How strong is a gorilla? Could a trained MMA fighter take one down?

Maybe. Not a manlet like that though. He would struggle with a macaque.

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Very strong and no.

>>77130043
no.

We'll find out in a few weeks.

>>77130043


The reason wrestlers don't just rush in every fight and maul someone is because they lack the strength, a gorilla would ground and pound any mma fighter into hamburger meat

>>77130043
I HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK
I DONT HAVE A SMALL WHITE DICK
I BOW DOWN TO THE SUPERIOR BLACK MAN

>>77130043
What the FUCK is his problem?

>>77130043
If it wasn't out for blood, an MMA fighter could probably fight one off

>>77130043


Brock Lesnar was scared of getting punched and had half a stomach however he out muscled his competition, Frank Mir was so shook after being manhandled he got into steroids after that fight. A gorilla is like 10 brock lesnars with a lower center of gravity

>>77130196
Underrated

Gorillas are not slow, lumbering beasts for fuck's sake. Jump to :30 and ask yourself if you think an MMA fighter could handle an assault like that from a 400lb beast.
https://youtu.be/3T0z1CT-nR8

Rest in peace, Harambo

Sopa de macaco

>>77130043
>McGregor fanboys preemptively admitting loss but saying "MUH BANK ACCOUNT"
>While in the same sentence saying it's going to be a second round KO
>As long as my team/guy makes money, it's always a win

Seriously, his fanbase has the biggest deflecting pussies on the planet. What other fucking sport do people say this kind of shit? If you can't take a loss with your team or guy without defelcting, you're not a sports fan. You'd be giving your guy a mental participation trophy.

These retards don't even realize it's gonna be a hell of a fight, and probably going to be decided by decision.

>>77130118
>>77130218
>>77130332
>>77130354

Where does the idea of gorillas being strong come from? I mean they're big and all so I'd assume they are, but it's not like they go around lifting weights or showing their muscles, so I cant be 100% sure. By that logic, are giraffees strong too?

>>77130542
Nigga if an animal spends its days swinging from trees it's gonna be buff af

>>77130542
>Where does the idea of gorillas being strong come from?

From the fact that they are strong. Gorillas and chimps will fuck you up.

>>77130542
a gorilla could literally tear you in half if it wanted to

>>77130542
A gorillas muscles are wired different to Humans. It's hard to explain but to put it simply Humans muscles are in such a way as to allow us very precise movements, gorillas and other prime apes aren't. Even a chimpanzee could ripe of any of your limbs without much issue

>>77130043
/sp/ gets progressively worse. I mean its been dead since 11 but holy shit were really scraping the bottom of the barrell now

>>77130542
Their muscles grow genetically big. Ours take exercise, theirs don't. Couple that with the exercise, they are fukkin strong m8 u wot

>>77130542
The ideas come from fact

>>77130774
every board is now an extension of pol

sad really

>>77130774
This is true, but to be fair animal fight threads were a staple of golden era /sp/.

>>77130585
>>77130700
>>77130730
>>77130748
>>77130809
>>77130822

BUT HOW DO THEY KNOW IT???!!!
Have they run scientific tests on gorillas or something? Do we know exactly how much they can lift? Is there any evidence of them beating people up with ease?

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>>77130043
maybe

>>77130954
you forgot to post the video of him wrestling a bear

>>77130967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjfOeLQG9-M

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>>77130905
>Is there any evidence of them beating people up with ease?
Gorillas not so much but Chimpanzees (which are basically small gorillas) have absolutely fucked people up. This one chick Carla Nash had her whole face ripped off in a high profile domestic chimp attack back in Connecticut a couple of years ago. Another guy named Andrew Oberle got dragged into a South African chimp enclosure a couple years back and literally got his balls ripped off.

>>77130905
If your fascist Chilean government hasn't blocked google, you can clearly read a gorilla is on average 6-15 times stronger than your average man. Upon reading this you would realize how rediculous any human being would be to engage in a melee with such an animal.

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Chimps are crazy, dude. I'm telling you they get mad jealous! Remember that guy that got his balls ripped off? Jamie, google how much a gorilla weights!

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>>77130043
They gotta learn to eat right

>>77130542
>where do facts come from

>>77130905
>A record form the USA of a 100Lbs chimp achieving a dead lift of 600 Lbs with ease
The human world record is 1102lb/500kg, has only been done once and no one else in history is even really close. He weighed around about 400lb when he did it and dedicated his life to strength. So if an untrained chimp that weighs less than a small woman can lift over half the human WR easily, then a gorilla could theoretically lift well over 2000lb

>>77131047
>Andrew Oberle
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169089/Andrew-Oberle-Chimp-attack-student-badly-mauled-parents-left-traumatised.html

>>77131047
burn the coal....>>77131313
>77131313

>Mr Oberle describes the primate as 'still the best', adding: 'Cozy may hit people in the head with rocks but it's not his fault'.

>>77130043
about 10 times as strong as a 500lbs 8 foot human

>>77130043
Even I could take one down, I just need a gun.

>>77130542
>By that logic, are giraffees strong too?
Yes.
https://youtu.be/VDhNutbXpFE

>>77131232
that thing would tear you to shreds

>>77131047
This doesn't mean much. Mike Tyson could do worse if he had the same amount of time the Chimp was with female. Gorillas would do damage, but a Chimp wouldn't be bee too much of a threat to a pro fighter.

Gorillas are overrated. Leopards fuck gorillas up and humans fuck both of them up with or without guns.

http://listverse.com/2013/03/22/10-horrifying-zoo-accidents/
>Jabari was a 13 year old western lowland gorilla, house in an enclosure surrounded by 16 foot concave walls. Reportedly taunted by some kids, Jabari managed to scale those walls and commence a rampage. The three hundred plus pound gorilla attacked four people, including 26 year old Keisha Heard and her 3 year old son Rivers. At one point Jabari put the child into his mouth, gnawing on his head and chest. In this case, everyone survived but Jabari himself. He was shot by police SWAT team members after charging at them.

>Gorilla attacks 4 people with lethal intent including retard kids
>couldn't kill a single one
>Gorilla got shot

Now let's see what happens when a man chimps out at people.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/2-tourists-killed-in-knife-attack-at-egyptian-resort-1.4205401
>2 dead
There's literally thousands and thousands of incidents like this and it usually results in dead people. Face it, gorillas are herbivores and absolutely shit at killing animals. In an octagon, yeah they might win due to their strength. Would the human die? Probably not. Injuries? Absolutely.

>>77131047
There's literally only that story and the story of that american guy attacked in a wildlife refuge that documents the danger of chimpanzees. These two incidents gave an impression that chimps are beasts that will reign over man if given the chance. Fucking ridiculous. It's like people don't browse bestgore or even the mainstream news to see what people do to each other all the time.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/27/ohio-woman-set-on-fire-by-ex-boyfriend-has-died-family-says.html
Look at what a guy did to his ex girlfriend. It's just as bad as a chimp attack but yeah humans are harmless weak creatures and gorillas and chimps are beasts.

>>77132564
>no vids
>Falling for jewpard propaganda

>>77130043
just saw the shit show on tv i never really followed mma
it feels like there are also WWE stories going on is it always like that? cant burgers enjoy sports without made up drama?

>>77130043
Conor no. Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield yes.

>"killa and a thrilla and a chilla, when I get that gorilla in Manila."

das raycis

To be fairly honest I couldn't understand a word of Conor and Floyd sounded like a 4th grader learning swear words for the first time.

>>77130043
A gorilla could tear the MMA fighter apart in two or more pieces. And I am not even kidding. They are that strong. Don't believe the Tarzan movie. In reality Tarzan would be dead.

>>77130542
If a monkey can literally rips human face apart imagine what a gorilla can do.

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>>77130542
Gorrilas are preddy good guys.

Worst thread ever. With the maximum numbers of gay comments possible.

Both a chimp and a gorilla woukd fuck any human up. How do we know? Because theyve done it before. Gorillas are just muscle, theyre built like that because they fight, theyre fast and they have focus. Theyre not there to dance about and dodge blows, they are there to kill. Same with chimps. Theres no fucking about, no fewr, no worries, no forethought, no techniques. Just pure animal murderous intentions.

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>>77130542
>>77130905
get a clue pinhead

>>77134907
Niggers btfo

>>77130043
I don't think it's humanly possible to beat a gorilla. Doesn't matter if you're the most skilled, the most athletic, or the biggest man in the world. You won't beat a gorilla.

Gorillas are wild and fucking strong. I don't think a human punch can knock them out. I doubt even a punch from George Foreman would.

Fighting another human being is one thing, but fighting a wild animal is a totally different thing. That's why we have weapons man.

>>77130043
We'll find out August 26

>>77134960
>Gorillas are just muscle, theyre built like that because they fight, theyre fast and they have focus. Theyre not there to dance about and dodge blows, they are there to kill.
Gorillas are peaceful hervibores who rarely fight for real.

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>>77130354
'where's the zookeepers'
yes, let's just get the zookeeper's to intervene in this nasty little stand off and pull them apart!

BY THE WAY YOU FUCKING RETARDS, A CHIMP WOULD SHRED ANY 'MMA' 'FIGHTER' YOU CAN FIND, NEVER MIND A GORILLA

Not joking.

I practice MMA for 6 years now, boxing as well for 7 years, I could.

As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg

I have crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just had to wait for him to load me dodged and give him good punches in the heas. I will not let go at the slightest mistake the gorilla is finished. Virgins here will always argue it's impossible to do. Nothing is impossible with the will already friends, and 2) it is not with your skinnyfat body that you will do anything.

Any man a minimally trained can defeat a gorilla with a knife already. By hands is not necessarily more complicated it just needs some technics.

>>77130196
wew

>>77135022
Holy shit that thing is scary

>>77132521
nah. animals are just much stronger than humans. an 60kg chimpanzee is stronger than a 100kg man and there is nothing you can really do about it bar spread falsehood

>>77141202
Francis Ngannou?

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>>77141266

>>77130542
>By that logic, are giraffees strong too?

If you were standing behind a giraffe and got kicked, you'd be dead

>>77130748
They are chemically the same. Muscle cells are the same across every species including insects. Why won't this victorian aged ignorance die?

>>77141315
yeah m8 that's why some top class inbred with a high dose of steroids can easily jump from tree to tree and lift cars many times his own weight with ease... except he can't... but the average gorilla can

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>>77135022

>dem delts

jelly

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>>77135022
>there's people on this board RIGHT NOW who have deluded themselves into thinking they could take that thing head one if they ate enough burgers

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>>77141202
**Teleports behind you**
**Unzips pants**
Nothing personal kid.

>>77141348
>lift cars many times his own weight with ease
Negative. When you account for weight and proportions we are almost identical in strength.

>>77141445
t. troll or retard

find me a human that can lift 10 times it's own weight

>>77141458
http://www.pnas.org/content/114/28/7343
Stop peddling nonsense.

>>77141458
The closest we get is around 3x, and it's a fucking North Korean.

Clean & Jerk: 171 kg Om Yun-chol
Om weighs in at a scant 55.69 kg.

>>77141485
first off, I was talking about gorillas, second, read your own sources

>muscular performance is a more modest 1.5 times greater than humans on average

btfo

>>77130905
why is texas so fucking retarded

>>77141507
whew that's actually pretty impressive for his size

>>77141511
>Our results show that chimpanzee muscle exceeds human muscle in maximum dynamic force and power output by ∼1.35 times.
And that is do to a greater number of fast twitch muscle fibers.
>I was talking about gorillas
The biochemistry is identical.

>>77141621
why even the damage control when you literally posted a link saying an animal is stronger than humans when you were trying to claim they aren't?

and again, find me any human that can lift 10 times it's own weight

>>77130905
>BUT HOW DO THEY KNOW IT???!!!
They don't. It's ignorance of biology passed down over generations.

>>77141661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDxg0pJAX4

u mad brainlet?

>>77141652
>why even the damage control when you literally posted a link saying an animal is stronger than humans when you were trying to claim they aren't?
1.35 is easily within the normal human range. It's the difference between lifting one hundred pounds and one hundred thirty five pounds.
>find me any human that can lift 10 times it's own weight
How is 1.35 times suddenly 10?

A gorilla has enough strength to punch a grown man's head clean off his body

>>77141707
maybe because chimpanzees top at 60kgs and are significantly smaller? still proves you wrong and is within no ''normal human range''

>How is 1.35 times suddenly 10?

because gorillas? why u changin the goal posts anyway?

can't figure out if you're trolling or just pseudo intellectual but either way I hope you one day find it in you to challenge a fully grown chimp in a zoo near you. make sure to post aftermaths

A gorilla would maul any human.

>>77141772
not me bruh

>>77141753
>>chimpanzees top at 60kgs and are significantly smaller?
>1.35 times higher in a chimpanzee muscle than a human muscle
>of similar size.

>because gorillas?
Once again when you control for body proportions and weight we are almost equal in strength.

>>77141809
no we aren't, as your article clearly proved

>>77141731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8
A gorilla could definitely kill a grown man but not by punching his head off.

>>77141829
One pound of chimpanzee muscle is 1.35 times stronger than one pound of human muscle on average. The average person is sedentary and even modest weight training can make up for such a small difference.

>no we aren't, as your article clearly proved
My entire point is that they are not super humanly strong when you account for weight and proportions.

>>77141883
well my entire point is that gorillas are much stronger than humans and you completely ignored that

>>77141202

that's a very cool story bro

>>77141898
>>Even a chimpanzee could ripe of any of your limbs without much issue
This is what I originally responded to.

>gorillas are much stronger than humans
Many times so but not out of proportion to their size. It matters if your trying to figure out whether or not a trained fighter can fight with one.

>>77141993
sorry that wasn't my post

>It matters if your trying to figure out whether or not a trained fighter can fight with one.

well it couldn't

>>77142051
>well it couldn't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venatio
Not in a blind contest but with the right strategy it may work. With humans it's all up to our minds to find a way to win.

>>77141993
Why am I even falling for your comments?

The genetic makeup of a gorilla makes them several times stronger than a man. Being wired for strength and dexterity, coupled with all the physical activity they get each day, makes for a creature that doesn't even need to have much fighting skill to defeat and even kill the best trained fighter. The physics behind martial arts' ability to give an edge a smaller opponent if the larger one is less skilled do not apply to combat with animals. Without a weapon, the man would get mauled several times over.

>>77142110
fuck me romans really took degeneracy to the next level

also is there any proof that they fought these animals barehanded? I mean besides the rabbits. lol

>>77142110
>>77142159
also read this nice tidbit

>As a means of torturous capital punishment, death by wild beasts was a punishment for enemies of the state,[3] a category which included those taken prisoner and slaves found guilty of a serious crime. These were sent to their deaths naked and unable to defend themselves against the beasts. Even if they succeeded in killing one, fresh animals were continually let loose on them, until the bestiarii were all dead. It is reported that it was seldom necessary for two beasts to be required to take down one man. On the contrary, one beast frequently dispatched several men. Cicero mentions a single lion which alone dispatched 200 bestiarii.
>Cicero mentions a single lion which alone dispatched 200 bestiarii.

and these weren't sedentary primadonnas

>>77142118
>Why am I even falling for your comments?
I'm not trying to trick you.
>The genetic makeup of a gorilla makes them several times stronger than a man.
True but they are stronger in proportion to their size.
>Being wired for strength and dexterity, coupled with all the physical activity they get each day, makes for a creature that doesn't even need to have much fighting skill to defeat and even kill the best trained fighter.
True.
>The physics behind martial arts' ability to give an edge a smaller opponent if the larger one is less skilled do not apply to combat with animals.
I mostly agree with this but by "trained" mma fighter I assume they mean specially trained to fight animals like a Venatio. Otherwise they are not actually trained.

>>77142224
>True but they are stronger in proportion to their size.

a 180kg gorilla is still much stronger than a 180kg body builder, athlete, warrior, w/e the fuck you wanna call it

>assume they mean specially trained to fight animals like a Venatio.

proofs that they fought without weapons?

>>77142256
>>proofs that they fought without weapons?
>http://www.the-colosseum.net/games/hunts.htm
>also including some who fought with their bare hands
In order to earn their freedom they had to fight an elephant in single combat but that definitely involved weapons.

>>77142224
>I am not trying to trick you.
Go away.

>They are stronger in proportion to their size.
You think? This means that they out proportion a man of equal weight in every quality needed to kill in an unarmed fight.

And your last point has already been addressed. We're talking about any man who is fighting a gorilla in unarmed combat. There is no chance. And even worse, there isn't a particular combat style that even bothers to address fighting animals. It's just stupid.

>>77142411
any part of the article that states the barehanded ones weren't just slaves sent in to get killed?

also your previous article said there was no earning of freedomz, if they managed to somehow win they'd just get more animals to face (the prisoners). as for the ones who done it for fame or money do fucking shit they were armed

bit fucking contradictory either way mate but you aren't taking even a large dog by yourself sorry

>>77130542
>mexican intellectuals

>>77142448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8
When you say there is no chance I don't agree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eiORAWH0bc
Watch this guy get his head bitten by an alligator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdOmXrbZdw
Now watch this alligator crush a turtle. Humans can do surprising things with the right mindset and training.

>>77142501
There were two types of bestiarii. The first were simply sent in to die as punishment, working up the crowd, and making the Venatio, they being the second kind of bestiarii, look more awesome. You let the animal maul and slaughter a few prisoners, making the animal seem like an insurmountable threat and then you send in the professional to clean up.

>>77142501
>you aren't taking even a large dog by yourself sorry
Now this is completely wrong and I know from personal experience. I grew up in the bayou wrangling with all kinds of crazy shit. Out here dogs of any size are very often just food for the local wildlife.

>>77132564
>leopards fuck gorillas up

Citation needed. Pretty sure that their skin is too thick to easily get hurt by bites, and can punch you with 5 tons of strength, which pretty much means they would one hit ko most animals

>>77130196
>>77130196
godamn came here to post this

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>>77132521
>a Chimp wouldn't be bee too much of a threat to a pro fighter.
Yeah, ok.
In here you can read all about a chimp attack on a 6'2 former running back, where the guy was shredded to pieces. Somebody else fucking SHOT it with a .45, and had to run to find bigger ammunition as it did absolutely nothing.
protip: if you ever get savaged by a chimp just fucking kill yourself because this guy's 'life' sounds like absolute shit.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a5609/chimpanzee-attack-0409/

>>77142778
kek a huge breed like a saint bernard is significantly stronger than you. keep the delusions up to

>>77143134
shit meant for>>77142706

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>>77130043
Closest we got to a Gorilla fighters were Bob Sapp and Brock Lesnar.

Sadly Sapp fixed his fights and Lesnar was too much of a pussy when it came to taking punches

>>77142214
Are you comparing a fucking lion to a gorilla you dumb fuck?

Lions are on another tier, gorillas regularly get killed by leopards in the wild. A leopard would be easy pickings for a lion.

>>77143202
Gorillas and leopards aren't in the same ecosystem.

>>77143086
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2010/06/22/who-are-you-calling-weak-human-jaws-are-surprisingly-strong-and-efficient/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0GjzX9k5Dk

Humans can bite just as hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23c7ovuSd2U

Humans can also tank bullets in a fight.

>>77143217
>insanely retarded post that can be refuted with 5 seconds of research
>American flag

pottery

>>77143134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiPmHA7Xqg
Don't underestimate human potential. Remember that winning a fight is not about who is strongest.

>>77130403
haha

>>77141964
fell for copypast

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>>77130043
To beat the gorilla you must become the gorilla.

>>77130542
>literally being retarded
Get off the internet and back to your carer kid

>>77130542

fucking nigger jesus christ
I hope this is bait for your sake

>>77141313
>{{Citation needed}}
all these people jumping all over texas for asking an honest question. its almost like you all have no idea what your talking about

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>>77130542
>but it's not like they go around lifting weights or showing their muscles, so I cant be 100% sure. By that logic, are giraffees strong too?
Holy fuck anon you are killing me right now

>>77141315
no they arent you idiot, muscle cells even differ from person to person
the strength that monkeys have compared to humans comes partly also from the way the muscles are anchored in the bones, they have more leverage and are thus stronger

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>>77131232

>>77130043
He was trained on gorilla warfare

>>77130354
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD STAR

>>77130585
>gorillas
>swinging from trees

read a fucking anything lmao retard

>>77130354
that mothers children are going to grow up to be the largest pussies

>>77143202
>gorillas regularly get killed by leopards in the wild
Citation needed

All I found was that they find gorilla remains in leopard shit sometimes, but that could easily be the result of scavenging

>>77141266

>86kg
>Francis

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How strong is a mick? Could a trained gorilla take one down?

>>77143202
>gorillas regularly get killed by leopards in the wild
>Leopards rarely prey on adult male gorillas, but they do it specifically of western lowland gorillas (Gorilla gorilla gorilla). Usually, they avoid “silverback” leaders that are stronger and focus on young individuals or offspring.
>http://www.gorillas-world.com/gorilla-predators/

It's not really THAT impressive desu senpai baka

>>77130196
kekekekekek

gorillas are pussies, if they think you're the alpha you dom them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhmi6x8YVRs

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Does Conor watches anime?

>>77151767
Of course it is impressive. Gorillas weigh more than Leopards. Pound for Pound stand apes stand no chance

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Heavyweight mma fighter and gorilla vs a rhino. Who you got?

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>>77130864

>>77130542
Wtf

>>77151900
how do you take down a rhino? if you punched the head you'd probably break your hand.

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>>77130043

>>77152328
Pretty sure a gun works, Eric.

My German Shepherd could take a gorilla

>>77130246
What did McGregor mean by this?

>>77135022
>>77130354
how are these things so fucking muscular?

they eat grass and shit and they're fucking ripped

they don't even fucking lift wtf?

>>77141202
amazing post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFVCDtSTflk

animals are scary man

>>77152685
Pitbull is training for the 2000 mile journey to attack its owner

>>77152685
>pitbull pulls 2500kg restraint to attack it's owner

>>77135022
Brock Lesnar could beat a chimp

>>77152685
>That music
lmao pitfags hahaha

>>77130542

A gorillas bite is about 1300psi and they can lift 2000kg. You're a faggot.

>>77152685
thats nothing, i can push a 2 tonne car, doesn't mean i can lift 2 tonne

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>>77152737
>>77152742
KEK exquisite posts

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>>77134907

>>77153158
>dat clean no wipe

how do i achieve natty gorilla mode?

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Wimbledon final 2017 >>77152188

>>77153158
>we (((evolved))) from this