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Age of the black man edition
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Cricket is gay tbqh
You guys are gay
Shitting on oval fields isn't even an sport
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>>77108787
Wow cricket btfo
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Poominy on pooicide watch
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need reality check to sort out my life rn
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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/jul/14/scott-ludlam-resigns-from-australian-senate-after-finding-out-he-has-new-zealand-citizenship?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Facebook
kek
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whites only
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hopefully zimbabwe win that test and the australian cricket meme can die forever
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Why did the last thread archive at 50 posts whereas the one before archived at 500
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reminder that t20 > tests

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jul/11/t20-twenty-20-tradition-the-spin-cricket
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nUWgUihBE

#elite
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>>77112130
http://www.cricket.com.au/video/steve-smith-draw-shot-between-the-legs-trent-boult-adelaide-australia-new-zealand-pink-test/2015-11-29

Smith's been doing this for years.
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SA 181 AO
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>>77112434
that doesn't look deliberate
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we generally win at nottingham but we also don't generally win 2 games in a row so my prediction is we could win or lose
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>>77112536
disagree
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>>77112536
kek math checks out
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is heino kuhn related to john smith?
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>batting first at Trent bridge vs Anderson and Bread on a cloudy morning
Hmmm
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>>77112499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqDrHOsWIxg

Maybe neither are deliberate, but I'd argue that it looks more awkward because Boult and Morkel are better than whoever was bowling to Sciver.
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>>77112700
generally if you can survive the first session relatively unscathed there are runs to be had at trent bridge
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>>77112737
according to the radio coverage it always was deliberate, they had a name for the shot but can't remember what the guy said
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>>77112814
This tbqh as long as they get going against stokes dawson and the like
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Graeme Swann is a cunt, Moeen Ali deserved MotM in the first test
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>>77112945
thanks for your opinion
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>>77112960
you're welcome,
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reminder captains pretend they would have bowled for mind games
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>I would have bowled
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>lelgar
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Amla will make a century mmw
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>>77112130
>discovered in women's cricket
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stephen cook would have a century by now
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shall be watching the footy tonight
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>>77113162
will smith is an actor m8
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>fart pood
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le dead poomunity face
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playing world of warcraft ama
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>>77113424
sad!
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>>77113440
but felmyst doesnt come out for another week
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>>77113440
me too, went downstairs to answer door, came back was dead, typical WoW day
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>>77113447
>private servers
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>>77113440
fuck off, watch the cricket
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>>77113454
>retail
>2017
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de kock really does look like finch from american pie haha
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>>77113455
got it on in the other window
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getting some natural variation in my dps lads
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>>77113477
legion's alright
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>>77113455
listening to TMS while I play
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Jesus christ that paddy power advert.

The absolute state of the British lumpen proletariat.
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>>77113523
aye it's alright, but it's not great either. and in yer heart you kinda knoo that although it plays alright, it's actually just... shite
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>>77113539
the state of you, you'll never understand test cricket at this rate lad
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>>77113576
wow doesn't require much concentration
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>>77113566
It's designed for the Unilad watching young adult male making a shit wage in retail jobs, wasting whatever money they do make on accumulators and "the sesh", while giving up on any responsibilities or material advancement. They know their audience perfectly.
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wood is so shit
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>>77113609
handsome lad though
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>>77113609
Decent pyjama bowler because he doesn't give so many runs away, but never seems to threaten to take wickets.

Where the fuck did this rain come from
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>>77113603
I'm well aware.

The existence of the lumpen underclasses makes me uncomfortable.
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>>77113623
is he the best looking man the north has ever produced?
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>>77113637
the only way to get rid of them is socialsm
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>>77113655
If by that you mean shipping them off to gulags then I'd agree desu. All of the ones I know were the retards sharing pictures of a dabbing Corbyn because £10 minimum wage innit.
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>>77113667
actually meant to write communism. the liberation of the working class is also its destruction. it's dialectics, innit
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truthy: no one actually enjoys watching Cook bat they just pretend to
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>The existence of the lumpen underclasses makes me uncomfortable.
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MUH RAIN
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remember de villiers kek
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12.45pm restart
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350 still on the cards at colombo
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holy shit warne with a beard
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>Craig Ervine has outscored every Australian player's high score in Sri Lanka
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is craig ervine the white lara?
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>>77113655
The peoples' flag is deepest red
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>>77113862
fuck off
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>>77113698
It only serves to remind me how far we are from an emancipated working class and how the society of the spectacle anchors false consciousness.
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>>77113882
a cunt that LARPs as Jupiter is literally exactly what the French want
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retarded review
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/radicalcentrism/
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if new wow is so great how come the subs keep going down huh
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>>77113958
because the last expansion was dogshit
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/zimbo/
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>>77113958
>if new wow is so great
I don't think anyone has said that have they? I play wow because I enjoy it and its easy to mess around on while watching/listening to other things
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>>77113996
I could never find enjoyment in WoW.

I'm a fucking weirdo who played eve for 5 years though.
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test cricket is quite boring
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>>77114051
umm no
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>>77114051
are you enjoying the Women's World Cup?
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>>77114051
>how to spot a pleb 101
or this is b8 and i fell for it
anyway heres youre (you)
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>>77114017
is eve really as autistic as it appears?
PC gamer magazine used to occasionally write about it and talk about big events and wars like it was a real world with history
is there just one big server?
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i think i prefer following test cricket to watching it. business idea: digitise test cricket
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>>77114107
I barely ever watch it, I mostly have it on the radio
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>>77114102
>is eve really as autistic as it appears?
probably a bit more
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>>77114102
Yeah it's one single server, most things are interconnected, massive market system for goods and resources and gear and stuff.

I guess it's fairly autistic, the game itself is best seen as a sci fi setting for players to do cool shit on and create narratives/stories.

The players aren't usually that autistic, although I usually joined groups in game that were quite sociable (lots of voice comms and we were pretty proactive in doing team based things). So I possibly have some sampling bias.

It was fun while I played it and I'd probably go back to the game if they sorted out the handful of mechanics and game design decisions that pushed me away.
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>>77114187
>reddit spacing
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>>77114204
Is it? I always use full line breaks when I post. Although I usually post in /fit/

Why is it called reddit spacing? Is it a default style setting there?
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>>77114273
>I always use full line breaks when I post.
why
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>>77114304
It's an old habit from posting on forums I suppose
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>>77114328
Or i have autism. Hard to say.
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what's monty's booze of choice?
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>>77114387
buckfast
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>>77114504
tell me about him
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>>77114539
He is one of the eleven best cricketers England has to offer
>mfw
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>>77114598
you have 2 good players
your team is shit
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>England are LITERALLY going to lose the Ashes to unemployed amateurs
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KEK

give up Joe
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>>77114204
i fuckin hate this muh reddit spacing meme so much people have been doing it for years
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Warner
Stalin
Khawaja
Smith*
Handscomb
Maxwell
Wade+
Cummins
Starc
Pattinson
Hazlewood
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>>77114790
>Wade
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>>77114790
>Stalin
lolwut
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>>77114830
Renshaw=Cтaлин
MaxGOD=Tpoцкий
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>Coon
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HEINEKEN
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shit
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rugby
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think england should try to bowl sith efrica out for as few runs as possible
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>cook dropping a catch
time to check out piers morgan's twitter
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cook drops the ashes
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love cricket
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>>77114780
it's a legitimate complaint
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>>77116588
really isn't
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>>77116655
really is
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>>77116743
nah
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West Indies are fixing themselves lads
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watching the zim-sri lanka higlights ama
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>>77116968
any good ones?
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>>77116988
just watching some short youtube highlights
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>>77117064
any good ones?
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>>77117093
no :(
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is there anything more reddit than being a libertarian?
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>>77112474
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the fucking kyle abbott meme has to die, just reading some casual's comment in the cricinfo section
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>>77113112
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more like black manlet
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>>77117378
The whining about Rossouw is probably even worse. Averaging 19 with 5 ducks in 13 innings but apparently it's terrible he can't play for SA anymore. Losing Harmer to Kolpak is an actual concern (since he's better than Maharaj) but SA are just fine without Abbott and Rossouw.
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shall watch a movie and then go to bed
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>>77118028
what movie mate?
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>>77118052
a porno
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thinking "Power Bangers"
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maybe "Missionary Position: Impossible 2"
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>>77118192
>>77118179
shit taste fampai
"emo girl wants to suck dick more than she wants to die" is a timeless classic, i would recommend
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>>77118260
that is piquing my interest
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>>77118260
just had a quick look, not impressed
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>>77118351
not my fault you have shit taste lad
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GOTH GIRL WANTS TO CUM MORE THAN SHE WANTS TO DIE is certified kino
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>>77118374
hahaha the absolute madman unironically watched it
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bavuma to score an attractive 30-40 and get out
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>>77117382
kek
>>77117335
kek
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just realized how old du plessis is

can he do a misbah and lead sa for another 12 years?
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>>77118557
fuck he is ancient
what the fuck his debut wasn't that long ago
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I hope >we draw this series that way everyone is happy
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>>77118698
not gonna happen
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>>77118508
tipping a muscular century
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>naff poo plebwee
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I reckon Saffers can still make 450 from here
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>>77118814
nah this is it
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>>771188143
you high mate? 350 at most
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Are we fucked when Broad and Anderson retire?
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south africa look like a good side until you get to bavuma, then its a complete batting shitshow.
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>>77118744
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>>77119122
>lelgar and Heineken opening
not really
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just fell asleep lads
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>18 posters
J U S T
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>>77119667
Then how did you post this hmmmm
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just rawdogged redditlad's mum lads
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going to watch evo lads
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My prediction of 450 is looking good so far
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Ben 'for a full toss I'm the boss' Stokes
Ben 'bowling a pie? I'm your guy' Stokes
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>>77120871
I'll eat my own shit if saffers make that
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Anyone watching the meme20? Pissing down in Manchester but the umpires aren't bringing them off lel
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>>77122904
would you eat it with a knife and fork or spoon?
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woke up
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http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/1109957/ellyse-the-incredible
good read
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Taking a big poo peeland right now lads ama
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>>77129614
what's his name ahahah
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>>77129568
the German was dick-in-hand reading this
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good weather today
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zimbabwe
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>>77132085
> looks like my ex gf with same last name
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Australia Women
South Africa Women


England Women
West Indies Women


India Women
New Zealand Women


Pakistan Women
Sri Lanka Women

all starting at 11:30 cest/10:30 bst
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>>77128531
Yes
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Poostralia
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would like to glass george dobell
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tuning into the cricket lads
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shaun pollock is taller than i realized
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watching the cricket lads
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OUT
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been working all day lads
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>>77133387
lol!
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this is the worst anglo sport
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>>77133443
t.brainlet
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>>77133467
indians have the lowest iq of the world and they are good at this crap, even though they suck at literally every other sport
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elite
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>>77133480
new zealanders have the lowest iq of the world and they are good at rugby, even though they suck at literally every other sport
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>>77133480
t.brainlet
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argentinians have the lowest iq of the world and they are good at choking in wogball, even though they suck at literally every other sport
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>the polo autist is here
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cremer bowling well
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>>77133549
cricket really triggers him for some reason, i think his wife left him for a cricket player
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if Anderson actually comes out for the Ashes it is going to be a Dravid-tier humiliation to end his career
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OOOOOOOH JIMMY JIMMY
JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY ANDERSON
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>>77133624
Cannot wait to see him and Stuart Fraud fail
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england will win by 9 wickets

screencap this post
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duanne olivier is one ugly cunt
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>>77133443
Umm no sweetie it's the best
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>this team humiliated Australia at home
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>>77133549
Still baffled at how someone can pretend to like polo of all things
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I still reckon Saffers can make 450 from here
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reminder that this sequence of events occurred

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djbGMFQXfwU
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>>77133739
>zim gonna beat sri lanka
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>>77133805
Yeah them too
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hope jennings gets a duck
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>>77133770
The series that got me watching cricket again
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>>77133830
casual
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>>77133838
t.brainlet
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>>77133838
Basically I fell for the study meme in high school and didn't have time for it. My friends at uni were those people who pretended to like soccer to be """cultured""" and european so I unironically forgot about cricket for a bit.
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i’m hypnotized by your name
i wish this night would never end
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>>77133894
yeah Zachy B has a good ring to it
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Cook will be gone for under 10 runs, Jennings maybe less and Ballance is useless.Need a better 1-2-3.Move Root back to 3 and get my boy Joe Clarke in at 4.
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>>77133480
>indians have the lowest iq of the world
>what are australoids
>what are congoloids
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>deftones
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>>77133918
really think that cook is past it
what was the last notable innings he played, the UAE one two years ago?
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want to be gal gadot's goy toy
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Tell me about Chelmsford
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I want her to annex my penis and bomb my gaza strip
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>>77133968
Good taste my man I can't blame ya
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Reckon Kane could knock a ton with a kookaburra Kashmir willow
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>>77133980
Chelmsford is an English city northeast of London. Hylands House, built in 1730, has restored interiors and vast parkland. Chelmsford Cathedral features stained glass and a colourful ceiling. To the southeast, RHS Garden Hyde Hall has hilltop views and includes a rose garden and a woodland garden. Nearby, Tropical Wings Zoo has a walk-in enclosure with butterflies and birds.
Weather: 19°C, Wind SW at 12 mph (19 km/h), 64% Humidity
Population: 168,310 (2011)
Shire county: Essex
Sovereign state: United Kingdom
Postcode district: CM1, CM2, CM3
Local time: Saturday 11:56

>>77133982
Kek
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>>77133953
He has had some good 50s tbf, I wouldn't be so quick to write him off, he can still rattle off the odd big score which is as much as you can ask for an opener really.Jennings is terrible though and would be playing for South Africa if not for the quota.
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>>77133999
reckon smith could do it with one of those plastic bats you get at schools
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>>77134008
Yeah if they use the soft ball that comes with it
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>>77134035
that's pretty hard to hit a good distance but I reckon he could do it
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fucking hate jennings
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>>77134096
want him to succeed myself because I want Hameed to amount to nothing causing Daniel to kill himself
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>*nglish openers
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natural variation in my motivation to work today lads
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distinctly remember spamming BASED WARNER BASED WARNER after he scored an early boundary here during the last ashes only for him to get out immediately after I posted it
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>10.40
>Cook's average against Philander - 52 runs, 5 wickets in 9 inns. It is the most Philander has dismissed any batsman in his career.
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stream link?
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>>77134200
r* d d it.com/r/Cricket/wiki/livestreams
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natural variation in my sexuality today lads
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need a gf
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>the kingdom of >us
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Someone post the Joe Poot pasta
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>>77134343
clueless as to what you mean
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Anyone else a r/cricket moderator here apart from me?
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>>77134389
definitely aspire to be one
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>when your spinner is a consistently better batsman than your openers and your no. 3
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When will Moeen finally be given the captaincy?
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>>77134316
That's gay mate
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gauging interest on me starting a new narrative
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zimbabwe
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>>77113684
"If we give fags rights they'll stop shoving it in our face"
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chris morris is fucking trash
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AMA
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Chris Morris, excellent satirist, shocking test bowler.
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>>77134521
saxon
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>poorris
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Zimbabwe 356
Sri Lanka 293/7 (83.0 ov)

at close of play
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duanne olivier is fucking trash
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>>77134552
are the covers ready to come on?
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ugly people should be banned from professional sport. y/n?
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>>77134654
It'd kill tennis
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>>77134654
nah want a decent cricket side here
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>be cricinfo
>know that 100% of people who visit me come mainly to see the scorecards
>Make the main link some shitty article from a b-list sports writer who couldn't get a job at an actual newspaper or media company, with an obscure link to the actual scorecard tucked away underneath
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Root will make between 50 and 100. screencap
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>>77134738
that's a funny way of writing double century.
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>>77134712
I visit for the seething Indians.
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>>77134712
>website relyon on ad revenue trying to increase its traffic
shocking
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>>77134780
How would that increase traffic?
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>>77134654
racist
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>>77134799
more clicks and stuff
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>>77134799
2x clicks by retards who can't navigate the site
the scorecard link is right under the main link
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cricinfo-stats and records
cricbuzz-everything else
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Heard the aussies are looking for cricketers to play for them?

More than happy to put my hand up.
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>>77135087
does russia even have a cricket team?
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>>77135087
Ivan what are you doing here?
My guess is proxy or expat
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>>77135087
>>77135110

fucking commies ruin everything
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Business idea:
10 day cricket
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Business proposition:
Cricket on ice
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Business idea: bring back Lyth
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>>77135761
been posting this for two years
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shall play guitar until my neighbours tell me to stop tonight
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>>77135761
thinks he's the English Warner lad

Gubbins IN
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aliviro peitersen
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surprised that took that long
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>>77135994
thought that was hales
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>>77136274
Hales could unironically do a job lower down the order imo, just never as an opener again.Tbf he is trying to reinvent himself for Nottinghamshire in that way so maybe he has a shot.
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>>77136311
England don't need more lower order batsmen though
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>>77136342
Ballance definately can fuck off
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any copypasta about how cricket is the greatest sport ever?
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>>77136369
Need to get James Taylor a heart transplant
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>>77136387
yeah one danny wrote
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>>77136342
This is mostly true, 4-7 is pretty set in stone.But it doesn't hurt to have competition.
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>>77136401
feel so fucking bad for him

imagine dedicating your life entirely towards something and the moment you're about to achieve it you find out it will literally kill you
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>>77136424
lemme see. daniel spouting might be just what i need
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Lyth
Cook
Root
Hales

Top order done
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>>77136452
Cricket, to me, is an epic. It is unlike any other sport. Every single match is like a total battle between two teams, with battles within battles all over it. As Ian Chappell said, cricket is not a team sport, it is an individual sport played in groups. It is the sum of one team versus the sum of the other.
T20 is shit. Sometimes I have to walk around it and be like "eh it's okay" as to not offend people but being brutally honest, it's fucking garbage. It's all luck and power, there's no grace or subtlety or finesse. Cricket is elegant and smooth and skilful. T20 is brash and crude and juvenile. Whenever I watch a T20 I see no slips, no catchers, no interesting tactics. I see a bowler bowling a rank full toss, a batsman slashing aimlessly at it and getting caught. A bad ball, a bad shot - a wicket. It's almost always like that. A good ball in test cricket is beautiful.
To me, cricket is insanely unique and all of the uniqueness in it is in Test cricket and only test cricket. ODIs are this lame middle ground that honestly manage to be even worse than T20s at times. If you want wild swinging for the hills and bowlers deceiving batsmen with pace, watch baseball. Seriously, there is basically no difference between T20 and baseball. You want ""tight finishes"" watch basketball. T20 is an attempt to make cricket like every other sport on the planet and it sucks all of the things that make it unique and beautiful out of it. Imagine if golf made all the holes 2m wide and the courses 3 holes long. Imagine if tennis changed scoring to first to 10 rally wins is the winner. Imagine if rugby removed the penalty goal. Cricket shouldn't be about explosions and cheerleaders, because there are so many other sports that do that stuff so much better. Cricket is about tea and strike rates of 42 and leaving the ball and Alastair Cook and seam positions and how many slips you need and complex fluid dynamics. That's why I like it.
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>>77136448
I hope he finds his place in the media circuit and makes a good career of it. He's doing some coaching with northants' 1 day teams as well, so I guess he's making the best of an awful situation.
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>>77136515

tx senpai
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>>77136522
good to see the ECB helping him out despite getting no benefit out of doing so

that's a big thing with the AFL clubs over here. Once a player retires they go from making an average of 300k a year to jack shit because they're generally fucking mongs and have no qualifications whatsoever. The clubs generally try to teach them how to handle the transition, they given them the opportunity for further education when playing and give them all kinds of courses on how to run businesses or whatever. They also try to help out the players a lot as people. When Ben Cousins got dropped by West Coast after having a complete mental breakdown over his drug and personal life problems he got picked up by Richmond despite being out of his prime partially because they wanted to try to help the bloke out.
from what I've heard the EPL is the complete opposite and just let the players fuck off and do their own thing, causing a lot of them to go bankrupt
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Yorkshire pride world wide

Lyth
Lees
Root
Kohler-Cadmore
Bairstow
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>>77136705
I'm not sure how much of it is the ECB and how much is other broadcasters. I know he's always been pretty popular with cricket pundits and journalists so I imagine they'd have done all they can to help him even if the ECB didn't.

The FA are currently running several schemes to help retiring football players. The biggest problem is the lower league professional players, who don't earn much more than the median wage over the duration of their 15 year career and then they retire from football and need to make their way in the world.

It's a real shame I think, people often think of footballers earning hundreds of thousands a week but the majority of professional players earn nowhere near that level. As soon as their careers are over the clubs they were part of don't have the resources to support them, despite English football as a whole being unbelievably wealthy.
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want to know all there is to know about test cricket
think I'm almost there
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>>77137054
>want to know all there is to know about test cricket

then you would have to know why englands top order is so shit and that's impossible to fathom
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>>77137054
Know that any English batsman would average at least 10 higher if they were batting for ANY other nation.
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>>77137054
5 days
2 innings each
90 overs a day
no limit to bowlers overs
if the team batting first has a lead of 200 after the other teams first innings score it may force the other team to bat again(follow on)
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>>77137130
yeah it's because they're shit players
>>77137133
I know too much to believe that
>>77137136
yeah think I got a handle on that
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>Morris and Olivier are so shit they have to bring Morkel back on and bowl him into the ground
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When did Steyn last play?
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>>77137280
last year november at the waca
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Cricket is tantamount to sodomy and you cannot dispute that
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oh dear there goes england's batsman.
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>poot
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>>77137335
thought that but seemed to remember him playing pyjamas at some point
what's his deal, is he coming back soon?
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>>77137584
most papers here says he will be fit again late july
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>it's a root fails to convert episode
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>>77137604
glad to hear it, been a devoted fan since he came here in 07/08
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Why isn't de Villiers playing lads
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>>77137680
He wants to focus on a form of the game that he's shit at
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>>77108775
Is Bavuma a different ethnicity to Rabada? Both are full blooded blacks, but they look very different
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>>77137680
he is focusing on shortform, he is 33 so is looking to make as much as he can in his few remaining years.
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time for work
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stokes will be out in the teens
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>>77137877
I reckon
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Hameed is doing a bit shit recently
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>>77137995
yep, but he is still very young

>>77137877
close
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kek

KEK
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>31 minute duck from Ben Stokes
lel
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good cricket wicket this
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>>77137877
the city of (me)
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Thank Your Lucky Stars is so shit I really can't believe it was written by the patricians responsible for the hit song Norway off Teen Dream
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>>77137877
>stokes will be out in the teens
>gets a duck

you should lurk more before posting your delusional opinions
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>>77138174
used to be is my fav song on that album
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really regret buying this album

I was at the store and saw if for $30 and thought fuck that's cheap and I love Beach House (hadn't listened to Depression Cherry either at that point) and it turns out it was a giant fucking turd
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muh love island, shut up shane warne
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just want to be more of a normie
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>>77138496

Normie here, want some pointers?
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>>77138528
how do I stop becoming autistically obsessed with things such as test cricket
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>>77138550

Actually not a normie then, I once left a date early to watch the final session of a day 3 ashes match.

I can't really help you with that other than trying to hide your power level.
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Have we reached a stage where Moeen is actually good?
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not a bad ball lads
what do you guys think?
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wowee
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fuck this is bad
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Spin bowling kino
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tell me about Dawson's batting record
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jaffer
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>>77138550
Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly
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first run for dawson in the series
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>>77138597
yeah I've done this too
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>>77138751

Have you considered homosexuality? Could get an inbred Bangladeshi bf with great knowledge of cricket and a decent googly.
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>>77138850
a genuine option
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Maharaj>Moeen if I'm honest
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>>77138874
thanks for your honesty lad
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Moeen>Maharaj if I'm dishonest
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>>77138919

I hope your pants are on fire, you L I A R.
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>>77138919
i dont appreciate that dishonesty lad
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>>77138951
>>77138947
sorry lads
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South Africa's game to lose
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what's the most reddit dismissal?
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>>77139076
Caught and bowled
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>>77139076
stumped
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quality umpiring right there
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>nasser mentioning abbott
SHUT THE FUCK UP HE IS FAT AND SHIT
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tipping an English victory
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>>77139528
same
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Whatever the result we've all had fun and that's the most important thing
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>>77139584
sounds like my U 12s coach after we got bowled out for 30
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>>77134804
as expected from germany
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maharaj is still trash
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There's a distinct lack of darkies in the England team, I'm not impressed.
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well shit
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>leli
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I reckon Joe Root could win Wimbledon
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>dentist
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Is Morris elite?
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>>77138496
Stop masturbating to anime then lad
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>>77139744
no
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>>77139747
I don't like anime at all and really am a borderline normie, I'd just like to take that final step
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>>77139777
what are you even talking about
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I'm not a fan of the name cricket I think it needs rebranding
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i watch animes
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Missed the good old English middle order collapse
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dawson is so bad
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>>77139777
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reckon the final step is not asking 4chan how to be more of a normie
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>>77139850
Wacky wacky boom boom?

>>77139856
A Brazilian cricket watching weeb now I've seen it all
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>>77139953
yeah that's probably true
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Or don't use the word normie
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>>77139987
all fair calls
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Bloody good atmos desu
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>>77139987
i think it's still fun to use it as a derogatory term for someone who's just like a really normal and ordinary person
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Good innings we should be able to push for victory from here
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england have got this in the bag, not even joking. sun will come out and will become a batting paradise again later on in the test match
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>>77140251
genuinely agree
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quite like a dour right handed opener
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yeah good start jimmy
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Is Chris Morris elite?
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>>77140356
thoroughly sick to death of the left hand opener meme
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>>77140251
>>77140286
>England
>The sun will come out
Pick one
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>>77140366
hate it when a garbage bowler statpads against the tail
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>>77140387
>minions

lad...
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>>77140375
bring back compton iih
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What's that little flag crest on the saffer''s kit?
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>>77140426
word is everyone hates him
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why would you dress up as wheres wally? not exactly original is it. see thats the kind of thing only a normie tit would do. embarrassing
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why not
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lads, my laptop is dying. it keeps overheating and switching off

also, the desk fan I use to try and keep it cool is also dying

should I buy a new laptop, new fan or both

also england will still win this
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stumps are too short
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Rate my maymay
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>>77140702
I am laffing cos it's so shit
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S Cook would be on 94 by now
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>>77140702
dont get it. quick rundown?
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>>77140856
I know he slapped the crying guy in the bottom picture in an IPL game once
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between 100-150 is literally the most dangerous lead
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>>77140757
kek
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>>77140946
love to hear your thoughts on why
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>>77140968
its not really teams should always seem to get that kind of lead and fuck it up a little
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anyone got a concept for the new thread?
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https://www.thecinemaholic.com/sexploitation-movies-worth-your-time/
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>>77141053
Big strong American edition
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>>77141053
/cric/
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>>77141053
radical centrism edition
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Beefy's middle stump edition
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>>77141467
great idea
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>>77141467
>>77141499
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>>77141515
you know how Lords is filled with paintings of players, pic related is what Vaughan copped
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shall be going to sleep now
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england please take wicket
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>>77141565
What time is it mate?
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>>77141585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEUPlJAboaI
love carbattery
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>>77141597
3:22 AM lad
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remind me again why carberry was dropped?
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absolutely lol at the baby boundaries in womens cricket
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>>77141683
had a really bad series and never looked very good
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>>77141752
think everyone had a really bad series then
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>>77141620
Bit late isn't it?
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>>77141805
yeah that's why I'm going to sleep
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I slept until 2 pm today.

really don't know what do with my life
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>>77141837
woke up at 8 but had a lovely nap at like 2
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honestly think kuhn should be dropped for the 3rd test
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57b483f9f3ecf&utm_source=PBWeb&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=PBWeb
lmao wtf is this
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>>77141837
everytime I say "really don't know what do with my life" i slap myself on the face so i stop saying it and do something to change it

last time was last week
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>>77141556
I was in the pavillion a couple of weeks ago for a middlesex game and I was creasing when I saw this 'portrait' of Vaughan.
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>>77142154
literally laughed out loud when I saw it myself
the tour guide said he was fucking livid when he saw it
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BRqc0YcjwoV/
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>>77142192
>>77142154
looks nothing like him
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>>77142266
t.mrs vaughan
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>>77142192
I'm not surprised. Did they get a 10 year old to paint it?
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>>77141837
Get a job, learn an instrument, learn a language

>>77141942
In favour of who?
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>>77142835
>get a job
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>>77141837
Genuinely don't understand how that's possible
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>being a neet
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>>77140702
kek'd desu
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>>77143133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro
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>woke up at 7 pm
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>>77143296
Get a grip lad unless you're working on the chittagong shipyards that's inexcusable
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>>77143286
start creasing at 4:04 of this
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>>77143065
i only slept about five hours a night during the week so i suppose i was catching up
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Just took a big Bangladesh lads
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>>77143350
its the fucking weekend he might have been on a drug binge or something jesus leave off grandpa
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>>77143350
Didn't sleep for two days straight previous to that, had a poker tournament and a concert to attend to.
>mfw it's finals week
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>>77143461
also this
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i like how /cric/ becomes banter + feel general after close of play
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>>77143503
You and I both pal it's too comfy
So what you lads planning to do tonight ?

For me it's reading all quiet on the western front and crying myself to sleep
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>>77143543
drink cans of san miguel and listen to pavement
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>>77143543
i'm going out with a girl but i kind of don't like where we are going that much
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>>77143592
Fucking normies.
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>>77143543
thinking about having a smoke and then watch a movie afterwards
>>77143647
what are your plans, dada?
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>>77143688
Might read a book an indiananon recommended me before passing out at 4 am. For some reason I can no longer go to sleep normally like I could when I was younger.
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all these gay bangladeshis keep messaging me on faceobok
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just cause i left a comment...aout bangladesh cricket ages ago
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>>77143807
its alright man, nobody can
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the bf
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>>77143807
I have the same problem, exercising before bed helps a bit though.
>>77144099
>>77144126
tell them this line "ধোন চুষে দে শালা হিজরা", hopefully they'll stop. If not then a bit of boipussi wouldn't hurt>>77144233
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>>77144370
hello sir, how r u family?
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>>77134738
wew
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what is england cricket's endgame?
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FONSI
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No they don't. Also, """Indians""" aren't a single demographic entity. Read about caste system and ethnic make up of India. If they really did, there would be no way we have as many nobel prizes as China.
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Ok which one of you was this
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>>77147589
I've got mutual friends with him from a couple of primary school mates, might get them to introduce me
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>>77133480
>>77150792
meant for this guy
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>>77145617
casual detected
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Tipping a Sri Lanka victory
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>had another nightmare about >60
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>>77151543
>>77151543
>>77151543
>>77151543
>>77151543
NEW THREAD
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>>77151384
take me under your wing
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>>77151573
Root is famous for not converting his half centuries
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>>77151579
thought he was more famous for collapsing in the 13/14 ashes
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>>77151607
the whole side was
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>>77151548
>eleven posts early
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Dead thread?

Dead thread.
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>>77152606
aussies are all at their jobs. HAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding
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>498
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>499
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>>77152637
>>77152653
>being a rulecuck
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>>77152712
>being Indian
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>>77152835
Such a weak comeback desu.
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