/heem/

are there any openly gay mixed martial artists?

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Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
Calderwood vs Calvillo
Ray vs Felder
Marshman vs Janes
Rountree vs Craig
Mulheron vs Willis

Which variation of the name "Brendon Schaub" is your favorite female ufc fighter.

>>77131590
Brendan Schaub, but he'll be the first to tell you he's not a fighter.

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What if he heems Conor?

>>77131600
Are they even sparring anymore after Conor said he was just doing it to punish Paulie for being a shit?

>>77131592
Cynthia is 30? i thought she was like 24 or some shit

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>>77131592
Nelson
Calvillo
Felder
Janes
Craig
Mulheron

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>>77131592
GOONY
CALVILLO
RAY
MARSHMAN
ROUNTREE
WILLIS

>>77131593
Is Breaded Snorkel a good fighter?

Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

15% to publicist
10-15% to manager
15% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as around

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still good money, tho.

>>77131583
Floyd thinks Brendan is a retarded kid from one of his charities or some shit.

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>>77131592
Gunny

>>77131652
Oh shit we got Conor's accountant in this thread lads

>>77131652
True, but he spends money like someone who's never had it. Cars, watches, shoes, suits, expensive liquor, shit that immediately loses most or all of its value. Dude's gonna be living in a trailer in 15 years.

>>77131667
he giving $15,000,000 to Conor's... publicist... kek

>>77131652
What Goober wants is to walk away from all of this with the ability to say he made more money than anybody in UFC history. All they have to do is give him a little bump over the max purse/PPV total and everyone can lie their ass of bout it later because they signed an NDA. The UFC is also managing him to avoid issues with the Ali act, so they could have claimed a huge chunk of his sponsor money as well. I wouldn't be surprised if he was only making $8-10 million before deductions, WME isn't going to throw their biggest star to the wolves in a short-term money grab unless they're taking a gargantuan cut of the money.

how many more fights before charlie ward is cut?

>>77131669
Conor rents all his shit. You don't remember that mink jacket he showed up in with the tag still in?

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>>77131667
mfw you're adorable, kid.
You don't need to be his accountant -- theres no insider knowledge required. All those rates are industry standard, and 2017 income tax rates are a matter of public record.

In other words, anyone could figure this out, unless they are innumerate.

>>77131687
If he loses this one he'll get cut after losing two more. Nobody from SBG is getting cut unless it's completely obvious that they don't belong.

>>77131694
Don't think you can rent a bottle of 30,000.00 scotch.

Better than ____

>>77131685
>The UFC is also managing him to avoid issues with the Ali act, so they could have claimed a huge chunk of his sponsor money as well.
True, the UFC could be taking a massive amount of "Conor's" earnings.
And by "could be" I mean, "must be".

>>77131698
Yeah OK, you do your numbers if it makes you feel smart kek
You a microwave meal faggot, I'm home cooked

>>77131698
>t. my dad works for a record company

>>77131652
I don't think this is accurate. Whatever the real numbers are, Conor isn't even in this for the money like Mayweather is. So who cares. It's about the fight first and foremost to Conor.

>>77131669
Yeah but Conor has a boss and all of WME.

Some people are just meant to be employees and other bosses. Dana has been with him the entire tour. Remember the UFC 202 stuff? Who won in the end. Dana has probably hooked up Conor with reliable accountants,lawyers to protect him and his finances. Without the boss Conor would be broke in a trailer a decade from now. Just like Floyd. Everyday that passes,every week that goes by his debt to the IRS is going higher and higher. And after his fight with Conor they will be backstage and they're going to want their cut. All this because he had no boss. He's spent his fortune on pretending to be a businessman,a failing clothes line,music,cars,and an entourage because no one was there to wrangle him like Dana does for Conor.

>>77131716
If McGregor makes bank it'll be the least effective desperation cash grab in sports history. They're smarter than that.

>>77131717
Nice double-dubs, Ahmed.
Not a matter of "feeling smart". As I said, anyone can work that out.
Not sure what the rest of your post means, except that you enjoy trying to imitate American rappers.

Many such.
Sad.

What's your favorite combo, /heem/?

Personally I like to teep into a left jab followed by a right elbow, or against shorter opponents a right cross followed by a jumping knee after the left jab.

>>77131738
>I don't think this is accurate.
But it is.

Mayweather-McGregor seems to be everywhere. It's gonna do like 5 million and be the biggest PPV ever, and McGregor isn't even a boxer.

>>77131745
this seems a true statement.

>>77131738
>It's about the fight first and foremost to Conor.

You cannot be serious rn.

>>77131760
2 left jabs followed by a straight right, for the KO.
Best if there's a Ray Sefo-style,, "Whoop!" right after the 2nd jab.

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How will Floyd recover?

>>77131745

What is it about black athletes and financial irresponsibility?

>>77131782
They're Ric Flair marks.

>>77131781
Malteser

>>77131775
dont worry about it. only a true fighter would understand. if all you care about is money, youre not going to want to believe other people have better values than yourself.

>>77131750
They're not dubs, but I get what you meant. It's cool though accountant, if you can get a hold of some of Conor's money on the side send it over.
Also lighten up and understand comments said in jest

>>77131775
I think some people believe the stuff said in the pressers. I saw someone in another thread say something like "he had to fight Diaz, but he's only BOXING Mayweather"

>>77131760
For sure the teep followed by the jab at a 256° vertical angle

While we're on the subject, isn't Pacquiao broke as well?

>>77131795
>I think some people believe the stuff said in the pressers
we're not all casuals like you. we've followed Conor since day one. hes a student of the game.

>>77131745
>like Dana does for Conor
if that's happening the UFC sure af isn't doing it to help out Conor, they're there for one reason only: to grab as much of Conor's $$$ as they can, for as long as they can.
It business. No one is heling anyone out because it's "the right thing to do". lol

>>77131804
Fax b spit it at sum more

>>77131745
>Dana has probably hooked up Conor with reliable accountants,lawyers to protect him and his finances
First of all, Dana doesn't do shit, he's always been a mouthpiece for upper management. And secondly, if the UFC was taking care of their guys Don Frye wouldn't be living in the back of his goddamn Pontiac the same week he got inducted into the hall of fame.

The vast majority of combat sports athletes burn through all their money and end up broke. Just the way it is.

/heem/ you're too negative
Go cover Bellator

>>77131809
>>77131804
https://twitter.com/thenotoriousmma/status/499216955828895744

>>77131836
we're aware Conor loves money you dumb shit. just because he loves money doesn't mean he cant love fighting even more.

>>77131836
Great inspirational quote my brother I was in need for that. Thx for the link.

So with Eddie-Gaethje locked in at the end of TUF and Dana saying Conor gets Khabib after he's through with Mayweather, who do we got for Poirier-Ferguson?

>>77131854
Poirer-Barboza Lee-Pettis.

>>77131854
apparently kebabs manger is trying to make the fight with tony on nov.4

>>77131795
>he had to fight Diaz, but he's only BOXING Mayweather
Softening the loss up, get ready to hear this non-stop

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>>77131782
It's not a black or white thing. It's a youth thing. Give a young guy a ton of cash and he'll waste all of it on shit like cars. Or give who didn't have anything and watch him try to play businessman when he should be talking to a financial adviser.

-Hendricks and his restaurant (or that time he bought guns and sold them an hour later)
-Aldo and his restaurant (apparently its full of mosquitoes and bugs)
-Tyson and his insanity
-Floyd general
-Roy Jones Jr
-Mark Coleman selling his Pride trophy because he splurged his winnings
-Tito
-Phil "Right In the Feels" Baroni

Wish there were more guys like Bart Scott. Just put in the bank. Go on vacations. But I don't invest in a strip club. The liquor license alone will make you go broke if it doesn't work out.

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>>77131714

>>77131854
Conor will not fight Khabib in Russia. He'll fight Nate a 3rd time.

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>>77131782
>What is it about black athletes and financial irresponsibility?
Not really a race thing, it's an economic class thing.
If Conor or Floyd had been upper-class guys, they'd more than likely kno how to deal with money.
But they weren't. They came from nothing, so now they're all about showing everyone how they've got money.

If you haven't had money before and you're in entertainment/sports, not only do you find yourself in a certain kind of lifestyle, you'll be surrounded by shady "friends" and shady business people. It's often to their advantage that you drink and do drugs.
They don't understand contracts, taxes, etc., very well.
They don't understand that they're not a lawyer or doctor who'll be making a sweet salary for decades and decades.
In sports their lucrative earning years are very few. In entertainment, careers can end in a flash.
Lawyers and doctors don't buy $30,000 bottles of scotch because they understand there is no value in that. Conor does because he's riding a wave and he hasn't considered it won't be like this forever, or that it won't even be like this in a few years, and he's got an overwhelming need to prove to everyone that he has enough money to do that.

>>77131816
>Don Frye
>how many ppv buys?
>Conor
>9 million

Also it's up to you to be responsible with your money. Dan Severn said he saw mma as a hobby that paid good sometimes. But keep your day job. From all accounts Frye is a shithead. WGAF

https://youtu.be/7OrDufcwoqg

>>77131873
>People HAVE to soft up a 0-0 fighters loss to 49-0 professional

Are you retarded?

>>77131878
I think it's just part of the mentality that comes with participating in dangerous combat sports. These guys are all huge risk takers that aren't concerned with long-term consequences

>>77131836
>https://twitter.com/thenotoriousmma/status/499216955828895744

he looks high af in that pic with his baby. kind of sad really.

Who would you rather switch bodies with

Matt Hughes or War Machine

>>77131939
Schaub

>>77131939
>Would you rather be in a coma or whatever the fuck happened the hughes or have sex and then head-kick christy mack

Neither you degenerate

>>77131939
Matt Hughes. Matt will at least have no idea what's going on. He'll never feel immense depression, he won't get anally penetrated, he won't get shanked.

>>77131919
No one is going to want to say that Mayweather is the better fighter after the smoke clears. Don't be silly

>>77131878
>>77131900
>>77131921
These.

>>77131957

my thoughts exactly.

>>77131957
>war machine won't be king of the prison yard
lmao at you, war machine is gonna be in his natural environment in prison, i only wish we got live cctv feeds of it

>>77131957
From all reports War Machine is running that place. Getting all that slurpee aka boi pussy

>>77131997
He does alpha male shit brother.

>>77131997
>From all reports War Machine is running that place.
>all reports

really? then give us just one of these "reports".


or did you just dream that up?

>>77132033
If you call war machine a pussy one more time im gonna punch myself in the face to avoid hurting someone

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw

will round earthers ever recover

Anyone doing Invicta picks?

Eddien Bravo is right.

>>77132098
what records ia he talking about?

>>77132106
check the dumpster behind your house man

>>77132106
check buz aldrins instagram

>>77132088
no

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>>77131592
Ponzinnibio
Calvillo
Felder
Marshman
Craig
Willis

>>77132118
i did.
see nothing related, just old guy pics


>>77132114
i did.
your dad says hi

>imma blow through u like a white van thru a London sidewalk

Tasteless, floyd

I might regret this tomorrow but fuck it. Just put a G on our boy. Red panty night comin down the pipe lads.

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>>77131575
#47 was a great fight, nice surprise this late in the menu. Pride never die if you don't know you don't don't know. Almost done fellas.

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE

pay your taxes eh

>>77132318
post.slip.

>>77131707
that was a bottle of midleton very rare
180 at bevmo

probably cheaper in ireland

>>77132350
severe lack of Sakuraba v. Gracie fights in that list

>>77132409
it's a newfag list, much mmssing

hopefully i'll finish it soon so i can start posting schaub pics

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Missed the fights, how'd my girl /ducote/ do?

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>>77132454
she wrestle fucked her way to a nice boring decision. a few cheeky sub attempts but a sold wrestle fucking overall

>>77132486
Good bunds shots?

>>77132533
Goddamn autocorrect, BUNDA

>>77132533
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/51tvs3/bellator-181-emily-ducote-vs-jessica-middleton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSQw7CMhx84
>154 people have watched this
At some point you have to wonder what you're paying these people for.

>tfw not a southpaw

it was over for me before it even began lads

>>77132649
You can be a right handed southpaw, la

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>>77132649
>not switching stances all the time and being equally good at both

you were never going to make it

>>77132867
Maxs hairline on point

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>>77133028

> his little peanut head

> I used to fight for peanuts, now I'm fighting a peanut

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HARDY WORK!!!

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I just realized how good 214 is.

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>>77131592

Nelson
Jojo
Ray
Janes
Craig
Willis

Why is TMT so comfy lads?

>>77133583
In terms of name power. I don't know if it'll end up being better than a typical decent card.

Calderwood missed weight.

>>77133665
Well of course I meant "on paper".

>>77131599
well banted

>>77133665
Name power is the only way to measure card before it plays out

>>77133569
HEAT BLESS

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>>77131592
Nelson
Cavillo
Felder
Janes
Craig
Mulheron

>>77133714
It doesn't feel like an evenly matched card to me, and Maia being rushed into his title fight is a pisser.

>>77133673
No surprise there. She looks like shit at 115. 125 is where she needs to be, but should she lose, I wouldn't doubt the UFC to just cut her.

>>77133790
UFC doesn't cut chicks really, certainly not active ones
If Angela Magana is still under contract you can bet your ass Caldrerwood will be even if she loses her next 3

>>77133673
I'm glad I got my money in on Calvillo before the line shifted back into too-heavy a favourite again.

>>77133790
Couch game too stronk to get cut.

>>77133673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTRR2NQOVYE
oh damn she did, can still make weight later tho

>>77133892
Nope.

>>77133909
rip

>>77133892
There's really no reason for them not to have one of those tubes for all the naked weigh-ins.

>>77133892
Everything besides her stomach is so fat, yuck

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>>77131592
Nelson
Calvillo
Felder
Janes
Craig
Willis

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>>77134012

>>77134049
best fight of feydor emelyianenko.

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YO, /HEEM/
FORM VOLTRON

You heard it from based studboy first, khabib isnt relevant and gaethje should fight for the title

>>77134355
Grandmaster level takedown defense

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>>77134049
Great Wall of Russia

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>>77134219

>>77134495
Where's the tubby bastard that got in as an alternate?

>>77134560
this was before the first round
Overeem was injured after the Werdum fight

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>>77131900
>>77131878
>>77131921
>>>/t/umblr

>>77134575
Didn't the UFC yank him via contractual shenanigans? Maybe my memory is failing me

>>77134647
If memory serves he pulled out from the bigfoot fight with a broken toe. In hindsight I think it might have been cycle related.

>>77131592
Add me please
>>77126894

>>77134606
>tfw your head is too small

>>77131652
m8 you dont know shit

conor has already spoken in the past how he doesnt get his money dripped like a chump

>>77131854
any idiot can see Ferguson vs Lee is nailed on

>>77134464
The level of skill in that fight is pretty insane. I wonder how Fedor would have fared in K-1 if he'd gone down that path

>>77135088
Ernesto Hoost, who handled a lot of his kickboxing training for the Cro Cop fight, said he could've been successful

>>77134856
Ferguson/Lee
Conor/Khabib

I'm happy with that, same card would be cool too but it'd just be a shitshow with them 4 trash talking each other endlessly

Imagine tuning in to watch two controversial figures and then being surprised they said something controversial

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WE

>>77136867
Tell me about Shlemenko /heem/, does he stand a chance

>>77136905
Tiny MW, not a good grappler
Mousasi RNC round one is a guarantee but he could make it fun, he throws a lot of spinning shit

>>77136918
Ta senpai

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Lena is cute, CUTE!

She needs to sign with the UFC, cut down to strawweight, and get sheemed by Joanna.

>>77136867
My boy McGeary gonna smash Queen Mo

>>77136867
> leaving UFC to fight garbage in bellator

>>77136867
60% on musasyan
40% on shlemenko

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HARDY WORK!!!

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Are any of these "literally who" fights supposed to be spicy?

Who is YOUR favorite female fighter? Be honest and sincere in your response to this inquiry.

>>77137295
wow! fightpass customers are getting a real treat!

>>77137299
schaub

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>tfw Beetlejuice sent me a message on facebook today

what combat sports legends have you communicated with? keep in mind Beet trained Tyson in the 50s, has a W over Mayweather, and trains some of the best in the world today

>>77137295
Ray vs Felder will be fotn

and fuck you if you don't like Paul Felder

>>77137379
IRELAND'S OWN Paul "THE IRISH DRAGON" Irish Felder

>>77137353
I have had conversations with The Naked Gambler and Zane Simon

>>77137407
>Zane Simon
lol

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>treating Tyrone like a street thug
strip ha

> YEEAAAHHH

honestly a great meme.

>>77137353
Shinya Aoki told me happy birthday via personal message once

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>>77133794
what's she saying here? nice suit?

>>77137496
THAT'S what Joanna looks like?

floyd got absolutely destroyed last night, my god

>>77137602
Toronto was best tbdesu

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HARDY WORK!!!

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>>77137602
what happened

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>>77134464
>>77135144
Fedor wouldn't have done too bad in k-1 but I can't really see his standup being good enough to win a GP

I feel like Strikers like Schilt and Cro Cop feeared the Takedown and ground game of Fedor so much that they couldn't strike effectively, kinda like that Werdum vs Overeem fight last weekend

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>>77137704
Oh yeah if he transitioned straight over in the middle of his MMA career he'd have got destroyed, I think Hoost was commenting on his natural ability, and if he'd started out as a kickboxer he could've became a great like he did in MMA.

who has the worst cte?

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>>77137602
what did he mean by this?

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>>77137819
Probably one of those Japs in underwear from Pride days, but out of UFC - Chuck

>>77137869
>midget
>that nose
>that skull
he's ugly af

>>77137299
Tecia Torres

>>77137819
gary goodridge

>conor said he wants to fight khabib in russia

fugg

>>77137819
randleman

>>77137496
did they train together?

>>77137955
>tfw Khabib will take the trash talk too seriously and flips out Caucasus style

Conor has to be very careful taking that fight. I dont want his crew getting murdered.

LA was great
Toronto was great
NY was cringe
Haven't seen London

However, the co-headliner didn’t fare as well. Cynthia Calvillo (5-0 MMA, 2-0 UFC) and Joanne Calderwood (11-2 MMA, 3-2 UFC) were among the last fighters to weigh in during the two-hour period. Calvillo successfully hit the 116-pound limit, but Calderwood – the final fighter to hit the scale – weighed 118, two pounds over the limit. The fight will go on as a catchweight affair, but Calderwood has been fined 20 percent of her purse, which goes to Calvillo.

women's mma is really doing well this month lol

>>77133794
kek is she saying eejit?

>>77138265
something in ape

>>77138216
London was almost as good as Toronto. Worth a watch.

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R8 my new ink, got it after the first presser

>>77138336
Wow. What a mistake

>>77138373
Beat it h8r

>>77138336
literally the only good tat i have ever seen

>>77137353
his carer person does all his social media i think

>>77134495
buncha juiced up jersey shore rejects so yehs are

>tfw you realize Pettis vs Moreno is the only UFC in august

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Make your weekend better
https://youtu.be/yol5nCXBJmQ

>>77139106
Damn and that's one of the worst cards of the year, the card right after it is pretty bad too but I expect they'll add some fights

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>>77139138
wtf

>>77139138
The fact that they picked Schwab to do the presser commentaries really tells you what a joke this whole thing is.

>>77139258
Why do people hate Brendan so much?

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>>77131592
gunner
calvillo
ray
marshman
rountree
willis

4-0 Conor

>>77139232
H8rs are a cancer.

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>>77139286

>People who posted this picture also posted this picture.

>>77134355
I forget that tall guys name. Apparently he's a scumbag and one of the reasons Pride died.

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>>77132318
Whose our boy?

>>77139461
Rogan would have been even worse.

>Some of the best striking in MMA PERIOD.
>Just has a TOUCH OF DEATH
>His movement is nothing we've ever seen before

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>>77137353
i'm friends with mcgregor on facebook, never messaged him before tho

>>77134355
lol that nervous manlet

>>77139575
Teymur will fucking wreck this little boi

>>77139752
Diakese > Teymur

>>77132318
Don't worry, JWill is a lock.

>>77139575
>>77139575
teymur

>>77139590
Conors always been a popular chad

What a fucking asshole oh I was on benefits and small and ugly wahh wahh

>>77139575
Teymur. Dickass got exposed. He's the average blackspolosive prospect that gets cut from the roster quickly.

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>>77139575
Why are the Teymurs so autistic?

What's your favorite Schaub moment? Inside the Octagon or outside.

>>77139824
>>77139890
I'm asking him who his boy is that he put money on not teymur or Diakiese

joanne calderwood is free money

>>77139899
Haha, I like them but they remind me so much of when I was in special ed class. It's the way they hang their mouths open I think.

>>77140063
Not after her fat ass missed weight she isn't.

>>77139575
I still don't see how Teymur won round one

>>77139899
Take care of you underwear im going to fuck you

what is next for brendan's career? the olympics? nfl commentary?

Glasgow weigh ins are live

>>77140397
Anything he wants.

>>77140397
Hopefully a self inflicted gunshot to the chest followed by donation of his shriveled brain to the science

>>77139752
Bandwagoner

charlie ward killed a guy

>>77140422
stream?lol

>>77140543
no sir its ppv only

>>77140422
>>77140543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDWKCjBKJ9c

Goofs

>>77140441
do you think tyron and joanna trained together?

>>77140621
For sure plenty of late night "jiu jitsu" sessions

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Gunnar meme ends

>>77140665
maia already killed it, that was just embarrassing

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>>77140665
Gunnar too composed to get caught by that level of strking

>>77140510
charlie ward got buttraped by a muslim during his last night

preview of beeb vs magiga

God damnit Masvidal why couldn't you knockout that HGH headed faggot maia

i don't even care about tyron i hope he flat lines maia

>>77140756
The only reason i want tryon to ko maia is so we dont have to watch 25 minutes of them staring at each other/maia laying on top of woodley.

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>>77131592
Nelson
Calderwood
Felder
Janes
Rountree
Willis

>>77140756
his wrestling and grappling are so good it's literally impressive that jorge didn't get finished practically no one in the world at 170 could do that

>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

what did he mean by this?

Other than Masvidal who are the best "losers" in the UFC?

>>77140839
that's what dee is saying, she hit the fucking jackpot

>>77139590
>>77139835

>used to be friends with conor on bebo
>under dislikes/hates he put "gays so stay the hell away from me"

he was about 18/19 at the time but still, made me think he was in the closet

>>77140854
melendes and coshchek

>>77134355
When was this? Jazzy looking hella thick

>>77140897
of course he's gay, no actual straight man who has followed his career thinks he's not a faggot, even if he hasn't actually done anything with another man

>>77140839
>HARD WORK
*boooooooo*
>HARD WORK
*boooooooo*
[x20]

what did he mean by this?

If you were Floyd would you give Conor an opening to TKO you just for a $250,000,000 rematch? Keep in mind he's 40 and likes to spend money like emperor Nero.

>>77140996
I would definitely let Conor win 5 rounds just to make the decision extremely close. That way u can go 50-0 and still have a rematch.

>>77140996
Nah his record and pride means too much to him to do that.

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>>77138218
Valerie Letourneau pulled out
Aspen Ladd pulled out
Amanda Nunes pulled out
Joanne Calderwood missed weight
Any others?

QUICK RUNDOWN ON THE MCGREGOR MAYWEATHER PRESS CONFERENCES

>>77141042
>3 less wgaf fights and calderwoods spirit is broken so cynthia will choke her out quickly
Sounds like a great month to me

>>77140996
it's not like he has a choice in the matter, he's going down inside 4

>>77141107
they were meme conferences that were taylor made for reddit

>>77141107
>YEAHHHHHHHHH
>HARD WORK
>GET ME THE BACKPACK
>MR TAPOUT
>FORM VOLTRON

>>77141107
Get the fook out, this is not /box/.

>>77141120
tailor* nice redditspelling bro

>>77140996
floyd can still get another huge payday after mcgregor

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Best mma fighters of the world

>>77141243

some sort of high heel fashion show?

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>>77141292
who is the best natty mma fighter?

>>77140724
killer

>>77141243
>millennials with their fucking phones

how many bongs til this shit starts. fucking ufc site not posting any times..spending 4 billions and dont buy a fucking countdown clock for your fucking website.

>>77141351
ufc.tv go live events and it will tell you how many bings until the specific event

Invicta starts in seven bongs, if that's what you were talking about.

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HARDY WORK!!!

>>77141243
Why does Floyd get SP?

>>77141351
ufc is tomorrow

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any webm makers mind fulfilling a request for me?
a webm for me with captions
Entire clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5mGuZ5DlKU

Why does Brendan Schaub have a lot of people who don't like him?

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>>77131592
Nelson
Calderwood
Ray
Marshman
Craig
Mulheron

>>77141449
He's a tool with no self-awareness who says a lot of dumb shit and has a complete lack of charisma but somehow still manages to weasel his way into things which would be far more interesting if he didn't exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDWKCjBKJ9c

19:30

EXPECT FIREWORKS

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Nelson
Calderwood
Felder
Marshman
Craig
Mulheron

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>>77131592
Nelson
Calvillo
Felder
Janes
Craig
Willis

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>>77131592
Ponzinibbio
Calvillo
Ray
Marshman
Craig
Mulheron

>>77141292

Whats up with Barnett right now? Is he still in the UFC? Heavyweight division is a dumpster fire right now past Ngannou and Lewis, wouldn't be mad if Barnett made a run at the title.

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>>77132486
>>77132454
yea hopefully Valerie "not a zombie anymore"Letourneau will smash her

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>>77141498
Fat slut

>>77141581
IIRC, on JRE he said that he was switching focus to Grappling competitions and Pro-Wrestling. Doesn't have any plans for a return to MMA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naUB8EHOfq8

HARD WORK

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>>77131592
ponzi
calvillo
felder
janes
Roundtree
Willis

>>77141649
nate diaz 3 confirmed

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I'm glad they aren't feeding Gunnar Nelson to the wolves too soon after he got rekt by Maia. As exciting as Gunnar is, it feels like he hasn't improved at all since his loss to Rick Story. He still has the same holes in his game, no combos to set up strikes and no real striking defense or counters. He eats up way too much damage early on, if he doesn't manage to stun his opponents effectively, he can easily get decisionned like he did against Story. I think any mediocre welterweight could deal with Nelson if they have a gameplan which consists of being patient. I really hope he changes things up because he has the potential to be a real contender

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Who /JWILL/ here?

>>77141693
He got those pancake titties.

>>77141718
Schaub is an mma legend and the top analyst in the game my man.

Has anyone in this thread tried to do some HARD WORK irl? Sorta been thinking about it.

How do you even function if you can't read in today's day & age.

Like this nigga seriously has to point out what he want on the menu. And how the fuck can't you be arsed to learn by the age of 40 baka LIke how this nigga not embarrassed.

>>77141726
you mean train?
what style?

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>>77131592

Nelson
Calvillo
Ray
Marshman
Craig
Willis

>>77141737
>Today's day & age

>>77141725
Schaub has a legendary lowlight reel, sure.

>>77141737
>needing to read when you're worth the better part of a billion dollars

stop being poor.

>>77141677
I wanna see him fight Colby Covington if he wins. Colby's Cardio & Wrestling vs Gunnar's BJJ. He's a better striker than Colby, but his output is lower.

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So no one is surprised that JoJo didnt make weight, right?

Hoping she keeps up with her bs so Dana doesnt let her fight at flyweight

>>77141726
I'm the only one in this thread that actually trains combat sports

>>77141771
Are you a bitch on floyd's payroll or something?

>>77140961
Conor has sucked more metaphorical dicks than most gay men have sucked actual dicks.

Dude's gay as a jaylark

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No rules street fighting. Who wins?

>>77141798
Floyd by having better bodyguards.

>>77141798
there are no rules in a street fight
first one to do the most horrible thing wins
and there is nothing more horrible then searing off your opponents' limps with an improvised explosive device.


Nothing beats a well placed pipebomb.

>>77141816
You're a retard. There are no body guards in that picture.

>>77141816
those fat fucks unironically jog around the streets of miami with him

>>77141848
UP THE RA

>>77141885
No rules, bitch.

Is Schaub doing commentary for the actual boxing match?

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>>77138336

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>>77141941
No, Mauro is booked for it.

>>77141955
>>77138336

why tho

>>77139575
The ultimate meme fight

https://twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/886259349659598849/video/1

didn't even flinch
kobe bryant tier