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He's fat and looks like someone with Down syndrome. Is this the Pulisic they all talk about?

#respect

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>>77143341
heard you was talken shit

Why 10 Fätze threads a day recently?

>>77143337
What did you mean by this? Everyone knows he hasn't played or trained in like six months

>>77143532
Just came back from treating his metabolism disorder.

>>77143337
Is this a nfl player??

>>77143337
thicc

>>77143532
today he played his first match in 6 months

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six years ago

>balding that hard at 25
Jesus

>>77143632

McDonald's Cup in the USA?

is this from today??

I legit thought he would be the next goat when he was 18 years old.

>>77144395
On one hand...
>balding
>fat
>made his fans hate him by moving to Buyern
>sudoku'd his career at Buyern
However...
>devout Christian
>won >us a World Cup

He is still a hero

how is he so fat

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>>77144810

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>>77144691
>is this from today
yes. pic related is from when he joined dortmund

>I legit thought he would be the next goat when he was 18 years old.
we all did. he was never fast but now he can't even dribble anymore

HEEM THICCCC

Fuck you guys, his metabolism is actually fucked up. No memes.

>>77144968
doping fucks with your health. who knew?

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>>77144968

why does he looks like a 50 yr old man

>>77144748
if he's so devout how comes he gets fucked up by metabolism and baldness, what a shitty god you have there :^)

>>77144997
Has some crazy muscle disease or something

>>77145013
Jesus was a mistake

>>77144987
>>77144991
Fuck you, you will apologise once he gets back into shape.
Screen cap this post.

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>>77145091

>>77144997
alcoholism tßh

>>77145132
>hold up m8, *wheeze* just need a quick breather

>>77143341
7-1

>>77145013
He's in the process of dying for our sins. Repent, nigger, he's the messiah of football.

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>>77143337
>this is the same man who won a nation a World Cup
>Hes 25

>>77146211
the guardiolel effect

>>77144991
JUST

He... He's fat

>>77146256
he was a buyern player when he scored the wc winning goal

>>77144748
>devout Christian

>good thing

LOL why would believing in stupid mythological bullshit be a positive

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>>77146448

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>>77146448
Let us show them, my atheist friend

>>77143337
Is that fucking Alex Jones?

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>>77145166

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>>77145171
"when a non-german says 7-1"

to be fair when you've scored the winning goal in a World Cup final why even try anymore?

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>>77144810
Perfect

>>77144921
scored goal in wc final that won them wc
>not goat
he is unironically a bigger goat than tsunaldo and messi

Lay off the Rittersport,Dickmann's and Nutella

>>77145166
>Give me 15-20 minutes just a little sore

>>77147806
This desu, if I ever managed that I'd just retire

>>77143337
>blocks your path

https://youtu.be/F-dZGsd2rAY

>>77146426
Didn't see him play in red that evening.

>>77147804
>austria
>non-german
Cheeky, but you're only encouraging them.

>>77145171
Nice digits

>>77145171
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>77159917
Nice

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>>77159513
fix your eyes then

>>77143337
is that actually a pic from the recent game??

>>77143337
Damn...I should become a soccer player

This fat cunt is the Silvertina's executioner

Jonah Hill plays football now?

>win bundes with Dortmund and Bayern
>score the winner in WC at 22
>have shit metabolism

Literally working your ass off to be fit for football and get fat as a result.
Literally can't stop being fat.

He was always fat though, even when he was good. I think this metabolism thing is just a facade for something else.

>>77146448
works for Poland

>>77163414
Jonah Hill is not fat anymore

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>>77145171
>>77159917

>>77144810
Quality post

>>77164561
Yeah but man, getting to work out to be 1st team in Buyern and just getting fat isn't really something you can afford to do.
He was maybe a fatty but no Higuain.

>>77145171
kek

>>77152003
FAT ASSES

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LADS

LADS

IT IS HABBENING