Gaybec on suicide watch.
I'm not convinced the Devils are the most popular team in NJ.
Thoughts on the Preds 20th anniversary logo?
>>77104228
How are the Panthers more popular than the Lightning? At least the lightning have fans.
>>77104229
Maybe not "popular", as in "loved".
This is probably just based on sales, so people buying Devils' sweaters just so they can burn them would be inflating the numbers.
>>77104200
>anyone giving a shit about the kitties
is florida really more popular than tampa?
>>77104245
It's OK.
The three stars are just...spacers?
>>77104200
Based Hawaii
>>77104277
It's a nod to the Tennessee state flag which they've also referenced on their shoulder patch.
>>77104279
They're sea spics so it's no surprise
>>77104245
the Preds eye forming the 0 is more creative than >ours at least, although I like storm warning bar on the Canes'
>$500 (five hundred) million
>Signing the best goaltender available
>Make trades with equal or gaining value
>Sign a franchise favorite player in Williams to feed experience to the kids
>Resign a cornerstone of the franchise in Slavin
>NOT spending too much "just because"
And the best part..
>Karmanos no longer owning the team
Nobody will ever have a better offseason.
>>77104350
>ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
Get fucked.
what happens here?
>>77104379
fuck forgot pic
>>77104362
>The canes might get a second before Minnesota reaches the the conference finals
kek
>>77104402
Golden Knights are going to rearrange that anyways. Ignore it.
>>77104461
>VGK
>even having fans in their own state
>>77104200
>no Islanders
>Mfw Jimmy Carter dies in Winnipeg while waiting 9 hours in the ER to see the doctor, surrounded by a bunch of chugs that are prescription shopping and stealing hand sanitizer to drink
>bonus points when the miserable overworked triage nurse kicks all the secret service guys the fuck out of the waiting room
>>77104362
>Ron Francis proving more and more he's as good of a GM as he was a player
>just now hit cap FLOOR in spending
>Rod the Bod gaining more coaching experience
>excellent youth development
>Williams returning
>ABSOLUTE STEAL FOR SLAVIN locking in a future top-3 defenseman for 8 fucking years at $35 milli
>breakout rookie #20 Sebastian Aho will turn 20 years old during the 20th Anniversary season
>no more Karmanos hemming and hawing
>no more Karmanos being cheap with his bastard sons
>no more Karmanos making the team aesthetically My Little Red Wings
>bootyblasted frogs unable to soothe their little brother syndrome with the Hasbs
>no chance of Nodicks returning
what a fucking time to be alive
>>77104200
How in the fuck are the Kings Idaho's most popular team?
>>77104319
Think you mean island chinks bruh
t. was stationed on Oahu
>>77104477
>no shorks either
>>77104523
Commiefornia transplants
>>77104402
Open space
White people
Guns
Meth
General freedom
>>77104497
they should at least move back to hartford. carolina hicks should just stick to teenage sports or turnleft.
>>77104579
Nah. It's just that people in Idaho only watch college sports, so the only people that do care got into it recently, and bandwagoned who was doing well at the time.
>>77104608
Hartford Hurricanes is a fucking gem to say.
It's our year
>>77104608
>Carolina is a smalltime market, it has no value, people won't care
>Hartford isn't a smalltime market, it has tons of value, people will totally care instead of bandwaggoning more successful teams
the absolute state of (You), Hartford is poor, in shambles, and MASSIVELY cucked by Boston and NYC
the only reason the Whalers existed for as long as they did was because they started in the WHA, post-merger they were never going to escape the Broons/Rags/Hasbs shadow
Quebec is also on the downward swing, now take your cucking like a good leaf
>>77104026
>the shit out of
no, it was very Kane-like, like the monk says in the Shaolin temple: "regard the principles of others...respect yours first"
>frogs absolutely btfo
>>77104362
Stars got a neat offseason to
>break goalie-tandem
>draft best d-man this year
>fleece the yotes and pedosota off Hanzal
>absolutely rob Vegas
>completely destroy the habs chance of offensive power by signing Radulov (love this signing)
>extend major keystones from last seasons
Looking breddy good
*cough*
bruins
>>77105006
What did he mean by this?
>>77104841
you make it seem like they have left the shadows by moving to carolina, yet they are, BY FAR, still the least valued team in the league.
have the canes even managed to sell out the building in the last 10 years? VGK will be in a better place 5+ years from now than this shithole of a franchise.
folding the canes and downsizing to 30 teams would have been the best option for everybody.
>>77105041
>trying to replace the team that won you the stanleyc up with matching positions and nationalities
*farts sperm*
>>77104717
Good joke
>>77105041
next 3 picks:
>barzal
>connor
>chabot
biggest draft blunder in history desu
>>77105125
what about when they traded away thornton? and then kessel? and then seguin?
>>77105249
the fact that they managed to stay good and actually win a cup while making retarded moves is impressive
>>77104200
This map is total shit
>devils most popular in NJ
>blackhawks most popular in Iowa while the mild are more popular in wisconsin
>not lgbting in florida
I imagine arkansas or whatever that state above louisiana is switched to the preds. Plus Oregon has to have more shorks fans
Was this made in 2010?
>>77105125
>>77105279
even worse
gillis drafting
>hodgson
>schroeder
>jensen
>gaunce
>horvat (exception but he certainly couldve fucked it up and picked nichushkin)
>shinkaruk
literally every one of these except horvat has fucked up and/or traded for magic beans
the jets are elite
>>77105041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enYlXgfk41Q
>>77105056
>So Mad.
>>77104245
Looks like a wise owl chip logo
hello where is kippers :3
>>77105478
Is going to work in Kazakhstan really better than living in Manitoba? I've been there once and I imagine the presence of any sort of geography is the one upside.
>Tfw we can have duchene on the team
>Tfw our rookies are coming up
>Ho sang and beauvilliar will be the future
>Anders lee is a great net front presence
>Soderstrom going to be better the lundshit
>Tavares resigns this season
We are going to win the cup this year
>>77104200
red pill me on Hawaii and Alaska
>>77105606
Based Garth Snow is playing the long con by waiting until the crapalanche tank duchene's trade value and then they get him for nothing
>>77104200
Most Hated NHL Team By State Please
>>77105659
This. Why the fuck would Alaskans be rooting for the Detroit Red Wings?
>>77105749
Only problem is that sorokin is staying in Russia for a few more years. Fucking bastard. I'm just hoping that Garth doesn't get rid of barzal, dal colle, or bellows in that trade
>>77105850
Transplants most likely.
Goodnight sweet prince
what comes first?
>leaf cup
>finn 1st overall
discuss
>>77106294
Finn first overall
If you DON'T think the Canucks are the dankest team in the universe you don't know SHIT about hockey.
>>77106294
>laffs
>ever advancing past the first round
>>77105504
this is funny
>>77106370
Why aren't you in bed? Surely you aren't NEET, grease?
>>77106407
surely. But I work the 2nd shift. And not all days.
>>77105850
Wongs are historically a heavily bandwagoned team
>>77106431
>working 15 hours a week
How can you pay denbts
>>77106482
>15 hours a week
where did that come from?
>>77105659
>not liking the based ducks no matter where you live
Baka desu senpai
>>77105606
What happened to Dal Colle
>>77105606
>>77105749
>>77105865
(:
>>77105659
Noncontingious fags
>>77106552
Beauvilliar is probably going to do well this season. Honestly glad that they drafted him and traded up to get him and barzal
>islefags talking like they can compete
>>77104200
Wow the floyers finally beat the poopoopeepeeguins at something
Tfw lonely and no hokkei to keep me company
About ready to go supreme gentleman
>>77106850
Where do you live anon? I've got the day off tomorrow
>>77106787
As if the rags and lundpads are any better
>>77106547
Nothing, unless you know something i dont
>>77106787
>One point out of playoffs
>Lee had a breakout season
>Trade strome for eberle
>Gain pulock in the defense for next season
>Beauvilliar and ho sang are genuine studs
>Barzal and bellows are next
>Soderstrom looking nice in the pipeline
We have a chance. Metro is finally molding into a good division
>>77105101
*sniffs*
>>77107111
Trips confirm, kek wills it
>>77106547
He should be coming in eventually, but who knows. Maybe trade him if he doesn't make the roster this season, or he makes it and plays on the fourth with cizikas and clutterbuck
>>77107111
They will probably add some points with an improved team against the shitty devlels and flylels I do concede
>>77107224
I think they'll finish second. Without cappy, this team could have done it, but instead they underachieved hard last season
how long must I wait for a caps rebuild
>>77107003
Montana but I have to work :/
>>77107290
just stop posting
>>77107111
Never bet against the Tavaresaurus
tiny
devils
benis
Is he creating a Seattle dynasty?
>>77108388
>>77104200
>ducks and penguins only popular in 1 state
>no state has thunder as favorite
>>77108513
Quite possibly if that tempe deal doesn't fall through
Redditmonton Pantsoilers
white
Laughing SO hard at Kippcunt from Hongcouver
>>77104200
Disgusting Oregon and Washington traitors
Morning Kanada and canes fans
>>77108888
>quads
Kippers btfo'd, time to kill yourself buddy
>>77109004
It's him samefagging
>>77108888
Where were you /hoc/ when kippers was BTFO from quads?
fuck hockey and fuck white ppl LMAO
>>77104958
>fleece the yotes and pedosota
>actually, unironically wanting Hanzal in your lineup
LMAOing at u kid
>>77104200
long island should not count for the rangers
>>77109092
Watching the NBA D-Leauge like a Big Baller
>>77108513
>implying the yotes will ever relocate after Matthews wins a cup in phoenix
Chayka is killing it, they look pretty poised to win in the next few years, and they just got a new owner who is apparently known for building new arenas for teams.
>>77105525
It's like they don't want us to come see them sometimes. We are dead last in attendance yet our average ticket prices are squarely in the middle. It's dumb. Someone needs to hang for the Alexander Semin trade.
>>77109213
Even with Long Island, rags fans outrank us anyway. At least you aren't the sabres, with an even smaller fanbase
>>77109250
Cuck
are finlandians ugly on purpose?
>Wisconsin
>Wild
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE US A TEAM
I don't want to cheer for fucking Chicago or Minnesota or Detroit goddamnit
>>77109913
>siscuckson
Literally never going to happen, ever.
poo poo pee pee
>>77109992
The Vancouver chucks
>>77109913
>>77109976
Feels bad man
I bandwagoned the wings as a kid and will stick with them unless somehow we do get a team
So where are the Coyotes going to end up?
>>77110031
Behind Vegas
>>77110031
Tempe
>>77110031
ahead of the cantpucks in next years standings and draft order :^)
>>77110031
Seattle
>>77108655
The one with ASU? It already did. There good as gone.
>>77109976
we're building a brand new arena
tell me a hockey team wouldn't work in this place. fucking nashville has a hockey team, why not Milwaukee
gross
>>77110077
1. Milwaukee isn't big enough to host a nhl and nba
2. That's a basketball specific arena
3. The hawks and wild wouldn't let it happen
>>77110077
Marquette signed a lease at the new building too meaning they simply won't be able to accommodate anything more than those two in the same arena at one time
>>77110077
>killwaukee
Would relocate in under 5 years desu
>>77110031
Milwaukee
>>77110077
Hockey culture isnt as big in wisconsin/milwaukee as everyone thinks
>>77110127
>Basketball specific arena
Why? Why are these arenas being made without the though of hockey? I can understand in Arizona but in Brooklyn and Milwaukee makes no fucking sense
Regular season starts in 36 days!!
>>77110303
Thank god hockey has such a small off-season
>>77110295
Because Barclays was originally built specifically for the Nets just like WESC is being built specifically for the Bucks
>>77110323
But my question is WHY? At least have some knowledge that a hockey team may come in and you have just fucked up how a arena is for that team.
hmmm
>>77110295
Brooklyn only built a basketball-specific arena because big russian was narrowminded as fuck and didnt know about other teams
Milwaukee's new arena is NHL-compatible
The big travesty though is Florida, their biggest crowds were at the Miami Arena and how they weren't included in the AAA deal in actual downtown is beyond me
>>77110331
It's hard to build an arena that taylor's to both. Why would you alter it for a hypothetical situation making it worse for the team that is actually going to use it for sure?
I want every single one of u french fags to get on ur knees and suck my sweaty southern cock
Especially u mr welcome to Quebec billboard poster. Also alberta is better than gaybeck
>>77110331
tbqh you can't really blame the russian because he was just coming into the NBA as a foreign owner and wasn't informed on things that weren't just "spend lotsa money xddddd"
>The Avalanche projected line up
>Sven Andrighetto is a top line player
>minor leaguers in the defense core
>minor leaguers and busts all through the line up in general
I feel sorry for their goalies, the only NHL players they have are goalies.
>>77110345
Also, where it is located is okay, but in a terrible neighborhood. People had been removed from their homes for a shitty arena that is tiny and barely holds above 15000 for a regular hockey game.
Florida was a mess anyway, as the city couldn't even get the Marlins an actual stadium until 2012
>>77110459
>its another episode of let's waste memekinnon's career
>>77110411
It is, but there are countless other arenas that have the same thing in mind. Barclays could have been built in a much better area, like in Williamsburg (Yes, the yuppie area), but there's no major transportation hub. That's why Barclays was built at Atlantic avenue
>>77110481
I don't understand how they can "just come back again next year" with a team so fundamentally bad.
You can't just sign one bust and call it good, but thats what they've done.
https://youtu.be/it_Te_Ankmw
Is this the best goal horn in the NHL?
>>77110551
Maybe not the best horn, but definitely the best song
>I like it
>I love it
>I want some more of it
>>77110488
>like in Williamsburg (Yes, the yuppie area)
i thought it was a jewish area. my friend's fiance moved to NYC for grad school and told us all sorts of crazy shit with em
>>77110551
>the guy trolling the Vancouver sports radio with playing Chelsea dagger after getting eliminated by San Jose
That was fucking great
>>77110569
The Jews live in gravesend and various other places in Brooklyn, but not in Williamsburg. That place is filled with idiots who don't even know the city at all. At least it would be an ideal place for a hockey area.
>>77110551
Best horn: Stars
Best song: Shorks
Best horn+song combo: Shorks
HM for being aesthetic as fuck: Jest
>>77110551
>greenday
Easily the worst
>>77110615
Overpriced as shit
>>77110642
>tfw you buy second handed sports equipment for 40-60% off
feels good, man
>>77110612
>Not liking Green Day with that horn
It's better then gold on the ceiling.
>>77110668
Good thing it left after just 1 year.
>>77110680
I thought you liked the canucks
>>77110682
Liking the Canucks doesn't mean I have to like everything. Fanboyism is gay as shit. Gold on the ceiling was gay as shit. Electric worry was bomb, tho. Everyone was hype as shit when it played.
>mfw a finn thought he was a real human near me
>>77110739
is joey a mexican or an italian
>>77110767
Mexican. No Italian calls their "son" joey
Good morning Finland hockey fans
>>77104200
I can name this many nhl teams:
Blackhawks
Kings
Blues
Red Wings
Canadians
Rangers (needed to look at map for this one)
How is this considered a major sport
>>77111084
>being willingly ignorant somehow serves as an argument
>>77104200
>canucks the only canadian team on the map
wtf I love the canucks now. then again BC does the same shit when it comes to the seahawks and mariners
>>77111188
>t.ahmed from toronto
>>77111197
Okay i was joking.
But
that's a low blow. accusing me of being from toronto. that's mean.
>>77111177
Nice digits
And can confirm, am a Seahawks - Canucks fan
>being racist
lmao
for what reason
>>77111177
Checked
Reminder that the islanders are the last true dynasty in sports, and the only team to win 19 consecutive playoff series as well
>>77111299
islanders? more like gay lol
>>77111315
What's she looking at?
> Implying Ducks are not California's true hockey team
>>77111407
t. paco
>>77111346
these
Everyone here is gay except me lol
anime
>>77111084
>boreball
>handegg
>apehoop
>>77111318
lol
>>77108513
>Memeattle getting a team
>Coyotes will ever relocate
>>77112236
it's only a matter of time before they do, the team makes no money. hell even the panthers are more relevant
>>77112251
akshually in terms of highest chance of relocating it would go
canes > yotes = panthers > ducks. all that needs to happen for the ducks to be thrown into relocation talk is for a few bad seasons where they dont make the playoffs because literally nobody is watching their games and they can't even sell out arenas when they're consistently at the top of the western standings
Ohio was a blackhawks state until this year.
>>77112371
>tfw the hawks bandwagon will die within 5 years
feels good
>rags
>>77105831
L.V. Golden Knights across the board
>redditmonton pantsoilers
>And the 2017-2018 NHL season Calder trophyâ„¢ goes to..... Henrik Haapala from the Flo Rida Panthers
good morning /hoc/
Nashville predators are the best team. Ever.
>>77114634
at losing?
perhaps
>>77110031
O M A H A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebexHC1VKGk
2018 - the Year of the Bulju.
Mark it in your calendars, fuckboys
>>77115834
excellent post
This is now the 2nd time Westbrook has been seen with a Ducks jersey.
>>77117259
Previous time
>>77117294
Reminder that Malkin is /ourguy/ ban Islam
~~~~ ed from Edmonton
>>77115834
This
>>77117929
Isn't Malkin ethnically part ashkenazi? I know he is a christian
>>77111235
Wow
Can there be anymore of a sports cuck?
Two most cucked teams with the most cucked fan base
How can we make hockey less Reddit?
>>77104523
This
>>77118494
you could start by killing yourself
>when you take $350 million from a city promising to put the team's logo on the roof but then decide to put a large pizza pizza man on the roof instead
http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2017/07/giant_guy_on_little_caesars_ar.html
>>77118751
wongs cucks again
pottery
>>77118751
Who's the promising city?
>>77112236
Coyotes are a blood drain to the NHL. Seattle, hell Milwaukee deserve a franchise more then Arizona
>>77118751
>the team's logo
two teams will play there though
>>77111074
>has to hit balls at some shitty driving range
>ball picker won't even get out of the way
>no yardage markers
>that shitty form
>finnish golf
wew
>>77119363
no one gives a fuck about the pistons
>>77104488
if he was actually dying he wouldn't wait that long.
People dont realize the reason for the long waits is because our hospitals dont work on a first come first serve basis, they deal with the people who are closest to death first. Like, when I was a kid I fell down some stairs, cracked my head open and was severely concussed. Bleeding all over the place, couldn't remember my name or any of my family, the whole nine yards. I was put into a hospital bed/room and looked at by doctors within minutes of walking through the front doors of the grace, this was on new years eve, so obviously the hospital was insanely busy.
When I was older and bent my knee sideways and destroyed my MCL/ACL, I was waiting for about 8 hours, because there was no real risk of dying and there was really nothing time sensitive about the issue. It wasn't going to get worse by waiting.
If you're actually dying, you'll get medical attention immediately. And I would rather have that any day than the best medical attention going to the person with the deepest pockets
>>77119546
>I was waiting for about 8 hours
>mfw I can make an appointment with a specialist for tomorrow, show up and be seen within 10 minutes
>>77119373
holy fuck that looks like an awful swing. Is that the first time he's playing?
>>77104841
>quebec is also on the downward swing
Ok, I hate the french just as much as any other engish speaking canadian, but that comment is just absolutely buttfuck retarded
https://www.forbes.com/nhl-valuations/list/
They make more money than literally every other team (profit, not revenue), and are in the top half of the league in terms of debt. Which is incredible because if they were an american team they would be making quite a bit more due to how much higher our taxes are here
>>77119646
>mfw I can make an appointment with a specialist for tomorrow, show up and be seen within 10 minutes
for the price of another mortgage on your house
>>77119646
you dont make an appointment when you're driven from a hockey rink directly to the hospital
Although I do think our doctors should be paid more. I'd go the US too if I had my M.D, you get paid more and pay less taxes. That's a huge contributing factor to the long wait times
>>77119373
Can't even plant his feet properly LMFAO
>all these finns
>>77119788
pulju is looking awfully thicc in that photo
>>77119804
what exactly is going on here?
>>77119865
benis :D
>>77118751
>be poor
>surprised when your team has to sell out
ahahaha
>>77118751
That's what happens when your city goes bankrupt and blacks are a majority of the population in that city
>>77119673
that's true for Montreal, but there's no proof that a team in QC wouldn't be listed 12-15 spaces below the Canadiens, just like the Leafs are so much higher than Ottawa
>less than 270 km away
>QC metro population less than 1/4th the size of Montreal
>Montreal is more historic ergo more popular
>zero English-speaking sectors in QC
>hyperinflated Quebecois entitlement
>higher taxes
>weaker dollar
>Raleigh metro has 300,000+ more people than QC
>Raleigh has a faster growth rate than QC
>Raleigh having a faster growth rate than even Charlotte
if Bettjew and the owners are trying to grow the sport and, then they're only gonna accept bids from places with
>A.) New market potential
>B.) No pre-existing teams
you're right that the Hasbs have enormous weight and success, and that's why they will always blackball any attempt to get an NHL team back in QC, and the league will support them because their monopoly on the province gives them a shit ton of money and massively helps revenue-sharing across the NHL
>>77119752
Doctor's wages have been stagnant here the last 20 years, you must pay your doctors peanuts.
>>77120901
I think the average is like $225k or something like that, with specialists or surgeons or whatever making around $500-600k
They're definitely not starving, and I think the average pay is around the same dollar for dollar in the US, but obv your dollar is worth quite a bit more and they aren't losing half their cheque to taxes in the states.
>>77104312
>its nit the 3 star dragon ball
HOCK-EY!!!!!!!!!!
did someone say hokkei
French Canadians and Swedish speaking Finns should be all killed. Like and repost if you agree.
>>77104259
a large percentage of hockey "fans" dont go to more than 1 game per season, they just watch games on tv and follow their team's general progress on espn
the panthers draw greater interest over the state of florida as a whole
>>77121989
>>77122055
hock-hey hey heyheyhey
>>77122055
>>77122133
/hoc/-dogs unite!
come on everybody lets hokkei doggei
Guys
How come NY Rangers hasn't attracted the best players in the world?
I mean everyone wants to live in NYC, the most popular city on earth. So how come every All Star player haven't signed for Rangers?
>>77122195
salary cap
>>77122195
its a catch 22, du hör bror
no stars sign there because there are no stars signed there(lundqvist is ass and not a star)
>>77122229
Nice Pate Laine quints
>>77122255
nice Risto Laine dubs
>>77122221
the richest club in NHL aren't able to sign a proper first center
makes you think
>>77122195
they tried that and still lost lmao
>>77122229
How can you say that Lundqvist is not a star when he has a celebrity look, has been on so many magazine front pages and done so many commercials for companies like Head & Shoulders?
>>77122307
if he is a star he is a shooting star :DDD
ps. he has a hair transplant
>>77122195
If there was no stupid salary cap Toronto and NY would have all the stars.
>>77122371
>the laffs
>he doesn't know
Cant wait to excitedly watch the first couple games of the season and then get bored and only watch highlights for the rest of the season
>>77122371
The salary cap is one of the good things about the NHL
>>77122470
Literally the only reason it doesn't fold due to incompetent owners
>>77122500
Indeed
>>77122729
upvote
>>77106317
>cantpucks
Lias and Filip will literally carry Rangers to several Stan Lee Cuppers
>>77122790
Ty Finland
How come Toronto hasn't won anything for such a long time?
Did Sundin have a salary that was too massive so they could not buy any other star player?
>>77123627
Because we stole McDavid from them... it was their year..........................................
>>77122470
rrrright.. and NTC's 10 deep are good too.
>>77122866
LMAO!!!
who's that guy in the middle, pk subban???
>>77122195
Because the team is horribly managed. Also
>rags
>rags
>>77122463
Imagine being this pleb
Saw my first Golden Knights stuff in the wild today. Guy on the bus had a ballcap.
>>77104497
>karmanos sells right after illitch dies
do you think he considers himself the victor?
>>77122195
need all that money to pay superstars like Marc Staal
>>77125360
I've already seen 2 different people with laffs apparel in the city. I understand snapbacks but one was wearing a jacket.
Is Elias Pettersson going to be the best player of the draft?
>>77125537
Yes.
>>77125537
If he puts on 25 pounds, yeah.
>>77110031
MISSOULA
MONTANA
>>77125537
everybody else is going to be a bust anyway
>>77125537
If he survives the Jake Virtanen diet
Why are Finns such busts?
Name 3 things they've contributed to humanity.
>>77105831
You make the map and we'll post it.
>>77126132
Fire
Electricity
Penicillin
Astronomy
Quantum physics
S.C.U.D missiles
Spurdo
Pulju
>>77126449
has there ever been a finnish scientist
I can even name an indian physicist, but finnish?
>>77126132
benis
>>77126132
for example the heart rate monitor you have to use to keep your fat ass alive
so apologize and thank us for keeping you alive
>>77126554
Since when were Finns fans of being alive?
>>77126132
reindeer meat
bonaqua
mammi
>>77126602
Someone has to take us to space
>>77125360
Ive saw a few shirts on campus last semester but this is in Arizona so not too surprising
R.J. Umberger agrees on PTO with Stars
Not sure what to think about that one
but well it's a PTO, if he busts he's gone anyway
>>77105831
Vancouver
>>77126724
washington state doesn't have a hokkei team yet silly
>>77126132
is the 2020 lockout going to kill the golden knights? was gary scheming to steal $500 mill from foley all along?
at that point the league might as well go back to 30 teams.
>>77126745
That was just an automatic reply for when he posts
>>77126874
Why would it kill them anon?
>>77126949
everybody will forget they exist and only watch the raiders and their future apehoop team.
NHL broke the vegas team >taboo, but the other leagues benefit the most.
>>77115834
love his senses. He always changes angles to make the goalies guess where its going. Perfect example, v.s Winnipeg outdoor game he skates in, winds up and then puts on the brakes to slap it. The goalie was left guessing where he was putting it and probably would have kicked off from right to left to make the save
Carolina will bounce the leafs round one
>>77119865
A man kneeling down to pray. Scandinavian countries really are a muslim holy land.
>>77122371
>implying Toronto wouldn't have given a bigger paycheck to Pylon Dion.
>>77122155
>>77122055
>>77122133
hoc dog digits
Are we, dare I say it, back?
>no memes
>posting seriously about hockey in july
/hoc/ is dead
>>77127488
>back
werent even >there to begin with
>>77126602
oh shit!
>>77127525
>what is 2006
>>77126602
SEND BACKUP
>>77127524
>post slightly off topic discussion
>he does it for free
ffs there is hardly any hokkei to talk about
>>77127488
Love the Canes desu
Glad they're staying
>>77127551
ah yes
the times of the good ol canes asspull playoff runs
good times
>>77127664
truly nothing better than seeing a canashit team get their hopes destroyed by the sunbelt.
Now gaybeck is getting btfo on the regular
>>77127685
how exactly are they getting btfo on the regular?
eternal kek
>>77127884
>Versus
lmao
that's like 10 years ago
>>77104841
>Quebec is also on a downward swing
Not true senpai, their economy is doing better than Ontario and they balanced their budget.
Tech industry in Quebec is doing pretty good plus a lot of rich people from France are moving there to escape the Trucks of Peace.
>>77106294
A Finn being first requires only one gm fucking up whereas all 30 other teams would need to for the leafs to have a shot.. so I'm gonna go with a Finn going first
>>77127488
Yep. Can't wait for a good season for both the canes and isles
VEGAS
E
G
A
S
>>77112236
>AZ flag
lol
hope yall dont relocate though
>>77127722
By not even existing
#FinlandStrong
Is he Cell key material?
VGK
G
K
Fuck Canadian people
>>77129880
Based caniacs
Ps. Aleksi Saarela breakout year
>>77129880
>hurrr fuck canadians!
>watches and jerks off to our sport
could you BE any more cucked?
>>77129988
I don't think that's your sport any more because your prime minister believes you have no culture
>>77129988
>your sport
>no cups in 20+ years
>all your good players win cups for superior american markets
Who's really cucked Jean-Paul?
>>77129988
>your sport
You didn't even invent it. Just because u are too shit to be good at anything else, doesn't make hokkei yours.
Is our sport
The emergence of isles and canes fans on this thread. Feels great to finally have more relevance in the league again
You guys are total fags lol
I'm reading this thread, and I can safely say, you guys have never laced skates once
>>77130296
But have you ever laced space laces?
>>77130079
all our good players get drafting by shitty tanking American teamz
I guess I didn't realize I was a Jagr fanboy until today.
If your team has 3-4m cap space, reasonably assuming, how do justify not signing him?
>>77130429
old
should probably retire as sad as it may seem
>>77130429
He is worth one million tops
>yfw the New York Rangers Islanders win the Stanley Cup
>>77130271
Nets and Hornets are on the comeup too.
Godspeed NY bro
>>77130750
I'm not a nets fan, but I'm a Knicks fan. I fucking suffer with all the teams I root for. Jets, isles, Mets, and Knicks. It's a never ending cycle of get pissed and rethink life
Seal: Minnesota Wild
Girl: Stanley Cup
>>77131136
Seal: minnesotan
Little girl: little girl
>>77131136
i agree with >>77131144
>>77131136
>>77131144
this had to be some sort of set up.
You guys are in cahoots.
>>77131136
Seal: >mild
Girl: Mediocrity and playoff failure
>>77131167
He set himself up either on purpose or because he is dumb as hell
>>77130429
No one wants to be the team he finally got injured and forced to retire with. And he could get 4m+ just to get crushed by some asshole 10 games in.
THE JETS ARE FUCKING ELITE UNF HOLY SHIT MY DICK
>Pettersson got more points than Forsberg in the AIK
wew
we 60 points scorer man now lol
when will we see 2 leaf teams in the stanleyb owl again?
>>77131389
this season
canucks vs sens
dahlen scores cup winner in tripolo OT while burrows misses the block
>tfw no hoggey gf
hello /hoc/
I want to start watching hockey because it looked fun when I watched the world championship but I don't have a team to cheer for.
Can you recommend any team?
>>77132387
the jets, really good team this year with good goaltending now, you won't look like a bandwagon faggot like you would rooting for pittsburgh or chicago.
Stop proxying kippers and post that cute bum of yours right now
>>77131144
snibbeddy snabbeddy
>>77130387
Tapu Lele Mon~
>no hokkei
>>77104200
>wisconsin support a minnesota team
name a more cuck state than wisconsin
>>77134114
Name a more cuck country than sweden
>>77134140
Finland
>>77134148
Nope, sweden it is
>>77131136
Is this the reason why kippers is so fucked in the head?
Canes desu
PUT THE FINNS
IN THE BIN
>>77135400
>>77135365
Intersting. Are you in upper peninsula Michigan?
why the heck did the avs waste their first rounder on a bust finn when they could have had the uber finn
>>77104200
I refuse to believe people in Arizona even know the Coyotes exist.
>>77136663
you can say that to all the teams that drafted 5-34
>>77135365
>>77135400
imagine naming your kid "Jallu"
>>77136663
Why did the Bruins select three busts in a row rather then take barzal? They could have done it and failed miserably
>>77136663
I find this picture weird
>>77132387
O M A H A
>tfw dog killed two chickens yesterday
>>77104267
kats> tampon gay
>>77135365
>>77135400
extremely good post
>>77132387
Hop on the stars bandwagon while you still can m8
>>77132387
Oilers if you want the best player in the world on your team.
Vegas if you want to say youve been a lifelong fan (they will suck though)
>>77140480
McSecondary is far from being the best player in the world. He had one season as the highest scoring player.
>>77140618
>He had one season
He's going to keep doing it again and again. Mcdavid doesn't even look like a bust with his play
Bought puck candy
It's gonna be a good night
>>77136663
>Rantanen
>bust
Who are Strome, Zacha and Meier
>>77141058
Zacha doesn't look like a bust, but strome is.
>>77141017
They make haribo pucks? I need that in the states
>>77122371
>he's too young to know what the NHL was like before the cap
They used to have "stars" alright, but only the 35+ washed up ones
First publix ever opened in Virginia today. Finally had a pubsub. Seriously top notch. Based florida
>>77141430
t. florida
>>77141455
Nah I'm 100% Virginian and a caps fan
Post your top10 redrafts.
>2013
Barkov
Jones
Monahan
Wennberg
MacKinnon
Drouin
Ristolainen
Horvat
Domi
Saros
>2014
Draisaitl
Ekblad
Pastrnak
Nylander
Arvidsson
Ehlers
Larkin
Reinhart
Sorokin
Point
>2015
McDavid
Eichel
Marner
Werenski
Aho
Hanifin
Provorov
Rantanen
Konecny
Zacha
>>77141492
your 2013 is all sorts of fucked
>>77141526
Do it better then
>>77135474
Yes, exactly. I could not respond to your post because connection is poor up here.
I just went kayaking on Lake Superior. Saw the pictured rocks. Was at pic related yesterday.
>>77141492
>no drafting based guentzel in the top 10
>>77141430
Glad to see others are experiencing the wonders Floridians have known for so long.
>>77141130
Haribo is shit
For me, it's Fazer
Would rather put a literal turd in my mouth than eat a pubcuck sub
>getting a pubsub instead of getting a primo hoagie and a ice cold yuengling
lmaoing at your sunbelter flyover lives
t. lifelong phillyan
>>77141492
>Isles drafted nylander
>Panthers have draisaitl
>Oilers have pasta
>Avalanche draft barkov
>sabres have ekblad
>Sorokin going 9th
Why?
>>77141716
>>Sorokin going 9th
maybe the prospect of not having to play for the islanders would convince him to leave Russia
>>77141716
The isles draft Arvidsson.
I only did this as BPA. Also, the Panthers now have Draisaitl and Jones instead of Barkov and Ekblad.
>>77141827
There's Shestyorkin too, they seem quite equal as prospects.
>>77141827
Guy wants more moneys in the KHL, and probably hates the NHL. He should come up one day, but at least soderstrom has some promise.
>>77141856
I know
t. rags fan
do Klein still get NHL salary now that he's signed in Swizerland?
>>77141934
no. he's off the books
>>77141953
why did he retire from the NHL? Wasn't he decent last season?
>>77142129
started injured and might not have healed. I remember how in noember people slowly ackinowledged he has declined pretty sharply; the condition of his back wasn't as known back then. subsequently his year has been pretty shit . he has been scratched in the playoffs for all but one game
don't know what he's making in switzerland, but he chose the comfy option here
I can feel a fever coming on lads. Getting a bit of the bodyaches and shit. Is there anything I can do preemptively?
>>77142129
Apparently wanted to spend more time with his family, which he gets to do in Switzerland as there's less games and less travel. The rags probably persuaded him too to get that 2.9M off the books.
>>77142178
vitamins and ibuprofen I guess
>>77142178
SS+GOMAD
>>77142178
get pass out drunk
shock the body
>>77104200
>liking hongcouver or any canadian team
Can they be removed from the states for being unpatriotic?
>>77136663
Good post
>>77105101
Oh Keyshawn!
can he finally break through lads
>this fucking hangover
Just end me
>tfw forgot to buy beer and stores aren't allowed to sell alcohol past 21:00
fuck this gay country and it's gay laws
>>77142392
Yeah
To the front of the line at Golden Corral
>>77142231
t. finnish pro doctor
>>77140618
Man, the jealousy of non oiler fans is palatable.
You are kippers level mad / retarded
I had no problem admitting Crosby was the best player in the world even though he didn't play for my team .
Keep acting like kippers though and shitting on McDavid because your team is a joke and you're just mad he doesn't play for the,
>>77142557
>mcbust
>>77132387
What's a roachlike team a Turk roach could cheer for?
Rags?
whens hokkei?
>>77142745
like 80 days not counting preseason and exhibition games
>>77142785
I'll take preseason games at this point. I've been watching the Australian League and replays of college games to get my fix.
Jokinen - McDavid - Puljujärvi
Lucic - Draisaitl - Strome
Maroon - RNH - Slepyshev
Cagguila - Letestu - Kassian
Klefbom - Larsson
Sekera - Russell
Nurse - Benning
Talbot
Brossoit
What western blueline core can stop that offense?
>Sharks with Vlasic, Braun, Martin and Burns
>Nashville with Josi, Ekholm, Ellis and Subban
>Calgary with Giordano, Brodie, Hamonic and Hamilton
Anyone else?
>>77143070
I've just been non-stop drunk for about 2 weeks
Summer vacations were a mistake. Maybe I should move to America because apparently you guys don't have vacations.
>>77143076
McDavid will kill himself with those wingers
one can't skate anymore and the other has the hockey IQ of a potato
>>77143195
You are such a fucking retard.
Mcdavid is the third wheel in that line.
>>77143263
true.
>>77143308
you know realize forwards are a tricycle and the d-men are these
>>77143164
Enjoy those dt's when it wears off
>>77142425
>USA been cucking Finland since 1890
Get fucked you boozing degenerate.
>>77143334
I'm planning on just popping sedatives until I pass out on the last day of this undertaking. Then anti-anxiety meds and mood stabilizers for a couple of days.
>>77143377
vitun narkkari vedä ittes jojoon
>>77143076
Calgary will fail heavily against the Oilers. Now with mike smith as their fucking starter, they'll cease to have hope in the playoffs
>>77135400
librarian must be the comfiest job there ever was.
how in the fuck is this team 5-15???
worst part of my team is 85 overall goalie? do I not have enough all-star wingers or what?
THIS THREAD L OLE
>Kippers
>Not being a massive faggot
>>77113679
>rags
>>77143534
unironically: put Mursak on the top line.
hopefully you drafted Adam Erne
>>77143534
Swipe Bobby Ryan with Kucherov and Gudas with Gardiner. Don't load your first line with snipers just because they have high stats
>Bitch Fartner
Seems like it's legal to marry zambonis in colorado now
>>77143653
my wing prospects are a meme, I could trade monahan for shinkaruk
>>77143534
You need more variety in your line combos, all SNP or PLY doesn't work. Only all TWF or GRN works.
Your 4th line and blueline are okay just swap Seguin and Stamkos or Ryan and Kucherov. Best line combo is always PWF - PLY - SNP for top lines and something similar to PWF - TWF - GRN for checking lines or shutdown 2nd lines
>>77143818
I didn't know tanks can marry shadows
>6 days
>same thread
>53 IPs
hmm
>>77143842
Erne and Rychel always go in the 3rd round in the 2013 draft and they are both red 4,5 stars. Erne always became a 85 in my games. and Mursak always gets to 99 in slapshots somehow
>>77143076
no foo means team is poo
mcfaggotdickhead is busting next year and the shit team will far apart
don't even know why you have lehitlerman on the 2nd line since the stinky smelly coilers obviously can't afford him
hope he gases your shit team and shit shity (that's an amalgamation of shit and city
>>77143890
eh thats almost too cheese for me, i try to play semi-legit drafting. got lucky as fuck with mcdavid trading MSL for a nyr 1st and they ended up tanking lol
>>77143932
see
>>77118705
>>77144149
>Posts this
>Doesn't show Canada as a wasteland
Get out of here kippers
>>77143881
??
This thread is less than 48 hours old.
>>77144176
canada is better than the us lol
>>77143940
NHL 14 was reall annoying in the sense that 90% of all prospects busted and slowly progressed if they didnt. even 1st overall were never NHL ready before 23. and later in the game you could draft 85 overalls with 99 speed. I usually just played the seasons anyway
>>77144197
not if i'm in japan
tfw went to japan and they actually had hockey shirts for sale there, kinda weird
>>77144200
well basically anyone below 3.5 stars is throwaway, and after season 4 or so there is barely any prospects left to draft lol
>>77144231
cantpucks stuff only, right?
>>77144302
nope, team canada, team usa
>>77144231
did nagano have any affect on their hokkei interest?
id imagine japs probably only watch a couple weeks of hokkei every 4 years.
Daily reminder to please not to feed Kippers any (You)s. "She" will associate (You)s with /hoc/
>>77144367
I don't think so. Hockey is so small over there, it's comparable to maybe rugby over here. In terms of sports, I think it goes baseball, boxing, and soccer.
I'm surprised at how big boxing is over there, whenever a fight's on, 10% of the country tunes in. And if the fighter's from that prefecture, like 90% of the place tunes in (was in Osaka at night and it was on TV everywhere). Bigger than provincial viewership for local hockey teams. For baseball, it's basically on all day every day.
>>77143076
More likely
Maroon - McDavid - Strome
Lucic - Draisaitl - Slepyshev
Jokinen - RNH - Puljujärvi
Cagguila - Letestu - Kassian
Klefbom - Larsson
Sekera - Russell
Nurse - Benning
Talbot
Brossoit
>>77143512
An elite defense can make up for a mediocre goalie. The Wings have won cups with Osgood in net.
>>77144778
Smith wishes he was mediocre. He's also a locker room cancer
>guys that can actually score
>>77144438
but i want to know who that hot asian chick is
>>77143076
Yotes have OEL and Hammer, plus Chychrun, Goligoski, Schenn, Kyle Wood. That D is starting to look decent
>>77104229
They've won Stanley cups in recent memory and went to the finals a few years ago.
>>77144778
Here's the difference: The wings had explosive offense as well.
Calgary has monahan, gudreau, and fucking bennett. They better hope their defense is the equivalent of nashvilles because they won't be going anywhere
>>77144854
Coyotes could really surprise a lot of people soon.
>Stepan
>Keller
>Domi
>Strome
>Dvorak
>Crouse
>Duclair
>Perlini
>OEL
>Hammer
>Golikoski
>Chychrun
>Raanta
>>77104228
Good. The stuff those people were saying in response to the Calgary flood and the big Alberta wildfire was disgusting. If the most they can find to bitch about is that they only have one professional hockey team to root for they all can go fuck themselves.
>>77145050
lol
>>77145053
hoping another fire erupts and blows coilers sky high
>>77145050
at the very least, Seattle won't have a completely shit team when it finally arrives.
>>77145130
>240 fires burning RIGHT NOW in BC
hmmm
>>77145277
>burning up north in bum fuck nowhere
who the fuck cares lol
makes more room for people to build houses
SOON
which Canadian province is least offensive?
asking for a friend
>>77145461
In which way?
>>77142745
Tomorrow
>>77145480
do they define "offensive" differently in metric?
>>77145461
Greenland
>>77145557
are you trolling or
>>77145540
Montreal doesn't score many goals
NEW in the appropriate number of shitposts
>>77145577
>>77145577
>>77145577
>>77145577
>>77145050
They do have a nice core, but duclair is a semi bust. OEL and chychrun are pretty fucking good though
>>77145571
neither does Newfoundland, what's your point
>>77145330
>hockey in the desert
>>77119742
Most people here have insurance.
I pay $90/mo for a family plan through my employer.
The most I've ever paid out of pocket is 1k and that's after 3 c-sections for my wife and my gall bladder removal.
>500
>>77145461
>>77145540
>>77145571
excellent postage
>>77144367
>olympics
>affecting hockey interest
Why do people keep falling for this Reddit meme?