How come no one wants to sign Morata?

>>77120569
he secretly has some kind of cancer

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/828239/Alvaro-Morata-red-hair-dye-Manchester-United-transfer-news

>Alvaro Morata 'dyed his hair' red for Man Utd unveiling before move collapsed - reports

poor lad

>>77120629
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Because the market is retarded, nobody wants to waste 80millon besides kebab and Debt United

>>77120569
He's a meddling sluggish striker with a massive ego. Also a living wiretap connected to most journalists in spain, who he does not hessitate to use in order to push his agenda
Fuck troncata

>>77120629
JUST

>>77120629
>express

Not real

>>77120629
That's just the sun lol

>>77120569
does he dab?

theres your problem

He isn't that good.

>>77120569
>the destroyer of Deportivo
no one want's him because he is shit

/thread

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>Morata
>MOOR-RATA

>>77120569
Spanish Chicharito

>>77121185
Nah Chicharito was very likeable and more humble

>>77120569
>90 million for a sub
Not even british teams are that dumb

>>77123600
Manure almost was but Real tried to jew them out for some extra 5 million yurodoos.

>>77120629
JUST

>>77123827
Real shit the bed on that one

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>>77120569
He can't dab.

Cos he's shit

>>77120569
he can't do meme dance

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JUST

>>77124377
SNUB