2.50 before in his career. Quit talking out of your ass.

>>77165662
if they all become all stars then it was a bad move at the time which turned out good
doesnt mean it wasnt a bad move at the time

Hey, remember how these guise were playing baseball yesterday night?

I bet they're tired ;_;

>>77165671
And his xFIP is exactly where it was in 2014 and 2015. 2016 was a failed experiment of pitching to contact to last longer.

>>77165671
>muh cherrypicked stats
And his era was 2.17 in 2014. See I can do it too

How does Q do today for the Cubs?

>>77165616
So would you say the White Sox won the Sale, Eaton, and Quintana trades? Because right now it looks like they got big hauls.

>>77165644
He was drafted by the White Sox you dumb spic.

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>mfw reading more of the details of this trade

RIP blake the snake

>>77165719
ND

>>77165725
And he was soooo happy to go back. Look at the bitch fits he threw like cutting up team uniforms he didn't like.

>>77165719
Pitches 7 IP, 6 K, 2R
ND

>>77165747
Why are you so upset

>>77165731
treinen is a con artist. plays well enough to garner attention and then invariably shits the bed. thanks athletics for taking him.

>>77165767
Just pointing out the Who is where good players go to die and Sale was floundering there.

>>77165794
Stop bullying. The fuck did we do to you?

>>77165747
>bottomed out during his time with the Who
>was soooo happy to go back
Sale had never been on another team than the White Sox. What are you talking about?

>>77165794
>just pointing out
No it seems like you are really bothered about something

>>77165788
I honestly think he's good despite his results this year. He's still pretty young, so I get the feeling he will be elite next year or the year after.

This year's Felipe Rivero.

Oh well. Atleast the people we got are more than just one year rentals this time.

And the two prospects we traded I've never heard of before.

>>77165822
That's just you projecting.

>>77165794
>where good players go to die
There he goes again. This idiot thinks the White Sox had to reacquire Sale at some point.

>>77165843
>No u
Come on anon, tell us why are you so upset

Less cock sucking by the baby league more game watching.


Cubs vs O's is up
>>77165897
>>77165897
>>77165897

>The #Redsox moving closer to acquiring #Whitesox 3B Todd Frazier. Be interesting if Boston can get David Robertson as setup man in package

>>77166081
What the fuck could the Sox possibly have to trade for Frazier AND Robertson?

>>77166099
About 3 baseball's and the White Sox would take it too

>>77166099
Probably some dominican literally-who and a pile of dogshit. That's what the White Sox have gotten so far in the last year for their good players

>>77166129
Why are you so upset at the white sox

>>77166129
but it will all work out in 4 years

A play that wouldn't have been made by the white sox """""defense""""" already

>>77166150
yeah and the lillies made out like bandits after the Ken Giles trade

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Poor bastards, being forced to watch a shit team every day for the rest of their life

>>77164659
Last season

>>77166188
atleast 75% of the players they got will be all stars within 5 years
you cant judge the trades yet

>>77165827
>Treinen pulls a Rivero and becomes one of the most elite relievers in the league
That would be bittersweet. Don't forget they dealt Rivero for Melancon

>>77166225
>75% of the players they got will be all stars within 5 years
>you cant judge the trades yet
Are you retarded

>>77152233
>there is more FAGGOTRY in this singlr frame than 22 teams in baseball

>>77166228
I still don't hate that trade tbqh. Melancon was badly needed last year. Did his job in the playoffs etc.

Rizzo clearly just doesn't value paying big money for bullpen arms, based on how he didn't make any serious effort to sign Melancon or Jansen in the winter

Ubaldo Jiminez has a 6.50+ ERA

Jose Quintana has gotten more run support in two innings from the Cubs than he has from the White Sox in his entire career with them.

>>77166347
The Cubs have a good offense, but they just haven't been able to figure it out. Quite sad.

>>77166366
Sup mo'Lester

>>77166340
I don't understand why he's still on the team. Buck should walk out to the mound and take the ball AND his hat and tell him he's cut.

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>>77166401
>>77166401
>>77166401
Twins at Astros...

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>Dcucks

Miguel Montero just threw out his first runner of the season

>>77166483
Lamb is a fraud and Goldy is overrated af
i have them both and they always disappear at the worst possible times

Lol the Cubs are about to get swept by the Braves

>>77166601
lillies brewers
>>77166601
Phillies broors
>>77166601

>>77166571
Try again

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>>77166641

>marlins in charge of making threads

>>77166628
I mean this next series, moron

>>77166720
Ok

>>77166720
moran*

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>>77166199
their have memory spans of like an hour dude

any oldfags remember aaron judge

>>77166791

Who?

F A T T

K E M P

>godley
>isn't a god
???

>Jays outfielding

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>>77166842
>no bartolo
why even watch the barves

F A T T

A D A M S

>>77166842
F A T T

A D A M S

>>77166902
Dingers, lots and lots of dingers

>>77152194
Do you know if they have it in mens?

It's a good day to be a Braves player named Matt

FATTS ARE ELITE

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Hello I am making a meme pls give me all your pics of giant butts

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>>77167000
work in progress

>>77167000
The dodgers are already the giant butt of jokes

>Quintana goes to the National League
>on pace to throw a perfect game with 15 strike outs
wow ninnies

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Launch angles

>>77167118
against an al team idiot
atleast put effort into your shitposting

>>77167118
>playing against an American League team

>>77167172
clearly having to bat makes you a better pitcher

>>77167172
>>77167178
That's the joke.

>>77167221
>I was only pretending to be retardando

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>>77167221

>in the 1970s the brown and yellow Padres uniforms were considered ugly
>in the 1980s the brown and yellow Padres uniforms were considered ugly
>in the 1990s the brown and yellow Padres uniforms were considered ugly
>in the 2000s the brown and yellow Padres uniforms were considered ugly
>in the 2010s the brown and yellow Padres uniforms were considered amazing
What caused the dramatic shift in taste?

>>77167234
>>77167252
You guys fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

>>77167282
>What caused the dramatic shift in taste?
Increased diagnoses in autism.

>>77167282
Either they were way ahead of their time, or people these days can get nostalgic about anything.

I'm going with the latter.

>>77167282
Yeah more people are starting to like them because vintage is cool now but they are still considered shit by most people.

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DODGER FANS WILL NEVER EVER BE WHITE

what's the average time it takes a dinger to leave the park?

bautista just lined one out of comerica in 3.3 seconds

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>>77167282
their meme team changes their color so many times ever few years people are desperate for stability and consistency. plus muh cancer nigger nostalgia

>>77167384
Most homeruns come off the bat at 120 mph. So assuming the home run is 330 feet, that should only take about half a second. Bautista must've hit it 90 mph or something

>>77167433
damn bautistas shit

>>77167433
I'm not saying you're a liar, I just want to see proof of your claims

>>77167433
Literally 1 ball has been hit above 120 mph all year.

http://m.mlb.com/statcast/leaderboard#exit-velo

Brandon "Check These Doubles" Phillips

>>77167500
CHECKED

>>77167498
how do we stop aaron judge lads

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>>77167500

did Judge ruin his swing?

>>77167500
>Not even in the top 25
You seem to have more doubles than he

>>77167613
No, he wasn't even trying to pull balls in the HRD. /mlb/ autistically wants Judge to fail for some reason.

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how did this ball not go to the center of the earth

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>>77167644
because MLB is full of bitch boy manlets who never even hit a dinger in cal ripkin

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>>77167674
Sorry, I'm retarded and forgot you can't see what the stats mean

>>77167681
name? always see her posted but no idea who she is

>>77167708
>Distance: 3 feet
How can you fuck up such a well hit ball?

Geez who is this bum pitching for the Cubs? They traded the farm for this bust?!

>>77167726
it wasn't well hit, look at the launch angle

>>77167716
google image

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>>77152397
Please God let us be smart enough to sell at the deadline

When will the Angels get Dee Gordon?

>>77167763
I have, Nothing, which is why I ask

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>>77167748
>that flag

>>77167626
he's got 3 today which should bump him up quite a bit

>>77167808
Assuming everyone else between him and Johnathan Schoop stays the same, he'd move to T-12

>>77167779
At this rate, if we lose to the >rags I think everyonr getting dished out.
I can't believe we got slumpbusted by the Chubs

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>>77167829
breddy gud

>>77167806
hitting the ball directly into the ground is not a well hit ball my friend :^)

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>>77167891
Still below my boy O-Double Herrera though, who currently has 27(including today's 2 bagger), which would have him tied at 6th best

>>77167708
>Judge, Aaron
>119.8
>253 feet
>single
Must've been off the center field wall

>>77167906
please refer to>>77167806

>>77167946
253 isn't that far, especially when you take into account JBJ's arm.

>>77167974
You see anon, this was another "Yankee Stadium dimensions" joke

>>77167994
Well it's a retarded joke since it's 408 feet out to Center.

>>77168021
Spotted a butthurt Yak

>>77168042
Jokes that are funny when they're grounded in reality. It doesn't to a yaks fan to not find a "lol small dimensions" joke funny when they're referring to one of the deepest CFs in the league.

>>77167748
Launch angle is a lot of luck, my friend. The difference between a home run and an infield popup is less than an inch.

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>the city of Drew Storen

>>77168166
agreed, but with it only going 3 feet with a 118.4 exit velo and a negative 77.9 degree angle I'm assuming he hit the shit out of the top of the ball into the ground.

I

>>77166548
Just like busted Pussy who absolutely shrinks in big games. Why can't nobody else see this?

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Should I, /mlb/?

>>77168541
You're better off killing yourself and leaving your parents to live in peace.

>>77168541
This is probably the lamest shit I've ever seen

>>77168541
>Marlins man card
>No titties
No

>>77168541
It genuinely pisses me off that this attention whore has his own baseball card.

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>Quintana is not an ace

>The Red Sox are 2 for 51 against the Yankees this season with RISP

>>77168734
Will it piss you off even more to know that on mlb.com they gave him a 30 for 30-ish video special? It just released today

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>>77168737
>against the Orioles

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>>77168776

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>>77168541
the fact this shit even exists just baffles me

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#16 of the year

>>77168797
>CIDF

>>77168853
>Marlins Superfan
>Is famous for mainly going to other teams' games
What did they mean by this?

>>77168859
What do you call a black pilot from Detroit?

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GRAND SLAM

>>77168919
A pilot

>>77168934
Umm, no bigot. It's Pilot of Color.

>>77168859
>>77168919
>>77168985
If I am about to get on a flight, and the pilot is black, I will gladly let one of the overbooked people on the flight over me.

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>>77169055
>ey yo ladies n gentuhmen dis b yo cap'n speakin

>>77169082
>we bout ta take dis bitch up real hi an shit an dis bitch bout ta be zoomin in da air really fast an sheeeeeit

>the highlight of the Red Sox season against the Yankees was Aroldis Chapman literally handing them the game on Friday
Really makes you think

SF Giants vs SD Padres (#3 of 3)

4:40 PM ET | 1:40 PM PT

>>77169066
>>77169066
>>77169066

>>77169082
>a yo an dat white gurl i saw get on da flight wit dat big bootie, yo ass can com up heauh an sit on my lap

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>>77168541

>>77169158
to be fair, Kimbrel returned the favor yesterday

>>77169172
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77169172
>>77169183

>>77169173
Kimbrel gave up a home run, Aroldis Chapman didn't let the ball leave the infield at all. Not even remotely comparable.

>>77169172
Jesus

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>>77169192

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>mfw finally .500

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WE .500 NOW

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>>77169242
>>77169279
my barvesbros

>>77169205
>groin in-jury!

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>>77169242
>>77169279
>All this muh braves noise I've been hearing all over for weeks
>hardly even 500