Urawa Reds vs Borrusia Dortmund

>tfw it's looking like we won't get to see punished Götze just yet

FYI : no reus no kagawa no gotze no weigle

stream here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaLgkY0rtMc

>>77133286
For some reason Götze's in the squad, but won't be playing.

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hello

i genuinely believe that anyone desperate enough to watch this game should see a counselor

I claim this thread for /bundschissen/
thanks for reading

>>77133507
It's some comfy football related sunday afternoon Berieselung desu.

>>77133402
don't think so
when did they last sell a player that they didn't have to?

>diving in a friendly pre-season game
>brazilians

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>>77133517

>>77133241
Punished Götze - a man on a diet

go go reds
kill kill shinji
yay yay

>>77133618
rude

>>77133229
Is this gook food

shit son those kits are ugly, even for Dortmund standards

I can't watch, how's shit going?

>>77133643
one way traffic

>>77133507
just spoke to my spokesman and he says your mum smells

>>77133637
It's become standard by now
>home kit either divides opinion, or looks bad
>away kit always looks great

>>77133643
18th minute 0:0
Urawa sits deep, Dortmund is the better team

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Obama went full JUST with this hairstyle desu.

shitty Muto

>>77133643
>>77133660
Urawa is getting better

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>firing Tuchel for THIS

>>77133688
When did he not. One ugly nigger, lmao.

KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI KOROKI

Urawa player killed Pulidic

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This wouldn't be happening under Tuchel.

>>77133762
third nuke when?

>punydick

>>77133688
He's balding big time and hasn't acccepted his fate yet

>>77133776
when bvb leave japan

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miss me yet?

I never accept Borrusia Dortmund's lose! Get lost Urawa!

My least favourite Danish player ever played for Urawa. Brian Steen Nielsen.
He was like a discount Stig Tofting.

>>77133835
why are japanese people so C U T E

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Is Pummelchen ever going to play a football game over 90min again?

>>77133856
yes, when he plays FIFA

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>No Shinji
ugh

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>>77133880
<3

>>77133835
>>77133883
Why are Japanese people so lovely..

>Bartra

>badra

Buahahaha

Lmao

>shitmund

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>>77133883
>Nein zum Rassismus. Terrorismus.
I knew it, I always fucking knew it.

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>>77133883
I really really like this pic

Rode and Schürrle are shit. 45mil wasted.

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Ah Saitama, Tokyo's upstate NY.

Bartra really came good after his shit first 4 months

The kashima antlers funs hate Urawa Reds. Dortmund,GO-WIN!

shitty Muto again and again

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>>77133971
I like their flag desu.

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Oczipka to Schalke until 2020

>>77133984
He's not playing like he usually does though. He's too eager to impress. Tuchel would've reeled him back in by now or maybe this is what Bosz wants?

>>77134026
Heidel looks confused

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>>77133969

>>77134095
CUTE

how much will you bet that bvb finishes 10th this season and still doesn't fire bosz?

One of the girls in the crowd during one of their sponsoring appointments looked like Yui Hatano. Maybe it's a sign that I should be fapping right now?

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>FW 21 Zlatan

>>77134177
hmmmm...

>>77133883
So either way they win right?

>>77133883
DROPPED

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>>77134227

>stealing pictures

>Moor
typical turkcroach

>>77134390
he's pretty gifted and is playing a somewhat good game for his standards. His decision making is questionable though, but that's normal for a player his age.

>Schmelzer
>Sahin
>Castro
>Schürrle
>Rode
>Mor
wouldn't be starters for Leipzig

Friendly reminder that agreeing on a pre-season friendly ususally works like:
- book our team to come and play against yours: €1m
- book our team to come and lose against yours: €2m

Only a fool would think these matches are important.
>inb4 t. shareholder

>>77134439
no one thinks this match means anything

>WAS FÜR EINE GRANATE
Mohr to Bayern???

good shoot desu.

based mor

Sekine sempai, pls

>>77134453
Thomas Taktik Turbo Tuchel posters do.

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>>77134487

>>77134487
it's just shitposters desu mate

How tall is Zagadou?

shitty Muto

>schauen wir mal was der kleine Dribbler wieder macht
>runs into nothingness
>Fehlpass

>>77134512
1,94 I think.

G Ö Ä T Z E

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>>77134499
We prefer the term funposter.

>>77134512
1.95 apparently

>>77134499
>>77134487

>defending the best trainer in the history of the club is shitposting

>>77134532
>>77134545
There was a camera shoot where it looked like he's at least 10cm taller than Subotic.

>>77134512
1.96 I heard

>>77134543
He might've been a massive autist but I do miss him.

Schmelzer and Sahin on the other hand are massive cunts.

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Götze looks as fat as ever

>>77134532
>>77134545
>>77134579
Apperantly he has the ability to grow 1 centimeter every minute if he wants to.
interdasting

>>77134512
1,97 seemingly

>Littbarski speaks japanese

>Azzlack is being subbed in
good

I have something in my pants for you that's growing 1 centimer every minute

>>77134512
1.98 as the word is

STOP

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>>77134621
>>77134653

how tall is Emre Mohr?

>>77134630
he lived in japan for a whilw

>Komshu
what does it mean?

Mor as stupid as ever with his decision making. Good to see that he learned absolutely nothing in the last year.

>shittle

mor is like a poor man's dybala. i like him.

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>Emre Mohr "lässt durch"

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>>77134684
I know
>but dat accent

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>>77134640

>>77134711
he's from dumbmark

Schürrle won't make it to the next world cup

>>77134750
are you his doctor?

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>>77134711
he even cracked our lord and saviour

>>77134711
>peek turkish specimen

>wird mit 1.95 angegeben, wirkt aber wie 2 meter
are they browsing this thread?

>>77134761
yes, i diagnosed him with being bad at football

come on dortmund urawa is a team like concede 5goals against J league teams pls score a goal

waoh...

>Mohr hype incoming
ugh

Haters
B T F O
T
F
O

Makishit

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>i dont rank mor

Turk master race confirmed

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>>77134750
*bloksch your expectaschions*
hehe sorry kiddo

>>77134819
>>77134812
pfui go back to turkey

he's still fucking bad

>>77134812
No one is saying he doesn't have talent. He just lacks a brain.

>>77134778
thought the same

>>77134778

they certainly seem like anons with all this irl shitposting they do

Ahahaha

>Ruhrpottassis promoting beer consumption at 13:49

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>>77134356
No.

Pulisic

>>77134843
Why are you picking on Mor when Schürrle is playing worse in that regard?

>>77134836
>>77134842
>being this angery because muh turkroaches
lmoa

>>77134843
Tbh he's only made the wrong decision a couple of times this match. It's just when he's made the right decision he's fucked it up, like overhitting a pass.

>>77134871
nobody rates Schürrle anyway

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>makino cucked by moor
Feels good

ABM'S APOLOGIZE

will dortmund players get to meet their favourite jav actresses after the match?

>>77134871
Because he makes me angry. All that work he does should not be wasted with stupid passes.

With Schürrle you don't expect anything in the first place.

>gibts das noch Pockemon ne nä

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>>77134748
???

DAHAHAHAHA

>>77134911
only Götze watches jav porn

>>77134911
just to discover that they are pixelated in real life too

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>>77134942

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>weidenfeller ist noch ein junger torwart

>>77134940
a man of taste

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA

L A M O

ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO ENDO

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>>77134911
If I was a player I'd insist on it.

BOSZ OUT

>MARIO GÖTZE MARIO GÖTZE WIRD GEFOULT

KOMMREMAHNOCHEINS!

>tfw will never be a decent football player who could move to japan and be goat there and get to meet my favourite jav girl

>HSV stronger than ever
>Dortmund, Leverkusen, Schalke falling to pieces
>Hoffenheim and Leipzig distracted by their first CL campaigns

Hmmm. Hamborg back in Europa? More like Hamborg back in Champions.

>>77134990
me too

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Lek

Gooood gooooool!

>>77135015
>HSV stronger than ever
that means a lot LEMON

What will be Podolski's first distasteful tweet from Japan?
Doing "chink eyes", posing with a JAV pornstar, what else?

Nishikawa.....

>>77135015
the clock rises

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>baitmark

SCHÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ

looks like they found their biggest weakness ... that scoring against manlets is fucking easy

>>77135050
Poldi has total fjols-frihed.

>>77135078
reporting this post to the german authorities for heightism

>>77135009
Poldi is living the dream.

Goodbye Urawa. throw away belief that it is possible to win hahahahaha

>wir sind nicht nur 1,50m große japaner

RUDE

>turkish messi

>ibrahimovic

why do the japanese here dislike urawa so much?

Urawa has a poor defense hahahahaha

>>77135219
Their players are all fucking thugs and fans are retarded racists.

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>hes watching dirtmund against some chinks instead of the memekom cup

>>77135298
good to know

>>77135316
Yes. Yes we did.

>>77135316
>seeing some players and a team you don't usually watch vs. buyernwinslol
easy decision

>>77135372
>I dont rate based Hoffe

>>77135219
>>77135219
Urawa has a lot of money and robbed other team's players and Urawa supporters have a very bad attitude.

>rice vs noodles
discuss
my pick would be rice btw

>>77135412
depends on what you're having with it

>>77135412
I don't think you can choose with such a vague comparison, what kind of rice, what kind of noodles, and as >>77135437 said, what are you having with it?

>>77135412
Rice by a canyon.

dummer fidschi

>>77135478
dummer knutschi

>>77135402
so basically the customers of japan

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why dortmund defense plays so bad?

bye bye Urawa. Urawa won't make it to the championship this year.hahahahahaha

>>77135621
no turbo tactics tomfoolery

>>77135633
rararararararararararararararararararararararara 。

>>77135621
dortmund never spend much money on defenders
the money is sunk into attacking midfielders and strikers
#yolo

>>77135412
Noodles for me, Clive

>>77134512
In burger?

>>77131828
>>77131828
>>77131828

>>77135621
their defense has been shit since 2014
but playing suboticc and topkek doesn't help

is it true that tuchel didn't even want götze and schürrle and they were forced upon him by Watzke?

>>77135788
>>>77131828 (Cross-thread)
decoy /bundes/

>>77133229
/bundes/

>>77135805
Götze yes
Schürrle no

GUA 1 - 1 SHA

>>77136431
we are here >>77131828

>>77136478
you remind me of a coworker who tells people to have a break at the appropriate times

>>77136536
okay

>>77136536
ZUCHT UND ORDNUNG

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the power of germany is limited.