/NRL/ SUPER SATURDAY

i'm tipping RC will tip the broncos by 12 and the titans by 8

>>77128861
That's MY gimmick

I demand you delete this post so I can post it

>>77128907
done my Big Strong Australian friend

muscular post

a-an american? In OUR thread? Watching OUR sport?

we 1500000000000 filenames now

what goes with black jeans?

>>77128959
NO

That is MY gimmick

You have posted it pretending to be me

Delete this so I; the original creator can post it

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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

Stop posting MY gimmick fuck

No one else is allowed except ME

If you cunts keep doing it I will leave and there will be no more elite OC for this poomunity

>he doesn't know how to get around duplicate files

lamo newcunt

>>77129380
Do you have anything that can save the Knights from extreme anal annihilation

>>77129531
yes, here is one SKD, one Aiden Guerra, one >poonga and one auckland 9's mvp

Nick Cave's album No More Shall We Part is a masterpiece

>>77128959
What's with the weird stain around his mouth lmao

>>77129906
Sucking doodle

>>77128744
fell asleep at 7

how was 7th and 3 other bottom 8 teams last night?

can someone please translate that post in the old thread

oh, he just posted it here as well. what are you talking about m8

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just got quads lads

>no saturday arvo match

Been going to sleep at like 4-5am and waking up around 1pm for like a couple of weeks. In two days im meant to be somewhere at 8am amd be able to function. What do I do lads?

try exercise, booze or drugs the night before m8

Bought some Levis 511 jeans lads

Bought another sweet polyester jacket, I've got three now, this one is white, gonna show it off down at the tab to the boys

>>77130106
jump into bed at 7pm and dont turn on any electronics all night

if you get some sleep before 7, cool, if not, stay up all day and sleep at 7pm the next day, youll wake up at like 1am, stay up and go to your place at 8

n00b

didnt do any uni work week 1 of my final semester

feel scared about graduating, im so used to being a student, what if i dont get a job even though my marks are top of the uni, i think im being irrational, i just fear the unknown

LAWGOD IS FREAKING OUT

>>77129157
White Shirt/Stripe pattern shirt
Stan Smiths/White LaCoste's
Casual watch
Dad Hat/No Hat

>>77130216
I knew it was yourself that made up your little nickname. Fucking sad as shit. Talking about yourself in the third person.

The 28yr old virgin and the ice ex gf guy are better than you.

>>77129157
A sweet polyester jacket

>>77130261
protip: they are all the same "person"

>>77130261
you sound mad NEET, wanna go get a hug?

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>I am not strayan

>>77130395
You sound lonely, blogging about shit on chinese basket weaving forum for ice addicts to shitpost on. Wanna give me a blowie I'll pretend to like you during.

>>77130469
>changing the subject

classic NEET

when will they learn

>>77130476
>im so used to being a student
Welcome to the NEET life

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That's what I thought. :)

Eating some subway cookies lads

I don't like subway so that is literally all I would get from subway.

test

RCs tips today detected

Ese'ese to the knoughts lads

Just ordered a bunch of shirts from Myer, taking advantage of their current sales, lads.

>>77130933
what shirts did you get?

>He spends 50 dollars on one shirt
keg

KEG

K E G

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>>77130938

>>77130956
Nice. I'm not muscular enough to wear shirts like that.

>>77130956
i like the 2 short sleeve shirts, but that checkered shit is gay as fuck. are you a farmer lmao

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>>77130961
Same

>>77130961
>>77130975
>tfw you don't have huge traps, delts and chest to look nice in shirts

afraid to get on the scales lads

>>77130956
i bet youre asian

be real youre asian arent ya

About to purchase some Zenga shirts, lads.

Just bought 5 shirts from Target for 10 bucks lads

I exclusively wear video game shirts

I wear your mum as a cock holster lads

25 minutes till the footy lads

just got done watching the purge lads and I gotta say it was a pretty predictable movie Tbh
>suddenly goes quiet
>you know a jumpscare is about to happen now
>character disappears for a bit
>you know they're gonna pop up and save the day now

only thing that caught me off guard was when their neighbours helped them and then they were like "we're gonna kill you guys now" and I was like "woah"

I refuse to watch any games tonight

Lads I am severely intoxicated. Need some rocking tunes.

>>77131880
>Not waiting to see what exciting new way the Knights find to fail

>>77131940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YI7tndkgsY

Going to be a bit crazy and tip poocastle lads

Kek his head bouncing on the ground when he fell

Kill me

>>77132056
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

>>77132091
Based Roosterman

>>77132091
Always relevant

You could hear the reluctance in the whistle blowing that forward pass

>get a chance to score a try against the best team in the comp
>spill your lollies
KEK

>NSW State of Origin winger Brett Morris has announced his retirement from representative football, effective immediately.

>>77132230
Meanwhile Poorce is still going

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MY PEEM IS GETTING BEATEN BY POOCASTLE

>>77132292
Surely you've seen the 'Knights lead at half time and then explode' show before? It's on every week.

>>77132301
I thought that was the warriors

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Dibs on the one on the left

DEAD
POOMUNITY

Matched with a police officer on Tinder.

>>77132403
Tell her you have a dangerous weapon between your legs

>her

>>77128744
This pedophile I have been tracking down finally matched with me on tinder lads. Now to set up the “date” so we can finally arrest the sick fuck

Since when was playing at the ball required for a knock on when it hits the arm?

anyone at the arsenal v wanderers match lads

>watching diveball
Fuck that shit

KEKEKEKEEK WHAT WAS THAT

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Getting a good angle of a footy players arse lads.

BroncGODS getting a bit exposed lads

Sad thing is Knights fans now have a little hope. It's like they never learn

Missing that conversion WILL cost them the game.

>This comeback against the broncGODS

Knigs on premiership watch

>tfw your team has a horrible late season slide

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>>77132625
KEK

What's for dinner lads?

>>77132706
Hot n Spicy Chicken tendies and crinklecut chippies in the oven

>>77132738
Based WalkGOD

Gayguy deserves to be on a better team lads

>>77128853
No, I tipped both Broncos and Sharks by 14.

Just letting you know that my wife and I had a whole day of meditation and hot sex in our little Japanese garden. I'll tell you about it later, but it's something you guys should really get into. Might improve your life a bit. I'm off to cook dinner, be back on later.

Reality Check has a tiny penis.

>>77132760
Did you miss him throwing the ball straight to Adam Blair after a Brisbane error a few sets ago? He's already where he belongs.

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>>77132767

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>yfw Brock Lamb threw the pass that was intercepted

>>77132765
your parents died of shame

gg no re

>>77132301
Hope there's some new episodes on next year lads

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

In 77' and 69' revolution was in the air

But I was born too late

its raining so heavy i can't see the crowd at the titans/sharks game.

Into a world that doesn't care

Doing a poo lads

Ohhhh I wish I was a punk rocker ... with flowahs in mash hairrrr in da da da da was da da da not everybody drove a car when music really mattered and when radio was king my mum and dad were in their teens in football shirts and denim jeans

>>77132913
>implying theres ever a crowd at nrPOO games

kek

K E K

KEK!

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>NSW

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>>77132940

t. Jamal Skërksœn 12 year old migrant brain surgeon

HAYNE

>tfw the big dog meme died because everybody hates Hayne now

>>77133059
NRL KEKS BTFO

he really Lambed that one

>>77133059

afl cucks nrl again

>>77133098
>>77133081
>nrl
>rugby

you've played yourself

how long until this is called off

Desperately wait for a reply.

This Saturday isn't very Super

>>77133157
waiting for this to happen

That duck confit was well worth the wait.

Not gonna to lie, I "literally" gobbled up two servings within 10 minutes.

My wife enjoyed it too, so did our nanny and little girl.

was that a punch?

>>77133157
79th minute with Cronulla down 20-0 gets called off and both teams get 1 point each

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>>77132342
>zip just far enough down to see the top of her bra
>mfw

Bird is a huge faggot can't wait for him to leave

Will Cronulla come back and win? Predicting yes.

game is back to boring now that the rain has stopped.

Was doing a pee and felt like I need to fart so I went for it then some poo nearly came out so I had to hold my peeing and pull my pants down and do a poo lads.

>league life

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Majestic af

>>77133578
me on the left

Just saw Sarah Hyland naked lads. Really good hey.

they removed the swim test and the illinois agility test from the police fitness testing

>Poolintine Poolmes

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Good so we can have more based female police.

Did you any of you spot the test in my tips for today?

SHARKS ON POOICIDE WATCH LADS

>>77133784
and I am on track for a perfect round, not only in NRL, but in AFL too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buA3tsGnp2s

>>77133153

>>77133862
Fuck off with your shit "sport"
It's more entertaining to watch paint dry

>>77133851
Outright lying about your tips is far less entertaining than your usual narrative RC

Titans on fire tonight lads

pretty good flick pass

Manly will win by 30 tomorrow

AT LEAST

>tfw cucknulla getting btfo help the BOYS get in the top 4

UP UP CRONULLA

>It's a Cronulla fuck everything up episode

>It's a Cronulla drop out of the top 4 episode tomorrow

>It's a Cronulla getting beaten in points by fucking Manly episode

Somebody end this nightmare

The sharts are the worst defending "premiers" ever

COMEBACK

>letting these spastics score

Disgusting.

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Few too many beers lads

>the state of Jack Bird's """physique"""

COMEBACK

HERE WE FUCKING GO

Jack Bird? More like fat turd amirite?

>>77134174

Lmao no wonder he's so shit

>>77133950
Not lying at all mate. You just need to be more observant.

>>77134174
He looks abit like an anorexic Andrew Fifita

>>77134238
He looks a bit like a bogan cunt you'd see scavenging for food in the dumpster behind the pub.

>poopeelian athletes

Here comes the depression lads

My depression is 24/7.

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>tfw went to the Townsvlle Blackhawks vs Northen Pride match tonight
>tfw saw Ty Williams, GMM, Laybutt, Carlin Anderson etc
>tfw my beloved cowies future is in good hands

>>77134468
Was Chudleigh there?

>>77134531
nah but Ray Thompson was sitting near me in the crowd

Was at the footy today and some skinny faggot kept staring at me the whole fucking game lads

>gmm

Cheeky early last for QLD

forgot to sage

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>NSW

>rapist in action

I fell for the Based JT meme lads, I use to post it ironically but I love him now

Apparently last off season he tried to hookup with some friends of mine in vegas, before he realised they were australian then just went and looked for some coke instead

not a great bloke like how ch 9 likes to portray him.

Is that JT you're talking about?

did your mate finger hex in a sydney nightclub too

Just downloaded Hardcore Henry, I was told it was POV and it is but it really isn't hardcore porn like I thought it was going to be.

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she keeps posting on her insta and i cant fucking see because its private

thats rough mate, and i know how it feels. i made a fake instagram account to try and follow her, but she hasn't approved me, but i can see her followers have increased since i put in my request to follow

>>77138894
im not doing that. stalking is bad.

it's not stalking becuase i can't see anything, and if she approves my follow request then it wouldn't be stalking

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rate my gf

Never stalked anyone on IG don't even have a IG but I guess if you wanted to do it this would be the way to get 'er done.

Find a girls IG account just slightly more awesome than the girl you're trying to stalk
Make a IG account as that girl, not the same name obviously
Steal pics and post them as "yours"
Like some of the girl's your trying to stalks pics
Ask to follow or whatever
Get accepted
Stalk away?

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>>77138994

>>77138987
Based WalkGODsister

Unlucky lads. The prostitute I'm in love with has a public instagram account. Unfortunately she doesn't have much posts though.

>>77139078
her cunt is public mate

True. But she only does anal with me.

>>77139181
thats shit

>>77139012

>humpty_dumpty.jpg

Thread started fucking REEKING lads

Literally last for the suicidal ice addicted ex gf anon to boost his spirits.

BASEDBANE

>>77141041
Bane?

Denying avoGOD his last is pretty low. Let him have it you fuckers.

last for ty williams

can't sleep lads

just flying back to brisbane from sydney lads

last for based joshie chudster

first post lads

the depression is abating with the temptation of nrl upon us

reminder sunday is the sabbath and if you work today you will work forever in hell when you are judged by the most high

>holden cup

Does anybody else really not like this sport anymore? I only watch to support my team and cause I have basically nothing else in my life to occupy my weekends.

>>77149779
Pretty much

scott bolton

how cringe is the Queenslanders Only show

>>77149962
makes me realise QLDrs are heaps different from NSWmen even though I never assumed that

theyre like fucking from 1980 or something

>>77149968
imagine how good we'll be when we catch up to the current day

>>77150114
>>77150114
>>77150114
>>77150114

Hello

Where did everybody go?

Don't miss it >>77152188