New Zealand Warriors v Penrith Panthers @ 6pm
Canberra Raiders v St George Illawarra Dragons @ 7:50pm
Just woke up lads
whats for dinner lads
Just did a poo lads
On the radio they said goylan is out
Awwwwww Moylan not going to play play :3
Let's get this bad boy to 10
OP on pooicide watch
keg
KEG
K E G
>>77107738
>New Zealand Warriors v Penrith Panthers @ 6pm
>
>Canberra Raiders v St George Illawarra Dragons @ 7:50pm
DAMN
FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTY LOOKS LIKE >>>THAT<<<?
>>77109299
>not looking forward to seeing the poogans get btfo by the gaiders
>>77109299
>Can we get 7th and 3 other bum teams? It is Friday Night football afterall, we want to make sure the casual fans we brought in from Origin turn off in disgust
t. greenburgoise
Broncos will win tonight.
>Post-game Origin Commentary
>Gould and Joey both talking about the 'next generation' of Origin players
>YFW they've given up on this Generation of Blues and don't expect back to back wins until they all retire.
What went wrong?
Why are people like woods even still in the team
>>77109905
recognisable face sells merchandise the sponsors like him cause punters know who he is. nothing dodgy associated with him.
cant sell fifita, cant sell dugan, cant sell pearce
essentially he is there so sponsors pay the faggots at NSWRL cheques
Friendly reminder that I WILL make the /nrl/ finals and I WILL win the comp.
I am the underdog story this season, get behind me.
>>77110017
>VB is pulling out of sponsoring these fucking losers
oh im laffing
>>77110084
>needing to be sponsored by an out of state beer brand
>even they don't want you
>tfw
id like to have been the executive at that meeting who decided... yknow what? im sick of these fucking losers being associated with our beer... plus all the pro-murder and pro-rape of the team
fuck these cunts
>>77109403
how embarrassing
>>77110153
>>77110227
nigga u better get cho ass in fronta da telly soon bruh (for real) nd watch friday night footy otherwise Ima whoop u nigga (be humble)
Shieeeet nigga I ain't bout to take dat tone from yo ass.
I ain't even no what team to support n shit
>>77110335
the North Queensland Cowboys
It doesn't matter what team you support as long as you go to a game you'll get to be on TV because Ch9 will interview any BSAs who notice our sport.
just signed up for a free 2 week trial of foxtel now. will be able to watch nrl in low bitrate 720p now lads
>http://www.cowboys.com.au/news/2017/07/14/martin_putting_in_th.af_news.html
Will the poothers regret getting rid if TMM lads? Looks like a legit gun.
>Goylan gets injured
>no TMM to replace him now
>Johnathan "the greatest Rugby League player of all time" Thurston out for the season
>TMM to slot in
>Michael "elite" Morgan stepping up his game and playing his best footy ever
how did we get this lucky Cowbros?
>>77110511
some slut opened her big gash for TMM
>the North Queensland Cowboys are a real team
>>77110586
The Cowboys are my team and it's my dream to see them at the top.
Giddy up cowboys!
>The state of NSWRL
>>77110599
Knights will win another premiership before cowboys do
Predicting Penrith by 8 points
Predicting Raiders by 6 points
poo tips 2bh
Predicting I keep my virginity for 86 years
Imagine being a Blues supporter kek
>>77110927
literally cuckolds
>b-but i h-have to k-keep supporting them!
no lad, free will is a thing, being patriotic to a state is fucking retarded, it's not like you're going to war and dying for NSW, there's no allegiance there owed
>being so disloyal you don't even support your state in the competition about supporting your state
And this attitude is why NSW are a team of losers
I just did the sims lads, Broncucks, The Fabulous, I love lamp and poosterkid ALL miss the 8
>>77111019
No they don't.
>>77110990
>if ((())) say you need to support your state you have no choice in the matter
did any other cuckold wanna agree with this beta?
>tfw maroons the best forever
>>77111023
I'm afraid they do m8
>>77107738
Mitchell Pearce
>he thinks broncucks will lose to shigs this week
kek
>>77110017
Has anyone stopped to think just how incredible it is to lose that many series in a two horse race?
Even counting how many all-time greats are in the queensland squad over that period just how incredible it is that they've only managed to choke away a single series.
>>77111089
>Managing to make the 8 even after my horror start to the season
The footy Gods may not be just but the supercoach Gods are.
CONNOR WATSON SIGNS WITH THE KNIGHTS
>9 posts
>49 posters
KEK, nice "community" you have here
Is rugby league a dying sport because of the amount of non-white players?
>>77111089
I don't know what you are basing these results off but I did it off who has the higher total score. N and jamal both made it and Ivan and Roosterman were not far off.
It wouldn't matter anyway Ivan. Shigs still plays terence rd1 and you miss the 8.
I only need 2 more wins to make the 8, and I've got at least 1 guaranteed win in there and the rest are a good chance of going my way.
>kfc still doesn't deliver
22 points and your PD is not enough to make the 8. You could still miss the 8 with 24 and your PD
If you can save $500 a week, that's $2000 a month, and $26,000 a year. You've easily got a good size home deposit after 5 years, and that's even if you leave your savings in a bank account instead of investing it.
>>77111161
They do in Indonesia. I "literally" had to force feed myself that shit when I was on the run from the cops and couldn't be seen outside.
my pd will increase by about 1000 against porcupine tree and look at the schedule. Those guys behind me are all playing each other and will cannibalise each other's points.
interest rates are about to skyrocket m8. Banks won't be lending to people <10% of their mortgage and the average price of housing in sydney is just under 1 mil.
Throw in a change of circumstances like kids, and you'll be stuck paying that thing off for the rest of your life
>>77111186
kek where's that article of the aussie pedophile selling indonesian kids kfc
You will also lose 500 against Terence and NOT make the 8
>>77111117
No. Its becuase of all the stinky brown and yellow cunts that keep getting let in Australia that love soccer.
Fair enough about Sydney, but if you can secure work in an area like the Sunshine Coast you can buy a large 3 or 4 bedroom home for $400k right now. And when your home inevitably increases in value to $1mil (and it will given the projected growth of the Sunshine Coast) you can then sell it and be on easy street.
>unironically wanting to live in queensland
keg
KEG
Terrence has proven time and again that he chokes in the big games. I'm sure he's got something like a 12-2 record against me this season, but I gurantee you I will beat him when it matters.
I've unironically got $240,000 sitting in a low interest savings account and have no idea what to do with it.
i've got 120k but don't want to fall for the housing meme
>tfw $32 in my bank account
>>77111253
Put it on the knights 13+ lad
>>77111244
You could be right but it won't be a big game on my end. Only yours.
FUCK MY ASSHOLE DADDY
>>77111268
put it on the knights to win the 2018 hip m8
I'll be making the grand final again this year. You'll be knocked out week 1 due to not finishing top 4.
>>77111260
Buy a big live on boat and do fiahing charters out of the whitsundays lad
Full-time earnings in Australia averaged A$78,832 a year in the second quarter of 2016. (Seasonally adjusted wages – Bureau of Statistics.)
If overtime and bonuses are included, average Australian earnings were A$81,947 per annum.
The average full-time male salary (excluding overtime) in Australia is A$83,902 per annum
The average full-time female salary in Australia (excluding overtime) is A$70,392 per annum.
>being a sc autist
Just put 240k on cotric scoring the first try for game one of 2019 origin lads
>>77111293
does that include super contributions as earnings?
No, it does not include super contributions.
>130k in super
>$60 in bank accout
Let me touch my super reeeee
Imagine being so bad with money that you have more in your super than in your savings and investments.
You have NOT earnt 1.4 milltion dollars in your "life" m8
http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs%40.nsf/mediareleasesbyCatalogue/59D1C68A8B10C5D3CA25815A00196EEC?OpenDocument
>>77111199
but with inflation that 1m debt becomes a 600k debt
300 in the bank
0 in super
28 yr old virgin brongod customer
>>77111089
How do you project your winners?
>>77111355
>posting the cuck version
oh im laffin
>>77111375
Who I think was going to win. I also tipped the odd upset
Reminder that William Chambers is the best centre in the game.
Are they in New Zealand? I fucking hate the NZ poomantators
Should I order pizza or red rooster?
>see the car is almost out of fuel
>pull into servo
>get out of car
>go up to bowser
*does haka*
>>77111430
KFC otherwise Red Rooster
Get 4 classic quarters and ask for wing pieces
>he didn't VC Johnson
>>77111485
why are australians so funny
>poothers
>>77111553
Please watch our sport
The thread suddenly started smelling like shit lads
Yeah that Spaniard showed up, I'll get the spray.
>>77111563
which sport is it? i clicked because of the image
>>77111584
>>77111568
bit rude tbdesu
bye! :)
>>77111586
>>77111586
the greatest game of all
Lolly Status:
[X] Spilled
[ ] Unspilled
Thread started smelling better lads
>ywn go into the corner store and ask for a dollar worth of lollies ever again
Test
Bretty gud try lads
Prediction on target as usual.
Lads!
Anyone got a free streaming link for this game???
>!
>???
Hmmmm I dunno
>>77111769
cmon mang
>>77111778
Found it on reddit
http://194.67.208.9/hls/WigKp8ntBMi.m3u8?secure=c2VydmVyX3RpbWU9Ny8xNC8yMDE3IDg6Mjc6NDYgQU0maGFzaF92YWx1ZT1qbU1QcitkakJ5dkljVmNSMEFJM2VRPT0mdmFsaWRtaW51dGVzPTIwJnN0cm1fbGVuPTE2?scitytokenstarttime=1500020868&scitytokenendtime=1500625668&scitytokenhash=Lng4miThaP5hYKAsIIqLgvtDuT1A4lADFXbNd1JsXCo=
>>77111785
i aint clickin that shit nigga
I don't like you newcunt
>>77111803
dont be a kent
i like you m8
>>77111604
>you will never have a butt like that
>Merrin injured
>SJ injured
>Goylan injured
my supercoach season is over lads
Can't wait for Cronk, Smith, & Slater to retire so we can replace them with a couple of F'a'aliosa F'a'aingatoa
Bloody asians
>>77111890
>sydney school pe class.webm
>>77111903
XD XD XD XD XD
How do you not have 10+ trades left m8?
>>77111903
kek
>>77111903
dob keg m8
>>77111903
>>77111794
put it into vlc you absolute bellend
Also FUCKING KEG at asking for streams. Absolutely pathetic. Too poor for Foxtel and can't even find your own
>but I dont have foxtel because I dont want to give Murdoch my money
no. youre poor
>>77111903
keg
>>77111929
EXCELLENT POST
where can i watch this game without paying?
>>77111951
the pub
>rugby
>>77111951
I'll give you my foxtel login when I come over to fuck ya mums cunt. Afterwards you can lick the cum off me knob to thank me.
>>77111967
Please watch our sport
thanks faggots
>>77111903
I live in rural NSW and hadn't been to sydney in years. I went the other week and i could hardly believe the memeing was true.
Glad I live in a white paradise lads
>>77111995
Based Taree lad
Saw a muzzie today though
Just got sinbinned lads
>>77111903
KEK
K E K
K-E-K
>>77111903
How do we get asians to play rugby league lads? The future of our sport depends on it.
FOBS are asian though
>our
>>77112029
make a cartoon about it
>>77111903
Nah that is British shit that calling them asians.
>>77112029
they can only play against girls U16 otherwise theyd break in half. Asians are straight up non factors. Theyd be broken in half.
>>77112029
Let them sneak under the scrum
>>77112039
There is cartoon for union but not for league. It's not fair.
>>77112056
KEK
>>77111903
Found out the other day that my father was a kiwi lads
>>77112102
stop watching abc news
How was your red rooster m80
>>77112114
kek. im the person you replied that to the other day and I am watching abc news.
based trump and and maccaroni are on right now
>>77112102
what you going to do without that senate wage
literally might end up offing myself soon over my ex. i wont refer to her as a prostitute anymore because i found out that she left the brothel.
now shes a normie again. i have no chance.
>>77112144
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
just put 50 on Panthers at 3.30. Warriors gunna warrior
>>77112102
Hi son it's me, dad
Getting bullied by a kiwi lads
>>77112148
im not calling those cunts. if i am going to off myself i will actually do it. i have things i want to do before i do it though.
just recognized my dad by the way he did his haka lads
>>77112049
Asians could definitely play 5/8, HB, FB or in the forwards. They just couldn't be wingers.
>>77112124
it was NOT great.
>>77112173
>kill yourself
>your ex feels bad
>her new boytoy hugs and consoles her
>they get even closer because of it
kek
KEK
K E K
>>77112179
Why couldn't they be wingers? Bitchiest position out
>>77112189
Sorry to hear that, I'll take the blame, I was the one who said you should have it
>>77112201
Don't blame yourself. It's my fault.
just did a haka lads
>NEW SOUTH WALES
afl is coming lads
>>77112197
Too slow.
>Speed
>Rugby league
Pick one
>>77112191
i dont think she has a new boyfriend. shes probably still just seeing that fuckbuddy of hers that she had an affair with years ago. i really dont care though. its not so much about wanting her back its more about not being able to get her out of my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr57C1F_38
Why the fuck is Kpop getting BLEACHED. Speak in fucking korean dumb cunts. While you're at it stop rapping
>>77112243
Thats why I said you need to talk to another girl on the phone or whatever I dunno just replace her, worked for me
Warriors shitting it away
They always do.
>new pooland
>>77112278
Gotta keep the faith cuz
>>77112255
A better question is why are they speaking Japanese if they're Korean.
>>77112302
Gook detected
>>77112278
I tipped pooriors and now as penance for fucking it up NZ needs to donate a new celebrity to australia for us to claim as australian
anybody else here have a brother with literal autism?
>>77112352
No but my brother's brother does
I had a dream on Monday that I VC'd Cleary and he scored 140 on the dot.
drinks on me >>77112151
My brother is making fun of me on 4chan again lads.
>>77112352
Like austim that he punches walls and goes crazy or like the autism you have
>warriors
>don't put up a fight
Made me think.
>>77112366
Yay can we go to a strip club we need to get old mate whos going to off himself a new gf
Warriors, more like civilians HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Am I right LADS?
>>77112352
Like regular autism or full-blown posting on au/sp/ autism
Anyone still doubt that I am a Tip God?
>>77112323
I'm white 馬鹿西洋人
>>77112397
Your mum got the hot tip last night cunt
>>77112262
im isolated. i have no other options. literally as neet as you can get.
>>77112390
literally autism
>>77112399
私も白です
How do we stop Nathan Cleary?
Anyone here from Mackay?
>>77112414
You don't. The Panthers are my hot smokey to take out the hip if injuries effect Melbourne.
THAT WAS EMBARRASSING
>>77112419
born there
Not anywhere near the ball to contest it.
Great, now we're going to get a bunch of freshcunts calling for Cleary to get sacrificed for our shit Origin team
Blake Austin all over again
watching this game while realising I had the choice between goylan or clearly a few weeks ago in SC
>talking about origin
and I chose goylan
>>77112414
Break his fucking legs
>>77112419
The farthest north I've been is Rockhampton which is shit. West > north.
*Claps*
HOOOOOOOOO
>>77112453
>replying to yourself
KEK
Warriors wouldn't lose like this if the did their dance before the game
>>77112470
no m8 theres 3 of us here now
>poo poo leelanders in the thread
bye
Just did a poo lads
>scored blues' ONLY try
Lmao, seeing that in writing is really funny
*cringe*
I'm pursuing a 24 year old roastie to try to get my mind off the fresh 21 year old I blew it with due to living with mum, lads.
Literally just did the viking clap in my living room lads
>poogans will score 30+ points and people will claim they're "back"
They say I Tip like a robot so call me "Tip Bot"
BUT FOR ME TO TIP LIKE A COMPUTER MUST BE IN MY GENES
I GOT A LAPTOP IN MY BACK POCKET
MY BETS'LL GO OFF WHEN I HALF BACK IT
MADE A LIVIN AND A KILLIN OFF IT
Just tipped a good team to win against a bad team lads and now I'm bragging about it lads
>>77112549
I got bad news mate, if she was going to go home with you after just meeting she's a roastie too. But good luck with the 24 yr old m80
>poorith
>good
You should all watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE-dj_YUFvQ
>>77112603
isn't he a cult leader
>>77112603
I watch the footy for two reason.
Based female touchie and to get rid of politics
I doubt she was a proper roastie. She was with her ex for almost 2 years and probably the reason she wanted to go home with me was because they just broke up.
He thinks we're actually going to watch a 40 minute video lads
Why are st george wearing liverpool uniforms
>won't watch a 40 minute video
>will sit through 80+ minutes of this shitshow
Just watched a 40 minute video by a cult leader lads
I'm 28.
I'm about to make a pretty big change in my life. I'm moving out of Sydney and moving to Maroochydore. I hope to find a qt Qld wife to enjoy the relaxed lifestyle with.
>mfw
Kill me
>>77112692
Why ya moving m80?
Just wore a beanie with a pompom on it that makes me look like a special needs kid out on the field lads
>>77112716
Just sick of the expense of living here, the high stress, and I need a change of scenery otherwise I'll probably blow my brains out.
>>77112419
Yeah lad.
You should all watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvXOTDT3gjE
>>77112692
good choice m8. Sunny Coast represent. Why not Clown Town?
>>77112724
Why did you have two water bottles
>>77112727
You going out tomorrow night, lad?
>>77112734
I'm not familiar with all the different towns on the Sunshine Coast. Where's clown town? I'm not buying a house in Maroochydore, just renting for now to see if I like it.
Are those sliders any good
>tfw no qt qld gf
>tfw no nz accent gf
>tfw your mum is my gf
>tfw cant stop gambling
.>tfw never started gambling
>tfw wasted the past 10 years of my life and no hope for the next 10
>tfw I could have make the same post about wasting time
>>77112502
>literally so terrified of BSKs that you can't continue shitposting in your own containment thread
>>77112818
>tfw you wasted time by posting it
>tfw no ozge tufan gf
>>77112739
Might go to the andy tav to watch the 2 games in the arv but i dont usually go into town, too many deadly cunts
>>77112757
caloundra m8
>>77112843
You should come to the rabbit hole and then showbar with me.
>>77112848
Me with the braids
>>77112868
>braids
She stopped replying. Fuck.
>>77112893
The 24 yr old?
Don't be a cuck and keep talking to her but do say "pls reply :("
Was catfishing this skinny faggot but I felt bad so I stopped replying to him.
>fat, retarded and a screwup on his last chance
Is dave taylor our guy?
But I'm not fat
>>77112912
I'm a different person m8.
Got that summertime sadness lads
Got the wintertime blues lads
>choker
>poogan
CROAKED IT
>>77112862
Id have better luck winning powerball than convincing my missus to let me go
This game
might cut off my ear
>>77113030
I'll talk with her, will be better than sneaking to see her when you're at work
>>77113030
t. numale cuck
Bring your missus with you
>>77113063
Based Choppercunt
>>77113063
alri mark brandon reid
>>77113063
Van gogh fuck yourself
Going to enjoy a bit of [spoiler]little lupe[/spoiler] during half time lads
Is the Brisbane /nrl/ meetup still happening?
>>77113101
>gogh is pronounced as 'go'
Just posted a tumblr gif of my favourite normalfag show lads
>>77113113
I'm meeting walkie at some public toilets
love your gimmick mate
Listening to Lana Del Rey on Spotify and scrobbling it to my last.fm account lads.
>spotify
Just revealed myself to be a regular triple j listener and greens voter lads
I went to school with Nick Cotric ask me anything faggots
>>77113201
Nothing wrong with either of those but I can see I'm not welcome here
Bye
If there's no draft in the NRL then how did the Storm end up with all those great QLD players?
Just finished torrenting every single hottest 100 lads
>>77113212
Did he fuck your sister?
Because victoria has no feeder clubs
>>77113237
No but he was a Chad, a nice Chad unlike his roided to shit brother who bullied me
*bullies you*
>>77113212
Why didn't your sister go to formal with him?
>>77113274
I wore my sisters dress and he took me to the formal
Chriso
>>77113289
Did you get to wear cute shoes
>>77113274
He got insane amounts of pussy
>>77113289
Fuck off cunt
>>77113298
Name names faggot
>>77113295
The shoes didn't fit so I just wore thongs
>tfw my supercoach season is slipping away
Just walked dragons up the field lads
What do Beyond Blue or Lifeline do when you call them asking for help?
>>77113315
please don't kill yourself.
>taking the two
Dragons confirmed for absolutely garsed
>>77113315
Beyond blue tell you to do a flip.
Lifeline asks for your credit card details
>>77113308
No names cunt but this was his regular slut
*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
>no names
LARPER
>>77113320
Why shouldn't I?
>>77113331
You're on an anonymous forum name fooking names
>>77113331
>thin lips
>thin, bleached hair
>tattoos
Slapper
>>77113338
Lol what's with the weird stain around his mouth?
>>77113347
Just don't ok?
People who's SC seasons have been finished tonight: Cowbucks, poosterkid, broncucks
>>77113347
How you gonna do it lad? Seems hard as fuck without a gun.
>>77113347
Because you're going to kill yourself anyway so go buy some nice clothes a haircut and spend the whole day talking with the hottest girls you can find. Who gives a fuck just do it, you're going to kill yourself anyway kek.
>>77113363
Walkbro has the same skin thing that michael jackson had and that's the last of his dark skin
>>77113353
Suck my dick cunt go to his Facebook page and find the skank yaself you goonbag
>>77113372
Just a reminder that the salted caramel pies from Maccas are elite
>>77113384
So you admit you're larping and just on his facebook page. Thanks for playing.
>>77113392
>ever ever having pooylan
Gaiders have no hustle
>>77113374
Why should I spend my last hours alive embarrassing myself while simultaneously creeping out a bunch of girls?
Whadda ya reckon I'm doing cunt
>>77113401
Is it on his Facebook page that he went to mackillop Catholic college cunt? Nope
>>77113414
>embarrassing myself
You're a dead man walking who gives a shit about your feelings
>creeping out a bunch of girls
you can tell us about it so we can kek
>>77110599
up here we do things differently
>>77113427
If I can't find where he went to school I have no way of verifying that you're telling the truth. Get it. Thanks for playing.
Is that a huge kfc bucket behind the touchline there
>>77113469
t. casual
>tfw fell for the rapana meme
>tfw fell for the mansour meme
>tfw fell for the moylan meme
>tfw sj and merrin out for the season
This is Nick Cotrics brother, he went on regular roid rages in the changerooms and tried to pull down my shorts and grab my sack
>>77113475
yep
>tfw I will NOT win the sc hip this year
Taking pictures of facebook and pretending to know people who are famous and making up stories lads.
>Nrl player
>Famous
Fully soft
Poogan DED
>White bois cant run
He's literally Abo
I saw Nick Cotric at a grocery store in Canberra yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Condoms Magnum size in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Condoms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each condom and put them in a bag she told him when she gets off.
Why do the dragons not have a 20+ point lead against a raiders team playing this shit?
Shotgun the spare bed
And if anyone else had the same idea then I suppose I could share for price of cuddles and me being little spoon
Taane “gentleman” Milne
Reminder based RC tipped Raiders by 13+
>trip over
>get a penalty for it
Yeah alright, i'm out.
>>77113602
OUT OF THE CLOSET XD XD XD
The NRL family supports any of our family members brave enough to accept their true selves and announce it to the world.
>the game has changed complexion
It sure has Gus, it sure has.
>>77113633
ecks
>>77113628
>>77113647
My eyes are green not blue mate.
awwwwww Croaker tried to tackle someone :3
>>77113676
those are tears
Just gave a penalty to follow the close raiders game script lads
>>77113696
based refs
Now I've got you in my space I won't let go of you.
Me with the 80 piercings in my mouth.
>>77113701
hold me tighter and never let me go pls :3
Just [insert play that just happened in the game] lads
Just missed the field goal lads
Just got unmatched on Tinder lads
Raiders in charge of closing a game out
It's another "miss twenty drop kicks instead of going for the try" end to the game
Just unmatched some gross greasy fat football fan lads
Just embarrassed myself by ever thinking Hodgson was an elite hooker lads
Tuggeranong Vikings.
More like Kurt WoMann amirite
imagine missing a kick
In before raiders give away a try with a retarded mistake when they could have won again
>>77113832
Based JT
>>77113832
>>77113846
Big Dave is back
BASED FUCKING COAL TRAIN
CESAR SALAD ITS WHATS FOR DINNER LADS
Is he speaking english?
Imagine thinking Dave Taylor isn't elite.
Never going to put Dave Taylor on my peem lads
>It's another white athlete has only daughters episode
Reminder that the NRL changed from the older, loose fitting jerseys to the modern tight-fitting jerseys to try and get a larger female audience
>>77113965
Only reason I watch tbqh and no I won't show you my tits
>you will never be the bottom of a full-team manpile after winning a game at full time
Got the tip right in the end. 2/2 in NRL and will be 1/1 from AFL soon.
>>77114003
Speak for yourself
Just missed the mega brothel on abc2 lads
I'm a straight guy, is it wrong to fantasize about walking into a room full of footyball players and them using you for their pleasure and then leaving you used and dirty on the floor?
It's okay as long as you imagine yourself as a young, blonde, female commentator for ch9 who goes in there to do a post match interview but are suddenly stricken and the entire time you can hear gus and joey and that other guy over your ear piece trying to talk to you
>State of Origin I 2018
>Mitchell Pearce is giving his pre game speech in the NSW dressing room
>Suddenly, Andrew Johns drops his copy of 'Le Principia philosophiae' that he was reading
>He closes his eyes and stands up
>All eyes turn to Andrew Johns as he stands there at the back of the room, eyes closed
>NSW team fully expecting another spray from Johns criticising their past performances
>Instead, they receive only a quick rundown of 'Le Principia philosophiae', entirely in Latin, recited by Johns with his eyes closed and his arms crossed over his chest
>The NSW team immediately sprint out into the field, bursting with the energy that could only be inspired by an NRL Immortal
>The NSW team goes on to win the series 3-0, Andrew Johns lives to be 250 years old and can still maintain a healthy erection, the entire state of QLD commits suicide and the tract to the land mass covering the state is bought by Mitchell Pearce
Ok I'll do that from now on thanks m80
>>77114223
Even if Joey took enough pingas to understand latin he still wouldn't select Pearce
>Literally the Roosters halves coach
>Not picking Poorce
>poocastle are paying 600k for ponga ad 500k for connor watson
dobgek lads
>>77114281
Just because he's paid to do a job doesn't mean he has to like the people he coaches
Fairfax Media understands Lethlean's brief relationship was with former AFL Auskick staffer Maddi Blomberg. She left that role in September last year. The Sydney-based Blomberg is away with her long-time partner, rugby union star Kurtley Beale.
kek
KEK
>>77114344
I did auskick when I was a kid and we were supposed to go out on the field at half time at one game but my friend and I somehow got sent to the wrong place so we got mixed in with a group of kids way younger than us and had to wear uniforms that were so small that they were like crop tops and booty shorts on us when we went out on the field
>>77114393
I did auskick in year 4 and won a comp to go to the AFL grand final for free and we stayed in a former orphanage or something it was creepy asf Tbh like the kids still had their pictures on the walls but it was cool because I got to give the medal to some swans player
https://www.foxsports.com.au/video/league/nrl/beast-farewelled-with-haka!633124
>Literally *does haka*
You can't fucking male this shit up
>he thinks dave taylor isn't elite
>>77114456
>>77114532
they then lost by 100
Ok /nrl/ here we go.
What is your greatest sporting achievement?
I played in 2nd grade rugby league in years 6 and 7, got to the premiership both years, lost the first won the 2nd. Got a ribbon and everything.
>>77114581
non nrl related but 4 for 0 off two overs in year 7 cricket and winning every event on sports day in grade 8
>>77114547
Actually only 27. Even though they were playing the USA B team, that's not too bad of a loss
http://www.espn.com/extra/fiba/boxscore?gameId=400575474
>>77114628
GOOSE
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>>77114581
As an individual I made the junior bunnies B Team
As a team I won a few grand finals in multiple sports
>>77114581
I got 2nd in a backstroke race at the school swimming carnival. There were only two people in my race. Got a ribbon and everything.
>>77111253
Go get a loan and buy property you dumb cunt.. even just bank land.. if you're buying near Brisbane, Sydney or Melbourne you literally cannot lose.
Brisbane is probably best place if you want faster returns.
>go get a loan
>brisbane is good for investing in property
top keg m8, its not 2014 anymore
>buying when housing prices are the highest :^)
You'd be pissed off if you look up American booze prices lads.
>falling for the fermented god's chosen people
>coors light
>millers
>bud light
>PBR
>blue moon
>>76236788
If you miss Top Gear look up Roadkill by Motortrend on youtube lads. Not as fun as watching NSW lose again but still.
>he drinks alcohol
>>77116270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM
>>77114344
>youre reading the paper while taking a shit and read an article about how your longterm gf is a hoe
what do?
>>77117207
enjoy your poo and let a deep calm transcend over you as you plot your revenge, the poo around your anus hardening as the hours pass not feeling your legs go numb as your gf knock on the bathroom door to see if you're ok, you sit there smelling your shit, plotting your revenge. The sun comes up, you try to get up to flick off the hardened poo of your anus but you fall because your legs are numb but you smile on the bathroom floor because you have thought of the perfect plan, your tummy grumbles from not eating yet you smile, your lips are dry and cracked and your mouth is dry but you smile as you rub your legs to get the feeling back. YET. YOU. SMILE. Your revenge is perfect and you smile on the bathroom floor, shit attached to your arse.
The WalkGodfather
A sheepfucker thinks he's going to get last post
keg
KEG
K E G
Keg will NOT catch on no matter how much YOU try to force it
>>77118993
cherryboy
AVOgod has been taken into custody
either that or he's offed himself
poorcunt seemed real sad of late
the worst thing of all is that I'm jealous of him
he got to have an actual relationship with a girl
funny how life is sometimes
Last for BroncGODS
Cowboys
What is the difference betwixt rugby league and rugby union
>>77125703
just google it nigga lmao
>>77125936
I don't have internet
Who's better at fucking dogs? Des Hasler or Mitchell Pearce
me.
>there are people on THIS site on THIS board that watch THIS sport that participate in THESE threads that think Dave Taylor is NOT elite
fell asleep at 7
how was 7th and 3 other bottom 8 teams last night?
Bump.