HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
St Kilda 7.15.57 def by Essendon 17.16.118
Geelong 13.10.88 def Hawthorn 12.13.85
Port Adelaide 18.10.118 leading North Melbourne 8.9.57
Gold Coast vs Collingwood 4:30 Metricon Stadium
GWS Giants vs Sydney Swans 7:25 Spotless Stadium
Melbourne vs Adelaide 7:40 Tio Stadium
HEAVE HO UNNA
Gold Coast should win this comfortably
>Smiff
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
I'm going to the brisbane/richmond game tomorrow. RC, what's the tip?
Please stop making fun of Isaac Smith. It's quite likely he is suffering depression after a repeat of last year and is in need of our support.
ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY
>>77131641
Considering he tipped Hawthorn in a """""blowout""""", it's time to go back to betting on the opposite.
His meme magic lasted for less than 24 hours kek, dumb smelly greek
>>77131634
>>77131647
>>77131654
>said all favourites would win
>all favourites have so far won
>>77131673
trip on wog
Does Gold Cast have the worst physio team in the league?
>>77131692
>Gold Cast
heh, that was a typo but turns out to be a pretty apt one
>>77131686
>>77130101 has no tripcode, RC has not posted today
>can't read
>can't breed
>will never be able to pass on his seed
>>77131719
trip on faggot
>CollingDEAD
who /top4/ here?
>>77131726
>can't see
>can't stop browsing /v/
>will never hold a candle to based RC
>>77131719
>>77131779
>the wog is trying his hand at the poetry that triggers him so much
so cute. trip on you smelly dumb, greek scum.
>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use
>can't tip sports
>can't tip canoes
>can't find a rafter strong enough for the noose
>Consistentely gets 9/9 every week
>people continue to doubt based RC
Shame on all of you
Is Reality Check the most useless fucking tripfag on this entire website?
>can't tip sports
>contemplating the noose
>he'll soon be taking loads up his caboose
@77131869
That would be you oxygen thief. Fuck off
>>77131869
your consistent butthurt makes you far more irritating, RC can actually be amusing inb4 you are le realidy jeg
>>77131888
Trip on
>>77131869
No, that would be you.
>>77131886
lmao that's a decent one
>can't tip sports
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse
91 AND I CUT MYSELF
>>77131946
ROLLING
Yet another ELITE thread created by one of our beloved tripGODS. Attention seeking filterfags irrevocably BTFO, never to recover and /afl/ is the better for it. Reminder to engage in conversation with our tripfriends at every available opportunity.
>>77131946
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>77131959
Trip on faggot.
>>77131981
Kentucky is unironically ok though, but I know you'll think just I am him so this post is kinda worthless
>>77131757
>stealing my gimmick
I will hunt you down
>>77131959
considering the competition he has and the fact he actually talks about football Kentucky is decent and not filtered by most, unlike the wog and the oxygen theif
>>77131757
Who /top1/ here?
>>77131995
>17:34:11
>>77132005
>17:35:15
Nice try cucktucky
>>77132019
try again lad
>>77131959
The only tolerable one is Kentucky. RC's a faggot.
>>77132036
Trip on.
just end this fucking season famalam.
>>77132034
>dem pixels
nice shoop
>>77132078
>clutching at straws
keep it up lad
>>77132084
Trip on faggot.
>>77132093
trip on wogality check
>>77132097
Trip on faggot.
>>77132093
>>77132102
trip on oxygen thief
>>77132044
What are your thoughts on Brad Scott? What him gone or keep him?
>>77132093
Come on mate, I've been doing other shit for the last hour.
We got some ELITE posts going on right now.
>>77132116
> t. vincenzo corleoni
>>77132110
>What are your thoughts on Brad Scott? What him gone or keep him?
He isn't under the pump as much as he should be from both the media and the fans. Obviously he has detractors, but not enough. There's only so many times you can excuse yourself with a "competitive loss", when he's never taken this team any further.
I'm watching the GC vs Collingwood game right now and I can tell you for a fucking fact that Buckley and his team are tenfolds more stable, competitive and they just play generally better football than we do, yet Buckley is getting absolutely crucified. I get it, we're rebuilding. Fine. But a loss like today was absolutely fucking inexcusable and a 6 loss streak falls on Scott's shoulders. Where's the pressure?
>>77132007
See >>77131757.
Basedbane tbqh lads.
>>77132148
FUCK! Y-you just wait til after tonight then.
>>77132007
I'm aware it won't last the night.
CAN'T TIP BREAKFAST
CAN'T TIP A WAITER
CAN'T STOP BEING A LADYBOY'S MASTURBATOR
>>77132147
Yeah it's an interesting one, the loss of Harvey, Dal Santo, Petrie and Firrito, the former 3 who would still likely be in the Roos best 22 in particular, pretty much signaled a full rebuild was underway, and from that perspective perhaps Scott has been given more leniency from the media.
The fact is he doesn't have the best troops to work with. Like the Saints, North are desperate for that star midfielder, like Kelly or Martin. Simpkin looks like a great find, but question marks remain over guys like Dumont, Ziebell, Gibson and even Goldstein. I certainly think he should be moved on though, because he has been at the helm for a number of years, and it's probably time to get some fresh ideas.
please kill me lad
>Isaac already getting lambasted across the board
Playing on was the right call. Much higher percentage shot than a set shot from the left pocket from 55m on tired legs.
>>77132198
>Yeah it's an interesting one, the loss of Harvey, Dal Santo, Petrie and Firrito, the former 3 who would still likely be in the Roos best 22 in particular, pretty much signaled a full rebuild was underway, and from that perspective perhaps Scott has been given more leniency from the media.
Absolutely, he's given the free pass because of just that. To an extent I can be fine with that, in fact if we just admitted we're tanking on purpose for top picks I might not be as mad every week. The wounds of those boys leaving is still very fresh, and the current competition is picking at it.
Our team needs a rehaul. Big time. Swallow has to go. Gibson can stay. Majak Daw blew his fucking chances and he's done. Simpkin is a good prospect, Preuss needs to be given a chance because Goldy isn't delivering.
The big hole in our situation is a lack of any midfield, Port just exposed us hardcore for all the problems we have, we just can't win clearances all season and the transition into midfield falls apart. Poor Ben Cunnington has the whole fucking team on his back each week. I'm not even joking when I say that putting Dustin Martin or Josh Kelly or BOTH to play alongside Cunnington in the midfield will absolutely fix the fuck out of that situation. Scott's tactics in general however don't add much to what we have, but really who the hell is gonna coach us to improve, that's the big question.
>>77132246
t.Isaac Smith
CANT PREDICT BANDY
CANT PREDICT PING PONG
CANT PREDICT CUM FROM HIS MUSLIM BULL'S DING DONG
My uncle who lives in Victoria gave me an Essendon "Baby Bombers" bib when I was born
>>77132248
Agree with all that. Majak has had enough chances and, frankly, if he wasn't >le big black man, he likely would not have got another game after last week. Swallow was probably the one that should have been forced to retire last year rather than Harvey, who was easily in your top 5 each week even in the final games.
The trade period this year is going to be fascinating. Fyfe is now off the cards, but Dusty and Kelly are likely to leave, the latter in particular. Other big names such as Lever, Hopper and Grundy likely to go too. Billings and Roberton could potentially leave as well.
>>77132300
no one wants to join a meme minnow club
>adams consistently hitting targets by foot
What am I watching?
>>77132300
I fell for the Majak meme hard, he's taken decent marks here and there, and he's a great tackler for sure. But his cardio sucks, his positioning on the field is awful he just wanders around and for the few games he's gotten this year he's probably stepped up on 1 occasion out of the 5 games.
>Swallow was probably the one that should have been forced to retire last year rather than Harvey, who was easily in your top 5 each week even in the final games.
Literally anyone could've been dropped in favour of Harvey and I would've been fine with it. The man had more than one season left in him, his stats more than reflected it. The drops I argued with the most was Firrito and Harvey because they actually had a case for staying.
Unless North wants to be NORF for the next 5-6 years, it's do or die this trade period. We're the lowest club membership numbers in Victoria, we've paid for a new training centre/training ground, if we wanna be an actual premiership club in the near future we gotta to pull the trigger on getting Kelly or Martin (Again, it'd be smart but expensive to have both). Sell the dead weight and put that stars in where they'd fit and both of those two guys are really good examples.
>>77132248
Is Goldstein injured?
I remember hearing weeks ago that he could barely jump and I didn't know if it was due to injury or because he's pushing 30.
>>77132351
He was injured I think like with a shoulder(?) but that was ages ago. I think the man just truly doesn't wanna jump anymore. Watch any given ruck contest he's in, he barely moves and he knocks it into opposition hands every time. I don't give a fuck how many "clearances" he wins, it's not a clearance if you blindly tap it into the other teams hands.
Also, watch any time he's got the footy in the play, he doesn't want it, he doesn't want to kick or handball. His woeful fucking miss last week reflected that. He simply doesn't want the ball.
>>77132364
Yeah, he was fumbly as fuck last week. Dropped a couple of sitters in the 4th.
Such a shame because he was a freakishly good player at his peak. I wonder if it has to do with his personal issues.
>>77132367
Its gotta be some personal shit, he's just shaken visibly and audibly in interviews. He seemed just depressed after being interviewed today about talking about that miss that last week.
If he needs the time off, I say give him it. Preuss is more than ready to step up to the plate to fill that spot for the meantime.
>>77132005
>>77132036
>These """"people"""" are now being unironic tripfag apologists
I really, really want these reddit freshcunts to leave.
>>77132382
big goldy giving bitches the big 8" stein
>>77132349
Yeah it's much do or die for North this trade period. Similar to the Saints, where if they arn't successful then they are in danger of being a mid table club for the next 4-5 years.
>>77132392
Indeed.
>>77132392
>MUH SEKRET KLUB
fuck off
>>77132404
We're in the same boat you and i. Although the ladder doesnt reflect that we're practically side by side in terms of actual team rankings and there's nothing worse than being just a middle of the road team. Collingwood sits alongside us too and they can't afford it much longer, this season is their endgame.
We have exactly 1 more season or we're fucked for a long time.
>>77132464
t. reddit
>>77132498
simple reply from a simple mind
Australian Football League
GOATBOTTOM
>le simble rebly poster is a redditor
Imagine my shock
really want the Suns to get up here to Buckley gets his shit pushed in further
>>77132248
Literal karma for fucking over Boomer. Games record holder should get to make his own terms not some big ego roid rage manlet coach. Boomer would still be a top 100 player in the league and would give you some actual midfield run and elite skill. Trying to run the club off average age formulas not common sense. One of the worst, most egotistic coaching moves in memory.
anyone know of any acestrams for
afl??
Does Gaz deserve to be AA?
eead93f88a11a0e136157441ce93a0b3bb63e01e
>>77132563
It was a bold move by Scott. Ballsy as all fuck, but he overstepped his boundaries throwing Boomer in that pile. The man had no ounce of quit showing and its clear to this day, he's still playing footy and absolutely dominating.
Swallow deserved the cut, not Harvey.
hawks lads
>>77132633
>2017
>unironic hawthorn fans
wew
>>77132634
fresh
>>77132643
/lifelong/ lad
happy that the arrogant bandwagoners have fucked off desu
>another 40+ for GAJ
>>77132590
Not on this year. Maybe next year when he's at Geelong.
>>77132633
Disappointing result but loving the look of us lad. Glad our rebuild phase is over I was sick of getting flogged.
i just took a poo and it was really smelly
>>77132705
They've just changed the game plan which is interesting.
Think we're still rebuilding tho lad, just a mini one
>>77132633
>10 points down with 20 seconds to go
>Almost steal it
Hawks got pretty lucky.
>>77132633
poos and wees
Had a magnificent day with the wife today, a full day of meditation and kama sutra sex outside in our little Japanese garden.
Meditation is great for the soul, especially when you do it with someone as hot as Sofia. We engaged in various sex positions between intervals and my cock could not be more satisfied with how it went.
Good to see Leejun on damage control and sperging out in this thread after they were so assured that I would not be coming back to haunt them. In the tipping I'm 4/4 so far, I did tip Gold Coast last night but it occurred to me that Collingwood would win during an epiphany during my meditation.
Anyway I'm off to post in /nrl/ then going to finish cooking dinner. I'll come back later on. Also tipping GWS and Adelaide to win.
Reality Check has a small penis.
>>77132740
>then going to finish cooking dinner
Don't you have a wife?
List of clubs that need to fold:
St. Kilda
North Melbourne
Gold Coast
Brisbane Lions
Melbourne and the Bulldogs can stay FOR NOW
>>77132740
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING LIAR CUNT SCUM REEEEEEEEE
>>77132758
>i want these clubs to fold because i dont like them
what is wrong with you
>>77132740
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE, GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>77132758
>not wanting to fold artificial clubs like GWS, WCE and GCS
hmmmmm
@77132740
No one believes you because you are a noted liar and a smelly greek failure
>>77132758
Awful post.
>>77132740
got a cheeky twenty to burn lads first goal kicker in the GWS/SYD and dees/crows games?
>>77132758
Saints have an embarrassing history, but they are a club that is around 20 years older than Australia as a country.
>>77132826
Nope.
Pathetic club.
REEEEEEEEEEE SHOW THE SYDNEY MATCH CHANNEL 7
>wanting the giants to fold
they will be the biggest club in sydney in 4-5 years time
>>77132758
>not folding WCE, GWS, Bombers, Poort
>>77132740
Absolutely based
>>77132778
>>77132843
GOOD posts
>>77132835
because money and being shit since its inception getting top picks = top meme team
Hawks I can't stand. Sydney can get fucked. But there's nothing more I wouldn't want to see than GWS being dominant for the next 5 years.
>>77132832
You're opinion is shit lad
>NRL BTFO
>>77132849
It may be shit lad, but its the truth
>>77132833
ikr
i just assumed they wouldn't be televising the darwin game wtf
dirty greek big nosed wog cunt
poor piggy
Where does the Reality Check is a wog meme come from? did he get exposed?
I'm going to kill myself soon because I can't get a job. I hate every single one of you fucking queers. I hope you suffer and die in the worst way possible. I hope your parents die in a house fire. I hope your pets are skinned alive. I hope your children die from cancer. I hope all of you fucking suffer. suffer suffer suffer. fuck you
what song are you listening to right now?
no lying
Jamie Elliot has the best hair in the AFL
>>77132902
trip on RC
Seriously Gold Coast need to fold or at least merge with Brisbane
>>77132923
>not merging west coast with gold coast
not sure if they could win at the mcg but still it makes sense
i feel like all the interstate teams should relocate to victoria
carn giants
>>77132948
i feel like all states apart from victoria should be nuked to smithereens
>>77132964
hope the general bags a dozen lad
>>77132979
with no cameron he's gonna have to
>>77132964
I hate both of these teams for different reasons but at least GWS are fun to watch and they don't have hateable players like Lance "Channel 7 Sucks My Cock" Franklin.
>>77132965
>i feel like all states apart from victoria should be nuked to smithereens
Nice try cucktoria.
>>77132989
NAH
we'll pluck another FF first rounder from our players HAHA
>there are 0 (zero) worst cuckstralian teams in the top 8
should we fold this 'pathetic' state lads?
>>77132853
/afl/ on ELITE GODS WATCH!
/cuckrl/ on couch watch
>>77132902
the noose RC, the noose.
>>77132994
>no hateable players
Cunt face Greene, stevie j, heath shaw, turncoat griffen thug mumford, drug cheat whitfield to name a few
>>77132964
I find this guy's latent homoerotic leanings somewhat endearing.
>>77133019
trip on conbitch
>>77132903
Greafer - Through the Glass
Reminder that this match is literally the Grand Final preview
>>77133046
Please no. Good fucking lord no.
yo why did jamie elliot mak ehimself look lioe vefver nmore of afaggot?
>>77133046
I don't think Melbourne will make it there tßh, but a nice thought.
do they sell petrol to sniff at the ground
>that melbin guy with his head in his hands already
we get it bas you fucking idiot its very hot and humind in darwin
>>77133082
what the fuck do think cunt
melbourne might benefit from the conditions but think adelaide might benefit from melbourne being fucking trash
>>77133101
he's pissed because he's sweating out all the drugs before they take effect
Is Baz's wife hot?
>>77133082
nah BYO unna
>>77133141
What's that on his foot? A cast? A sock with no toes?
>>77133141
a cast i'm guessing
>>77133172
I would've assumed they'd go further up the foot so only the toes stick out and run higher up the leg.
What's your favourite abo song?
I actually think this one is pretty catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
Adjusted my tip to a Swans victory during dinner.
>>77133207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON8VK4fP9ZA
Has anyone here unironcally sniffed petrol to get high? what's is it like?
I went to the VFL at Windy Hill today
Had a great day, sat in the Reynolds stand, saw Essendon spank Carlton. Brought my own 6 pack in with no trouble and ducked off to the toilets for a few cheeky bumps of the coke i had left from last night
>>77133207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwKEyVGUdec
>>77133250
No wonder Essendon supporters are welcoming Hird back to present the Norm Smith.
>>77133197
maybe it's just for his ankle instead of the leg, also who knows what the coon has done to it.
>>77133207
>no one has posted PPGBH
fucking casuals, the lead singer is actually abo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmo3eKsxIE
Are there lots of Aboriginals where you guys live?
I live in a shitty part of perth so my answer is yes.
>>77133305
not in my suburb but yeah coons in Freo park and East Perth parks just sleeping under benches the drunk cunts
>>77133305
Probably about 1000 odd or so.
>>77133305
when I first moved to Perth; Innaloo was chokers with abos in public housing but after a few years the suburb just changed overnight and the public housing went
>>77133345
you'll get those numbers down in a few weeks though. Based Reality "Native Title? I'll get me rifle" Check
Did reality cuck tip us again, fuck Melbourne for trading their home match for this
>>77133360
yeah the coons got flushed out as housing prices went up, look at the suburbs surrounding it, Doubleview, Scarborough, Wembley Downs they got forced further south or east
>>77133384
he tipped the "favourites". ie everyone.
>>77133368
>kek u kill abbos xD xD
The time I killed an aboriginal man was a life or death situation up in Darwin. I didn't even mean to kill him, just tried to choke him until he passed out but he went into cardiac arrest.
>That passage of play
About 5 handballs in a row that all missed their targets. Melbourne need to fold.
>>77133305
Very rare, see African blacks a lot more
Jesus christ Melbourne you're gonna make us look good if you keep this up after our loss to Port.
Who /leaving stadium/ here?
>>77133407
This tbqh
>>77133396
yeah was surreal cause I moved over from Melbourne and I never really saw an Abos in my life then I had Abos knocking on my door ever second night asking me for money
R.I.P. The Melbourne Meme
>>77133439
lmao, I hear you. Everyone who goes to Melbourne for a trip comes back beaming saying "there are no fucking coons over there it's great"
>>77133448
we pushed them out to the fucking country lol
>Not a mark
Robbed.
>smellbourne peemons
>lelbourne
This is what you get when you sell your home games
>>77133478
They wouldn't do any better at the MCG anyway.
Reminder that Melbourne have the worst MCG record out of all Victorian teams this year.
>>77133305
No.
>lelbourne
>st cuckda
Go Crows!
COMEBACK
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
>>77133577
Good dubs
>Oliver
B U D D Y
U
D
D
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i didnt know tom lynch was adelaides most important player
i didnt even know tom lynch
Kelly is class
anyone here from NT? are there any hot as fuck girls up that way? Looked like a couple in dem booty shorts during the hill shot just now
Melbourne are coming back, lads.
Hope you got on them in the first quarter, big $$$ to be won.
>>77133678
North supporter here. To say that we need this bloke is an understatement.
Melbourne are shit!
>>77133686
Everyone is ugly, go away.
T. Assblasted Melbin Attendee
>>77133728
COMEBACK HUBBNIN LAD
>>77133686
Half abos sometimes are. Saw one in the casino one night and thought damn whichever parent of hers was white must have had some god tier genetics to pass down.
>>77133757
you can get some decent half castes when the father is white and the mother is a half abo, they come out hot and could pass for Mediterranean very rare though
Crows fans are too loud, my feet hurt, I wish I was at home watching soccer
>>77133798
this is what you get for supporting a perennially shit club
>>77133798
Mate just check into one of the hostels in the main street. You will "literally" get laid.
>>77133798
What's living in Darwin like lad
Remember in 2000 when every team had a major international sportswear company making their outfits
Now 2 out of 3 teams are with dogshit ISC or BLK
>>77133798
>Demons supporter
>in humid Darwin
about as close to hell as you can get
>>77133798
AD-EL-AIDE *CLAP CLAP CLAP* AD-EL-AIDE *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>finally able to catch a crows game again
>have to leave for a stupid family gathering in half an hour
REEEEEEE
>we gave up a home game at the 'G for this
>>77133820
>The hostels on Mitchell Street have signs in Chinese
No thanks, Reality "Yellow Fever" Check
>>77133821
Hot, expensive and boring
>>77133853
Appreciate your family while they're still with you, junge.
>>77133853
Sorry to hear that Crowbro.
God i wish melbourne had a Spotless-sized stadium
>>77133886
based tex husbando
>>77133870
>I gave up $25 for this
>>77133881
i do appreciate my close family, but this isall those distant fucks i abrely even know, if i even know them at all
>>77133886
I thought AFL players shaved their legs? He looks disgusting.
>>77133877
I've only really spent time up there during the wet season playing for St Marys. But all I saw were yuroppoors "literally" hanging off my cock everywhere. Maybe it's different this time of year, maybe times have changed. But in any case your "insult" was pathetic. Too afraid to stick your dick in an Asian woman because of your racial insecurities.
>>77133889
Princess Park is but they don't play AFL there anymore
>>77133945
Yeah but it's old and run down like all the other suburban
I wanna brand new qt3.14 comfy boutique stadium that North can play in and have an atmosphere in
I don't think 3 stadiums for 10 clubs is too much to ask
>>77133925
lol no, they aren't faggot cyclists mate
>>77133981
>north
Not too worry mate, blundstone arena will cater for you next year.
>>77133981
Except the AFL JUST bought Etihad Stadium, so they will be looking to milk it for all its worth.
>>77133927
Yuropoors disappear in wet, then again all and I MEAN ALL are Micks, Poms and Krauts. But backpackers are 50/50 in terms of Asian/yuropoor ratio
Also, there is nothing wrong about preferences Reality Check.
Was your time at St. Mary's before or after you won the AFC Champ. League with an Indonesian village?
>>77134046
The girls I fucked were Dutch, German or Estonian - Estonian girls were where I learned the little humorous phrase of "12 months" in their native language.
There is nothing wrong with preferences, but turning down sex because someone is Asian is like a ten year old kid bitching about the pizza because it has olives in it.
I've played on and off for St Marys throughout the 00s, and more recently in 2011.
Reminder that RC tipped GWS
>>77134152
Actually incorrect. I tipped Sydney while I was having dinner.
The Sydney derby is a legitimate highlight of the football calendar now
>Isaac Smith costs Hawkroaches the season AGAIN
Even with the umpires in their hip pocket the Cuckroaches can't do shit.
>>77134181
>cucklong 4 goals from free kicks
hmmmmmmm
why did my gf leave me fellas? i was doing so well :( life sux sometimes
>Not once, but twice in the span of 5 seconds Swans get tackled enough for holding the ball
>Umps give zero.
>Swans score a goal.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....
>>77134243
Can RC confirm if this game is rigged?
>>77134240
Your grand final left you?
>>77134243
The AFL has given up on the 'bark 2 bark XD' narrative, they have propped them up as much as possible but the Dogs are just too shit.
The new narrative is Sydney making the Grand Final after losing their first six. They will play GWS in the Grand Final, but the winner has yet to be determined.
>>77134181
hahah free kick Hawthorn :P
what dead shit at 7 decided to show plebs v crows instead of sydney v gws
reminder that any form of XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
>>77134278
Love this AFL is rigged LARP
Why is AFL such a poofter sport?
>>77134310
t. Gil
>>77134278
>The new narrative is Sydney making the Grand Final after losing their first six. They will play GWS in the Grand Final, but the winner has yet to be determined.
Its funny because we know its not a joke, this is legitimately what is going to happen despite this being described as "THE MOST RANDOM SEASON EVAR!!!! ANYONE CAN WIN".
>>77134315
Why does your national team dance before every game
Lads I've been seeing a girl for a couple of months now and she really likes me... so why can't I pull the trigger and commit to her?
>>77134315
not enough Mediterraneans
how diverse is your suburb bois?
i cant believe this is so diverse even tho all i see if filthy boongs
>>77134344
Why can't you pull the trigger and kys
>>77134315
>coming from a guy whose sport has the great personality of John "knuckles deep in your shitter" Hopoate
>>77134360
Diversity just means less whites, the rest doesn't matter.
>>77134258
Not watching the game.
>>77134365
Still less gay than AFL
I wonder what Sydneys flag odds were when they were 0-6.
>>77134360
we white boys
North-West European 58.17%
Oceanian 27.03%
Southern and Eastern European 5.49%
>>77134415
"no"
>>77134360
>>77134428
scrubs
North-West European 59.85%
Oceanian 31.42%
Southern and Eastern European 4.74%
>>77134419
>dandenong
>32% islamic
F to anyone that lives there.
>>77134418
34 I think
>>77134202
>>77134279
>Hawkroaches repeatedly get free kicks from Geelong players so much as touching them
>Clear throw from Hawthorn not pinged results in a goal
Really makes you think.
>>77134418
Got them at 80/1 after 0-6
>>77134315
>Singing a national anthem first in a shitskin language
Lmao
>>77134360
welcome to the future shitheels
>>77134360
Not looking good lads.
Did Melbourne tag Sloane this game?
kek get fucked Sloane
Sloane BTFO so hard he thinks the game is just starting
>>77134497
>english
>australian
>scottish
>irish
>german
OY VEY! Wherever might this be?
What happened to Sloane?
>>77134547
head smashed into the ground in a tackle
>>77134360
>>77134360
This is a disgusting blight! Literally shaking here!
>>77134547
legal tackle and hit his head on the ground got KO'd for a bit, medico's called for stretcher and he kept refusing, umpire tried to send him off because the stretcher had been called so by law he has too, it took Eddie and Walker telling him to go the bench before he'd get off
STEVIE J
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Can you play AFL if you're bisexual or do you have to be a fully fledged homosexual?
>>77134577
Stop being an embarrassment
>>77133686
i went there a couple years ago with my mate (who also happens to be the ceo of my company) and right in that harbour or whatever with the wave pool has a load of hot whiteys but once you actually go over into the city it's abos on every corner and alley
>>77134569
Oy vey your future looks too bright, we need to darken it a little.
>>77134577
There's only two openly gay footballer in the AFL atm (Kurt Heatherly and Shane Savage)
not bad lads
>>77134626
he didn't say """""openly"""""" gay mate
>>77134628
t. #3
>>77134668
nah lad im a filthy wog ahaha
shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeettttt, what a leg
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JAYDEN HUNT
LADS
was expecting at least 30% lebs
>>77133435
>Leaving early and missing your teams best comeback in the last 30 years
Heh.
>>77134683
trip on
> tfw all your boys tipping St Kilda.
> tfw your real boys come through once again.
Fuckin onya bombers.
Just checked the scores and looks like I'm on target for 6/6
seriously don't understand why the torpy isn't used more often
>>77134787
Giants on draw watch
>>77134790
because it's a fucking pain to kick one accurately
>>77134787
whats your daughter doing tonight? send me a pic x
Cats looking good for 2nd on the ladder.
Buddy you diving prick
Mum told me to change my nappies today, what do I do?
remember when dangerfield played for the crows
>>77134941
Shane Mumford said that?
>>77134957
shut up faggot
>>77134953
Remember when tippet played in the afl
>>77134953
remember when liam jones played for the bulldogs
>>77134988
Remember when casuals on here thought Tippet was going to be elite one day?
I recall telling everyone that he was shit. That he wouldn't go anywhere. That he was dragging the team down.
They didn't listen of course...
>playing AFL in Blacktown
>crowd full of ethnics
>Arab bank advertisements
>>77135048
Well he did get the swans a premiership. So the whole purpose worked out.
>>77135137
Reminder that writing retarded posts on purpose still makes you a retardo.
>>77135179
We know as we been reading your posts over the years
>>77135206
REKT
>coleman leader doesn't average 3 goals a game
Shit year
>>77135206
*we have been
retard
>>77135214
>YUH REGD xD xD
ultra retard
>The third goal for Taylor Walker comes following the 16th mark inside 50 for Adelaide. Their score is now over 100, the 11th time this season that they have kicked over 100 points (the most times in the league).
Neat.
>>77135261
I can just sense that you're fighting back the tears as you hammer your keyboard in anger.
ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY
>>77135261
sad
>>77134953
remember when akemanis was relevant
>>77135206
Brutal
>>77135294
>LE
>>77135327
>FUG
>>77135337
>LE
>>77135294
>TRIB
>>77135327
>FAGS
>>77135337
>xD xD
Pathetic
>>77135373
> tfw 2007 was 10 years ago.
>tfw no Charlie Cameron vs Jayden Hunt footrace this game
>>77135389
>he's about to blow
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!
>>77135389
Fugen Pafetik RC
Friendly reminder that xD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.
any wimbly on tonight?
>>77135389
You lost it so easily.
>>77135457
You're using a phrase that derived from an original /tv/ meme I created. How cute.
>>77135261
Honestly why do you even continue posting? No one likes you, you're wrong 9 times out of 10 and you get frequently BTFO and NEVER acknowledge as much, addressing everything but the point which fucked you.
>>77135389
C'mon RC. Stay composed lad.
>>77135498
yeah lad women's final
>>77135525
So you invented baneposting too did you?
Sydney will win the flag. The narrative has been written.
>>77135525
You wish jellyfish.
Gets BTFO and automatically doubles down with another easily verifiable lie. It's a severe mental illness, but still among the least of your issues to address.
Yay!
>>77135619
I wouldn't be surprised. This guy was spot on.>>77134332
>>77135594
Yep 100%. I'd just been fired from work and was depressed and came on to spend some time here. I started spamming it out of habit and it took off.
>gws didn't draw for a third week in a row
Absolutely fucking pathetic. Fold that shithouse club.
Can someone post the Dees "DEPRESSION" poster?
>>77135555
cheers m8y
Far out the tripfaggot in here is real scum other than the slightly scum one.
What position in the Kama Sutra is this? The downward flog?
>>77135619
swans-GWS grand finald is gil's wet dream
>>77135710
>He doesn't realize the mighty dogs will make 8th and win again
True tripdicklet.
>>77135555
>Venus
>"""""Woman"""""
>>77135744
Too far red car.
>>77135892
yes
>>77135904
Dogs won't make the finals.
>>77135959
I don't think they should, but you never know with Gil's twists in the narrative.
Anyway I'm off to bed, got to get up early for church and (hopefully) coaching my girls team to another victory.
Even more hopefully, I will be able to abstain from thoughts of fucking certain members of my playing list.
Good night.
>>77136023
Orthodox amirite realitywog?
>>77131608
What happened to OP autist?
who 6/6 here?
shitality wog need not apply
>his daughters have now suddenly jumped into their late teens.
A scientific anomaly to say the least.
>the wog can't even remember how old or how many imaginary daughters he has
fuggin parfetik
>died on January 9
>wants to fuck his niece
>killed an Abo
>invented Baneposting
Why is Reality Cunt such a fuckwit loser
Do people unironically watch this?
>>77137301
don't you have some homos to genocide?
>>77134164
full of shit you are
kicked out of Shangri-la here, don't know what I did wrong, have literally never posted a thing, if only he knew I was on his side. Also +1 for rubbing one out to that cover pic
bump to trigger thread standards Autist(s)
So lads, I just moved to Australia from the UK, and I thought I might as well try watching this retarded sport. I need to know if I should support my local team (Adelaide) or will watching them every week make me want to kill myself?
>>77146834
They're probably going to make the grand final this year, so you may as well bandwagon now
>>77146834
they are doing well this year so you've got until next year at least until you kys
>>77149150
>>77149206
Nice, definitely hopping on the bandwagon then. Any other shit I should know as a new fan or is it just better to start watching and pick it up as I go along?
>>77146834
Long history of making the finals but never getting to the Grand Final
However this year is their best shot at winning in a decade [spoiler]They'll choke to Geelong in the prelims though[/spoiler]
>>77149303
Umpires are very involved in the sport, very involved. You won't see a match that doesn't have a whistle being blown every 10 seconds. This involvement leads to supporters always blaming the umpires (referees) for losses. So be sure to blame the umpires when your team loses, also be sure to shout "holding the ball" whenever there's a tackle.
>>77149557
>refball
My main sport is basketball, it can't possibly be worse than that
>be sure to shout "holding the ball" whenever there's a tackle.
Nice, AFL is more similar to rugby than I thought.
>tfw straffo will never come to your local footy game to photograph you
>>77149505
>cucklong
that team will be found out in september - reeks of hawthorn 2016
Just got ID’d at Crown. My sharp new jacket paying off.
>>77150358
Someone on my Facebook just spelled “ensuite” and “onsweet” and this is why Trump won
Basedbane
all these shit threads...
>>77150406
Good post tbqh.
>tfw keep picking up bans from /tv/ pedo shitposters
what are your tips today RC
who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger
>All these empty seats
didnt take long for the bangwagoners to jump off
I'm pretty sure a tiger would win
on my way to coles to buy all my favourite treats for the footy and tennis
2l of coke
pringles and twisties (on special)
snickers pods (also on special)
coles ice creams
a frozen pizza
chicken nuggets
snakes alive
Richmond -48.5 1.92
Brisbane +48.5 1.92
What is the best option here lads, redpill me.
brisbane with the start 2bh
Who /medallionclub/ here?
Having watched the replay, Smith's miss last night wasn't too bad. Can't really call that a choke.
>>77150549
The wrong ones
>>77150809
do you have to give up the boy puss for that?
>>77150900
It was a choke because he was clearly haunted by the miss last year, and would do anything to avoid being in the same position again, particularly against the cats. He could have gone back to take the shot, which was funnily enough nearly from exactly the same place as the final, but he was spooked and played on.
dogs or blues lads?
>>77151212
blues pretty insulted to be at 2.70 with the dogs form but that form does begat a due win for old footscray
bet blues, tip dogs
>>77151212
Not sure lad, cripps is out but dogs been playing shit and have 2 debutants. Carlton brought in a few garbage players who are probably on their last chances at the club to cover cuningham, cripps. Blues by 7
BASEDBANE LADS
Got a bad feeling about the tiges today lads
>liam jones has signed on for another 2 years
based
>0-6 to 9-7
Glorious
/bestaustralia/
lmao this country os so fucking boring why did my parents have to migrate here
>>77151408
ship off zhang
Basedbane are going to run them down.
>>77151408
t. nguyen
>>77151413
yeah i fucking wish. what can you do when an entire nation is racist against you and you cant even get a job / money to leave?
>>77151420
kill yourself?
why aren't you loading up on freo at 3.50 lads?
shitkraut is a pathetic stager
>>77151464
probably the only option. sucks when your parents decide to go live on some irrelevant island with a bunch of 100 iq peasants. suck kangaroo dick, all of you. 'cheers'
>reported for headbutting
haven't seen that in a while
>>77151482
t. bullied chink/wog
>>77151482
how slender are you, how do you think you will look in heels and stockings?
i have a lucrative position available for the right candidate
MARTIN SUSPENDED FOR GOUGING BASED DANGERFIELD TO WIN BROWNLOW
There goes Martin's brownlow chances
>robertson trying to cork Martin
>getting punched by Martin
>robertson reported for headbutting cotchin
>blowing a kiss to the booing richmond fans
kek, this guy is top
Is Zorko being tagged?
UMPBALL
Yeah that's fucking horseshit, Martin has got the biggest hold of the jumper on Robertson
Carlton will win
>needing umpball to beat the lions
>bitchmond
>ninthmond getting umped this hard
Fold this pathetic shitheap of a club already.
anyone else sick of every fucking match and round having some "cause"
fuck off
being an AFL goal umpire seems like a comfy job
when does Ben Cousins get out
>>77151578
no cripps no carlton so no they wont
Crowd is utterly poothetic at the G
>>77151614
definitely makes rounds with actual causes feel less important when the week after it's "rural round" or "my mates dog round" or some shit.
>>77151635
its 5 degrees, bulldogs have no fans and carltons season ended last week
>>77151639
I like the Indigenous round though everything else can fuck off
>>77151614
it's for merch opportunites like the NFL does lad, every fucking game has a theme or cause I swear. So they can dish out different colour jumpers that plebs will shell out for to line the jews pockets and yes I'm sick of it, only ones that should get to stay are Big Freeze, Indigenous and Breast Cancer
Carlton playing all right, looks like Casboult and Curnow's marking ability is going to be a massive problem
>>77151664
>a business acts greedy and fools stupid people through ridiculous marketing
literally everyone ever
what did dusty do? anyone got vid or anything?
odds for collingwood woodens poon next year?
>>77151678
no need to get smart cunt just say you agree
we told need to be told that irish people are irish every time an irish person gets the ball hamish cuntface cunt
I literally don't even care if we don't make the finals this year. We one tha hip last year, and there's nothing that butthurt haters can do about it.
>>77151731
based convict
>>77151652
indigenous is fine, think there's a women's round or something similar.. that's fine.. about all there needs to be though.
>>77151664
breast cancer that's the one.. actual causes make sense, how the fuck is rural a cause or something we need to be aware or give af about? where's inner city round?
>>77151754
>how the fuck is rural a cause or something we need to be aware or give af about? where's inner city round?
don't need one cos 80% of the population lives in those areas
>>77151759
so we'll have a round for anything that's a minority?
unemployed round? mining sector round? 4channers who have had sex round?
>>77151768
thats how it works m8
does anyone know if there are any 'bee farms' in melbourne?
i'm not sure if they even exist, basically somewhere you can just go look at the bees watch them go about their day and make honey etc.
>he's a father and he has kids
oh shit is that what being a father means
>>77151777
can't wait for the LGBT round
>>77151814
thats a thing already though right?
or just nfl
>>77151822
the swans and the saints play for the homo cup but no full round
>>77151822
NFL has it? no wayyy
This game is fucking garbage
>Chris Fagan's worst film he's ever seen is Tree of Life
Absolute pleb
>>77151833
yer pretty certain
Here's where I think the ladder will end up. Didn't do winning margins (only by default 12points) so percentage is irrelevant
>>77151852
>playing the Swans again in Sydney
I hope so, then Brendan Floggard can redeem himself
>showdown GF
yes pls
>>77151852
i think geelong are shit, but they've got easy games left, and the games vs good teams are in geelong
WHO IS READY FOR THE EAGLES TO DOMINATE THE SHOCKERS?
>>77151635
>that doggies 'cheer squad'
KEK
anyone else in Perth had their internet grind a fucking halt? I'm ropeable over here
>>77151924
nobody really cares. west australian football is so boring
Why do Australians refer to me as 'mate'? Is this normal?
>worst cuckstralia has zero (0) have teams in the eight
LMAO
>>77151966
shut up faggot you probably go for port adelaide cunt
BASED Dale Kickett and the Legend of One Punch Dodd
>>77151980
so what if i do bitch,fucking fat cunt
>Yep out
>>77152065
Yeo*
you have 10 seconds to name a worse city than perth
oh wait you CANT. drop a bomb on the place seriously.
>>77152087
Darwin
>>77152087
Fuck you cunt go drink your deconstructed poofter coffee
>>77151960
yeah the internet all over perth has been spotty in the past 3 days.
>>77152087
london, paris, adelaide. that is all.
>>77152087
bungbury, kalgoorlie, mandurah ahahah
perth is so shit but it's not even the worst city in WA lol
>>77152106
oh yeah lol nice one
forgot what a shithole WA in general is ahah
>>77152106
Mandurah ain't so bad, sure we've got absolutely nothing here and it's got shit all in the way of jobs as well as high std rates but it's pretty comfy
>>77152106
Nice """"cities"""".
J
J
K
>all this ABWA buttdevastation
least australia everybody
>worst australia
not even gonna watch this game rather watch rugby
Fremantle so shit they let Darling rek them..
>this Victorian obsession with Best Australia
sad really.
Fuck you darling doubters
Nice colours lol
purple and yellow
could you be any more homo?
>worst cuck roaches scuttled out of the fridge
surprise surprise
>>77152197
m8 he's absolute trash, trade him to some cucktorian team whilst he still has some sort of value
lmao Masten is fucking shit
>>77152208
While we are getting rid of trash we should also trade priddis, masten, lecras and schofield
How those cunts get a game is beyond me
how embarrassing getting destroyed by fucking darling and petrie
>>77152240
>trading a cooked 32 year old
>trading a cooked 30 year old
are you dumb? fucking delist them.
The other two are 28, so just ship them off to Melbourne or the Blues.
literally dressing up in the colour purple
top kek bra
time for a riddle
q. you're trapped in a room with an eagles fan and a dockers fan. you have a gun but only one bulllet, who do you shoot?
a. yourself
>>77152261
>>77152259
haven't been on spee for a while, didn't realise there was so much vicuck envy of WA..
>>77152208
those are some of the most aesthetically contrasting colours on the colour wheel actually you fucking philistine
>>77152257
Yeah fair cop mate, i meant trade as in get them the fuck off our list
>>77152277
Think you guys will enter a mini rebuild within the next year or two
>>77152288
Yeah definitely, its crazy that most media doesnt mention that we are borderline in need of a rebuild
>>77152277
>>77152288
easily
masten out, darling out, priddis out, schofield out, potentially wellingham out, johannissen or a quick half back IN and a quick midfielder IN.
Freo fan here, how do Masten and Priddis get games? Surely Priddis just can't keep skating by on his Bradbury-esque Brownlow and Masten is just the definition of passenger.
>>77152302
simpson's a soft fuck to be honest.. drops masten every other week then brings him right back in instead of some of the youth prospects who would actually learn from AFL games.
>>77152295
JJ already signed with the dogs m8
>>77152293
apart from WA you guys get overlooked.
>>77152295
I thought Jetta was supposed to be the quick mid in
fuck
'libba' needs to down a pinga. looks slow as shit
>>77152313
ahh did he?
jkelly then, too easy, done, lock it in.. + dusty.
>>77152316
he was but he's a lazy fuck he plays when he wants, he's been better the last month but lacks fucks to give.
>>77152316
Jetta is a dirty boong who drinks too much and sniffs petrol to get a kick
>>77152329
What are you going to give up for jkelly and dusty?
GWS would want overs for jkelly as would Richmond.
Are all WCE supporters this delusional?
are the bulldogs the worst premiership hangover side?
>>77152338
jkelly is out of contract so we wouldn't need to offer incredible amount of picks/players. Dusty not so much.
>>77152347
hawthorn 2008 says hi
Is Dom Sheed already the eagles best mid?
>>77152361
yeah i thought that too but they had a shit tonne of injuries. bulldogs not so much
Who /1st9/9oftheseason/ here
i have a cold :(
>>77152362
Speedy sheedy just signed a 480k 2 year contract what a waste
le pick up the ball and immediately get tackled to the ground man
le 40 possession and no impact whatsoever man
Will any of the new off-season contracts beat Buddy's record deal?
Dusty tried to piss off from Richmond earlier in his career for $$$, so he's going to fetch a high price.
>>77151960
Move to Gero cunt.
Fibre to the home, every home.
top kek get fucked you little midget
>all this off the ball holding
How do West Coast get away with it?
>>77152417
fuck that, I drive through Gero on my way to Port Gregory and the only reason I stop is to get Red Rooster
>Cox
What the fuck was that? How do you miss to the left from there?
Jesus fuck it's like I'm watching 2001 era dockers.
that NYGOD mark and the kick into the man on the mark is the stuff cult heroes are made of.
>>77152489
Should've been 50m penalty for the iggle thug's carry on after the mark.
>>77152487
settle in mate, vintage Dockers are best Dockers for meme value
t. the guy who bet his neighbor his Eagles allegiance and switched to Freo in the '99 derby
>>77152498
yeah Schofield is a fucking grub in a team comprised of grubs who look half decent playing against kids
>fyfe
>pushed off the ball by duggan
worst brownlow medallist ever ignoring cooney
also fucking lol brad hill
>that headbanded ganga slag in the crowd
looked skethcy as fuck but I would
>>77152503
>The Derby I missed due to parents' simultaneous mid life crisies.
These duds wanna kick a goal lmao?
>0.6
path this foldetic club tbqh
>>77152518
>worst brownlow medallist
he's play right now lad, his name is Matthew Priddis
>>77152529
6 behinds is basically a goal
>>77152529
>>77152532
shot your load too soon lads
>>77152518
>Worst Brownlow medalist
>Not Shane Woewodin
Do any of you normies actually watch australian tv when the footy isn't on? It's pathetic.. cooking shows.. renovation shows.. dating shows..
>>77152545
No, I'm not a normie though
>>77152545
fuck no, I'll watch footy, Wimbledon/Tennis and F1 when it's live and that's it
>>77152545
Yeah I watch Yummy Mummy and abc 24.
>kicking it into the 4th tier when you're 5 goals down
WALTERS YOU GRUB BOONG CUNT
>Bichael Balters
Freo are fucking woeful I will say that but Iggs are getting away with murder off and around the balls by umps
carn big drew
Can freo still take this one lads
Tip god? Predictions?
Petrie on that Goldstein kicking school shit
>>77152545
Fuck that. Sport is just about the only thing I watch on tv.
>>77152545
Yeah my aunt is the producer of a very popular Australian reality show. She says that the tv advertising money is basically non existent and every show has to have completely paid for itself before going to air. So shows are built around being dragged out for 4 nights a week with half the content being sponsorships and product placement. The reason there's no money is because Foxtel (which runs at a loss and for decades has been trying to completely canabalise the market through aggressive practises funded by the rest of news corp) and now the Streaming services buy up all the content people actually want to watch and drive the prices for sports licensing beyond what is reasonable for anyone to pay.
This is why channel 10 is almost finished.
>>77152573
you must be victorian
they have gotten away with fuck all
>>77152596
good.. Kodi is the only way to watch TV anyway and if you're too simple to get that you deserve to watch dumbed down reality tv.
Crozier is an awful footballer
Does anyone know what reality check tipped for derby? Interested to see how he rates my iggs
>>77152580
If Freo's forward line can pull their finger out they could still win. Literally all the play this quarter for just 1 goal 4
>>77152597
did you just assume my state you fucking bigot?
>>77152614
The loser
Who here 8/8?
>>77152607
wtf is Kodi?
>>77152638
Only blundered with Saints but still better than last week
>>77152646
you deserve to watch shit FTA reality tv
Is WABA still around?
>>77152607
>Khodi
My sides
>>77152646
a device that pretty much tabulates all streams for you to watch, the jews are trying to shut it down and claim copyright infringement, that's how you know it's good
>>77152669
noice
>2.8
fold >my pathetic "club"
>tfw you eat a lot of junk food and you feel like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDVf71xd2cQ
>>77152669
>mfw exodus was shut down
>elysium takes over minutes later with practically the exact same database
>those that worked so hard to get exodus taken down have to do it all over again knowing you cut off the snakes head and it grows two more
>>77152691
you garbage guts cunt
what you been pigging out on?
>7 goals to halftime
Ladies and gentleman, the showpiece of West Australian football
>>77152646
http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/292128198071?_trksid=p2385738.m2548.l4275&_mwBanner=1
Fix your life.
>>77152691
iktfb
>KFC depression is a real thing
>2.8 (20)
>>77152696
>mfw these guys probably have at least 5 or 6 back ups in the pipeline whenever one goes down to just fuck with the jew lawyers trying to shut them down and tie them up in court
>>77152715
How much do you weigh?
>>77152713
play what?
elysium's been fine for me.. also having AFL Live on kodi meaning with an AFL Live pass you can watch any game on your tv without having to shill foxtel bucks.. win win.
>tfw gonna back to the gym routine
Gonna feel good inside again lads.
>>77150646
fuckin hell lad and I thought I was bad buying a bottle of scotch, a packet of chips and a pizza
>120kg 26% bf here
Is it just me or is Sydney's strategy to fight every team? I don't watch them that often but they always seem to be fighting.
>>77152728
>not going to the gym 4x a week and then playing social sport once a week for social + cardio reasons
>>77152743
Sydney wouldn't be the first team to come to mind that I'd say is the "fighting" team. They generally have a lot of lingering rivalries GWS is their "cross-town" rival and have fast become a good team, Hawks because of grand final reasons and Geelong to a lesser extent.
>>77152731
the struggle is real m8
>>77152774
you fucking pig
sort yourself out
>>77152744
>social sport
Ha no.
>>77152778
friendlet detected
>>77152663
eternally lurks in the shadows guarding over based /afl/ tbqh
>>77152785
>needing social sports for friends
HA
>>77152774
if you were the same guy talking about having allens snakes alive and bacon and sausage rolls last night then YGSIU senpai, no better time to get healthy than now
>>77152754
I meant just this season but yeah Hawks would be up there too.
Lol seeing people sook over weight when all you have to do is eat less portion size, and workout a few times a week
Lost 15kg boiiii
>>77152788
There is literally nothing wrong playing fun sports with your friends.
>>77152778
it's the Australian way, get out of your mums house m8.
seriously fuck the captcha.. takes like 10 attempts to be able to post.
>>77152788
other way around bruh, get your friends together to play a sport, not play a sport to make friends you aspie.
>>77152792
yes that was me :(
this is not a one off for me
NEALE YOU SHIT CUNT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>tfw insecurity about poor coordination is stopping me from playing a social sport.
>>77152816
that's dumb mate I know cunts who turn up to social soccer drunk and/or stoned and have a great time.
>tfw played against govs in colts
>>77152825
do you have to shower together? cos i have a botched circumcision and one of my balls hangs way lower than the other and my willy is pretty small too
>>77152708
>More scoring shots
Just on general play should the Dockers be winning?
>>77152837
CARN IGGS
>>77152837
jesus mate. you turn up, you play then you go to your car (your mums cars) and go home
>>77152805
>get out of your mums house m8
I wish I can get out of the university.
>>77152825
Is being a competitive try hard frowned upon?
>>77152833
I played against former eagle Ash Hams, and his twin brother in cricket.
They were so fucking good. It was the Busselton-Margaret River Cricket Association U16 final. 50 over game. We put up a decent score and the two of them opened the batting and chased the whole thing down with 10 overs to spare.
how long has Apeness been injured for Freo? Surely he's better than than fucking Cox
>>77152857
nothing's better than fucking cox m8 ;)
>>77152853
Yes.
>>77152856
Whatever happened to hams? Remember him as a short bloke
>>77152853
kind of, every game is different with my mates if it's a blowout against a top of the table team we just try to meme shots and bants each other, if it's close then naturally people try and play more serious.
Funny story we have a guy who plays for the glory youth squad who traveled to Brisbane to play state, he looks like an absolute deadbeat space cadet who just walks around the pitch but when you pass him the ball he switches on and just abuses the opposition
>>77152865
shut up you cunt i've had a fucking gut full of your shit
>tfw depressed
>has a man bun
>wearing a glove
>>77152873
retired from afl prematurely
still playing wafl irc
Jesus christ brad hill
>no kicking in danger on Masten
fucking pleb umpires
>The hill of Bradley
This is painful.
>you came from an international... another country
>>77152894
>>77152900
got the hard yipps senpais he pulled that kick
>>77152889
He was delisted.
Mundy has fucking had it, they should have kept Grey in, at least he gives a fuck and tries to find the ball when he hasn't had a touch
>>77152917
Full list of dockers who have had it.
>Mundy
>Ballantyne
>Suban*
>S Hill
>Pitt
>Morabito
>Lyon
*Never had it
>2.13
club path thisthetic fold already Gil
>>77152936
Morabito retired last year you dummy, 100% agree with the Suban call though he's a fucking pretender in the same mold as Masten and Ballantyne requesting a trade to WCE solidified his grub status for me.
>>77152708
>2.13 (25)
Fremantle fans right now: At least we're more accurate than Reality Check
>2.13
it's a good thing I am boong drunk
>>77152961
ayy lmao, it's true as well
>>77152952
Yeah I know. Pitt was delisted after developing a chronic illness. I just lost them because I'm sad about the potential list we could've had.
>>77152961
>>77152961
>>77152965
yeah >we've had a pretty bad run of having great talent that never eventuates for reasons (Morabito, Bennell) but I guess that's par for the course in AFL
>>77152961
thanks for making me kek hard on a poor day for >my team lad
Please euthanise me.
>Silky smooth run through the midfield.
>Just bomb some shit into the 50
>Turnover goal to iggles.
This has been the whole fucking game. Te only variation is whe the midfield run get within range and they fucking spray it.
that was a fucking hold on Hill for sure
>the absolute Vegeta-esque STATE of Sheed's widows peak
>>77152961
noice.
>>77152936
>S Hill
Dockers rehab team needs to be sacked. He was unbelievable this year until he got injured. He's come back and been completely shit
>>77152995
turn it up mate
nothing in it
>>77153010
nah mate I've seen what Iggs are doing now, they pin an arm to the guys hip for way too long after the ball has left the area, i'm on to you cunt
>>77152995
Hill was playing for the free when he should've just fucking pushed the cunt and kicked the goal.
fucking atrocious
>score goal
>give goal immediately away
which team am I?
can we at least get a riot for the last derby at Subi?
>>77153022
>playing for the free with one hand
>the other hand is pinned to you
HMMMMMM
>>77153032
I will riot in Geraldton for you.
Ok I'll have to watch that play again to be sure. The gf was anguished watching it so maybe you have a point.
>>77153054
ayy good lad, I understand being a Freo fan makes me bias and I try hard to see it objectively and I can feel the whistle coming when they do something wrong but I reckon he got a bad call there
>the fremantle cuckers will NEVER, EVER, EVER beat us at subi ever again
kek
K E K
>>77153069
>3.13 in fine weather
just fold this pathetic """""club"""""
>>77153068
I am also a Freo fan.
Fuck now Hill is holding his shoulder. Fuck.
>>77153069
you know why everyone hates Iggs fans? Not only are you poor losers, leaving at 3 quarter time, you are every worse winners. You're like the little brother gloating knowing he can't get the piss beaten out of him because the parents are in the room. Poor form lad.
not only have >we been garbage going into forward 50 all day, when >we get there it's like a contest of who can fuck it up the most.
>>77153088
Nah it's because we're the most successful team of the relevant era
>>77153069
>scuttles out from underneath the fridge
like clockwork
>>77153085
shoulders are so fickle in this sports, once you dislocate it once, the sublax tendons never hold it the same way again, combine that with the wear and tear of the game and you end up with spaghetti arms.
>>77153130
>t. WAutist
>>77153130
>WAutist found his way out from under the fridge
lmao
>That leave
Holy shit I almost died.
Damn you Freo. Don't give me hope like this.
>>77153176
don't hope lad, the young cunts (like Tucker just then) won't have the composure to mount a charge to the finish
umps have been calling play on way too fast for both sides today what the fuck is happening
>iggs need umpball to cancel the freo comeback
poothetic, fold this club
>in the back
more like in my sides
DOG CUNT UMPIRE
The west coast eagles could beat any top 4 side currently
>>77153191
>Tucker
More like Fucker Godamn.
>>77153236
Pies will beat them next week
>>77153236
>delusion; the post
>Crozier carefully picking out the eagle inside 50
FUCKING KILL ME AND THEN KILL HIM
>>77153236
>>77153236
10/10 bait you autistic chink
>pissmantle in charge of going inside 50
darling!
get kekt flogmantle
>>77153243
>>77153250
>>77153261
>>77153269
Not even trying to troll
We dominated freo today and setting up well with shuey, masten and jetta combining for dominance
You are the delusional cunts
HE SPILLED HIS FUCKING COFFEE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77153297
you've really doubled down on the autism today PerthGook86 i'm impressed
>Masten
lmao no
If you think beating a bunch of kids and a couple of boongs who can't kick straight if their life depended on it means you can beat ANY of the current top 4 sides you need more help than I first thought.
>>77153304
coke zero lad, coffee/caffeine is a neurotoxin, stay woke.
>>77153325
Coke Zero has caffeine dickhead, stay stupid.
>>77153297
BREAKING NEWS: PerthChink86 gets his microdick hard over an ugly derby win and thinks the Iggs are world beaters.
More delusion with Rick Ardon and Susannah Carr at 6.
>Fremantle has converted just 25 per cent of shots on goal
>>77153334
not as much as a coffee, dickhead
>>77153325
>>77153340
Hhaha yeah righto, seeya deep in September
Enjoy your (you)s kids
>>77153362
>got no answer
classic PerthGook
>>77153351
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/caffeine-shown-to-have-longterm-benefits-for-premature-babies-20170714-gxb8dt.html
>>77153362
See you then.
>PerthChink86 stays quiet until his ""team"" beats a bunch of kids and he gets all tough
would dust you out the front of the pub ezpz
>>77153379
>doesn't archive links
>links jew bullshit ""research"" about premature babies
lmao mate you are sad case mate
>>77153387
Id wrap a pool cue around your head cunt
>>77153297
Literally got trashed by a top 4 team last week la
Best captain in the afl wins medal yewwww
>>77153399
because you're too pussy to use your hands you couldn't even lift a pool cue with your weak yellow arms, I'd put holes in your cunt step up.
>We're not even gonna make 700 posts
Well it was a good run, see you next week m80s
>>77153442
Have you even been in a fight before cunt? You probably go to a bar and order espresso martinis and do a phantom when its your round eat my ass gay cunt
>>77153397
>Believes in memes over science.
Enjoy your life of squalor.
>>77153443
We can shitpost the next few
seeya next week cunts
>>77153463
like i said square up, I can see you sitting there at your desk thinking you're so funny replying with antagonistic bullshit. I would put you in hospital no word of a lie.
>>77153468
>doesn't believe all media organization have an agenda
>doesn't think caffeine stresses neuro-receptors
>thinks giving these to infants is a good idea
>memes got the leader of the free world elected
>"scientific polls" btfo
in b4 your dull >lmao /pol/fag argument, spare me. You are so pathetic
>>77153463
>ass
fuck off you fucking seppo
HAHA time for FedGOD
>>77153510
GOOD post, gonna be happy with the result regardless of who wins this, fun final match up for once
>>77153510
I bet you he will fail like Serena.
>>77153340
>More delusion with Rick Ardon and Susannah Carr at 6.
fuck off cunt Rick and Sue are based.
>>77153496
how long have you been a fucking hero for? you sound so petty tryng to get me to fight you over an anonymous chatroom. do you even live in perth faggot?
>>77153297
Masten is trash la
How he keeps getting a game over Partington is beyond me. It's parti time now.
>>77153496
Yes, please let me know how the Jews and big caffeine conspired to make Fairfax media report news about a scientific study which confirm something obstetricians have been doing for years.
The US presidential polls weren't even wrong. They had Hillary ahead by 2.5%, which is what happened. But due to the retardation of the American system, getting the most votes doesn't mean you win.
Enjoy living a life of squalor because you believe in magic instead of facts.
>>77153549
I meant delusion from the chink lad, they are the best duo.
>>77153553
>says he'll wrap a pool cue around me
>I'm the hero
I'm at the railway hotel on tydeman road in Freo, only one in a grey hoodie. Come say hi, I'll even give you the pool cue.
>>77153556
> he's a popular vote believer
Lmao didn't realise I was talking to a legitimate retard. My apologies
>>77153556
>big corps and big media aren't in cahoots
M8
>>77153579
im actually impressed you gave location, wanna get a beer n shitpost instead?
>>77153085
>try to fight LeSeagull and lose
>wreck your shoulder in the process
fucking KEK
>>77153614
Nah I'm fucking off outta here soon to watch wimbly at home in peace everyone here is drunk and mad about the derby.
>>77153579
BASED turbo autist pub enforcer
>>77153639
i'm not drunk or mad about the derby just eating myself into an early grave and trying to get over my gf leaving me
>>77153608
cool evidence.
>>77153594
Yes, how retarded is the idea that the person who gets the most votes should be elected in a democracy.
>>77153556
>>77153594
>>77153695
>sperging over US politics in the AFL thread
>>77153695
>6 companies own all the media you see, hear and read
>I need to provide evidence for common knowledge
>what are electoral colleges
don't bother replying to me again. I can see from your posts you're on the verge of tears
>>77153703
he started it as hilarious proof that memes are real.
>>77153710
Fairfax don't own caffiene products and don't own the university of Melbourne who pay the professor who led the research which only confirmed what thousands of doctors across the nation have been doing for 20 years.
>Common knowledge
You have nothing. An eternal brainlet.
>>77153717
>he doesn't think memes are real
>>77153730
>he doesn't know who owns Fairfax
>he doesn't know 149 corporations own every company, which in turn are owned by 4 hedge funds
>ad hom when exposed
Dry your eyes princess I can hear you weeping.
i win the last post game >:)
>>77153839
"no"
/nrl/ wins again
done a massive poo lads
It was a nice top 8 spot saints had for a little bit there
>>77153496
The polls were right.
>>77153773
>/nrl/ made it into the semi finals of ninja warrior
>/afl/ failed
kek
KEK
K E K
>>77154083
No one cares about a greens voting fag oxygen thief, don't ever reply to me again
>>77153773
>he doesn't know who owns Fairfax
Fairfax Media is a publicly traded company, the top 5 shareholders of control less than 30% combined of the company and themselves are wholly owned or invest on behalf of Superannuation companies ie, they're owned by you and me. They did just fightoff a takeover from TPG, you know, the internet company.
http://www.4-traders.com/FAIRFAX-MEDIA-LIMITED-6491381/company/
You have nothing, just a stupid conspiracy theory you choose to believe in because the real world is too hard.
>>77154274
not sure if serious 2bh
And ABC are reporting the story too, So I guess the Jews own them too?http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-15/benefits-of-caffeine-for-premature-babies-long-lasting/8709772
Even though the Professor's last name is Doyle
She works for Melbourne University though, which is owned by the taxpayers of Victoria, some of whome are jewisht hough so I guess you got me there, Caffeine is a 'toxin' and isn't found in Coke Zero, except for the 36mg that is in a 375ml can.
Stay woke.
>>77154274
>owned by shareholders
Stop, please, my sides.
>someone is this upset by a /pol/fag
absolutely pathetic
>>77154316
Can you read? He said it was coke zero, not coffee. When you pointed out caffeine was in coke zero he said it was still less than a coffee. You're on mental breakdown watch lad
>>77153556
>muh national polls were right
The swing state polls i.e the polls that actually matter were way off
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>>77154688
trip on wog
what a gay sport
>>77154688
/afl/ is unironically the best community.
Quality > Quantity.