Official /afl/ Friday Night Game Thread

>nuclear families
>not superior clan-style extended families

get lost you fucking minge

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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who /dabloos/ here?

>>77109473
I just bet St Kilda to beat Essendon, and I know nothing of AFL. They have to win by 7 or more. Did I do good, lads?

bombers supporter here

we are going to get thrashed

>>77110343
we fucked, no cripps no carlton

Predicting the Bombers by 30 points tonight. I really don't see how Essendon aren't the favourites. The most Alpha team in the league will not lose 4 in a row to the most Beta club in the comp, it's just pants on head retarded.

Predictions for the match:
Josh Bruce will be a lone hand up forward kicking the most goals for the match.

Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.

Craig Bird will tag Jobe Watson's cousin, rendering him virtually ineffective.

Marty Gleeson will have his best game for the club.

Tom Hickey will get absolutely CRUSHED by Based Bellchambers.

Dyson Heppell will put a don't argue on Montagna that may hospitalise him.

Goddard will kick the sealer and sends Etihad stadium into a meltdown.

Final Score:
Essendon 15.15. 105
St. Kilda 10.15. 75

>>77110619
You fucked up son. BIG TIME. Time to cash out and reverse your bet.

>>77110741
I dunno, I heard Essendon's middle is hot garbage. I also have over 183 total points

>>77110755
>he fell for the essendon's midfield is shit meme
Take a look at the ladder mate. Essendon have a better percentage despite winning two less games. St. Kilda have been grinding out soft victories all year, and tonight they are due for a Reality Check against a team hell bent on playing finals. You better hope that Saints can at least mount a decent lead so you can get some cash out from your bet.

>Bombers out: Jobe Watson
>Saints out: Tim Membrey

Essendon tonight is an even easier tip steal that Port were last Sunday. Bombers by 20.

>>77110794
Nah I won't be up watching it. The AFL sharps all seem to like St Kilda though. Are you a Bomber fan? This one here >>77110633 supports my bet, which is reassuring.

>>77110831
>The AFL sharps
They don't know shit mate. They always jump on the team that's been winning in the past few weeks. St. Kilda had a massive victory last week and barely any of supposed 'AFL sharps' tipped them to win. But I did, and yes I am an Essendon fan but I'm tipping them to win. Cash out you dummy.

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>>77109473
Happy Friday /afl/. Hope you are all looking forward to some good games this weekend despite the scandals that are hovering around.
It brings me great joy to announce the birth of my 3rd child who was born three days ago. Unfortunately I will be away this weekend to call Saturday night's game in Darwin, but I can't wait for all of you to get to know him!
Cheers /sp/

Saints by 15 points

If (big if) I'm wrong at least we get roaming BT with orazio fantasia

>>77110897
Good idea. Think I might chuck a small amount on St Kilda. I really am keen for BT and Orazio though.

>>77110897
Ah the pleb, always confident in his blind predictions.

How about we make it a little more interesting then if you're so cocky.

If the Saints lose by the final siren you are banished from /sp/ for the rest of the H+A season. I'm nice enough to let you come back for finals.

If the Bombers lose, I will banish myself from /sp/....forever.

What do you say? Are you game enough yo take on Tip God?

>>77110920
This post assumes I'm a man of my word which I'm not. But that's perfect since neither are you.

So sure

>>77110942
I am a man of my word,I have the highest integrity out of anyone here.

Just let it be known after the Saints lose tonight, that I really would have exiled myself if the Bombers choked.

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Post you're degree, job, age, and income

Bachelor of Science (BSc) in Mathematics and Statistics
Chef at McDonald's
37
25000 AUD per annum

>>77110952
Gonna chuck money on the dons if lose i swear i will find you

>>77110961
nothin
the dole
25
$200 from centrelink

>>77110963
Good boy

>>77110961
Arts/Law at monash
Cento
28
Idk

>>77110738
>RC doing a rope a dope and instead of handing us a shit sandwich, he gives us completely accurate tips.

how does he do it lads jeeepers

>>77110961

Law
paralegal/law clerk/buttboybraaap
24
idk i can drink it away

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Your empty threats mean nothing you fat Greek cunt. You won't leave, and we all know it. You're a pathological liar, and your word means less than nothing here.

When you reappear tomorrow to drop more incorrect """""tips""""", I will remind you that you are worthless. I will remind you that even a bunch of nobody autists who congregate on this Turkmen goat breeding chatroom know that you are below them. I will remind you that you have not lived up to your own pathetic standards by failing to stick to your lower-than-dirt word. I will remind you to do us a favour and fucking kill yourself already.

>>77110961
N/A
Logistics
28
20-25K AUD

>>77111037
Don't worry Miniature Matt. I know you don't know anything about football, but calm yourself as I won't be going anywhere. The only way is if the Saints can pull off an upset which I really can't see happening.

>>77110961

phd in psychology
stay at home dad
38
$0 (wifey is the breadwinner)

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>77110738
>>77110741
>>77110794
>>77110868
>>77110920
>>77110952
>>77110975
>>77111059
>>>/nrl/
go home and stay there, wog

>>77111037
>phoneposter telling people to kill themselves
hmmm

>>77110738
Why are you so confident? I thought every Dons win this year has been rigged?

>>77111037
good post

>>77111073
Already in there, dickhead

>>77111077
trip on

>37 posts
>6 posters
KEK, nice "community" you have here

>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use

>>77110961
>degree
Retail Watch Technician
29
50k

>>77111083
>>>/nrl/

>YUH GUNT TIB ID

You plebs are going to be shut the fuck up once and for all after El Bombres win.

REALITY CHECK HAS TIPPED ESSENDON

LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT RC THINKS ESSENDON WILL WIN TONIGHT

RC HAS TIPPED ESSENDON

>>77111131
>>>/nrl/

>>77111110
based WABA

thoughts on collingwood tomorrow lads?

>Saints form
- Lost to Adelaide by 60+
- Narrowly beat Norf
- Beat Gold Coast by 30
- Narrowly beat Fremantle
- Beat Tigers by 60 (100+)

>Bombers Form
- Narrowly beaten by GWS
- Beat Port by 60+
- Choked to Sydney by 1
- Choked to Brisbane by 10
- Beat Collingwood by 37

You are literally delusional if you tip St.Kilda

Imagine losing to Brisbane lmao

>>77110633
The Saints meme will be exposed tonight imo

>>77111249
>>77111387
trip on

>>77111414
>people who have the same opinion as RC must be RC XD

>>77111445
trip on

Threadly reminder that XDXDposting is the sure sign of a mental midget

reminder that any form of XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget

>>77111491
>>77111496
epin

Just under 5 hours before no more Anne Erin for a month.

>>77111674
>>>/nrl/

>>77111445
fuck off wog

>>77111674
I mean he's not wrong.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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>People actually think Melbourne are going to lose to the Crows tomorrow night.
Kek. Melbourne have the most depth out of ANY SIDE in the competition. Who cares if Watts isn't playing, Melbourne have 10 other people who can step up and kick several goals. The Demons play best when they are underdogs and not expected to win.
Remember Round 8? Saturday May 13? Melbourne kicked 9 unanswered goals and absolutely BTFO'd the Crows in front of 50,000 Adelaide fans. The Dees know Adelaide's game plan inside and out, it doesn't matter that they are on top of the ladder. Melbourne are going to absolutely destroy the Crows yet again this season.
The Demons are going to show just how elite they are. Make sure to bet on Melbourne to win this game and to win the flag while the odds are in your favour. Everybody will be jumping on the Demons bandwagon in a few weeks time. No team will be able to even come close to beating Melbourne for the rest of the year.

>>77111917
the dees supporters are horrendous when they're up and about lads

>>77111917
I have this game pegged as a close one. If Nathan Jones were playing I would pick the Dees but I think Adelaide are just going to get over the line in the end.

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This senior executive stepdown thing has triggered the fuck out of me lads, you have a couple of powerful, influential men who the "younger women" (probably shit heel receptionists or PA's) are FROTHING over and will jump their bones to get to the next rung of the ladder and these guys now have to go through a living public autopsy. Where is the blame attributed to these home wrecking women? Nowhere. No where does it say the advances were unwanted or that the relationships were pressured into happening. Fucking hell what's the point of trying all your life to attain success when some young slut with nice tits gets a few drinking into you at the Christmas party and you take what's yours for it all to go to shit in the near future.

>>77111249
>saints form
36 points
>bombers form
28 points

>>77112019
The women weren't married, the men were
The women didn't take advantage of positions of influence, the men did

If you're """triggered""" by this, you're a few brain cells short of a human

Anyone got a stream handy? I don't have a telly at the moment.

>>77112081
http://firstrowau.eu/watch/554780/1/watch-st-kilda-saints-vs-essendon-bombers.html
bout ~30 from starting though lad

>>77112091
Thanks lad

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>>77112065
>tfw will never be alpha enough to pick up 20-someting year-old women in my 40s

>>77112019
More so they fucked up when they shouldn't have. Honestly if they were in a non marriage relationship and cheated, it be fine. A simple apology to make it go away.

No conspiracy mode is that Gil paid them because he knew they would fall. I want to know his ulterior motive.

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>>77112065
>take advantage of positions of influence
Insulting stuff. Women are intelligent enough to choose whether they fuck someone or not. Those women weren't being taken advantage of, they were expressing their sexual liberation.

>>77112175
I can definitely see the fuck up in them being married and I don't condone what they did because it's obviously a career ender if it comes out. Yet imagine how many hours they must have had to put in, not being at home, the sacrifices they must have made while their wives became fat, old, distant bitches and you've got tight PA's bending down in front of you all day knowing full well what they're doing.

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>>77112147
giv hot young secretary gf

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>Bruce mentioning Wimbly

FedGOD on 19 watch

Wow hope they sack Eddie.

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>>77112226
All you get is a good m8 at /afl/ to waste your isolated life with. Take what you can get.

>>77112182

>Insulting stuff. Women are intelligent

Stopped reading there

So when did Anne Erin return to /afl/ after being regularly told to leave back to /tv/?

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>>77112274

Kurtley Beale got cucked by the afl lel

>>77112286
He still a drunk vomiting or am I thinking about someone else?

Just got ID’d at Crown. My sharp new jacket paying off.

>>77112286


Hehehehehehehehe

>sacked less than 4 months after being appointed head of football/commercial
I sense some cloak and dagger stuff

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>>77112252
Better than nothing, I suppose.

>>77112282
No one wants him here but he gets into autistic screeching battles with RC so we don't have to and has had some good material so far. He's /afl/'s useful idiot.

>>77110961
Psychology,
Work at a bank
24
About 40k

so where both guys fucking the same woman?

Weird that both affairs came out at the same time

>>77112019
There's no shortage of young sluts with nice tits, why fuck the one that puts your job at risk.

>>77112286
Straffgod would be appalled by this problematic misogyny

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>tfw too intelligent to tip the saints

>>77112091
Thus stream is fuck

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>>77112369
Yeah I realised too late, glanced and saw a fedora so I clicked it, but turns out it was Straffo (PBUH).

>>77112065
based straffgod

>>77112348
because your entire slut pool is reduced to the women you see at you 14-16 hour a day job and because ANY of them will put your job at risk, so why not streamline your sluts and have them close to home.

>>77112406
go fuck yourself then beggar.

>>77112244
tennis/afl my only sports quad dubs confirm

>>77112406
enable plugins in the url bar and it's fine you useless cumfart. Don't ask for something then complain you sound like a nigger.

>>77112303
dont you not want to be ided?

>>77112244
excellent digits for an excellent post

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>>77112440
good lad

Someone posted this a few weeks back, dunno if it's up
eead93f88a11a0e136157441ce93a0b3bb63e01e

>>77112444
I'm on mobile cunt. Didn't ask for it in the first place

Serious question, is there anywhere around st kilda (like the carlisle/fitzroy/acland st area) that I could watch the game in?

>>77112448
if you're an older cunt it's funny because they think you look younger, think of it like salesmen fawning over older women "who's this girl, your daughter" type shit

>>77112472
then no-one is talking to you, you aren't even human if you're a phoneposter kys

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>mfw too sick to go to the game

>>77112472
>phoneposting

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ORAZIO SHITASIA

I just turned it on as ORAZIOOO FANTASSIA missed. Are the Saints playing well?

>>77112472
>admitting to being a phoneposter
>watching a game on your phone
just wear a shirt that says "spit on me" instead.

>>77112489
depression?

>>77112510
Yes, but that's not why I stayed home. I usually shitpost from Etihad
Got the flu

OH YEAH YOU WANNA POST IN TENNIS HUH LIKE YOU GOT A RIGHT??

SO I COME HERE AND POST HERE NOW

>>77112530
Please watch our sport

>>77112530
Will the St Kilda Saints triumph over the Essendon Bombers, BSR?

HOLY SHIIIIII

Daniher shanked that. Surely that's not an actual goal

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>>77110738

>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.

Absolute scenes.

>>77110738
>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.
REALITY GOD

>>77110738
>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.
RealityGOD

>>77110738
>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.

OBJECTIVELY REALITY CHRIST

>>77112530
welcome Ivan, please watch our sport and get drunk with us spasiba

>>77112582
>>77112571
>>77112570
>>77112562
trip on

>>77112570
>>77112571
>>77112582
Trip on

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>2017
>leaving Joey Montague alone on the fat side of the ground

ISHYGDDT

>>77112591

You're fake news.

>>77110738
>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.
Based Reality GOD descending to bless us with his wisdom.

I've seen Dachshunds with longer legs than Green

>>77112608
Trip on

Really glad that Hird has been welcomed back and will be presenting the Norm Smith medal this year. Finally the witch hunt can be left in the past and we can all move on.

>>77112611
he has legit midget proportions

where the fuck is st kildas forward line

>>77112624
Trip on Anne Fagrin

>>77112632
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77112593
>>77112624
Trip on, Anne

>>77110738
>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

chewy on the boots tonight

>>77110738
>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.
The narrative will be carried to term. God bless.

>James Pooart

bad goalkicking makes me seethe

>>77110961
>bachelor of creative industries majoring in interactive media
>storeperson/sales
>45k per annum

how am i doin la

Can my boy Gresh kick a goal please?

>>77110961
Year 12, Supervisor at an Abattoir, 29, $79k

tipped the saints lads

how fucked am i

>bombers only 15 points up
fold this pathetic club

>Jane Bunn
HNNNNNG

>>77112758
Saints first quarter is never their best, check back at 3/4 time

Meanwhile, jump on the odds while they're good

>>77112767
anon want milky

Prediction on target as usual.

>>77112770
Don't listen to this post. Start preparing for your short term leave mate.

>>77112767
Too bad she never wears clothes that shows off her figure anymore.

>>77112767
>he's a breast-guy

>>77112767
How dare you sexualise Jane

If Essendon weren't so fucking garbage St Kilda would already be out of the game.

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>>77112767
>ywn marry Jane Bunn
Why go on?

>>77112799
Being a tit guy is what whit men like. Loving ass is for niggers

>no memebrey
>back to usual dogshit inside 50 entries
can't believe >we're going to lose to essenshit

you feel like

fold this poothetic club

>>77112817
This.

>LE MOSED EGGSCIDING TEAM IN DUH LEEG xD xD

Fuck that. We live and die by the sword with our game style. I'd rather the team were more clinical like Carlton and we would close out games we should win.

>can't have any success
>can't kick a goal
>can't get out of their premiership hole

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>2.6 (18) leads 0.2 (2)

>>77112879
I know this is Wogality Con because of how much poetry triggers you
Trip on

>>77112883
At a ground with no wind nevertheless, pathetic teams, whoever wins will just be making up the numbers in the finals

>>77112905
If it were me I would confirm it with my trip on.

Bet you tipped the saints too you dumb fuck

DROP JOSH GREENE

2.7
two seven
TWO GOALS SEVEN BEHINDS
Fold this pathetic club

>>77112931
*3.7

>>77112926
No you wouldn't, because you post with your trip off constantly and your claims otherwise are lies

I hate everything about Essendon except Daniher

>can't tip sports
>can't pick a winner
>can't stop eating KFC for dinner

>>77112949
How much you put on the Saints at 1/4 time mate?

i told myself i was only gonna have 5 pods (snickers) and now the whole bag is gone :(

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>>77112979
>ever eating less than an entire bag of pods

>>77112979

5 is too little but how the fuck do you eat the whole bag?

I'm not fat but I've been portion controlling my junk food lately and it's so much better.

>>77112979
I don't know this feel because I have self discipline

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the essendon bombers have surely got this one in the bag, st kilda can never recover from this deficit

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>>77110738
>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.

Anyone here want to be my friend?

DROP JOSH GREENE

BRISBANE REJECTS OUT OF ESSENDON

>>77113036
Absolutely pathetic.

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>>77112979
>>77113023
>mfw pods are $2.25 atm

Cheeky umpire triggering Essendon fans

>>77112979
YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU ATE ALL THE PODS

>>77113032
>pulling out britbong """jinxes"""" because you're so desperate to remain on this board

Pathetic

>>77110738
>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.

holy shit

how does he do it?

>See that bombers have best 1st qtr record in comp
>paying 1.95 for them to win the 1st
>go to put $50 on
>reconsider
>change to $20
>tell myself ive lost too much gambling this year
> $5 for a cheeky punt
>"thats $5 you might lose that could go to something like food"
>dont bet
>dons do it easy

FUCK

>>77113044
will you suck me off?

>>77113027
>how the fuck do you eat the whole bag
how do you not? normal packs are easy to smash, different question if it was the "sharepack though" that's a 2 sitting snack or for when you're stoned.

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>>77113045
>tripfag
>calling anyone pathetic

>>77113041

I will but only if you're cool and not too weird. I don't have any friends either but I' still picky.

>>77113081
I'm cool and good looking. I need a friend though.

>>77113055
I can literally hear your clogged heart beating from my flat next to st kilda beach. You're sweating, RC. What's wrong?

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>>77113092
>I'm cool and good looking

>>77113100

I'd say statistically that 4% of us here would be so it's not impossible.

>>77113109
gonna need a peer reviewed study to back up your assertion lad

>>77113100


>>77112932
>>77112932
>>77113016

>44 goals most by a bomber since 2008

how tf is that even possible?

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>>77113120
that's my me lad there's at least 2 aussies replying, I don't have a gf

>>77113120

>>77112900

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who /FedGOAT/ here?

JOSH GREEN

IS

A

HACK

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>>77113135
right here nigga

Did Zaka mean that or was it complete arse?

>>77113135
Federer came from heaven.

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any resident autists got some elite spreadsheets to share RE the absolute state of kicking this year?

>>77113099
Must be the sound of your shitty water mains in your crappy flat near Grey Street.

>>77110738
>Joe Daniher will take a massive leap over Jake Carlisle, officially taking the highest mark in AFL history.
Holy fuck, even I can't abort this narrative

Reminder that Essendon would beat Richmond by at least 150 points.

>>77113188
Here's a little tip for you.

If a team wins and kicks well they will have a shocking night in front of goal the next week.

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>Seynts

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>6.10 (46) leads 2.6 (18)

>>77110738
*includes myself in screencap*
*posts to r/4chan*

Is /afl/ hype for EVO?

>>77113253
wft is EVO?

Rate my dinner /sp/:

Entree:
allens's snakes alive bag

Main course:
bag of chicken twisties
cheese and bacon roll

desert:
2 coles brand drumstick rip offs (chocolate)

washed it all down with a 2l bottle of coke

Any pictures of the girls who got the afl guys fired? Were they worth it?

Is there anything more pathetic on 4chan than being a tripfag and taking your trip off to reply to yourself repeatedly with things you wish anon's would say to you?

>>77113228
No. The way Richmond plays suffocates Essendon's dash and dare. We were lucky to be so close last time.

>>77113258
Fighting game tournament this weekend.

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>>77113263

>>77110738
impressive

>>77113266
ELITE post

>>77113266
t. jealous you couldn't make such an elite prediction

>>77113259
i wish i knew people like you irl to feel better about my own better but not great eating habits

how good is allens confectionery btw

>>77113266
Nope, you said it all Anne.

>>77113269
RC who is your flag tip? Is GWS a safe bet?

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>>77113263

>>77113266
I know this is a passive aggressive post directed towards me. But I would never do something like that, and I ALWAYS reference my anonymous posts with my trip on.

Tipping you will shamelessly continue to post here after the Saints lose tonight.

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>>77113294

>>77113253
not really. I got unrealistic expectations having only seeing Daigo's Evo Moment 37 and how hype everyone got, only other time I've seen the crowd get that hype was APEX 2013 SSBB I generally just wait for highlights or hype moment instead of watch it all

>>77113290
The Crowbots will light it up come finals time. People say they look vulnerable, I disagree I think they're going just nicely.

>>77113294
>ripped alpha rugby player gets cucked by a wog muppet beaker looking executive
legit giving up on women lads I don't know what you need to be, she's ugly as fuck with a jaw line to rival Johnny Bravo too

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>>77113263

>>77113318
>Crows winning when Geelong is around
Crows better hope Sydney knock them out before they meet.

Tipping the bombers have run out of gas and made every play they had planned for tonight already. Remember this is their first encounter this year so they need time to adapt to the style of footy.

Tipping we're in for a dominant second half of saints footy

>>77113340
a BBC rugby player at that

>>77113294
Blom((berg))

>you'll never get to be an AFL footballer and use the word "obviously" every single sentence

>>77113344
>Cats being anything other than choke masters
kek
KEK
K E K

>>77113316

Fair enough, but it is a lot more hype if you witness it live. They showed the top 8 for SFV on ESPN here last year but doesn't look like it this year.

Tipping Tippa tips the Dons over the line

>>77113361
Don't think the Crows have beaten the Cats this millennium desu.

>>77113294
>the Helen of Troy of footy codes

Tanning ages you early kids.

>>77113360

obviously is just the poor man's literally.

>>77113360
Is there one player who isn't a boring robot?

>>77113352
Why even bother playing that fat greek cunt's game? He's been wrong all year and would never have left, he had to luck into one eventually

>>77113294
Thought you were kidding but that's actually her, imagine losing your job because you couldn't resist a manjaw

>>77113287
i'm here for a good time not a long time

>>77113394
Sam Butler from West Coast

>>77113375
Adelaide were a bit of a bogey side for them during the Cats dynasty, it's irrelevant though. It's true Cats have had their measure since Dangerfield crossed over, but I think the tide will turn should they meet in the finals.

>>77113394
you pretty much have to be a superstar to get some leeway in what you say otherwise the board of jews at every club tells you to tow the line, I'd love to see some more personality in the game, would make player interviews worth tuning into and less mundane

>>77113394
>>77113360
yeah definitely

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Was it only the one girl who got both guys?

>>77113439
Nah there's another one

>>77113439
Maddi Blomberg and Ali Gronow

>goes up on tuesday and comes back on friday

your dad's having an affair

If my gf works in an office is she going to fuck someone eventually?

>>77113494
Yeah probably

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>>77113439
>there's another Gaki poster

>>77113459
that Ali Gronow looks like the type of girl who makes up for her looks deficit by being an absolute whore in the sheets

>>77113494
yes all women are the same

source: my gf cheated on me twice

>>77113494
If her boss wants a piece of her, she's going to bend over.
She'll either get a promotion or be able to sue the company for sexual harassment. Win win.

>>77113507
>staying after the first time
faggot

I'm 25 and I've had 1 gf before. She was a religious asian qt. She still cheated on me.

>>77113494
Most likely.

>2.7
>losing to essenshit
preparing to forcibly fold this pathetic club, anyone got a gun hookup?

>>77113516
maybe she fucked 2 guys before he found out

If there's no point in getting a gf, then what do we do lads?

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>>77113541

>>77113534
>>77113527
the first time was with another girl so i took her back even though i knew i shouldn't have

i'm sure there was more guys that i didnt find out about

Just so you know my wife "literally" beat the shit out of a modelling director agency who tried to have his way with her. Grabbed his nuts until he squealed like a pig then smashed his head against the table several times. Not all women are the same.

>>77113541
fuck prostitutes
not joking

>>77113550
baka and you still cheated on her

>>77110738
ELITE
L
I
T
E

>>77113549
>Turning your girlfriend lesbian
Heh.

>>77113431

and the moment this happens they turn into sad memes like that arse-fingering rugby faggot who shills underwear to bogans. Simple rule of thumb is that professional sportsmen are boring idiots. The commodification of """banter""" makes me want to puke. I'm trying to think of exceptions but all I've come up with is Matthew Liptak who became a doctor, and Will Minson.

>>77113560
A high testosterone, an addiction to sex coupled with a nihilist outlook on life. Not a good mix for a partner but she's stuck with me and I'll never do it again.

>>77113521
A religious mate of mine was with his gf for 5 years. They never had sex and were waiting til marriage. Their relationship hit a rough patch so she went and fucked someone

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i just wanted to discuss footy, not have my outlook on life ruined

This is going to end up being 100+.

I changed my tip because of Reality Check - thank you lad!

>tfw unironically an alcoholic

i have to drink before work every day and i sneak out on my breaks to drink

>>77113601
If you put money on reality gods tips you WILL "literally" finish the season with a tidy profit

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>>77113592
Happens everywhere mate, even football. You can't escape it.

Fold this FUCKING pathetic 'club'

>>77110738
RC only tipped it to happen once so it's invalidated

>>77113581
Pro-tip if your not fucking her within 2 weeks then you need to subtly abort the mission.

I'm just saying divert your attention to another woman instead of wasting your time with her when in reality she just wants another orbiter to feed her ego.

Why are they both from Sydney? are Melbourne women that boring and ugly?

Jake Carlisle

B T F O
T
F
O

>last week people thought st cuckda were top 4 chances

KEK

>>77113618
that doesn't even look like a person

>>77113615
Is he a guru?

>>77113646
RC is THE guru. Objective saviour of tippers everywhere.

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what the fuck

Is it bad to be logged into google?

>>77113662
Saints are 101-1 to win now if you want to double down on it.

>>77113615
>>77113646
>>77113658
trip on wog

>>77113678
>logging into jewgle
>using jewgle chrome

It's almost like you WANT to be spied on.

>>77113691
What are some nice aryan browsers and search engines?

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>>77113685

>>77113615
>put a grand on QLD by +13 on Wednesday when RC tipped NSW by 8
>win $7500

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>>77110897
>Saints by 15 points

>>77113721
>RC posts on at least 3 devices
Sad. trip on wog

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>went to pick up gf from train station
>shit kilda go from 20 points down to 40 points down

>>77113750
Why do you let her take the train so late at night?

>Saints posters last week retardedly complaining about not putting Richmond to the sword for like 2%
>About to lose 4% and 4 points

>>77113750
>went to pick up gf from train station
You can say "mum", anon.

Battle was a mistake

>>77113764
Because I'm not a /pol/tist or muslim

>>77113782
You lost the battle but you might win the next battle.

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>>77113770

>>77113634
>start seeing girl earlier in the year
>meet while out drinking through mutual friends
>hook up but dont end up going home together, she had work the next day
>go out on a few dates but she rejects my offer to sleep over each time
>I get the feeling shes a bit of a prude but also wants "something serious" and desu so do I, I sort of find it refreshing that shes not a slut who sleeps around. Wife material
>clash of schedules means we only see each other once every 2 weeks or so
>after the 3rd date I kiss her again and she seems to like it but we go no further
>after 2 months of maybe 6 dates she tells me shes going overseas for 2 months in a few weeks
>too busy to see me again til she gets back
>I tell her a few days before she goes that I really like her and cant wait til she gets back becasue I hope this is going somewhere

>she tells me she had no idea I felt this way
>ummm are you serious.jpg
>feel kinda stupid I stop talking to her for a bit
>she asks to catch up a few weeks after getting back
>get coffee
>seems to go well
>we kiss and she says she wants to see me again
>keep asking to go on another date and shes busy
>havent seen her since april

She was wife material with looks and personality but I have no idea what the fuck she wanted. I tried. Oh well

Can't believe I was actually looking forward to this game

>>77113790
cuck detected

>>77113770
EXCELLENT post
those autistic faggots were insufferable

>>77113850
simmer down Abdul

>>77113813
>a girl who rebuffs your offers without a counter offer is wife material
mate.

>>77113841
Yeah I thought St. Kilda would at least put up a fight.

Now Richo's just throwing players around like a drunk with a darts board. Game couldn't be any more dead.

>>77113813
hahahhaha you see the rule holds fast no matter what you think

sounds like you wasted your time over a few kisses for going on 6 months

i hope you learnt something

2 weeks or nothing

>>77113879
>not a poltist or a Muslim
>calls someone Abdul as an insult
mate are you having a stroke?

>>77113813
>>77113813
At the very least you should persist until you can see her again and ask her what the fuck she wants. If she's actual 'wife material' you owe it to yourself to find out what her deal is by asking her point blank

I'm not as angry as I thought I'd be.

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>>77110738
Makes up for your state of origin embarassment

who /dadons/ here

can't wait to see the boys get bundled out first week of finals lads

>>77113813
I don't even know where to start. You "thought" and "assumed" things you wanted, she wanted. You are literally projecting your desires onto her (plz no summon projectorvirgin) and assuming she wants the same. If there's one there I can tell you as a faggot who is maybe a decent bit older than the average of sp/afl, the adage "the medium is the message" if she is "too busy" to meet that means she is too busy to meet YOU. If she finds a man she wants to see she will move heaven and earth and her schedule to see him, or find a reason to see him.