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£45m + 5m bartender sub edition

>Manchester United are waiting to see if Chelsea will sell £40m-rated midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, before moving on to other targets. (Daily Mail)

Red Devils manager Jose Mourinho still has £100m available for new signings, despite already spending £75m on striker Romelu Lukaku and £30m on defender Victor Lindelof. (Sun)

>AC Milan have agreed a £35m deal to sign Italy defender Leonardo Bonucci, 30, from Serie A champions Juventus. (Guardian)

Tottenham rejected an enquiry from Manchester City about left-back Danny Rose, 27, during talks to sign right-back Kyle Walker, 27, for £45m. (Evening Standard)

>West Ham have ended their interest in signing Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, as the Hammers are not the Frenchman's first-choice destination. (Sky Sports)

Newcastle will have to pay more than £10m to sign midfielder Jacob Murphy, 22, from Championship side Norwich. (Chronicle)

>Stoke midfielder Charlie Adam, 31, wants to extend his deal at the club. The Scotsman has just one year remaining on his contract with the Potters. (Stoke Sentinel)

Birmingham will open transfer talks with Middlesbrough winger Stewart Downing, 32, next week when he returns to England from pre-season training in Portugal. (Gazette)

>Leeds have allowed midfielder Toumani Diagouraga, 30, to find another club as he is surplus to requirements at Elland Road. (Yorkshire Evening Post)

Bournemouth are looking at building a new 25,000-seater stadium at Kings Park athletics stadium, which is next to their current ground. (Bournemouth Echo)

>Crystal Palace and Reading have joined the race to sign Livingston teenager Matthew Knox, 17. The striker trained with Manchester United last season. (Teamtalk)
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/a/
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>When asked about re-signing Ibrahimovic, Mourinho said: ‘It is possible. He was not happy in the way he finished season.
>‘We want him to be honest and open and let everything be there for him to make a decision in case his desire was to leave, so there was not a new contract.

happening
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>>77125320
>Tottenham rejected an enquiry from Manchester City about left-back Danny Rose
lmao fokin poop
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BIASED AS FUCK refereeing in that Scotland-England Star Sixes game.
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Funny what a shit striker from the French league can do for a team in a shit league.

Honda will light this league up
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i am appreciative of gay lads, lads
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>>77125339
Ange is best girl (male).
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>>77125412
I have a thing for flat ninjas, but Ange was too great in the first episode to not be the best so far.
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>>77125353
He using his masterful Bayern tactics of stripping rivals of players, this time through overspending.
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>>77125397
Are you coming out to us?
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>>77125450
How is that a Pep tactic you mong? That's just what Buyern does
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>>77125469
no, just a slight appreciation
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>>77125446
Hey eyebrows irk me. They give off a smug aura. I'm happy with girl (male) Ange desu.

>>77125481
>mong
Proxy off Britfag.
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Anyone know what Miss Manchester looks like from the front?
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>>77125481
Tools in the belt
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>>77125500
i hope not, its best to not ruin a good thing
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Wesley Sneijder to Swansea confirmed
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>>77125500
>Miss Black Country
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>go on ESPN for some reason
>Mohamed Salah scores in first Liverpool appearance

Wow! It's not like Lacazzete or fucking Rooney did the same shit, is it?
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>>77125605
hush ya gums ABL
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>>77125605
our year la'
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>>77125605
Going to be weird seeing those new Liverpool jerseys with Mohammed on the back.
Lads.
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wish walker came to chelsea desu lads
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>>77125357
Haha kek, I watched that. Letting Stevie score on you
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>>77125320
>Danny Rose, 27
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I noticed the generous Swede is the life of /trans/.
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>>77125357
Also, why is no one else watching this, saw no thread today. Am disapoint
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>>77125656
Drinking tonight lad. You're on your own
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>>77125638
Their defense is flawless.
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>>77125539
Northerners are worse than the Irish.
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>>77125707
Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not say things we can't take back, eh?
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>>77125670
no strems
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>>77125638
wish Bakayoko came to chelsea desu lads
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Antonia Valencia is better than Walker desu
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>>77125707
that pic's from bristol you southern ponce
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>>77125691

need a right back and a left back for some competition. i dont see willian playing right wing back like he did last year.

>>77125721

buying his name on the kit as soon as i can
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>>77125714
As someone who has lived in Northern Ireland (Catholic area, so basically counts as full irish), Hartlepool and Brighton. I can honestly say, from very very accurate anecdotal evidence, that Nor
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>>77125721
>wishing a mythical being would play for chelsea
what?
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>>77125727
>Antonia

She sounds exotic.
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>>77125768
kek
meant to say that, Northerners are definitely the ugliest out of all of them.
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>>77125656
For you since one of my lads fell asleep

Inter Milan have requested the inclusion of Anthony Martial in a possible deal for Ivan Perisic, according to Sky Italia.

>SC Freiburg have completed the loan signing of Bartosz Kapustka from Leicester City.
According to Kicker, the Bundesliga club do have the option to purchase the Poland international for €5m should they wish to do so. Kapustka has spent just one season at Leicester City since his move from KS Cracovia.
The 20-year-old looks to be the replacement for Grifo who joined Borussia Mönchengladbach.

>Chelsea have reportedly asked Juventus to pay €45m for defender Nemanja Matic after initially trying for Alex Sandro.

Milan are continuing negotiations with Torino for Andrea Belotti, offering €40m plus Gabriel Paletta and M’Baye Niang, claim Sky Sport Italia.

>Andrea Ranocchia is on the verge of a Premier League return after Inter reportedly accepted a €5.5m offer from West Bromwich Albion.
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>Arsenal have written formal letter to Barcelona telling them to stop unsettling Hector Bellerin

Tapelona the latest offender in The Tappening
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>>77125768
>>77125789
>hartlepool

basically Scotland. come to Yorkshire and I'll kick your paddy head in ya cunt
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>>77125809
they do love the tipi tapa haha
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Southerners may be poofters but no Northerners compare to some of the hard lads back in NI. Both sides of the community have the lads that could fuck your shit up in an instant.
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>>77125795
>Chelsea have reportedly asked Juventus to pay €45m for defender Nemanja Matic after initially trying for Alex Sandro.

>The Serbia international turns 29 next month and was left out of their pre-season tour, fuelling reports of an imminent sale.

>According to Sky Sport Italia, Chelsea at first wanted to have Alex Sandro go the other way in a deal worth €70m, but Juve turned them down.

>Instead, the Premier League winners noted their price-tag for Matic was €45m.

>That is the initial request and Juventus are confident they can negotiate it down.

>Last season Matic contributed two goals and nine assists in 40 competitive games for Antonio Conte’s men.
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>>77125848
really fucking up my posts tonight
>>77125822
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Newcastle

>24 y/o Bordeaux striker Diego Rolan reportedly traveled to London to speak with Newcastle's directive said his coach Jocelyn Gourvennec


>The player had previously traveled there to speak with Fulham representatives but wasn't keen on signing with a Championship club despite 10m offer
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if chelsea buy sandro danilo morata this might end up being a decent transfer window for us
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>>77125901
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>>77125901
but Morata is shite

did you saw him play? I have no idea where the supposed 60 million British pounds bid came from
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>>77125923
More concerning is Danilo.
He's ultra shite. He's universally hated at Real. Flo Perez is fucking over these retarded English teams.
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>>77125780

would you fuck a chick named Antonia Valencia? i would desu
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>>77125901
>danilo morata
>decent transfer window
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Still don't understand going for Alex Sandro when you have Alonso. Baba is back too who should be given a chance (did they even have a back up last year?)
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>>77125894
>Newcastle buying Rolan
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>>77126197
Explain?
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>>77126173
Alonso isn't very good
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Any update on the literally anybody to southampton Situation?
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>>77126197
dunno why but I didn't think uruguay had black people
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>city have got their david silva replacement sorted

all well and good but how do you replace pic related?
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Gossip column is out.
Cbf to copy and paste it though.
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>>77126293
>not reading it first thing in the morning
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>>77126284
You don't but they don't need a yaya type in the poop system
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>>77126307
wish we were on a flat earth we'd have the same time.
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>>77126330
>he doesn't know
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>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been texting forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, to try to presuade him to stay. (Sun)

>French striker Kylian Mbappe, 18, has indicated that he could leave Monaco as interest from Arsenal increases. (Marca - in Spanish)

>Nemanja Matic, 28, could join Juventus after Chelsea have given the Serb midfielder permission to miss pre-season trips to China and Singapore alongside Diego Costa. (Guardian)

>Arsenal have also shown interest in Matic and could offer Chelsea a swap deal with English midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23. (Calcio Mercato)

>Kasper Schmeichel, 30, has seen his hopes of joining Manchester United grow amid the possibility of a fresh bid from Real Madrid for his fellow goalkeeper David De Gea, 26. (Daily Mirror)

>Manchester United are confident Real Madrid will not have enough money to buy De Gea. (ESPN)

>Current third choice Joel Pereira, 21, has the potential to become Manchester United's number one goalkeeper if De Gea leaves. (Independent)

>Tottenham will challenge Juventus for Porto defender Ricardo Pereira and are expected to pay £22m for the 23-year-old, who they want to replace Kyle Walker. (Evening Standard)

>Liverpool are close to signing Bayern Munich and Spain defender Javi Martínez, 28, as negotiations between the two clubs intensify. (Guardian)

>England international Joe Hart, 30, is expected to complete his £10m move from Manchester City to West Ham over the weekend. (Manchester Evening News)

>Manager Slaven Bilic has hinted at the arrival of several new signings at West Ham, including a striker. (Talksport)
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>>77126362
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been texting forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, to try to presuade him to stay. (Sun)
That's really sad lmao
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>>77126362
>Galatasaray have confirmed Dutch forward Wesley Sneijder's contract has been terminated by mutual consent after four-and-a-half years with the club. (Galatasaray website - in Turkish)

>Lazio are chasing Chelsea's Mario Pasalic, 22, as a replacement for Lucas Biglia and the Croatian could join Liverpool midfielder Lucas Leiva in Serie A. (Calcio Mercato via Sky Sports)

>Manager Jose Mourinho says he will not criticise the Manchester United board after they failed to reach an agreement with Real Madrid for Alvaro Morata, 24. (Daily Express)

>LA Galaxy have played down reports they could sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, following his exit from Manchester United. (Independent)

>West Bromwich Albion are set to sign Egyptian international Ahmed Hegazi, 26, on a season-long loan. (King Fut via Birmingham Mail)

>Liverpool could bid £65m for Naby Keita, 22, as they increase their interest in the Guinean international. (Liverpool Echo)

>Roma are preparing to make an initial offer of around £30m for Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez, 26. (Goal)

Meanwhile...

>Manchester United players have been impressed by Romelu Lukaku in training after just a few days on their pre-season tour of the US. (Manchester Evening News)

>Kylian Mbappe got Arsenal fans excited when he posted a video on Twitter with the caption: "Grande annonce." But then he revealed his big announcement - he has a new pair of boots. (Twitter)

>Former Chelsea star Nathaniel Chalobah, 22, has posted an emotional farewell video on Instagram after he signed a five-year deal with Watford earlier this week.

>Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has few friends left at Real Madrid following the departure of close compatriots Pepe and Fabio Coentrao. (Marca)

>Inter Milan captain Mauro Icardi, 24, has suggested that Angel Di Maria "has great quality". The Paris St-Germain forward, 29, has been linked with a move to Inter. (Daily Mail)
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>>77126376
The back page is worse
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>>77126376
>>77126398
>people believe what they read
I guess Liverpool are signing Kieta, PEA and Dabert after the cheeky confirmation of Mbappe. Who the fuck cares if Wonga has texted him or not? How the fuck do we even know?
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>>77126387
>got Arsenal excited
Or Madrid, PSG or Liverpool? Liverpool fans and Echo literally wrote an article saying he was coming to Pool because he wrote 'I'm Back At Monaco' in three different languages. Why is Twitter considered a legit source now?

Anybody got the Source Relevance Ranking List from about 4 years ago?
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>>77126197
>newcastle buying any one
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You don't have to bring friends
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>Inter want martial and 20mil for perisic
Holy fucking shit, if the marshall goes ill be so fucking sad
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>>77126210
He's fucking shit with us but apparently he scores in Urop.
Negro de mierda

>>77126242
Mate we're the first country to let black people play football over 100 years ago

We don't have native indians but we do have blacks(though majority are mulattoes), about 10%
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>>77126513
seriously though the balls on these fucks with this ridiculous offer. what the fuck
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>>77126242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ED6jDdNooA
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>>77126513
if martial leave they have to gib all the others bonus to monaco
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>>77126210
He is a forward that is literally shit in our National Team and also he scores very little in his team
2011/12 (2 goals), 2012/13 (8 goals) and sold to bourdeaux, 2013/14 (2 goals), 2014/15 (15 goals!!!), 2015/16 (7 goals), 2016/17 (9 goals) and sold to Newcastle.
In the NT he has 4 goals (2 of them are in friendlies).

So Newcastle has bought literally garbage.
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>>77126694
Newcastle is literally garbage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzm6VZSo6LQ

>ABUs are actually making a big deal out of this

If it happened regularly then I'd be concerned
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>>77126762
>If it happened regularly then I'd be concerned
got some bad news for you mate
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>>77126515
>We don't have native indians
hmmm what could had happen to them
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BAKAYOKO WHEN

FUMING
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>>77126960
His touch improved significantly last season. That compilation going around is cherry picked and all old clips.
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lads
LADS
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>>77126513
I don't even rate Marshall but surely the £20m would go the other way?
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>>77127119
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>Kyle Walker
>£50M
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>>77127088
I've seen you defending his first touch in all these fucking threads. I know his touch is shite. I was at almost every home game Las year. Yes it improved but that doesn't means it's not shite. It's too shite for a team looking to do well into the upper echelons of football but good thing it's a mourinho team so it shouldn't matter as much.
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Dubs decide where does Alexis goes.
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>>77127228
tottenham
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>Le Lukaku is exactly what we need
>We need a flat track bully to score against small teams
>We didn't have a guy who built a career on it last season
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>>77127228
York City
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>>77127256
Lukaku is more than a decade younger so hopefully he should be a bit less lazy
Zlat would be good to throw in for the last half hour
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>>77125373
Did some bad Mexican boy touched you in a unappropriated way?
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>>77127334
>he should be a bit less lazy

I've got some bad news bro
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please mahrez come
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>>77125972
Redpill me on Danilo. How is he so shit and Sandro is contending for best LB in the world
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>>77127228
Arsenal
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>>77126362
>Manchester United are confident Real Madrid will not have enough money to buy De Gea.
lolwut?
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is little trippier a sufficient replacement for walker?
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>filenames now start with 15

fug
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>>77127512
he's not as fast but has a very high workrate and a bang accurate cross. I saw him a few times last season and he impressed me.

Still, Spurs need depth and the Walker-Trippier combo for RB option was perfect.
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>>77127228
Stays at Arsenal. Wins the Pentuple.
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>>77127374
>wanting a one-season wonder
>for £50M (FIFTY MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUND STERLING)

W E W L A D D I E
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What fast man will be signed for rightback at spurs now, either to play first choice or second choice to trippier
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>>77127228
go ahead eagles
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>>77127594
would a 3 back help mitigating his defensive weaknesses?

wish he grew 10 cm and put on some muscle
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>>77126231
Only good Celtic players was Sinclair and Dembele last season, might buy them
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>>77126362
>swapping the ox for matic
Would be the dumbest thing Wenger has ever done if that happens
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>>77127641
Ricardo Pereira
>>77127659
i imagine Poch will play 3 atb with Trippier as a RM.
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>>77127464

are they wrong? RM couldn't even muster the funds to go after Mbappe and were waiting on United to buy Morata to help them out. If they are still targetting Mbappe, how are they going to go after him and De Gea without any extra help. There best bet would to do a player and cash swap for Bale and then sell Morata to Chelsea and swoop for Mbappe.
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>>77127747
>couldn't even muster the funds to go after Mbappe
Or they weren't interested in spunking a club record fee for an unproven teenager to fill a position they're already covered for.
>waiting on United to buy Morata to help them ou
You cant seriously believe this
>If they are still targetting Mbappe
stop believing bullshit transfer rumors

>tf
>tt
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>>77127228
My bedroom.
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>>77127228

buyern
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>>77127228
Australia
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>>77127636
>thinking he wouldn't do well in italy
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How the fuck are PL defences going to cope playing against Lukaku, Ibrahimovic, Fellaini and Pogba?
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>>77127334
>Lukaku should be less lazy

Holy shit. This is like when Liverpool signed Benteke and the scousers all thought he was a hard working target man rather than someone who doesn't move at all when his team doesn't have the ball.
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>>77127464
Madrid are skint. They've needed to make a big sale each summer to finance their spending and keep their enormous wage bill going.
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>>77127334
The year before last Lukaku came fucking last in distance covered per game
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https://youtu.be/4OW_g7YSH1k non league as fuck
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>>77127228
Swansea
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>>77128113
>bongo hot news
Thought that was just an airplane joke
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>>77127779

>stop believing bullshit transfer rumors
>they weren't interested

hurrrrr durrrrrrr. there are some publications you completely ignore (the sun,metro) but when multiple informed publications and people close to the club report that they are interested then it probably means..........they are interested and pursuing the target

>waiting on United to buy Morata
130 mill is a huge number, even for the likes of Man U or RM. They aren't going to just shill out that kinda cash unless they've offloaded and covered a portion of it first. unless you're Wenger who has saved his transfer money since first grade and is ready to finally buy someone
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>>77127228
Swansea
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>>77128355

Decent Sigurdsson replacement.

>mfw I just realised there's only 10 mil difference between the desired transfer fees of Sanchez and Sigurdsson
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>>77128355

neat
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>>77128376
Wrong. Arse will accept £60M from non-PL team. They want £80M from PL. Which isn't a surprise. He's in his prime, strengthening rivals and he's good. And, come on, United, Chelsea and City are RICH anyway, they're even MORE reach with TVM.
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>>77125825

Underrated
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Excuse me, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CHELSEA TRANSFERS???
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>>77128663
You signed 2 players, like most other clubs in the PL bar Everton. Calm down. You got 1% of your loan army back.
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>tfw my team is too good (real madrid) already so /trans/ doesnt matter
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>>77128931
>supporting a team thousands of miles away, in another country, that doesn't speak your language

Baffling JF. What a surprise you happened to support the world's best team? Pure luck, eh?
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>>77126387
>Sneijder
>forward
What did they mean by this?
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>>77126362
>Liverpool are close to signing Bayern Munich and Spain defender Javi Martínez, 28, as negotiations between the two clubs intensify. (Guardian)

This is just memeing right?
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>>77129800
no memeing he really is 28
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>>77127175
Is this a rare Pepe Silvia?
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>>77129800
It's a meme to mix in utter bullshit with the legits to make you fags go 'herp dep derp xD'.
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Where are my boys Nasri and Mangala going? Google says Roma and PSG, apparently. What happened to Boner?
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>>77130498
Mangala is better than Stones why is City not keeping him as a backup at least? Also
>Nasri
Forgot he existed
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morning lads any bakayoko news?
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This is England's U18 team; the last team to win the U18 Euros Competition. That competition has been renamed U19. England are in the final today, 18:00, against Portugal.
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>>77130732
This was England's lineup this year against Netherlands
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>Swansea City's owners say they will "not be bullied" into selling midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson below their £50m asking price.
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remember when they didnt even put sneijder in the top 3 for the 2010 balloon door.
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>>77130744
wh-why did they separating the blacks and the whites?
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>>77126513
i feel bad for marshall, he looks as if he's hoping for a swift death soon these days

he should get out of there
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>>77130663
kek me too, I thought that rat boy fucked of to China or something, haven't heard of him for two years and I even played fantasy
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>>77130914
they even put fucking xavi ffs
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>>77130914
should have won the WC then
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If yanks are so shit at football then how come we beat a Bundesliga side 4-1 tonight? Yanks are taking over your own sport lmfao
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IBRA'S STAYING, IMAGINE THE IBRA / LUKAKU LINK UP, FIFA SHIT!
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>>77130963
>tfw he was supposed to be the next Mbappe
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>>77131278
>lukaku takes a touch on the edge of the box
>its so bad it somehow finds its way to ibra at the back post, completely unmarked with the keeper stranded
>misses completely
repeat ad nauseum
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>opposition fans throw coins and bottles in your direction
>get booked
What was the ref thinking here?
https://twitter.com/talkingbaws/status/885922137080557569
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loving this bakayoko meme
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>>77131371
What the fuck is this guy problem?
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>>77131398
He probably arrived in London and saw how fucking shit it is and remembered Monaco is a million times better
>>
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/13/tiemoue-bakayoko-complete-chelsea-medical-friday-blues-agree/
https://twitter.com/Matt_Law_DT/status/885412717854679040 (Chelsea """"Mouthpiece""")
Reminder the press are clueless
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Chelsea are closing in on a £65m deal for Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. (Daily Mirror)

>Leicester goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel's hopes of joining Manchester United are growing as Real Madrid plot a fresh David de Gea bid. (Daily Mirror)

Harry Redknapp has made a sensational move to bring LA Galaxy defender Ashley Cole to Birmingham. (The Sun)

>Everton are closing in on Newcastle starlet Lewis Gibson as manager Ronald Koeman continues his recruitment drive. (Daily Mail)
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>>77131543
United should buy Forster t b h. Why do the English players that deserve hype get none?
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>>77131216
correct me if im wrong but i THINK the top 3 was finalised before the wc2010 final
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>Inter told Manchester United they want Anthony Martial as part of Ivan Perisic negotiations, but it could be on loan or as part of a wider deal.

>The Nerazzurri have been adamant since the start that they won’t accept less than the €55m asking price for Perisic.

>Although the Croatian is pushing to join Jose Mourinho’s side and agreed to the move as long ago as March, Inter and their rich Chinese owners have no need to sell.

>New Coach Luciano Spalletti wants Perisic in his squad for this season and will only part with him if there is a suitable replacement.

>Reports emerged on Friday evening in Italy that Inter had requested Martial from Manchester United.

>That rumour is growing rapidly, with English media suggesting the idea is to take Martial on loan with an option to buy.

>However, the Premier League giants would not be eager to let go of the 21-year-old French talent.

>If they were to enact an exchange, it’d be Inter who had to include around €20m on top of Perisic to get Martial.

>The Nerazzurri have already expressed their interest in Matteo Darmian, but Mourinho refuses to release the Italian full-back.
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>>77131633
would pump my warm semen into her.
>>
KEITA LATEST

>Liverpool will go in again for RB Leipzig star Naby Keita after having an initial £57million approach rejected, according to the Liverpool Echo.

>The Guinea international has informed his agent he’d like to move to Anfield and Liverpool hope a bid of around £65million could be enough to get the deal done.

No tapping up they say
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>>77131651
Inter are scummy cunts
>>77131668
>65 million for a one season wonder
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Social media everyone
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i love trans lads
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>>77131676
>scummy cunts
Why? For not bending over and selling?
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>Alessandro Diamanti could be heading back to the Premier League after Swansea City approached the Palermo player.

>Now aged 34, the forward and free kick specialist is not prepared to drop into Serie B following Palermo’s relegation.

>According to Sky Sport Italia, Swansea have already started negotiations for Diamanti.

>This would be his third Premier League spell after West Ham United in 2009-10 and Watford for six months in 2015.

>Diamanti is certainly well-travelled, in the last 10 years alone representing Prato, Livorno, West Ham, Brescia, Bologna, Guangzhou Evergrande, Fiorentina, Watford, Atalanta and Palermo.

>Last season he scored one goal and contributed five assists in 31 Serie A appearances for the Rosanero.
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>>77131676
United brought this shit on themselves, if they can pay 100m for Poobag they can afford 55m for perisic
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>>77131689
For unironically trying to ask for 55 million + martial
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>>77131736
They're just trying to sway United off Perisic, they obviously don't expect United to entertain this
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>>77131736
They're just looking out for themselves. The price is a bit steep sure but they know you have money and they do not really need to sell since they've already passed FFP
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>>77131755
Kinda hope they do. Martial might actually develop and improve in Italy
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Back to work in just 2 days lads
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Still waiting on that Bakayoko to Chelsea that should have been over 2 weeks ago
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>>77131802
He's going to United
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>>77131806
He's not real.
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>>77130732
It can't be, they are too white. Not enough darkies in the team.
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>Arsenal offer Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to Chelsea in return for Nemanja Matic

I can see why Chelshit failed to land their primary targets when their board thinks that we're a bunch of morons. The Ox is thrice the midfielder Matic is.
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>>77131810
*farts on Italy*
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>>77131798
>tfw work is the only thing that distracts you from your miserable existence
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>>77131331
You forgot
>it's cleared on the line but the referee rules it went in
>zlatan celebrates like he scored 4 bicycle kicks
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>>77131826
>Selling your own existence is the only thing that distracts you from your miserable existence
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>>77131835
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>>77131813
fuck off and bring me another bowl of goreng, adiputra
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Game of thrones in 2 days lads
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>>77131846
Where did it all go so wrong?

>tfw endless void of despair
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>>77131853
Dont care mate just want league footy back
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>>77131853
should tide me over til the season begins
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Truly activated my almonds
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>>77131865
It'll come after Game of thrones, so watch it.
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>>77131866
Me too la'
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wow very damning
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>>77131885
Read the books before it was cool havnt watched the show since season 4 now give me footy
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I believe Keita, VVD and Robertson will be Liverpool players before the start of the season .

I have to be careful how I word things .

Last time is said VVD was done, I didn't know that Liverpool hadn't agreed a fee with Southampton, I am not that good .

Great signings if they happen, but I believe they will .

Cheers

Macca.
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>>77131924
I hear if you watch it Spurs just might sign a player..
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>>77131858
no idea m9, u?

>tfw you just want to be 7 years old and not know or care about anything
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>>77131937
Bit rude lad
Also keked
>>
https://twitter.com/KMbappe/status/885963850708865025 what did mbappé mean by this?
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>>77131955
>Nike boots
>City wear nike
isn't it obvious
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>>77131853
>hes not watching dragonball super
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I fucking hate Australians
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>>77131948
Somewhere around 18 i think, finished school, friends disappeared, world became less enchanting.

>you will never be a teenager on summer holidays again meeting up with friends in the town and drinking in the forest.
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>>77131988
Who isn't?
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>>77131949
*farts on Sweden*
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>>77132026
me im waiting for a significant backlog
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>>77132018
you didnt go to university or post-school studies of any type
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>>77132042
Smart tbqh I just watched a month and a half of filler week by week. Made me want to kms
>>
>Chelsea ‘close in’ on Aubameyang as AC Milan bid for Belotti
Tch
I don't watch the bundersliga, is Obama good or will he flop horribly?
>>
>>77132042
Yeah i tried watching the subbed jap version and Goku sounds like a little girl
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>>77132045
Nope, stopped education at 18
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>>77132018
i think my commitment to being an ABL is the only thing that keeps me going
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>>77132061
he doesn't particularly strike me as the sort of player that would suit chelsea
>>
>>77132067
>i think my commitment to being an ABL

Hey me too
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>>77132061
He's a very overrated pace babby. Not worth more than 35-45 million. Then again Lacazette went for 50 and he's worse
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>>77132082

way better than Morata desu
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>>77132061
Depends, he would suit Arsenal or Liverpool but wont suit Conte's 3-4-3 at all unless he plays in the CAM position as he isnt strong on the ball and can't hold up play
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no idea what to believe on the keita to liverpool rumours. tran how you seeing this play out?
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>>77132276
Keita wants to leave, but RedBull doesn't give a fuck.
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>>77132276
he'll end up leaving but probably for way more than what liverpool want to pay
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>>77132276
RB too rich to give a fuck about selling. Liverpoo love wasting shit loads on overrated players
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>>77132276
It starts with J and ends with AZUMPED
>>
Reminder that this season there will be the AFCON in January.
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>>77132372
Liverpool's face when
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>>77132372
no there isn't
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>>77132372
It's every 2 years
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>>77132372
>Italian education

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Africa_Cup_of_Nations
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>>77132396
You are right, I thought next year was 2019.
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>>77131586
think Soton suits him. Romero is probably the best backup in the league
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>>77132417
Why the fuck isn't Arsenal buying defenders and an actual defensive midfielder? They really need to sell half their squad too
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do you guys think renato sanchez would start for chelsea?
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what pose is that?
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>>77132493
>avg_matchday_attendance.gif
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>>77132490
No
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>>77132493
hiding a stiffy
>>
>>77132490
Baka > Kante > Fabregas > Matic > Sanches
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I don't like that Chelsea are starting pre-season one week after Arsenal
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>>77132276
Taking squad photos?
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>>77132082
>Then again Lacazette went for 50 and he's worse

lel
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>>77132583
he's obviously correct
>>
why can't chelsea fucking sign their top priority players. this is 3 fucking seasons in a row that the players we have marked as top priority we have failed to get. from sandro pookaku van dijk we are going to end up with rudiger danilo and some shitcunt striker like llorente
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>liverpool signing anyone after theyre banned for tapping up 50 players
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>>77132572
doesn't mean anything
>>
howd liverpool do in the praccy yesterday?
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>>77132693
1-1 really boring. salah scored
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>>77132709
yeah i couldn't be fucked watching it

i was looking at the line-up wondering where all the new signings were

looks like another top 4 finish for liverpool but not challenging for the title
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>>77132693
incredibly shit game
>>
>>77132709
>>77132693
>against Wigan
LMAO
>>
>>77132730
bruh it's like the very start of pre-season, i wouldn't read too much into it. there'll at least another two big signings before the end of the window
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are any good epl players supporters of BNP?
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>>77132745
>You now remember arsenal signing zero outfield players
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>>77132745
sure buddy sure
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>>77132782
the bnp barely exists any more mate
>>
>>77132810
where did all the voters go?
>>
>>77132782
ex hull and leicester defender wayne brown was
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>>77132847
Gulag
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>>77132847
they barely had 500k voters at their peak and never won a seat in parliament

they were always a fringe party that got way more air time than their popularity deserved
>>
>>77132636
Last summer Chelsea signed who they wanted to sign though. Be patient, and be grateful Lukaku didn't sign, if it's true Conte didn't want him.
>>
>get letter from Sky offering one deal for all United friendlies for £7
>think its worth it
>about to upgrade on sky
>look up match times
>each one is 3am
lmao no
>>
Unironically being a communist after your early 20s is like still listening to Linkin Park in your 30s.
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>>77132925
im surprised you think thats worth it
>>
>>77132782

Sol Campbell secretly supports them
>>
>>77132946
This desu, when you are that old you are either an anarcho-feminist or a lost cause.
>>
>>77132956
Im not as cheap as you, thats why.
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>>77132946
>you cant listen to certain music at a certain age
Haven't listened to Linkin Park in ages, might just do that now
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>>77132847
UKIP, who basically aren't even a party anymore
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Who /cripplingdepression/ here?
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>>77133022
Shall be temporarily drinking it away later today
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>>77133022
Thought about going to America and shooting myself at a gun range tbqh
>>
Is Mendy a ghost just like Bakayoko?
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>>77132061
He's clinical in front of goal, so he's great if you want a striker who can provide the final touch.
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>>77132946
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>>77133022
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>>77133064
>kill self by shooting in america
wouldn't even make the local news desu
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MBRAPE WHEN?
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Think i'm gunna head to the off licence and get 5 Erdinger beers and maybe 2 Guinness West Indies porters.

What you lads think?
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>>77133178
fair call lad
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>>77133178
That you should stop drinking piss water and just drink liquor if you want to get drunk
>>
oui bonjour, qui transfers la?

>>77132493
>The stadium is usually full, yeah?
>>
>anon reportedly failed his medical last night at random disco skanks apartment
>sources close to anon reveal an extension to the one night deal was not offered

O well skeet skeet bye bye
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>>77133249
No faggot i don't just want to get drunk, i want to enjoy the beers which are lovely.
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>>77133178
cornetto
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>>77133064
You wouldn't even have to get to the shooting range
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>>77132489
>why the fuck
Calm down

Wenger always tries people out in different positions in pre season to see if he can find a diamond in the rough. He'll buy another center back close to the end of the transfer window I expect. Doubt he'll get a CDM, he hates them.
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>>77133249
You sound like some 15 year old cringe lord that thinks he's badass because he drinks vodka instead of beer
>>
>>77133178
Erdinger makes me feel rancid desu
>>
>>77133288
Oh, good shout. Flavour?
>>
>>77133298
Yeah he'll buy another Mustafi when he realises he's fucked and panic buys
>>
>>77133311
The taste or what? I tried it a couple months ago and really liked it ever since.
>>
>>77133324
>mustafi was a bad signing

Bloody hell you're dense, in a year or 2 people are going to look at that as one the great signings Wenger made.
>>
>>77133310
You sound like some faggot with shit taste. Beer is the ultimate pleb drink
>>
>>77133356
you sound like you're probably a complete cunt
>>
>>77133356
>You sound like some faggot with shit taste

You are some faggot with shit taste.
>>
>>77133369
mmmm
>>77133310
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>>77133356
O look an unpleasant Canadian. Wonder if its just one sperg that lives in a containment cell in his moms house or if the stereotype of Canadians being chilled is all a lie
>>
>>77133425
By the sounds of it he sits completely SEETHING in his mums basement drinking hard liquor and getting blown the fuck out by everyone he replies to
>>
>beer plebs this mad about their shit taste
>>
>>77133453
>drinking hard liquor

Nah drinking apple juice in a fine glass tumbler, pretending its a beautifully aged whiskey. Actual alcohol would be a)too expensive for someone living off autism bucks and b)fuck with his meds
>>
people who can't appreciate all forms of alcohol
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>>77133515
>tf
>tp
Checks out
>>
>>77133515
Senpai knows
>>
>>77133178
Don't forget your suspenders and tweed jacket
>>
Lads, you all watching prisoner of azkaban?!
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>>77133532
Far to mainstream now, nice try.
>>
>>77133552
>to intelligent to spell
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>>77133574
>people that drink beer
>especially just casually and not to get drunk
>intelligent
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>>77133589
You clearly weren't loved enough as a child
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>>77133506
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Can't stand the taste of alcohol desu lads
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>>77133589
I feel like this guy probably has detailed plans and a manifesto in his desk for the day he decides to shoot up a school
>>
>>77133589
>tfw too intelligent to enjoy a glass of wine or beer with a meal
>>
lager is piss
>>
Imagine being such a beer drinking pleb you unironically get extremely upset over someone telling you about your shit taste. lmao tbqh lads
>>
Might go down to the local five a side just so I can watch a match
>>
What's your drink of choice then lads?
We clearly have some alcohol geniuses here so
>>
>>77133721
Join in anon, make m8s
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>>77133726
For me, it's a pint of Wainwrights
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>>77133726
Carling is obviously the best choice

They wouldn't mass produce and sell it cheaply if it wasn't universally loved by all
>>
>>77133721
Nonce
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>>77133731
But I'm a fat cunt
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>>77133750
Shanta?
>>
>>77133763
Then go in goal
>>
>>77133773
Don't want to go to court for eating a pie
>>
>>77133796
10/10
First time someone on /sp/ has made me laugh this year
>>
>>77133796
>Genuine concern

Fair enough anon

>>77133726
>Just to be refreshed and have a chill out
Beer/lagar under 6.5%
>Nice chilled out afternoon in the sun
Gin
>Dinner with wife/friends/social occasion
Red wine
>Evening/night time relaxation before bed
Whiskey
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>>77133796
kek
>>
>>77133845
>Chilled out afternoon in the sun
>Not having sangria
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>>77133868
This man has good taste
>>
>>77133868
Too much sugar, way too much sugar.

Gin with a tonic or a natural lemon juice is perfect with no hangover because no or very little sugar.
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>>77133868
i hope when you say sangria you mean premixed from a plastic bottle?
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>>77134002
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>m-muh hipster craft beers

Fuck off you loser
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>>77133726
I don't like alcohol
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gXkpt6jPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60XKqEEnfg
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>>77134090
You can just tell that kid will grow up to be an annoying cunt that thinks he's hard
>>
All the alco-snobs in this thread. Just buy 4 litres of strongbow, downing the first two litre bottle then drinking the second slowly from your son's Mickey Mouse cup. And of course you need absolute 80s blasting in the background.
>>
>>77134127
>replying to the bristol rovers shitposter
>>
>>77134133
Bet you drink white lightning too
>>
>>77134090
>the thieving black taking a pic at the scene of the crime

bit daft
>>
>>77134141
Sorry pal I'll never do it again
>>
>>77134145
>>77134145
Stop trying to be British
>>
Who /FrostyJacks/ here?

Up the Fro J
>>
>tfw you remember England will bring it home next year
>>
>>77134169
>trying
Sorry you mong but I am :)
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>People talk shit about Lukaku's first touch
>No worse than Costa's and Kane's yet nobody criticises them on it
>>
>>77134218
Bring what? Debt?
>>
>>77134220
Clearly not you cuck otherwise you wouldn't care so much about fitting in
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>>77134251
>care so much about fitting in
?????
Are you retarded?
>>
>>77134225
ABUs in force, lad
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>>77134225
People are scared of United starting another reign of terror
>>
>>77134251
>cuck
is it 2014, lads?
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>>77134225
u wat?
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>>77134297
>tfw your team dominated for 20 years
>you had a few years off to recover
>tfw your team is about to do it all over again for the next generation
>>
People rate lubadu?

People compare lubadu to costa and kane?

Really?
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>>77134276
>>77134321
Don't @ me you mongoloids
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>>77134351
Yeah those noobs are nowhere near Lukakus level tbqhwy
>>
>>77134225

Kanes is miles better you spastic
>>
>>77134351
>lubadu
What are you trying to accomplish with this?
>>77134353
Cringe
>>
>>77134362
yeah lukaku is gunna be unleashed it was the neverton players holding him back

now he will be getting silver service from uniteds revamped midfield with like fellaini in it and shit lol
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>>77134346

>Still cant score goals
>Sign players like Marshal and mickthearyan that are a level below your rivals players
>Lukaku for 75 million

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
>>77134403
Exactly fellaini is goat, dat Belgian connection.
>>
>>77134225
While neither of their first touches are particularly great they're still better than Lukaku's
>>
>Chelsea STILL haven't signed a striker
Howling
>>
>>77134422
>this delusion

SEETHING
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>>77134434
starting to get a bit worried desu lad
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Gabriel Jesus is unironically already the 2nd best forward in the league (after Kane)
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>>77134422
>>Lukaku for 75 million

BAHAHAHAHHAHA HE'S WORTH LIKE 40 MILL TOPS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

WEW
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>>77134422
Martial is one of the best young strikers in the world and is only being held back by personal issues off the pitch. If he sorts it out and gets back on track he has the potential to be a world beater.

Mkhitaryan is a very good player and I have no idea how people underrate him so much. He is definitely top 6 level.

Somehow signing the premier league second top scorer who's still only 24 is bad? Don't be ridiculous
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>>77134447
i unfortunately have to agree with this.

>>77134444
Wheres costa off to?
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>>77134434
I'm still bitter. Hope he flops.
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>>77134225
are you stupid, Kanes and Costa's are better

nothing to write home about but a lot better
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>>77126222
ok m8
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>>77134477
besiktas loan until atletico can buy him. wish he just fucked off to china back then
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>>77134434
>over a month left of the window
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>>77134470

Agreed on marshall, but theres about 10 other forward players in the league that are better than mikhatryan.
>>
>Suarez to liverpool daily mail
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>>77134470
ABU is a mental disability mate, these people don't know how to tie their own shoes or wipe their own arses
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>Everyone talking Lukaku is confirmed to Chelsea for £100m
>No one has an issue him taking over Costa, filling in the space left by him
>bid accepted by United
>HES SHIT HES SHIT HES SHIT!!! REEEEEEEEEEE
lmao
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>>77134508
I'm ok with this
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>>77134470
I agree on mkhitaryan i reckon he is decent.

Martial is never going to get any better than he already is mate.
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>>77134509
Anyone sane hates United after the shit they pulled under Fergie
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>>77134524
he's not shit. he's worse than kane.
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>>77134542
>muh bought the league brown envelopes
lmao
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laid the groundwork for your fantasy team yet lads?

>tfw taking a punt on Rooney at 7.5m

any of you reckon Defoe would start at Bournemouth too? surely it'll be Defoe and King?
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>>77134524
Don't know why Man Utd fans keep peddling this narrative, if you check Chelsea threads or Chelsea boards elsewhere half the fans were very critical and didn't want him at all.

As it stands now half are very disappointed and bitter, and half are relieved (or at least would be if there was an alternative they could sign)
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>>77134542
>the shit they pulled under Fergie

What? Winning the league every other year and being insanely successful?
>>
Say what you will about Lukaku's first touch but at least it's better than Rooney's last season
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>>77134564
Funny how shit like "fergie time" disappeared after he fucked off
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>>77134566
>any of you reckon Defoe would start at Bournemouth too
definitely. Rooney is a good gamble for first month I think.
>>
gonna list the striker better than Lukaku currently playing in the prem
>Kane
>Costa (when hes not sulking)
>Aguero
>Jesus
>Sanchez
Gonna list the attacking midfielders that are better than Mickhatryann
>De Buryne
>Both Silvas
>Hazard
>Eriksen
>Alli
>Ozil
>Mane
>Coutinho
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>>77134585
but worse than zlatan's
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>>77134585
Is it 9 times better? xDDDDD
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>>77134568
The vast majority of Chelsea fans would have rather just kept Costa
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>>77134524
Basically the opposite of what Utd fans are doing then?
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>>77134585
Rooney was tough to watch and i'm a liverpool supporter

Rooney's great ability is to know where to be in order to recieve the ball in a dangerous position but he lost his ability to finish.

Pretty much became a liability. I don't think he can play deep either.

Time to pull up the boots i reckon.
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>he only scores goals when youre already winning lmao shit buy
hilarious not realising United's main problem was bottling 1-0 wins to become draws last season. Dropped about 12 fucking points from goals conceded in last 5 minutes
>>
>All this Lukaku first touch talk

It's seriously not even that bad anymore. You guys are just exaggerating because of a meme a couple of years ago.
>>
>>77134595
>aguero
>listing sanchez as a striker

>ozil
>either silva
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>>77134595
>Eriksen
>Ozil

nah mate everyone else is ok though
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>Chinamen watching Pulisball
should be laffs
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>>77134595
>Aguero
Love this meme
Jesus
Has literally had half a season
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>>77134509
>using our meme as your own

OBSESSED
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>>77134648
He also scored 24 or so goals last season with a supposed "bad touch"
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>>77134655
>Aguero
>Either Silva

Outed yourself as a mong
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Since van laal, rpney turned to shit
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i'm liking this new move in the chat to bagging out manc tranfers

who else have they picked up that i can take a dump on?
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>>77134675
>our meme la'
>next meme is our meme la'

*slips the title away*
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>>77134700
Some swedish cunt from the league no one watches
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>le helpfully score a brace when already 3-0 up against Hull in the 80th minute man
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>>77134728

>75 milllion for a battering ram striker

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO
>>
>>77134728
you forgot
>10 man Hull
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>>77134699
ew
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>>77134728
another thing about lukaku is most of his goals are just him blasting it or him dribbling past a player then blasting it

he never does anything intricate and finished of a play or holds the ball up for his attacking mid fielders

yeah i don't rate him
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>>77134655
>Aguero not better than Lukaku
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>>77134728
>If you took all of Lukaku's goals away from Everton, their place in the premier league would change
>>
>>77125648
>Charlie Adam, 31
when did this happen?
>>
>>77134758
I hear what you're saying man, i hate it when a player dribbles past the defenders and scores on his own, need to hold it up more
>>
>i rate aguero
Why is this board stuck in 2012?
>>
>people still being triggered by Lukaku a week later without a ball being kicked
why not wait until 5am tomorrow and see how's done against an MLS team or something?
>>
>dominate football for a couple of decades
>Start going a few years without winning the league
>Next year well win and dominate everything again

I mean, you guys do see the irony here right? You can't not see it
>>
>>77131680

>PR client

So she's fucking?
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>>77134595
>Jesus
Delusional
>Costa
Sulks every 2nd game and is lucky not to have like 4 or 5 red cards in the PL
>Sanchez
Not even a striker

>Bernard Silva
hasn't even played a game for Man City yet you mong
>Eriksen
>Ozil
He would be if he didn't disappear for 3/4ths of the season
>Coutinho
Le bloot it man isn't actually that good, wastes so many attacking positions by just punting the ball from 30rd yards out
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>>77134728
>13 of his 25 goals came in 5 matches (37 appearances)
>Against Sunderland, Watford, Leicester, Hull and Bournemouth
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>>77134803
If it goes 10 plus years of not winning the league then you have a point
>>
>>77134803
>Next year well win and dominate everything again
what United fans are saying this? As far as I can tell theyre just defending a signing. fuck me delusion
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>>77134758
Nothing wrong with that

Football is about who scores the most goals, not who holds theb all up more
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>>77134800

>3rd best goals per mintue ration in the prem
>Big game player

Hurr durr hes shit..xdDd
>>
>>77134831
You don't watch football do you?
>>
>>77134728
>Score the 3 goal of a 4-0 win man
>>
>>77134803
Well, it's only been a few years and along with City they're the only team showing any real ambition right now, and with the funds to back it up.
>>
>>77134839
40% of Kane's goals came in the last two games of the season
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>>77134839
>goals dont count because i said so
I never understood this dumb meme. ABL autists used to post shit like that about Suarez
>>
>>77134831

Silva tore apart teams in the champions league you big stiff. What did Lukaku do? Score 8 goals against the mighty watford and Hull? LMAO
>>
Why don't United fans and "neutrals" understand that it doesn't matter who they sign or what they accomplish, this board is 95% ABU and will say anything to shit on the team
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>>77131955
fug he's already turning into Pogba/Griezmann, what a cunt.
>>
>>77134899
But that was playing for Monaco not Man City. Just because a player plays well for one team doesn't mean he will be amazing for another.
MhikiT scored and assisted shit tons of goals for Dortmund and ripped loads of teams apart but couldn't replicate that form in the PL
>>
Top PL Strikers

1. Kane
2. Aguero
3. Costa
4. Ibra
5. Giroud
6. Lukaku
7. Lacazette
8. Sturridge (if fit)
9. Rooney (if fit)
10. Vardy
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>>77134912
Why can't shitposters say things that are actually true or is actually bad instead of obviously false things though?
>>
>>77134943
>lacazette
Hasn't even played a game in the prem
>rooney
>>
>>77134848
Right here you fucking retard
>>77134346
>>
>only signed Salah
>not one defender
>constantly get accused of tapping up
>selling Lucas
>boyfriend doesn't understand Im not gay anymore
just want some good news lads. Will Liverpool actually sign a defender?
>>
>>77134912

>Manures only stand out player is De Gea
>surprised when other fans mock their team

Erm....Get a back bone honey?
>>
>>77134916
All the Monaco boys are trying to out-troll each other

Look at Bakayoko trolling Chelsea fans and Mendy with the British shorts "see you soon".
>>
>>77134791
>>77134858
Theirs nothing wrong with it except if your striker is just unable to hold the ball up and create play when a shot isn't on

I never said lukaku was terrible he just has flaws and one of them is he can't create play for other forwards.

It would be fine if he was netting 30 goals a season but he isn't
>>
>>77134978
>fans
>shows one shitpost
yeah proved me wrong lmao. look in the mirror next time you call someone a retard
>>
>>77134945
Things that are true:
>>77134943
>>77134912
>>77134839
>>77134758
>>77134728
>>
>>77134980
>not gay anymore

So you once was?
Also Keita coming
>>
>>77134978
The Pepe clearly shows that is a shitpost you mong
>>
>>77134844
It's been 4 years at the moment right?
>>
>>77134980
van dijk is obviously going to happen at some point and ketia likely as well

who knows about a left back
>>
>Tuttosport claim #Juventus rejected €100m #ChelseaFC offer for Gonzalo Higuain

The Scourge of Swansea
The Harbinger of Hull
The Wrecker of West Ham
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*tries to control the ball but it goes out of play*
*blasts the ball wide*
*scores 2 against 9 man west ham*
>>
>>77135020
Obviously it's alt right Nazi propaganda
>>
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>Star striker gets injured
>Unable to negotiate for the first choice striker you want to sign
>Waste a month doing so
>These things have fucked over one of your main league rivals instead of you

LOL
>>
>>77135003
Fuck man, I haven't seen an insult like that since primary school
>>
>>77135027
12/13 season last time United won league
>>
>you now remember when a big black striker called Bony was banging them in for a midtable side
>Moved to a big side and you could see how limited he was when he wasn't the focal point of the team

Lukaku is literally Bony 2.0
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>>77135047
>Tuttosport
>100 mil on Higuain when Auba is openly being shopped for 70

Chelsea's board are idiots and they're desperate for a striker but come on.
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>>77134994
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>>77134593
its rather unsurprising actually, since theyve been poor since he's gone
>>
>>77135092
Don't be silly. I think Lukaku is a little overrated but even at Bony's best Lukaku is twice the player right now (at only age 24) than he was.
>>
>building fpl squad
>Go over budget
>Go to swap 9mil player for 6mil
>You cannot afford that player

What a pile of shite
>>
>>77135109
yeah and thats all him drifting into the midfield pass backing rather than creating forward opportunities
>>
@77135082
>this bollocks reply
>>
>>77135008
>list of strikers
>people shitpost
>lukaku scores goals
You're right
>>
>>77135120

Shit on Bony all you like but he had an almost identical goals to game ratio as Lukaku did in a weaker side
>>
>>77134943
I'd bump Sturridge up

when he's fit and good, he's real fucking good

but it just never ever happens
>>
sick of all this wrestling bollocks on /sp/ lads
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>>77135109
http://statsbomb.com/2017/06/passing-percentages-are-mostly-useless-quantifying-passing-ability/

ctrl+f Lukaku
>>
Even if it's a bit of a big price tag lukaku is still one of the top goalscorers

The problem is big money signings put a lot of pressure on the player to preform and on the team that brought him to justify paying that much

But with the money coming into the pl now I think we can expect more signings closer to the 100m mark each season
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>>77135131
>45 crosses
Try again
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>>77135142
>Your bollocks face
>>
is Sigurdsson gonna move lads

I hate seeing him waste away at Swansea
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>>77134943
>Giroud
inb4 someone posts webm of that one international goal
>>
next thread better be good or I will flip my fuckin shit
>>
>>77135181
Lukaku was always going to be stupidly expensive when everton paid over 30m for him
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>>77135212
Not at that price
>>
>>77135171
Okay? We weren't talking about his passing ability
>>
>>77135189
lol yeah crosses to the winger from centre mid
>>
>>77135223
I'll probably make one, I usually do
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>>77135181
Lukaku is an arrogant cunt so I doubt the price tag will affect him much
>>
>>77135266
You're really trying hard but failing m8. Put on a new proxy and try again
>>
>>77135225
Less than a mil for each goal he's scored there

I wouldn't say that's too bad
>>
Donnarumma
Conti - Mussacchio - Bonucci - Romagnoli - RiRo
Kessie - Biglia
Suso - Calhanoglu
Andre Silva

Conti and RiRo as wingbacks. Suso and Calhanoglu as roaming playmakers behind a sole striker.
Realistically, can they challenge for a title?
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>>77135171
>Toni Kroos is 100 – the very best rated passer out of 22000 in the data set we have, while Romelu Lukaku is 0.16 (or one of the worst).
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>>77135320
not this season
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>>77135315
nah mate we all watched lukaku last season and know how he plays

bringing up bogus stats isn't gunna get you anywhere
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Sanchez barely has more chances created and assists than Lukaku
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>>77135320

Hakan is not a playmaker. he is a secondary striker.
>>
>>77135353
>bogus stats
You're getting boring now
>>77135320
Top 5 and EL
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>>77135356
>muh raw stars

You lost mate give up
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>Utd fans trying to convince themselves Lukaku is better than Morata because he's "premier league proven"
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>>77135407
>literally repeating back what i just posted to me
>y-your stats don't count because i said so
Getting pathetic at this point
>>
>>77135212
shut the fuck up
>>
>>77135417
I support a championship team but you can't deny lukaku gets results

If the rest of the stats are shite but you're still banging in game winning goals then the price tag is justified
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>>77135448
Your indian aren't you?
>>
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>>77135473
>>77135473
>>77135473
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>>77135466
Don't even support United you proxyfag, just boring reading the same 5 shitposts all over the board that don't even make sense or are just untrue
>>
>>77135512
Get out then you loser, no ones making you reply to anonymous "retards" (read: you've been merked in this discussion you nonce) all day. Don't blow a fuse
>>
>>77135213
inb4 someone posts webm of his and howedes sprint on WC14
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>>77134889
No one rates Kane.
>>
>>77135103
Maybe they don't want Obama, maybe it's not real.
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>>77135320
literal whos + Donnarumma and Bonucci
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