8-1 edition
Today's games
>Costa Rica vs French Guiana 18:30 CDT
>Canada vs Honduras 20:30 CDT
Also breaking news
>CONCACAF has forced a French Guiana forfeit in their game against Honduras for playing Florent Malouda despite being ineligible
>Honduras has been awarded a 3-0 win
>French Guiana has been fined an undisclosed amount
>Florent Malouda has been suspended and given a stadium ban
>>77119809
Press release from Concacaf about the incident
>>77119832
Guys?
>>77119809
CONCACAF MASTER RACE. jk
Crc 1-0 guayana
Canada 1-1 honduras
This cup is a joke
>>77119809
You might have too many men on the field burger.
Edwards to score 2 in a cagey 3-2 win tonight!
Quote it.
>>77119832
How can he even be on the roster? The paper work has to be filed in advance. Doesn't anyone look at that shit prior to game time.
Semis: MEX-CRC-USA and...? HEX: MEX-CRC-USA and...?
If French Guiana can't have international Fifa team, why can't he play for them?
here is a bump for this shitty conference and their mickey mouse cups
>>77124764
Bc the Gold Cup rules. Gold up works under the FIFA rules.
A Costa Rica win clinch a knockout stage spot and have them temporarily top Group A
A draw would see Costa clinch 2nd place where they would face the 2nd place team from Group C
A loss could still see Costa Rica through but it would depend on other results
French Guiana is for all intents purposes eliminated
Please Watch Our Cup.
>>77122901
Apparently CONCACAF can't not let him on the roster
They can just advise on his eligibility
>>77126195
Almost game time
Hola muchachos ya llegué, salúdenme no sean malos
Muchachos. . . hay alguien con vida acá? bueno ya que estoy solo quiero confesar que ayer mi vecina me dejó darle por el culazo y la verdad se sentía muy rico y apretadito. Después me pegó un mamadon de esos gloriosos. en fin, este partido va a ser una mierda
>>77126663
Hola Bryan, que tal
>>77126663
>>77126701
nicas
If anyone can see on TV I live in the apartments overlooking the stadium. Should I go buy a ticket?
Looks comfy down there
>>77126701
>mamada despues de que le dio por el culo
mae....
>>77126738
The Canada vs Honduras game is worth a visit
>>77126701
Encontré al nicANO
>>77126755
This
I don't expect much of this match desu
>>77126738
There's like 8 niggas down there
you could probably set up a camp and no one would give a shit
Gentlemen, how do we fix conCACAcaf?
Fr. Guiana ensured Canada won't go through in 1 or 2 if Honduras wins. Honduras was pretty gifted w/ that awarding.
>>77126774
implement memepressing
>>77126755
>>77126766
If they are selling kits cheap I'll pick up a Honduras one. Based country and love vacationing there. Some of the nicest people I've ever met
>cfl on main tsn channel
>povertyball game relegated to tsn9
lel everytime
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>77126774
Academies in all CONCACAF countries
El ArielANO
Who /ehhh puto/ here
>>77126774
Merge concacaf and conmebol already, not like there isn't a million fucking slots to the point where a hobo with 10 dogs could get an invite to world cup.
Copa america was pretty good
also GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Wow
why is this game in the middle of nowhere?
>>77126865
Muh soccer specific stadium
should I enrol at cosvic ticos?
>mcc viviste lo suficiente como para ver morir al PLN
>>77126865
>why is the sawker game close to spics?
a-are we actually playing at a respectable level in this tournament?
>>77126937
only davis
>pizza butt park
definitely the worst sss. Always has <10000 crowd no matter the game
>>77126937
You guys are playing pretty good.
>>77126937
>tfw this meme tournament is not even good as a laugh at leaf land thing
>ugly slow hoofball in the suffocating heat
god bless concacaf
>>77126937
I'm rooting for you leaf land, please beat those disgusting hondurans.
>game so boring the announcers start talking about the next game for today
>>77126937
Please leaf defeat those shitty hondurANOS
30 mins in and there's a cooling break. This shit is unacceptable.
http://lared.com.gt/una-luz-al-final-del-tunel-la-fedefut/
C-could it be true?
C-could we really be seeing the end to our suffering?
>>77127147
the snow game, the heat game, the earth game, this shit is becoming bender ball 2.0
Y el polacANO? donde está el polacANO?
Polandbro? :'(
>>77127198
>>77127212
ded
https://www.crhoy.com/nacionales/investigan-a-familia-polaca-que-pedia-dinero-en-liberia-para-volver-a-su-pais/
>>77127102
That day was the best
>>77127233
>https://www.crhoy.com/nacionales/investigan-a-familia-polaca-que-pedia-dinero-en-liberia-para-volver-a-su-pais/
hey fernando!
heads up in case you are here.
if i see you walking around one day im gonna break your autistic nose.
>>77127239
>The Day Justice was Served
What a day, lets remember it.
>>77119832
How is malouda suspended for 2 matches when he's ineligible from the start anyway?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdXNCvRgwVO81Zwa9YzeLsPepIAiYL7dCeIoFNrAdas-7CEVQ/viewform
halftime.
Who Cost/a/ Ric/a/ here?
>>77127352
3D>2D
>>77127239
fucking hell I missed it, I was at a bar in NYC it was sweet but not as sweet as this.
>>77127331
To actually physically prevent him to play, if they don't give him a ban no one can stop him from playing again.
>>77127331
He couldn't play for French Guiana in another CONCACAF game
What should i dine tonight?
>>77126792
t-t-thanks...
>>77127371
quien es?
>>77127407
>>77127408
So, to prevent guayaba francesa from throwing another 2 games?
Ok, I guess
Can Costa Rica lose so Swansea can get Joel Campbell quicker
>>77127501
but hes out 6 months with a knee injury
>>77127371
at least post something decent fag.
Kek no one's even watching this match
>post yfw Costa rica meme their way to an 8-0 win
>>77127444
olla de carne
>>77127484
Maria castillo, i think...
>>77127543
go back to forodecostarica or ticoracer nica.
>>77127570
>Le dicen olla de carne al caldo de res
barbarico
>>77127570
no tengo pescuezo
>this refball
>>77127541
Fuck he would have been a bargain for us
Gonna plow my imouto if CR wins.
She told me I get anal if it's 3-0.
Give Costa Rica your energy fags! I NEED THIS!!
>>77127582
posts average 3DPD calls others a Nica...
>>77127632
\o/
Haven't been following the cup because I don't normally have access to a tv. Any good memes so far? Any good meme matches so far or has it been rather uneventful?
You sacrificed Joel Campbell for this? Good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY
Chimpout!
>>77127671
Some memes but nothing out of the ordinary
There's some fun in the shittiness of it all
If this game doesnt end 5 to none I will fkn kill macho.
Nice flop
>>77127777
Fair enough. I wanna kill all the players of our NT because of they didn't even manage to win that game. Also, checked.
Hello /oro/, sorry I was out normie'ing because I thought there would be a break day today :(
Not sure what I want here
On one hand, Costa Rica seems pretty dangerous and I don't want then on our side of the bracket
On the other, I'll quit watching soccer if we lose to the leafs
>>77127831
Good to have you back, Poland
>>77127872
They were commenting on 2 separate keepers, right?
burgers aren't that retarded right?
>>77127582
reminds me of my tica ex, thanks anon.
>meme break
just let them overheat fifa, they're not worth preserving anyway
>>77127851
Arena will probably call up some of the A starters for knockout stages bro, nagbe and bradley alone would destroy canada.
>>77127831
Llegó el polacANO, saluden muchachos
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnoonesgivesafuckthisgameshouldvebeena4-0atleastOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
finally another goal
>>77127959
muy buenas amigo
yo ne hablas hispanio
>>77127831
Hello there PolandBro, we thought you dieded.
>No Davies
F
I was expecting him to miss that, desu
>ureña
>>77127967
Fucking this.
We should be 4-0 at this point
GOOOOAAAAAAL
Now we are up to something
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
getting anal tonight!!!!!!
fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Honduras can go through with a 0-0 draw and not scoring at all in the group stage
This is literally Pinto-tier bullshittery
>>77127632
Are you getting Anal now?
>>77127632
IT'S HAPPENING ANON
>>77128007
vaya comprando la crema de rosas
Polish league started today, if you're thinking that this meme cup is bad you haven't seen Ekstraklasa
>>77126792
Hey lads. Here
Got my kit and ticket and walking up
>>77128010
You just have shit players. Pinto is a decent coach
>>77128011
>>77128015
going to a sex shop to get warming lubricant right after the game
>>77128040
related
>>77127632
are you the guy that has blue eyes and posted his pics once?
>>77128040
What's wrong with it?
>>77128056
kek, put benny hill theme and thats a killer webm
>>77128056
how is your national team doing anon?
>>77128051
How old is she?
>>77128064
nope. I only shit post on spee when CR plays
>>77127975
Leaf land, how are you not rioting?
CONCACAF Evangelion equivalents
Asuka = Mexico, the most prepared and profesional pilot though too smug and overconfident, always loses to the strongest opponents.
Rei= U.S.A., calm doesn't care about the battles (matches) much, sometimes overperforms Asuka so she is jelly [spoiler] also best girl [/spoileriknowitdoesn'twork}
Mari = Costa Rica: BEASTO MODE (World Cup 2014) but and average pilot overlooked by most.
Toji = Honduras because reasons
Shinji = The fucking leafs
Other conCACAf teams= the other class kids. Irrelevant.
Angels= UEFA and CONMEBOL
Discuss
>>77128051
no anon coconut oil and go raw
>>77128074
I know I'm posting Kirino but I am 28 and she is 25.
>>77128064
but I'm curious now is there another Tico here railing his sister?
>>77128082
holy shit
>>77128082
US is Shinji
>>77128088
>coconut oil
wtf i want to try this now
>>77128043
Looks comfy
Buy food and post it, please
>>77128082
do not fucking compare us to mari ever again you nica faggot
>>77128095
I see that you're still riding the high from last world cup
>>77128082
I haven't watched Evangelion yet.
>Ureña
Why is he STILL playing?
Got suite tickets for a better view of the memes
>>77128082
Kaworu is Nicaragua.
makes it to the end and gets fucked.
is also gay for Costa Rica....
>>77128117
>yfw 0-0
>>77128110
this is why no one likes you.
>>77128117
post feet anon
>>77128096
that shit is the best lube, there are some cons
-no good for rubbers, maybe lambskins but who knows
-there are some people that dont like coconut smell
>>77128093
Pensé que aquí era illegal el incesto viejo
>>77128109
US is always there and no one likes them. Just like Shinji
>>77128133
>implying i use condoms
>>77128071
Le Wandowski/10, they unironically play good football right now and everyone expects a good run at WC, I personally hope we'll get drawn into group A and rape Russia in Moscow
(meanwhile, Polish club loses to Norwegian amateurs in Europa League quals)
>>77128082
Who's kaworu?
who's after usa's dick?
good night spee im gonna make a quick lube run and then be balls deep in my sister for the next 3 hours.
>>77128117
How much was it?
>>77128147
>leaving contraceptions in the hands of scheming bitches
>>77128157
Night lad
>>77128136
implying we introduce ourselves to people while holding our birth certificates and proudly saying we fuck...
come on anon have some sense.
We are going to get fucking CONCACAFed I fucking know it
>>77128151
Does Lewandowski carry the team? Or is the team good overall?
>>77128151
Keep dreaming pole
Rooting for my canadians friends
Fuck pinto
Wtf are there Mexicans in Canada already?
I guess we're gonna lose to Costa Rica in the semis
Bummer
>>77128082
Ikari is CONCACAF
>>77128217
Mexicans don't need a visa to go to Canada
>>77128220
Nigga, Arena is gonna get up from his pregnant ass and call up the MLS A squad, don't worry you silly willy.
>>77128254
These people I'm sitting next to don't even speak English and are full blown out Canadian supports. Shook
>>77128197
Our players are mediocre (Pazdan, Mączyński) to good (Milik, Zieliński, Linetty) with Lewandowski being the superstar, what we lack in skill we gain in perfect team cohesion, which many NTs don't have at all. These guys would die for each other; and even though sometimes players are out of form, they aren't replaced in NT by others because it takes much time to get them into the system. So I don't really know what the answer is, Polish coach took the other approach - instead of trying to make the best available players play good when put into a team, he chose players for the long-term project of achieving a good run on WC.
>>77128271
they might speak french you uncultured fuck
>Canadians fans
Autism
>>77128188
>>77128188
>be autistic faggot
>be curious about your relationship
>Go to Registro civil website (or tribunal supremo de elecciones website)
>look up Anon
And the rest is history. Thank God there are few to zero assburgers in this country and 97% of this country's population are retards
>>77128271
maybe you are sitting next to fernando
>Giancarlo Stanton's favorite food is literally sopa de macaco
>>77128345
U M A
M
A
>>77127975
>Honduras loses 3-0
>Still advance despite not scoring a goal
>>77128288
Clearly having mediocre players with excellent Chemistry is working for you Polandbro, certainly better than say.....
Mexico
Who have both Mediocre Players (Muh Poorto) and mediocre team chemistry
>>77128357
My fuckbuddy gets mad when i call her honduran or nicaraguan or guatemalan, whats the difference? shes from el salvador.
>>77128384
Does Mexico have any "fake" players (who aren't really Mexican)? What took big part in getting Polish football team to be a true TEAM was the supporters' movement to kick out all the nationalized players who aren't ethnic Poles. It succeeded and now we're witnessing the results.
>want to fap but need to take at least 30-60 minutes for it to be worthwhile
>will miss the beginning of the game
>>77128404
As far as I know, their players are all Mexican. As in, all born and raised and play in Mexico (Aside the ones that play at the Mighty Porto or PSV) so take that how you will.
>dat chancero look of machillo
>>77128415
>id rather watch leafs than porn
t-thanks?
>>77128387
The only difference is that we come from different countries. We can't identify physical differences between us, and our accents are quite similar.
>>77128404
mexicans have this crazy idea that pure mexicans are good at football. Their best players are mixed with spaniards or brazilians. This is why the USA is always up their ass and eventually will be climbing on top of shitty CONCACAF.
Look at France with their nigger players.
>>77128456
I will be rooting for you (Again) Leafbro. I rooted for you in your last match as well.
>>77128482
Already posted it
>>77128371
>>77128450
Ah, now I think about it it's different for American countries, which were based on immigration so your sense of nationality is bit different from ours.
>>77128468
>Look at France with their nigger players.
anon we had this
It's not about being good at football, it's about the NT representing the actual country and not the people who suddenly start considering themselves Polish/French just to have a shot at international football. I'd rather have shit team with Poles in it instead of a good one with lots of blacks
Reporting live lads
*uses voice to hurt, offend, or discriminate*
Please no 8-1 this time
PUTO
>the players don't scream the anthem at the top of their lungs
Why even play for your nations team?
Why are there so many blacks on Honduras? Are there that many blacks in the general population?
>muh offensive yelling
>>77128514
my polack anon, this is why i always cheer for you.
my mother is south american and my dad european, I'm stuck cheering for this shitty country that i love, i even chanted " i believe that we will win". My brain tells me this is bullshit, but i adore our diverse players, i don't even like lewandowki because of puligod, but please make it.
What Did He Mean By This?
>salvadorian referees
OH JESUS FUCK PREPARE TO GET CONCACAFED
>>77128592
I don't speak non-American
What does it say?
>>77128592
He went to Barrio Cabañas
>>77128562
the land was a slave trade hotspot, do the math.
>>77128515
who are you cheering on?
>>77128604
sorry,
"I've been in too many shootouts and my feet have never trembled"
Do we have a stream, mates?
>>77128682
this one should work eventually, but now it's down - try refreshing it every 5 mins, it's FS1 HD
http://buffstream.com/watch/soccer.php
I'm watching this one but it's in Croatian/Slovakian/some Slav language which I barely understand
http://sport7.tech/8cb6d8a7b7ec728edcaa04e5b7dfc3d9-live.html
>>77128727
Kek are they televising this shit live in Europe?
>>77128727
>copa oro in rune speak
why? do people unironically watch this?
>>77128763
Yeah. Polish TV bought the rights but doesn't broadcast it unfortunately and only air replays in the morning even though there's demand for them to air it live
>>77128786
>there's demand for them to air it live
but why? >we don't even watch it
>>77128786
>even though there's demand for them to air it live
the fuck
>>77128786
>there's a demand for them to air it live
Are there more people interested in this meme cup other than you in Poland?
Lopez sleepy
DED
>lopez is ded
good
>>77128727
Thanks, pol-bro.
Looks like the second is blocked in burger land, and my proxies have been blacklisted :^)
This is the kind of shit that makes me want to add TV to my Internet plan...
do you use acestream? i have hd stream
acestream://bc52ec67752b9235c2e19965d2474380af76cae6
>>77128805
people that like soccer, will watch any soccer.
>>77128830
try vipbox.live
>toilet gets there first
>obvious foul
>no call
>flop around on the ground for a bit to get out of it
CONCACAFED
>>77128808
yeah I'm discussing games with other 2 Poles on Polish facebook-like site. We've watched the Carribean Cup together also. I got into it when one of them started spamming the site about 2015 Copa America and I'm watching American football ever since
>>77128605
You mean La Unión
>>77128847
Thanks, Costa bro.
If anyone is looking for one, this one worked for me: http://www.vipbox.live/football/490894/7/canada-vs-honduras-:-concacaf-gold-cup-live-stream-online.html
TROLLPOST
Davies would have buried those
>>77128878
Link this thread on there
>lying down on the floor acting dead
>because of a leg injury
A B S O L U T E
M
A
D
M
A
N
oh fug
sweating here
I'm really glad Elis came to MLS
Probably my second favorite CONCACAF player
First is Roman Torres
fuck was that
>>77128998
A 2-0 win for Canada probably gets both teams into the next round
Assuming Panama doesn't lay an egg against Martinique
Think about that
as long as honduras keep shooting like retards we have a chance
>>77129072
Well Honduras was literally gifted a 3-0 victory so it's not that surprising.
>>77129093
canada is looking solid
>>77129093
Shooting like retards seems to be this tournament's lead theme
>>77129093
You're also shooting like retards, just put that Canadian pulisic in already before youmlose.
>>77129093
>shooting like retards
That's our slogan
>>77129125
Welcome to every Gold Cup ever
honestly thought that had been called a penalty
>>77129175
we didn't get fucked over for once
feels strange mang
Hey lads I'm back again, so we already know colombians fuck donkeys and nicaraguans fuck chickens, but what animal do hondurans fuck?And whike we're at it what animal do canadians fuck?
Australia is supporting Honduras in this soccer game because they are not a cuck nation like canada
>>77129191
>what animal do canadians fuck
What animals don't they fuck?
>>77129191
>what animal do canadians fuck?
americans
>>77129182
lot's of time left
>>77129191
>but what animal do hondurans fuck?
themsleves
>hahaha gr8 bantz m8 xDDD
>canada defending competently
what is this fresh meme
PUT DAVIES IN REEEEEEEEEEE
That crossed. No doubt about it. Fucking Canadians.
NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN
THE WAY I DANCED WITH YOUUUUU
>>77129254
Isn't he the only guy that's scored from your team?
we will be extremely lucky to escape with a point here tbcfah
HOLY FUCK YOU BEAUTIFUL MAD MAN
>>77129273
>5 goals
>he has 3
close faggot
>>77129273
no, arfield and jakovic's torso also have goals
>>77129273
No we have 2 other goalscorers who scored meme ass goals
>>77129283
You owned it, mang -_-
>THEY IS STILL ANOTHER HALF LEFT
I need to go clean my sides
Fuck this semen-slurping game
Gonna go wet my bulb iykwim desu senpaitachi
regression to the mean
>>77129289
>>77129291
>>77129293
So he's scored 60% of the goals, then I guess I can expect to see him play in the second half.
what are you drinking /oro/?
beer here
I just want point out that it's unfair that French Guiana doesn't get to be a member of FIFA but non-countries like Puerto Rico and Canada do
>>77129341
yes obviously, although it might not be the whole 2nd half
>>77129343
Tap water. Bet you can't do that and live.
>>77129343
>drinking
nothing but good clean cannabis for me, thank you
>>77129362
tap water is the norm here.
>>77129362
Costa Rica not Michigan.
Also, tell your mom her pussy juice is all the Canadian liquid I drink.
>>77129343
pilsner
if I'd thought ahead I'd have bought something canadian, but it's friday and I can't think at all
NO ERA PENAL
>>77129408
Old style is the stuff of gods. You found the rabbit yet?
Any goals?
>>77129400
i like you
You can come over to my house, and fuck my sister
>>77129343
i couldnt decide between canadian or coors light at the beer store so i got a """"share pack"""" of 24 beers, 12 each
best purchase of my life desu
>>77129408
any good canadian beer, i only know canuck blends.
>>77129400
>>77129395
Enjoy your poverty lol
>>77129440
nothing that's likely to get exported, but I'm in vancouver and there's half a dozen decent craft breweries around there
>>77129343
Canadian whiskey + coke
>>77129343
Coca Cola, I drink at least one every day, probably going to get stomach cancer but I can't help it
>>77129440
Pilsner, kokanee, and some of the craft beers from whatever city u are in.
>>77129440
>>77129446
>I'm a water sommelier
>>77129446
syrupland = rich
rich coast = poor... shit is expensive as fuck here i wish we were more 3rd world.
>>77129476
>>77129476
>he's outdone himself, lads
>fucking leafs
>>77129452
spotted the hipster lol
>>77129522
>not betting money on the based pacific coast league
>>77129525
but you didn't need to read past "I'm in vancouver" to assess that
>>77129522
>seriously having gayoffs
MLS is for casual babbies desu
>>77129541
thats the joke
>>77129546
>>77129452
I spent the afternoon at Foamers in Pitt Meadows. Twelve differnet kinds on tap today. Shit was nice.
>>77129544
Playoffs are the superior playoff structure
>>77129559
>>77129559
wrong board, dunkopf
>>77129581
>spend 3-6 months on a season
>none of it matters
>>77129522
league table + separate domestic cup > playoffs
>>77129452
>>77129467
>>77129471
bad luck no one sells kokanee, thanks
>>77129522
>Using a Playoff format
>In Soccer
Fuck that, the leaf's are doing it correctly for once.
>>77129343
Innis & Gunn original
>>77129600
kokanee isn't particularly good, it's just ok
chances are someone near you makes something better
>>77129600
You never asked if I could sell you any, puto
;_;
>>77129581
>Playoffs are the superior playoff
indeed
>>77129593
>>77129599
Your precious furpuck league has playoffs
Don't act contrarian
>>77129440
the best mass-produced beer is Labatt Blue
but the real good stuff is local/craft. not sure if they even export to the US tbf
>>77129622
you know nothing of the Playoff Play Offs -_-
>>77129613
Ok, come here with a family value pack of dogfish shark pumpkin ale and i'll let you stay at my home
>>77129606
World cup has playoffs
>>77129622
Looked more profound in my head
Playoffs are better than league + domestic cup
>>77129635
the NHL is a mess and your country is at least as responsible for that as ours
but it's a different story too, with the vast numbers of games played, playoffs make sense in a way, since parsing a narrative out of the league season becomes more difficult
>>77129656
cool, where are you
>in CR
besides that
>>77129635
If it was our league it would have 2x the amount of Canadian teams
Toronto not having AT LEAST 2 teams is criminal
>>77129648
old style pilsner is the patricians choice for leaf beers
>>77129672
Playoffs and playoff chases are more entertaining for a larger number of fans
Who gives a fuck about "fairness"?
>>77129683
>>77129683
You're lucky we still let you play in the NHL, son
>>77129675
San jose
>>77129612
>>77129610
>>77129648
thanks
>>77129683
Didn't they not apply for another though?
>>77129706
consider that you're talking about a sport and reassess your post
this isn't big brother or WWE
>>77129458
>600 ml
>not drinking two 3 litter botles per day
>>77129721
There is literally an arena built and ready to go in Hamilton but for some reason it never ends up happening
Meanwhile desert cities get hockey teams
>>77129715
I'll call an Uber
see you soon
>hope you have something to cool down this beer
>>77129726
Sports are only about entertainment
They have nothing to do with anything else
>becoming increasingly clear that our only chance is from set pieces
>continue to take retarded set pieces that are never likely to create scoring opportunities
THANK YOU'RE GOALKEEPER CANUCKS
MVP
C'mon Canada
You gotta score two!
>>77129746
sports are entertaining because they're genuine athletic competitions
short-circuiting that for better TV ratings might work in the short term, but ultimately you're destroying your product to speed sales, and you're going to have to keep destroying it to chase the market of ADD retards who buy into that
>>77129763
Our system seems to produce good goalkeepers for some reason
Because our defenders are consistently shit
HON VS CAN: DRAW
Fuck! Our football sucks
>>77129763
>thank you are goalkeeper canucks
what did he mean by this
>>77129686
I just watched Foobar for the first time and this is the greatest beer evar
>>77129777
I don't believe you or your trips considering how boring most leagues in Europe are
Hell England only has a decent title race every other year
>>77129820
you've been eating styrofoam for so long that bread tastes strange
>>77129820
bundes ain't bad
and the various cups and stuff
Anyone else actually kind of like the Canadian jerseys?
>>77129841
it's the bitchin flag
the anthem is also totally hot
Lmao
Canada is so shit
>>77129858
Tfw your country's womens team could beat your men's team
>>77129868
oh god, yes -_-
with nun outfits
>>77129833
>>77129837
The best competitions in Yurop are the knockout ones
>>77129858
>water is wet
thanks takayoshi
next shipment of all our best lumber is on its way
Honduras is now in Houston mode
>>77129858
Says the chink
>chanting USA
>USA is not even playing
???
>>77129898
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
>El romántico del gol
What a garbage nickname
Holy shit Ovidio. Fucking kill yourself.
We all are shit tier. Who would win this meme cup?
>>77129868
>canafeminists actually believe this
>>77129881
Stfu
>>77129897
At least we qualify to the world cup
fuck that was lucky
JUST
>>77129939
Dude. Sinclair would have at least two now against this Canda mens team.
DAVIES WHEN REEEEEEEEEE
It's ogre. Davies is coming.
DAVIES NOW
DAVIES NOW
LETS DO THIS
>>77129939
>beat such fine teams as;
Asia is a Joke
HA HA HA HA
>>77129954
Ready your anus the BBC is cumming
>>77129939
5th place on Brazil 2014, scum.
>>77129957
73 minutes too late
Honduras is killing the goal in Row Z
>mfw canada pulls off a cheeky meme cup win like they did in 2000
We absolutely don't deserve to get to the next round. I've never been so disappointed at our NT. The whole team should commit seppuku today.
EVERY BODY HYDRATE
>>77130008
there's 1 davies, not 5
>>77130017
aside from the godawful shooting from distance, >you've been clearly better than >us today
HON and Canada are shit. Semis: USA-CRC and MEX-?
>>77129976
>5th place
>in a world cup
No such thing exists there's only 1st, 2nd , and 3rd place and then there's everyone else.
>>77130032
>(You)
>>77130024
bernier didnt do a good job today
osorio is doing well holding the ball in on their end and allowing them to cycle
These 0-0 Concashit matches are the best. Not even lying.
>>77129939
Christine Sinclair would crack the men's NT in her prime, seriously
>>77130040
>(You)
凸
>>77130056
The whole team would crack her
>>77130008
>Canada defeated Colombia 2 - 0 at the final
JUST
>>77130032
Ok, my fellow burger. German world champion living in CR btw
Press H if you want Canada to lose
WHY THE FUCK CAN LEAFS NOT SCORE TWO FUCKING GOALS AGAINST HONDURASS?
WE SCORED SIX
>>77130056
please stop
sinclair is great and she deserves a ton of praise for her attitude and ability, but that's a million miles from being true and you know it
CLAIM YOU ARE SAWKER WAIFU
>>77130070
incredibly rude josip
>>77130076
not losing 8-1 is our MO here, everything else is a bonus
>>77129929
>La HACHE
What a garbage nickname :^)
>davies has been poo since coming on
its ogre already
>>77130087
>>77130108
He needs to warm up, also they're triple teaming him.
>>77130130
O G R E
>>77130100
>expecting anything other than garbage from a bunch of pinche mountain mayas and swamp niggers
imagine being an announcer and having to feign excitement for this shit
FUCC that was precarious
>>77130108
He's probably in bad shape if he didn't start
Considering that you guys clinch 2nd with a draw I don't know why Zambrano didn't just leave him on the bench
>>77130108
you can't stop the davis machine
>>77130127
dat tongue doe
HNNNNNNG
>>77130076
CR 4-0 USA. Yeah, why?
>La HACHE
>can't score even when there's no goalkeeper
KEK
cavallini was on the field?
>putting a USL player in when you have multiple MLS players on the bench
MY LITTLE SAWKER BTFO
>milk it for a mutually beneficial tie
>>77130145
so clean and pure
>>77130148
Not related at all
What's with GKs getting injuried all the time in this tournament?
>>77130100
We call our team: la "tricolor" or "la sele".
>>77130161
kaye was really good against costa rica 2bf
I didn't expect him to do anything in this tournament but he's earned more chances
>"""injuries"""
>>77130167
This is what I thought as soon as they put that graphic up for the first time
There is literally no incentive for either team to score, this is just criminal
>>77130182
A fucking letter
Fuuuu
>3 minutes
LOL
>>77130067
holy shit you're not kidding
what the fuck
Jesus Christ that was close
>>77130217
It was their D team and not properly motivated by Escobar anymore
why does Honduras have so many black players?
I thought most Hondurans were mestizo...what's with national soccer teams being disproportionately dark?
>Boniek almost scoring
is it 1982 WC all over again?
>>77130226
What is the Caribbean Coast
BORJAN
BORJAN
BORJAN
BORJAN
thank you serbia
>>77130226
Baffles me, m8. I've never met a black Honduran
>>77130226
Hondurans are the blacks of spanish speaking Latin America
>stepped on his nuts
>he got stomped on in the balls
FUCK HONDURAS
>90 (+3)
>0-0
right on the balls
>>77130238
The entire fucking Caribbean coast of Central America is full of niggers.
>>77130247
>>77130244
Black on black, so it doesn't matter
>Honduras wasting time
lel
I've seen worse
Honduras is a fucking piece of shit team I hate every single one of those fuckers
Pinto out, blud
not a single goal from honduras
pinto is ded
NIL NIL
WE did it lads! we made it to the quarterfinals!
Canadian football is alive and well.
This thread is now a Milan Borjan thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpemKbWUqW0
Man he destroyed that guys balls
>mexico-jamaica
>canada-honduras
This semen slurping sport ain't for me lads.
>First time into the quarterfinals since 2009.
Man, didn't realize it had been that long.
I'm not even sleepy at this point but I'll say good night /oro/ anyway. If there are any games tomorrow, I'll probably tune in only for the second half of the second game.
>>77130300
Get ready for Jamaica/Canada and Honduras/Mexico
>>77130310
Buenas noches
>>77130306
congrats lad.
Well Done Canada
>>77128126
i want (yous)
>>77128126
take you yous
>>77130373
Hey look Fernando made it
VIVA EL MACHO
>>77130425
Collage anon here, what did I miss??
>be hondurass
>score 0 gols
>get in only because a team you paid a team to forfeit
Imagine Alphonso "Testicle Torpedo" Davies stomping on your balls over and over and over again
>>77130531
>Honduras
>money
u wot
>>77130493
A canuck getting stomped in the balls
>>77130531
I would rather not imagine Alphonso "Scrotum Sunderer" Davies doing anything of the sort
please remember that Alphonso "Ballsack Blaster" Davies is still a child and should not be associated with such activities
this meme cup cant get any shittier
Saint Pierre and Miquelon team when 2bh
>>77130614
what is the press
saying about pinto
>>77130638
the press is focused on the fact that we went through, fucking sorry ass fools. 80% of the fans want him out and 20% are still defending him saying "but he doesn't play!"
>>77130583
Does anyone has the pic of Davies getting stomped?
>>77130708
well at least you made it
>>77130708
Pinto is not a good coach my fellow H. Literally the 89.2% of CR hate him.
>>77130824
>>77130708
What will pinto do after H?
>>77130729
Alphonso "Gonad Gnasher" Davies finest work so far
This a message to CONCACAF
>>77130884
Funny thing is this wasn't even a foul
>>77130824
Why did Pinto get so much hatred to not get renovated in Costa Rica? We should've seen the telltale signs
>>77130884
Thanks CanadiANO. Have the new version
>>77130882
Die probably. Or: LIGA DEPORTIVA ALAJUELENSE again. The Liga is paying $25.000 per month.
>>77130895
this, although I struggle to get mad about a call in favour of a guy who just got his manhood revoked by Alphonso "Nut Neutralizer" Davies
>>77130929
Dat braphog