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Kyle Walker is going to become the most expensive defender ever. Football is well and truly broken.

Other shit:

Everton have made a club-record £40m bid to sign midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, from Swansea. The Iceland international has been left out of the Welsh side's tour of the United States. (Mirror)

>The Toffees and West Ham are a number of clubs looking to sign 23-year-old midfielder Mario Lemina from Juventus. (FootMercato via Express)

Norwich winger Jacob Murphy, 22, has turned down a move to Crystal Palace as he is holding out for a move to Newcastle. (Chronicle)

>Bury have rejected a third bid of £500,000 for striker James Vaughan, 28, from Championship side Sunderland. (Bury Times)

West Brom and Crystal Palace are interested in signing free agent Bacary Sagna, 34, after the Frenchman was released by Manchester City. (L'Equipe via Birmingham Mail)

>The Eagles are close to signing 20-year-old Ajax defender Jairo Riedewald for £8m, despite a late bid from Everton. (De Telegraaf via Croydon Advertiser)

Stoke have rejected loan moves for club-record signing Giannelli Imbula, 23, as they look to recoup the £18.3m they spent on the Frenchman. (Stoke Sentinel)
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>de gay
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>£100m for Stones and Walker
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>>77101485
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>>77101485
Sources in Barcelona say there's a big name to be announced in 4 days.

Who will it be lads? Protip: excluding Semedo.
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>>77101529
>handegg's liverpool and luckswing's united
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Semedo @ £25 or Walker @ £50??
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>>77101188
Obika is just terrible, lad. Just terrible. As for your point, I'd rather we won both; we're not winning the FA Cup or League Cup most likely so I'd like to win something and we should have done so twice.
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>>77101485
does anyone else really hate kyle walkers face
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>>77101555
semedo
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Bakayoko's doppleganger to Chelsea when?
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>>77101576
He has Jew features and sandperson colouring. Absolutely disgusting.
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>>77101485
why do they call him Walker?
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>Brentford have reached a €2m deal with St Étienne to sign striker Neal Maupay, according to L'Équipe.
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Any updates on the gf to me situation?
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>Manchester teams both spend £300m this window then the press and fans hail both managers as geniuses when the are beating relegation fodder every week
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Pep been playing too much FUT
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WEST HAM NEAR HART DEAL

>West Ham are hoping to finalise a deal to sign Man City 'keeper Joe Hart in the next few days, according to Sky sources.

>SSN HQ revealed on Tuesday that the Hammers were stepping up their efforts to secure the signature of the England international.

>It is understood Hart would join initially on loan with the option of making the move permanent next summer.
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>>77101485

http://www.strawpoll.me/13426867
http://www.strawpoll.me/13426867
http://www.strawpoll.me/13426867
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>>77101548

So they both former top clubs who are now throwing cash around but failing badly?
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Sperm are going to embarrass themselves in the CL again right?
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whos gonna win the League In Septemberb Owl
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>>77101673

I have a hunch Arselel will have a flying start and then die shortly before new year.
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>Sterling, Stones, Walker
>£150m

I reckon you could buy every other member of the England squad for less than £150m
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>>77101666
the CL is a distraction from qualifying for the CL
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>>77101690
thats every year
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>we live in a timeline where Kyle fucking Walker is one of the most expensive fullbacks in history
Why is the epl so retarded when it comes to money? Or is there really a shortage of quality fullbacks that system babbies like Walker are now worth premium?
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>>77101701
t. brenny with liverpool in CL
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>>77101673
>United win first 5 games
>"United are back" "Jose masterclass"
>Finishes season 6th
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>>77101704

Exactly.
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>>77101693

What are you fucking retarded? Kane alone wouldn't leave for less than £100mill. Ali would probably be around the same price.
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>>77101517

WTF
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>>77101756

>Poop
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>>77101690
Bold prediction lad.
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>>77101701
The British media makes fun of Arsenal but at least we managed to get out of the group stage and don't play our B team in a crucial CL fixture.
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77101792

>We
Fuck off you bandwagoning cunt.
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>>77101770

Thanks.

My next prediction is that Spurs will spend most of the season in 2nd place and at no point will they ever challenge the team in first. They will then finish 2nd.
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>>77101815
I'm ok with this
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>>77101792

I 10 2 disagree with Arselel fans
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>>77101517
CHUMP
H
A
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G
E

Now to buy Pereira to fuck with Levy
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We wuz man*smack lips*chester united
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>>77101701
Too deep for me
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>>77101701
t. wenger
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>>77101701
The north London cycle
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Who will be Chelseas main Striker
http://www.strawpoll.me/13427052
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>OFFICIAL: semedo to barcelona, pending medicals tomorrow
good
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>>77101941
can i get the bogpill on semendo?
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>>77101941

>Snubelona

Guess he's decent if you can't afford Kyle Walker.
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>>77101956
going to guess he can't defend
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>>77101941
How does this make barca much better?

Isn't their midfield the issue?
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>>77101967
No one wants Tottenshit chokers.
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>>77101914
>Costa

What, he's already been told he has zero future in the club.
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>>77101967

hahahahahhahahahahah
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>>77101969
he cant be worse than Sergi *passes sideways to aguero* Roberto can he?
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>>77101622
deal has broken down, gf to join Chad FC
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>>77101982
well he might have to have a future at the club when every other striker snubs them
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>>77101842
Why couldn't iheanacho be part of the walker deal?
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>>77101701
It's our year, la
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>>77101991

Tottenham don't want Shity's shit m8
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>>77101982
still under contract and havn't signed for someone else so it's still a possibility. I think he's moving but you never know
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>>77101956
I haven't seen him play but anything will be better than bellerin, I'm so happy we didn't sign that mongoloid arsefag for 60m or whatever

>>77101970
they needed another rb with aleix vidal, sergi roberto goes to midfield this season
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With all the money that England is spending, will they finally win the Champions League?
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>>77102000
Yeah because janssen is gonna come good next year
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>>77102008
>aleix vidal
He needs to be sold.
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Official | Markus Suttner signs for Premier League’s Brighton

>Premier League newcomers Brighton and Hove Albion have completed the signing of Markus Suttner from Ingolstadt on a three-year deal.

>The fee for the 30-year-old is believed to be around €4.5m.

>Speaking to the club’s website, Chris Hughton said: “Markus is someone we have been aware of for some time, and I am pleased we have managed to complete the transfer at this stage. He has a great level of experience internationally, and in the top divisions in both his native Austria and Germany, where he has played the last two seasons with Ingolstadt, and that experience will serve us well.”

Suttner added: “In this stage of my career, it’s perfect to play in the Premier League, and the challenge for Brighton is a similar one to the one I first encountered with Ingolstadt. For me, the chance to play in the Premier League is one of the best options for any player and I’m very happy to be here. It’s a very good move at this time in my career, and I don’t have words to describe how happy I am to have signed the contract.”
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/13/texas-man-atm-bank-of-america-escape

>Texas man trapped inside ATM rescued after passing notes through receipt slot
>Contractor, who was changing lock, wrote: ‘Please help. I’m stuck in here’
>Customer called police, who heard faint voice coming from inside ATM

Absolutely dying here
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>>77101991
Cant see City selling him to a club they would deem a threat, Id rather he stays 2bh, aguero and jesus are bound to spend most of the season dead
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>>77102037

>not posting blacked interracial porn

Bad goy
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>>77102028
he was looking very good before breaking his ankle

now they have more rbs with semedo, palencia and sergi roberto, so giving him a final season as second choice rb behind semedo is not a risky move
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>>77102055
*spends 50m extra on expanding the new WHL megastore*
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Chelsea please sign a striker and Baka
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Fuck Barcelona

Fuck Real Madrid
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>>77102075

Chelsea signs Chicharitos because they are so desperate
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can umbro hire me pls?
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>>77102094
Ok lad but why?
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>>77102094
good post
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>good strikers are so scarce Morata is worth 70 million
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>>77101629
spending has actually panned out for city though, man u was 100% fergie.
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>>77102144
he costs 70 million, he ain't worth it though
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>>77102115

Because Manchester United is the greatest club in the World
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>Breaking | RB Leipzig have turned down a €65m offer from Liverpool for Naby Keita, per Bild.

>RB Leipzig issued a hands-off warning this morning. However, @Chris78Williams reports RB may deal at an improved figure. .
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>Spurs only have Trippier at Right back

All Spurs right back targets now worth 51mil
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>>77102166
>needing refball to win the league cup
>greatest club in the world

chuckling here
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>>undefined
umm
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>>77102166
It should be illegal to lie on the interwebs
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>>77102191
mods deleting the australian shitposters porn
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>>77101690
>>77101704
>flying start
>where they lose every opening game for the last 3 years

'no'
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>>77102195

They've had the best Transfer Window. They have over flowing money from pogba kit sales. More pounds than Spical Madrid
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>>77102220
being rich does not make one great my american friend
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>>77102161
Everything is worth what it's purchaser will pay
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>>77101710
There's a shortage of right backs. How many world class right backs can you name? Just Carvajal, maybe.
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>>77102218
Yea people can't meme right. Its always a shakey start, then god like from September through October. November is hellish. December rocky but not too bad. Jan scrape through undefeated but get injuries. Feb March a complete fucking disaster but beat Bayern or another elite club in one game. April and May god like
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>>77102184
>Only Trippier
He's at least as good as Walker
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>>77102261
Lol ok, hope Spurs think so to
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>>77102275
>>77102245
Yawn. This doesn't shock, upset or annoy people. Dunno what's your aim, lad.
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>>77102175
Would be great for Liverpool. If there's one thing they need it's a diminutive attacking midfielder.
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>verratti to give press conference tomorrow
anybody knows if this is true? can't find a source except twitter 'journalists'
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>>77101914
I vote for "literally who" they'll get August 31st.

>>77101991
They sold him before the Walker deal, remember, they tried to get Alves at that time insted.

>>77102245
Not great pussy (labia minora too dark and meaty), but could be worse.
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Imagine being Australian
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>>77102287
Yea don't get it either, I'm on 4chan I'm hardly going to be shocked by anything I see. The only image trolling that makes me chuckle is pictures of turds with a taunt to the janitor to clean your shit..
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>>77102297
He would be an upgrade for sure. Having 3 key players that fucks off to Afcon every other year ain't to hot 2bh
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>>77101914
Any option that isn't a big strong hold up man is a shit option. How the fuck are Chelsea going to play with Aubameyang up front?
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>Tiemoué Bakayoko is en route to London. He will arrive tonight with a medical scheduled for tomorrow. (RMC)

>>77102343
would be nice to see them play in some otherway cunte might figure something out
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>>77102329
Keita is from Guinea.
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>Sunderland have announced the double signing of Aiden McGeady and James Vaughan.

>Republic of Ireland winger McGeady joins from Everton on a three-year deal and The former Celtic and Spartak Moscow man is joined on Wearside by former Everton striker Vaughan.
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>>77102374
thought it was Mali
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>>77102355
Live pictures of the boat transporting Bakayoko to London
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>>77102379
>signing for Sunderland

I really don't know why you would? If you are going to move to the North West, Newcastle is literally the only half reasonable place, Boro and Sunderland are disgusting industrial shit heaps. Plus the club is literally run to get promoted and relegated until the end of time.
>>77102392
me to
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>>77102374
>>77102392
And I just relized why I thought that
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>>77102379
That kit is disgusting.
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>>77102351

That's disgusting. What happened to her balls?
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>>77102374
>>77102392
>>77102423
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>>77102427
>stealing Southampton's stripes as a final act of spite on the Premier League and adding them to the stripes you already had

When will North East football just create its own division and fuck off
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>>77102428
It's possible that balls got removed as the first stage of genderswap operation, but I'm not sure. She always had weird crooked small penis so maybe flat scrotum was there from the beginning, I don't remember.
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>>77102379
>McGeady
>Vaughan
Even with >moyes gone they can't help but sign Everton rejects.

>>77102427
>we heard you like stripes so we put some stripes in your stripes
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>>77102047
>https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/13/texas-man-atm-bank-of-america-escape
top fucking kek
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>>77102047
screaming
how the fuck does that even happen
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>>77102047
How many notes did he rob, roll up and slide up his anus while he was stuck in there?
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anyone watching that soccersixes thing
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>Lucas Biglia’s agent has confirmed that the Lazio midfielder will join Milan on Friday. “He’s so happy with this move.”

>Reports emerged on Thursday evening that Biglia would be joining Milan, with a deal for €17m plus bonuses agreed, and Enzo Montepaone revealed the rumours to be true.

>“Biglia’s so happy with this move,” the representative told MilanNews.it.

>“He’ll arrive in Milan tomorrow and he can’t wait to get started.”
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>>77102542
What's Milan's endgame? Seems like they're just signing a bunch of moderately good players and no one with genuine quality.
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>>77102062
Oy vey. Antisemitic caracatures are fine but a picture of fucking Daniel Levy gets removed.
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>>77102569
They've signed a mix of established players and younger ones with high potential. Gonna guess their goal is to start dominating the league
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>>77102379
McGeady is too good for the championship, that's a good signing.
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>chelsea bought Rudiger for 39m
>Milan will buy a top 3 defender for 35m

absolute state of england lmao
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Proper legit depressed now lads

I'm just getting older and older and not a single girl will ever want to touch my weewee
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>>77102621
If he was truly a top 3 defender Juve wouldn't sell him.
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>>77102621
Rudiger is young and a international for Germany. Him and Mustafi are the likely future of the German defence. So duh he's more expensive than a 30 year old Bonnuci.

Who, I should add, is not even confirmed.
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>>77102630
Not as bad as me, I'm 27 and a virgin, the only sexual experience I've had is fooling around with my sister between 10-14.

>>77102621
>comparing a 23 year old with a 30 year old
kys septic.
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Fucking hell love island is trash
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>>77102621
Apparently, Boipucci wants to stay in Italy where his kid is currently undergoing treatment from some sickness.

>>77102640
On the other hand, Milan needs results NOW, so it's just what they need.
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>>77102444
That's a big clit
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>>77102621
Is Bonucci even that good? He was responsible of the 2 goals Juve conceded in the CL final.
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Barcelona could be back if they sign Verratti. This is a brilliant team:

Ter
Semedo Pique Umtiti Alba
Busquets
Rakitic Verratti
Messi Suarez Neymar
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Bonucci is a poor man's David Luiz
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>>77102640

>Rüdiger and Mustafi are the likely future of the German defence

that's a real fucken funny way of spending Süle and Tah
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>>77102673
Sure, but Rudiger is probably the best
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>>77102683
tbf, that was one match against the best squad on the planet
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>>77102685
Maybe if they Rakitic who is dogshit
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1. Spurs
2. Chelshit
3. Everton
4. Manure
You can't prove this wrong
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>>77102696
Mustafi and Rudiger are more experienced and are in the first team's for their clubs. Sule is backup at Bayern and Tah... I dunno about Leverkusen.
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>>77102717
Hahahahahaha
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>>77102723
leverkusen just brought in the other bender
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>>77102717
>American opinions
D O N E
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>>77102717
You can't prove it right
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>>77102723
Leverkusen dont know how to defend, Tah is just a fast black man

Although you could say the same for most teams in the bundesliga
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>>77102727
Also, predicting arse and liverpoop fail to make the top 6 and west ham get relegated this season
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>>77102716
Raktic is great though.
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Wew lads I feel sorry for ABLs
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>>77102640
>Mustafi ever being a starter for Germany

Arsecunts
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>>77102755
>sits low
now what?
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>>77102729
They did?

>>77102745
Yeah. Imo, developing as a defender in PL is of more value than anywhere else. Perhaps Italy? But Italy has changed since the 90's and 2000's.

>>77102758
He's a starter for their youth team. So, yes?
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>>77102740
Spurs have a pretty stacked team, chelshit have had a shitty summer so far, 2nd is being generous
Everton has had one of the best transfer windows this season
>Manure
Seriously, with all the oil money they have spent, they better finish top 4
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>>77102755
why?
that team would probably beat leicester?
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>>77102729
Lallana?
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>>77102755
>Keita the deepest in midfield
Get necked, pal.
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>>77102755
>the flimsiest front 4 ever seen
>Can Henderson midfield because Keita isn't moving
>that back 4 without Van Dick
>mignolet

fucking hell thats poor
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>>77102755
>Robertson
>Van Dijk
>Keita

Discarded. Try shitposting better falseflag cunt.
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>>77102717
I'd say if Sanchez stays Arse can take 4th.
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>Gala

ahahahaha
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>>77102805
They'd have got it last year had their entire back 4 not gotten injured.
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>>77102755
*sits deep all game and gets a result*

nothin personnel, las..
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>>77102811
Östersunds FK
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>>77102717
>1. Spurs

You believe these eternal chokers are going to win anything in our lifetime?
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>>77102112
>The Merseyside Sports Peas
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>>77102184
Doesnt Kyle Walker Peters play there?
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Following on from Rangers getting eliminated by the 4th best team from Luxembourg and St Johnstone getting eliminated by the second best Lithuanian team, Aberdeen have drew at home to the team that finished 7th in the Bosnian team last season.

>the SPL
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>>77102818

based team.
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>>77102755
nothing personal kiddo
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>>77102847
They should just leave UEFA.
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>West Ham expect to sign Joe Hart on loan in the next few days

Adrian is better imo, don't understand this.
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>>77102848
Checked their transfermarkt value fter the game. They worth like £6.5m gala £71+ . Hope they play murderball 0-0 away in the second leg.
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>>77101792
Teams like city and Chelsea can though :^)
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>>77102867
Didn't Bilic fall out with Adrian
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>>77102869

man Gala is pathetic. they have a very bad squad and their idiot board and manager wants to get rid of Snejider for weeks. they deserved it. their midfield maybe the worst in the league and they keep going after wingers or attackers. it is a ghost of itself now.

Östersunds played like men. i am happy for them.
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>>77102873
How do you even fall out with your goal keeper?

>Hey keep out goals please and distribute the ball to x area of the pitch, k thanks.
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>>77102873
Didn't know that. I'd rather get rid of Bilic if that's the case.
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>>77101661
exactly my bong friend
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Reply to me with the best EPL team you can field without using anyone from the top 6 last season
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Rough summer for Juve fans.
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>>77102938
No.
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>>77101485
>Swansea coming apart at the seams
relegation confirmed
thanks, America
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>>77102978
The Brad Bobley effect
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>>77102685
>if they sign Verratti
haram
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>>77102992
The American takeover effect
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I hope you're all watching Nigeria v China 6 a side right now. Yakubu and Okocha are tearing it up.
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>>77103014
>actually watching sport's
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>>77102938
Leicester 2015/16 squad, but N'didi instead of Kante.
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@77102938
Put about 0 thought in to this
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>>77102938
__________Lukaku
Zaha_____Sigurdsson_____Mahrez
_______Gueye_Romeu
Bertrand_VanDikj_Maguire_Coleman
__________Pickford
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>>77102938
Butland
Coleman
Van Dijk
Keane
Bertrand
Mahrez
Kouyote
Sigurdson
Shaqiri
Defoe
Lukaku
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fucking ruskies buying our argentinian jewels driussi, paredes now pavon, fkn retards for going there
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>>77103073
can you tell me anything about Juan Foyth?
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>>77103014
Where can I watch this
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>>77103121
It's on sky sports 1, so find a stream for that if you don't have it. Brazil Italy up next.
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>>77103073
I agree that going to Russia is the same as going to China, but playing footy is a job, especially for poor people, can you really blame them?
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>>77103093
>>77103093
i dont know much about him sorry
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>>77103138
they couldve gone to bettwe clubs im sure, but well zenit paid a lot for them pbb good contract.
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>>77103129
tyvm
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Have you guys ever sucked dick? I love doing it but some of my friends say it's gay. Are they right?
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>>77103162
epic xD
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>>77102776
Filthy ABL, now that "The African Kante" Ndidi is settled in properly, there is no way Leicester wont take the title again.
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>>77103162
monster post, lad. haha
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>>77102685
>if they sign Verratti
don't see it happening la
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_R9GVWWZ7Q

>yfw Manure buy Rooney back next season for 90 mill
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>>77103162
Only if you kiss him after
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>there was 59 (FIFTY NINE) different nationalities in Grenfel Tower block
>90% were subsidised by the British Tax Payer
>Many of them had 'undocumented' 'citizens' inside
>Many were subletting housing paid for by the tax payer for 'poor vulnerable tenants'

V-vote Labour guys! F-forget it was their fault this is the c-case! D-damn Theresa M-ay!

>>77103229
Why do we consider debuts in Friendlies as relevant or a mark of a player? Why do we consider goals against utter shite as relevant? Didn't Kieta score 6 goals a few days ago?
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>>77102755
don't be so sure about coutinho
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>>77103229
Why are everton in africa
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>>77103229
>Gor Mahia
>poverton are so small time they have to play in Kenya for pre season
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>>77103257
what has any of that got to do with football
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We should have a Star Sixes thread tbqh.
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>>77103257
>Their life doesn't matter because they were brown

Why are Tories so disgusting? Even if they were 'undocumented' (need proof on this tbqh, and it better not be fucking DM or Sun) they don't deserve to die.
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>>77103332
This one will be great
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>>77103332
Probably a bit late now, this is the last match of the night. If I see a post going RIVALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll know what you mean.
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JUNINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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JUNINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I can't wait until next year, when someone puts £200m on a player

And you know it will happen
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>>77103367
I reckon it will be Nerman
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>>77102888
>How do you even fall out with your goal keeper?
Hart managed to get Mancini, who is still City's best contemporary manager, fired somehow
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I thought Ronaldinho was featuring in this? This game needs less old men playing square passes and more joga bonito.
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>>77103332

this
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>Official: Barcelona sign Semedo
>Barcelona confirmed the signing of Benfica right-back Nelson Semedo, pending a medical, in a five-year deal worth 30 million euros, plus five more in add-ons. Benfica had set their asking price at 50 million euros but both clubs agreed on a lower fee.

https://en.as.com/en/2017/07/13/football/1499969004_826189.html?id_externo_rsoc=comp_tw
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>you now remember Julio Baptista and that young, exciting Arsenal carling cup team
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>>77101635
Can't wait to watch Hart in the championship next season
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Imagin being Conte right now. You got to CHelsea execting big signings, since that's the reason why you left Juve. You cry all sumer to get a CB, you implore Abramovic to bring yo Bonucci but apparently he costs too much, and end up with David 7-1 Luiz, but fine, it's the first year you have to gain his trust. You manage to make Luiz actually decent and win the league, now you ask again for center backs, everybony know who your favourite is. Abramovic buys you Rudiger for 38m, a week later Milan of all teams buy Bonucci for 35m + De Sciglio. Also United just GAZUMPED you for Lukaku.
Just imagine how fucking mad he is right now.
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>>77103463
I imagine his solid gold house and rocket car make up for it.
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>>77101485
>£50M for Kyle Walker

this one isn't even funny it just makes me angry
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>>77103334
Never said they deserved to die.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40585049

>>77103325
The second part lad? If you're not gonna reply to my sports part, don't bother at all.

>>77103367
If Mbappe does another season like last, it'll be £200M easy.

>>77103373
What? How?

>>77103371
I thought he had a £280M release clause?
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>>77103521
well he was in the pfa team of the season ;)
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Is Pereira any good lads?
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>bonucci to milan

WHAT? how did this happen

explain this
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Fuck's sake Italy stop wasting chances.
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>>77103547
fight with allegri
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>>77103547
ded kid
hates allegri
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>>77103521
trippier is the superior footballer and walker's main asset is pace which is only going to decline from here. quite pleased ngl.
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>>77103371
Nerman has a £178m release clause IIRC
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>>77103463

seething
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>Rivaldo

More like Rival'no'.
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>>77103563
Of course you're pleased Walker is shit
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>>77103583
>not more like Rivaldon't

You fucked up. Filtered.
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>>77103584
most wasteful attacking fullback i've ever watched desu. so many good positions fucked away cos he can't kick a football properly.
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>>77103463
With Lukaku United had too many advantages (Raiola's home turf plus Rooney as part of the deal). Milan has De Sciglio and the player in question wants to stay in Italy due to family shit. Chelsea also didn't know in advance that Bonucci will decide to leave after they get Rudiger.
Still, the way they can't sign anyone is like a bad comedy. They love to haggle until August 31st when someone else signs the player first or they just grab whoever's available (for me, it's Papy Gilobodgi). Some news actually reported that Conte was furious when he came back from vacation and they didn't sign ANYONE.
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>>77103563
>relying on a slow fullback in the prem
genius!
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>>77103628
Because Arsenal aren't going to sell him, Bellerin doesn't want to go to City and he'll cost £60M+?
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>>77103628
City needed a homegrown
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>>77103530
Which one?
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>>77103623
trippier isn't slow, he just isn't as fast as walker. hardly anyone is desu.
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>>77103628
would probably cost £35m anyway, isnt HG and isnt even as good
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>>77103640
Bellerin qualifies as homegrown
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>>77103677
Bellerin was priced so high that Barca gave up
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>>77103640
Bellerins a cockney lad
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Why don't Spurs just use Yedlin if they were okay with Kyle Walker? Yedlin has pace for fucking miles.
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>>77103640
>>77103677
Bellerin is home grown. He join in 2013 at 18. 3 years at a English club before 21. So, done.

>isn't even good
Barca want him. Guess Barca are shit.
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>>77103628
because bellerin is not good enough
>>
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>>77103691
Because their claims about Walker just having pace now that he's left are bollocks?
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>>77103677
>>77103640
These are the people you discuss football with. They don't even know what they're talking about. Bellerin is home grown. So why should I take what utter shite you say seriously?
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>>77103692
He joined at 16
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>>77103712
there's two different HG types for CL you spacker
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>>77103714
He did? Well then that's even easier to work out.
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>>77103691
because walker's an above average fullback with top draw pace. yedlin's a shithouse.
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>>77103692
>Barca want him. Guess Barca are shit.

I've seen you argue this point before and I know it's you lad. Your logic is fucked. Good clubs have pursued and tried to sign plenty of shit players throughout football history. Without his pace, Bellerin wouldn't be in a top half PL side.
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>>77103735
But he's both, lad. He joined at 16. He's both association trained (Watford + Arsenal) and he's Locally Trained because he trained for 3 years before age of 21.
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>>77103692
>Barca want him
yeah with trio of messi, neymar and suarez they really need quality defender that requires to be paid decently. they could play 3 or 4 guys from ekstraklasa at the back and would probably finish top 3 in la liga anyway.
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>>77103760
Without his passing ability, someone like Fabregas wouldn't be in a PL side, what's your point?
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>>77103763
>16
wew
wonga really likes his twinks
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>>77103760
But he does have his pace. He'd be great for Barca because of this. Or is Sergi Roberto/Vidal better for attacking? I don't think so. If Bellerin lost his pace, sure, fuck him. But he's got it, so he'd be a good fit for Barca. He wants to go to Barca and if we assume he honours his contract (AHAHHAHA) he'll be 27 when he goes back. He'll have improved by then.
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>>77103760
worst logic I've seen

>Without his work rate, Kante wouldn't be in a PL side
>Without his passing ability, Stones wouldn't be in a Pep's side defence
>Without his invisibility powers, Ozil wouldn't be at Arsenal
>Without his passing ability, KdB wouldn't be in a PL side

What's your fucking point? That's literally what separates people.
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>chalobah to watford

whoah...that famous chelsea youth...
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Any updates on the bakayoko back to this plane of existence situation?
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>>77103702
are you that barca fan that takes any chance to post about how much you don't want bellerin?

i mean i agree it wouldn't be a good move for barca but why you go out of your way so much just to shit on him?
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>>77103819
he is pretty much aaron dos lennon: full back edition
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I hope youngsters learn to never sign for Chelsea; nine times out of ten they end up being part of the infamous Loan Squad, and it's kinda sad losing five years of your career to Bury, Scunthorpe, Rotherham, Plymouth and Blackpool, all because your manager can't decide if you're good enough to sit on the bench
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If Courtois was 158cm he'd be a much worse keeper. When will he learn.
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>Juventus are reportedly ready to push through a deal for Federico Bernardeschi and will go for Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic.

>According to Gianluca Di Marzio’s website, Juve are likely to include Stefano Sturaro in their deal for Bernardeschi, as opposed to Marko Pjaca.

>Reports emerged that the Bianconeri were willing to let the Croat swap clubs with the Italy winger, but Di Marzio claims both the club and player rejected the Viola’s request.

>As for midfield, Old Lady executives met Blaise Matuidi’s agent Mino Raiola on Thursday, but the summit resulted in them switching to Matic.

>Di Marzio explains the Chelsea man’s Slovak-Serbian citizenship exempts him from occupying a non-EU spot, both of which have been taken by Douglas Costa and Rodrigo Bentancur.

>Furthermore, he is thought to be at risk of losing his status as an undisputed starter for Antonio Conte’s champions due to the likely arrival of Monaco’s Tiemoue Bakayoko.
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>>77102630
>>77102670
You've made me feel so much better about myself. Cheers boys
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>>77103692
>Barca want him.
They have Semedo, la.
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>>77103834
Heard he is injured till September so Chelsea are a bit hesitant. But they agreed a fee for him today according to sky, so fuck knows what is happening.

>>77103886
But pretty much all of them ending up playing for a top flight club after being sold on so it is a good career stepping stone, not many young foreign players sign for a club like Chelsea with the view of playing for the senior team. Most do so with the view of making a career in the top flight
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Last summer Aubameyang said he'd only leave for Real, now Dortmund are willing to sell to any club and looks desperate to sell him to anyone despite having no replacement lined up
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>Liverpool STILL haven't signed a left back

Is Klopp memeing at this point? Too busy trying to sign black midfielders and meme wingers and I'm sick of this shit desu
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>>77101485
a fucking dead mosqito just dropped from my ceiling into my drink
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>>77103946
tuchel left
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>>77103949
Did you finish you drink?
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>>77103948
>Klopp
>Caring about defending
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>>77103162
>tfw I actually like the taste and feel of a nice hard cock.
Nothing too big though, that would be gay>>77103176
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>Chelsea have made £70m from player sales for players who barely make the bench and have still to sell Costa and Matic

They'll end up making £150m+ without even selling shit players to China
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>>77103886
>get to live in London on 1k+ a week chilling and playing footy with the lads in the u18s
>get to spend a couple of years here and there in a wide variety of European cities
>If you're not good enough you just end up down the road at Palace or Fulham on a cool 10k a week

Yeah sounds really awful m8
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>>77103162
>tfw I actually like the taste and feel of a nice hard cock.
Nothing too big though, that would be gay
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>>77103966
well it became more nutritious after all...
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>>77103980
No squad depth at all
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>>77103948
mendy is a done deal la
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>>77103948
Apparently Großkreutz is available, Kek
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>>77103886
Well, at least Abramovich managed to make the team mostly self-sustained so he can dump his personal money into the stadium instead. Feel bad for the lads too, Ake was pretty good, he could have made it as second choice after Cahill.
On the other hand you learn how to play in one of the best academies in the world and then they try to find you a club where you can actually play, it's not that bad.
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Huddersfieldfag here, quick reminder that pic related is literally the shrewdest transfer of the entire window and is so good, it negates the Tom Ince signing
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>>77104027
making mooy permanent is the best move
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>>77103946
Dortmund always have a meme replacement lined up, it's just what they do, then he turns out to be better than the player that left! Lol
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>>77103980
And still probably sign nobody
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>>77103230
>him

Backward bigot.
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>>77104036
They have Isak the new Ibra or something like that. Right?
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>>77104027
We've signed Tareiq Holmes-Dennis off you on loan, is he good?
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>>77104063
They always have good players floating around and suprise me every season
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>>77104063
He isn't getting playing time and is 17
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>>77104061
They did something, they sold Walker
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>>77104027
>tfw wanted to post a snarky "literally who" post but after looking him up you might actually be right

Based Kloppo-lite pulling off a Brian Clough confirmed
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>>77104061
But he just made 50 million for the new stadium :^)
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>>77104027
LeedsFag here ur going down in 20th position
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>>77104065
Look at his name and tell me what you think
Honestly
>>
>>77104063
>>77104072
addendum: he got potential AF
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>>77104088
Let, who are you signing this summer m8?
I hear Grant Holt is available?
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>>77104089
xD
I get it!
because you don't like black people!
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>>77102717
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>mfw we sell Gylfi and Llorente and put Kyle Bartley up top and Tom Carroll in attacking mid while the yanks pocket the money
Help
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>>77101717
doesnt this happen every season with United and Man City
>>77101941
who
>>77102379
welcome to league 1
>>77102873
he dropped him for Rudolph who is no where near as good who ended up making even more mistakes
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>>77104102
Calm it Jermaine
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>>77103963
>no rumours apart from distancing him from Southampton
wheres he going?
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>>77104138
>replying to more than 2 posts
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>>77104102
The fact he's going on loan from a premier league team to a league 2 club should tell you all you need to know

Also, he's a manlet for a defender
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>>77104098
We'll take him lol ^_^
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>>77104153
Probably waiting for a big club to sack someone
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>>77104136
Swansea need to fuck off anyway desu, you've had your little run
At least Cardiff never outstay their welcome
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>>77103999

Only need another midfielder, left wing back and a CF to replace Costa
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>>77104165
Kyle Bartley prefers to stay on our bench than go back to the 5th best United team
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>>77104176
Inter in Jan then
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>>77104197
they deserve to be there mate
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Which team will big sam be in charge of at the end of the season lads?
My guess is Watford
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>>77104136
>TV money means staying in the PL is more important than ever
>Proceed to sell your few players keeping your club out of the championship the last few seasons
fucking yanks
>>
>Manchester City bid €45m tonight for Benjamin Mendy; Monaco rejected it, according to tomorrow's L'Équipe. 3rd offer surely incoming.
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Why are both Manchester clubs terrible at transfers? I understand that both clubs are run by cheque book managers but you'd think chequebook managers spend their money more wisely after all this time
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>>77104289
so £40m

It'll be done for 45 then
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>>77104265
Fucking yanks maybe, but if someone offered you 50 million for gylfi sigurdsson then you'd take it in a heartbeat
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>>77104307
Yes. Reckon city gonna be scary unless pep fucks shit up
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>>77104308
Who can they replace him with?

£50m isnt worth staying in the PL atleast 2 years
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>>77104304
Managers have no part in negotiating transfer fees. Do you know anything about football?
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>>77104327
No depth in full backs though

Man City wont win anything beyond the league cup
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>>77104327
Big issue is backups at FB and CM
>>
john stones -> right back
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>Juventus wont sell Bonucci for £50m to Chelsea or Man City but will to Milan for less
ok
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>Monaco VP Vadim Vasilyev has no intention of negotiating at all with Arsenal for Thomas Lemar, according to tomorrow's L'Équipe.
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>>77104330
Get a couple of the young lads from the big teams academies or use your scouts to get bargains from Europe
It's obvious Swansea are asset stripping and preparing for the championship anyway, so just take the money offered now
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>>77104382
bonucci doesnt want to leave italy
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>De Gea rumours starting up again for the second time this summer
Every transfer window till he moves I guess, like Bellerin to Barca or Ronaldo to United
Can't see United selling him for anything less than £70+m and Real don't have any players to trade with them outside of Ronaldo anymore so its basically not going to happen.
Do they even need De Gea outside of it being a 'galactico' signing? Navas is pretty good, and its not like they need a world class GK to the same degree other teams do
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>>77104391
yfw Spurs will never sign another player now due to these inflated prices

random youth players here we go
>>
Why aren't swaps a thing anymore, there's plenty of situations where one player going one way and another going the other would suit both clubs

Good one would be Ramsey + 10-15m for Lemar.
>>
>Zlatan Ibrahimovic in talks with LA Galaxy about £6million-a-year move to Major League Soccer

>Swedish striker could head Stateside after his contract with Manchester United expired

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/zlatan-ibrahimovic-la-galaxy-transfer-10794338
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>>77104432
if Real had any sense theyd just try and keep every player for as long as possible, they core squad and depth is unmatched by any other team
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>>77104382
I think they will be less butthurt about Milan winning Serie A with him than Conte winning CL with him, their break up with Conte was really ugly. After losing in Cl finals again they might also feel like they need more experience against strong opponents, so Milan getting better is not necessarily a bad thing.
Juve has a great policy of not forcing players who want to leave stay. it has always been that way and it worked great. The team is old and tired, they want more young players like DS. Bonucci leaving also gives Rugani a chance to finally play. Milan on the other hand needs results right now. So it works both way.
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>>77104330
Snodgrass
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>>77104501
What a world we live in.
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>>77104483
Why the fuck would Monaco want Ramsey?
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>>77102014
no but our UEFA coefficient will go up, this is panic spending enforced by the FA
in order of most likely to win the CL
Chelsea > United > Liverpool > City > Spuds
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>>77104432
They have Bale.
Real Madrid gets their Galactico Spanish Keeper.
Manchester United gets their Galactico British Forward.

Casemiro could also help United, but that would fuck Zidane's tactics in the ass.
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>>77104501
DESPERATE
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>>77104493
When is he supposed to return from injury?
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>>77104521
wtf is it 2004 again
>>
>>77104544
Could return in October apparently
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>>77104544
Now, he's been training at Carrington
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>>77104330
Get some free transfers in lad
Seb Larsson
Mathieu Flamini
Steve Pienaar
Arouna Kone
All literally available >for free
>>
----------------------------Lloris
------------Mawson Alderweireld Vertonghen
Trippier--------Wanyama-Dembele---------Rose
--------------------------Alli--Eriksen
----------------------------Kane

Vorm; Davies, CCV; Winks, Onomah, Lamela; Dembele (The Celtic one)

Could be our year la
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>>77104544
His PR-team is spreading all kind of news take everything with a grain of salt. This includes his fitness and where he's going to play.
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>>77103038
>defenders on the same team
>centre backs
>spending this little on your attack
this your first time isn't it
>>
>tfw just imagined being a famous footballer who posted on /sp/

Fuck, my life is fucking pathetic lids.
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>>77104599
Rose is ded
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>>77104599
Nah they'll struggle now they don't have their meme pitch
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>>77104599
i hope this is a joke
>that depth
also no son
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>>77104616
it's not a fantasy team it was about
>Reply to me with the best EPL team you can field without using anyone from the top 6 last season
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>>77104599
Could be but wont because Spurs are eternal bottlers
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>>77104599
Replace Lamela with Son. Lamela isn't playing again
>>
Bring back proper shirt numbers
>>
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>>77104599
So you're basically saying the same team as last year? The same team that wasn't good enough then, will somehow be good enough now, even though City, United and Arsenal have made improvements to their squad?

Okay
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>>77104726
Plus they'll be on a bigger pitch and playing more games unless they totally choke the cl group again
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>>77104397
I don't think they could go down if they tried with such shit teams as Watford, Palace, Newcastle etc... around them
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>>77104599
>that depth
>no five a side pitch to play on
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>>77104674


-------------1------------
2-------4-------5-------3
7-------6-------8------11
--------10------9---------

Exceptions include;
5 for a DM.
21 for the back up striker to the number 9
23 is acceptable for a number 10 playmaker whether due to formation or personal preference.

Any other exceptions?
>>
Still think Walker is a mistake. It's as if he's being forced to hire English shit. Find a cheap bundes fullback
I assume Kelechi has a buy back clause?
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>>77104599
>Mawson
You're not getting him mate
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>>77104800
You said that about Vorm and Davies and Siggy haha xxx
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Selling Dier and Walker for £90m and signing some depth and Spurs could be in with a charge

Arsenal will fall apart from EL trips
Chelsea have midweek games and small squad and cant sign anyone
Man City have no depth in full backs
United are a joke who manage to not improve despite spending £100m+ every summer

Its between Spurs and Liverpool for the title
>>
>>77104483
the image of Ramsey playing for fucking Monaco of all places kills me
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>>77104815
>Sissoko

GTFO
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>>77104815
>Arsenal will fall apart from EL trips

ummmm no sweetie
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>>77104791
kelechi leaving is a big mistake but walker weakens the opposition and strengthens city in their weakest area, win win situation even if he was pricier than buying abroad.
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>>77104791
>It's as if he's being forced to hire English shit.
homegrown rule means they do
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>>77104791
Honestly, I'd keep Clichy and just pocket the 50 million before paying that amount

Has Pep learnt nothing from the John Stones transfer?
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>>77104791
>Still think Walker is a mistake
Walker only became good when Alderweireld joined and covered his ass.
Walker goes to City and now he has fucking Stones to cover him? It will be a bloodbath.
City should have gone for Rose. He is just as good as Walker going forward but has actually learned to defend well.
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>>77104862
Why would Pep care how much the board negotiates a transfer for? So many retards in this thread.
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>>77104862
>I'd keep Clichy

lol clichy has been a huge liability
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>>77104815
>Liverpool
>compete for the title
>still no left back
>Solanki and Salah

Doubt.jpg
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>>77104304
Mendy, Walker and Bernardo Silva are good players. Don't know much about Ederson.

That team looks stacked as fuck.
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as a Real consumer i just need to say this.

yes yes.. congratulations bayern, you got your granate.. now where is our granata?
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>>77104812
>trading Vorm for Siggy
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>>77104907
ederson looks like a 100% certified madman, expect lots of diving into feet and blooters up to the oppositions 18yrd box
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Man City will grab the title. dont even doubt it. they will be challenged by Manure.

i am not a customer of them but i cant see Tottenham or Chelsea being relevant this season. this season will be a Manchester season sadly. i hate Poop and Jose so much. hope Wenger or Klopp pulls a suprise.
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Should've kept Maffeo, I'm so fucking triggered.. Walker is s.h.i.t.e.
DOES KELECHI HAVE A BUY BACK CLAUSE?!
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>>77104862
>I'd keep Clichy

Clichy shouldn't even have been there in the first place. Did he qualify as HG because of him joining Arsenal prior to being 21 or what? That's genuinely the only reason I can think of because he wasn't even good enough for Arsenal.
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>>77104815
>United are a joke who manage to not improve despite spending £100m+ every summer
Too true. How can >we be so shit despite spending so much money.
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>>77104971
I think Poop, or rather City, is lesser of two evils. Jose's gonna be in his peak performance second year though, it's now or never.
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>>77104984
Clichy turned down the chance to leave

It was china IIRC so it was actually better money too
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>>77104815
>playing at Wembley
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>>77104984
yeh clichy was homegrown, desu a lot of the blame lies with pellegrini deciding not to sign a single fullback
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>>77104862

>Has Pep learnt nothing from the John Stones transfer?

Completely different situations. Jimmy Pebbles is young and was already showing signs of being a complete liability prior to City buying him. Everyone could see he was going to be a complete failure and not worth £50 mil.

Walker is more or less the finished article, plays in a position that City desperately need and is a decent player.

>Inb4 'lol Poop fell for le meme English defenders'
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>>77104925
Yeah, I'm actually looking forward to see him play. I think he'll raise Man City's meme level 2 (two) whole points just by himself.
>>
DOES
KELECHI
HAVE
A
BUY
BACK
CLAUSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
So supposedly PL clubs have spent over £500m this window. You have 30 seconds to list all the good players they have bought. .
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>>77105072
yes
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>>77105072
What makes you think we know you spastic?
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>>77105073
Salah.
>>
>>77105073
>
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>>77105072
If he is sold there will be a buy back clause. Even City wont fuck up that badly, will they Txiki?
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>>77105073
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>>77105072
City said they wouldn't sell him without one, so, yes?
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>>77101485

>Trash like Stones and Walker go for record transfer fees and have ridiculous wages
>Meanwhile Marcelo makes £80K/week, Casemiro £45K/week, and Carvajal £35K/week

The EPLEL truly is a joke
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>>77105073
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>>77105112
>the nigga has a moustache, an actual moustache!
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>>77105118
It's almost like England has higher tax and you have to actually pay it here
>>
>>77105087
>>77105110
>>77105113
Sorry lads, been a shite week of arrguing with the gf
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>>77105073
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>>77105118
Still not as embarrassing as the top EU clubs loaning star players to each other with cheap buy options
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>>77105118
That's because Ronaldo and Bale get their wages. Show me the PL players on 500k and 400k like those two.
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>>77102755
No way
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>>77105112
is that TGV?
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>>77105128
Fake. Fuck off ABU scum. Obsessed.
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>>77105167
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>>77105073
LacaGOAT
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>>77105183
squaaaaaleeeeee
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>>77105164

Fucking Rooney was on 300K/week and Ibramemeovic on £365K/week
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>>77105118
>taking poverty wages just so you can win some meaningless lel liga trophies and meme cls

cuckolds all of them
>>
>>77105229
>life is about earning as much money as you can and collect the most stuff before you die
>>
>>77105210
Ibra came on a free transfer so a big wage was less of an issue. You also listed the 2 highest paid players, neither of which get paid it anymore.
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>>77105073
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>>77105251
Would you rather win a cl or have 40 million?
Don't be daft
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>>77105287
15 million and a CL yes
>>
>>77105128
>Someone saved my screenshot

:3
>>
>>77105294
2 million and a CL or 40 million
I'd take the latter, care more about living a comfy life and providing for my loved ones
>>
Is pep going to make use of hoofball 2.0?

https://youtu.be/QRI7VZ-asAA?t=45
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>>77105294
>lifting up a piece of aluminum and posting it on instagram is worth 25 million dollars

classic swedecuck mentality
>>
>>77105287
would you rather have 40m and be a lonely miserable or 2m and happy with a nice GF?
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>>77105346
>accomplishing something is worth nothing
Go watch CLS with were the highest earners play.
>>
>>77105346

They all are rich anyway, so it's not about the money or the trophy itself, you ignoramus, it's about glory and success, knowing that you're in the best team in the world
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>>77105348
Make that a loyal devoted loving wife instead of a nice gf and I'd take the 2 million. The CL is not loving wife tier
>>
>>77105346
>Americans obsessed with cuck shit

Anyway it's the absolute opposite. Having pride in winning one of the most difficult things to win in the world is much better than being a bit more rich. Significantly more or not.
>>
>>77105416
why you no take 40m u cuck?
>>
>>77105379
>winning with moneybags madrid
>accomplishment
>>77105397
there is a big difference between millionaire rich and multimillionaire rich.
>>
>>77105420
that's an expensive feeling mate
>>
>>77105432
>moneybags
>poverty wages
which is it?
>>
>>77105428
Because I care more about family but not about a trophy :^)
>>
>>77105493
See we value different things in life. Does that make my choice better than yours? No it's just different choice. Do what ever makes YOU happy lad and try not to look down on others who make different choices.
>>
>>77105535
>Does that make my choice better than yours?
Clearly not
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>>77105584
Have a hug lad
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>>77105332
As a part of starting eleven I'd rather win CL even if I had to play for free. I would love to be a person that was actually the best at some point and to experience winning.

>>77105348
I'd take GF and spend my dollars on a penis enlargement surgery so the sex would actually feel good then enjoy debauchery.

>>77105348
I'm not really interested in having a family, so I'd take money and try investing them for the hell of it.
>>
>>77105613
I do need one tbqh
>>
Swansea should sign the best players possible if Gylfi leaves
>>
>>77105634
Yeah I figured. Hope you figure things out with your GF.
>>
>>77105644
>the barren talent pool of wales
maybe 190kg will finally get his dream callup
>>
>>77105627
As long as your dick is between 5' and 7.5', you got nothing to worry about. Anything 8' or over is painful for the woman and is a meme that women like it. Smacking the cervix isn't a turnon for most women and this isn't anime where they love it. So unless you got a sub average penis size, which is under 5.13 or something like that, then you're just retarded.

>>77105644
Yeah, like who? I thought Llorente was 'le best player so handsome xxx' player and all that shite?
>>
>>77105627
Are there actual surgeries that work?
No pumps or balloons
>>
>>77105644
The best player possible for swans is Gylfi.
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>>77105670
Yep. You might notice that a part of your dick is inside your body (that's why fat guys have smaller dicks). So they basically pull it out a bit. Then they transplant some fat under the skin to make it thicker (that's actually a very easy procedure compared to lengthening). The head can't be enlarged though.
>>
>>77105666
Chadli a good box to box midfielder, Joel Campbell/Jota and a good right back
>>
>>77101815
>settling for 2nd
Makes spurs at least twice as good as arsenal
>>
>>77105345
Is he the new Neuer?
>>
>>77105753
>tfw small head due to phimosis as a kid
Pretty sure, sex isn't as good as it should be because of that.
>>
>>77105654
<3

>>77105753
I remeber hearing about them cutting something that allows the part that's inside to come out completely. Didn't know about the fat for girth
>>
>>77105897
i'm circumcised so sex or masturbation will literally never be as enjoyable as they should be
>>
>Marcelo on 65k
>Messi on 650k
Is Messi really ten times better than Marcelo?
>>
>>77106276

Define 'better'
>>
>>77106276
Is messi ten times more marketable then marcelo? Don't think 10x is enough
>>
>>77106276
No, but he's ten times more popular and generate ten times more money.
>>
>£55m for Danny Mills with hair

kek
>>
>>77106276
10 x better
50 x more marketable
Generates 100 x more money

He makes Barca more money than they're paying him. Marcelo doesn't do that.
>>
>>77106276
Absolutely.
>>
>>77105345
City might be sneakily going super direct next year

Every possible signing they've made is fast as fuck and then they've signed a GK known for his long passes
>>
>>77106647

Remind yourself who City employs as manager
>>
>>77105345
Isn't he a mile offside? Past the halfway line when the ball is kicked
>>
>>77106781
It was a goal kick
>>
>>77106696
https://vid.me/y9J6

They played direct a fair bit with Kolarov, usually going diagonally to sterling
>>
>>77105897

No, all your nerve endings are there regardless of head size. Don't worry bro.
>>
>>77106781
>>77106781
Goal kick isn't a pass, mate. I expect this kind of post from septic tanks, but not from you lad.
>>
>>77106901
Less contact. The base of my dick is way thicker.
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>>77106873

Fairplay lad; Pep should spend £80,000,000 on Andy Carroll
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>>77106825
Shit, I never knew you can't be offside from a goal kick

>>77106696
Remind yourself how EXPOSED he was last season. He's either smart enough to adapt or so stubborn he'll be gone by christmas
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>>77106987

>implying I would forget
>>
How does fuck does pep rate walker
>>
>>77107536
The Walker hate has to stop. He's proven consistently that he's pretty decent. Maybe not £50 trillion but still
>>
>Roma have made a £29m offer to buy Riyad Mahrez from Leicester, who want £50m for the 26-year-old winger. (Daily Mail)
>Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino wants the club to accelerate their transfer incomings with defender Kyle Walker, 27, set to join Manchester City. (Daily Mail)
>Tottenham are close to making 19-year-old Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth their first signing of the summer. (ESPN)
>>
>Reports have suggested Arsenal are set to make their third bid for the France international (Lemar) and pay £45m for for the 21-year-old.

Would be a good signing for them since he can play LW. Means Sanchez can go RW. Though if I was Wonga I would have tried for Martins and Carvalho.
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>>77106647
>>77106696
this was pep's planned team, so, does this look direct to you?
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>>77102755
>flanagan not getting shipped to some mid tier championship side
>klopp ever forgiving sakho for being loud and obnoxious last pre season
>van dijk
>klopp ever solving the sit low and send the ball straight on top of Liverpool's """defenders""" problem
>>
>>77102755
>ABLs
But Leicester will probably lose Mahrez and Schmeichel. Best time to be ABL
>>
>>77101485
Why did he think Walker is capable of tikitaka?
>>
>>77107916

I see a lot of dribbling directly into defenders
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>>77101828
Under8ed
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64YSK3diWZo

>He doesn't think that this year is our year la's

How many goals Salah this season? I think that 35.
>>
>>77108064
96.
>>
Someone's gotta make a new trans lads
>>
>>77108273
Sounds like you just nominated yourself
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>>77108375

>American OP
>>
>>77108699

new one
>>
>>77105753
This will make your dick structurally weaker and more likely to get injured.
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