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how many of the u19 team has chelsea already bought and sent out on loan

>>77145143
All of them. England's football is even more fucked for the future then it currently is. Mcclaren's time is going to look like a paradise compared to what you're about to see in the next 20 years

Good op

>>77145136
Will Mendy ever sign for City

>>77145189
He's going to Liverpool m8

>>77145136
Will Arsene Wenger ever die?

>>77145198
ball dont lie

>>77144597
Good lad

>>77145198
WITHOUT A DOUBT
>he doubts the magic 8ball

>>77145136
is javi martinez signing for liverpool this window?

>>77145136
Keita to Liverpool?

>>77145136
Is Sanchez staying

>>77145136
Will Chelsea hijack Mendy from City?

>>77145136
Will Sanchez still be an arsenal player next season?

>Inter Milan have asked Manchester United about taking Anthony Martial as part of a deal for Ivan Perisic to move to Old Trafford.

Also, who the fuck writes the rumours? Mouyes would NEVER sell to Wonga.

>>77145136
Jets to sign anyone?

>Poop has spent another 100 million
>You now remember Qatarlona bandwagoners and Bundes posters saying he'd win the league easy first time like in their non-parity leagues

>>77145225
>>77145230
>>77145236
>>77145237
>>77145239

Fuck this ball, it isn't ITK at all

>>77145236
>>77145239
It matches up. Ball couldn't predict until 11 seconds later.

>>77145136
The magic 8 ball is an ABL

>>77145136
is /myteam/ getting Pasalic and a decent CB?

>>77145245
>Mouyes would NEVER sell to Wonga.
Who do Arse supposedly want from United?

>>77145256
its as good as an ITK on twatter

>>77145136
it is?

>>77145288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLjwRuOoakI

>>77145136
>>77145293

it is??

>>77145314
kek

>>77145245
>cech

>>77145254
>You now remember Citeh sacking a perfectly good manager to make way for Pep

>>77145136
Will Manure finish 6th again?

>>77145293
>>77145314
kek based 8ball

Did england win the Africa Cup of Nations? HYPE

>>77145337
>You now remember bayern sacking a perfectly good manager to make way for Pep

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>tfw someone replies to you with "it is" on another board

>>77145284
Martial.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/821021/Arsenal-Man-Utd-Anthony-Martial-Kylian-Mbappe-Wenger-Premier-League-Transfer-News-Gossip

>>77145337
Pellegrini was awful, he only did well with Mancini's squad and system

>>77145329
>selling an ancient GK for one of the most expensive GK's of all time

L U L.

>>77145392
That would actually be a good move for Martial desu, Sanchez will be gone and he'll get to be the main outlet outwide with no defensive chores. Would never happen like you said though.

>>77145375
Fugg that was worse, he won the champions league for them as well after all those years of trying and that loss at home to Chelsea

>>77145337
>sell dzeko and replace him with bony
>fail to build on mancinis team
>awful record against the top teams
>bewildering insistence on playing navas every game
>bought zero fullbacks (only brought in an ageing sagna for free)

lets not pretend he was a top manager, city regressed under him and went from champions to scraping top 4

>>77145405
Better than the egg freak has done

>>77145468
>sign sterling
>bench him for navas because you didn't want him signed (even though you needed a HG)
genius

>>77145136
Will I be Rich?

>>77145504
wew lad, can you chip us a tenner?

>>77145422
Sanchez might stay. Arsenal get back in CL and he's fine, if they don't, then he's honoured his contract and goes anywhere on a free.

>>77145504
you capitalised rich, meaning that you will be called Rich instead of actually being rich. sorry Rich.

Anyone done an overnight train ride in europe?
Thinking of doing amsterdam to vienna or something like that

>>77145136
Will I be pretty?

>>77145609
LONDON

>>77145550
Did London-Marseille once, it was quite /comfy/

>>77145609
r u grill?

>>77145609
asl bby?

>>77145249
The got that CB from victory.
But now kokko is gone maybe another striker who is either injured half the season or who can hit row z from the 6 yard line in front of an open goal.
Could be another long year for us lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBvSIah3byA
>All this in July

>>77145818
I can definitely see them ham it up a bit to get more money. I just can't see it being as genuine before.

Either that or it just gets boring, with the odd funny meltdown here and there. It was getting that way last season.

1.Tottenham
2.Man U
3.City
4.Chelsea

>>77145885
I'm okay with this.

>>77145136
Will spurs win anything this season

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>>77145902

>>77145902
Checks out

>>77145136
Will Wayne Rooney be a good signing?

Any of you tell me in depth why you don't rate Mbappe?

Not worth 100milly plus (yet), but he's seriously looking like the next big thing, not many people have had the season he had at 18. Messi is probably the most recent comparison I can think of.

>>77145550
>>77145622
Yeah they really are comfy

>>77145930
People still don't rate Kane. People still don't rate Zidane. People still don't rate Ronaldo. You expect them to rate a kid after a decent 6 months?

gf to me soon

>>77145136
Has she left?

>>77146073
True about the rating thing, bit it's more that people don't ronaldo or Zidane because people make outrageous statements about them. Neither of them are close to GOAT status, but people always claim they are which makes people rate them less.

>>77146073
I did Prague to Berlin during the day and even that as comfy as hell, especially being in the dining cart with some amazing scenery. Something about being all night on the train seems extra /comfy/ to me.

>>77145136
will monaco BTFO a member of the holy alliance again?

>>77146143
reroll

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal_Chimbonda#Wigan_Athletic

>After a hugely successful first season in English football, Chimbonda was named in the PFA Team of the Year for the 2005–06 season, having been voted as best right back in the Premiership, ahead of Gary Neville, Steve Finnan and Paulo Ferreira.

>On the final day of the 2005–06 season, he handed in a transfer request after Wigan lost 4–2 to Arsenal in the final game played at Arsenal's old Highbury ground, only six months after renegotiating his contract for a further four years. This riled the Wigan management, who set a high price – higher than many prospective buyers were willing to pay – and informed Chimbonda that he could "play in the reserves until his contract is over", if he was not bought.

>Tottenham Hotspur replied with a £2 million transfer offer and then a £3 million offer; however, both were rejected, as Wigan had stated that any offers below £6 million would not be accepted, despite previously stating that, according to his agent Willie McKay, "they wouldn't step in the player's way if a top club came in for him".

Daily reminder that £6m (for a PFA Team of the Year player and France international) was considered shocking and unreasonable only 10 years ago.

>>77145136
Will she EVER initiate a text session first...EVER?

>>77141751
Just feel like saying those posts in the previous thread were not by me. I don't bully people!!!

>>77145136
Will I get an 8?

>>77146207
Fuck

>>77145136
can i still save my football career?

>>77146207
you never asked when the 8 would be though

>>77145136

Am I going to make it?

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>>77146230
Sorry Martin

Chelsea have had an £88m bid for Juventus and Argentina striker Gonzalo Higuain, 29, turned down. (Tuttosport - in Italian)

>Liverpool are expected to make a new bid for RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita, 22, next week. The Reds have already had a £57m offer for the Guinea international rejected.(Sky Sports)

Manchester City are stepping up their efforts to sign Monaco left-back Benjamin Mendy, 22, for £50m after Tottenham told them they could not have Danny Rose, 27. (Sunday Express)

>Stoke City are waiting for West Ham to make a third bid for Marko Arnautovic and want £22.5m for the 28-year-old Austrian forward.(Mail on Sunday)

Monaco forward Kylian Mbappe, 18, is set to stay at the club for one more year, according to Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger. The France international has been linked with both the Gunners and Real Madrid. (Sun on Sunday)

>Meanwhile, Wenger says midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23, will definitely stay at Arsenal this summer, despite interest from Liverpool.(Metro)

Leicester City are holding out for more than £40m for Riyad Mahrez, with Roma set to make another move for the 26-year-old forward. Chelsea and Everton have also shown interest in the Algerian. (Mail on Sunday)

>Or, Mahrez has already agreed terms with Roma.(Mediaset, via Metro)

Real Madrid's Brazilian right-back Danilo, 26, is interested in a move to Chelsea. (Diario Gol, via Star)

>West Ham will need to reach a compromise with Manchester City to complete the loan signing of England goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30. (Sunday Express)

Liverpool winger Ryan Kent, 20, is wanted by Hull as part of the deal that will take Scottish left-back Andrew Robertson, 23, in the opposite direction. (Sunday Mirror)

>>77146244
Double Yes!!

Dont forget us Anon, when youve made it

Italian headlines:
SOS Spalletti
Inter beaten by Nurnberg and stalled on the market
The Coach rings the alarm
‘We need three or four players: we’ve had discussions, now promises must be kept’
Perisic to Man Utd can bring Martial
Roma, summit with Nainggolan
Contract renewal is on the way
Juve-Matic, Chelsea open
Locatelli with De Sciglio too

You wanted a bike? Now get pedalling
Toro: Mihajlovic, the face says it all
Coach continues to wait for reinforcements and work amid doubts
Today the debut in a friendly
Montella has a stellar Milan at his disposal, now it’s up to him to make it work
Juve: Emre Can lined up
Decisive days for the Liverpool midfielder, the alternative is Matic
For the defence, Garay emerges
Inter
First KO and Perisic pain, ouch Spalletti

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;_;

Thanks for everything you big fat lummox

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Inter have still not been able to sell Gary Medel, as it’s rumoured he’ll snub Tigres to remain in Europe with Valencia.

>There are reports Juventus will miss out on one of their transfer targets, as Emre Can is close to agreeing a new Liverpool contract.

Manchester United are ready to include Matteo Darmian and Chris Smalling as part of their bid for Inter winger Ivan Perisic, but not Anthony Martial.

>Sevilla have announced the signing of Manchester City forward Nolito for a reported €9m, subject to a medical.

Kurt Zouma will join Stoke City on loan on Monday after signing a two-year extension with Chelsea, despite Nice's persistence. (L'Équipe)

>Tom Huddlestone has completed his move from Hull to Derby, signing a two-year contract with an option for a further year.

Alexis Sanchez has stated his desire to play in the Champions League and says he is waiting for Arsenal to make a decision over his future.

Anyone thinking Milan will have a disaster season? Nearly a brand new starting XI and with Montella.

Same could be said for Everton but I have a bit more optimism for them.

>>77146348
Chelsea are fucking retard's. nice would've been the perfect destination for Zouma.

>>77146255
>juve turning down 88mil for higpooin

>>77146375
i think Milan will do fine, they have a lot of time to play together. Unlike when a club buys alot of players over a bigger timeframe. I'm sure they are gonna end in top 3

>>77146375
But they've already won the most important part. The transfer window.

In all seriousness tho no I think they and Napoli will slug it out at the top as Juve fall from grace

>>77146425
If that half time thing in the champions league is true i could see Juventus being fucked. IT'S NAPOLI'S YEAR LA. I really hope so. They play beautiful football.

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Is Mou still Mou-rning? He should have skipped the preseason imo.
I hope they win today for his sake

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>>77146400
>chelsea trying to buy the Prince of Pepperoni

>>77146386
agree, guess chelsea want him to play english football or something

>>77146451
>If that half time thing in the champions league is true

what you talkin bout willis?

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>>77146453
He'll just get high on coke, lad.

>>77146475
Apparently there was a big bust up in the changing room at half time.
Bonucci was already disliked by Allegri so he stood up and called Dybala a big dirty poofta

>>77146486
Debunked

>>77146475
there seems to been some trouble in halftime in cardiff. There was a leak from Mandz but that was false. But still something has happened in the lockerroom and alves and bonucci leaving is no coincident

>>77146498
Ah, that sounds familiar now

More teams should be in for Lemar. Seems the real deal

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>>77146500
Oh sure.. he was snorting menthol for a 'cold', right? Not falling for your tricks, CIA!

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>oh, uh, 'allo anon, we did not expect to see you come down from your room. would you, uh, like to join us?

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the gf

>Alexis Sanchez admits he wants to leave Arsenal and play in the Champions League next season

If you wanna read some more about the Alexis saga
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/alexis-sanchez-arsenal-transfer-news-leave-champions-league-manchester-city-a7843256.html

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the gf

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Post visual representations of the consequences of United splashing out on Lukaku for the club

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>>77146599

Just watched 10 ScoutNationHD videos. AMA I'm basically a scout for Brendan Rodgers now.

>>77146636
which players did you watch and can you rank them?
also what do you think about this player: https://vimeo.com/92846254

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>>77146557
She's pretty cute :3

>>77146599
Why does Mouyes care? He did what United needed, which was get CL football. Had they not, they'd have gone into economical trouble. He'll just spend whatever and then move onto another chequebook club.

>>77145136
Will Chelsea sign...

Belotti, Veratti, Berardi, Perin, and Hulk?

>>77145136
are united the most snubbed team in existence

>>77146679
Liverpool. At least United have signed non-flops.

>>77146679
lel

hello i am looking for good homegrown left backs that dont play for totteningham
t. not MCFC Scouting Dept.

>>77145504
>>77145609
que fucking sera

>>77146689
ask the 8 ball before you go pulling facts out your arse

>>77145136
Have United signed any flops, unlike Liverpool?

>>77146654
Lemar, Sandro Ramirez, Milinkovic, Gelson Martins, Andre Silva, Ceballos, Lozano, Solanke, Ederson (City keeper)

In that order.

>>77146692
cant believe those pricks had the audacity to ask about Rose as well

>>77146721
because liverpool havent made signings yet. see

>>77146730
>ABL is uneducated
Salah and Solanke, lad. Keita soon.

>>77145136
Just to confirm so this butthurt anon will go away. Are united infact the most snubbed team in existence

>>77146692
Aaron Cresswell?
Ryan Bertrand?
Ben Chilwell?
Ryan Sessegnon?
How about Luke Shaw?
Dunno lad seems that the selection is not tha great

>>77145930
He looks very talented but that doesn't mean much these days. There are so many players who look the real deal at that age.
Remember El Shaarawy? Remember Adel Taraabt? Remember Ravel Morrison? etc.
Turning youngsters with big potential into world class players is absolutely not a foregone conclusion. It's actually very rare to see players reach their ceiling.

Mbappe had fairly average numbers last year. Monaco were so loaded with attacking threat that they averaged 3.4 goals per game last year, but Mbappe only achieved around 0.6 goals per game while being the focal point of said attack... That's not bad, but it's not great either.

In other words, he's not good enough at the moment to start at a top 4 EPL side. You're paying £100m for some mystical potential ability (which he'll almost certainly never entirely achieve). You can get Lukaku or Kane for less than that (and they're already proven strikers).

The real question is: does Mbappe really have true GOAT potential, and can he achieve it in the next 2-3 years?
I seriously doubt it. He's good, but there's nothing to suggest that he could be the GOAT.

>>77146755
this changes everything

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>>77146730

YOU DONT WIN LEAGUES WITH SALAH
YOU DONT WIN LEAGUES WITH SALAH

>>77146755
B T F O

>>77146729
>team wants to buy good player from other team
>this is bad somehow
its not like they're going to rip spuds off

>>77146764
>cresslel
>shaw
sessegnon just signed a contract unfortunately

will pass on the berty and chilly willy reccs to the not higher uppers at not MCFC

>>77146755
>>77146774
>>77146801
D o u b l e n e g a t i v e

Manure btfo once again!

>>77146598
Damn, I posted this little dude on /sp/ some days ago. He was annoying to catch.

>>77146803
can't blame me for the selection lad it's you guys who raise these players

>>77145711
Georgevski is a RB I think. If we get a good cm and another good CB we might be okay.

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>saturday night in

lads...

>>77146739
>Keita soon
>implying

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>You will never anxiously pass your summer in your hotel room waiting for a marginally bigger club than the one you are currently at where the fanbase hates you to sign you

>>77146920
>Liverpool EXCLUSIVE: Reds to make improved £65m bid for Naby Keita

>>77145122
Not sure if England vs Portugal or Nigeria vs. Sierra Leone

>Arsenal are getting rid of Chesney
>.... And Ospenis

Okay, so is Martinez their backup keeper now?

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how do i get a 5head gf

>>77146954
>in newspaper=it happened
>making a bid=having a bid accepted

>>77146976
It's okay lad they have Cech who's not injury prone or a shadow of his former self

guys, what happend with the slovak who was a juve customer, that got ruined by the pogba transfer?

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>>77146989
>he thinks we won't get him

>>77146979
It gets bigger every time it gets posted.

>>77146999
Or it's utter bullshit as per usual.

>>77145136
Am I about to get stopped by a police?

>>77147000
living on the streets, making money on his knees

>>77147001
No, I just don't think you will get him.

Benjamin Mendy@benmendy23
16/07/17

https://twitter.com/benmendy23/status/886366833879678977

>>77146979
live in england

Sweden truly is trying to take the worst poster on /trans/ from Netherlands.

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>>77146979

>>77147029
>famyoko replying

lads how is life this boring

>>77147038

that girl IS Danish, my man. But i will admit that irish/brit girls have huge heads.

>>77146255
Hope this is true from Everton. Means Swansea may get away with keeping Siggy.

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>>77147028
TOP KEK. Delusional of the highest order. We're literally CL team, why wouldn't he join? Oh that's right, you're a tard.

>>77147057

how old are you? Im 21 and i already feel pretty world weary. Just want to do a bit of travelling with a qt gf then settle down desu. Had my fun with m8s desu

>>77147056
it's like we're watching history being made

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>>77147029
>we are going to get baka-mendy shitposting on twitter all season

>>77146900
Trust in Merrick you reckon?
I still don't see the jets scoring many goals, as always.
Nice dubs btw

>>77147080
Not the same guy, but Liverpool are shit, that is why.

>>77147061
Where does it mention that?

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>>77147113
HAHahahhahahha. Best joke I've ever read. You'll see, lad.

>>77147089
32, I extended the 'fun with mates' way too long and when I came to the 'lets be a bit more serious' phase I realised Ive no idea what im at.

If i find a gf that'd probably help massively, but ive been alone so long now I dont think Id function in a relationship

>>77147137
Well if they get one attacking midfielder, they won't spend 50m on another.

>>77147169

what age should i look to start settling down and secure a gf?

>>77147169
>Above 30
>on 4chan
K Y S.

>>77147177
Oh, Mahrez, didn't see that. DOn't think they'd be after him. Koeman loves his workrate in wingers and Mahrez would just be another Delofeu.

They're most likely getting Siggurdson which most likely means insta relegation for the Swans, unfortunately. Nice wee club.

>>77147191
By 27, you should have everything locked in.

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>>77146948
>You will never experience the emptiness and bleakness of being a reserve goalkeeper
>Raising trophies that you know deep down you don't deserve to touch
>Having the last of your dignity eroded away as you are ordered to warm up and put the kit on, despite everyone clearly knowing that you'll never touch the ball.
>Patiently waiting for your chance to prove everyone wrong, but just as you're about to break through, the club buys a new keeper instead
>Retire at 35, realising that you've basically wasted the first half of your life by chasing a dream that was always just out of reach

Daily reminder that reserve GKs are the depressed weeaboo NEETs of football. They're /ourguys/ through and through.

>>77147191
I wouldnt be worried about not having done so by 25/26, but if youre going to put it off for a while dont avoid grills entirely and lose the 'skill' of female interaction

>>77147202
i couldnt care less, just glad I wasnt wasting my pre 25 year old years here. If youre under 26 and on 4chan regularly get the fuck out and have some real fun, you can slow down and shitpost when youre older

>>77147230
Don't you have to play a certain amount of games to get a medal? So Cech didn't get a FA Cup medal for example?

>tfw she has a bf she doesn't love any more

ffs hurry up and break up

>>77147246
>the fun you're having isn't REAL FUN, do this predetermined thing in order to have fun! FAKE FUN!

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>>77147230
>tfw

>>77147230
>You're one of the five orso players still at the club training ground during international breaks
>Have to train with junior players who don't respect you

>>77147261
They abolished that rule for the league, like you can ask for more medals if a player is worthy of it. Which is fair, if for example one guy makes one appearance all season in which he scores a crucial winner to win the title, then he deserves a medal.

As for cups, I think everyone in the named squad gets a medal? I know they do that for the CL, no idea on FA or League cups.

>>77147291
Didn't he make some good saves?

>>77147271
Consult the 8-Ball

>>77147284
fight it anon

>>77147307
alright

>>77145136
will she ever break up with him

>>77147300
Interesting. I thought it was a bit shit they didn't get medals if they didn't play 5 games. Like imagine a guy playing 4 games, winning them all for your team, then having your legs broken for the rest of the reason and you'd never get the 5th app and thus medal.

>>77147322
:(

>>77147218
Maybe. But. He left before and they stayed up. Same was said for Michu, Bony, Allen, Davies, even Sinclair.

50m, take away 25m for the stadium and 25m can get you a tidy player with Clements contacts.

ALSO. Other teams who just came up are far more shit, along with Watford and Palace.

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>>77147322

>>77146105
You're an idiot for doing Prague-Berlin at night and missing /that view/ desu

>>77146728
What's the verdict lad?

>>77147322
Time to finally move on.

>>77147348
Hello can you read my post again pls!!

It was day and the fucking views were amazing.

>>77146728

IN THAT ORDER

>>77147378
Sorry Dermot, its a bit late innit?

>>77147452
Its getting there alright, still, reckon Ill stay on a bit later, its saturday night after all!

Anyways, Id like to take more train around the place. The Man In Seat 61 seems to be a good site for reading about them

>>77146728
you got a bright future ahead of you

>>77147503
Not really. I'm 47 in 2 weeks.

>>77147492
I've interrailed Europe, got as far as Vienna.

Best way to travel. Best memory was listening to Beethoven's 6th on that train.

haha trans haha

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>>77147540
could be worse lad

>>77147029
Mendy's honestly miles better at shitposting than pogba was last year

>>77147542
Yeah, that sounds perfect. If I go I think id like to hit Amsterdam/Copenhagen to blow off some steam for 2 days then down to Vienna for 3 days maybe and soak it all in.
Reasonable prices too.

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>>77147575
I'm JUST JOSHING YOU DUDE.
Just thought it was weird that the Irish lad was 32 and still coming here. Guess we are all here forever.

>>77147585
I did Paris-Dam-Berlin-Prague-Vienna

Dam was great but if you're not a stoner I dunno what else there is to do, you can see the sights in an hour.

>>77147629
Yeah I wouldnt be in to smoking anymore,if I could get class A's Id be up for it. Maybe fuck a hoor, dont know if im into that yet. Copenhagen would be somewhere Id like to see though.

>>77147678
Do a couple of dabs and walk around if you go Dam I say, use the drugs but don't waste it in coffee shops

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>tfw went to Amsterdam on my own and I'm not into drugs or hookers and it was full of stag dos and I never felt so lonely

>>77147927
why would you go to amsterdam then?

>>77147927
Id probably go alone, but it would be to booze, find class As and probably do hookers for a couple of days until i go somewhere nice

>>77147927
>stag do
why do you guys have the most meme term for everything?

>>77147927
I had a similar story, except I like drugs and hookers.

>>77147958
I went to see a band

>>77147973
Stag do's and hen parties are a british staple.

>>77147973
What do you call it?

>>77148214
Bachelor Party.

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anyone still here?

>>77148392
hi

>>77148392
waiting for la galaxy/man u

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Shes NEVER coming back

>>77148392
same thing as >>77148420

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If Man City really want a good LB, why don't they re-sign Hames Milner
>Most chances created for any wingback in the PL
>He would be open to joining Man City obviously
>Fits Poop's meme inverted fullbacks tactic better than anyone else, as well as playing in practically any position
>He's used to meme management
>Having two brave Yorkshire lads as wingbacks
It's a no-brainer

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shit just got real

>>77148779
>Mata
>Forward

What's the mata with Mouyes?

>>77146255
>Chelsea have had an £88m bid for Juventus and Argentina striker Gonzalo Higuain, 29, turned down

wow, whats wrong with Juve

>>77146494
Who the hell names there child Matilde in the 21st century. Good think she is kinda good looking.

>>77148779
I think it's more like 3-5-1-1, with mata behind rashford

>>77145136
will i ever be happy with someone by my side?

>>77148779
Could be it's a 4-3-3 with lingard/mata on one of the wings.

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>Arsenal put all 11 players on the goalline to defend an indirect free-kick during their 3-1 win against Western Sydney Wanderers - but still conceded. (Mirror)

>A five-year-old tweet from new Manchester City signing Kyle Walker, in which he described City supporters as 'glory fans', has resurfaced. (Mail)

>>77148897
>Believing Chelsea bid 88m for Higuain.
If Belotti, who Conte supposedly wants, has a 89 mil release, and is 23, why would Chelsea then go and bid 88 for a 29 year old?

Think, man

>>77149059
well, its on the internet so it must be true

>>77149076
>>77149059
For weeks we've had claims Arse have made £87M, £90M and preparing £120M bid for Mbappe. Wonga has said they've never even made one and he's gonna stay at Monaco. The rumour mills are bollocks most of the time.

>>77149105
Granted even as fat as he is, he still is a true 9 who can still put the ball in the net, but i dont think anyone would pay more than 50-60 mil for a 29 y/o striker who is on the decline, no matter how good he did previous year. Juve are stuck with him i guess.

>>77149105
Oh, no, I agree; I don't think Chelsea were going after Lukaku, for example. Morata is plausible, but I also doubt it due to trying to pry him from Real would cost quite a bit. Belotti is also plausible, but if they were, they already would have done it. I think they're going to go with Bats, desu.

>>77149186
yeah but they still need another striker if Costa is gone for sure

>>77149165
>>77149186
one of those depressing things. once upon a time people made team sheets of all 'linked' players. Some of them were truly awful.

>>77149197
They still have Remy, though he's on loan. Should have kept Solanke and used him as Bat's backup.

>>77149294
Should have kept Lukaku in hindsight

>>77149331
Mourinho gutted the team, desu.

>>77149345
I'll gut you if you don't stop chatting shit bout ol' Coke head.

>>77149331
If they kept him he would probably be a couple of years behind on his progression, and they would have ended screwing him up.

>>77149411
Like Sturridge.

any good streams?

>>77149559
I'm too greedy, Danem8

>>77149559
Anyway, try Firstrow

>>77149587
>>77149605
thanks lads. i'm retarded, it's on my streaming app.

>Jose Romerinho
>murican commentarors

>>77145885
Checks out

Is LA Galaxy even a real team? I don't watch MSL

>>77146184
leave her m8

>>77145136
Am I sissy

>>77149769
kek

>>77149722
Sort of. They're like the Harlem Globetrotters

MY boi Rasher!

>>77149801
Harlem Globetrotters are Liverpool, lad. Hilarious acrobatic stuff.

Nice goal rashford.

>lags

>tfw sportie died

How many Brit kids do see themselves in the Telly, imagining being watched by millions? I think it's hell to be a footballer in UK. The creators of this beautiful game... This is incomprehensible to me.

>Chelsea put all there eggs in the Sandro basket and now are going to miss out on Mendy

God fucking damnit.

>>77149990
Read this post 3 times and I can't understand your point

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>>77150024
Devilish.
It was a serious question.

>>77150038
>murican Carrick worship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dV7nlH8J4A
>you now remember Vlad Chiriches

>>77150038
D-don't leave me Jesus... I'm so alone...

>>77145122
>Fuck off /pol/, edition
what did they do now?

>>77150123
123

Enjoy.

>>77147029
Agent Baka already paying off r-r-r-ight guys?

>>77150150
they hurt even more feelings than usual

I'm smelling something horrible. Do you lads smell it?

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I hope Zlatan goes to LA. He'll like it. It's me deserty:)

which ones are the LA Lakers? the ones with the basketball players in red ??

>>77150150
Last thread somebody said 'oh yay England won U19' and somebody went on an autistic screech rant about how they're not 'English' and they'll never be English and that the Jews are blah blah blah. Somebody made a single joke reply of 'Traitor' in response to the autistic screecher going 'I won't support a team with blacks/pakis in it'. This started off a huge fight between couple of /pol/brits, Austria, Canada and then the shitposting Frog who never posts sports stuff. Usual shit.

>>77150298
He'll prob stay at United for 6 months unless Mouyes signs somebody else. He doesn't seem to rate Martial.

>>77150317
The team with the BIG BALLER

>>77150332
BBB should sign Pogba and takeover the sport

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>>77150348

>>77150348
>he's not a pogballer
Yes, I see it now, the shitposting will be magnificent

>>77150321
Well then United will be led by a jittery striker who's subbing for an injured useless giant and a new striker who's completely drunk off of his 15 minutes of fame (Lukaku)

>>77145136
will tottenham win the league next season?

>>77145136
am i going to make it lid?

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http://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/big-transfer-target-keisuke-honda-rejects-mls-for-mexico-signs-with-pachuca/

Did this gook scrub really just snub us for mexican liga el putos? I can't believe this horse shit

>>77151262
Ayy

>>77151262
>>77145902
8 ball SO adamant

>>77151301
>>77146244
*dabs*

>>77145136
Any updates on Javier Martinez to Liverpool deal kind of situation

>>77145136
will i have sex this year?

>>77151480
you gon get raped lid

>>77145136
Will I fly halfway round the world and rape some little pussyboi?

>>77146999
>>77147038
Swedebro being based as usual

>>77151324
liga mx > mls

>>77146503
Is that when they were told to throw the match, they would get paid more for loosing, and some of them refused, wanting the trophy more than the money? Cause Juve sure looked like they were going to win it until half time.

Hope you're all gonna watch Evo tomorrow

>>77151324
Anyone smart would go to Mexico over America

Does having a trip help you evade bans?
To stick to topic,
If Sanchez leaves, I don't think arsenal will struggle. They always do OK with or without him. Ironically enough, their worst season in ages was with him having a godly season

>>77151850
No, it makes it impossible. Sanchez is irrelevant since arsenal will never be serious contenders again.

>>77151881
>united
>liverpool
Where have I heard that before?

>>77145136
Will I get into university this year?

>>77145136
Is tomato a fruit?

>>77151799
>fighting games
Literally all the same thing

Rate my England team la:

---------------Blackman
Walker Smalling J.Gomez Bertrand
Sterling Ox-Chamberlain Alli Lingard
-----------Rashford Sturridge

Subs: G.Johnson, Clyne, Rose, Delph, Redmond, Townsend, Antonio, Walcott, Defoe

>>77152189
Spoken like a clueless idiot

>Danilo agrees personal terms with Chelsea, asks Real Madrid to lower demands
Is he good?

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what did they mean by this?

>>77152404
I've only heard terrible things about him desu

>>77152359
Spoken like someone on 4chan at 3am

>>77147108
I think he's compotent enough, our squad is okay, and given the dire situation of several teams I'm a tiny bit optimistic. Problem is we're always a bit optimistic before the awful seasons that follow.

>>77151881
If Liverpool did it, why not arsenal?
Even though they don't have a Suarez, the rest of the team isn't as bad

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what the..

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Will Chelsea bid £187m and get their striker?

>>77152794
whats with the seinfeld hair?

Rise and shine, lads.

>>77152533
what the..

Reminder that if you use mobile.twitter instead of twitter you can easily save the videos, convert them to webm with webm for retards, and post them on 4chan for all your friends to see.

>>77153018
>4chan
>friends
theres probably some pathetic truth here

>Danilo and Chelsea already have an agreement and the negotiations are advanced with Real Madrid

>Need a new striker
>Waste time taking Halal's awful fullback of them
What did they mean by this?

>>77153115
What I don't get is why Danilo. It means that Conte doesn't want to play Aspie as RWB, which means that the defence will stay Aspie-Luiz-Cahill, which means that Christensen will not play.

>>77150038
Looks like my brother to be honest

>>77153153
Maybe he can't secure any left back and just decuded to move Aspie back there. Even that doesn't make sense though since Alonso is a better option than fucking Danilo.

>>77145136
Will I make it in time?

>>77153210
>and just decuded to move Aspie back there.
Ffs please no.

Any update on the Cristiano to PSG situation?

>>77153232
Just hope Madrid get greedy and push Chelsea away, there's no way this could be an improvement to the squad.

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>Joins Villa
>a week later is already the captain
what a man

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Tennis match of the year >>77152188

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Guess who's back, back again.

>>77153043
We're all friends here.

>Swansea drew 2-2 with Philadelphia Union
ayy

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>that hat

>>77153534
Looks like RIck Saloman

>>77145160
put a transfer ban on Chelsea's youth sides, problem solved

>>77152910

2017
Falling for this meme