/NRL/ SUNDAY TICKET

KFC

T20 Big Bash

Just realised QLD is perpetually stuck in 1985 lads

>>77150114
Vonnie looks so young and fit here

You joke, but the news can't stop talking about or referencing Expo88 all the time and South Bank is the most important part of Brisbane.

We're still in the era of Sir Joh as far as I'm concerned and it will never get any better than this.

>>77150262
i wasnt really joking, i felt off watching qld only and i realised why

had a real real old vibe of like skippy the bush kangaroo, but everyone there looked like they were perfectly at home in it

i had to google expo 88 cause im not 50, kekked

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>>77150269

reminder its not ok to be not ok, if it were ok to be not ok then youd be ok if you were not ok

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Matilda was Brisbane's crowning moment

>QLD only commercial is Dr Strangelove
>Dr Strangelove came out in 1964
>Only people who were in their 20s and older would even know of Dr Strangelove
>QLDs everywhere is for people who grew up in the 80s

It all fits . The pieces are coming together.

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>DCE is playing today

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>Michael Morgan is playing today

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>Adam Reynolds is playing today

http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/2617733

I aint clickin that shit nigga

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>the cowboys are playing today

>>77150412
>>77150421
>>77150471
One of these is not like the other

Doing some work for the council in a work crew starting tomorrow lads.
Is it normal to bring a small backpack with lunch and shit?
pls no bully

I strongly regret quitting my job on Friday.

bring a little esky m8

>>77150720
buy an energy drink and some chocolate bars on your break lad youll fit right in

>>77150720
Just a pack of winnie blues and a cuppa coffee from the office and you'll be sweet m8 xD

>>77150750
Just rock up on monday and pretend that nothing happened

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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

DCElite try assist

DCElite 40 20

based DCElite

>woods stopping when someone dives at the tryline

>kicking on the 2nd

top keg. Tedesco is fucking finished

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>Post yfw Shitly need all this refballing to beat the last placed Tigers

winterstein is so fucking shit lmao

>bryan smelly

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>tfw im a knights supporter

when does the pain and suffering end, boys?

Tiges are the biggest meme-haircut team in the comp

>getting beaten by the tigers

DCExposed

Joey just told me the knights redemption narrative starts in 2019, and finished with them winning the hip in 2020

>2014-2018 Knigs go with only a handful of wins
>2019-2119 Knigs go on a 100 year back to back premiers spree and captained by the greatest NRL Immortal of all time, Brock Lamb

>>77151429
>tfw Tiges supporter

We're not so different, you and I.

Got married a few years ago, having a kid with this woman and I love her more than anything. Couple of nights back, i'm drinking beers with a friend, who's in a long term relationship with a grill, and end up sucking his dick, swallowing his cum. I know i'm bisexual, and i know he's way down in the closet.

I'm fine having done it, and i'm glad i got the chance to explore that side of my sexuality and company with this guy isn't awkward at all. Trouble is I kinda want more... more sucking, more full-on man-pounding action, and beings as the sex has dried up, this close to my kid's birth, i only feel the slightest twinge of guilt about having cheated. Hell, i've felt worse when spending time with girls. I'm not sure if I want advice, or just perspective, or for other people to tell me i'm shitty. I literally can't speak to anyone in person about it, not that I really want to.

>>77151429

Never. Your club made its deal for eternal suffering to have Joey.

>Cook dropped
>Tyrell STILL in the team

Madge making more elite team selections

>>77151544
Try rugby union

I've decided to kill myself lads

>>77151574
wait until you've seen Dunkirk on Thursday at least lad

This guy at work makes me nervous. I think he's kind of cute, but he doesn't seem interested in the slightest. He'll have conversations with everyone else, but rarely speaks with me. I tried to say good morning once and I got a clipped response back. Should I just ignore him?

>pooly

The fuck was Lussick thinking?

hair pulling is back

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>tall
>blonde
>fit
>still manage to be ugly as fuck

lmao

Holy shit comeback

Is there any race more powerful than Fijians?

>>77151644
Chinese

tedesco a shit

Nice tackle from Woods there

keg

TIGERS JUST GOT BLACKED

Sharty Poopow

Gonna kill myself lads.

Elite play by DCE there

If "DCE" is so "elite" how come he doesn't play in the history making QLD Maroons team or competition leading Melbourne Storm team?

>>77151670
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

Trbojevic Bros Inc.

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>that play

muh dick

That was, dare I say, a manly effort XD

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who /1000/ here?

>>77151726

Great post.

>>77151728

Thank you.

>>77151727
soon

I don't know why more teams don't try the powerdrive kickoff at the sideline rather than the "short" kickoff

>>77151744

Melbourne did it last year or the year before to get the ball back and win a game.

Someone logged in to my supercoach account and changed my captain.

>>77151744
Because a short kickoff is more on the skill of their team to kick it short enough and get high to catch, whereas a kick to the sideline is down to chance on how it bounces and whether the defenders are paying attention.
Teams are coached to not take chances so it doesn't happen.

>>77151770
haha wasnt me :P

lol@soufs

Thought I was on facebook for a second lads

Test

GODly are under the radar lads.

>tfw tipped cowpats

waiting for the inevitable >4pm kickoff post lads

There's 20 fucking minutes until kickoff

JT still has another year to play, why is everyone acting like he died

JT will struggle to to force his way back into the side given Morgan and Martin are the next immortals.

>Cook gets dropped, feels like he's getting wasted
>Gets angry, asks for a release
>Robbie Farah retires the next year
>Souths have no hooker

I don't remember Locky being so hot

wtf was that Master Chief at the 2004 Grand Final?

>Watching channel 9
>Not watching this Inglis interview

Reminder Souths literally released Api Koroisau despite winning them a premiership

>>77151840
I only watch what based Rugbypass serves up for me

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>>77151839
When will Overwatch heroes be at NRL games?

>4pm kickoff

>>77151853
You now remember Halo was once a relevant series

>morgan stares around autisticly

>>77151869
It still is you fucking faggot. What iconic games have you got on gaystation? Horizon zero sales? Kek, kys sonypony

Does free will exist?

Nothing is ever truly free m8

Just exposed myself as a /v/irgin lads

No one ever really dies.

I'm loving this behind the scenes audio on Rugbypass

Not everyone really lives.

Reply to this post every time a Burgess gives away a penalty

TMM 3 try assists today. Based green hiring kiwis so we don't get fucked by Origin in the future.

>emperial march

>>77151901
Yeah it's probably a highlight hey m80

>Imperial March
nice casual racism

Just exposed myself as a casual by posting about the star wars song when the visitors are walking out lads

>>77151869
>You now remember Rugby League was once a relevant sport

>tfw he brings it out of your end

>take a shit
>it glues itself to the bowl and leaves a big smear that won't flush off and I have to wipe it off with paper

just took a 2018 Knights lads

>>77151933
did one of those earlier m8, was it as explosive as mine was?

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>He doesn't own a toilet brush

>>77151933
My last poo looked like a bunch of maltesers all stuck together.

>>77151940
Wouldn't call it explosive, felt like a fart and it flew out of my anus easy as a linebreak against Newcastle

Based Footy DJ

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>NSW

Adam Reynolds?

More like Adam Dednolds!

Elite Opinion

Sam Burgess>Jason Taumololo

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>>77151978
>communists

Just spilt my lollies lads

Has face of the game man finally worked out that the smallest people are actually harder to tackle

Cowpats are LITERALLY finished

Any good suicide spots in melbourne lads

>>77152006
Go to a populated place and insult allah and mohammed

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>>77152006

>>77151987

Eliter opinion:

Mannering>Gallen>Burgess>Taumalolo

I've struggled to make this post. I've been parked in this thread all day. I am so depressed I can hardly think clearly. I only take pleasure in the most sort of base and simple appetites like eating and looking at porn. I don't even know what to do. I wanted to craft a well-written post entreating /adv/ for guidance, but I have been feeling so poorly these past few months I don't even know what to do. It's gotten really, really bad the past two weeks and today I feel as if I am in the presence of profound grief. I feel almost as if I am at a funeral and someone I love has died. Please help. What should I do?

based lolo

>>77152028
do a flip

Well, that's victory for shigs.

Average NQLD family

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>yfw Gummi Bears DIDN'T get away with it this week

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>>77152028
Stop watching porn it's fucked your head and go for a walk.

Haven't fapped in a week lads

I know dad, you keep telling us.

Love you son :')

I TOLD YOU MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE AND HER
I HATE YOU DAD

What's all this racket going on?

>poomi poors will miss the 8
>poocucks ltd will miss the 8

feels good lads

Mum, dad isn't using my pronouns again

>>77152028
you are in a dark place at the moment mate but there is hope, no matter if you can't see it at the moment, there will be good times in the future.

>soufs

What is this song?

What's the crowd number

Aryan god coming onto the field lads

>>77151904
>>77151904
>>77151904

ethan lowe

coen hess

Imagine the memes if he scored that over Crichton

that burst of power

Got Love Rears Its Ugly Head stuck in my head now lads

Was hoping for a 24+ victory, but it will be less than 8.

Goyim.

Wearing a suit on a football field lads

Watching afl lads

Thinking about her.

Thinking about him.

Thinking about Xer.

Is this the game that decides who is the true saviour of the white race?

>>77152292
>>77152305
Did you just assume each others gender?

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should get that thing on his neck checked out

Do Queenslanders Only try to make the cringiest commercials on purpose?

Just got an erection from Cam Smith's grunts lads

>>77152345
You are not allowed to watch that show or its commercials.

Shaun Johnson ruptured his ACL lads

>>77152314
This is out of date, you just turn into a vegetable when you do it now.

>>77152365
I have no trades left.

>>77152366
Which vegetable would be the best to turn into? A carrot?

>>77152375
-.-

>morgan dead
It's over

Morgan gonna do a JT

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>mfw the cowwies make the top 4 without JT and scott

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>that gap

>need a 23 point win to be top 4 this round
Pls happen

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>>77152421
>mfw

>nqld playing multiple songs by noted all black rock band living colour
What did they mean by this?

Some guy is rubbing cum on my knee lads

what at Elite trade it was to bring in morgan this week lads

>facing backwards
>knocked foward
???

>>77152509
Broncos feed

whats vonnies favorite position?

doggy

Left fielder

If you were an nrl player, what would you get as your tramp stramp

>>77152587
Lube before entry

dinner then lads?

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What happens in that plastic box lads.

Can't remember the last time I saw a female touchie lads

I'm not looking for advice but I just needed to post this somewhere anonymously
I just had a panic attack. My heart rate shot up, my face became numb, my fingers and toes started tingling, felt a cold sweat develop inside my shirt and felt like I was suffocating
I tried to calm myself down by putting my hoodie cap over my head and putting my head in my lap while folding my arms but it didn't do anthing so I quickly looked up what I should do on the net and it told me to run on the spot
I ran around the room for 5 mins and when I finally calmed down I collapsed on the floor in exhaustion
I actually don't feel too good rn but the symptoms have subsided

terrible choice of music lads

>>77152652
The round when tonga and the rest played, there was a game in the sticks and it had the best DJ

How do I get away from all the politics lads?

>>77152652
When half your audience are bogans what do you expect them to play other than AC/DC and other trash like that.

Just gave the other team a free full set lads

>>77152686
Watch the footy

>that poker face

Strong NRL opinion coming through.

Intentionally kicking the ball out on the 5th to "soak up time" is lazy and I don't think it makes you have the game anymore "in control".

It seems unsportsmanlike and selfish too.

>>77152733
Either team would do it, its just like any sport you do what you can to win.
In tennis if the other player is injured you run them side to side.

>>77152745
but don't you run them side to side even if they are not injured?

>>77152733
bit of a pleb opinion 2bh

>>77152745
Its not that I don't see the point to it. It just seems really lazy and easy to kick it over the sideline instead of keeping the momentum flowing.

Jamal is going to win it all.

Will a woman finally complete the Ninja Warrior qualifiers tonight lads?

>>77152790
the more important question is if beau ryan will do well

Does your accrued leave get paid out if you quit?

Does your accrued leave get paid out if you get sacked?

i think they have to pay it out m8

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https://www.fairwork.gov.au/ending-employment/notice-and-final-pay/final-pay

Not a fan of bogan degenerates or Islander shitskins lads

What should I do with my massive payout lads? Knights to win?

>our defending "champion" won't even make the 8

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How embarrasing

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>my cowies win.. AGAIN
kek, thanks for the "away" game Poobitohs

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>being a cowcuck customer

>posting tumblr gifs

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>not posting anime girls

Nobody reply to the disgusting weeb subhuman

>>77153057
reply

Just tricked some faggot into giving me a (you) lads

just pretended I got a (You) lads

Just stole some faggot's (you) lads, you should see how butthurt he is

I've never watched one of those cartoons lads

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>he hasn't watched EVA

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>7. Eels
>8. Dragons

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>posting yellow women

TWICEUUUUUUUU

Watching ninja, long pause of the black guy.
Kek

Poo Ryan

>how to climb pole

That pole looks hard.

Watching the based black man with my little sister lads

>Try to concentrate on an obstacle course
>Some roided cunt keeps screaming at you

These climbers look gay lads

I could do that course blindfolded lads.

>>77152921
Yes to both. Sick leave isn't paid out though

LOL NIGGER

Holy fuck my sides.

Niggers gonna nig

I was hoping he did well so white women would be encouraged to breed with superior dark men

>>77153615
>fucking up the first obstacle
>superior

>>77153626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gUW1JikaxQ

Spot the whiteboi

>>77153615
Implying they care about his effort.
>The commentators talking about how women are disappointed around the country
All white women love BBC

this dyke is pretty cute

>>77153652
Yep. Got several mixed friends. White women literally fight to get their BBC's

Is /afl/ going to beat us lads

>>77153675
t. nigger who couldn't get past the first stage

>perma crippled sports personality vs recently retired brownlow medalist

hmmm

>>77153713
Do NOT let /afl/ see this

Oh shit here we go

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/afl/ BTFO

kek

KEK

the only thing funnier was the deaf bloke straight after

You could hear a pin drop when he fucked up but he couldn't

>>77153894
That wasn't funny you edgey little shit

i'm not going to reply to cheap bait lads

Would a deaf player be penalised for ignoring a ref's whistle

>>77153928
I texted my blind mate who knows a ref but he hasn't replied yet

My faggot friemd keeps texting me despite me not ever replying lads

Just sent my mate a dick pic by "accident" lads

Just deleted my mate's dick pic instead of saving it because he's cut like Pearce is going to be cut from the 2018 NSW origin team lads

BREAKING: Pearce confirmed for being in NSW 2018 team lads.

>Poorce being dropped in a Brad Fittler coached team

>>>/r/eddit

Pearce is the key to all of this, if we can make him work, it'll be great, it'll be great

>>77154061
Based Gus

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>women

Reminder that Bad Shittler unironically had Latrell Mitchell in his team

>>77154098
But he's the next greg inglis

We made it through to the semi's lads
Gonna go tell /afl/

nostalgia was like a disease, one that crept in and stole the colour from the world and the time you lived in. made for bitter people. dangerous people, when they wanted back what never was.

Daily reminder that nrPOO players can't please their women thus spurning them into corporate AFL arms.


SAD!

/afl/ is bullying us lads

>their ninja is worse than ours
>their 'sport' is as limp wristed as soccer
>/nrl/ has literally held their tipping hip, proving they dont even know anything about their 'sport'

I think we're fine m8

>tfw want to watch the tennis but have work in the morning

I wish i was still a neet lads

Literally me, up at 6 tomorrow.

>When I'm unemployed I wanna kill myself
>When I had a job I wanted to kill myself

Will I ever be happy?

The computer says no.

>>77153177
bowfu <3

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>>77150114
>manly sea eagles
>the city of Australia

>>77157797
Please watch our sport

thats Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles to you cunt

>>77157797
post your selfie somewhere else lad

first fucking post of the day

bitches better fuck off for the rest of the rest of the day

Lads I was too nervous/excited about today and I literally got no sleep. I am going to be so fucked today.

Kill me

>>77169460
Please watch our sport

Stop bumping these threads

RIP our guy based sammy thaiday

>that log jam in the middle of our ladder

Who makes it lads? Still have a cheeky fiver on AddomadicCarr

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>tfw SJ getting injured has stuffed me up and now I'm screwed for this rest of the year

>>77175559
Fixing that particular problem is going to wipe out my remaining trades i think. Now i just need to hope Smith doesnt go down.

yeah if smith goes down just put a line through me Tbh

>>77175559
Who are you m8? I might feel better if im playing you soon

>>77175593
who are (You)

>>77175400

I think it will be I love Lamp, The Fabulous, LaffinGOAT and JAC in 5th to 8th. Not necessarily in that order.

>Sam Thaiday kicked out of the Broncos
>Broncos choke in the finals
>Thaiday is offered a lucrative deal with the Newcastle Knights
>Newcastle Knights begin a Golden Age of Rugby League, culminating in10 consecutive premierships
>Statue of Sam Thaiday is erected on top of the State Parliament House in every state
>Sam Thaiday ushers in an Age of Enlightenment after earning his TAFE course in Rugby SuperCoach, bringing wisdom and prosperity to all Novacastrians
>The entire city of Queensland commits suicide
>Nobody attends the funeral
>A tear of gratitude rolls down the right cheek of the statue of Sam Thaiday

Thaiday wouldve had his fair share of PAWG sluzzas down in the valley. He is shit now, time to give it up

What's that movie where they run around filming an alien invasion?

nvm found it.

Forrest Gump

>Merrin and SJ out for the year
Put a fork in me lads

Made it through today lads. I'm beat to shit though. What do I do so I can repeat today again tomorrow.

>>77175829
Lucky he has a white wife now and lucrative deals with nova?

Thaiday will lead the Titans to a premiership and Bennett will have a stroke

>>77175624
>Counting out a Gummi Bears limps into the finals episode

>>77176676
>implying newfags were around back then

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Any grubs in the media here?

I keep refreshing her facebook.

Ugh this guy keeps poking me on Facebook lads

>>77176692
Checking in.

looking for a chubby australian bf

Poomi poors is fucking finished.

>he doesn't watch ninja warrior
kek

KEK

K E K

>the bachelor is going try be a ninja

Will we finally have a woman defeat the patriarchy that is Ninja Warrior tonight lads?

http://afltables.com/rl/crowds/2017.html

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No.

That guy could be a space marine

>>77177397
Holy shit DO NOT LET /afl/ SEE THIS

>those fucking abs
wtf I'm gay now

>step sons
FRENCH

>polerider
Hmmm

>those arms

damn

Who needs leg day anyway

this bloke is homo as fuck

>card has japanese on it
Weeaboo fireman

>be fireman
>can't ride a pole

>>77177443
Mate you're as bad as that woman commentating, when the fuck do firemen ever try to go up or even stay in place on a pole

pls be wearing the sailor moon costume during the run

>>77177452
I know a fireman who goes up and down on a pole everynight

>>77177453
>you will never wear a sailor moon costume while riding a pole on prime time tv

If she is wearing I'm whipping my dick out lads

https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/nrl/news/nrl-wont-bail-out-any-more-struggling-clubs

muh dick

>ripped pole dancing milf

kek

KEK

When will femlets learn lads?

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Tried my best one handed lads

>>77177505
It's not fair lads

Based Manlets

So is the secret to being elite at Ninja Warrior being ultra thirsty for your sister?

>>77177397
>souths lowest home average
Where did all the souths "fans" go lads

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>>77177529
Rusty ate them.

I hope these dudebros both get cancer lads

I hate sympathy cases.
It's sad and all but I don't want to be more depressed watching the telly. I watch this shit to be happy.