telekom cup 2017

hello?

Hi

hello i am here now

>>77131828
my body is ready

>>77133462
good

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>80% of posts are made by that German bot

>inb4 every game ends in benuldis

12 minutes to go

where is kyouko?

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her we go

>>77131828
any streams?

no one cars

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14:26
21. Die Stimmung beim Telekom Cup ist immer eine besondere, da gleich vier Fanlager im Stadion vor Ort sind.

14:22
17.Die Stimmung beim Telekom Cup ist immer eine besondere, da gleich vier Fanlager im Stadion vor Ort sind.

must be an exciting game

>>77135425
http://www.ran.de/fussball/live/telekom-cup-2017-live-fc-bayern-gladbach-bremen-und-hoffenheim-im-kostenlosen-livestream

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>>77135820

wer is der comod bei sat1?

dein mudda

>>77135910
mirko slomka

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I want to sniff her asshole

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>>77135856
are you cheating me?

>>77135933
stinks like shit

>>77135940
not allowed in non-german countries

>>77135958
id live off her feces and the lint stuck between her toes

your point?

>>77135931
thx
>>77135928
ne die is bei servusTV

>>77135974
using german server tho bro
>>77135979
very german

is timo werner wirklich ein hurensohn?

tell me about Werder Bremen great Augustinsson

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>>77136007
Timo werner ist ein /hurensohn/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuf75vMNi3E

>>77136038
Him and his buddy Delaney are moving on to bigger things a year from now.

>>77136118
why did he even leave kopenhagen
i mean delany

Is this /bundnate/ now or is is this thread >>77133229 ?

>>77136159
this is for now

>>77136159
i likee this one more amk

where is max kruse going?
>>77136159
every thread is /bundescheissen/

>>77135933
same desu senpai

>there are no Japs in this thread
:(

>oxford
ughughughughughugh

Hallo, Brüder.

why does Hecking always look so angery?

hello

>>77136281
/bundes/ is a DDACHUS general

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a friend of mine is currently in lisboa

the camera view is so edgy
looks like fifa

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>>77136370
PERU/A/NO

>>77136158
He was way too good for the league for maybe 18 months before leaving. Could have had a great career as a one-club man, but maybe he'll return some day, who knows.

>>77136378
huh?

PUT THE GRANATEN INTO THE BAG, ONII-CHAN

>>77136396
poor guy

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>>77136386
Best city on earth

>>77136435
Denmark, Deutschland, Austria, Switzerland, Usbekistan

>77136411


You have a severe mental problem

>>77136458
I remember that thread

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>>77136503
Sorry, I posted the wrong pic.

Iam about to pay 800 euros for banging candysamira (or sweetpinkpussy) without a condom

ask me anything

>>77136458
what is there even to do i mean what you can do what you cant do in any other big city

>>77136555
checked

>>77136555
do you own any cryptocurrency?

>>77136555
who that?

>>77136555
she looks like she smokes meth

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>>77136555

>>77136561
Nothing, in fact there is probably less to do than in most other European capitals, but it doesn't mean that it's not much better than those cities.

>>77136635
this kills the erection

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>>77136635

>>77136555
have you heard of lulu lüstern?

>>77136561
city tourism is a meme. same looks, same food, same street musicians everywhere. it's 100% meme.

>>77136555
can i come?

>ask me anything
>doesnt respond to a single question
every time

>>77136650
hmmm

>>77136411
Sabe, pa

In a city, you need to walk slowly and keep to the shadow. Massage your mind so you become a sloth. Sit down a lot to drink coffee, drinks and to eat.

>>77136650
>>77136458
i dont get it

>>77136788
thanks and checked

>show commercials
>one minute of broadcasting
>show commercials again
greedy fucks

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>>77136635

>>77136806
It's very beautiful, old super power capital in decline look.
It also has a great infrastructure for wandering around with their miradouros scattered over the city so you can sit and have a break now and again. It just has a good atmosphere and great food and wine. You can sit by the waterfront and have a drink while looking at the red bridge and at the land on the other side.
There are some beautiful old towns close by as well.

>Turn on telekom cup
>MUH YOUNGEST BUNDESLIGA COUCH OF ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will they ever get tired of this?

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>>77136737

>>77136980
>COUCH
Coach*

>>77136968
thanks for producing wanderlust

Heading out to go grocery shopping. Any specific wishes?

>wurstsalat mit pommes

what. I'm from BW and have never heard of this

>>77137009
You are welcome

>>77137016
No I did a bit shop this morning

>>77137016
Tiefkühlpizza Speziale Doppelpackung please

>>77137027
sounds fantastic though. unironically better than everything else "people" eat with pommes.

>>77137032
I meant big shop

>>77137016
oh god yes. bring peas and salmon please, thank you

>>77137051
>not ranking gyros mit pommes
weak

>>77137060
for you

>>77137051
>I dont rate SchniPoSa
>I dont rate CurryworschtPommes

>commentators getting hyped about bwl maymay tournament

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Based Hoffe is gonna win this bros

>get your best players stolen
>get your nr1 transfer target stolen
>bayern openly flirting with your couch
>happily get btfo'd in the custumer cup
is there a bigger cuck club in football rn?

>>77137164
dirtmund

>>77137164
how about the team that fired their coach because some players were butthurt that they didn't play???

>>77137153
much worse is that 80% of their talk is a bayern wankfest

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>that baby

cuuute!!

>customers obsessing over shitmund again
you guys need help

these are the jerseys they will bring home the cl title in

GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI GRANATDOWSKI

robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert

>>77137244
Other way 'round

>>77137244
yeah, I remember all those customers creating /granate/ or /beschissenworden/ threads

>literally giving away goals for the etertainment of bavarian turboplebs

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>go to warm up some auflauf
>miss goal

evrytime

>>77137281
maybe 4 years ago, but now it's mostly customers who pretend that there is a rivalry between those clubs although buyern plays in a league of their own

>>77137284
sorry that some banter hurt your feefees. Internet mobbing isn't a thing to joke about.

>nolisso

>talk more about Buyern's signings than your own
>it's just banter, la

>laughing at FC Hollywood means you're obsessed
ok

>>77137417
>implying that Schluchtenscheißer isn't obsessed af

>>77137359
Read through the thread again; you will see which group is (more) obsessed.

>Rotlisso

>tfw Bayern is only leasding with 1 goal
Just end it lads. We had a good run but I'm gonna buy a Red Bull jersey now.

clear red

but it's bayern

Coman is doing pretty good desu

>>77137440
I'm not a shareholder and I shit on buyern at every occation and I guess that's true for most anti customer posts.
desu

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>>77136635
>800€ for that

>two fouls in one minute
>no card
Tolisso already feeling the Buyern experience

[spoiler]benis
[/spoiler]

>>77137482
>I'm not a shareholder

shareholder detected

>>77137497
BESCHISSEN WORDEN

shit match
shit commentators
shit teams

I'm out
c'ya bebes

bring on james desu

>>77137528
>t. mad programmer

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>>77137528
Tschau

>>77137507
nah. But you just proved his point.

>>77137557
>his

Hoffenheim is going to get relegated this season. I feel it. Playing CL will be too much for them too handle.

>>77137595
nah

>>77137612
yup

>>77137595
they will finish in a comfy midtable positon

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>>77137620

>>77137631
>That flag

Thats it. Hoffe is finished.

heh nothin personel kiddy

Angery Nagelsmann

>>77137655
my feelings status: hurt

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>>77137689

>Starke
I thought he retired

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no?

>>77137808
their only other keeper is from their own youth and you just know bayern would rather kill themselves than play one of their youth players so they bring on a 45 year old literal pensioner.

>>77137841
he might play in their next match

>>77137468
hello kyouko

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>>77137838

>>77137841
he's 36 tho

Why is Berlin so awful when they're based in Germany's biggest city?

>tolisso is shit

tfw BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>77138697
while Berlin is Germany's biggest city it's also the most degenerate. so that might be one of the reasons

>berlinposting
ugh

>>77138697
they aren't awful at all, they have a team in the second best league in the world

>refs hating on based hoffe

>>77138697
FC BERLIN has not merged yet

>>77139088

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>>77138697

>>77139195
don't trigger sören

>>77139195
improvements

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>>77139195
>not just small but also centralized

>>77139195
so basically berlin does nothing for germany, whereas athens is everything to greece

>>77139354
>whereas athens is everything to greece
>20%
>everything

fucking Schärholder

all these goals ... so this ... is the power ... of the bundes ...

>>77139424
yes

>>77139441
go watch handball then

>>77139195
no wonder since berlin basically consists of hartz 4 kevins, studenten and sjws

>never visited berlin
>still talk shit about the city

>>77139525
>sören detected

>>77139547
but I've never visited Berlin

>>77139587
good for you

>>77139499
>studenten and sjws
kinda redundant

>>77139525
>visit Berlin
>dirty, smells like shit, trash everywhere, dirty beggars and mentally ill people making a scene in the subway, ölaugen and sjws everywhere
>talk shit about the city

>>77139607
Have you been there?

>>77139628
not every student is a leftist
only the AStA and FSR people are

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>its another benudli episod

Granatmes will play

where are united kingdom, denmark and kyouko

quick reminder that girl's are incapable of love, but want money instead

>>77139768
they don't love us because of >>77139774

>>77139768
in /tdf/ complaining about pol

neverending benuldis

>>77139842
this

>monggladbach
el mao

>>77139884
Borussia Mongogladbach :DDDD

>>77139812
proof?

>>77139912
>start your a team in semis
>start your b team in finals

is this some next level tactics like the big fox of tactics would do as well?

>>77139968
no

>>77139906
2rude5me

>>77139968
Werder killed an Ajax player in order to win a friendly match. Ancelotti is just protecting his best players

>>77139912
Based Früchtl

>>77139968
Id probably do the same, shame of going out in semis is too much to handle.
Guess they also expected Hoffe to be tougher than Memen

>Kleine Änderung in der Aufstellung: Für @Thiago6 spielt Milos #Pantovic im Finale! #SVWFCB

please don't tell me thiago is injured

>>77140144
Bremen claiming their second victim

>>77139768
Fell asleep on the couch

>Sleepmark

ughhhhh

>>77139968
>>77140119
>>77140144
would be laff if bayern lost their own meme cup

>>77140257
don't be rude, she's an old lady

>>77140231
nice, did that yesterday night watching joe (2013) with nicolas cage

>>77140258
dont worry based kruse will do it

>Werder goalkeeping

süddeutschland > norddeutschland

>>77140326
>bundesliga
>deutschland

but generally speaking yr right

>>77137595
>I don't rate Nagelsmann
it's like you want to be wrong

>>77139217
this, we all know how that ended last time

>Sokratis to Juve
Why? They've got Rugani, Benatia and Caldara (next year)

where is the guy who went grocery shopping today?

MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER

Is he back?

>>77140493
see >>77140323

the Bane of Bremen

>>77140479
at home

>der bezwinger von bremen

>>77140527
the warlord of werder

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The call that killed Werder.

>Kruse

how old is fruitl?

>>77140530
what did you buy

>>77140574
how should I know?

>>77140553
looks more like some sort of Kreditkarte to me

>>77140571
14

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>>77140620

I take everything back.

Götze is back, lads.

so could it be that THINN götze will play against THICC götze in the bundes?

>er wirkt viel, viel austrainierter
>>77140039

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Tfw two Austrians playing for glorious FC Bayern.

Is Hans Mayer the new busdriver of Gladbach?

>>77140326
Falsch
Hamburg best burg
>>77140257
You are so autistic.

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>>77140725
>You are so autistic.

n-no

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>>77140770
1.5

>>77140725
Hamburg is 10% nice, 90% meme. I mean it's still better than Berlin which is 100% crap.

so, where is sanches going?

>>77140841
arsenal

>>77140828
A harbour city seems like it'd be cool
Though Austria is the true best Germany tßh
t. Never been out of the USA
>>77140841
MilANO 2 year loan

>>77140841
Benfica or Milan

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>>77140878

>Though Austria is the true best Germany tßh

O U T !!
U
T
!
!

BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER BERNHARD MÜLLER

BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD BERNHARD

>>77140904
he's an obese mongrel living with his mother
give him a break

>müllel

>Müllel
and his confidence is gone

>>77140904
he's right though

why is müllel still allowed to take benuldis?

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>>77140878
>Though Austria is the true best Germany tßh

Saupreiß btfo.

>>77140958
Lewy is one the bench

>>77140970
literally everyone else on the field is better at benudlis than him tho

who cares

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>>77140924
I am not obese, just fat
>>77140904
uou know is true

>>77140998
kek saved

>tfw stinky dinky

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>deutschlandsberger
>plays in Austria
???

What kind of meme interview is this?

>>77141072

It's almost like Austrians are Germans as well. Makes you think.

>>77141104
they wanted the d (obv)

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>>77141127
Anschluß when?

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>>77141162

No borders no nations!

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>Telekom Cup Rekordsieger

>>77141162
>not Siezen

>>77138371
those fucking names

hello where are the memes

>>77141571
Pls tell me a german joke or two

>>77141682
Treffen sich zwei Rosinen. Fragt die eine: "Warum hast du denn einen Helm auf?" Sagt die andere: "Ich muss heuete noch in' Stollen."

>>77131828
Is this /bundes/?

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>>77141571
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yy-SiZSlmhI

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>>77141682

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>>77141793

>>77141799
>I am a freethinker, I am an individual, therefore I do not believe in silly, archaic doctrines or follow established religion like the mindless sheep you all are. I am intellectually superior.

>>77141811

Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence

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>>77141933
>>77141811
Has pol ever created a non-shit meme?

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>>77141948
a few

>>77141948

its quite fun though

>>77141998
A meme for ants
>>77142002
Me only go there for when political happenings occur.

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>>77142152
Wrong file

>>77141682
Ein Jäger ging nach Afrika, als er zurückkam fragte ihn sein Freund,
"was hast du denn alles geschossen"? Er antwortete
"Einen Löwen, ein paar Gnus und ganz viele Noblies".
Der Freund schaute verwirrt, "Was sind denn Noblies"?
"Dass sind Dinger, die sehen aus wie Menschen, sind aber ganz Schwarz und immer wenn man auf sie zielt schreien sie Noblies"

@bulijournal
Emre #Mor's agent confirmed that more than 30 clubs are interested in Dortmund's winger - 3 of those come from inside the #Bundesliga.

Any guesses which ones?

>>77140841
where was he today? why isnt he in training?

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Weak handshake tbdesu

>>77142625
Buttgart, Freecastle and Hertha

hawaii five-o isn't that bad tßh

>>77142625
FC Bayern, FC Bayer, FC Bavaria Blue

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Why doesn't the Taktikfuchs have a job right now?

>>77142996
he's currently reaching an even higher intellectual power level, he will take over RB next season and win the treble.

>>77142996
he wants to coach a top team

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>>77142996
just letting you know i saved this webm with the same filename
>>77143033
but who? Bayern will hire Nagelsman which leaves an opening at Hoffenheim but that is not a top team... BVB Prussia Dortmund won't hire him again... Ralle seems pretty safe at RBL.... He didn't want Leverkuessen.... Surely his next job will be abroad, no?

>>77143082
i really rate him as a coach, but always thought he was unlikable as fuck

going abroad seems like a good option - people might mistake his general cuntishness as "typical german" and learn to deal with it

>>77141793
>nu-metal is still a thing
ugh

>>77141682
Was ist das schwierigste am Inliner fahren?
Seinen Eltern zu sagen dass man Schwul ist.

>>77143181
He's just a misunderstood turbo-autist who made it big.

Tommy is literally /our guy/ and doubting him is a bannable offence.

>Am Freitag hat der italienische Double-Sieger Juventus Turin Nationalspieler Leonardo Bonucci für 42 Millionen Euro an den Liga-Rivalen AC Mailand verkauft. Bei der Suche nach einem Nachfolger für den Abwehr-Star sollen die Italiener jetzt ein Auge auf BVB-Profi Sokratis (29) geworfen haben.
What are the chances that he's actually going to transfer?

>>77143416
*Schwierigste
*,
*schwul

>>77143526
sorry I'm at my 4th beer

>>77140231
Fell back to sleep. Not good. I guess I'll have to line up a few films to get me through the night.
Trying to figure out if I should eat dinner. Had a relatively big lunch and not feeling hungry right now.

>>77143504
90 percent or so, if Juve meant it.

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>>77143608
would they then move for that guy who had a two year loan at gladbach and is with chelsea?

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>>77143658
Are you talking about Swedens brave Andreas Christensen?

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>>77143699
I think he is Norwegian

>>77143724
oh okay

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>>77143734
so which bundes stadium is the most aesthetic?
for me its BayArena

>>77143591
First I'll watch this week's live broadcast from a German Raststätte, this time one near Erfurt.

>>77143777
I'll try to find out in advance the location for next Saturday's program. If some of you live near by you could maybe go there

>schizomark

>>77143896
The host just had a Mettbrötchen and didn't like it

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>>77143763
Bayarena, Weserstadion or the Rheinenergiestadion would be my choice.

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>>77143961

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>>77143763

I would say the Schwarzwald Stadion if you are facing the black forest.

>>77143777
>live broadcast from a German Raststätte

what

>>77144068
denmark forgot to take its meds

>>77144068
It's a four-part series this summer. Last Saturday was from one just north of Hamburg, this time from outside Erfurt.
One-hour long live programs where they talk to the cashiers in the gas stations, truckers, people driving through, plus Danish guests with a special relationship with Germany.

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>>77143961
very nice only dislike the large tunnels
>>77144059
comfy af

watching the pitchfork livestream until my friends are ready for a drink

>>77144114
ah so its on danish tv?

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>>77144157
Yes, on DR2

>>77144216
okay no wonder I never heard of it

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>>77144383
Sounds like next week is somewhere in Harz

>>77144383
all our neighbours get german tv but we never get danish/dutch/austrian/swiss tv
it's very upsetting

>>77144419
harz is nice

>>77144421
VERDAMMTN KACKHAIDER

>>77144421
They just talked to some guys from an Olsen Banden fanclub

>>77144458
Sure is

UPDATE: Next Saturday they will broadcast from a Raststätte near Koblenz

>>77144706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXA1PN0Kgao

>>77143591
just finished Pay It Forward (2000) 720p WebDL [KoTuWa].mp4

>>77144216
i understand now. shitty food included, sorry for the negativity

looks like cuteposting is back on the menu

>>77145669
hehehe

tired duck = denmark
calculator = /bundes/

>>77145708
hehehehe

>>77145486
Planet of the Apes: Revolution came on tv.
Wasn't planning on watching that, but now I am.

>>77145585
I'd like to try Mett one day, or maybe not.

>>77145669
>>77145708
Hehe

oh god imagine petting a bird who makes noises all the time. how do people live like that

hallo und guten morgen

>>77145828
probably a good movie. i will fall asleep to Joe.2013.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4 again now

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Any interesting matches tomorrow?

>>77146450
Brondby - Midtjylland