/NFL/ - i'm done edition

>>77111337

1st for da browns and da binland

>>77111344
I spent the last couple weeks alone innawoods with vodka and lsd

good times were had

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Reminder.

>>77111666
hard to have a winning record when your likely to go 0-2 to the patriots. no one has won the AFC east with less then 12 win in over a decade.

so it's not a weak division, just a shrewd one which plays other tough divisions with the need for alot of wins.

If you made 2 super divisions. Denver, Oakland, NE, Pit
and Cowgirls, GB, Seetatle, falconts

it would be very interesting, but that would be PL euro league bs. Though playing your division teams 3x and the other division for 16 games of all primetime games would be sweet.

ranks 3 and 4 of the elite league play the best 4 teams from the rest of the league after they play all 11 other teams in their conference, their division again and 2 inter-conference games. (so Redskins, Giants, Ravens and Texas)

then semi finales, conference finals, superbowl

>>77112490
of course, if your in the conference semi-finales your relegated to the elite AFC or NFC division next year

>>77111666
Seahawks are 0-1 against the Patriots in superbowls

>>77111602
Hello fellow /k/ommando

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>>77113107
not even
too scared I'll shoot my self honestly
had a bow tho

REMINDER
KELVIN BENJAMIN SUCKS

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How will we do?

>>77113606
11-5
Wild Card
one and done against the Titans

>>77113606
obligatory 8-8 season with typical late season fins slide.

Who do you actually have that is good? You get to 6 wins solely because you have Bills and Jets in your division.

>>77113943
Ajayi's gonna explode m8

>>77113578
but kelvy benjy

MAKES ME FEELS SOME TYPE OF WAYYY

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Thank You Based Carr

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I'm excited to see our defense but deep down I know they won't improve that much.

17th for iggles

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>>77114168
Thank you based Carr

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>>77115647
I wouldn't be so sure my man. That front line of Armstead-Buckner-Mitchell-Thomas has a lot of potential, along with the Foster/Bowman combo. Throw in Ward moving back to S, Reid moving into the box and the addition of Witherspoon as a CB2 and we're not looking too shabby. Not last in the fucking league, at least.

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>>77111666
>Seahawks had the potential for a dynasty
>got Butler'd and never recovered

Press F to pay respects to Wilson (he's the only one I liked)

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GOAT mic'd up

https://youtu.be/8rvIwyikbRU

You wish you had him as QB

Is being a retard a prerequisite for being a tripfag or is it just a coincidence that they're all fucking morons?

>>77117927
We have shitty opinions so we compliment them with extra faggotry.

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Give me one reason why we can't win the owl year.

pro tip: you can't

The queefs will be lucky to win a single game this year

>>77118406
Your team made some nice additions this offseason but the defense still has too many holes for an owl. Jackson will have to prove to be a decent compliment to Ryan, who also needs to prove he can succeed outside of New England. Outside of Casey I can't find anyone of note on your line, and you still need someone to shore up your linebacking corps; Orakpo and Morgan put up good numbers but it doesn't seem like there's anyone in the middle.

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS FOR EDP

>>77117875
my man Matt Stafford. Man I just wish Calvin had stayed. we would be legitimate contenders right now. He was talking shit about us but I honestly wish he would come back for another couple of seasons.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/885894554439872512?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

COWBOYS BTFO

>>77118406
what the owl year anon

What am I if I'm a guy and not interested in American Football?

>>77119958
that's okay, football's not for everyone.

I hope you have something else you're passionate about

>>77117365
my main concern with the defense would be if they can stay healthy or at least have enough depth to keep pace with injuries, considering how much the defense will be forced to get back on the field due to our offense.

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Eagles
>tfw will improve but won't make the playoffs due to tougher schedule

>>77120050
What if my passion is sucking dicks instead?

>>77120160
Hey fuck off you can't pretend to be me.

>>77119958
>>77120160
then you're an honorary cowboys fan for life

>>77120160
Then you go suck dicks to the best of your ability, and feel free to root for the Packers with the rest of the faggots

>"The Cowboys, they win. They just don’t ever show up during the playoffs. They always disappear in the playoffs,” DeAngelo Williams said. “I’ve got a great depiction of the Cowboys’ fan base. During the regular season last year, they were on cloud nine. You couldn’t tell them anything because they were going to win the ’ship — that’s all they said. Fans just got extremely super annoying. Then, the minute they lose, they either got cheated, somebody was hurt — the excuses start flowing. It’s just amazing to me. That fan base just in general can’t handle defeat.”

Is he right?

Threadly reminder Michael Thomas is the best WR in the NFC South.

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>>77113606
>that flag
>that team

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>>77121210

>>77120237
Scar outta fucking nowhere!

>>77121143
Yes but its also true of just about any fanbase of a historically successful franchise

>>77121143
Ironic considering he just got done playing for the Steelers. I remember that stadium being empty past half time when the Ravens BTFO them out of the 2014 playoffs.

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NO MORE

>>77121210
>Mike Evans
>Julio Jones

>>77121393
He deserves a long violent probe

>>77119601
It's undeniable that Matthew is better now that he's gone. He's throwing it to more people, which is making him a better passer.

>>77121393
if he was a giant or patriot he'd get off with a slap on the wrist

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>>77121777
>implying the NFL doesn't coddle the Cowcucks

>>77121978
This. Michael Irvin stabbed a teammate with barber sheers ending his career and nothing.

Also Troy Aikman was/is gay and the league didnt punish him or the team. Cowboys get away with everything.

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>literally already been proven that he was innocent
>texts showed the gurl was straight up lying for money/to ruin zeke
>NFL still going to suspend him just for being accused of a crime

Confirmed the NFL is run by a bunch of dumb fucking escaped monkeys

>>77122251
A literal dindu

>>77121393
>Cowboys player committed a crime
oh wow color me surprised

>>77122691
>4 witnesses say he wasn't there
>2 courts find him innocent
>0 evidence to prove he did anything
>girl was proven to be a scummy liar

>>77122251
If I got suspended over something as stupid as this and had a big following like zeke does I would probably walk out until goodell got replaced.

>>77118025
word you're looking for is "complement" you illiterate imbecile

>>77123060
goodell is bigger than zeke, have fun being jobless

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Soon™

Was was Aikman never suspended for being a homo sexual?

>>77123145
Not sure if you've seen recently, but the Cowboys are worth over $4 billion, Jerry could get rid of goodell within a few days.

>>77123275
>Jerry is Zeke

>>77123316
Jerry has the Cowboys image at #1 in his head, and for good reason. If Zeke convinced a few players to walk out with him, you think Jerry would really blame his players?

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>>77121210
reminder to never drink water in new orleans because you'll turn into a retard (like this person)

>>77123275
if your proposal were actually plausible what makes you think brady wouldn't have done the same thing when goddell suspended him for practically nothing

do you think brady and the patriots are a less intelligent and cunning organization

or do you think tom brady has less fans and overall importance to this league than a fucking rookie

>>77123348
1 if Jerry cares about image he should stop drafting turbo niggers like Elliot and Bryant and alcoholics like Dak.

2 if the players walked out, you bet your ass Jerry would be pissed. Hes trying to return to the glory hole days and he needs his war daddys there to do so

>>77123454
*a less intelligent and cunning organization than the cowboys

Name one reason why
>Pro tip: You can not

>>77123549
Quality post. Really jogs my noggin

>>77123549
wow. what an empty shitpost

you've gotta be the biggest loser ITT to type some shit like that

why haven't you killed yourself yet pal?

>MIN:Zimmer to Floyd: You're cut if you're lying
Is anyone really buying the tea excuse? That's a ton of goddam tea

>>77123607
wait is this the same bucmeholdme I remember? cause if so then you've got no room to talk

this sounds more like someone making fun of that guy though in which case carry on

>>77123549
>x amount of playoff wins
oldgay BTFO

>>77123454
because brady is fucking 40 years old and can't afford to stage a walkout this late in his career. it would basically be instant retirement status.

>>77123673
is this the part where you make blind assumptions about my current circumstances based on shit i did and said years ago

>>77123774
brady doesn't fuck around with his body though. don't see why he wouldn't be able to come back so long as he maintained his diet and his training

>>77123686
Now this is shitposting

>>77123607
Fight me then

>>77123774
the same is true of any employee with zero leverage against their employer, which includes zeke too. he's making well above the average income for an NFL player so he's got value from a market viewpoint, however there are ZERO other football leagues in the world where he could make nearly as much over his career as he would in the NFL. if he walked out it would be just as much an instant retirement as brady.

>>77123842
it doesn't matter how well maintained he is, no one is going to want to sign a 41 year old brady if he walked out for a year, at least not for max cash.

How about Zeke acts like a civilized member of society and not punch women?

>>77123948
the quarterback market always has and always will suck.

Brady would find work instantly.

>>77123842
no this is the part where I'm wondering (under the assumption that you are the same person) why you haven't learned after all this time to not act so lofty and abrasive. it's better for your sanity if you realize that you're not a better person than anyone else here, and acting aggressively towards other with that kind of attitude just makes it seem honestly a bit childish. which is fine if you're a child I guess but at some point you gotta chill out a bit you know?

>>77123884
why though?

why should i fight you?

dude you're nothing. were it anyone else i'd probably comply because then there's the potential to actually achieve something you know there's the potential to pound you into an ineffectual nothingness, but you?

YOU?

you're already nothing. it's literally impossible to reduce you beyond your current state, so there's literally no reason for me to fight you

>>77124063
Heh....., let's see if u think I'm nothing after I.........
*teleports behind u and unsheaths katana*
kill you!
*kills you*
.....nothin personel

If you could pick any fictional peraon to play on your team who would it be?

>>77123849
>>77124063
Christ. Every time I see this thread these fucking retarded assholes are shitting it up.
Fucking terrible...

>>77123948
NE would absolutely sign Brady if he staged a walk out and left for a year

i mean are you fucking retarded? we're talking about BB here. he gives tryouts to nobodies on the street. brady would get an opportunity and if he still had it in him to play at a high level he'd start

also brady's not making max cash right now anyway. money's not an issue for him.

>>77124013
i'm not going to hide my contempt when i respond to literal shitposters that contribute whitenoise bullshit. i'm not sorry.

and that's the only person i'm being contemptuous to. i'm not treating you or anyone else, except him, like a child. you're cherry-picking one interaction and acting like it's my default behavior

>>77124259
Big Smoke just for the 'All you had to do was...' banter

>>77124270
Scar BTFO.

I think captcha is fucking with me it said pick football and it was all soccer

>>77123650
It could happen, fermented products produce more alcohol over time. As long as there's one toxicologist or forensics expert backing it up, he's good to go.

>>77124268
wait, what?

I'M shitting this thread up?

because i replied to a shitposter?

well that shitty logic means that you're shitting this thread up too you fucking idiot. kill yourself

>>77124236
see >>77123607
also don't bother hitting submit if your next reply is "fight me then" or a link to this post: >>77123884

because i will literally ignore that reply and act as though it never existed so you'd honestly be better served if you never typed it at all

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>>77124259
God

>>77124354
You just admitted to being a shit poster lol

>>77124323
shut the fuck up you stupid shitposter don't try and ally yourself with me

i don't want you ever replying to my posts.

>>77124002
What's the possibility of the Jets picking up Kirk Cousins next year if the REdskins don't sign him

>>77124419
Ah, there the good old bucme

>>77124354
>getting this defensive and writing paragraphs over a whole bunch of nothing
Sad!

SUSPENSION TIME

>MIKE THOMAS(NOT THE GOOD ONE) FOUR GAMES
MIKE FLOYD FOUR GAMES

>>77124429
5%, he's going to san fran unless the niners get the #1 pick or something

>>77124419
Welcome back

>>77124259
Pontius Pilate, the character from The Master and Margarita, not the real one. But as the Head Coach.

>>77124406
holy fucking shit dude are you literally retarded?

i'm saying that under that retarded fucking logic i'm a shitposter and he's a shitposter

>>77124484
He replied to you and you said by that by his logic hes a shitposter. Therefore you called yourself a shitpostrr

>>77124484
But u r a shit poster....right?

Turns out scar actually BTFO Bucme. Well played scar, some 4d chinese checkers there.

ban tripfags holy shit

no one cares about ur drama

>>77124526
THE ENTIRE POINT OF THAT POST WAS THAT HIS LOGIC IS RETARDED YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>77118406
The Browns

>>77124560
But you made an equally retarded post. Reading comprehension isnt your strong suit is it?

>>77124580
>but you made an equally retarded post
WHERE? HMMM? SHOW ME WHERE YOU DUMBFUCK

>>77124592
Here you go boy
>>77124560
>>77124484
>>77124419
>>77124354
>>77124270
>>77124063

Boy I sure love offseason /nfl/

>>77124605
you think you're being funny but you're not

now since you decided to accuse me of being retarded in 6 different posts, now you get to explain how each of those posts is retarded

failure to explain yourself means you forfeit the argument and i win

have fun, dipshit

>>77124629
no one cares about you your petty bullshit or wants to see anyone continue shitting up the thread with your estrogen-fueled drama. If I was the BO I would have banned all you tripfags ages ago, you're massive faggots and only amusing in a way that eventually turns to pity and disgust.

>bucme
>shitposter
Choose both
You do not have a choice because they are the same
lol

>>77124612
training camps start opening in 5 days!

>>77124684
you're doing the same thing as that other retard when he called me a shitposter

i was talking about football until this ANONYMOUS person decided to shitpost: >>77123549

if i'm a shitposter because i succumb and reply to off-topic shitposts from other people, then you're guilty of that exact same thing

do NOT act like you're in any aspect or any way above me. you are not.

>>77124746
Jesus just shut the fuck up dude, this is why you have no friends in real life

>>77124715
Speaking of camps they need to throw bucme on a train and ship him to a camp that specializes in improving concentration because hes all over the place ITT

>>77124629
>>77124629
>being this assblasted over anything
>let alone /sp/ shitposting
/nfl/ tripcancer is the pinnacle of autism

>>77124756
oh yes because when I perpetuate autistic, meaningless arguments it's because i have no friends but when you continuously reply to me and perpetuate the same futile endeavors it doesn't mean anything

kill

your

self

>>77124746
You're not a shitposter because you respond to shitposters. You're a shitposter because you respond to people making jokes with a fucking paragraph and then get peeved when people call you out on your autism.

>The few trips that actually talked about football on occasion have fucked off or died
>We're left with these fucking autists

Shoot me now

>>77124781
Trying hard to use big words isn't impressing anyone, we all still think you're fucking retarded

Don't feel the need to respond to this, I'm going out because I actually have a life beyond sperging out online.

>>77124784
oh god it just keeps getting better

the reason i'm a shitposter is because i respond with intelligent, sensible fucking arguments?

i'm a shitposter because i don't bother hitting submit if i can't substantiate my rationale with a few sentences minimum?

hahahaha. my god you retards just keep digging your own graves

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>>77118406
Because you still play the Jaguars twice a year and have given us a win every year of our "5 wins or less" streak of seasons

>>77111666
Nice digits

>>77124803
>Trying hard to use big words isn't impressing anyone, we all still think you're fucking retarded

A perfectly cromulent opinion that I agree with.

>>77124455
>not the good one

They're both pretty good

>>77124803
i'm not trying to use big words to impress you

i'm using big words because i appreciate a varied vocabulary and a wealth of words is a luxury that i don't take for granted

trust me the last thing on my mind is what you retards think of me

>>77124813
>the reason i'm a shitposter is because i respond with intelligent, sensible fucking arguments?
To people who are just fucking around? Yes. Maybe shitposter is the wrong word but it make you a little autistic for sure.

So how bout that football, huh

>>77124830
Michael Thomas on the Saints has elite upside, while the other one is just above mediocre

>>77124813
autism rants with a lot of name calling and curse words are not "rational arguments"

You niggers supported Jewdell when Brady took him to court, this is what happens when he gets absolute power

>>77124890
Thats because Brady cheated

>>77124847
Fag

Aldon Smith is being black balled harder than anyone and no cares

fuck this league

>>77124895
Not according to the laws of physics, but that was irrelevant to Jewdell because it seemed like a slam dunk when first reported and then the whole thing just became about his right to do whatever he wanted as commissioner

>>77124910
Hes a turbo nigger who isnt even good any more. You are right no one cares

>>77124910
to be fair he's a repeat offender

>>77124910
>suspended 9 games just for being assaulted by TSA goons
JUST

>>77124910
actions have consequences you dumb shit

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>>77124910

>Implying

>>77124923
He doesn't need to be good with that d-line he just has to show up (the irony hurts)
>>77124928
And that's why he went and got help
>>77124983
I'll wager that'll he be reinstated before Aldon gets a phone call

>>77124948
>>77124955
>obligatory meme reply

If/When Aldon comea back, he won't be wearing 99, a rookie is wearing right now

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memes

>>77124983
nah fuck this guy, his heart was never in it

>>77125021
>I'll wager that'll he be reinstated before Aldon gets a phone call
You do realize Justin Blackmon has been suspended for 4 years right?

Keep in mind that Josh Gordon still plays football

Post your top ten players ever and top ten players currently

Of all time
1. Tom Brady
2. Anthony Munoz
3. Jerry Rice
4. Reggie White
5. Jim Brown
6. Lawrence Taylor
7. Johnny Unitas
8. Alan Page
9. Dick Butkus
10. Peyton Manning

Currently
1. Tom Brady
2. JJ Watt
3. Aaron Donald
4. Tyron Smith
5. David Johnson
6. Julio Jones
7. Aaron Rodgers
8. Joe Thomas
9. Von Miller
10. Antonio Brown

>>77125035
No, Blackmon has severe anxiety problems which he has always used marijuana to help cope with, he's literally Ricky Williams at WR

Only, Blackmon's smarter than Ricky was, the way he sees it it's better to be a comfy pothead than a miserable superstar athlete contemplating killing himself every day over his mental illness

>>77125054
Damn, Aldon's going on year 3 now, but damn, did he even get a statement? I don't think Gordon actually played last year though

>>77125062
Good list anon

>>77125062
gay list, fag

>>77125100
Why tf is the league so pissy of a couple of puffs of weed? These players might be dumb druggies, but why is the punishment for weed so much harsher than the punishment for beating your wife/ kids?

>>77125100
The NFL never announced that Blackmon was eligible for reinstatement but at the same time no one knows if Blackmon wants to even play still.

>>77125151
Because the NFL can't make money off of it yet

>>77125169
That's an interesting problem there, side note, if he wasn't a Jaguar, I'd bet he comes back

>>77125150
Post yours.

>>77125100
That really pisses me off because aldon could have easily had 100+ sacks by now

>>77125203
>That's an interesting problem there, side note, if he wasn't a Jaguar, I'd bet he comes back
For someone with anxiety issues I'd imagine a small market like Jacksonville is a good place to be, but now there's really no place on the roster for him anymore. Smoking pot will get you fucked up harder than abusing your wife and kids in the NFL

>>77125062
1. Charles Haley
2. Joe Montana
3. Rice
4. Tim Brown
5. Jim Plunkett
6. James Lofton
7. Vinny Testaverde
8. Lester Hayes
9. Deion
10. Lott

1. Brees
2. Mack
3. Brody
4. Rodgers
5. Julio
6. Lynch
7. Clay Mathews
8. Carr
9. Cooper
10. Rivers

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1. BRETT FAVRE (BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE )
2. Don Hutson
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Reggie White
5. Ray Nitschke
6. Charles Woodson
7. Sterling Sharpe
8. Jerry Rice
9. Joe Montana
10. Jordy nelson

1. Aaron Rodgers~
2. Jordy Nelson
3. Tom Brady
4. JJ Watt
5. Brees
6. Calvin Johnson (>implying he retired)
7. joe thomas
8. joe flacco
9. joey bosa
10. julio jones
honorable mentions: Jeff Janis as sleeper GOAT

>>77125271
Notsureifsrs.jpeg

>>77125240
Maybe if they were any good, but losing constantly will wear on you a lot worse than any big city stress

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can the razorcakes finally do it this year

>>77125391
>2013

>>77125062
Dylan, dylan, dylan, dylan dylan! BECAUSE HE SPITS HOT FIRE

>>77125062
1. Montana
2. Rice
3. Tim Brown
4. Deion
5. Barry
6. Cliff Branch
7. Townsend
8. Charles Woodson
9. Favre
10. Bruce Smith

1. CARR
2. MACK
3. Julio
4. Lynch
5. *****
6. Brees
7. Rodgers
8. Burger
9. Cooper
10. Joe Thomas

>>77125524
Your list is so shit it gave me mustard gas

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>Zeke could be suspended only one (1) game
>Cowboys' first game of the season is against the Giants

WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW

you guys like me right

>>77125349
> t. Aaron Rodgers' "roommate"

Do you really really like women as well?

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>>77125062
>no Don Hutson

Didn't we go over this already? Hutson is the GOAT football player.

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>>77125635
yes, me and my wife are very happy, thank you~
:3

>>77125615
You tell me ;)))

>>77124814
This! How does it keep happening?

>I warned you about Jaguars brown!

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>>77125615
you're okay
you are no BB, p12 or sneak tho but I still like you

btw someone give me the discord

football

>>77125615
>Caring about the opinions of others
>on the internet
>on 4chan of all places

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>>77118406
Not as good as the Cowboys

>>77121393
This is basically the NFL saying "We found nothing but we don't want to look like idiots for keeping the investigation open for so long so we just going to giver you1-2 games just because"

>>77111666
the NFCW is weaker than the AFCE

>>77113606
9-7
miss the playoffs

I miss those team wives' charity games

>>77126102
they cant allow events that would give an excuse for miko to be miko

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Who is this?

>>77126136
Jaguars safety

>>77126133
>>77126133
I'd fucking love to see her get torched at CB

>>77126144
>get torched at CB
you mean maul WRs or even her own teammates like a rabid bear regardless of contact rules, even between plays?

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*wins the NFC East*

>>77126168
She could be a lethal S if she's on the rag

>>77126175
*half of the team is arrested by playoffs*

>tfw the only reason Old Bay left the discord was because he wasn't getting enough (You)s

daily reminder that the Bungles fumbled a playoff game with 1:30 left on the clock and possession

How have the Bills been so shit that they haven't made the playoffs this millennium? I don't carfe if they're in the AFC East and it's impossible to win the fucking divison, the Dolphins and fucking Jets have made the playoffs multiple times. How can a team be this bad?

>>77126341
>constantly talking about oldbay in the discord
>come out of discord to talk about oldbay
>being this obsessed over oldbay

>>77126452
Take your trip off Tiki, you're talking about trannies getting vaginal hairballs in the discord right now

Week 1 Picks fucking stone cold locks
>Patriots>Chiefs 27-21

>Bengals>Ravens 19-10
boring game, you can skip

>Bills>Jets 23-10 Bills
at home vs a potentiall 0-16 Jets team, Bills embarrass them defensively.

>Steelers>Browns 38-7
I don't know why the NFL would have them open them like this, at home too.

>Texans>Jags 21-17

>Titans>Raiders 28-24
Upset that sets the tone for the Titans

>Chargers>Broncos 24-14
Who gives a shit about this game?

>Bucs>Dolphins 23-17

>Colts>Rams 21-10
Who gvies a shit about this game

>Panthers>49ers 29-20

>Falcons>Bears 37-3
Game will be over in the second quarter

>Lions>Cardinals 31-27
Will be the 2nd best game week one

>Packers>Seahawks 29-23

>Eagles>Redskins 23-20

>Giants>Cowboys 28-19

>Vikings>Saints 26-21
Why the fuck is this monday night?

>>77126502
stop talking about oldbay

trips were a mistake

>>77126537
>Eagles beating the Redskins

I wish, but they'll probably lose as always

>>77126537
I can't even argue with this, I agree with all of these

>>77126341
>>77126452
>>77126589
Stop talking about me, also i could not care less about this discord thinks. There are like 2 non mutants in there worth listening to

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Who is a better fantasy value for the 25th overall pick in a half PPR 12 team league(beginning of the 3rd round)

>Allen Robinson
>Gronk
>Todd Gurley

>>77126950
Greg Olsen

>>77126950
Ibrahim Moisus

>>77125062
I'm bias towards defense
1. Bruce Smith
2. Reggie White
3. Rod Woodson
4. Lawrence Taylor
5. Ed Reed
6. Alan Page
7. Joe Green
8. Merlin Olsen
9. Antony Munoz
10. Tom Brady

Mostly old players that are still active, with the exception of Watt and Earl Thomas, but I do believe they're already proven franchise changers
1.Tom Brady
2. Terrell Suggs
3. Marshal Yanda
4. Larry Fitzgerald
5. Drew Brees
6. Earl Thomas
7. JJ Watt
8. Joe Thomas
9. Philip Rivers
10. Anquan Boldin

how long until fantasy football begins lads?

gonna be going all seahawks to see how far I can go.

>>77127231
>franchise changers
>JJ Watt
yeah changed them from shit to losing in the Divisional round and not making the playoffs in the weakest division in the league, such a great change

>>77126950
Gurley, if you're willing to bank on him bouncing back after last year.

>>77127249
He was good enough to develop a unit around him. When you have a good player, you build around him.

>>77127273
>build around him
>perennial 9-7s
this is why you don't build around a defensive end

>>77126537
I think Raiders win, but besides that these pics look great

>>77127314
It worked for Michael Strahan and the Giants

>>77127366
>worked
>took 15 years to win a Super Bowl
I guess

>>77127395
People like Marino and Fouts retired without a ring m8. Strahan at least got his.

>>77126537
Literally all of these are wrong. Why did you even bother typing this?

>>77127622
So the Browns are beating the Steelers and the Bears are beating the Falcons?

>>77124354
Really? Replying with a "kill yourself?"
Your posts are absolute garbage. You cause shit and reply with shit to everything and literally everyone hates seeing your posts and you're gonna respond with I should kill myself?
Fuck man... It is beyond time to ban all trips.

>>77127658
No but they aren't losing by 30. Week 1 games are almost invariably low-scoring shitfests

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defend this shit

>>77127663
Holy fuck...
This thread is the worst it's been in years. That bucholeme fag and the eternally fucking retarded old bay and also that fucking piece of shit attongarnet or whatever need to be banned on sight. You are all complete garbage. Complete fucking garbage. Just get the fuck out of here. Do literally everyone a favor you shitstains.

>>77127683
It's clearly a cat

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>>77126537
God I want Dak to step up with Zeke suspended and blow Jew York the fuck out. I think I would have to start masturbating if they won without Zeke.

>>77127683
Why bother? Tariq's a race-baiting cunt, who the fuck cares about a t-shirt design?

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>tfw as a seahawk fag I look at this season like a prisoner looks at execution

that OL is going to fall apart, lacy will get fat as fuck on salmon, Wilson will break his leg and throw 5 picks on the packers again.

it only gets worse once I look at special teams without hauschka and his autistic smiles.

>>77125762
BB, p12 and sneak are cancer.

>>77127727
>Zeke suspended
That was outed as fake news literally minutes after it broke

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>>77127734
glad to see one of you chucklefucks lives in reality

>>77127736
Did pp12 and bb ever dock? weren't they trannies or gay.

>there are actual people who think the Cowboys will be a football team this season

>>77127727
The Cowboys don't have a secondary or a pass rush and the Giants offense should be improved over last season.

>>77127767
So Schefter is just bullshitting, then? He seems to be the main source.

>>77127876
Never trust Schefter. http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2017/07/14/dallas-cowboys-not-yet-aware-of-impending-elliott-suspension/

>>77127683
B A S E D
I
L
L

>>77127231
Why Bruce smith?

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>>77127734
You have a ring. Now shut up.

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>>77127810
>there are people who don't think the Cowboys are going to change their logo back to this masterpiece

>>77128134
ummm sweetie that's our logo. stop appropriating KC culture ok??

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HOURLY REMINDER MOTHERFUCKERS

>>77128423
.>only 5

cute

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>>77111666

>the city of girl thomas

>>77128440

he'll retire with

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>>77128463

12!

>>77128423

>blowing a 28 point lead

I just don't understand it.

Falcons fans tell me how did it feel to witness this event happen?

>>77128559
I don't know because it was a 25 point lead

>>77128559
>the absolute state of Massachusetts schools

>>77127683
>defend this
Brown people are awful

>>77127683

>tariq nasheed

educating brown people was a mistake

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Raiders tbqhwyf

>>77127683
People like him are why I want death camps

>>77129206
When do the Raiders actually move to Vegas?

>>77129668
2019? I think

>>77129668
2019 or 2020 depending on whether or not they can shake down Oakland for another year at the Coliseum. The new stadium's set to be finished in 2020, so if they're booted out in 2019 they'll have to make do elsewhere.

Owl's gonna be Titans-Panthers this year lads. Roger Goodell is gonna have a heart attack due to 2 small market teams with no history to speak of other than some meme years

>>77129744

>panthers coming back

no way in hell man. they are gutter tier now especially with the falcons near them. though the falcons are probably going to regress hard as fuck after that super bowl loss crushed their souls.

>>77129825
>gutter tier
>defensive core still there
>secondary has more experience
>new receivers
>hopefully better offensive tackles
>in a division that changes every year
really they should go headfirst into old time run first football since they have 4 players than can be RBs now

>>77129825
>falcons regression
Not enough people are treating this as a reality. Outside of Shanahan leaving for the Niners, I'm banking on Sark showing up to games drunk again.

>>77127972
200 sacks

>>77129891

you just need to look at the Seahawks. couple years on and they still shit bricks about it. the falcons loss was arguably worse. they had everything at the second half and it came tumbling down in a near biblical fashion.

>>77127249
JJ Watt is a three time DPOY, show some respect boy>>77127252

>>77130318
>implying he deserved all of them
2015's should've gone to Kuechly

>>77130330
Carolina shoulda won more games then

>>77130336
>Carolina should've won more games
>15-1 season
kek

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>>77127683
Bill is just proof that people from Maryland are based as fuck. We are richer, more athletic and more smarter than all you poor pesants

>>77130358
Yeah I thought he wrote 2016, my bad on that

>>77130330
Kuchley is kill.

>>77130426
no

>>77130428
When were you where Luck Kuckly was kill?

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>>77130428

>>77130481
I was in kitchen
Watching the foot
then phone rang
is coming from in house
then who was phone?

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>>77111337
>tfw no running game for the giants again

>>77130490
>yfw you realise Cam is you're gonna go 6-10

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>>77130481
It was still very impressive that he was close to breaking it up.

>>77130490
That mother fucker was shell shocked there. That was bad. I mean bad. Dude was so fuckef up he thought ge was fighting dragons an sheeet

>>77130490

that was pretty tragic actually

>>77130559
>>77130499
>implying its the same play
>two different uniforms

Luke just stop before you murder your family then shoot yourself in the chest

>>77130606
Second was for>>77130490

>>77111337
>NE:Dwayne Allen not a lock for Patriots' roster?
Why is this a question, is he not not a lock or not not not a lock or something?

>>77130678
Translation: bellichick cuts another black guy

>>77128591
Half of our schools dont even have funding this year lol.

>>77130263
Seahawks have been to the play offs every year since the Owl. What are you talking about?

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>>77130733
>living in a poor state

Just kys massholes. Maryland will always be the superior Irish American state.

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>>77130753
Kek im from maine bro
and since when was this beef lol

>>77130771
Oh. Maines cool. Used to live in alaska so i know you know the danger that moose pose. stay vigilant my friend

>>77130753
A) Irish means poor.
B) MA isn't Irish. It just has irish people in it.
C) Isn't baltimore in maryland? Why is your state named Mary Land anyways.

>>77130740
>knocked off in the divisional round by the Panthers
>knocked off in the divisional round by the Falcons
the Seahawks are the NFC South's bitch

>>77130778
Yeah dude, i've actually been wanting to go to alaska for some weird reason. What towns should I avoid?

>>77130793
Read a book dumb fuck masscuck

>>77130813
Only the native villages out in the bush. Hit Anchorage, Whittier, Valdez, Ketchican, Seward, Kodiak, the ... of course these are like hundreds of miles apart. Like Charleston to New York distances. Takes more than one trip to see Alaska man.

>>77111666
Does that record reflect the games the patriots won? And why not count postseason victories? Falcons had a winning record if i recall

>>77130872
Ok lol, And id be staying there for a couple months.

>>77111666
Common knowledge at this point.

>>77130896
Then go o Anchorage its the hub of everything. Can fly sail or drive everywhere from there. Hit up Artic Roadrunner, Larry Czonka used to hang out there back in the 70's and still stops in from time to time i hear.

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any CFL fans here?
so far so good. it helps with the withdrawls lads.

>>77130958
If your city has not won a Grey Cup AND a Super Bowl you live in a shit city

>>77123459
thats rich coming from an AFCN fan

>>77131131
Faggot look at the state of the NIgger Filled East lol

>>77130518
believe in paul p. and the reports of both tackles actually trying to be good this offseason

believing is all we have

I feeling that I no longer want to be an NFL fan.

And all because of the shit that of the Green Bay Packers

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>>77131386

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>>77131386

what is this post?

>>77131407
>>77131419
If the Green Bay Packers are trash

And that's why I no longer want to be an NFL fan.

Only to become an NFL fan, until there is a team in Milwaukee

>>77130753

>maryland
>superior to anything except the fucking congo

neck yourself senpai, this is the worst state in the fucking union

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>>77131427
Go move to a real country

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What is the greatly pleasure lads:

Watching the Patriots dominate, or watching the Patriot haters suffer?

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>>77131607

>win the superbowl
>get substantially better in the off-season

Why is this allowed?